And.....

I want to thank everyone who came out to the market last night.

Sairin
Lydia
Cor
Sydney
Maeve

It was a BLAST!!! It was just what I was looking for last night and all of you were amazing. Thank you, thank you!

Everyone was so good at interacting and all of the antics were silly and fun. :)

You just can't leave me on my own for very long.

I run amuck.

And.....

I want to thank everyone who came out to the market last night.

Sairin
Lydia
Cor
Sydney
Maeve

It was a BLAST!!! It was just what I was looking for last night and all of you were amazing. Thank you, thank you!

Everyone was so good at interacting and all of the antics were silly and fun.


It was definitely fun - I only wish my computer had cooperated with me a little longer so I could see how Lydia eventually got out of that tree!

Thanks for the fun play the last 2 days - Maeve's not the most social creature in the world so it's been hard to engage her in conversations but you guys made it effortless.

<3 The recent writings in the thread. ^^ I've enjoyed Piper's stuff, and I loved the scene with Shylah and Elijah. They're terribly cute together. Him shielding her from the mannequins.. XD

Note: Should any of the recent threads require a response let me know and Erin's player or myself will try to get one up. People work at the shop, even if the players are terribly lazy and unorganized at times.. :D And when threads are finished we can also lock them to indicate that. Just don't like doing that now since we're not always sure when a thread is finished and it'd be awful to lock an unfinished thread or lock it and have someone think it's because we didn't like it or want it there, which totally isn't the case!

I need to thank the players of Hawk, Erin, Cassie, Alain, and Maeve for playing so perfectly into Elly's antics tonight.

Hawk and Elly in the bathroom? Comedy gold. I love that you guys played into it so well too, it made my night. Don't think I've laughed that much for quite some time. I really needed that. :D

Thanks very much. :D

I'm gonna have to thank D and N for this too. For going along with this, writing teh awesomz, etc. Cuz I mean, it wouldn't have been much of a SL without those two.

I mean, I might owe them my immortal soul and all now but.. it was worth it, right?

Gah I never know what to say on things like this. Anyway I have just finished reading your entire folder Lydia I am always so impressed by you, wether it be your writing, rp or your artwork. Such a talented person.

Domo arigato and many thanks. I worked hard to make it look like Glenn's hardly working. :D

I had fun working on those storylines for the Stitch, and working with the players behind it. I hope the opportunity presents itself again soon.

And just for kicks, my favorite smiley :?

There are no words for the 'disaster' that happened in the market earlier today.

...

Just.. wow. To everyone involved? Thank you. That was just.. so great. We need to do something like that, like.. once a month at least.

PEW PEW PEW

And so that infamous day is never forgotten.. I've got the log for you guys. Ha.

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Lydia Loran: ::And then? A herd of calves (as in, small cows, not leg parts) suddenly sprinted down the main path of the market! Running people and vendors out of their way, making a mess of things, leaving.. trails behind.. and then? They were gone, as quick as they had come::

Emmie Campbell: ::I'll see your calves, raise you a flock of emus, and throw in one disgruntled badger doing the tango, just for kicks::

Lydia Loran: ::All in all, the market was simply not the place to be. Unless you were just odd like that, and liked farm animals, emus, and tango dancing badgers? Oh, and let us not forget the pumpkinheads congregated around the Cor statue of gold, where in generations to come, they would tell his tale to their children and grandchildren. Or.. to each other, since they don't breed. Which is a good thing. Really::

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::It was whispered that once a month, on the night of the full moon, which to some resembled a cartwheel: that a group of cloaked and hooded men came to the statue as well, and danced around it in a strange and spinning dance.::

Emmie Campbell: :: Were they telling the tell? or were they planning and plotting to breed Cor so they could tell his tale to HIS children and grandchildren?::

Lucius DeAuster: ::As the various vendors and shopgoiers started the business of cleanup and re-setup after the livestock-gone-wild Friday morning, a small troop of the Watch came into the Marketplace, having been alerted to a disturbance. Fears of another massacre were quickly replaced by hidden chuckles, and the relief that it was a more mundane call. Questions were asked, and the patrol headed off in the direction the stampedes had originated, except for one who stood watching the gathering of...pumpkinheads?

CptStephenKidd: ::And pirates there were pirates in the marketplace all looking to buy various false body parts to replace the one they had lost at sea. Pity poor McGee who used to sing baritone and now sang soprano thanks to a bad itch and a new hook for a hand for he had found no proper replacement part.::

Lydia Loran: ::Yes, the plotting of breeding Cor the Hero of the Pumpkin Brigade with the Heroine Sevarenia to keep the legacy going. It's some scary stuff. And yes, the pumpkinheads, but they were a harmless group, gathered around their golden statues. Chanting, merry making, staring at people, and defending the statues of course. They were gold after all. It'd be a travesty if Cor's head had been knocked off and sold in the black market::

Lucius DeAuster: ::The poor guardsman, a young man newly arrived in the city by the name of Malthus, was overheard by one passer-by:: (s)Never saw anything like that in Westridge...

CptStephenKidd: ::McGee eyed the statue of Cor gazing intently at one of the fingers thinking it would work okay for what he needed.::

Lydia Loran: ::That passer-by probably wished they were in Westridge right about now. Especially when their foot sank deep into one of those 'treasures' left by the calf herd::

Lydia Loran: ::A couple children had gathered round that golden statue of yore and.. and.. magical-ness. Listening as a pumpkinhead read from a parchment. About the one clad in blue. The one who drank hot tea. The one who would one day do battle with Cor. The false prophet of the pumpkins, Borlantheez. But it just came out as a bunch of bas and boos, which, truth be told? Was probably more fascinating::

JewellRavenlock: ::A younger pirate, a friend of McGee's, pat him on the back. He withdrew a small handsaw he kept in his pants for times such as these and moved towards the statue of Cor to cut the larges golden finger off::

Lucius DeAuster: ::Poor farmer Hendricks...he'd been moving his herd for auction at the local Farmers Market when a passing flock emu, being chased by a badger wanting to tango, spooked his herd. he explained this to the guard, and after the guffaws died down, the sergeant of the patrol only fined him four silver, for the left-behinds his cows made. After all, no property damage had been reported yet, unless you counted poor Spinster Gladys's dress and apron, which now bore the ruddy stains of <cont>

Lucius DeAuster: Omlette Oplenty's (? on the name) coffee, which she had spilled in fright at the sight of the mass of animals barrelling down the street::

Emmie Campbell: ::all in all just another normal day at the market really::

Lucius DeAuster: What is this! The dang-blamed running of the RhyDin Bulls?

Lydia Loran: ::Oh. ..oh. Someone was approaching the statues, with a handsaw? The merriment of the pumpkinheads ceased quite suddenly, as about fifteen, give or take a couple, had gathered together, staring at McGee and his buddy::

CptStephenKidd: ::Bettys pie stand was doing a thriving business all pies being bought save for the pumpkin pies which with the pumpkin heads dancing arround the statues made people nervous to buy them.::

JewellRavenlock: ::Aware of the young children--and those creepy pumpkin heads--all watching him, he approached the statue carefully and climbed up on it. he exaimed all the fingers: some were too curled, the thumb way too short, the pink wouldn't do..ahah! He selected the middle finger of golden Cor's left hand and with a thumbs up to McGee, started sawing away!::

CptStephenKidd: Uhoh ::McGee stammered as he was approached by pumpkin heads.:: Attack of the killer fruits!

Lydia Loran: ::The children had no idea what was going on, and shrugged before happily resuming games of jacks and hop scotch. The pumpkinheads? All gave a mighty shreik of BA~! And then? They all held kazoos in their hands, and started blowing on them loudly, sending that rather obnoxious note echoing through the market::

Lydia Loran: ::<insert sound kazoo makes here>::

JewellRavenlock: Nonsense, McGee! Those be vege-tables! ::Waving his handsaw at the pumpkins before starting to work again. That is, until that loud Ba and kazzo noise sounded! The young pirate screeched like a girl, the handsaw went fllllyyyiiing and he lost his footing! He grabbed the only thing he could get at--the half sawed off middle left finger of the golden statute of Cor that was one day meant to serve as McGee's tallywacker::

Lucius DeAuster: ::Poor Malthus...he really wasn't getting paid enough. With the outcry of killer fruit, he missed the whole defacing (or is that de-fingering?) of the Golden Cor, as he was heading over to stop a pumpkinhead stampede. And got prompty kazoo'ed...::

CptStephenKidd: ::Most of the pirates were paralyzed with fear at the noise as it strangely resembled the noise of the killer crotch crickets of kalamazoo. A terrible black day on the log of the ship The drowning dolphin.::

Lydia Loran: ::The sounds of kazoos and bas kept sounding out as they frantically waved their clothy hands about, pointing at the pirates. Particularly the one hanging off Golden Cor's finger. A couple pumpkinheads were even crying::

Icer1978: ::The dragon found herself wandering, keeping to the alleyways in the market, and pausing as she heard voices, blinking.::

Icer1978: ::A twitch of an ear as kazoos were heard as well, peering out of the darkened alley at the pumpkinheads and pirates, blink, blink.::

Emmie Campbell: ::the tango dancing badger aproaches icer, bows and asks for a dance::

JewellRavenlock: Gaaah! 'elp 'elp! ::He tried to kick at the pointing pumpkin heads as he hang from the golden finger that was slowly slowly breaking off..::

Elly: ::The Witch.. was totally getting a makeover at the nearby beauty parlor, but she had to stop that at the sounds of the kazoo. With a dainty clickety click of heels, she exited the beauty parlor and started down the street, crimson locks in large curlers, gooey green mud on her face, and clad in a pink bathrobe::

Icer1978: ::An arch of an eyeridge at the tangoing badger then that bowed before her.::

Icer1978: ::Leaning to whisper to the badger then.::

CptStephenKidd: ::Betty from the pie stand shrieked in horror at the sight of Elly, tossing a blueberry pie high into the air.::

Lucius DeAuster: 'Ey now! Watch that noise! ::barely heard over the cacophany, malthus waved his arms, much like the pumpkinheads:: We have a sound ordinance, you know! ::Not that it might be helping. And to make matters worse, his clean foot had found another 'landmine' (calvary jargon for...well, you know...)::

Emmie Campbell: :: The very nearsighted and deaf badger, just stumbles on dancing alone::

Icer1978: ::Very gently nudging the tangoing badger Elly's direction.::

Elly: Oooooo~ ::Violets darted up, watching the pie fly through the air a moment as she tippy toed around cow patties, crinkling her nose at it:: Nasty~ ::Tippy toeing her way towards all the noise, she just blinked a bunch, at.. someone hanging off the statue.. and... the watchman, and.. the pumpkinheads and.. she was just so confused!::

CptStephenKidd: ::The pie landed on Mcgees head covering his face in blueberry pie filling. The pie tin resting on his head like a hat.::

Uriko Belarus: ::The very near sighted Deaf badger did not have to be alone for long. A very far sighted, muted badger came to tango with the other. Holding a rose in his mouth he handed it to the other one::

Lucius DeAuster: Eww! ::disgust, shakign his foot, and a fist at the pirate, now spotted on his perch:: hey, get down from mthere! That aint a jungle gym!

JewellRavenlock: McGee, this is no time to be playing arou---eee! ::The middle finger on the left hand of the golden statue of Cor chose that moment to snap. It was a very weak finger, actually, the artisan having made the statue hollow and filling it with..tea bags! A few came slipping out after the young pirate as he fell into the crowd of waiting pumpkin heads:;

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::And in the midst of it all, an Orchestra had wandered outside to begin their mid-day outdoors practice session as a slow and throbbing drum beat began, to be followed by the low wailing cry of a badly played tuba. And then the rest of sixty instrument orchestra began to join in, adding to the chaos in the marketplace a rousing soundtrack.::

Lucius DeAuster: ::An orchestra and kazoo-wielding pumpkinhead...oh...my...gods...::

Elly: ::A giggle at the dancing badgers but then? She gasped in horror as the finger broke off the statue:: Hey~! ::Screech:: You ruined it~! Do you know how much money they stole from me- ::Pointing at the pumpkinheads, now playing their kazoos again to join in the orchestra:: -to make that thing~!?

Icer1978: ::Why not, the dragon starting to croon along with the music as she slid from the dark alley.::

Emmie Campbell: :: Of course Emus live music, and were trotting along behind the orchestra flapping and squaking::

Icer1978: ::Maybe she was out of tune.::

Lydia Loran: ::And some of those tea bags on the ground caught the curiosity of one of the pumpkinheads.. some of these guys really had some short attention spans! So he waddled that way and started tearing them open to eat the contents. Ew::

CptStephenKidd: ::McGee eager to replace his missing part dashed between the pumpkin head and snatched the severed gold digit and shoved it down his pants.::

Lucius DeAuster: Oy...! ::As he managed to get over to the pirate who had dropped from the statue:: You alright there? ::Didn't notice the missing finger snatching, trying to help the youger guy to his feet:: Man, you smell like Earl Grey...

CptStephenKidd: ::Forever linking him in a odd rather disgusting way with the pumpkin heads and Cor.::

Elly: ::The Witch screamed at that display from McGee, pointing and covering her eyes:: Sexual harassment~!!!

Icer1978: ::Wait, was that a pumpkinhead she stepped on?, ew..::

Jade Rogue: ::OMG IT'S JADE-ZILLA!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!! She landed on Icer:: OOF! What the hell?

Lydia Loran: ::Squish, but it'd be a matter of moments before the pumpkinhead would just POP and reanimate itself. Such is the joy of being undead?::

JewellRavenlock: And ye smell like shite, mate! ::Being helped up by the poor young guard, eyeing the stuff that clung to his foot:: And ye mutter smells 'ike Earl Grey!

Icer1978: OOF!!, ::cushion for Jadey siisy, further squishing the pumkinhead beneath her.::

Lydia Loran: ::Well, it'd POP back up when Icer was off it::

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::And..a few miles away, as Cor sat on his porch with Serena, he couldn't quite figure out why he had sudden visions of a large musical number, nor why he felt the need to pull Serena to her feet and dance, or why his finger was strangely itchy.::

Lucius DeAuster: Don't have to be rude...::a sniff of protest...heh, any who got with McGee now would be having a 'golden opportunity'...waitamini..:Sexual Harrasment? ::thinking a crime in progress, h spun to look, and blinked at the made-up Elly::

CptStephenKidd: ::The really sad thing about the whole scene is that Elly in her green mud mask and McGee covered with blue goo made the biggest color statements. Witnesses were already sure that the culprits behind the mess were a Blue haired fae and a green haired seamstress.::

Emmie Campbell: ::three wandering Were-Daisies pass by and start propositiong Pumpkinheads...::

Elly: ::Is still pointing at McGee with his hands down his pants!::

Jade Rogue: Icer.... ::blink blink at the scene:: What the <I>hell</I>?

Uriko Belarus: ::Tom, the old alley cat, emerged from the shadows, an in an attempt to find somthing to eat, he leaped upon a pumpkin head with a loud meow, nibbling away.::

Icer1978: ::Blinking at weredaisies, then sliding off the pumpkinhead she was on.:; don't ask me sissy, I just got here recently myself..

Lydia Loran: ::Another pumpkinhead was getting.. munched on by a cat? And several others were.. accepting propositions from were daisies. How icky::

JewellRavenlock: McGee! ::Hearing the cry of sexual harassment, he moved to go help his friend get his hands out of his pants! Sniff:: Mm..is that blueberry?

Jade Rogue: Toto.... I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.... ::she mumbled to herself::

CptStephenKidd: ::McGee looked at his unnamed priatey friend oddly.:: Dude are you sniffing me?

Icer1978: Oooh, blueberry!, the dragon moving to lick the goo off the pirate who probably would think she was trying to eat him.::

Elly: ::Starts crying, the green stuff on her face melting off now, making her look.. um.. really.. not pretty..::

Emmie Campbell: :: the Were-Daisies were flirting up a storm, petals everywhere, heading off into the bushes with a half dozen pumpkinheads::

Lydia Loran: ::Bow Chicka Wow Wow::

Uriko Belarus: ::And the old alley cat, having his share of pumpkin, ran to elly licking the green goo that was melting off finding it oddly appetizing::

Jade Rogue: ::BLINK to the Daisies and the pumpkinheads:: Pumpkinhead! Don't DO it!! THEY HAVE DAISY STDS!!!

CptStephenKidd: ::The dragon scared McGee witless.:: woop woop woop

Lucius DeAuster: (m)Man, I need to get a transfer to the West End...::as Malthus, the bedraggled guardsman looked over the madhouse scene that had befallen the Marketplace::

JewellRavenlock: ::What McGee didn't know was that his unnamed piratey friend who carried a handsaw in his pants was really struck with BlueBerryOlis on their recent trip abroad and that the very scent of blueberries could drive him mad. He got closer to McGree only to gasp and try to hit Icer away from his friend:: Mine!!

Icer1978: ::Blinking as she was hit, swinging her tail at the pirate that hit her, only fair..::

Elly: ::It was all natural! Cucumber and melon! The kitty licking her made her stop crying, and then? She tried to hug it, possibly squishing it too tighty:: Kitty~ I'm going to name you Fluffykins the Fourth~ Double F~ ::Snuggle::

Emmie Campbell: :: too late! the Daisies never let a man go once they have him! and a good plant based lifeform is hard to find!::

CptStephenKidd: ::Looking at his unnamed piratey friend Mcgee smiled come hitherly.::

Lucius DeAuster: 'Ey there! ::at the swatting dragon and pirate, and would have started that way, only the sight of possible man-loving, and a really big sneezing fit from the pollon in the air, stopped him cold...::

Icer1978: ::Licking blueberry goo off Mcgee's face, leaving dragon slobber.::

Jade Rogue: ::Oh gawz, the pumpkinheads had STDs now!!::


Uriko Belarus: ::With a flailing of paws, and a hiss at the name, the scruffy cat tried to get out of her grasp, almost sounding like it was hacking up a hairball from weezing so heavy.:: Mre....ww.. ::Hack hack hack::

Lydia Loran: ::The pumpkinhead that had eaten those tea bags? Suddenly belched, sending a noxious mushroom cloud of tea fumes into the air, blanketing the sunlight in that area for a mere second::

Elly: ::Snuggles the kitty more, getting green gloop all over it:: I'm going to love you forever and ever and a- ::And she lost her grip on it and it got away!?::

CptStephenKidd: ::The scent of bergamot belch in the air set the romantic tones for McGees advance on his piratey buddy.::

JewellRavenlock: ::Not at all turned off by the dragon slobber now decorating his golden-member'd friend's face..he grabs him and MAKEOUT!::

Lucius DeAuster: Get..::sneeze:: a roo..::sneezesneeze:: Ro...::sneezesneeze:: ROOM! ::coughhacksneezesneezehack::

Icer1978: ::Slinking toward the patrolman now, and POUNCE!::

Lucius DeAuster: ::that last sneezing fit sending poor guard malthus right into the fountain::

Jade Rogue: ::eye twitch seeing the two MALE pirates make out:: Oh gawd... I'm going to be sick::

Lucius DeAuster: ::or was it the pouncing dragon? the world may never know...::

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::and perhaps it was simply a random choice by the conductor leading the orchestra, or maybe it was something <I>more</I>, but now, as pumpkinheads were sowing their wild oats with a bunch of weredaises, and two pirates were finding each other amidst all the chaos of the market..the orchestra struck up a very romantic tune now, lots of violins and flutes and whatnot::

Uriko Belarus: ::The now green cat ran ran, as fast as it could, running and jumping, pouncing on Mcgee and the pirate makeout digging it's claws into his back.::

Elly: ::Sniffling, wiping at her green and tear soaked face. Sniffle.. SOB::

Icer1978: ::Pulling the guardsman from the fountain, carrying him to her sissy Jadey, twitching her tail.::

CptStephenKidd: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwww ::The pain of the cats claws caused McGee to thrust himself towards his buddy.::

Emmie Campbell: :: Now the Emus were dancing with each other, and one was trying to dance with the soggy guardsman...::

Jade Rogue: ::quirks up a brow at her sister bringing the guardsman to her:: Uh... good girl?

Lucius DeAuster: (s)I should have stayed in bed....::No way he's gonna fight a dragon carrying him, surrounded by emu's doing the can-can...::Uhh, good morning miss. ::Would be his chagrined greeting to Jade::

JewellRavenlock: ::Being thrusted upon by his friend with the golden hollow finger turned tallywacker he gasps:: IF you don't do it so fast, it won't hurt so bad. ::Not seeing the cat and all..::

Icer1978: ::A rumble to her sissy, jawful of guardsman.::

Uriko Belarus: ::And another hiss at the loud noise, Tom, which had been renamed Fluffykins the fourth~Double F, whacked Mcgee in the head before jumping off and running back twords the alley.::

Lydia Loran: ::At least one of the pumpkinhead stepped out of the bushes, smoking a cigarette. Hack hack cough.. puff puff::

CptStephenKidd: Get it off! Get it off! ::screaming at his friend.::

JewellRavenlock: What!? But I just went through all that trouble of getting it on!

Jade Rogue: 'Ello, hun. Do you usually get carried off by dragons on a daily basis? ::she smiled to the Guardsman::

Jade Rogue: ::tsk tsk to her sister::

Lydia Loran: ::Luckily, those children from before? Yeah. Their mothers had came and snatched them up and took them away a loooong time ago::

Emmie Campbell: :: one of the daisies steps out afterwards, clinging to the pumpkinhead's shoulders and swooning a bit::

Icer1978: ::Blinking as she was tsked, dropping the guardsman at sissy's feet with a plop!::

CptStephenKidd: ::Two little orphan boys stared blankly at the man loving pirates silently vowing NEVER to play pirate again.::

Lucius DeAuster: ::Shakeshakeshake of the head, eyes about as wide as saucers as he hit the ground:: No, miss...::Quietly trying to regain a bit of dignity, as he got to his feet:: This place is crazy! Something in the water!

Lydia Loran: ::That pumpkinhead just beamed, all prideful like::

Jade Rogue: ::wide eyes at the two pirates.... playing with their... tallywackers? Oh my::

Elly: ::One last sniffle, then she caught sight of a pumpkinhead and it's.. girlfriend. A violet eye twitched::

Jade Rogue: ::she looked to the guardsman again:: No no... the water makes you preggers... not crazy.

JewellRavenlock: ::A third pirate swaggers up and seeing what his two friends are up to..:: Not again!

Lydia Loran: ::Meanwhile the <I>eeeeeeeeeevil</I> Borlantheez just sort of popped up from behind the Cor Statue. Everyone was distracted, so now was his chance! Magic marker in hand and clad in a blue shirt, he started scaling the golden statue::

Lucius DeAuster: ::Having swallowed soem of the water from the fountain when icer had landed on him, poor Malthus turned an even paler shade:: Oh gods....

CptStephenKidd: ::McGee waggled his brows at anonomous pirate three and inclined his head to invite him into the fun.::

Icer1978: :;Nudging Malthus closer to Jadey sissy, before stalking after another pumkinhead, POUNCE!::

JewellRavenlock: I thought you'd never ask! ::It was time for some man-loving fun::

Lydia Loran: ::SQUISH::

CptStephenKidd: ::Off behind the bushes went the three pirates to go plunder their hearts out.::

Icer1978: ::Pouncing and squishing pumpkinheads playfully.::

Jade Rogue: ::jaw-DROP at the three pirates:: Oh my .... gawd....

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::During a stop, a lone trumpet player sounded out with a Waaah waaah waaah waaah, before the conductor scolded him::

Lucius DeAuster: Oh..my...god...::echoing jade, watching the three..long had it flown form his mind to uphold the law...poor malthus was just too flabergasted now...::

Jade Rogue: ::looks to the guardsman again:: No no... you won't get preggers.... not that I know of.

Lydia Loran: ::Borlantheez, for the record, had a startling resemblance to Cor, except? He had a moustache. Which he was scribbling onto the Cor statue with his marker!::

CptStephenKidd: ::Rustle rustle went the bushes.::

Lydia Loran: ::Weren't there pumpkins and daisies in the bushes too!?::

CptStephenKidd: Oww your swords poking my backside!

Icer1978: :Dargging the clothy body of a pumkinhead back to her sissy, and the guardsman, rumbling.::

Icer1978: *Dragging

Lydia Loran: ::And from that body? POP came a pumpkin's head:: Baaaa~

Emmie Campbell: :: No, they were running out screaming and trying to console each other from the emotional scarring caused by seeing naked pirates...::

Elly: ::The Witch just.. started backing away.. slowly.. backing away.. backing away.. yup.. backing away::

JewellRavenlock: Oh, that ain't my sword laddie! 'ey..unnamed pirate two..you got me a pointy finger for a johnson!

Icer1978: ::Sends the pumkinhead flying Elly's way.::

CptStephenKidd: Trim the finger nail trim the fingernail

Jade Rogue: ::slightly scared of the bushes. Note to self: never go to the marketplace alone. Then BLINK to the pumpkinhead::

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::From down one of the streets leading towards Star's End Bar and the planet-side link to the Spaceport came a rampaging robot. It was near on twenty feet tall and had a radar dish atop it's head from which lasers occasionally lanced out, sending a random hay cart here and there aflame. And with every burst of red light came a PEW PEW PEW::

JewellRavenlock: But I'll lose a whole inch that way!

Icer1978: ::Blink, blink, grins stalking the robot, ripping that dish from it's head.::

CptStephenKidd: Damn unmanicured statue!!!

Elly: Baaaaaaa~ ::Thunk SQUISH THUD and The Witch and the pumpkinhead rolled away....::

Emmie Campbell: :: still just another normal day at the marketplace... the vendors were all still just going about their business...::

Lydia Loran: ::Borlantheez saw the robot.. now was his chance to prove himself! Hopping to the ground, he started doing somersaults towards the robot::

Lucius DeAuster: Ok, that's it! This place is NUTS! ::on the verge of a breakdown, Malthus started backing down the street:: I'm going home! They don't pay me enough for THIS!

Jade Rogue: ::grabs the guardsman, hugging him close pointing to the robot:: IT'S ROBO GOD-ZILLA!!

CptStephenKidd: I'm hungry now

Icer1978: ::Chewing on the robot, sending the summersaulting man a glare as if saying, mine!::

JewellRavenlock: I need a cigarette..

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::The dish proved strangely resistant to attack and brushed off the dragon's assault before continuing on towards the statue in the square. Though now the dish was ripped slightly from it's mounting point, firing only in a single direction now. Towards the pirates in the bushes. PEW PEW PEW::

Lucius DeAuster: ::Well, he would have, but he was enveloped in a hug, face pressed to ample bosom:: Ok..I'll just stay here a minute...

CptStephenKidd: I need a beer

CptStephenKidd: Yeeeps! ::Mcgee ran from the burning bushes pants arround his ankles golden finger glinting in the sun.::

JewellRavenlock: ::Unnamed pirate number two got hit in the naked arse by a laser beam, jumping many feet into the air before taking off running with his pants around his ankles::

Icer1978: ::Well, watching the lazer zapping manloving pirates in the bushes, before stalking back to her sissy and the guardsman, and he ended up getting a slobbery lick.::

Lydia Loran: ::Borlantheez wasn't to be detered! He rose to his feet, and gathered his hands above his head. The heavens above split open, and a blue light shined down on him as blue auras gathered and alot of flashy sparkly fancy stuff happened::

Jade Rogue: Oh my gawd! Robo God-Zilla is gunna kill the gay pirates!! ::hugging the guardsman closer:: It's gunna kill us all!!

Lucius DeAuster: muur mummth muttthr mmmm...::Yes, an eloquent response, given the position...::

Jade Rogue: ::then looks to Borlantheez:: Is he god? ::wide eyes at the shiney blue sparkles::

Wrath: ::She walked in leaning on a staff her body covered in bandages and her face littered with scars, she smiled and looked around curiously::

Icer1978: ::Watching the naked pirate run into a stawberry cart.::

TheUnknownPriestess: ::blinks as she walks in right next to where the naked pirate ran into the cart and winces:: Ouch.

Lydia Loran: ::And finally, the blue aura.. shininess.. awesomeness, was gathered and sent in a blue burst towards the robot::

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::The rampaging robot ran recklessly, restlessly, and resolutely towards the giant golden statue and in-turn, towards Borlantheez. The dish still firing downward and slightly to the left. PEW PEW PEW::

CptStephenKidd: This is all Jewells fault! :;can be heard escaping McGee and faceless pirate number two leave number three behind face down in a strawberry cart.::

Emmie Campbell: :: The were-daisies capture some of the Emus and orchestra members to use as riding animals.. and take off with their pumpkinhead lovers for parts more... medowish.

Wrath: ::She chuckled at McGee but walked passed him none the less into the marketplace a bit more::

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::And it walked *RIGHT* into the blue glowy attack, where it was promptly knocked onto its back. Unfortunately it was still functioning and was now kicking its legs helplessly in the air while the dish fired harmlessly into the sk. PEW PEW PEW::

Lucius DeAuster: ::Lack of air, perfume and satin skin made for a woozy Malthus, struggling diminishing. God, yes, he would see god soon enough::

Icer1978: ::::Number three face down in the cart of strawberrys cursed Mcgee and number two.::

Lydia Loran: ::Huh. Well, the heavens closed and blue stuff faded as Borlantheez just kinda walked over towards the robot. He stroked his moustache thoughtfully then.. um.. somersaulted the robot?::

Icer1978: ::Found her sissy a man!::

Jade Rogue: ::blinks realizing her breast were... killing... Malthus, she released him at bit. But she still hugged him. It was madness!::

Jade Rogue: ::sissy doesn't need a man! She just needs someone to huggle!! And maybe kill with her breasts...::

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::The robot exploded in a raging storm of confetting and wrapped butterscotch candies as Borlantheez had found the one weakness that the mad scientist had built into it.::

Lucius DeAuster: ::Death by mammary..what an obit...wait..air..AIR! Glorious air! Arms wrapped around Jade in delight, as he sucked in the delightful mixture of oxygen, nitrogen and Lady Delilah...::

TheUnknownPriestess: ::She smiled watching the robot explode and shifted in her feet::

Icer1978: ::Air and dragon slobber!, ::licking Malthia's face as it was unburried from her sissy's breast.::

Lydia Loran: ::Borlantheez' shoulders were coated in confetti as it rained down upon him. He then sipped some hot tea. Where he got it from? It is a mystery. Children came out from somewhere.. and danced in the confetti and candy, and kittens happily danced around, and a rainbow could be seen in the sky...::

Icer1978: *Malthus's

Jade Rogue: Oooo... candy! ::point point. Then she grabbed one and plopped it into her mouth:: Ohhh butterscotch!

Jade Rogue: ::blink.... Icer licked her huggle partner:: Well then...

CptStephenKidd: ::With the destruction of the robot....The townspeople rejoiced.....The man loving pirates leaving?...the town rejoiced..and there was much singing and much dancing and truely much silliness and making of merry.::

Lucius DeAuster: ::it was too much...the poor young man from Westridge, newly arrived in RhyDin, fainted dead away, into dreams of butterscotched-flavored Earl Grey teabags, and pumkinheads danced with emus around golden fingers growing from bountiful...assetts...::

CptStephenKidd: ::The scenerey of Jades cleavage...the towns men rejoiced.::

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::and a lot of the women.::

Jade Rogue: ::the man loving pirates formed new nightmares for her::

Lydia Loran: ::His job done, Borlantheez somersaulted away into the sunset...::

Icer1978: ::Watching the man faint in Jadeys arms:; sissy?

Jade Rogue: ::BLINKS at the townsmen:: Uh... yea.... ::pulls up her shirt::

Jade Rogue: ::then looks down at the man:: Oh shit!! I KILLED HIM!!

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::A bunch of the townsmen who had been standing around watching turned in jade's direction and from various places about their body they pulled beaded necklaces out, throwing them her way::

Icer1978: ::Sniffing the guardsman a moment:; no you didn't sissy.., he's just out cold.

TheUnknownPriestess: ::she couldn't help but laugh at Jade's problem:: Be flattered Jade.

Jade Rogue: ::flail, flail causing the body to fall from her arms:: HIDE THE BODY!!

Jade Rogue: ::smiles to the girl then.... blink... is beaded?::

CptStephenKidd: :;and dollar bills along with the beads.::

Icer1978: Jadey.., nipping her sissy:: he's still alive.., ::blink as a necklace caught on her horn.::

TheUnknownPriestess: ;:She chuckled and walked over to jade leaning over and feeling for a pulse on the man:: Yup he's alive.

Jade Rogue: Well... ::shrugs, flashes them.::

TheUnknownPriestess: ::Chuchles::

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::The townsmen cheer again.::

Jade Rogue: ::then goes back to look at the guardsman:: Okay... what do we do now?

TheUnknownPriestess: *chuckles

CptStephenKidd: ::The hallelujeah (sp?) chrous is heard from somewhere::

Icer1978: Well, perhaps we should take him to the Inn..

Wrath: ::She spoke:: Or just leave him there for the birds to pick at.

Jade Rogue: ::scoops up the beads and money, stuffs the bills into her bra:: -mumble- And people wonder how I pay the rent....

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::And someplace, some where, Robert cries a tear, but can't figure out why::

Wrath: ::she laughs and shakes her head:: Many wonder how women pay rent...

Jade Rogue: I vote leave him here.... he'll wake up.... sometime.

Wrath: ::Nodds:: If not the birds will have a great dinner tonight.

Jade Rogue: ::shrugs looking at the girl:: I don't flash very many men....

Jade Rogue: Eh... he'll probably wake up when the birds start picking at him...

Wrath: ::She chuckles:: Well that makes the both of us... Why show them something for free?

Jade Rogue: ::shrugs again, picking up more money::

Wrath: ::chuckles::

Icer1978: True.., ::looking to the sleeping guardsman.::

Jade Rogue: Anywho... ::grabs the guardsman by the ankles:: We should prolly take him in jus in case...

Wrath: ::sighs::

Icer1978: ::Nodding to her sissy, crouching down.::

Jade Rogue: ::starts dragging the guardsman by the ankles toward the inn door::

Icer1978: ::Following her sissy as she drug the mans body.::

Wrath: ::chuckles follows jade.;;

Jade Rogue: Gawd... wha does this man eat? ::pauses, sticking butterscotch candies down her shirt::

Jade Rogue: ::with a TUUUUUG she pulled the body into the inn::

Hee hee.

It wasn't always the standard I used, but I posted about it before and asked around and that seemed to be the general consensus so I went with it. It made sense.

And silvers are the most common, but there are coppers and golds too! I think some forget that. I know I've had Lydia pull out like.. a copper when she's running low on funds before.

Thanks Lydia! I have to agree, it was some great play, and the most fun I have had in awhile. Though the only problem for me was that I had to fight the urge several times to stop playing, and just watch Lydia and Glenn interacting.

Can I tell you how awesome it is to have Erin being fun, and lighthearted and easy and open and honest with people! I am having a blast.

All three of you, group hug!

Glenn got to make the acquaintance of an actual Rhydinian male for once!

They're a dying breed! XD

But yeah, it was fun times... goes to show that people should try utilizing the other rooms on occasion. There's so much that can be done... I mean, possibilities with the market are endless!