http://rhydinrealities.livejournal.com/

I don't know how many of the people here have read this. It's old, admittedly, and hasn't been updated in forever, but it's hilarious nonetheless.

For example:

Rhy'Din Haiku -- an Informal Reality
I'm strong as a god
And twice as handsome, to boot.
You wish you were me.

I swing at your head.
Boom! Your head explodes! Not bad
For using my fists.

You level buildings
With a flick of your pinky.
But I'm still better.

You're mighty? I laugh!
Many kingdoms have crumbled
All because I sneezed.

Immense, Immortal,
Half god, half elf, half dragon,
Half a dozen more.

I wear skimpy clothes,
My breasts, the size of Texas,
Are bared to the world.

My muscles are quite huge.
Watch, I'll flex them mightily!
Pose, flex, pose, flex, pose!

I fight with a sword,
A bow, axes, daggers, darts
All strapped to my thighs.

I can read your thoughts.
If you type them, I can see.
Isn't it simple?

Where's the tender/ess?
Gender is so confusing.
I might want glasses.

Let's go PR now.
I'll pretend I'm beautiful.
Pretend you're of age.

My tiers are pouted
Lustily at my lover;
Lips are so silly.

All must adore me
For this is my only life;
Kiss my ass right now!

I am really buff,
A werewolf anthro angel,
Not sticky fingered.