When in Rome, do as the Romans do they said. Well, he was in Adenna for a week so he?d do what they did, which is why he was clad in a towel as he stood in Solucun?s Basin, an expansive 18,000 square foot pool located at the focal point of the Slipkey Resort. He had heard the contestants buzzing about The Midnight Storm, an event held at the twilight hour that transformed the pool into the rough equivalent of a public hot spring, the most noticeable difference being the artificially generated rainstorm that peppered those not under cover, simulating an outdoor shower. The only lighting approved emanated from glow sticks in the possession of all attendees and lifeguards on duty. After shaking his own neon blue glow stick, depositing it into his shower cap, and securing it atop his head (the combination of his hair and the illuminated chem light making for a rather excellent beacon in the darkness) his towel was discarded and he slithered beneath the water. His first mistake was immediately evident as he realized he had forgotten his soap, which elicited a low groan.
?Soap is overrated anyway. The contestants will appreciate my natural musk.? He mused mostly to himself after securing a small, seemingly secluded area for himself to relax in, away from any other floating globules of light that represented others.
The noise. A person couldn't expect a quiet night when the mingling between two opposite genders came to play. Whistles, hollers, and laughter filled the air. A few other choice words, mainly some uninterested rough voiced woman who demanded to know who touched her? but, with the introduction of RhyDin citizens into the mix, it seemed that perhaps this week the Midnight Storm wouldn't be so, well, rowdy. Best behavior everyone - or at least till someone got a little too fresh. Like a silent stalker Seirichi crept closer and closer to her prey, using the illuminating blue as her guide, but not only that the Ichi had other means of tracking. Mainly a cheat-worthy ability to see a little better than normal in the dark. The smallest bit of light provided enough for the woman to zero in on her target easily. Oh how she wanted to laugh, how she wanted to make some sort of noise to bring attention to herself; but that wouldn't make the surprise in the end fun.
"Oi. Harris." It finally came - and it came from behind. Not only that but those strong arms moved to wrap about the man?s neck as she drew in closer to press not-so-clothed form against his back. A little too close for comfort, maybe. "You know. They say what happens in the Midnight Storm stays in the Midnight Storm." Her voice kept nice and quiet. A low cackle coming only a few seconds later.
His comfort level was based almost entirely upon the concept that the darkness would allow him to maintain his anonymity, which became even more of an issue upon the realization that there apparently was no gender segregation at the pool, thanks to the various tittering and giggling that reached his ears. Well, it didn't matter. It shouldn't matter. Who knew he was there in the first place? The haze of blue light from his glow stick was for safety purposes and with his arm fully extended he still couldn't see his own hand. Unfortunately he couldn't see the Siovanui stalking him either and by the time her voice reached his ears it was too late, she was already upon him and his natural reaction to being caught unaware, and in the buff to boot, was to flail and splash about like a freshly hooked trout.
"Party foul! Party foul!" Harris exclaimed.
"Hey, hey, hey..!" Seirichi?s voice rose but tried to keep it's best at whisper level. Which in the end made it sound, if anything, like a raspy normal tone when it came from the woman?s lips. If they were in a library she'd obviously be shushed for it. "Stop wigglin' so much, people'll start to get suspicious. How scandalous would it be to get caught? You, a judge, and me, the strongest and most beautiful woman in all the worlds." Ego fueled her voice. As did another laugh. "C'mon, Harry. We've always joked about it but how 'bout you give me that kid?" Wait. Was she serious? Well the way she kept her grip and even moved to wrap a leg about him? It could be anyone?s guess! On the inside though..? Seirichi was trying her best not to just start howling out in laughter as he cringed in the darkness. If there was any situation he desired to be in less than the one he was currently in he couldn't think of it. Well, on the plus side at least his wife wasn't present. But the negatives consisted of him not presently wearing pants, which was awkward considering the fact Seirichi's leg began to coil itself around him.
"I need an adult!" Pause. "Wait, I am an adult," came the realization before he went about his first task; removing her leg from his person. It didn?t prove too terribly difficult as his hand delved beneath the water to pinch at her flesh. But not just pinch, twist as well in an effort to increase the intensity of the pain. "I didn't realize you wanted me to the point of getting yourself disqualified. I will snitch so hard."
"Jeeeez." Exaggerated in the way she dragged it out. Not only that, but a huffing sigh as well. Her leg did retreat, painfully slow in its movement on the way, but Harris would soon find himself less trapped. Now if only something could be done about those loosely wrapped arms? Wait, Seirichi seemed to be getting the idea. One already began to slip away, all that was left was the other. Though it seemed she held a different sort of idea in that head of hers. Fingers pressed to the man?s chest and slowly made their way down; finger step by finger step. When close enough to dip under water? That might really be the biggest problem. Far too close for comfort, and if anything a waiting grasp of her wrist would stop the rest of her travels. "Pfft. I can just say you wanted it. Who're they going to believe? I can totally pull off the innocent look, Harris." But that wasn't her objective. Even if grasped - she'd soon give him an underwater palm slap to his stomach before leaning into him more. The extra weight was one thing, but it'd soon enough lift as she gave a tilt away. "You smell terrible. Let me wash your back."
Even in such a compromising situation his instinct was to make sure that shower cap remained securely attached, and that glowing blue coif wasn't in danger of being wrecked by the rain that continued to steadily fall from above. At least that was his concern until Seirichi's hands began to move and his own moved in kind, relieved when he found himself to only be the victim of a belly slap as opposed anything raunchy. He grunted, shrinking back, though there was nowhere to run, and if he did attempt to leave the water the darkness that blanketed him and kept him hidden for the time being would be lost.
"If smelling terrible keeps you out of my personal space then feel free to call me Pigpen. His dirt kept all the girl cooties away," he retorted, lips forming a thin line, a sign of his annoyance with the situation at hand. "I'm sure there's someone waaaaaaaaaaaay on the other side of the pool whose back you can wash."
"Where's that ego? You're not sounding like yourself." Cue that chuckle. One that in the darkness gave Harris the image of the Ichi woman having the most wide shit eating grin on her face, which in fact she did, though the haze of his glow stick didn?t extend far enough for him to verify it. "Don't tell me. Is this weird for you? The Harris, scared by a grown woman getting in his personal space? Does your wife strike that much fear in you?" Her query was punctuated by a poke. Then a prod. Her index finger continued to off and on press against the man?s back, at least until she decided to instead run it down his spine as she spoke ".. I should use this to my advantage. They have a pool in the Outback, right? How 'bout we fight in the nude. You know, when you feel like not being a puss and accepting the challenge for your Opal."
The blackness concealed his scowl as he stood rigid in the pool, defiantly maintaining a passive demeanor in response to the Siouvani woman?s apparent advances. "My wife is the one person in any realm with the ability to chop off my ego. Which is why I keep my indiscretions to a minimum. And by that I mean none." And with those words spoken he opted to ease out of the range of her hands. "You don't give up, do you?" It was unclear if he was referencing her challenge or? something else. "I hope you realize I'm deducting points from your score as we speak." Only then was there a flicker of mirth, as the barest of grins threatened to emerge.
Seirichi snorted, which was followed by a chuckle. She was doing something, and it didn't have anything to do with Harris at the moment. Sound of a small splash, followed by what droplets of water that hit the surface of the bath that didn't seem to match well with the pitter patter of the rain from above. "I'm an Ichi. Ichis don't give up. That's how my Mom won over her woman, you know? Kept pestering her over and over till she finally gave in." Another sound. A bottle of something being squeezed, along with that air-sucking hiss that followed. "I'll just have to get those points back. Can't be that hard. I'm the best after all, right?" Poor, poor Harris couldn't be left alone. Seirichi reached to snag his shoulder before a slap came to his back. A soppy sort, and it wasn't exactly the Siovanuis bare hand. She seemed to be using a rather soapy rag. "Your wife," She'd speak out just then. "I don't know, I find it weird. I guess since Dyarhk?s been the only constant man in my life. I became his and then, bam, another woman comes forward. Not that I care much, I like Corea? but it just seems weird. You really that loyal? Or am I just not your type?"
Harris folded his arms across his bared chest in what could be considered silent protest, though he still wasn't running the risk of fleeing the pool and instead appeared resigned to his fate of apparently having Seirichi wash his back like she initially offered to do. "My wife doesn?t like to share. She?s selfish. And the reason she gives me such a long leash is because she trusts me not to go around sharing myself. That trust is highly valuable and once it's gone, it's gone forever. It?s why she always knows what?s going on. I won?t shy away from telling her about this? unfortunate incident. And when I reassure her that I'll leave you a bloody mess in one of the Outback's rings for putting me through this she'll smile that beautiful, ruthless smile of hers and that will be that." His lips twisted in a smirk, albeit briefly.
Seirichi couldn?t help but laugh. It was loud enough for others to hear as well -- but it melded with much of the same from the other patrons of the night. She shook her head after hearing such a thing. "So you'll seriously be telling her all about this?"
"About how you accosted me in a public bathing area and demanded I impregnate you in an effort to create what would undoubtedly be a world dominating spawn? Of course I'll tell her. It?s not like she hasn?t heard the same story before anyway,? he snickered, obviously less tense about the situation at this point as his upper back was given quite the rough scrub, enough to force him to move slightly with each of Seirichi?s downward strokes of the rag. There were dead skin cells to take care of afterall.
"Can you also tell her that I say ?Hi? and that she's pretty lucky to have you? Or, shit, nah. You're lucky to have her,? Seirichi informed him, going lower now, mid back and below being taken care of, and then she'd stop. The rag slapped down over Harris's shoulder with her releasing the end of it before announcing, "I'm not scrubbing your ass. You can do the rest."
?I?ll be sure to tell her everything like I usually do. Due to my celebrity status all the gossip rags in RhyDin are constantly slandering and, uhh, libelizing me, so instead of letting Stick read some skewed version of events she just hears everything from me first,? Harris explained, rolling his shoulders backward easily in appreciate for the rather thorough scrubbing. ?The fact remains that the only thing you?re ever gonna get from me is a sound drubbing. So you better be satisfied with that and soak up as much of my awesome as you can in the limited time span that I allow you to be near my person.?
"Oooo. Mista' Popular. I'll have to make sure not to beat your ass too badly." A crack sounded. The same sort of crack that came from a glow stick being lit. The illuminating light, though small, did it's best to cast that red glow over the curves of the Siovanui?s chest; good thing that it didn?t' have much to show with the way it came to rest between her breasts. The light itself was there to make sure Harris knew exactly where she was. Why be sneaky now? There was no point. "Seirichi Defeats Rhy'Din?s Best. Two to Zip. That'll look pretty nice on the front page. You going to make yourself chump of the week when it's all over?" The Siovanui, no longer tasked with back scrubbing, had instead submerged herself in the water so that she could float on her back in a circle about the man. "I'll try not to stick you in a hospital?Well, a month. Maybe. You don't mind sucking steak through a straw for a while, right?"
The snapping of a fresh glow stick caused his attention to shift and the concept of maintaining any sort of eye contact with Seirichi was completely lost. He cleared his throat in an effort to refocus on the task at hand, which had shifted to effective trash talking for their upcoming match in the Outback. "I'm really more concerned with how you're going to handle two losses in such a short time span. Losing this competition in your homeland and then being upstaged back in Rhydin. There won't be any realm left for you to hide your shame and failure." It was his turn to laugh, boisterously, the initial awkwardness of the situation momentarily forgotten. "And it's rather obvious who the steak sucker is between the two of us." He was wading toward the edge then, unable to contain what had evolved into a cackle.
"One." A splashing wave was sent toward Harris. Good thing he had on that shower cap, which he immediately grasped to make certain it stayed secured as his features contorted sourly in the darkness, almost to the extend of being eerie thanks to that soft blue glow emanating from his slowly dimming glow stick. "As long as my sister doesn't win? I'm golden. I can't expect you Rhy'Din folk to understand true beauty. My godlike body and the strength it holds? Any man in their right mind would obviously pick me to be the best. Maybe your week here'll teach you a thing or two about greatness." Another splash followed, this time from behind as she continued to swim about the man. "Two. The only steak I suck is, well, you don't need to know about it." Her turn to cackle. "Ahh, I hope Mia can make it." Then she?d reach out to pop at that muscular body once more. "But back to my godlikeness. Of course I'm going to win! Someone has to wipe that stupid grin off your face. It might as well be me. I make you look sweet and innocent by comparison after all."
"Strength, huh? I've only heard you talk about it. Can't say I've ever seen it. Which is the primary reason why you won't be able to take me or win this contest. It'll just join the list of things you aren't good enough to do. Don't worry though. As a consolation prize I may allow you the opportunity to train with me, so *you* can finally learn what it means to truly be great." Harris held his breath for a moment before finally deciding to hoist himself out of the water, and in an effort to make the moment less uncomfortable, at least for him, he continued the conversation. "I'm not leaving to respond to your challenge either. You?ll just have to wait. And rest assured, we won?t be fighting in the pool. I think we've spent enough time in pools to last a lifetime." And his feet pitter pattered in the direction of his towel, or at least where he thought he'd left it.
Seirichi lowered herself down further into the water so that she could rise up from her floating position. Fists found curvy hips while eyes focused themselves on that glowing blue of the retreating Harris. "Pssh.." What was there to really say to that? The Ichi kept mostly quiet, but not because she felt herself bested by the boastful mouth of the Rooster boy. No, she quite enjoyed it. And when her response did leave her lips? It wouldn't be in the form of words. Instead it would come as the sound of heavy laughter. Laughter that came with a body slamming splash as she leaned and simply dropped herself back fully into the water. Hidden dull grays looked up to the magical firefly lit sky above. "This is gunna be fun.. "
"And next time you wanna have a conversation try something like dinner. Really, any activity where I have my pants on is preferable." Spoken after finally fetching his towel and wrapping it about his lower body. ?I?d wish you a good night, but since I?m leaving I know that?s no longer possible.? And with that parting shot his first and last excursion to the Slipkey's pool came to a merciful end. One example of Adenna's lack of gender segregation was enough for this trip... and any other trips he might take to the place.
((OOC Note: Adapted from live play.))