Topic: Paging Dr. Nightstar

One Lucky Spider

Date: 2007-12-11 11:34 EST
All of this shedding business was driving the pony sized fuzzy spider mad. Wherever he went there was a trail of furs, which is why he was being very careful not to get close to restaurants. Who would want to find a spider hair in their morning coffee. His eight eyes tilted up to the sign highlight Chryrie's office.

"There's gotta be an end to this. I'm about to lose my marbles along with these furs." He nudged the door open, scuttling up to the receptionist's desk.

"I only have two questions. Where do I sign and when do I get to see the doc?"

Chryrie

Date: 2007-12-11 20:58 EST
The woman who tended the desk sat staring at the giant spider with her mouth agape. She had not seen a giant spider before, and the look of shock only increased when the spider spoke.

"I.. uh.. uhm.. sign here please."

Her voice was a mere squeak as she pushed the clipboard towards the spider, then she was up and all but running for the back.

A few moments later Chryrie was being practically drug into the reception area. She was wearing a tasteful outfit covered by a lab coat and she was in the process of peeling off a set of latex gloves.

"Honestly Trisha, what could be so frightening that you feel the need to..."

She trailed off as she spotted Lucky and she just started to laugh.

"Ohhh! Hello Lucky! You'll have to forgive Trisha. She's arachniphobic. And to what do I owe this pleasure?"

She then glanced to the floor below him and arched an eyebrow.

"You seem to be... molting."

One Lucky Spider

Date: 2007-12-11 21:23 EST
"Seem to be molting? Try certainly. 100%. Without a doubt. Or any other words you wish to use."

He scratched his underside, allowing more of the furs to shed off. Not only was this getting annoying, but itchy too.

"This whole thing started after it started getting cold outside. It's very annoying, and more than unsettling to my friends. Soooooo.... did I catch something or.... " He looked around, then spoke in a quieter voice. "Is this one of those... puberty things?"

Chryrie

Date: 2007-12-22 12:39 EST
She just smiled as she listened to the spider, then at his last question she just chuckled.

"Really Lucky, I'm not sure what the root cause would be. Not without tests. But for now we can treat the symptom at least."

She led the pony sized spider into the back and directed him to a room. Over her shoulder she called back to the secretary.

"Trisha dear? Would you be so kind as to let the housekeeper know she'll need the extra big vaccuum tonight?"

She closed the door behind her as Lucky got settled. She moved over to a cabinet marked "Non-humanoids" and began to rummage through the various bottles in there.

"Now, I don't know how often you take baths... if at all. But you'll have to do exactly that in order to help with this."

She finally found the bottle she was looking for. She brought it over to the spider and offered it to him.

"This is a shampoo. Follow the directions on the back and make sure you wash the entire effected area. Afterwards I want you to brush the shedding area thoroughly. Do it every day for a week. After that if you're still itchy, come back and we'll try something else."