(( rped with Kate (shifting sands). Thanks for the rp!))
Whistling to herself, Kate stood outside the back door of the Otherworld Museum, ignoring the fact that Troy was staring balefully at her. She couldn't decide if she liked the dog or not but didn't feel like she had to come to a conclusion about it right away; kinda got the feeling Troy was in the same boat, in regards to her. As long as it was mutual, they were Gucci. She knocked rapidly, loudly, leaning to peer into the nearest window. "Oh Rooobbbiiieeeee, it's Kate. I know it's not a day that starts with a T but lemme in, yeah?" She was holding a wooden box in her arms: two feet long, one foot wide and one foot deep. The lid was nailed shut with small carpenter nails, the heads sunk into the unsanded surface.
He was on his phone when she was knocking, talking to another museum about a possible exhibit swapping. He'd show theirs and they would show his. It was common practice. The exhibit on fire, on its development and use, was what was currently on display. It didn't say much but the visuals were appealing. He muttered a few things before hanging up, stepping up to the front door. His hand caught the knob and turned it, "You mean a T.U. There are two days with a T." There was a look at the box in her arms before his hazel eyes jumped up to her face, "... I don't suppose that's a donation?"
"As usual, I'm not quite sure what in the 'verse you're talking about, but I do know there are two days starting with T. That's why I made it plural." He was on the receiving end of her duh expression. "Nope, not a donation. Are you gonna let me in or are we going to stand here, putting on a show for the dog that tolerates you?" Troy got some side-eye before she leaned in and tried to push past the demon in the doorway.
"I don't know. Is that a bomb?" His tone never lifted or hinted at being particularly excited. Besides, he stepped back to make room for her long before any "bomb" reassurances could be made. Troy was in first, sniffing and wagging his tail as he clipped his way down the hall and into the kitchen where a bowl of food waited for him. Robert had to give the dog props-- he'd done well in terms of training him.
"Not a bomb," offering a winsome grin as she breezed past him and hunted for the first closet she could find. Once it was found, she started rearranging things to settle her box in one of the back corners, bold as you please. "If I was going to blow you up, it wouldn't be this way, that's hardly sporting." Troy ignored her to fulfill his own mission and Kate was just fine and dandy with that.
"To what do I owe the pleasure?" Another wary glance at the box before he stepped down through the waiting room lined with chairs and stood behind the desk. He treated it, at times, like a fortress to be kept between him and other people. "During business hours you could just... step in." It'd be harder for him to tell her 'no' or to go away at that point if she did.
?Ew, you mean like a regular person?" She stopped in the middle of shoving a rolled-up area rug back into the closet long enough to shoot him an indignant glare. "What's the freakin' point of knowing the person that runs this place if I can't make use of the back door?" She grumbled about lame Crying Demons under her breath. Once everything was back in the closet, she closed the door and brushed splinters from her jacket and shirt. "Hey, have you had your lunch break yet?"
"Yeah?" Half-hearted as he watched her open the coat closet at the far end of the waiting area, burying her little box there. He looked preoccupied with the museum ledger when he spoke, "And what makes you think I won't open that as soon as you leave?"
The closet was closed, the half insult water under the bridge they stood on. Robert capped his fountain pen, shoulders rolling up in a shrug, "No, but it's about time to eat." He hadn't for nearly thirty hours and a snack might be helpful in taking that salt-edge off of his personality. A wayward look to the closet door, shut and now seeming innocuous, before he looked at her, "Do I really want to know?"
"Because there's a sensor in there that will tell me if you open it and I'll come back here and cut your fingers off one by one." A saccharine sweet smile followed that statement, leaving Robert to wonder if she was joking or not. "But no, you really, really don't want to know. The less you know about it, the better. Forget it exists. Also, I'm taking you out to lunch so grab your sac and let's be off." Stepping close, Kate made a concerted effort to shoo him out the door.
"It's been quite a while since I've been tortured. Maybe I'll give it a whirl." His monotone reply. They could have been discussing the weather for how it all sounded. She was far too cheerful. An outsider would have warned her to step away, get away, from the downward slide of him. Kate was rather unshakeable, though.
Now she was wanting him to relocate? He'd thought she was joking until she took the effort to link her arm into his and give a tug. One hand dropped to the seat of his pants to check for his wallet before he was so easily moved to the door. Once there he turned the sign over to "be back in..." with an hour's span indicated on it. A twist of an old-fashioned key and they were in the parking lot. Without much surprise, "I suppose I'm driving?"
With her arm tucked around his, it was easy to lean into his side and purr into his ear. "Darling, when I'm finished with you, you'll be begging for more. Sit back and enjoy the ride." Her smirk was so very satisfied as they headed out the door toward the parking lot. "No, Sour Puss, you're not driving. I am, is that okay with you?" She led him to a 1975 Kawasaki sport bike in a lovely shade of purple with matching helmets. One of them was handed over to Robert, a challenge in her gaze. Would he put it on?
The knit beanie adorning Kate's hair was traded for the purple helmet, the former stuffed into the pocket of her jacket as she straddled the machine and flipped up the kickstand. Turning the key, Kate revved the engine and glanced back, waiting for the added weight of another body behind her.
The rain from earlier that day had turned into a mist that threatened to become something more substantial or to disappear altogether. It would take more than a motorcycle accident to kill him. She was not so lucky. Grasping the helmet by the chin, it swing down like a weight to his side. One hand combed back his hair and he fitted it on before he got more damp. There was some fumbling but Robert must have dealt with helmets before-- he found the straps and tightened.
The tweed coat left behind in the museum, Kate was left with a man wearing black scuffed shoes, slacks, and an old button up mounting the seat behind her. Lunch. The concept seemed far away and strange. His arms circled around her waist just before he bumped his helmet against hers to say he was ready. Troy was left looking on at them, his tail no longer wagging in a serious expression that followed after them.
Robert didn't need to worry about what would or wouldn't kill Kate - she always had a contingency plan. Grinning to herself as he jammed the bright purple helmet over his hair, Kate revved the engine and waited for the weight of him to depress the bike, to feel his hands at her sides. He was a trusting soul, to get on the back of her bike when he'd never seen her drive before, but that just made it more fun! She'd be sure to do something real stupid that scared the crap out of him.
The bump to her helmet caused her grin to widen further before they were off. Kate was careful to start slow so they didn't spin out on the slick asphalt but once she was in traffic, she felt free to weave in and out at will, cutting through dangerously small breaks between cars, leaning into the handlebars to cut wind resistance as she booked it through the light at the overpass. The place she wanted to eat lunch was across the river, finally slowing to a stop in front of a place called Mister Dumpling. "This place is great, you ever been here?" she asked once they dismounted.
Trusting or stupid was debatable. Maybe Robert secretly needed the thrills or he was just worried what would happen next without him. There were moments, most moments, which he spent staring at the world as it passed him by. He saw trees and dips in the ground that he never noticed before because he'd been too busy driving. There were hundreds of little worlds he always seemed to miss because his eyes were forward.
Their bodies bobbed and weaved. Robert gave away his expertise by letting his weight follow hers instead of contradicting the bowing motions of the motorcycle. Over a bridge, the rain was a figment of the imagination. Mr. Dumpling loomed over him, first through the shadows of his visor until he pulled off the helmet, "Can't say that I have." He dismounted.
Kate had been here a few times before; it gained her attention because it was open all day and all night, however many hours were in the day on this planet. Sometimes, Kate forgot where she was until she picked up a magazine or hit the news feed on her phone.
The smell of garlic and ginger hit them like a slap in the face but she inhaled deeply like it was the freshest air she ever smelt. "Take a whiff, Robbie, it's good for the digestion or something." The back of her hand hit his stomach lightly before she pushed her way through the door. As soon as he followed behind her, though, an old woman behind the counter started yelling at them and shaking a knife.
"Ai! Ai ai ai ai, no no no no, he is not allowed!" The knife was brandished at Robbie - not as a threatening gesture but merely because she worked there and had been in the middle of cutting vegetables. Kate halted and frowned, looking from the woman to Robbie and back again. "I know he's like a human version of Grumpy Cat but he's not all bad."
"No! He get out, we no serve demons!"
Whistling to herself, Kate stood outside the back door of the Otherworld Museum, ignoring the fact that Troy was staring balefully at her. She couldn't decide if she liked the dog or not but didn't feel like she had to come to a conclusion about it right away; kinda got the feeling Troy was in the same boat, in regards to her. As long as it was mutual, they were Gucci. She knocked rapidly, loudly, leaning to peer into the nearest window. "Oh Rooobbbiiieeeee, it's Kate. I know it's not a day that starts with a T but lemme in, yeah?" She was holding a wooden box in her arms: two feet long, one foot wide and one foot deep. The lid was nailed shut with small carpenter nails, the heads sunk into the unsanded surface.
He was on his phone when she was knocking, talking to another museum about a possible exhibit swapping. He'd show theirs and they would show his. It was common practice. The exhibit on fire, on its development and use, was what was currently on display. It didn't say much but the visuals were appealing. He muttered a few things before hanging up, stepping up to the front door. His hand caught the knob and turned it, "You mean a T.U. There are two days with a T." There was a look at the box in her arms before his hazel eyes jumped up to her face, "... I don't suppose that's a donation?"
"As usual, I'm not quite sure what in the 'verse you're talking about, but I do know there are two days starting with T. That's why I made it plural." He was on the receiving end of her duh expression. "Nope, not a donation. Are you gonna let me in or are we going to stand here, putting on a show for the dog that tolerates you?" Troy got some side-eye before she leaned in and tried to push past the demon in the doorway.
"I don't know. Is that a bomb?" His tone never lifted or hinted at being particularly excited. Besides, he stepped back to make room for her long before any "bomb" reassurances could be made. Troy was in first, sniffing and wagging his tail as he clipped his way down the hall and into the kitchen where a bowl of food waited for him. Robert had to give the dog props-- he'd done well in terms of training him.
"Not a bomb," offering a winsome grin as she breezed past him and hunted for the first closet she could find. Once it was found, she started rearranging things to settle her box in one of the back corners, bold as you please. "If I was going to blow you up, it wouldn't be this way, that's hardly sporting." Troy ignored her to fulfill his own mission and Kate was just fine and dandy with that.
"To what do I owe the pleasure?" Another wary glance at the box before he stepped down through the waiting room lined with chairs and stood behind the desk. He treated it, at times, like a fortress to be kept between him and other people. "During business hours you could just... step in." It'd be harder for him to tell her 'no' or to go away at that point if she did.
?Ew, you mean like a regular person?" She stopped in the middle of shoving a rolled-up area rug back into the closet long enough to shoot him an indignant glare. "What's the freakin' point of knowing the person that runs this place if I can't make use of the back door?" She grumbled about lame Crying Demons under her breath. Once everything was back in the closet, she closed the door and brushed splinters from her jacket and shirt. "Hey, have you had your lunch break yet?"
"Yeah?" Half-hearted as he watched her open the coat closet at the far end of the waiting area, burying her little box there. He looked preoccupied with the museum ledger when he spoke, "And what makes you think I won't open that as soon as you leave?"
The closet was closed, the half insult water under the bridge they stood on. Robert capped his fountain pen, shoulders rolling up in a shrug, "No, but it's about time to eat." He hadn't for nearly thirty hours and a snack might be helpful in taking that salt-edge off of his personality. A wayward look to the closet door, shut and now seeming innocuous, before he looked at her, "Do I really want to know?"
"Because there's a sensor in there that will tell me if you open it and I'll come back here and cut your fingers off one by one." A saccharine sweet smile followed that statement, leaving Robert to wonder if she was joking or not. "But no, you really, really don't want to know. The less you know about it, the better. Forget it exists. Also, I'm taking you out to lunch so grab your sac and let's be off." Stepping close, Kate made a concerted effort to shoo him out the door.
"It's been quite a while since I've been tortured. Maybe I'll give it a whirl." His monotone reply. They could have been discussing the weather for how it all sounded. She was far too cheerful. An outsider would have warned her to step away, get away, from the downward slide of him. Kate was rather unshakeable, though.
Now she was wanting him to relocate? He'd thought she was joking until she took the effort to link her arm into his and give a tug. One hand dropped to the seat of his pants to check for his wallet before he was so easily moved to the door. Once there he turned the sign over to "be back in..." with an hour's span indicated on it. A twist of an old-fashioned key and they were in the parking lot. Without much surprise, "I suppose I'm driving?"
With her arm tucked around his, it was easy to lean into his side and purr into his ear. "Darling, when I'm finished with you, you'll be begging for more. Sit back and enjoy the ride." Her smirk was so very satisfied as they headed out the door toward the parking lot. "No, Sour Puss, you're not driving. I am, is that okay with you?" She led him to a 1975 Kawasaki sport bike in a lovely shade of purple with matching helmets. One of them was handed over to Robert, a challenge in her gaze. Would he put it on?
The knit beanie adorning Kate's hair was traded for the purple helmet, the former stuffed into the pocket of her jacket as she straddled the machine and flipped up the kickstand. Turning the key, Kate revved the engine and glanced back, waiting for the added weight of another body behind her.
The rain from earlier that day had turned into a mist that threatened to become something more substantial or to disappear altogether. It would take more than a motorcycle accident to kill him. She was not so lucky. Grasping the helmet by the chin, it swing down like a weight to his side. One hand combed back his hair and he fitted it on before he got more damp. There was some fumbling but Robert must have dealt with helmets before-- he found the straps and tightened.
The tweed coat left behind in the museum, Kate was left with a man wearing black scuffed shoes, slacks, and an old button up mounting the seat behind her. Lunch. The concept seemed far away and strange. His arms circled around her waist just before he bumped his helmet against hers to say he was ready. Troy was left looking on at them, his tail no longer wagging in a serious expression that followed after them.
Robert didn't need to worry about what would or wouldn't kill Kate - she always had a contingency plan. Grinning to herself as he jammed the bright purple helmet over his hair, Kate revved the engine and waited for the weight of him to depress the bike, to feel his hands at her sides. He was a trusting soul, to get on the back of her bike when he'd never seen her drive before, but that just made it more fun! She'd be sure to do something real stupid that scared the crap out of him.
The bump to her helmet caused her grin to widen further before they were off. Kate was careful to start slow so they didn't spin out on the slick asphalt but once she was in traffic, she felt free to weave in and out at will, cutting through dangerously small breaks between cars, leaning into the handlebars to cut wind resistance as she booked it through the light at the overpass. The place she wanted to eat lunch was across the river, finally slowing to a stop in front of a place called Mister Dumpling. "This place is great, you ever been here?" she asked once they dismounted.
Trusting or stupid was debatable. Maybe Robert secretly needed the thrills or he was just worried what would happen next without him. There were moments, most moments, which he spent staring at the world as it passed him by. He saw trees and dips in the ground that he never noticed before because he'd been too busy driving. There were hundreds of little worlds he always seemed to miss because his eyes were forward.
Their bodies bobbed and weaved. Robert gave away his expertise by letting his weight follow hers instead of contradicting the bowing motions of the motorcycle. Over a bridge, the rain was a figment of the imagination. Mr. Dumpling loomed over him, first through the shadows of his visor until he pulled off the helmet, "Can't say that I have." He dismounted.
Kate had been here a few times before; it gained her attention because it was open all day and all night, however many hours were in the day on this planet. Sometimes, Kate forgot where she was until she picked up a magazine or hit the news feed on her phone.
The smell of garlic and ginger hit them like a slap in the face but she inhaled deeply like it was the freshest air she ever smelt. "Take a whiff, Robbie, it's good for the digestion or something." The back of her hand hit his stomach lightly before she pushed her way through the door. As soon as he followed behind her, though, an old woman behind the counter started yelling at them and shaking a knife.
"Ai! Ai ai ai ai, no no no no, he is not allowed!" The knife was brandished at Robbie - not as a threatening gesture but merely because she worked there and had been in the middle of cutting vegetables. Kate halted and frowned, looking from the woman to Robbie and back again. "I know he's like a human version of Grumpy Cat but he's not all bad."
"No! He get out, we no serve demons!"