The following note was delivered by a young page to the Oracle. The envelope merely read "Oracle" in a flowing script. Inside was the following short letter:

Dear Oracle Staff,
I would like to correct the staff of the Oracle regarding the short blurb written on page eight of the latest copy. The blurb I am referring to is the story of the Paladin almost caught by three women. Being a witness to this very event, I'd like to clarify that it was not a butterfly net being used to capture the male in question. These three ladies are well known (not just for their beauty) and are not stupid enough to try and catch a grown male with a butterfly net. The net was clearly of the fishing variety though the lady who produced the net was thoughtful enough to make sure that it would be very hard for the male to strangle himself in trying to escape by making the holes too small for this large Paladin's head.

You have also labeled this Paladin a "hero" which I strongly object to! Do we call men heroes that deny lovely ladies the delight of their company? I think not! These women were merely trying to be friendly and acted out against the Paladin with the net once they were scorned.

Warn the Paladin that we will get him next time!