Topic: The Never-Ending Temple of Kultur

Alfonso Carlson Avery

Date: 2012-06-04 12:09 EST
There is a certain feng shui about evil existing in this world ? any world ? really. Reposition your sofa or move an ottoman a few degrees and suddenly it might stop raining on only you when you go outside. You might get that payraise you've been looking for. Putting these things a certain way, and those things a certain way dictate the flow of good and evil; and just like a goldfish bowl has its place in the flow of the universal energies, so too does the nefarious pagoda of the tyrannical overlord, Kultur. In feng shui, some things you repositioned, and other things you removed entirely, and one thing was certain to three warriors on a day of noteworthy intolerance: this synagogue of devil-worship had to be destroyed.

They were three men brought to the front door of this hellhouse because no one else dared, and to live on in peace and bloodlessness meant someone had to. With any luck, your name would not be remembered, and only your deed ? your great service to mankind ? remaining instead where your footprints have been wiped away by time. Today these men of three would start their challenge at the house of Kultur, and they would do it without plan or preparation, without contract or allegiance to one another. All they shared was a common goal. This was but a natural reaction. ?You push me, and I push you.?

These are the challenges they face as they move through a Syndicate Lord's palace; an engineer, a blindfolded criminal, and a suit...

Alfonso Carlson Avery

Date: 2012-11-01 16:14 EST
Temple of the Jormon

Racing in through the entrance of Kultur's pagoda, Dick, Alfonso, and Kit didn't stop until their analogous end of the road came in the form of a balcony. Large spotlights blasted onto them and they were welcomed with a reception of Taiko drummers from an unseen distant darkness.

The pagoda was very old and wooden, pieced together masterfully and in stylized and complicated designwork. It ran deep and wide. You could construct whatever you could afford, in theory, and Kultur could afford a whole lot.

?Welcome to the Lair of the Jormon, friends,? the man seated in the center of the dojo floor said. One spotlight from overhead was given to him while the others shone on the balcony. But the maestro in the rafters did direct his great play and turn off all of the introductory lights in favor of a show-starting illumination of the stage on a very dim setting. It complimented the woodwork.

Dick, Al, and Kit descended the connecting staircases to the base of the level and stance apart in prime cinematic shot. Blondie, Tuco and Angel Eyes in a dehydrated desert, only in this case the mat perimeters of a karate school floor.

?So you will be the first challenge,? Declan assumed. The Indian-styled man in the center of the dojo did not respond except to perk an inquisitive eyebrow. His eyes remained closed, and his ignorance of them served only to intrigue DonEvans.

?You must think I am evil...but you do not know my story. I do not guard this pagoda out of want ? I guard it out of necessity. You come to shut us down, you say, for no more understanding than 'we are evil.' Well, I am here to tell you that is why I must stand in your way to Kultur ? because you insist on looking at our scandalous reputation, and none of the countless other factors that have made this pagoda as strong as it is.? the man seated on the floor, wearing a headwrap composed entirely of bandages, removed his hand from his aikidogi and placed it upon his knee, but not without startling his three visitors.

?We're long past talking,? Kit said to the seated martial artist, and he opened his eyes upon them for the first time; cold, unafraid eyes. Beside Kit, Alfonso had taken the initiative and was coolly walking toward the man whose room this was named after.

?You're talking real big.? Alfonso was purposefully noisily and not without form. He flipped out a combat knife from under his shirt where his hand was pocketed; pocketed, no longer.
?I'll try to do your build-up justice.?

?Hold it!? the martial artist produced a gunshot of a cease and desist palm. It was because he was so prepared for a fight that Al, Dick and Kit even flinched at all. Fair enough, though, the man had bought their attention and a word.
?You want there to be bloodshed and screams and broken bones, and you shall have it. But FIRST, listen to what I have to say,?he pleaded for what seemed like understanding.

Alfonso clenched his teeth; a low growl easily picked up by the spacious dojo.
?What the hell??

Kit had his fists raised to go to work with, but he lowered them in favor of a cautious breath. When Alfonso looked at him, he looked right back just as curious. The martial artist beckoned them to his mat before him with his hand showcasing the space. It was a moment, but the three took some steps and sat down in identical Indian-style. It was then that the martial artist returned his eyes to a serene close, and he began to speak.

?I was not always a watcher of this entrance forever cast in eternal night. I was not always known as Jormon, the name ? if a name had to be given ? to the man who stopped other men intending to stop Kultur for the good of their families, usually by breaking their necks. And my friends... I have broken many necks ahead of you that have stepped onto my mat. But even an evil man can grow tired of all the murder.

?Yes, we do despicable evil here. I won't deny that. But that evil is as cemented in the economy here as anything else. If we were to be stopped, that would have needed to happen a long time ago ? before we became as established as we have become. Removing us would do nothing but harm now; that I want to be most clear on. You might say you can rebuild, but there is not another machine part that comes close to matching what we have become for the engine of the people. Remove us, and that engine stops working.

?I am your opponent because Kultur believes it to be an act of mercy for any uneducated opposition that might come to our doorstep with their torches. He considers himself merciful because you are only uneducated on the good that we bring, despite our report. Your intentions are noble, and as such you are deserving of a lesser punishment than otherwise provided from the hands of the syndicate themselves.

?Their degree of bloodshed is different than my own. If you are lucky, you will never know death from their hands. But unfortunately you must still know death. I am the merciful ax of the syndicate. But you can still depart from this place by returning the way you came. For what you value my word, I can promise that it will be over with the door closing behind you, and you will not have to look over your shoulders for the rest of your lives. Do it not, and this school floor will be the final stage of your lives. And if you manage to get past me, then you are in for the long haul.

?So you have received my terms. Make your choice.?

Dick, Alfonso, and Kit all looked between one another.

Alfonso Carlson Avery

Date: 2012-11-02 16:30 EST
Temple of Garibal

The Temple of Kultur was a never-ending labyrinth of challenge rooms. Discouraging, but they had to be gone through or never face the evil-doer behind all this oppression. The martial artist in the lair of the Jormon had been defeated, overwhelmed by the raw might of DonEvans' superior fist to his own. He lie back in his room, completely shattered, but alive ? a decision that may or may not come back to bite the navigators of Kultur's pagoda.

Next was the Temple of Garibal, a mighty lodge constructed out of a tier of Kultur's Temple to be alloted solely to the general of his armies. Solid wood pillars lined his hall of a room to the next beyond it. Between these pillars were antique armor sets lining the carpeted road in the middle of the room to their general. Alfonso, Kit and Dick all walked down it.

?Waiting around for opponents in a Japanese house! A*shole!? Alfonso shouted, storming over to him. He'd be taking this fight.

?Wait.? Garibal held out his hand to the intrepid trio. ?You have made it this far. Your efforts are congratulatory. Now you get to face me. I am Garibal.?

?You're dead,? Alfonso said plainly, ?That's who you are.?

Garibal sighed with his hands perched on the pommel of his greatsword. He dipped his chin and meditated upon the spirits of his fallen comrades before any possible battle with these combative callers.

?Do you even know what lies at stake if you succeed in your mission? Has the thought even crossed your minds?? He asked them and they stopped before him and considered what he had asked.
?Stay and listen to reason for a moment. Kultur's reign over this city is absolute and justified. I fully believe in and support his rule, but that is beside the point. It is that you challenge him at all that I must face you now. Defying Kultur is directly threatening his armies ? my armies ? which directly threatens me. That is a matter that I cannot remain inactive on. My troops are everything, and you will face me long before you get anywhere near them.
Alfonso, Kit and Dick all sat down on the carpet and listened in.
?Where Kultur takes us now does not matter. He saved us in our mercenary days and made us what we are. When we were weak and misguided, he gave us strength and a purpose. He fed us when we were starved and gave us shelter when the cold was taking away our every feeling. I know... each and every one of my soldiers. I know each and every one of the fallen... and have paid them tribute with a suited monument here in my lodge. They are numerous, as you may notice, but to me it is not a sad or horrible thing. They are forever by my side. It speaks of their dedication and valor... and paying the ultimate sacrifice ? sacrifices that brought us here.
Alfonso, Kit and Dick all seemed to understand or relate on some level.
?So you understand, their efforts cannot be wasted on the aggressions of three men. You have conquered Jormon, which is regrettable, but stepping over the bodies of those that have given their lives to the furtherment of our mercenary band cannot and will not be acquiesced. Because I speak for Kultur's armies, I have to be the strongest of them. Be forewarned, if you decide to proceed and engage me in combat, you will face an opponent like you never have before. My sword techniques extend beyond the teachings of ancestral swordsmanship. I suggest you come at me all at once to improve your chances. If you no longer wish to face me, however, it is not too late to turn around.?

Alfonso, Kit and Dick all looked between one another.