Topic: In contact with the rest of the world. (Text thread.)

Millie

Date: 2017-03-19 20:31 EST
Text thread! Cause even though Daemien is a grumpy old man against technology, it doesn't mean that the rest of the vampires have to be.

Or... Y'know... The rest of those affiliated with them in one way or another!

Davyn

Date: 2017-03-19 20:43 EST
Text to Cannonballer: heyy itty bitty, got plans tonite?

Orchid Evans

Date: 2017-03-19 20:49 EST
Text to Hot Pocket: Hey! I didn't before but I just got a text from this really awesome guy who's really tall and sexy. Now I'm sorta thinking I do depending on what he texts back with.

Davyn

Date: 2017-03-19 21:05 EST
Text to Cannonballer: damn so i guess ur busy
Text to Cannonballer: im just fkn with u. i know its me ;D
Text to Cannonballer: where u wanna meet up?

Orchid Evans

Date: 2017-03-19 21:14 EST
Text to Hot Pocket: No, I'm not actually busy. I was joking D:


Text to Hot Pocket: Oh you asshat! You scared me! Now I'm not coming out tonight...


Text to Hot Pocket: I'm kidding, still totally coming out. Up to you, though.. My place? The alley? I promise not to cannonball you this time.

Davyn

Date: 2017-03-19 21:44 EST
Text to Cannonballer: ha! i gotchu. wait. no. not cool, shorty! D:
Text to Cannonballer: oh u lil... aight, u got me bk lmao
Text to Cannonballer: hm.. lets see.. alley has trash and dumpsters...
Text to Cannonballer: ur place has a swing and pole. whatchu think bbydoll? we never got 'round to that hot tub last time
Text to Cannonballer: ... not even a lil cannonballin? :(

Orchid Evans

Date: 2017-03-19 21:48 EST
Text to Hot Pocket: I did get you back lol. You had it coming!


Text to Hot Pocket: I think it's beginning to sound a lot like a plan at my place. I'll warm up the hot tub and misplace my bathing suit. ;D


Text to Hot Pocket: Mk maybe a little cannonballing.

Davyn

Date: 2017-03-19 21:53 EST
Text to Cannonballer: yeah... yeah i did... usually do lol
Text to Cannonballer: rly? cuz... now its beginning to sound a lot like Christmas. mmf! imma hold u to that. be there soon.

Orchid Evans

Date: 2017-03-23 02:12 EST
3.22.17

Text to Davyn: Hey it's Orchid...


Text to Davyn: Wait, you probably knew that already...lol. Sorry...


Text to Davyn: I'm at the fountain... Can you come pick me up? I need to talk to you.

Davyn

Date: 2017-03-23 02:17 EST
3-22-17

Text to Cannonballer: there's only one human(?) cannonball in my phone, doll lol
Text to Cannonballer: yeah... u aight? talk, huh? that don't sound too good y'know
Text to Cannonballer: anyways ill be there in two shakes

Malcolm Fox

Date: 2017-03-28 10:18 EST
Group Text to Iron Giant & The Suplexer (3/28/17): Guess who's back in town. Unless, y'know, you deleted my number. Then neither of you are getting presents.

Millie

Date: 2017-03-30 02:03 EST
Text to Strangerface: Holy crap, it's good to hear that you're still alive. We're not. Micah lost his phone again, but I'll send him your love. You can come visit, if you dare! Address is... Insert address here.]

I'd say don't be a stranger, but... That's what you're best at.

Malcolm Fox

Date: 2017-03-30 02:11 EST
Text to The Suplexer: Pfft. Please. If I wasn't, you'd be hearing from my lawyers. ... Wait. What do you mean you're not? Oh Millieeee, you gots some 'splaining to dooooo. I'm going to ignore that statement... both the love and daring and whatnot... I'll see you guys soon.
Text to The Suplexer: Make sure Micah doesn't knock himself out on a doorframe this time?
Text to The Suplexer: One more thing....
Text to The Suplexer: You're still a baby.

Malcolm Fox

Date: 2017-03-31 22:09 EST
Text to Never-Wong: ... You're going to have to teach me how to make that lemon gin and tonic...

Malcolm Fox

Date: 2017-03-31 22:30 EST
Text to Never-Wong: What would I do without you?

Ada

Date: 2017-03-31 22:33 EST
Text to NeedyMcNeederson: You'd be hopelessly lost. But you probably shouldn't let me know that. :) Speaking of, I want a raise...and a new car.

Malcolm Fox

Date: 2017-03-31 22:43 EST
Text to Never-Wong: I admit to nothing. Also, you have my credit card, darlin'. Pick whatever one you want. ... and I just gave you a raise!
Text to Never-Wong: ... Okay you can have a raise.

Malcolm Fox

Date: 2017-04-13 01:35 EST
Text to Never-Wong and The Suplexer: https://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbk92imsSQ1r9nz2ro1_500.jpg

Ada

Date: 2017-04-13 01:41 EST
Text to Needy McNeederson: I'm not even close to Chinese... Dishonor! Dishonor on your cow! I'm suing you!!!

Malcolm Fox

Date: 2017-04-13 03:17 EST
Text to Never-Wong: YOU NEVER APPRECIATE MY PUNS, WONG.
Text to Never-Wong: ...You leave my cow out of this. She did nothing to nobody!

Tahlia Faras

Date: 2017-06-17 19:56 EST
Text to Slugger: I don't believe in wasted opportunities. Let me know if you're still up for the challenge...

Malcolm Fox

Date: 2017-06-17 21:53 EST
Text to Sass 'N Class: I wouldn't be where I am today if I was a man to miss a prime opportunity, darlin'. You can take that as a challenge accepted.

Tahlia Faras

Date: 2017-06-17 22:07 EST
Text to Slugger: Just tell me where and when. At the fights tonight if you want to swing by.

Malcolm Fox

Date: 2017-06-17 22:14 EST
Text to Sass 'N Class: Might be able to swing that in a bit. At the office for the moment, but I'll shoot a text when I'm finished if you're still down for the challenge.

Tahlia Faras

Date: 2017-06-17 22:17 EST
Text to Slugger: All work and no play... Text me when you're done, and we'll see what kind of offers I have on the table.

Malcolm Fox

Date: 2017-06-17 22:36 EST
Text to Sass 'N Class (10:19 PM) If the offer on the table is a gorgeous blonde with a fiery attitude, count me in.

Text to Sass 'N Class (10:36 PM): Work's over, it's play time, darlin'. You still at the fights?

Tahlia Faras

Date: 2017-06-17 22:42 EST
Text to Slugger: I am. On both counts. ;)

Malcolm Fox

Date: 2017-06-17 22:45 EST
Text to Sass 'N Class: Oh, would you look at that. Lucky me. I just pulled up. See you soon.

Malcolm Fox

Date: 2017-07-09 01:39 EST
Text to Sass 'N Class: Work has been one hell of a bitch today. You got some steam you wanna blow off? 'Cause I sure the fuck do.

Tahlia Faras

Date: 2017-07-09 01:44 EST
Text to Slugger: Don't I always? Just tell me when and where....

Malcolm Fox

Date: 2017-07-09 01:48 EST
Text to Sass 'N Class: Don't I know it, darlin'. Now-ish? My hotel? Meet me or I can come get you. Leaving the office now.

Tahlia Faras

Date: 2017-07-09 01:51 EST
Text to Slugger: You know I will never turn down a ride, slugger...only thing better than the engine hum is all the fun we have in it...I'm at the Inn. Meet you outside.

Malcolm Fox

Date: 2017-07-09 02:13 EST
Text to Sass 'N Class: You comin' out or do I gotta go in there and get you, darlin'? ;)

Tahlia Faras

Date: 2017-07-09 02:15 EST
Text to Slugger: You're going to have to come get me...maybe even carry me out ;)

Tahlia Faras

Date: 2017-07-19 17:46 EST
Text to Slugger: Hey...I just realized this place needs one more thing. Got anyone who can install a piece of "exercise equipment"? It needs to be anchored floor to ceiling...say, right in the middle of the living room? I think the ceilings are high enough I won't kick them, but no promises...;)

Malcolm Fox

Date: 2017-07-21 01:27 EST
Text to Sass 'N Class: I don't.... have a guy for that...

Text to Sass 'N Class (15 minutes later): Aaand now I do. Up until about ten minutes ago, I wasn't aware I could have a guy for that. The internet is a beautiful thing. Let me know a day and time for this weekend that would be best for you. I'll call and schedule an installation.

Text to Sass 'N Class: Pretty sure it goes without saying, but I expect a private... workout. ;)

Tahlia Faras

Date: 2017-07-21 18:07 EST
Text to Slugger: Learn something new every day. Just think what other things we can figure out...

Text to Slugger: Saturday afternoon? I have a thing Friday, but that gives us the rest of the weekend to test it out? Make sure it's up for whatever tricks I throw on it. ;)

Malcolm Fox

Date: 2017-07-21 23:05 EST
Text to Sass 'N Class: Ain't that the truth, darlin'. Oh, I'm sure you've got a few things you could teach me yourself.

Text to Sass 'N Class: Gave the tech a call. Installation appointment set up for 2 pm if you're alright with that. Obviously, testing the new equipment is a must. Have to ensure it's sturdy, right? I'm sure we'll put good use in testing it's stability ;)

Tahlia Faras

Date: 2017-07-21 23:13 EST
Text to Slugger: Guess we'll just have to see, huh? ;)

Text to Slugger: 2 pm is perfect...you know how I hate getting up early. I'll be sure to be decent when he gets here - and less so when you do. Just tell me when you're on your way. We'll give it a really...thorough...testing.

Malcolm Fox

Date: 2017-07-21 23:36 EST
Text to Sass 'N Class: I guess we will. ;) Oh, I know all too well. Well look at you getting a wardrobe plan together. Can't wait, darlin'. I'll let you know when I'm headed over.

Adrenalize

Date: 2017-09-21 03:52 EST
Text Message to Short & Slim Shady (9-19-17 11AM): I wasn't kidding about the blonde cutie at home

Picture Message to Short & Slim Shady (11:01AM): https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a0/99/98/a0999866cbc61bed02fba6395413cd79--jay-alvarrez-kisses.jpg

Text Message to Short & Slim Shady (11:02AM): Cute, aint she? ;)

Adrenalize

Date: 2017-09-24 23:52 EST
Edit: Short & Slim Shady changed to Speedbump

Text to Speedbump ( 11:46PM): wanna pic of my trouser snake, bby?

Text to Speedbump (11:47PM): you're gonna get it anyways

Picture Message to Speedbump (11:48 PM): https://i.pinimg.com/564x/92/61/ca/9261caf118f0e336595f8c4560b8eac6.jpg

Text to Speedbump (11:49PM): i think i need to use more lotion tho :/

Orchid Evans

Date: 2017-09-25 00:00 EST
Text to Speed Racer: ...that's so not what I thought you had in mind... I stared at my phone for two minutes waiting for that photo... Now I feel like you owe me a little..

Adrenalize

Date: 2017-09-25 00:04 EST
Text to Speedbump: something

Orchid Evans

Date: 2017-09-25 00:07 EST
Text to Speed Racer: I'm gonna hit you, and not in a fun way. Come over or stfu. Turning off phone, kbai.


Then Orchid did turn off her phone. Sporting a major bitchface for her newest friend.]

Adrenalize

Date: 2017-09-25 00:20 EST
Text to Speedbump: why you gotta gimme an ultimatum? now i dont wanna do either.

Text to Speedbump: u rly turn ur phone off?

Text to Speedbump: i'm going to spam ur phone

Text to Speedbump: wiiiiiiiiiiiiith lyrics

Text to Speedbump: my loneliness is killing me

Text to Speedbump: i must confess i still belieeeeeve

Text to Speedbump: when im not with u i lose my mind

Text to Speedbump: give me a siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiign

Text to Speedbump: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME



He smirked as he set aside his phone, hoping she got irritated by the plethora of obnoxious texts she'd receive whether she turned off her phone or not. Pursing his lips as he baby talked the snake currently coiled around his arms and one leg, he wiggled his finger at it. "Teaches her to give me an ultimatum, don't it? Yes it does... yes it... OW FUCK."

He got bit. Luckily, it wasn't poisonous.... this time..

Malcolm Fox

Date: 2017-09-28 21:53 EST
Text to Sass 'N Class: Now that I have a moment to breathe, how do you feel about an encore? I'm thinking red is in this season, as well as sunrise orange... and amber, particularly of the liquid persuasion.

Tahlia Faras

Date: 2017-09-28 22:03 EST
Text to Slugger: Better enjoy that breath while you've got it - that combination is likely to take it away. Give me a minute to get ready, and I'm all yours...

Malcolm Fox

Date: 2017-09-28 22:07 EST
Text to Sass 'N Class: Isn't the point of breathing to have it stolen, darlin'? Or is that just my philosophy?

I'll give you fifteen, leaving the office in five. Don't concern yourself too much on getting dolled up, unless you plan to wear the mess like a trophy. I know I do. I'll be there soon.

Tahlia Faras

Date: 2017-10-16 20:59 EST
Text to Slugger: Hey sexy, don't suppose you might have some time for a coffee break? Tall and dark, just like you, if I remember right...

Malcolm Fox

Date: 2017-10-16 21:08 EST
Text to Sass 'N Class: I might be able to afford a coffee break... especially if you keep sweet talkin' me like that, darlin'. Makin' it hard to say no. But you also forgot to add in the hot and steamy part ;)

And by that, I mean I just got out of the shower. We meeting somewhere, or you comin' over?

Tahlia Faras

Date: 2017-10-16 21:32 EST
Text to Slugger: Oh, trust me, I could never forget the hot and steamy part - but if I think about it too much, I'll forget what I was going to say. ;)

I'll be there in 15.

Malcolm Fox

Date: 2017-10-16 21:39 EST
Text to Sass 'N Class: Uh oh, you say that like you're about to get serious on my ass now.

Alright, I'll be here, darlin'. I can't promise I won't try to distract you from whatever it is that's on your mind. ;)

Tahlia Faras

Date: 2017-11-18 14:17 EST
Text to Slugger: Hey, sexy. Y'know that thing we talked about? Could we just...forget that happened? I'm around if you're looking for a little company. ;)

Malcolm Fox

Date: 2017-11-18 21:40 EST
Text to Sass 'N Class: Well hey, darlin'. Forget it, huh? Sounds like trouble in paradise. As the old saying goes... his loss, my gain? Company... actually sounds rather fantastic right now. I'll be leaving the office in about a half hour. Meet me at the hotel elevator ;)

Tahlia Faras

Date: 2017-11-18 21:46 EST
Text to Slugger: I'll be there. And it sounds like something to brighten this dreary day might be in order. How's a massage and a Manhattan sound? I'll bring the cherries ;)

Malcolm Fox

Date: 2017-11-18 21:52 EST
Text to Sass 'N Class: Well, they do say rainy days are all about staying in, don't they? Massage and Manhattan sounds like a good recipe for brightenin' the day. Keep that up and you might put my masseuse out of business..

Tahlia Faras

Date: 2017-11-18 21:56 EST
Text to Slugger: Oh. The horrors. Mine are better and you know it. Staying in sounds perfect.

Malcolm Fox

Date: 2017-11-18 21:59 EST
Text to Sass 'N Class: Well, maybe the happy ending is better... but you've yet to prove the actual massage. We never quite finished the first. ;) guess you're just gonna have to show me what else those hands can do, sweetheart. Finishing up some paperwork. Be there soon.