Topic: Dealing with a Claymore

Noni

Date: 2008-07-02 00:37 EST
Faint clatters reached Noni's ears in the silence of the shop; her assessing gaze flicked upwards and narrowed as a tired mind tried to pick through its store of faces. The woman was blond, seemingly delicate, but was armored like that of a medieval warrior with a massive sword on her back. After a long moment, Noni's chin lifted as she remembered her, and also the fact that she wasn't tailed by a child. Apparently, she wasn't the only one in recollection, as the woman's steely eyes met her own, and locked on.

"Ah, the coffee's good here, by the way," Noni said in her whisper quiet tone, gesturing behind her to the counter, and showing no visible abhorrence to the blond's fearsome stare.

The click of the door rang audibly as she closed it behind her, giving only glimpses to the pedestrian-traffic swimming by outdoors. Retracing her searchful steps, she repeated the motions of turning chilling, bittersweet stares onto Noni. Clinks of sabatons radiated as her movements started carrying her toward that of the Argentine woman, an unprecedented stare in the determination of yoki. No one person was free from such scans, even were they subjected to such a heavy burden, prior.

Noni lifted her coffee to her lips and took a long sip, swishing the now barely warm liquid around her mouth as she neared. She was making her own study, particularly trying to discover what about this woman's gaze made it so intimidating. For she wouldn't mind pointers.

"You," she began, the fanning sweep of her gaze met the mocha-haired female, then. "Do you recall the boy I was with?"

"Red hair and bright eyes, right?" Noni gestured about her face to go along with each description, then nodded. "Yeah, I do."

Motions were followed, mental pings of sonar judging steps taken in assurance. The aloof expression was retained even at the plausibly exceptional response she was provided. "Have you seen him? He was supposed to return to our room some time ago."

Noni had seen many memorable characters but that one.. it caused her head to shake, loose curls swishing around her features. "Not since I last saw him with you. Do you think something's happened?"

"I doubt my luck," said in a mocking, disheartening tone. "I should ask you: Interested in a clingy kid?"

Noni snorted some of her coffee then, unaware that a female like that had a sense of humor. Tiny fingers flew to her lips to catch any brown droplets, and seemed to wipe the emotion away with their touch. "It depends, what's he good for?"

"Being a nuisance," clicks of the steel heels meeting the floorboards as she swapped support of spry legs. "But taking him along with me any longer, I do not consider this an option."

One arm crossed over her stomach, and she rested her other elbow upon it, her head tilting in thought. "And why's that, if I can ask? He seemed to like you enough, and you.. you didn't seem that intolerant," the last word was spoken against her cup before taking a sip.

With the exception of using his face like it were smashable fruit, she would agree. She'd refrain from words, from further questions. Some distance was placed between she and Noni, her prominent hand rising to extract the blade from zounds of leather buckles beneath the momentum of her ivory cloak, and slice a wound within the floor as she sank it in effortlessly. It was to be used as a support, for comfort. She would await the completion of exchanges, plopping down in a sprawl on the floor before the behemoth claymore.

Eyes widened and lips parted to this in surprise. Of all things, she wasn't expecting that. Noni blinked furiously for a brief instant, then seemed to settle. "I guess that topic's closed. If I find him before you do, what should I say to him? And am I to expect a random kid with no explanation someday?"

She remained aloof to Noni's question.

Noni opted for a nearby chair and sunk into it heavily. "I'll take that as an "I don't care" and a "yes".

A leg, taught in cream-colored fabric that squeezed the flesh beneath in a strangle, was pulled towards herself so bent knee could be a makeshift armrest. She insisted on the stare, gleams of silver twisting as she calculated. "The Organization has a zero-tolerance policy against humans being harmed. He remaining in my care poses such a threat, and I care tenderly for my own head," wasting no time in explanation. Her handler, one that danced amongst the shadows of her presence in anticipation, would be the very first to catch wind of this. If he had not already. The sooner, the better. Steels drifted upwards to meet chocolate. "That is why."

Eyebrows lifted in comprehension, but her hopes were dashed. There went the idea to try and hire her or ask her assistance. Noni was proficient and capable, but she was only one woman. And those that carried weapons usually knew how to use them. "I see.. they seem strict."

"I abhor human persistence. You'll do him a favor, won't you?" fanning gray hues onto various bits of the store in the midst of her question. It was means of avoiding any further indication that Lisa cared what Noni thought of them, or their methods.

"That depends," Noni mused after a long pause, "If I kill him, they'll find a way to pin that on you, right?"

"If you agree to this, and something happens to him in the next five seconds, I am not held accountable. Kill him, for all I care. Just keep him from my presence," to assure her the arrangement of this deal.

Noni's head tilted this way and that in consideration. "What will I get as compensation?"

"A friend," providing Noni with a wry, almost twisted smile. It was unnatural to her, to deliver expressions outside of the jurisdiction of comfort. Some of her comrades had attempted to assist, but this was the best they could part her with. "And somebody remaining half-intent on keeping her hand stilled on her blade."

"Huh.." That brought eyes drifting Lisa's way once more, and her own dark lips tried and failed to mimic the smile presented. Although her eyes danced like fire. Noni usually settled deals like this, all deals in fact, with a handshake. However, she wasn't partial to trying with this one, at least not yet. "Well.. I'm sure this little arrangement will work out in the best ways for everyone.."

"For all parties involved." She would accept that as an utterly perfect form of agreement, regardless of what intentions were resting behind such actions. Shrewd silver rested on Noni, once more. "Then all we have left is your agreement."

"I don't see why not," she nodded once, then again more deeply. "Sure. It sounds doable. Aside from the fact that I have to find this little kid.. where did you last see him?"

"Don't care," she said, sliding the arm from her knee, and moving to pull herself to a stance. Flicking her prominent wrist back, the elongated hilt of her claymore was yanked, drawing the tail end of the blade from the floorboards with a resounding, audible noise that mimicked the crashing sound of a microphone shrieking in feedback. The motions were so spry, the blade had returned to her back before it could be disputed. "He's in your hands now."

Her attentions drifted to her coffee as the woman stood, and she swished it around in her cup, the liquid splashing audibly. She was amused by the answer. "At least give me something. The more I have, the quicker I can dispatch him, and the less chance he'll find you before I find him."

She tuts Noni, threaded finger waggling from side-to-side. "Now now. Would I give the child to somebody who would only wind up killing him to prevent myself the agony of his annoyance?"

"You never know, some people are just that gracious."

Her voice was resilient, with a drastic tone, to touch basis with what they agreed to. "Alas, I should give you something to guarantee his well-being," appalled, yet stoic. She landed a sober gaze to Noni with exactness. "The baths. He's either a wrinkled raisin by this point, or digging in the trash to find himself an adequate meal."

Noni nodded as she stored those bits of information away. She also found it odd how the woman seemed to do a complete one-eighty in attitude concerning his death. "Baths or trash, alright. And does he respond to something other than "kid"? Or is that something I'll have to find out on my own too." Not that she was the least bit worried. She was energetic, had a great deal of stamina, and was quite skilled at finding people. It came with the job.

Perked lips inched open as Noni continued her cross-examination of the child. "Toby," Lisa spoke over a shoulder. "His name is Toby."

"Toby.. no problem." She nodded for what seemed like the hundredth time during that short conversation. A small hand lifted and dragged loose curls from her brow, and she sighed gently. Noni doubted very much that her own back would get scratched in this exchange.

A continued onslaught of silver bombarded the young woman before her, a firing squad brashly unleashing rounds into the target dummy for practice. Her own uncertainty was narrowing, for so few seemed to be frightened by her presence. She wasn't aware any from their organization had made an impact in this zone, before. She would discard it based on a fluke, then. There was no yoki present, that she could be aware of. The chair squeaked and she watched while the small woman afforded herself a spare moment to relax, lids drifting closed, and the entirety of her face seemed to slacken. "What is it you want in return, then?" Asked of Noni as she turned, the clinks of armor sounding after its substantial silence.

Surprise awoke her mind, and one eye twitched, lid barely lifted, thick lashes still kissing her skin. "Well.. I was going to ask for an affirmation of someone I could go to should I have the need of a hired hand besides myself. The no-human policy you live by makes it difficult, but... if you were with me, I could make it look like you weren't." Legs in faded jeans crossed at the ankles, and she bobbed her feet to keep herself from dozing.

An interesting light brought to the darkness of her individual. One that rose the aloof stare of silver, to something of enlightenment. "I should inform you, I don't standardly meddle in the affairs of humans. They're petty, and lack plausible reason beyond greedy goals," her stance being given before declaring her absolute response. "You are doing a favor for me, though. Perhaps I can weasel myself into accepting it. Once."

"Once," Noni mirrored. She had no problem with that agreement, and chuckled lightly to the woman's reasoning. "Yes, we are. But.. we all choose our way of life, this happens to be ours. I'll inform my Family of this arrangement and track down any looming offers so as to get this settled as quickly as possible." Although, looking after a child for an extended amount of time wasn't really in her job description, the Bohannons, luckily, had a vast staff.

"Once," to ensure the amount. A lone digit rose to pronounce it physically. A third time was essential. "To honor this, I presume we agree with some handshake?" queried with a lean hand extending toward Noni.

"Ahm, traditionally but.." her words trailed off as the woman offered. Noni felt it only polite to stand, and when she did, found herself shorter than her. She slipped her own small hand into the given one, fingers curling firmly around it. "Thank you." She figured she would get her name when she found Toby.

Fingers coiled about the base of Noni's hand, tightening in a squeeze that mirrored a hand being driven over in a repeated fashion. Brisk was the motion; the complete roster of their settlement coming to a conclusion. And just like that, it was complete. She parted from the woman, the clinks of sabatons rattling audibly as she moved with an ambling purpose toward the door. "Toby will inform you of how to get in touch with me. Consider that how I will know you have held your end of the deal."

Noni nodded, flexing her fingers after they were released. She had shaken many a man's hand before, but this woman could rival their grip easily. "Let's just hope he doesn't lie."

Was there a hint of a smile as Lisa removed herself from the shop? She didn't offer a chance to be certain, for the door was opened and her frame disappearing behind it as it closed in a see-saw motion.

Lisa and Noni's players on June 30th in Teas'n Tomes. Permission granted by both players. ]

Noni

Date: 2008-07-04 03:00 EST
Three meetings, and three failed job propositions later, Noni had it. Even if it was to correct her own mistake. At having successfully rid her cousin of his teenage shadow, she thought her troubles were over. That is, until she learned the actuality of the situation. And for her own selfish reasons, she'd taken away his only surefire way of keeping his secret from the Family.

But that's where Lisa came in. Up until now, the Assassinette was have problems finding a suitable way for the woman to repay her, and two other suggestions Noni had made didn't quite pan out as planned.

However, now, three Bohannons were all sitting around a table in that tiny tea shop they had all begun to take over.

His brows rose. Andre wasn't one to judge, but he did secretly find it hysterical for a tough guy like Cisco to be eating cotton-candy flavored..ice cream. "Good to see you." Said sincerely to his male cousin. The female one was being gently ignored. "Guess what?"

"Well, I'll be sure to hold you to that." As he said it, his free hand placed a nondescript box down on the table, which rattled slightly with the motion. The rattlings of a hundred or so hollow-pointed something or others. He gave the ice cream another lick before he turned fully to face Andre with a look that screamed 'I want to know but I'm too involved with this ice cream to be more enthusiastic'. "What?"

Noni was too enthralled with the box to be any help to the current conversation, watching it with wide eyes.

"I have a girlfriend." With an expression that was flat and blunt with obvious irritation, Andre nodded once for reinforcement of his statement.

Her head snapped to the side so fast, she could have gotten whiplash. A loose curl stuck to her lips that she plucked free. She hadn't expected him to..

"You did what?" He looked surprised. Mostly because his little cousin had gone and snatched up what he so presumptuously assumed was a ridiculously gorgeous woman before he'd so much as spoken to one. He grinned a bit wildly though, and delivered a mock-punch to Andre's arm. "You devil! When did this happen!?"

He received the punch. Unlike his usual habit of theatrically exaggerating the reaction of the strike, he didn't react at all. "A few minutes ago." He paused, shaking his head slowly. "Her name's Lisa, apparently."

Now all that was left was to inform Lisa of this, and have her agree to it. Which would be a task in and of itself. Silently, Noni made a loose promise to never try to plan something out ever again.

Francisco gave Andre a rather appraising look, and then finished off his ice cream to be more concise. "Doesn't sound much like a girlfriend from the way you talk, Andre." He glanced to Noni, and back again. "Protection-girlfriend, or recreational-girlfriend?" Francisco liked to cut to the quick in both serious matters and his line of work.

"Protection." Answered rather quickly, shrugging. "Compliments of Noni, of course." Another shrug. "It's for the best."

"Well, at the very least, can you tell me she's an astonishing beauty? I'd hate you to have to bear the companionship of some of the more bestial ladies I've seen roaming this city. Although," He tried to find some bright side in what was obviously a tense situation, "I'm sure if Noni selected her, she's as beautiful as she is efficient?"

Dark eyes flicker once again to Andre, but don't stay. She's more interested in the box on the table, arms slowly rising to fold over her chest. 'Cisco's words did make her feel a little better, and the corners of her mouth tick.

Andre had a contemplating look on his face. "She's a blonde. Real pale. Carries around a huge sword. It's like something out of a video game..." He muttered, but grinned. "Sure, she's pretty though. I like her eyes."

Noni sucked in a breath, paying the entrant no mind, as she practically took apart the little box with her eyes. Curiosity was getting the best of her. "Is that a present for Luvvie, or do you just like to carry small boxes?" She doesn't mean to change the subject, and is inwardly ecstatic that Andre didn't choose the same way of reprimanding her as his sister.

Francisco's eyes widened a little after the description, and narrowed mock-conspiratorially. "You couldn't be describing that sculpture of danger and womanliness that breezed out after I walked in, now could you?" He was ready to deliver a severe ribbing, but Noni saved Andre at the last second. He looked over to her and grinned impishly. "Of course it's for Luvvie. 120 Hollow-points, just like I promised. Will she ever forgive me?"

Andre was now the silent one. He took this moment to stand and turn in his dirty dishes. Empty glass and desolate plate on a tray, he set his stuff onto the counter with a grateful but halfhearted smile. Returning, he heard Francisco's disbelief. That caused the grin to return. "That's the one." He nodded.

Noni leaned forward and pulled the box to her with a finger, opening it once it was in range. Dull, lifeless chocolate eyes seemed to light on fire as she gazed upon the contents within, touching the cool metal with feathery brushes. " .. oh, I think she'll make an exception just this once." Loving hands extracted her gun, and she began the motions of standing Luvvie's old bullets on the table and loading the new.

Seeing the shiny cylinders lined up on the table had Andre more than quiet. What was there to say when he didn't know the first thing about weapons? He looked along the row of old bullets, seeing distorted reflections of himself through them.

"I'm glad to hear it. Ahora, perdon." Francisco stood, straightened his tie, and headed with no great hurry to the back of the place. His restroom-sense was impeccable. He would be gone for a while. Checking his appearance was time-consuming.

When done, she smashed the swingout cylinder back into place and spun Luvvie about her index finger. The gun's black metal gleamed with a religiously kept shine, and Noni looked down gently upon it. "She likes them."

Andre watched Francisco depart, rolling his eyes. Chuckling briefly, he wished he had a book with him. Or something. "The man's full of himself. I don't know how he compromised his face with that tattoo of his..." Thought aloud, it offered another laugh as he shook his head slowly to himself.

"He probably thinks it's a necessary addition, or likes it when people look three times instead of twice." Noni didn't meet his eyes as she shut the box of bullets and slid it into a breast pocket of her coat. The old bullets still on the table captured her attention then, and she scooped them up in hand, fiddling with them, placing one between each of her fingers and making a fist. "I don't like to waste bullets, but I don't know what to do with them."

"Couldn't you hide single bullets in random pockets?" He felt awkward about what he just said. For once, he sounded like he knew what he was talking about. After a thoughtful pause, he shrugged. "I've seen it done in a movie or two." As if to explain his random suggestion about weaponry.

"It's just a thought." Replied with yet another shrug. "What's the status on the Estate? Any developments?" He sighed heavily, melting his head onto a palm like a bar of butter seeping to spread across a tea-cup sized plate.

"Not in particular. Seems the amped security has caused the idiot or idiots to back off, but I doubt it's for good. Regardless, I don't think you'll want to return there any time soon?" Lifting her head to acknowledge him, but eyes stay trained on the bullets in her palm.

Again, he lowered his head and shrugged. "Right, then." A palm rubbed at his forehead, nose wrinkling. Eyebrow height strands of wheat brown hair swayed when his head turned towards the Restroom where Francisco had gone. "He always takes forever in there...I hope he didn't fall in..."

She snorted. "Somehow I doubt he'd let the toilet get to first base before a girl does."

Andre laughed once, a hand finding itself to cover his face as if suffering a headache. "Very, very good point."

After a deep sigh, Noni forced her gaze to his. It was and odd feeling, not beig able to meet someone's eyes. She usually was on the other side of such a thing. "Look, Andre.. about Lisa, and that girl.. I didn't mean to upset you."

He heaved another sigh, shrugging. "It's fine. Just to save face. I doubt she's very thrilled, either." Reasoning in that way made him feel a bit better about it all. "Just...talk to me about it first? A little warning would be appreciated. I don't like thinking I'm not in control of who I'm romantically involved with..."

Noni nodded. "It's not like you would have to do anything drastic but.. yeah, I uh, I understand."

"Bueno..." He slipped with his Spanish. "Then I guess I'm a lucky, lucky guy. At least, to Francisco. And Alek..." Ghostly images of that wolvish smile crept back onto his face as he glanced her way.

Noni's hand clenches, and she slams her open palm on the table, bullets clinking out loudly as they're held under her grasp. It was a passing moment of uncontrolled temper.

It was going to be a long night.

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Noni

Date: 2008-07-07 01:11 EST
Several grueling minutes later, riddled with conversation about how many skirts her cousin Francisco and best friend Alek could round up, Noni was nearing the limit of her crumbling self control.

Flicking her gaze between the two, then her eyes rolled after a moment. "Alright, now that we've settled that Alek would brag if he got some tail, can we talk about something else, please?

Lisa made her reappearance, dressed in attire that differed substantially. A mixture of leather stretched across her torso, the foundation of this change of pace; its darken, smooth finish clasped with singular buckles to near arms-length guards that coiled about either of her upper arms, baring minimal flesh. A similar garter was clasped to near thigh-length stockings that bore but a smidgen of flesh between the tabbard-like drape that whisked in her own self-propelled breeze, carrying down to what resembled several-inch high platform heels. In truth, it would appear those sabatons merely had a cover over them. Still possessing a heavy claymore that was draped amongst many buckles across her back; it would be the only real indication the woman was one in the same. Messily done flaxen hair was tied up and from her face, even though it completely disobeyed how she was intended it to stay.

"Thank you.." she whispered, dark chocolate hues caught by Lisa and her rather different attire. The bullet-rolling comes to a stop as she studies, blinking. "Wow. I wouldn't have ever thought.."

Andre laughed heartily, finding it worthy of a hand to reach and touch a shoulder gently.Noni's shoulder. "Alright, Miss Sensitivity. Any suggestions, Francisco?" Glancing at him, he looked at the shiny case and widened his eyes in slight fascination. A curious look comes over his face, and he glances were Noni does. Like Noni, he too studies Lisa intently. His jaw nearly dropped.

There was, without question, a bit of flesh showing this time around; but nothing that she put any mind to. It was sheerly a change of clothing that she figured would be a better adjustment to the circumstances. Mercury-filled silvers drifted towards not one, but two pairs of eyes resting on her. "What?"

Blinking several times, he looked to Noni before even acknowledging Lisa. Eyes were on Lisa, before he grinned. "Nice outfit..." Said casually.

Noni lifted a leg and made to shove Andre into motion towards her.

Safe to say, Francisco was enthralled by his case until Lisa's 'what' snapped him back into the real world. He looked up at her and then to Andre, as calm as the eye of a storm. "I could slap you, Primo. Really, I could."

Were it not for the leathery concealment, she would be sporting enough flesh to suggest she required a street corner. Sidestepping the door, she zoned in on the nudging, the comments, and the idea that this outfit may not have been the most suitable of options.

Kicked out of his seat, he stood and rubbed at his backside. Looking back to Noni, his eyes narrowed. This was payback. Or was it? He couldn't tell. Looking towards Francisco, he grinned. "Relax, Cisco.." Looking back to Lisa, he looked to Noni with a confused look. He didn't advance any further.

Standing, she pocketed the bullets in hand, gesturing between Lisa and 'Cisco. "Lisa, this is my cousin Francisco, Francisco, this is Lisa who you just heard about. And you know Andre already," she said, dismissively flicking her fingers.

Andre looked into her expression. Moreso than her body. He looked to Noni, and rested a hand on her bicep. He brought his lips to her ear to utter a private whisper meant for only her. "She doesn't know, does she?"

"Heard about?" brows climbing for her hairline as she steps with a feline-grace towards the family trio. Even she was unfamiliar with such stealthy steps she was capable of taking without the bulk of armour weighing down on her; each subsequent step forcing her to reassure she was walking, to begin with.

"You don't properly understand, Primo." He stood as he was introduced, the case and cloth disappearing into the suit's jacket in one fluid motion, and he extended a hand towards Lisa with an air of finesse that was almost ruined by the Dragon clawing its way down the left side of his face. "Buenas noches, senorita."

Instead of responding, Noni crooked her fingers and forced them in the fleshy portion of his hand, just between his thumb and forefinger. And pinched down like a crab.

"Bwaha-nachos," she attempts to mirror the sounds of the one offering a hand. It did appear each of them had this custom, and she merely provided a rock solid grip that would make teddy bear children weep painful tears as it was clasped. The coldness of her stare lifted to the towering Argentine man.

Noni clamped her other hand over her mouth to stop the laugh that threatened to break free. Eyes dance, though, as she was relieved. There was someone who was worse at Spanish than she was.

Andre's eyes shot opened and he leaned forward, clasping his hand as he cursed. "Muerte mia conjo corajo..." He muttered. Lisa's attempt was completely missed. His pain overruled other observations. "Dios mio..." He hissed, massaging at his throbbing hand.

A tilt of her head brought to question Andre's sounds, sliding free from Cisco's grip, and silently stepping before their table. "I don't understand what you're saying." It was also probably because he was muttering, but even if not, like hell she understood any foreign language.

Almost as amazingly as a flying pig doing an aerial ballet, 'Cisco managed to maintain a level face as she murdered his beloved native tongue without mercy. He smiled slightly, while heavily appreciating her grip. "You may have to work on your enunciation, senorita." He watched as she stepped away, and a brow raised. He was slightly amused. To say the least.

She pulled her hand away from Andre's and then her mouth. "He's just a little upset today. He missed you, didn't you, Andre?" There was that sadistic glint in her eyes. If the previous actions didn't clue him in, that would. Noni was getting him back. A little.

Andre looked up towards Lisa as if a deer in headlights. The pain was still there. "Just curse words. Nothing too important.." He managed to say. Then, Noni pulled the rug from under his feet and left him to fall. All metaphorically speaking, of course. "I...did?" Looking to Noni with a grin that was all but comical.

"Excuse me?" deadpan. She was already crossing a firm boundary that she had erected five years previous; and now striking news was threatening to crumble the floor she used as support. Eyes of liquid helium locked onto Andre; glowering.

Noni slid quickly up to Lisa and bent to her ear, hoping the woman wouldn't backlash. "It's not real, you just have to pretend to like him, okay? Even if I'm not taking care of Toby anymore, I don't like leaving debts unpaid. Try to play along?"

He blinked several times. Would the blonde slice him in half? Chop him into pieces? He looked to Noni for salvation, but knew she wouldn't grant that to him. Andre didn't want this at all, and right when he had forgiven her...she decided to throw him to the wolves. A blonde haired one with the stare that could turn anyone to stone. He felt pretty stiff at the moment. Then, he waited and hid his eyes as if to not behold a macabre scene of destruction.

Lisa: Did she see a ghost? Or did Noni just whisper something to mimic a reaction similar to such? Either way, stony silvers wriggled towards Noni, head jerking that way sharply. "You want me to what him?" Still, deadpan.

Noni's face explodes into the color of a tomato, and she jumped away in surprise, nearly falling over herself.

Andre grinned hopefully. Stepping towards Noni and Lisa, he leaned towards them as if peeking into the witch's cauldron. "Do I take that as a no?" Said with a wolfish grin and eyes that were vividly jade with hope.

Francisco honestly had to place his hand on his chair to keep from falling over laughing. He was as stoic and impassive as ever, but his knuckles would've made the palest of elves cringe at the sight of them. Even without knowing, and possibly because of not knowing what was going on, this was more than hilarious.

Like a news camera attempting to find the source of the action, those eyes snapped onto Andre as her head turned; an explosion of a smile that mimicked something of a prostitute. "Oh, no, big boy.. let's not jump to conclusions..."

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Noni

Date: 2008-07-07 01:49 EST
She was clambering for something to hold onto before she fainted. She couldn't even try to look amused at this. A loud squeak came from her as she bumped into 'Cisco, and whirled around.

He actually planted a hand on Noni's shoulder as she spun to face him, and his head lowered to meet it as well as he started to shake from silent laughter.

His eyes widened, and he paled. "Who's jumping to conclusions? I just wanted to make sure?" He wasn't even sure of what excuse could shield him from such a...statement. "Uh..." He was at a loss for words, to say the least. He even took a step back, nearly walking into a chair. He looked to the laughing Older cousin and the squeaker of a younger one. Now, he was confused.

She has to hold onto 'Cisco's arm to keep from wilting like a flower, and like a vice, it bit down. It was too much shock, too much horror, too much emotion for such a short period of time. Noni was just thankful her back was to Lisa so she missed her looks.

Fingers full of mirth, a spider's twitching leg recently severed from the body, lifted in the direction of the retreating Andre, light steps leading herself on a pursuit of the Argentine male. What was once a stone-cold woman had turned into something of a giggling child; mirth filling either silver eye to the brim. "Why don't you take a seat..."

His eyes widened. He felt like a mouse at its last moments of life before a vicious Tigress. His mouth was slightly opened. Words wanted to escape him, but he didn't know which to choose. Or how to put them in understandable order. The blonde had him terrified. Her silvery eyes had his jade ones in a lock of doom-like proportions. He feared for his life. The next thing he knew, he sat himself down and looked to his cousins in urgency. "Are you feeling alright...? You're acting strange..." Said with a nervous chuckle and an even more nervous grin.

"Dios mio, Noni, que le hizo para decir a ella?" It was urgently said, but quiet enough so prevent him from bursting out laughing.

Twitchy fingers rose to undo the various ties that held her hair up, flaxen cascading down the nape of her neck and shaken out like she were preparing for a head-and-shoulders commercial. Her dark smile, and equally dark eyes, said something entirely different from what she was presenting as an over-the-top demeanor, sliding her slender, lithe figure right on over his lap in a straddle. Draping either hand over a shoulder, she'd lean into him with a shove that was dangerously forceful, a whisper moving for an ear that was more breathy than much else. "Act up, and I'll strip your head off before you know where the #$%^&* went, got it?"

"I-I have no idea." Staring out the window, refusing to turn around, still gripping onto 'Cisco's arm like she'd die if she let go. She knew one thing: Andre was going to kill her.

Andre was reluctant enough to be open to this plan. But now? He was regretting his acceptance of it entirely. Stiffly, his eyes were wide and his hands stayed far from her legs. He nodded, but then he returned a timid, slightly fearful whisper of his own. "Define act up, please?" It was barely uttered without stuttering. Literally, Andre was terrified for his life.

She wasted no time continuing the softness of her words; her rules already in set in stone before she was even asked. "Don't touch me, don't kiss me. If we have to act like something, I'll do it. And don't look so sullen, we're going to have a blast together.." she said with her own dark humor being applied. It may have very well been what Lisa was, beneath all the blank emotions and stony appearances. Shrugging back from Andre, a gloved finger beeped him on the nose gently, offering a wink that stated she already reverted to the child-like demeanor that was in place for this particular act. "I love him! What a cutie."

'Cisco couldn't help but watch as she more or less forced herself onto his little cousin, and he then had calmed to the point where he could speak lowly to Noni. At the same time, his grip on her shoulder turned more to a consoling pat/hug on the back.

Noni lurched to the consolation, her eyes moving slowly up to 'Cisco's for they felt like they were cemented in place. Her face was expressionless, beat red, but expressionless. She dares a glance back through her puffy curls. " .. oh my god."

He sagged into the chair, his right eye twitching as if a corpse from a radioactive blast. Responded quickly, he muttered something to her as he rubbed his legs furiously. "Wouldn't want to. I want to live..." He was several skin shades lighter than usual. It was as if it was he looking at a ghost. Of himself. After being slaughtered by this blonde-haired sword-zilla named...Lisa. Ecstatic, he sat in his chair motionlessly. The only signs of life was his chest rising and falling. And an occasional blink of his eyes.

She was back to a stance, whirling in place to such a degree that she may topple over from the momentum. Bending forward, with a finger pressing to perked lips suggestively, another wink was given. This time, to the pair that were watching. "We're lovers," giggle! And, like a vacuum that sucked an entire ant hill right on up and into its bag, that demeanor whisked away. All that was left was Lisa; who she commonly appeared as before each and every person in the sheer public. "How is that? Is there something you want different done?" blankly.

Eventually, he groggily sat upright in his chair. Unsure if he had any say in the matter, he looked to Noni square in the eyes. If looks could kill, Noni would be a pile of ashes by now. "Well, Noni. Any other ideas?" Asked with the same fatality his look suggested. Oh, and they weren't suggestions. They were promises deposited in advance to attend to at the opportune moment. That moment being when Lisa wasn't near.

She was lucky she had endured the trials she had, otherwise, there was no way she could have handled Andre's stare. And even so, she wasn't handling it well. Noni sucked in a breath to steady herself, then began to move to Lisa to continue to inform her of the situation. "I'll see this as your favor to me. It's just a show between you two, you don't need to really like him. Just pretend to when you're in the same room and in public. So for everyone's sake, let's say we keep that to a bare minimum?" She's careful to turn her back on Andre, but once she does, she realizes the idiocy of this decision. And somehow, she can't rectify it.

He couldn't help but shrug slightly, and gave her a final pat on the shoulder. It was even more perfectly-focused by both of their afterthoughts. Francisco decided that Andre would need a severe amount of alcohol put in his blood before he could be left alone with Noni. It wasn't a simple decision, but even he was feeling uneasy from the look Noni was getting.

A dip of her chin announced her understanding of the method; the suggestion being placed into memory. "I will remember such," in a hushed tone that didn't quite compete with Noni's whisper.

As if that last whisper could save her from anything, Noni lowered back down to the soles of her feet, and cleared her throat. The assassin was lost for words.

A step was taken back from Noni, a finger inching into Noni to provide distance. "I think we're going to require at least three feet apart from one another, from now on."

Noni nods once to Lisa, then backs away. "'Cisco, you're making me a drink later. Folding her arms as she goes, careful to try and stay out of Andre's reach lest he be packing some sort of knife he wanted to use on her.

Andre remained seated. He brought his hands together, one hand rubbing and kneading at the pressure point pinched by Noni earlier. However, with the look on his face, a gun being shined by a cloth would've been a coordinating prop rather than his bare hands.

"You know, I think I should make everybody a drink later. Matter of fact, several of them." He clasped his hands together and rubbed them vigorously. This would be fun to see play out. He hung back, for the moment. This was the kind of crossfire he hated most. Familial, and political.

"I'm not going to lie, that sounds great right now."

Francisco sighed mightily, and moved to the table. He put his hands down on it, and took on a look he usually did before going to work. His eyes were as black as space, and his voice became heavy and hardened. "Oy, Andre. Don't blame Noni, you know she's got your safety in mind." He could get that Andre didn't like the situation. Covers were often like that. But, if it kept him alive, 'Cisco didn't really see him having a way out of it.

Then, he stood from his chair. It caused a loud scraping noise across the floor. Palms flat on the table, he turned on his heel and headed for the door. He gave a final look to Noni and Francisco as he stood and whipped his head towards the door. Heading out before Lisa, he was gone into the city of Rhy'din. He needed a walk. He didn't answer Francisco. And out he went, with no intentions of speaking to anyone for the rest of the blasted night.

And Noni crumpled forward onto the table, her forehead meeting it with a dull thud, rippling her curls like water.

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