Topic: NIMA APPRECIATION THREAD : CAPSLOCK EDITION

Nima

Date: 2012-01-16 16:44 EST
Because she is the most
B E A U T I F U L

"I've been asked this question many, MANY times.
"Nima, why are you the most beautiful" and the answer is always the same.
"Because I am the most beautiful. Do you ask a bird why it soars, do you ask a fish why it swims? It is just how things are to be."
My, my.. How troublesome it is to be this beautiful!"

~ Nima

Nima

Date: 2012-01-16 17:08 EST
Things that are important to me, Nima, the most beautiful in all the realms.

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My Lamix. Isn't she beautiful? Many say "Nima, your beauty will be tarnished by standing next to such a hideous beast!" but I must say that you are incorrect! Lamix may not be as beautiful as I, but I am a firm believer in the beauty held inside a person!

I will believe it even more the day she stops playing her little games. For some odd reason she feels the need to *NOT* make love to me!

Gasp! I know, right?!

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My Mother. Though she is not as beautiful as I (Sorry Mother!), she is who I could count as a possible rival or at least the number two to my beauty.. But, I am the clear winner since there is a rather LARGE age gap between us! Oh ho ho~! She is currently retired after I gained position over the Tower, something that could be seen as technically cheating.. but with the council in my pocket, I make the rules!

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My other mother, who I lovingly call Mom. Now you ask Nima "Nima, why do you have two mothers? Are you adopted?" Ha! My creation was something you Rhy'Din plebeians will never understand. Now, My Mom is a woman who is unlike any other! Not only was she the one to take hold of my Mothers heart, but she is also one of the few who have attained the status of Siovanui! Something I, myself, am on par with in my own magical way (and beautiful way). She is also, gasp, currently pregnant! Might I soon have a little sister who may compete with my beauty? Or a little brother.. Who I can dress up as a little sister! Only time will tell!

I also have a sister, Seirichi, but I will not mention more than that. Her jealousy of my beauty is astounding.

Nima

Date: 2012-01-16 17:16 EST
Plebeians? I meant kindhearted, sweet, and loving Rhy'Din public.

Please be sure to vote for me once more in the next Adenna Swimsuit Competition!

Nima

Date: 2012-01-16 17:26 EST
I must also report that I met with the runner up in the Adenna Swimsuit Competition Public Poll. Katt.. Something, Her last name is not important. While Aurast was busying himself doing Nima knows what (Yes, I am a goddess so I may refer to myself as such. I am the most beautiful after all!), I felt the need to investigate! Zoe, who was my toy for the night, had fallen asleep after what I could call a lackluster performance of her love making duty, so I had to occupy myself some other way!

Enter the Dragon! (Or the Red Dragon Inn)

Once more, Aurast was being a total idiot (See: Seirichi).
For some strange reason he was at odds with this cute, innocent Katt girl! So, being the most beautiful, I stepped in the way and demanded that she make love to me. I do not think she understood, as she was far too busy being completely smitten by my obvious beauty.

Long story short. I grew bored with her and went back to Zoe. Who I promptly woke up and demanded she do her deed to please me.

If only it was this easy with my Lamix!

Nima

Date: 2012-01-16 17:36 EST
Janis seems to be currently upset with me. Saying such things as: "Nima, You are just like your sister!"

Excuse me? Do I constantly ask for thirds at dinner and never place in the top three in beauty competitions?

Nima

Date: 2012-01-18 00:41 EST
I, Nima, once more ventured to the dreadful Red Dragon Inn.

Today I saw not only a naked homeless man, but a woman who felt the need to flash her knife! Perhaps she was perplexed by my beauty and needed to distract herself with something sharp and shining. Oh ho ho~ You know how those foolish Rhy'Din dwellers are!

Aurast proved himself, yet again, to be quite the idiot! Not only did he speak with a woman of lesser beauty (Which is alright now that I think about it. He could simply be intimidated by my beauty. No, not could.. IS!), but he also completely ignored me at times! I, Nima, must be the center of attention! Does he not know who I am?!

Every cloud has a silver lining, and the bright side to this visit? We finally borrowed a motorized vehicle! I was allowed to finally live one of my many dreams: being that delicious chocolate boy from Tokyo Drift! This, of course, made Aurast the unlikeable hillbilly, but he played the part rather well.

Note to self: Hug Lamix twice tonight.
1: Because I love her.
2: So that perhaps my beauty may rub off on her.

Lamix A.M.

Date: 2012-01-18 00:52 EST
On a small note to whom it may concern:

"Putting my business out there for all to see isn't going to get you and me busting bedsprings any faster. Please stop it. " - Lamix

Nima

Date: 2012-01-18 00:54 EST
Oh Lamix. You do know the more you shy away, the more I want you!

Lamix A.M.

Date: 2012-01-18 01:07 EST
Well that's true, at least.... but one thing isn't very clear: What do you do when someone is already spoken for?

You never even ASKED if I like women like that.

Nima

Date: 2012-01-18 01:09 EST
Top Ten Reasons
<3 Why I Love Lamix <3

1: She's adorable
2: She feels the need to deny me a passionate time together
3: Her odd piercings that I cannot help but chuckle at
4: "Beauty and the Beast"
5: Her need to sleep at the far corner of the bed when we sleep together
6: The bright red color that comes onto her face when I barge into the bathroom (While she's occupying it)
7: The way she squeals and yelps out after I barge into the bathroom
8: The way she finally submits and quiets herself when she realizes there is no way she can force me to leave the bathroom. I then usually proceed to brush my teeth.
9: Her choice of dark clothing.
10: Because I am the Most Beautiful in her eyes!

Lamix A.M.

Date: 2012-01-18 01:10 EST
Oh God, No.

Nima

Date: 2012-01-18 01:10 EST
You never even ASKED if I like women like that.

I find it simply hilarious! Of course you like women! You adore me!

Mia Evans

Date: 2012-01-18 01:16 EST
...Ya'll n*@&!'s on some p&@*! a$$ s&*( right now, you know that?

Nima.

If you as serious as you say you is then you gonna need to stop chasin' tail every other which way and concentrate. Go hard, go in...but most importantly? Go get what you want before I have to tell Saya who's been stealing her panties from her locker in the past two weeks.

Lamix.

Grow a f*#&@!( pair and fishbake that s&#* girl, damn. Acting like a lil' p*@&$ gonna kill you.

Nima

Date: 2012-01-18 01:19 EST
Dear Mia,

Your ghetto knowledge (and slang) is quite confusing, but even I, Nima, can understand it enough.

I could, how you put it.. Stop chasin' tail.. But Lamix would have to offer me much more than a simple relationship as a counter balance!

I have NEEDS, you know!

Nima

Date: 2012-01-18 01:20 EST
.. and I have not been stealing any panties. Such things are below me. Perhaps it was Lamix? It could be the reason why she shows so little interest in me..

I might have to do something about Saya..

Lamix A.M.

Date: 2012-01-18 01:22 EST
Which, therein, lies the problem Nima! I'm not offering anything! I have nothing TO offer! Offerings are done! No more offering!

Mia Evans

Date: 2012-01-18 01:23 EST
You right, Nima. Ain't no one know who stole Saya's panties.

...not until just now, though. :) Lil' FREAKALEEEEK~

Nima

Date: 2012-01-18 01:30 EST
Which, therein, lies the problem Nima! I'm not offering anything! I have nothing TO offer! Offerings are done! No more offering!

Your eternal love and soul would be sufficient. Can you not see that my heart beats for you? How my body BURNS for your touch? How I long to feel your body so close to my own?! The longer you make me wait, the more I fall in love with you.

My Mothers, in their early relationship, were separated; yet love still bloomed! You do not think just because you deny me that I will simply walk away? Oh, no, no, no.. You will be mine.

Now to answer the panties question. Perhaps it was my sister? She does feel the need to wear others clothing when her own are dirty.

Lamix A.M.

Date: 2012-01-18 01:32 EST
That does it I am leaving this place tonight. I am packing ALL of my bags. Don't expect to find me when you get back here, Nima.

Nima

Date: 2012-01-18 01:34 EST
Lamix. Sometimes you play the fool, but I know you house a brain inside that lovely little head of yours.

Leaving? What will that accomplish? Do you really think I will not find you? Honey, you need to calm yourself down and rethink your life plan.. It is obvious that you cannot win in this situation.

Seirichi

Date: 2012-01-18 01:37 EST
Oi, Lamix. Don't listen to her threats. I got a couch with your name on it if you want to get away.

Lamix A.M.

Date: 2012-01-18 01:38 EST
She makes me not want to live on this planet anymore, Seirichi.

Mia Evans

Date: 2012-01-18 01:40 EST
And God Forbid you do somethin' stupid and kill yourself out of desperation. 'Cause then Nima's gonna find your body, girl. And then...HEH HEH HEH!!

Seirichi

Date: 2012-01-18 01:40 EST
Twenty five years, Kid. Try and imagine it for a second.

Oh. Mia. I'll get the underwear back to Saya in a few days. I just need to wash them.

Mia Evans

Date: 2012-01-18 01:41 EST
....Really, Seirichi? Really.

Seirichi

Date: 2012-01-18 01:43 EST
I needed a clean pair. It's not my fault I'm terrible at laundry.

Nima

Date: 2012-01-18 01:50 EST
I think you all are forgetting something important (and Beautiful!).

M E

Lamix. Do you really dislike me so? After giving you food, shelter, and clothing? Do you really feel the need to keep away from me? Possibly the only person in all of time and space who loves you? These feelings must be new to you, I know.. The love you have for me is foreign and strange. I may be coming on too strong, but only know that I do so for your own sake!

Please, reconsider leaving. Stay at the Inn. I, Nima, will come and visit.. You may wear something visibly pleasing to my eyes, and then I will take you out on the town. Do not worry, it will be completely friendly in nature.

Mia Evans

Date: 2012-01-18 01:52 EST
I bet she's blushin'. Just sayin'.

Lamix A.M.

Date: 2012-01-18 01:53 EST
I'll think about it.

AND I'M NOT BLUSHING!

Nima

Date: 2012-01-18 01:57 EST
I'll think about it.
Oh my. Do not keep me waiting for long. My heart cannot take such torture.

I bet she's blushin'. Just sayin'.
Oh ho ho~. Her blush is something I find to be most beautiful.
Of course, mine is more Beautiful (Because I am the Most Beautiful).

Mia Evans

Date: 2012-01-18 02:02 EST
You alright, Nima. Just remember. You only need to take away that lucky seven to make Seirichi number 1 in my book. AIN'T THAT RIGHT, SEVENTEEN!

Seirichi

Date: 2012-01-18 02:05 EST
.. I have no idea what you're talking about.

Seirichi

Date: 2012-01-18 02:10 EST
Janis seems to be currently upset with me. Saying such things as: "Nima, You are just like your sister!"

Excuse me? Do I constantly ask for thirds at dinner and never place in the top three in beauty competitions?
I hate you so much right now.