Topic: The Fat Man

Bugszy

Date: 2006-04-22 15:14 EST
The first time Kristia had laid eyes on Willie, the Horse Nilly; was at the Marketplace.

The redhead was strolling down the cobbled roads, casting a gaze back and forth between the vendors. She wasn't looking for anything in particular, more interested in taking in the sights and sounds of the people bustling around. Since her return it was one of the first opportunities she'd had to just walk around. Most everything looked the same. The faces were different and the products offered varied a little, but it was the same chaotic haggling that she remembered.

"Have a look, lovely lady. A spot o' faerie dust for you. Make any man, any man indeed fall right on o'er you!" One merchant shouted out, enthusiastically shaking around a vial that had the sparkling dust inside.

Kristia snorted, followed by a shake of her head.

"As if I needed some ridiculous dust for that to happen." She approached the same merchant's booth, crossing her arms over her chest.

"What other trinkets do you have?" She browsed the selection for a few moments. Picking out a couple things, she handed a few silver over to the merchant. She walked away from the booth with three vials in hand. Tomb Dust, Fire Dust, and Salt of Tears.

She placed her newly acquired things into her satchel, sauntering onwards. Amongst all of the hustle and bustle of the Market, there was one person who stood out like a sore thumb. That, was Willie.

He didn't have a booth. That was most likely because the fellow wouldn't be able to fit behind a booth. He was short and round; and his belly stuck out quite far. His face matched his stomach, round, with fat chipmunk cheeks and large lips. She couldn't see any hair because of the ridiculous looking straw-hat on his head It was obvious that he was a farmer, dressed in a pair of faded overalls without a shirt beneath the outfit. Ripped and torn legs, the overalls had stains all over. It looked as though the man had ate, slept, worked, and played for weeks in that same pair of overalls. Chances are he had.

Kristia scoffed at the man, but with a second glance she took more of an interest. His hands held the reigns attached to the mouth of a tanned horse, who's head was crouched over, happily snacking down some grass.

"Horse for sale! Horse for sale! Beautiful seven-year old gelding. Perfect temperament. Come take a look," Willie was shouting out repetitively. He gave the horse a tug with the reigns but the creature didn't move.

Bugszy

Date: 2006-04-23 23:00 EST
Kristia walked around the man to get a better look at horse. The creature appeared to be healthy, standing about 16 hands and a muscled frame. It's tail was swishing happily, completely involved the midday snack. The horse gave no noticed to her or anyone else for that matter.

"Looking for a horse, little lady? Don't you go no further, I'm Willie the Horse Nilly," then Willie made a ridiculous whiny sound, "Best horses in town, guaranteed, it don't get no better then this."

What a fool, Kristia thought. Willie the Horse Nilly, indeed. That didn't even make any sense. She should have walked away right then but this was the first person in town that she'd seen selling horses and was in need of one.

"How much are you asking for the equine?" She asked as she placed a hand on the horses' side. Sliding her hand down the length of the horse's back leg she gave a pull at his ankle to get the animal to raise his foot. Inspecting the condition of the shoe.

"Fifteen hundred. Give him a ride. You'll never find a better horse then this! Never ever, I says." Willie offered her the reigns of the creature, which Kristia gingerly accepted. Giving a firm tug, the horse looked over at her. She then pulled the reigns back over the horses head and left it draped over the saddle horn. One foot into the stirrup iron, she hoisted herself onto the saddle. Giving a squeeze with her legs, the animal began a walk around the marketplace.

Even though there wasn't much room for the animal to really take off, Kristia got the horse to walk, trot, and into a very short canter. The horse moved beautifully and responded to the slightest movement of the reign. After a few minutes of an enjoyable ride, Kristia returned the animal to Willie and slid down the horse. She gave the man a nod.

"He's very graceful. I'll take him. A anthro-boy will come down a little later with the funds. I expect for you to deliver the horse to my home by tomorrow morning. He'll give you directions."

Kristia began the walk back towards the center of the marketplace, turning once again to add a threat. Just for good measure.

"Oh. And if I find out that this creature is somehow lame and you're selling me damaged goods, I will certainly hunt you down, retrieve my money and give you a good whipping. And if you even think of taking my money and running, I will slice off your ears and sew your mouth shut while you sleep."

She then flashed Willie, who was now standing there looking dumbfounded, a pretty grin and continued walking.

Bugszy

Date: 2006-05-30 10:08 EST
The next morning Kristia was awoken by a nervous Ky. The anthro was standing over her bed, gently nudging her with his furry hands.

"Uhm.. Mistress.. Your horse came.. and I don't think you're going to be happy."

She got up, wearing nothing but her underwear, and stormed outside. Kristia wasn't very modest at home. She stepped outside, arms crossed and a frown written on her face. It was hard to miss the four-legged creature.

The horse, which most certainly wasn't the creature from the day before, looked as if it was a walking corpse. Same color as the other horse but there was no muscular shape to this animal, it was all ribs and bones. One eye starred sadly back at her, the other was squinted shut, full of mucus. Patches of missing hair and irritated skin all over the animal's body, Kristia almost felt bad for the creature. She placed a hand on the horse's face as she examined his body, letting out a heavy sigh.

"This is terrible. Take this animal to the back and shoot it. Put it out of it's misery," She told Ky. She was surprised when the anthro responded with a nod. Usually Ky would throw up a protest over killing any creature but even he recognized how much pain the horse must be in. How many days had the animal gone without eating? It could have been weeks.

Kristia promptly turned on her bare feet, whipping around to head back into the Manor, leaving Ky and the horse alone. She went to get dressed, her eyes narrowed as she contemplated the many ways of how to deal with cheating fat men.

Stab them? No.. they had layers of fat to protect vital organs and from any real damage, unless she went digging and that was messy.

Shoot him? Too quick and painless. Where was the fun in that?

Skinning? Now that sounded like an idea!