Wars, they never change do they. Grime, mud, blood and eventually somebody is gonna end up breaking a nail, and you know how much that can hurt, even worse when you dont expect it, and trust me you never expect it. It always surprises you, and it always hurts. Wars generally suck, I dont care how battle hardened you are and how many people you have claimed to see get blown up from the inside out, they all suck.
This is the story of the dreaded event known only as Code B...well ok it has a couple of names, personally I like the name "Revenge of the Super Psychic Vampire from Hell". Yeah, Code B is better, but I like the longer name better.
So, lets talk about how this all began. It all began on a dark night..as most nights usually are pretty dark so no surprises here, you would have been confused if I had said "A bright and sunny night" Yeah you just know that would not have gone over so well in the logic department of your mind. Anyway...Yes, a dark and calm night in a secret lab just south of the middle of nowhere, some evil mad genius was hard at work.
Keep in mind fellow mad scientists, keep normal 9 to 5 hours, strange things happen at night, just like this night was destined to be one of those strange nights. This mad genius was determined to discover the secret of psychic vampirism, and he would have done it too if it were not for that pesky old pizza box. Kids, let this be a lesson to you, throw the pizza boxes away or at least recycle them, once empty they will cause you nothing but trouble and grief.
This pizza box became the tool of the devil we all like to call simple physics. The Mad scientist guy went into a strange "Ive done it " Monologue to himself and the corners of his very advanced lab when IT happened. Yes, he made the fatal mistake of walking backwards. Never ever under any conditions ever walk backwards, unless of course you are being chased by a New mexico skinwalker, then it is important you retrace your exact steps, backwards. Any other time, do not walk backwards because things like this happen.
The scientist's foot stepped into the box, the grease from the box came on to the floor and just like that all traction was lost, footing, sweet and dependable stablity gone forever. The guy slipped and fell backwards right into some really strange, but apparently vital equipment. For some odd reason when ever people fall back into strange equipment, they get fried, dont ask me why I dont know either it just happens, ok? This guy was no different and his life ended right there in a final blaze of glory and electric sparking power.
This inturn set off a chain of events that everybody sees coming, the power dies and the lab goes dark, well not completely dark because there is always a strange light source making it sorta not completely dark, and oddly, this light source always seems to be red, a deep, dark room type red. The chamber destablized , as is it is expected to. Again If you are a mad scientist, please, for the love of all things sane, invest in a backup generator, your neighbors and the rest of the world will thank you even if your not alive to hear it.
The monster of this story is no different than you, but is much more like me than you could ever imagine. The evil force was awoken and came out of the chamber, it was all spooky and movie like. The red light really made the effect all the more scary, but unfortunately nobody was around to see this, so you will just have to use your imagination as best as you can. I know. It is hard but I think you will somehow manage it.
The monster, is a psychic vampire. What is a psychic vampire. If you said a vampire that can see the future, well you are wrong, and of course, the weakest link, goodbye. Actually a Psy vamp, as people call ones like us are people that take your energy at will, we walk through a mall, go to places and just kinda suck you dry. We dont make our own energy so well so we need yours. Thing is you can not tell one of us, from a normal person, we obviously have the advantage here!
This Psy-vamp was different though he was a Super Psychic Vampire, or in Dragonball Z terms "Ive never seen a power level that high, man we are so screwed!" Or something like that. He had a name, what was this name, we called him, Joe. Joe is a Super Psychic Vampire and there is no legend I can compare him to, other wise I would make a cool comparison to something from along time ago, this isnt your lucky day I suppose. Joe is something new, something, I suppose has the potential to be pretty dangerous since he can kill people just by getting near them, I would say that qualifies to be in the bad catagory, you might not agree with me, thats you, not me.
Joe was pretty average, not some perfect example of humanity, no Joe was pretty normal, about 6'2 250 pounds, hell his only job for the past ten years, he was a dishwasher, this guy could clean like you would not believe. One day at work he was so overwhelmed with dishes, his hidden deadly talent came out. He killed everybody he worked with, all the customers, everybody that was in a thirty foot radius of the building, by sucking them dry all of their energies. I know what your thinking by now and you should do well to follow your mind about this. Never piss off the Dishwasher, because you just never know, so respect the cleaning ones and do what they ask and you just may avoid this little fate of being killed, because as we all know, being killed can ruin your entire day.
Joe liked his new powers and decided to of course, use them to get revenge on society. What ever society did to him, we may never know really we still think its all in his head. That being the case, lots of people died that day. the goverment finally had to use the most effective weapon they had, Cheerleaders. Does this not make sense, have you ever known a cheerleader, they have enough energy to talk on the phone for hours and hours, needless to say, not even Joe could take all that energy, but he tried, and it short circuited his mind and knocked him right the hell out.
Joe was transformed by the experience, and he became super, if you dont get it by now that super means stronger or enhanced, you are hopeless, and I know some people will not get it until they got to this point, you know who you are, or maybe you don't.
Flash forward to the here and now, Joe was stalking a town. I dont know how you can stalk an entire town, but I suppose this is a advantage of being a SPV...Super Psychic Vampire for those of you who have not caught on yet. Yep, he was stalking the whole town at once, Joe was no longer human, but a full formed monster...that still looked human and if he got hungry he still might stop into a fast food place, but I doubt it.
Joe, the SPV of Doom was now getting his revenge against a town that had nothing to do with him in anyway. I guess revenge isnt an exact science all the time, as long as people die I suppose its good enough to pass for revenge. At anyrate, lets get to the killing, the good part everybody waits for in any movie, this is no mystery story you all know who the killer is, I already skipped to the end of the story for you, see, I am nice sometimes.
Joe is a destroyer, plain and simple, and of course what he does best is destroy things, living things his assualt on the town began on the east side, lucky for the town it was a friday night and everybody was gathered on the east side so they could see him coming if they looked, unlucky for the town...it was a friday night and everybody was gathered in one place and made them an easy snack.
The carnage on the east side however, was unknown to the morons of the west side, all four of them who thought they were wizards, or summoners or some damn thing. It is always the morons that get it right though, do you ever notice that sometimes? The expert can do something his whole life and never get it, some newbie comes along and does it the first time, causing the said expert to commit suicide out of disbelief, these were those morons. They some how summoned me, yeah they summoned the eternal and all powerful and...what this is my story I can emblish my self all I like thank you very much...Abyss. You know me as Bob.
I showed up and figured this was a normal deal making venture, but then I saw it happening, more like felt that energy sucking monster from way over here, I am good at things like this and I turned the four summoners inside out with a casual flick of my wrist, but made sure they would stay alive. So I am alittle sadistic, I cant help it. I have therapy three times a week to help me out. And away I went to check out the show.
And it was not too terribly exciting, I have to say it did not live up to the hype I was expecting, sure people were dropping dead and screaming and the thin illusion of human morality fell apart before me, I was kinda expecting alittle bit of carnage. Ive seen a Advlioan War Beast do worse than this, I mean come on you know what I am talking about right? Of course you do, I mean who does not?!
So there I was. I was sitting floating there in the sky watching it all and the earthlings just kinda stared at me, you would think they had never seen a floating all powerful entity before, I...oh wait this IS earth, my bad..my mistake.
Joe and I then saw eachother, he wanted my energy and I thought he was crazy for wanting my energy, so he was deterimined to get it. Poor guy never stood a chance, but it was fun making him think he did, so I did something I often do alot, I acted and fell out of the sky, acted like I was doomed. Honestly I have no idea how a doomed person acts, I went the scared route and hoped it was convincing, it worked like a charm. Like a gay guy at a backstreet boys concert, he was coming at me in a wild frenzy. I had no intention of letting him get that close, and trust me you would have opted to do the same.
Joe, as I said before never stood a chance against me and here was my chance to prove it. I stood up in dramatic anime fashion and did the classic, yet never goes out of style "Energy wave attack" Lets just say when it hit, there was nothing left of Joe...or for that matter the rest of the town. I had accidently blew up the whole town. Sometimes I over do it abit, this qualifies as one of those times. Well a bit of debris fell on my forefinger and there it went, the nail broke. No I was not expecting it and yes it did hurt, but dont tell anybody that, they will think I am a wuss for sure and we cant have every wanna be hero thinking they can beat me, because they cant and never will either.
Bob the hero, or Bob the sadistic, evil, destroyer of small defenseless towns? You make the call, its a collect call and yes, I will accept the charges.
This is the story of the dreaded event known only as Code B...well ok it has a couple of names, personally I like the name "Revenge of the Super Psychic Vampire from Hell". Yeah, Code B is better, but I like the longer name better.
So, lets talk about how this all began. It all began on a dark night..as most nights usually are pretty dark so no surprises here, you would have been confused if I had said "A bright and sunny night" Yeah you just know that would not have gone over so well in the logic department of your mind. Anyway...Yes, a dark and calm night in a secret lab just south of the middle of nowhere, some evil mad genius was hard at work.
Keep in mind fellow mad scientists, keep normal 9 to 5 hours, strange things happen at night, just like this night was destined to be one of those strange nights. This mad genius was determined to discover the secret of psychic vampirism, and he would have done it too if it were not for that pesky old pizza box. Kids, let this be a lesson to you, throw the pizza boxes away or at least recycle them, once empty they will cause you nothing but trouble and grief.
This pizza box became the tool of the devil we all like to call simple physics. The Mad scientist guy went into a strange "Ive done it " Monologue to himself and the corners of his very advanced lab when IT happened. Yes, he made the fatal mistake of walking backwards. Never ever under any conditions ever walk backwards, unless of course you are being chased by a New mexico skinwalker, then it is important you retrace your exact steps, backwards. Any other time, do not walk backwards because things like this happen.
The scientist's foot stepped into the box, the grease from the box came on to the floor and just like that all traction was lost, footing, sweet and dependable stablity gone forever. The guy slipped and fell backwards right into some really strange, but apparently vital equipment. For some odd reason when ever people fall back into strange equipment, they get fried, dont ask me why I dont know either it just happens, ok? This guy was no different and his life ended right there in a final blaze of glory and electric sparking power.
This inturn set off a chain of events that everybody sees coming, the power dies and the lab goes dark, well not completely dark because there is always a strange light source making it sorta not completely dark, and oddly, this light source always seems to be red, a deep, dark room type red. The chamber destablized , as is it is expected to. Again If you are a mad scientist, please, for the love of all things sane, invest in a backup generator, your neighbors and the rest of the world will thank you even if your not alive to hear it.
The monster of this story is no different than you, but is much more like me than you could ever imagine. The evil force was awoken and came out of the chamber, it was all spooky and movie like. The red light really made the effect all the more scary, but unfortunately nobody was around to see this, so you will just have to use your imagination as best as you can. I know. It is hard but I think you will somehow manage it.
The monster, is a psychic vampire. What is a psychic vampire. If you said a vampire that can see the future, well you are wrong, and of course, the weakest link, goodbye. Actually a Psy vamp, as people call ones like us are people that take your energy at will, we walk through a mall, go to places and just kinda suck you dry. We dont make our own energy so well so we need yours. Thing is you can not tell one of us, from a normal person, we obviously have the advantage here!
This Psy-vamp was different though he was a Super Psychic Vampire, or in Dragonball Z terms "Ive never seen a power level that high, man we are so screwed!" Or something like that. He had a name, what was this name, we called him, Joe. Joe is a Super Psychic Vampire and there is no legend I can compare him to, other wise I would make a cool comparison to something from along time ago, this isnt your lucky day I suppose. Joe is something new, something, I suppose has the potential to be pretty dangerous since he can kill people just by getting near them, I would say that qualifies to be in the bad catagory, you might not agree with me, thats you, not me.
Joe was pretty average, not some perfect example of humanity, no Joe was pretty normal, about 6'2 250 pounds, hell his only job for the past ten years, he was a dishwasher, this guy could clean like you would not believe. One day at work he was so overwhelmed with dishes, his hidden deadly talent came out. He killed everybody he worked with, all the customers, everybody that was in a thirty foot radius of the building, by sucking them dry all of their energies. I know what your thinking by now and you should do well to follow your mind about this. Never piss off the Dishwasher, because you just never know, so respect the cleaning ones and do what they ask and you just may avoid this little fate of being killed, because as we all know, being killed can ruin your entire day.
Joe liked his new powers and decided to of course, use them to get revenge on society. What ever society did to him, we may never know really we still think its all in his head. That being the case, lots of people died that day. the goverment finally had to use the most effective weapon they had, Cheerleaders. Does this not make sense, have you ever known a cheerleader, they have enough energy to talk on the phone for hours and hours, needless to say, not even Joe could take all that energy, but he tried, and it short circuited his mind and knocked him right the hell out.
Joe was transformed by the experience, and he became super, if you dont get it by now that super means stronger or enhanced, you are hopeless, and I know some people will not get it until they got to this point, you know who you are, or maybe you don't.
Flash forward to the here and now, Joe was stalking a town. I dont know how you can stalk an entire town, but I suppose this is a advantage of being a SPV...Super Psychic Vampire for those of you who have not caught on yet. Yep, he was stalking the whole town at once, Joe was no longer human, but a full formed monster...that still looked human and if he got hungry he still might stop into a fast food place, but I doubt it.
Joe, the SPV of Doom was now getting his revenge against a town that had nothing to do with him in anyway. I guess revenge isnt an exact science all the time, as long as people die I suppose its good enough to pass for revenge. At anyrate, lets get to the killing, the good part everybody waits for in any movie, this is no mystery story you all know who the killer is, I already skipped to the end of the story for you, see, I am nice sometimes.
Joe is a destroyer, plain and simple, and of course what he does best is destroy things, living things his assualt on the town began on the east side, lucky for the town it was a friday night and everybody was gathered on the east side so they could see him coming if they looked, unlucky for the town...it was a friday night and everybody was gathered in one place and made them an easy snack.
The carnage on the east side however, was unknown to the morons of the west side, all four of them who thought they were wizards, or summoners or some damn thing. It is always the morons that get it right though, do you ever notice that sometimes? The expert can do something his whole life and never get it, some newbie comes along and does it the first time, causing the said expert to commit suicide out of disbelief, these were those morons. They some how summoned me, yeah they summoned the eternal and all powerful and...what this is my story I can emblish my self all I like thank you very much...Abyss. You know me as Bob.
I showed up and figured this was a normal deal making venture, but then I saw it happening, more like felt that energy sucking monster from way over here, I am good at things like this and I turned the four summoners inside out with a casual flick of my wrist, but made sure they would stay alive. So I am alittle sadistic, I cant help it. I have therapy three times a week to help me out. And away I went to check out the show.
And it was not too terribly exciting, I have to say it did not live up to the hype I was expecting, sure people were dropping dead and screaming and the thin illusion of human morality fell apart before me, I was kinda expecting alittle bit of carnage. Ive seen a Advlioan War Beast do worse than this, I mean come on you know what I am talking about right? Of course you do, I mean who does not?!
So there I was. I was sitting floating there in the sky watching it all and the earthlings just kinda stared at me, you would think they had never seen a floating all powerful entity before, I...oh wait this IS earth, my bad..my mistake.
Joe and I then saw eachother, he wanted my energy and I thought he was crazy for wanting my energy, so he was deterimined to get it. Poor guy never stood a chance, but it was fun making him think he did, so I did something I often do alot, I acted and fell out of the sky, acted like I was doomed. Honestly I have no idea how a doomed person acts, I went the scared route and hoped it was convincing, it worked like a charm. Like a gay guy at a backstreet boys concert, he was coming at me in a wild frenzy. I had no intention of letting him get that close, and trust me you would have opted to do the same.
Joe, as I said before never stood a chance against me and here was my chance to prove it. I stood up in dramatic anime fashion and did the classic, yet never goes out of style "Energy wave attack" Lets just say when it hit, there was nothing left of Joe...or for that matter the rest of the town. I had accidently blew up the whole town. Sometimes I over do it abit, this qualifies as one of those times. Well a bit of debris fell on my forefinger and there it went, the nail broke. No I was not expecting it and yes it did hurt, but dont tell anybody that, they will think I am a wuss for sure and we cant have every wanna be hero thinking they can beat me, because they cant and never will either.
Bob the hero, or Bob the sadistic, evil, destroyer of small defenseless towns? You make the call, its a collect call and yes, I will accept the charges.