((OOC note: Hobo Hoboken's mun gave me the rights to do this post! Plus, he told me I probably won't... take this Hobo mun! I HEART you. Also note, there will be more than one posts here.))

"Mister Hobo! Hold still!" Jade exclaimed, scrubbing the hobo down in her vast tub. A clothes pin held her nose together.

Water and bubbles were sloshed about her lil villa as the hobo flailed about. How she got the hobo in the villa and stripped for that matter still is unknown.

"Get off-ity off, Jadey lady! Where's meh bottley bottle?!" his grungey eyes grew frantic as he sloshed more water and bubbles around in tub.

"We'll find it later. Now hold still!" she yelped as a flailing hand nearly hit her in the face. She huffed and placed a soapy wash cloth over his face.

The hobo screamed, "I'ma blindity blinded! Youz crazy lady!!!"

He faught with her as she tried to hold down his hands.
She yelled, "Stop that! It's only soap. It won't kill you." She washed over his face and removed the cloth, "There!"

Jade splashed a tad of water over his face to get the soap off.
The hobo smiled his grimmy smile, "Bottley bottle saveded meh!" He nuzzled a bottle that came forth from... somewhere.

Jade quirked one of her black brows at the bottle before using the back of her hand to wipe off some water on her forehead. She was so happy that her hair was up and she was just in blue jeans and a tank top. She peered into the tub, there was so much dirt coming off him that even the bubbles were turning a dirty grey color. She mumbled a 'gross'. Jade looked up and him and he was still grinning, nuzzling his bottle. She took that moment to force a toothbrush into his mouth.

There was a muffled scream as she brushed left and right, up and down. He waved his bottle around and it started foaming, then sparkling. She screamed and jumped back. The hobo jumped from the tub and started to dash about the bathroom, then out into the villa itself... in the nude. Jade covered her eyes and screamed again. Realizing that there was a crazed, nude hobo loose in her villa she jumped up... running after him.

"Mister Hobo!! Com'ere!! You are ruining my carpet!!!!"

She chased after the hobo, shielding her poor eyes with her hands.

"Mister Hobo! Stop running!!" she whimpered, "At least get some clothes on!!"

It was like they were suddenly in a Scooby Doo chase scene, only more nudity. Somewhere along the line a censor bar flew up over the hobo manly parts... he wasn't G rated enough. Jade looked left and right trying to figure out since when did her villa get so many halls.

"Mister Hobo! I'm only trying to help!"

With a loud THUD! they both crashed into each other. Thankfully the censor bar totally blocked any manly parts from smacking her or anything.... She crashed to the floor behind her with another thud. Jade looked up at him dizzily before her head thunked down.

"I.... jus wanted.... to.... heeeeeelp!" one index finger was pointed in the air then flopped down beside her.

She tried to sit up. Failed the first few times but got up the forth time. She stood wobbley.

"Mister Hobo.... can I pllllllease put some clothes on you... and like fix you up all nice like? I swear you'd like it...." Her eyes begged!

She covered her eyes again, scared out of her mind. Why the hell did she do such a thing as this? Sheer insanity!

"Mister H... Hoboken! Please for the love of God!!"

Jade wiggled her nose and a spiffy new suit was on him. She wiped her forehead with a small 'whew'.

"See... isn't that much better, Mister Hoboken?" she smiled, "And you have new clothes too! Isn't that dandy? Just dandy!"

Nervous laughs escaped her.