Topic: Rainbow Brite: De Diary

Alyssa Evans

Date: 2008-05-30 18:11 EST
May 30th

Hello Mister Diary!!

How is yous? Bua ha ha ha. I stole yous away from the store on the way home from the Pi house, after snuggling with Coley-kins and Lexi all night. It was fun. I <3 Coley. He's muh favorite Pi boy, aside from Tristen. I can see while Jade was all sad when things didn't work out. I mean, ... things could've... but yous know how fickle Miss Jade is. But he's still mourning her loss. So... I suppose I won't pouce him like a lioness. Wait? Me...? Lioness?! Oh my, no.

Me and Addi have to clean Tristen's room for reading Miss Jade's diary. We didn't want anyone to know... but Tristen figured out that there was something up with Miss Jade. Addi and mez wanted him to know, but Miss Ly didn't. We babbled anyway. And it came out that we knew all this stuff because we read Miss Jade's diary. She shouldn't have put in the note where to find it!! But Tristen got mad when Miss Ly told him that Jade thought he hated her. He shouldn't be mad at Jadeeeeeeee! He should be mad at Ly fors telling Miss Jade that Tristen didn't want to be in her life anymore, WHICH made Jadeeeeee think that he hated her! I blame LY!!! But I'd never tell her that because she scares the living poo outta meeee.

So... later tonight Mez and Addi havta clean Tristen's room AND bathroom... IN a french maid's outfit. OH NOEZ! I said that I wouldn't look good in a french maid's outfit. Coley said I would... and Ly said that it didn't matter - that I had to anyway to cheer Tristen up. Oooooh alright. Just for Coley and Tristen though!! Ughhh... I dred it. But I might talk Coley into making Cook bake me cookies afterward. Coley gets what Coley wants at the Pi house. We ate candy all night.

We stopped at the candy shop... and I swear... bought the whoooole shop! On the Pi tab too!! Mez and Coley ate candy all night til Lexi came home... then we all snuggled. I fell asleep and I think they did some coupley things... but I don't care. They is just so cute!!

Mez and Coley tried to snoop around the Pi house to find my panties... that Addi strung out infront of the Pi house... then someone stole em!! I is going to kill Addi! We couldn't find em. We think Ollie has em... cuz he wouldn't let Coley into his room. Coley gave me moneyz to buy more... twenty bucks! I tried to give it back, but he stuffed it in my hoodie when I was sleeping. I didn't want Coley to give me money because I'm pooooor! But I don't think he knows that.. I think he just did that because he likes muh.

So I used de money to buy... four packs of fives sets of cutie heart, carebears, and pokemon undeeewearz. But I stole you, Mister Diary! I did! You were too much! But I had to have you!! Yous is cute and haves Pikachu on yous. And fuzzy with hearts! MMMMHM. You were the last one!! So, I nabbed yous on the way out. I think the old man tried to chase me... but I ran!! I is tiny and quick, mmmhm.

Oh! Better run to the inn before mez and Addi have to clean Tristen's rooooooom! BUH BYE!!

Lyssssssa!

Alyssa Evans

Date: 2008-05-31 15:54 EST
May 31st

Oh my goodness, Mister Diary!

I have a lot to tell yous! After mez and Addi cleaned Tristen's room... a lot of stuffs happened! It was... oh my goodness! Mez and Coley... Well... we... I'm a honest to goodness woman now, Mister Diary!

Yea... we did... that! Can you believe it?! Infront of Lexi too! OH MY! I guess ... it was more of a ... threesome... I suppose, but Lexi wasn't into me that much because he's gay gay. But he does like muh boobies though. At least those aren't tineee~!

At first it was kinda awkward because I was fooling around with married men... that I'm very attracted to one of 'em! I mean... I love Lexi... but he's... gay gay! Coley's just... half gay. But! Lexi was totally cool with it! I love him more! He even watched when mez and Cole... yea! Lexi told me this morning when Coley was still sleeping that if it made Coley happy that he'd let mez beeee Coley's girliefriend!

OOOOOOOOOz! I've never been a married man's girliefriend before! Uh... that sounds horrible.... But Lexi said I could! Tee hee. I know that Coley loves Lexi sooo much and would never leave him for mez! And I'd never want him to! That'd hurt even the gods themselves! And Lexi knows that'd Coley'd never love someone like he loves him, that'd Coley'd never leave him - that's why he's letting him do stuffs with mez. Hez didn't even tell me that much, I could tell it in his voice... his eyes. He just wants Coley happy! I love Lexi!

After all the awkwardness went away... it was really great! I couldn't have asked for a better first time! ACK! I said it! Ehhhh, I got deflowerededed! But... I guess I sorta deflowerededed him too... because... it was only his second time wif a girlie. Yayyyy! Go Lyssa!

I'm glad it was with Coley. I trusty trust him and Lexi to keep me safe. He didn't want to hurt me... it only hurt mez a little bit... then it felt nice!

I almost... did it... with Mikey back home. I loved Mikey, yous know that Mister Diary. I mean... really loved him. He loved me too, Mister Diary... but he loved his drug more. That hurt me, Mister Diary. Hurt mez bad. I didn't like getting high with Mikey. Sometimes he scared me. Not like Miss Ly scary, but close enough. Sometimes he forced me to take 'em. I didn't want to, Mister Diary, but I loved him. He really was a nice guy... til he started making mez deal for him. We got busted once... and I haven't seen him since. I haven't seen him in two years. I'm glad it wasn't with Mikey, Mister Diary. Coley is better.

Mez, Lexi, and Coley all snuggled in de bed last night. It was nice. But I clinged to Coley more. I think I nibbled on a Twizzler most of the night because when I woke up I had a strawberry taste in my mouth. It coulda been Coley though... he likes strawberries... Tee hee. Lexi was watching us sleep when I woke up. Hez says I eat so much candy that my teefers are going to rot out. Oh NOEZ! Not muh perrty teefers!!

Yous think Coley would wanna do that again, Mister Diary? I don't knowz. Hez is a married man after all. And Lexi might get jealous. I wonder ifz Coley'd call meh his girliefriend. Maybeee. Maybeee just a snuggle buddie wif benefits. Mmmhm. Oh! They both have this really cool power that makes you feel all... tingley... down... there! I want that power! It's de greatest!

I didn't wanna wake Coley up when I left, but I did. Hez can sleep through mez and Lexi talking, but as soon as I tried to get up... hez was all wide eyed and pouting! I huggled him, telling himz I'd see him reeeeal soon. After a smooch or five, he let me go. I didn't wanna go, I tell yous! Maybeee we can be one big happy family! And I can pop out lil Coleys and lil Lexis! ... But... I don't think Lexi'd want lil Lexis ... or... to doz that wif mez. I'm getting ahead of muhself!

Oh my goodness! I haven't even told Addi yet! I haven't talked to her since Coley stole muh away after we cleaned Tristy's roooom. Addi said it was okay... that she needed to go home and take a shower anyway. Tee hee! I made her do all the dirty work! I still looked all perrrrty! ... And she smelled! Coley said I looked cute in de french maid outfit. ^o^ Cha, I'm cuuuute~ ... As Ashy likes to say... Cha?

I need to goz tell Addi or she'll read muh diary herself! I must keep yous safe, Mister Diary!!

Lyssssssssah!

Alyssa Evans

Date: 2008-06-05 11:23 EST
June 5th

Hello, Mister Diary!!

My do I have a lot to tell yous! I don't knowz where to start first! I feel like poo on a stick.

Lexi and Coley got in a huuuuge fight a few days ago. And Coley lefts. I know.... OH NOEZ!! Lexi said that the fight didn't have anything to do with mez... and I believe him, I just feels really bad. Because if it wasn't for mez starting all this, there wouldn't have been a fight. But I didn't dwell on that. I spent all the time Coley was gone consoling Lexi. Hez called me the morning after he left in a sobby mess so I went right over there. Wez didn't talk much. Hez just clung to his Coley stuffed teddy bear. But I stayed with him all that time! I didn't even complain when I hugged him and he smelled bad. He didn't take any showers for a day or three. The boys, for my sake, finally talked him into it.

I kept trying to tell himz that Coley would be back... that it was just a lil fight. Hez kept telling mez how he was gunna die without himz. And I believe him. It was horrible to see Lexi that way, I'd hate to see what Coley was going through.

Mez and Lexi were sitting on the couch last night, me consoling him like every other day this week. Oh who so happened to... literally... crash in? COLEY!!! Hez was trying to sneak past us I suppose and hez bumped into a coffee table, falling to the floor. Hez busted his lip. Silly Coley. Lexi pounced himz and healed his lip as I cheered. Their reunion was beautfulz! They just kept saying sorry to each other, and Coley even said it to meh too. Lexi and mez just told him that what's done is done and all that mattered was that Coley was back!

Then Lexi got meh flustered. He asked meh teasingly what I meant about "We'd wait for yous til the end", which I said. Ohhhh, my face hurt from blushing. As promised, I punched him when Coley was asleep. In the arm though!! I had to ask Coley if he wanted to go out with meee! But... he was kinda confused... because he thought we were already! It would have helped if I knew that!! So.... we are now! Yay! <3

Then Coley got a lil naughty... and de rest of us got that way! Wez locked ourselves in their room the entire night!! Wez were all over de place. De shower, de bed, de walls... Oh my goodness I'm blushing! Let's just say Coley sure did tire us out!

So, I finally came home today to de CZK house. Only to get horrible news!! ADDI ISH GONE!! The girls say that they haven't seen her in a few days! I'm totally going out of meh mind!! My bestest friend... is... gone. Oh NOEZ. I looked through her stuff like 80 zillion times to see if she packed anything, left a note, anything at all! But then I remembered those baddies that were at the inn one time looking for herz. They took her, Mister Diary, they did! They found her!

Now I'm a sobby mess and I don't know what to do! She's gone and I don't know if she'll ever beeee back!! My Addi is gone! Kidnapped! And the worst part is that I, her bestest friend, didn't even know til today!! I'm horrible!

I think I'm going to goz cry to Coley and Lexi. And make "Have you seen Addi?" posters. I want my Army Brat back!!

Not So Rainbow Brite, Lyssa