Topic: Marketplace Mishaps

Alex Ravenlock

Date: 2008-03-04 08:20 EST
The chirps of the late night crickets brought peace to an very eventful evening as Alex strode amongst the various carts that were being packed within the Marketplace. Frustrations had found a very acceptable release in that of a particular watchman Alex decided to test. At least to see if any were so capable as standing in his way.

After all, he was prone to being surprised at least every once in a while.

With frustrations having simmered, and Lain sparring with a new spunky saiyan within the back alley, Alex found his own escape route from the particular events to consider his evenings plans. He hadn't actually decided on how he was to spend his fruitful, ripe evening just yet. The small ideas that prodded his skull about seeing Jalleia, or perhaps examining Lain's outcome was not in his best interests.

He was forced to subdue his mind in a leisurely walk. For once, at least.

Sparkling emeralds, illuminating his facial features to resemble something similar to a Jack-O-Latern, skimmed those that wandered to and fro, minding his own business as the rush of adrenaline pumped freely. His loose fitting biker-esque jacket, tattered from years of use, barely provided enough warmth to the chill that nipped at revealing flesh upon his arms. A hindrance to comfort, but not something he knew he'd suffer very long from.

Since he was considering returning to the inn far sooner than previously thought.

Winding a corner to retrace his steps, he slowed as he spotted a single man, dressed in a standard Rhydin watch uniform, apparently patrolling the streets with a nightstick at the ready. Twirling like a propeller, Alex wondered if this particular was expecting some sort of action this evening. Taking a second step, Alex slipped against the nearby building to breath a quiet sigh in preparations.

The hype was always extreme in the first few moments. That, and he was afraid the metaphorical light bulb that lit up over his head may give away an, as of yet, unseen position.

Clenching a fist, lifting it up to quickly pump the air, he wound about the building. A finger extended as an arm did to point at the guard, letting out a vocal shout, "Hey, pip-wad!"

Alex would immediately note the guard was no longer walking the current path. His face scrunched as his excitement deflated. "Well, what the -"

Several steps were taken from his still placement in slow, steady movements in chase, attempting to discover where the guard had wound up. Which, thankfully, wasn't very far.

"Who? Me?" Came a voice, shortly before that of the guard in question reappeared from behind a cart.

Alex smirked, posing once again much like his last declaration. "Ah! Yes, you!" Finger-point. "You're of the watch, aren't you!?"

The man glanced behind him briefly before returning his gaze to Alex, nodding. "Yeah? What can I help you with, citizen?"

"Citizen? The hell is it with you people?!" He called out, stomping a foot as the arm retracted, fist clenching as he pulled it close to shake it angrily. "Not everybody around these parts are citizens!!"

The guard paused to contemplate Alex's words, shaking his head in silent angst. No doubt it came with the job? "Very well then, sir. What can I assist you with, this evening?"

Steaming anger tapered off at his question, moving to stand more upright as he glanced around him. The setting seemed almost perfect. Too perfect in fact. The various men and women that usually crowded the streets were missing - and those nearby shops and carts were entirely barren. It looked as though the perfect crime was in order.

If one could call it such a thing?

"I need you for a personal statement?"

Alex Ravenlock

Date: 2008-03-04 08:40 EST
"Excuse me?" He guard questioned, he himself following Alex's introduction with scanning the nearby surroundings. For some reason, the observations were giving him a brief case of the jeepers.

Alex smirked briefly, lifting a thumb to jab it at himself. "I need to make a personal statement out of your sort. You piss me off."

The guard's nightstick rose as Alex gestured, becoming wary at his words. "Sir, if you wish to file a complai-"

"Shut the hell up with your insistent need about paperwork, crap-bag," as he moved forward with a quick pace before the guard. "Alex Ravenlock files no complaints. He handles things personally?"

**

With a little quick footwork, perhaps an unwarranted enhancement of his speed, a perfect elbow position into the back of the man's cranium while tying within it a perfectly calibrated field of channeled energy, the guard fell quickly. Without a sound. No cry for help would assist the man. Not when he was to fall unconscious upon the ground in a heap.

Alex lowered to the slumped man, observing a brief check of his vital signs. While at first he was concerned to noting that the man had no pulse, and his breathing had fallen extremely shallow, everything was to return to how he felt it should be within mere moments.

Glancing about him as Alex reached about to pull the man by the armpits, he lifted to a stance to drag the guard behind the nearby cart. Brief shuffles and various quiet utters under his breath sounded, along with a rather audible tear of what sounded to be fabric. Lifting a stance several seconds later, Alex brought the guard in tow over towards a nearby flag pole.

Thankfully, the flag had already been lowered for the evening. It would mean that this possibly troublesome event was made extremely simplified.

Ironic, on some front.

Various kinks and quiet tinks sounded as Alex began to wire fabric within the ropes of the flagpole, first removing the flag already present before switching it out with the man's breeches. Briefly tugging on the rope to be sure that he was attached firmly, Alex pulled what appeared to be blue underwear from the guard's left hand, firmly fitting it over the mans head.

It had already been ripped once, seemingly when Alex removed them, and a second was applied to allow his nose to poke through.

A small marker was procured from Alex's pocket, writing out a small message upon the undergarment shrouding the guard's head: "Alex Ravenlock was here. Heroes not allowed."

Certainly one of their finest would no doubt be fitting to rise in flying colors.

Nodding his head in approval of the message written, Alex tugged on the rope to lift the man by his pants on up into the air. When brief amounts of resistance was met, to consider him at full mast, Alex gently clapped his hands together in a job well done.

The morning crew was going to enjoy this one?