?Orphanages were a bust! Not a male Mithra to be found, man this blows!?

Perched atop one of the smaller fountains in the market place, Kerri nommed a bit of her kabob and then went into a ?thinker? position. Which would have been quite convincing save the constant flicker of her tail, as the Queen of Mithra Mayhem went over the dilemma she had been duly charged with.

?Like findin? a *munch!* needle, in a *nom!* friggin? haystack!?

Looking down a sec, Kerri ceased her nommage and took notice of a pair of kids that were just starin? at her.

Kerri : ~Blink~

Kids : ~Stare~

Kerri : ~Blink, Blink~

Kids : ~Stare-Stare~

Kerri : ~Blinkedly-Blink-McBlinkerson~

Kids : ~Staaaaaaaaare~

Kerri : ~Blink to the blink with a blinkedly blink, wtf?~

Kids: ~Staaaaaare~

That was it, and enough was enough!

Snapping outta the blinkedly stare down, Kerri resisted the urge to chuck the kabob skewer at the pair of kids. ?Whatcha guys need? Something wrong with me? Is it my tail? It?s my tail isn?t it!? I knew I had a fat @ss! I told em, it was huge an then they? huh??

The children simply pointed to the far end of the market, while their eyes were still quite stuck on the Queen of Mithra Mayhem. Following that direction, Kerri slowly stood upright to take a better look see. Back and forth her eyes went, ?I don?t see noth.. Hold up, there! Holy sh*t snacks my little dumplins? I think you just helped momma out! He might do if he can read an write, looks a lil soft though, but I can work with that! Wait a sec.. Wassat??

Emerald eyes began to narrow, ?A collar??

?Alright little muchachos, thanks for the ti? Huh? Where?d ya go?? Kerri?s took a quick glance about the fountain, and no children at all. Nada, Zip, you get the idea.

?No time for love Doctor Jones!? an off the Mithra went, bounding from the fountain an tearin? @ss across the market.