Topic: The Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune

Skyler

Date: 2006-07-20 12:10 EST
That night, Skyler bled.

He said goodbye to Jewell and her daughter reluctantly, having wanted to spend much more time with them. But the Figure waited outside, impatiently gunning the Hummer?s engine.

Tommy drove them to the Old Market District, to an abandoned warehouse in the sketchier part of town. The Figure parked a block away, then he, Gasher, Skyler and Navajo Joe got out of the truck, quietly closing the doors. They approached the structure four abreast. The moon was full and the night was lucid. Skyler felt at one with the darkness, clad all in black, his black gun holstered under his arm, fully loaded.

Gasher picked the padlock of the gated chain-link fence surrounding the warehouse, then pushed the two sides wide open. The four of them skulked across the lawn, Tommy bringing up the rear.

Inside this warehouse was rumored to be a shipment of half-century old wine, a rare and valuable vintage. Tommy wanted it for himself. The stuff apparently sold for two hundred silver crowns a bottle.

Gasher approached the structure?s side door and tried to pick the lock. It was a deadbolt, however, and he had no luck. Tommy stepped forward, his bejeweled fingers glimmering in the lunar light. With seemingly little effort, he kicked the door open with one massive size seventeen boot. The doorframe splintered and the hinges tore away. They all crowded inside.

It was pitch black. Skyler fumbled for the light switch, found a high-voltage circuit breaker instead and pushed it up. Sparks hissed out of the breaker as rows upon rows of florescent lights hummed to life overhead. They all squinted, trying to adjust their eyes to the new brightness. Assorted crates and canisters and kegs covered the place from wall to wall. How the hell were they supposed to find the right stuff?

?There,? said Tommy, pointing out an object covered with a rich green fabric, with an emblem of crossed cutlasses embroidered on it.

They didn?t even make it half way to the crate which held the wine they sought. Men with guns burst from the corridors of crates, firing rapidly at the four of them. The ambushers were professionals. They didn?t announce their arrival with silly war cries or loud footfalls; they simply started firing without warning.

Skyler and Navajo Joe were shot immediately, though the fat Indian got the worst of it. He took a barrage of bullets to the stomach and chest, and was most likely dead before he hit the ground. Skyler caught a bullet in the abdomen. A hole opened up on his belly and began to gush blood, saturating his shirt. As he fell to the ground and dragged himself to the safety of a crate, he returned fire. His revolver only had six shots, and he managed to hit with four of them. But the gunmen easily numbered a dozen.

Gasher was able to debilitate two of them and escape unscathed, a plume of fire shooting from each hand and engulfing the two closest men. After that, the sorcerer simply turned invisible and ran to hide.

Skyler hadn?t seen what became of Tommy, though he?d heard none of the Desert Eagle?s distinctive gunfire. The boy glanced around in desperation, hoping the Figure was still alive. Bullets riddled the crate behind which Skyler hid. Holding his gushing stomach with one hand, he covered his face with the other, wondering if his life would end tonight.

Then, abruptly, the lights in the warehouse flickered out, plunging the building back into blackness. All gunfire ceased, the gunmen calling back and forth to one another in confusion. As their cries tapered off, there was an incredible, vivid, awkward silence, sort of like the silence after a loud, untimely knock at the door during dinner, or after a bad joke had been told and no one laughed.

Out of nowhere, Tommy?s Desert Eagle cut through the silence like a thunderclap in the clear blue sky. The gun crashed in perfect, repetitive intervals, its roar deafening. Skyler glanced toward the source of the gunfire and saw Tommy?s massive figure strobing in and out of view in the small spark of flame that blazed out of the gun?s barrel when it fired. Amazingly, grunts and groans and blood splatters and bodies hitting the floor could be heard between the Desert Eagle?s reports. In the utter blackness, the Figure was somehow hitting his targets. The ambushers returned fire, but Tommy was untouched, as his own weapon?s distinctive explosive crashes persisted.

Finally the gunfire ended. After a long, quiet moment, Tommy?s gravelly baritone lanced through the darkness. ?Gasher, hit the light switch back on!?

Skyler heard the sorcerer?s footsteps scurry over to the breaker. When his eyes adjusted to the bright light again, her saw the bodies of all twelve gunmen laying dead, scattered about the floor in bloody heaps, sporting the telltale gaping holes that Tommy?s Desert Eagle made in its targets. Then he looked down to see himself lying in a quickly spreading pool of his own blood. He actually hadn?t felt too bad until he saw that. Then a slow acceptance came over him, and he lowered his face into the warm crimson liquid. As his long pretty black hair fanned out in the blood, he grew very sleepy . . ..

Tommy

Date: 2006-07-20 12:38 EST
Tommy gave Navajo Joe one look and knew the man was gone. ?Fat ass,? he accused, shaking his head in disgust. ?That?s what you get.?

He went to where Skyler lay and pushed the kid onto his side. ?Gasher, get over here.?

The shy sorcerer came trotting over, his lips quivering in sadness when he saw Skyler. ?Is he dead, Tommy??

Tommy rolled his eyes and had to restrain himself from backhanding Gasher for sounding like such a whiny bitch. ?No, he ain?t dead, you idiot.? He hunkered down and pulled up Skyler?s shirt, revealing a bullet hole that still oozed blood in soft pulses. ?It takes a long time to die from a shot to the gut.? His cruel brown eyes scanned the warehouse until he saw a tool chest sitting against the wall. ?Go over there and find me a pair of pliers.? He pointed to the chest and Gasher ran off in that direction.

Skyler?s eyes were glassy and moist, lolling about in his head as he coughed up blood. ?Sucks to be you, dawg,? Tommy teased him mercilessly, his customary snarl-grin in full form. ?It?s about to get worse.? Gasher returned and thrust a pair of industrial-sized pliers into Tommy?s big hand. ?Grab him by the shoulders, Gash. Hold him as tight as you can. He?s gonna writhe like mad and you gotta hold him down.?

The sorcerer did as he was bid, hooking his arms around Skyler?s shoulders and squeezing tightly. ?Try not to move, Sky,? he pleaded into his friend?s ear. ?It?ll only hurt worse.?

The Figure looked over the pliers with amusement. They were rusty and jagged and dirty. This was going to hurt like hell. He clamped one huge hand down on Skyler?s chest to help keep him stabilized, then slipped the rusty pliers into the bullet hole in the boy?s abdomen. Skyler lurched against them with surprising strength, nearly bucking them off. He tried to scream, but a geyser of blood spurted from his mouth and splattered the side of Tommy?s face. Tommy ignored it. He and Gasher only held the boy down tighter.

Skyler tossed his head from side to side, howling like a woman in labor as Tommy probed deeper into the wound. At last, the nose of the pliers collided with metal. He had to open the pliers to fix them around the bullet, but by doing so tore Skyler?s wound open further. More tissue ripped, and more blood surged out of the hole. But now the Figure had the bullet secured, and he carefully drew it out of the boy?s body.

Tommy tossed the pliers aside, looking worriedly at the pool of blood beneath them. There was a lot of blood. ?Gash, I?m gonna hold him down now. I want you to cauterize that hole on his stomach. Burn the flesh until it melts together and seals the wound.?

The shy sorcerer didn?t look too keen. He was pale and tentative, squeamish at the sight of the blood and the yawning wound. Groaning quietly, a look of nausea on his face, he stretched out a hand to Skyler?s stomach, the tip of his index finger turning orange.

The Figure pressed his huge hands down on Skyler?s shoulders, pinning him to the ground with great force. He knew the reaction that was about to come. No sooner had he secured the kid?s skinny body to the floor than it began to convulse. It thrashed beneath him, the boy?s face twisted in a hellish distortion.

The smell of burnt flesh arose in the warehouse, stinging their nostrils. Elemental fire surged into Skyler?s skin, liquefying the area of the wound. Once the flesh on both sides of the hole melded together, Gasher took his finger away and blew a stream of cool air onto the other boy?s belly. When he was done, Skyler?s stomach and pants and shirt were covered in blood, and he was unconscious. The bleeding, however, had stopped.

Tommy knelt to make sure he was still breathing. He was. Faintly. The Figure tossed Gasher the Hummer?s keys, pointing to a large garage door at on the other side of the warehouse. ?Go open that gate and back the truck inside.?

Gasher scampered away obediently, leaving Tommy and Skyler alone. The Figure knelt there in the pool of Skyler?s blood, gazing down at the boy, idly wiping the blood Skyler had spit on him from his rough, stubbly cheek. ?I wasn?t worried, dawg,? he whispered, a strange fatherly tone coming out of him. ?I knew tonight wasn?t your time. I?ll probably go down before you do. You got much more to do before you ride the wild.? He ran his thumb gently across the bullet wound, inspecting the thin, burnt flesh. ?This?ll do for now, but you?re gonna have to visit one of those ?healer? fools to get back to normal.?

The garage door flew open and the Hummer backed inside. Gasher killed the engine and stepped out, opening the vehicle?s back gate and tossing the keys to Tommy. He went for Skyler, but Tommy gestured him over to the crate covered with green fabric. ?The hell do you think you?re doing, bitch? You think we did all this, got Joe killed and the boy shot up, just to leave empty handed? Get on the other side of this crate and help me get it in the truck!?

Together they hefted the crate and slid it into the back of the hummer. The crate held one hundred bottles of wine. At two hundred silver nobles a bottle, he?d just made twenty thousand silver crowns tonight. Once the crate was secured, only then did Tommy return to where Skyler lay. He easily lifted the boy in his powerful, tattooed arms and laid him out across the Hummer?s middle row of seats.

As he and Gasher climbed back inside the truck and sped away, Tommy?s thoughts turned retrospective. He criticized himself for not properly scouting the warehouse?s security, and for being naive enough to think his crew was the only one in RhyDin with guns. But Tommy knew the value of mistakes, and he was determined to learn from them. For what he scolded himself the most, however, was the teenage boy laying across the backseat, unconscious. The kid had almost died because of Tommy?s failure to plan. And that, Tommy vowed, would never happen again.