Topic: The Tyrant of New Haven

Skyler

Date: 2006-05-25 04:01 EST
After his victory over Cassius, Skyler lingered by the Wards long after the Arena emptied out. Imperator had left several grave wounds, and they were taking a good deal of time to heal. Grinning a bloody grin, he sat silently for a long while, taking pleasure in the bizarre tingle of his flesh knitting back together. He was exhausted when he finally rose to leave, but there was also newfound vigor in his steps as he reflected on the fruits of his labors. Tonight, he wasn?t going home to the same old place. Tonight, he would be the Lord of the Manor.

Before going to see his new home, he stopped by the closest brothel, dumped a bag of silver on the front desk and shouted up the stairs, ?I?m hiring every girl in here for the rest of the night!?

Footsteps reverberated and doors flew open as a dozen half-dressed hookers looked down in excitement at the long-haired youth. Skyler tossed another bag of silver up and down in his hand. ?Who wants to party in the Baronial Manor of New Haven tonight??

The girls giggled excitedly and crowded down the steps, cooing and fussing over Skyler as he led them away.

When they got there, Skyler was feeling pretty smug and cool and sexy. So, to impress the ladies, he kicked open the front door. They all cheered and complimented him. Skyler looked back over his shoulder and gave them a suave smile.

The boy stepped inside, and the butler and the maid moved to greet him. The butler was a frail old man who had no place in Skyler?s home. ?Good evening,? the geezer said. ?You must be our new Baron, Lord Chamberland. Allow me to introduce my--!?

Immediately Skyler kicked him in the balls. The old man doubled over. Then Skyler grabbed him by the shoulders and shoved him out the front door! He went sprawling across the lawn, clutching himself while the hookers pointed and laughed at him. ?Don?t worry, old man!? Skyler shouted. ?I doubt you were using them for anything.? The girls laughed even louder at that and followed the young Baron inside.

The maid was watching Skyler with wide-eyed fear. She was a short, thin girl, and Skyler noticed she had some hotness about her. But she was inconsiderate enough to conceal her figure under a baggy, traditional maid?s uniform. ?A maid in my house wears a thong and nothing else,? he scolded her. ?You will pay for your discretion.? He knotted a fist in her hair and dragged her whimpering over to a sofa, where Skyler bent her over his knee and administered a righteous spanking to her plush, round buttocks. The hookers laughed raucously as the boy spanked the girl?s bottom over and over.

Finally he let her up, and she stumbled to her feet revealing tear-stained cheeks. ?Now go bring us all back some drinks, and be quick about it, or you?ll get worse next time.?

The hookers crowded around Skyler, rubbing his chest, playing with his hair, kissing his neck and such. He let them fawn over him for a few minutes, but soon shoved them off. ?I didn?t bring you whores here to service me,? he warned them. The prostitutes gave him confused, playfully suspicious looks. ?No . . . tonight, I plan to watch.?

With that, Skyler flopped down into an armchair, wiggled around until he was comfortable, then gazed expectantly at them. ?You girls know what ?sapphic? means, don?t you? Of course you do.?

The hookers obediently conglomerated into a single mass of bodies. The maid soon returned to Skyler with a bottle of vodka and a cigar on a silver platter. He lit the cigar and puffed contentedly, flicking the ashes on the carpet and filling the room in a haze of smoke. He drank the liquor straight from the bottle, one of his legs dangling unceremoniously over the arm of the chair. Late into the night he watched the orgy.

By three a.m., they were all asleep in each others? arms, including the maid, who had joined them in spite of herself. All slumbered except for Skyler. The Baron still lounged in his chair, blackly drunk, staring loathsomely between the sea of bodies on the living room carpet, and the starry sky outside the window, hating himself.

Oh, what wild chaos was raging beneath the numbness caused by the alcohol. Skyler?s emotions were a train wreck. If he had had parents who loved him, or anyone for that matter, he might not have been so pathetic. If he could keep a girlfriend for more than a week, one who would love him despite his numerous faults, perhaps he wouldn?t be such a sad, lonely, lost boy. Perhaps he wouldn?t do vile things because they gave him a false sense of self-worth and significance. But, perhaps he needed to love himself before anyone else would. And, perhaps . . . he was just too young to keep good love from going bad.

Lazing there in the darkness, he recalled the lyrics of some song he?d heard long ago. The words, so true and relative to him, had permanently nested in his mind. Sometimes, late at night, he would let down his guard, gaze at the sky with sad eyes, and whisper them. He did so now.

?And when your fears subside
And shadows still remain . . .
I know that you can love me,
When there's no one left to blame.
So never mind the darkness,
We still can find a way.
'Cause nothing lasts forever
Even cold November Rain.?


To be continued . . .



Lyrics courtesy of Guns N' Roses

Skyler

Date: 2006-05-25 11:22 EST
The next morning, Skyler stumbled groggily to the attic and made a terrific discovery. Inside an old cobweb-covered chest there lay an ancient crossbow with a satchel of bolts! Like a kid at Christmas, the teenage boy picked up his treasure and gazed lovingly upon it.

Giddily excited, he staggered onto the roof with the crossbow in tow. Looking out across New Haven, he found he had a good view of one of the roads from his rooftop. He positioned the weapon on the ledge, aimed at the roadway and waited.

The first unfortunate victim to pass by was a little Dalmatian puppy. Skyler took aim on the trespassing canine. When the time was right, he fired! The bolt blazed loose with a wooden metallic thwack and sailed across the lawn toward the innocent little puppy. A second later, a satisfying thump was heard, followed by frantic doggy squeals. Skyler sneered at the puppy as it dragged itself away from his Manor, a crossbow bolt embedded in its hindquarters.

The next poor victim was a hideous little dwarf, as ugly as a gargoyle, strolling by as jolly as could be. Skyler was annoyed by the dwarf?s attitude. So the juvenile delinquent loaded the crossbow and loosed a bolt at the wretched subhuman. The bolt caught the dwarf upside the head and sank into his skull. He went rigid and began to shake, turning in the direction of the Manor and convulsing. He looked like Frankenstein with that bolt sticking out of his brain. Finally he pitched over and lay still.

The last quarry was a fat woman waddling along on horseback. She was so fat the horse labored beneath her weight. She had seen the dwarf fall and was on her way over to lend aide, or perhaps loot his corpse. When she got close to the dwarf Skyler fired at her. The bolt caught her on one of her huge chubby arms. She gasped and toppled off the horse, clawing at the bolt. The boy watched her suffer for a few moments, rolling back and forth in the dirt. At last she staggered to her feet and limped away, bleeding.

The Baron of New Haven snickered and danced triumphantly upon the rooftop.

Skyler

Date: 2006-06-04 14:36 EST
After his celebration, Skyler went out to the road and began dragging the body of the ugly dwarf up the lawn. It took a mighty feat of strength, but when he got to the front door, Skyler was able to lift the dwarf and hold him upright beneath the arms. Then he "walked" the dead body into the living room, supporting it from behind.

The hookers, who were just waking up, screamed in dismay and scrambled out the door, half-dressed and terrified. After they all cleared out, only the maid was left. She gaped at the bizarre spectacle of the skinny teenage boy holding upright and attempting to animate the dead dwarf.

Then, with a malicious shout, Skyler heaved the dwarf?s body at her! It crashed into the skinny servant woman and they both fell to the floor. The maid shrieked in horror as the heavy corpse kept her pinned down and oozed blood into her hair and eyes. Her cries were loud and frantic, but not as loud as the jovial laughter of Skyler Jackson Chamberland. The Tyrant of New Haven stood over her, pointing down mockingly whilst he howled with glee.