Topic: A Blatant Message

EmmaFR0ST

Date: 2006-06-28 21:25 EST
The Summer Court of Baron Melior of Shayltan created an artful hum, beautiful, balanced, and melodic, like everything the Elves set themselves to. Soft, lilting voices rose and fell with practiced grace as petitioners, performers, and courtiers vied for the attention and favor of the Elf Prince; a lazy tableau set in hazy, mid-day sunlight.

The Elf Prince sat on his throne, affecting an indolent slouch in the polished embrace of his seat. His hair, the shining red-gold of a harvest sunset, was worn long and bound with a gleaming crimsor coronet; his slender, pale fingers restlessly toyed with a curling strand, then moved to tap the seastone beads threaded through the outside of his pointed ear, then traced the delicate runes etched in the metal at his brow, runes echoed on the jeweled armor adorning the watchful Shayguard arrayed about his throne.

Reaching for the chilled sweet wine borne by the child-page at his side, Melior sighed, and he held the goblet before his lips to disguise a yawn. The afternoon sun glared cruelly down on him through the gold-leaded glass panes in the Great Hall's ceiling; and while the beams of light graced him with a near-godly halo, it was damned hot, and the late nights he kept didn't make the mid-day petitions very stimulating.

His eyes flickered to the man droning on before him: Vastiol, a vintner known for crafting unusual results from the fruits of K'Talar, was seeking a commission of sorts from the Court. Melior's nose flared delicately as he took in vaguely bitter aroma surrounding Vastiol, and he sneered at the deep reds and purples affected by the man ? a deviation from the traditional amber silks and leaf-embossed leathers worn by Shayltan's brewers and vintners in the summer. Waving vaguely with his goblet, Melior's attention strayed back to the trio of musicians, and the soft harmonies they coaxed from their instruments. He nodded affably, his lips curling into a distracted, sleepy, smile, and bent his head to whisper a command to the page at his side.

With an ungainly squawk of bow against string, the musicians halted their song, bringing a sudden hush to the busy-bee din in the hall. Melior gestured imperiously for them to continue, then faltered, noting the subtle expression of tension on his performers' faces. He followed their stares back to the petitioner's stand.

The Summer Court was silent. Vastiol, of course, was nowhere to be seen. Stark, unrelieved, unadorned white glared at him from the stand, a spot of crisp contrast in the muted golds and flowing silks of the Elf Prince's courtiers.

Melior dropped his goblet and started from his throne before he remembered his dignity, silently cursing his awkward, graceless movements. Amber eyes fixed on the figure, then darted to where his wide, floor-length silken sleeves had begun to soak up the sweet-smelling crimson wine he'd spilled in his haste.

?Mi-Milady Baroness,? he stammered, trying to hide his wine-stained yellow and green sleeves by folding his arms across his chest. He wondered vaguely how the woman had gotten in unannounced - she had none of the stealth of elvenkind, being a round-eared and short-lived human. ?You, ah ? you ? damn.? Melior trailed off, swearing: In bringing his arms across his chest, the dripping sleeves had bunched up and dragged a trail of sticky, lurid purple over the gold-threaded hose he wore.

Emma leaned forward from the petitioner's stand, sniffing experimentally. ?Melior,? she began, and by the way the Elf Prince's brow tightened, she knew the lack of honorific disturbed him. ?Is that a Sabasti from last year you're wearing?? Her eyes roamed over the puddle of spilt wine on the floor and the path it had taken over his garments. ?I can smell the jadeberry undertones. It's a fine vintage, but really, I should think you would wear cologne if you liked the scent so much, my dear. Not wine.?

Bristling and indignant, the Elf Prince half-rose from his throne again. His slippered foot skidded in the puddle of wine, and he sank back into his throne with a muted growl. He glanced over his shoulder at the six fighters forming the Shayguard, but rather than moving forward in the parade-perfect formation he knew was drilled every morning (if only because they did so when he was just about ready to retire after the evening's debauchery), they stood motionless.

?Frost--? he began.

EmmaFR0ST

Date: 2006-11-16 21:20 EST
"Dear Alysia,

I am pleased to report that the grooming and indoctrination of your future Baron of Shayltan proceeds, though not a day goes by that I do not curse this damnable province filled with its ridiculous, simpering elves. Indeed, I almost think it would be better had you decided to immolate the place.

However, young Inestial, former page to the late Baron Melior, is coming along nicely and will serve your lands well. I imagine the gleam of fortune he saw when I plucked him from the throngs crowding about Melior's corpse and told him he was going to learn to rule this place properly has faded by now. I've ever been a harsh taskmistress... or so I'm told by my students.

Fortunately, I have discovered a few potential exports which should revitalize the province. The late Baron Melior obviously had no eye for such things, and Shayltan's economic health has been languishing; however, I do have an eye for such things, and thus I send with this missive a few choice displays of fealty from the people of Shayltan:

Elven Leather. This province hosts (hosted) a remarkable number of elves who retain(ed) some sadly misplaced loyalty for their erstwhile Elf Prince. Fortunately, some enterprising goblins have set up a tannery, and these poor elven souls shall not end up a complete waste! I've commissioned a few pieces from Vembor's Tailoring, a shop staffed with some very cunning leatherworkers.

You will find the enclosed gloves are quite resilient and could probably be put to good use either as gardening gloves or as gauntlets for dungeon work. The hide takes dye remarkably well -- I'm told the black dye is a local product as well, some compound made from orboro needles.

Pixie Lamps. The grounds and the surrounding forest have been suffering an infestation of these noisome pests. A handful of them actually got inside the north wing (we've since put screens over the windows) and was stalking my personal guard, and worse yet, bringing him blossoms they'd ripped out of my rose garden! I grew tired of the ridiculous, wistful sighing and giggling coming from the little insects, and my guard kept having to scrape smashed pixies from the walls, so I crammed the last one inside a crystal decanter and tried drown it it in a few ounces of brandy. However, it DRANK the brandy. I discovered pixies emit light when they're miserable, particuarly when suffering a hangover. I've hung about a dozen about my garden and have a few in my personal chambers, where they shed a pleasing glow -- and warn the other little blighters off, too.

I expect the one I've sent in this jar will be shining bright by the time it arrives in Rhilshen, as I've sent it with a few ounces of bloodwine to keep it going on the trip. I do apologize if it's dead on arrival, they aren't the hardiest of creatures.

Crimsor. The Scorchtree Goblin Clan has discovered a particularly rich vein of crimsor buried near the eastern border of Shayltan and is setting up mining operations, where, I am assured, there will be no whistling whilst working, and no hi-hos, either. Chieftain Burntsnout is most eager to provide us with the refined product, doubtless because I've got his son, Snuffle, as a hostage ? let's make that ?page?, shall we? ? in young Inestial's Court. Snuffle and Inestial are getting along famously, as children of that age often do.

Burntsnout himself crafted the enclosed serpent bracer from the first crimsor ingot of the mine and enclosed a note which, I promise, I have not unsealed:


Yur leige and royalle wurshyp ladee,

Plz accupt dys humbel rekwast, tat me seconborne, a ryght upstandyn lyttel gob by de name of Wartblott, (we callz hem dat fer ta thing he gott on hiz noes) be fostarred at yur own Kort in Rhilshen, he gots gud marnerz an kin spell an dont widdle in da cornerz no moer.

We wantz ta show dat we trlee apryshate yur ppl gyttyng ryd of dat pansy flowur chewer Merlyor by gyvn yur Kort da graytest gyft, dat of Scorchtreez best!!!! (dats liddle Wartblott by ta way)

Plus de lyttle gob wantz tew join de Horde an see de world, but de wyfe put her fut down cos datz how wyfez iz, so we fyggured dat ur Kort are gud tew.

Ur loyalle surbjact,

Cheef Burntsnout Scorchtree

I expect the Scorchtree clan is most eager to forge an alliance. Forge... get it? That's blacksmith humor for you.

Well, I shall leave you with that little pun and trust that matters in the more civilized corner of the realm are going well.

Yours,

-Emma"