Topic: The Scheming of the Mischievous

Mischief

Date: 2008-01-09 16:07 EST
It was Stitch?s favorite kind and favorite time of day: Gray, blustery, and nearing twilight. The temperature was more on the chilly side than his ideal evening, but it would suffice. He strolled alongside the jester, offering his two cents for the conversation at hand. That is, whatever topic was brought up, be it at random or following a significant train of thought. It wasn?t until they came upon a building in the West End that he brought their adventure to a stop.

A narrow seven story, boarded up building. It could?ve been decaying right in front of them. The jackal shoved his hands into the pockets of torn jeans as the place was considered behind the curling gray smoke of a cigarette. Okay, so MOST of the windows were either boarded or broken; several looked like a brick wall had been made behind their glass. Rust and mold stains reached down the dilapidated outside beneath gutters or the ramshackle fire escape. No doubt it was home to eighty different kinds of vermin and who knew how many of each kind. A measly two areas seemed to evade the rot: the stairwell accessible from the outside and a portion of the top floor. Well, not to say that what could be seen of one room was particularly attractive, but it was lived in.

?I fink i?s qui?e discouragin?,? he said with a grin, still admiring the disgusting thing. ?If?n we knock ou? all th? walls ?cept for th? suppor? beams in those four floors,? he indicated numbers three through six with the index and middle fingers now clutching the cigarette between them, ?we?ll ?ave qui?e a bi? o? room. Th? firs? n? secon? floors cin stay like tha?. Th? top floor?s where me apar?men?s a? n? there?s anover decen? sized one, jus? go?a be cleaned up.?

Slit pupils turned back on his friend beneath brows that had inched up. A silent request for his thoughts.

Necromesh

Date: 2008-01-09 17:19 EST
The Jester looked upon the building, then back to the Jackal. He snickered madly as the golden-red orb fixed on the eyes of his comrade. ?I think it suits our needs perfectly. Kinda reminds me of you though.? He took the lead then, after a quick palm to the back of the head. He was snickering as he walked up the few steps to the front doors. He opened the left one, and it fell off of its hinges. He dodged out of the way quickly enough, eye darting back to Stitch with a snicker. ?Looks like we?ve found the first project, yeah?? He flipped the door up and set it about leaning against the wall before he even thought to step foot in the dilapidated hellhole of a building, listening to any ramblings the Jackal had on the subject of knowing which door to
use.

After a treacherous few steps, more to mock the place than be careful, the Jester took to looking about. He spotted a few things of mild interest, and quickly discovered that they were hazardous at best. He snickered before he moved further into the place, knocking in one or two doors before looking trough the insides, wondering if any trans-species viruses could get at him. He nearly laughed at himself before a voice floated out from the room he?d busted into, reaching the Jackal. ?It?s stellar!? He stumbled his way out of the room, pursued by mice, rats, and a dog.

?Now, if you?d be so kind, show me the part we get to destroy?? He snickered as he brushed some kind of filth from his shirt that had made its home there during his exploration. Scaled arms folded over the Jester?s chest as he waited.

Mischief

Date: 2008-01-10 07:01 EST
A burst of air shot out of his nostrils at the smack. A snort. With furrowed brows, he followed as the jester advanced on his royal pile of... broken building. "Well tha's th' poin' ye li'le girl. I' is MY 'ouse--errr...Buildin'." Was it? Or was he squatting? Who knew. Really, who cared? The place was pleasantly ignored, just like a bum taking a piss on a park bench.

The only response that the broken door got was a yawn as the threshold was crossed. While the monochromatic creature explored and inspected, Stitch busied himself with smoke rings even as the variety of four-legged things scampered past. When the verdict was announced, his eyes lowered again and he jerked his head to the side. "There's a staircase in 'ere..kin'a screwy an' we migh' mee' our untimely deafs... Or there's one separa'e tha' ye cin see th' column of from ou'side," a fraction of a second allowed him to rethink that entire sentence, wondering if it made any sense. A roll of his shoulders and the thought washed away.

So, off they went to the separate staircase. There was a door to the outside and one to the inside. Both were kept locked: the door giving access to the outside bolted on the inside and the one to the lobby chained and padlocked. The obstacles were removed and they entered the concrete space reminiscent of an elevator shaft; windowless and dark.

Dark. Not just can't-see-your-hand-in-front-of-your-face-dark, but "Wow, are the walls and stairs painted black?" kind of dark. That little tid-bit was discernible by the single light bulbs hanging on the bottom side of each flight of stairs. Each had it's own color, but green was the most recurring. First, the eerie green glow. Then a deep red. After that, a black light, and so on. "Wa'ch ou' fer th' was'e bin, ma'e," was muttered over his shoulder as a door was shouldered open two floors up. Hopefully the jester wouldn't run into it and send the entire thing tumbling down the steps, discarded drawings left to litter the room.

They entered a hallway, equally as dark and foreboding. An old fashioned switch meant to be pressed in was put to use with the pound of a fist. A dull ceiling light spasmed to life and cast a yellowish glow over the space below. To their left was unkempt mahogany railing where the main staircase zigzagged. The jackal took up a wary lean on the dusty banister and with a flick of his talon, sent ash fluttering to it's doom. He pointed to the three doors, unopened for an indefinite amount of time.

"N' each o' those're offices. Upstairs looks like i' migh'a been th' same fing an th' res' er apar'men's. Though, I'm finkin' o' usin' th' sixth floor one un'er mine n' makin' i' a lof'," he mused aloud. Just thought he'd throw it out there and probably to no one in particular. It was likely that his cohort was already running through each of the rooms.

Necromesh

Date: 2008-01-10 22:37 EST
The Jester followed him through the doors and into the stairwell. He looked around, blinked, then made sure he wasn?t blind by looking up, spotting one of the green bulbs in the distance. He snickered and made his way up, hearing the Stitch?s warning before he reached the bin. He knocked it over, of course. ?Well that was unexpected?? He snickered as he continued up and out into the hallway.

He looked up as the light begrudgingly took up its duty, an eye ridge rising to the thing. He wondered if lights could be insulted, and proceeded to wonder what would be insulting enough to convince it to remain well-lit for more than a day. He shook his head, rather violently, and let his thoughts rearrange themselves. He muttered under his breath as he shoved through a door, Stitch?s information on offices unheard over his own low voice. ?No time to be distracted, yeah? No. No distractions. Gotta check out all the stuff??

He looked about one of the offices, overhearing only the last bit of the Jackal?s musings. He snickered as he dug out a desk from beneath a mountain of papers. ?Lofts are for college dropouts. I highly doubt you went that far in the educational system of British-headphone-Billy-Idol?.Land.? He dragged the desk over to a wall and stepped up onto its top. He felt lucky for his unrealistic lightness. The wood probably wouldn?t have properly held a housecat, let alone a six foot Jester.

He peered out the overly high-set window, the only one not boarded up by the looks of the place. The window was grimy enough on its own, but the Jester wiped a hand across it just to be sure, unsurprisingly to no avail. He turned around and shouted back to his friend in a voice of content malice. ?I think these?ll work out just fine. I can have a wrecking crew in here pretty soon. Hush hush and whatnot.? He snickered again as he waited for the Jackal to come in.

Mischief

Date: 2008-03-03 03:35 EST
It had been nearly two months since the wrecking crew had come and gone. The junk had been cleared, as were several walls on floors five and six. The place looked like a warehouse, now.

The jackal stood with arms folded, observing the room with little division that was the fifth story. Brows knit as he considered the space, applying a certain plan to that very area and measuring how workable it was. A single steel chair was bolted to the floor, alone in the vast space. Strategically placed away from any window, not that one could see out of them anyway. It was a start, no?

Ears perked up and he turned his gaze on the entering jester. Pierced brows lifted before he turned back to the dark room.

"Took ye long enough. Tha' crew took forever.. Fackin' slackers. This should do nicely, I fink. We'll add to i' o' course. Tha' seven 'undred fee' o' razor wire'll fi' in 'ere no problem. An' tha' surprise fing ye still 'aven' shown me, too, aye?" He peered toward his friend with narrowed eyes; expectantly.

Necromesh

Date: 2008-03-03 16:41 EST
He entered into the outside staircase of the building with a grin plastered all over his masked face. This was one day he was in total control, it had been decided, and it felt grand. He carried in his arms two things: A chain that could only be attached to something extremely heavy or extremely dangerous, and a sack that he'd set up to hold more than it should.

Up and in through the stairwell he went, the thing at the end of the chain slowly bringing up the rear, or being dragged perhaps. Who could tell in the mass of darkness that was the stairway? Upon every floor he'd stick his head out and check for the Jackal. He hoped he wouldn't have to go to the complete top, not with this kind of payload.

He stopped when he spotted the knocked-over trash can. With a snicker, he tipped it back up into place and made for the door leading onto the fifth floor. As his head emerged through the door, he spotted the Jackal and grinned at his diagnoses of the situation. "There were delays on the main road; some guy had his face ripped off or something similarly ludicrous. Razor wire's in the bag, Just need a place to put it so it can unravel all the way out. And as for the... Surprise. Right. I hope you like it." With that, he snickered. Clawed hands began to reel in the chains he'd been dragging behind him, and an approach could be heard.

The Chimera entered through the doorway, and the Jester spoke soothingly to it, which was most odd for him to do. "Come on in. Good, good." He turned back to the Jackal with one of those 'can't wait to see his face' looks and waited.

Mischief

Date: 2008-03-16 02:54 EST
It had been several days since the Chimera had been put to use and not even on the victim it was intended for. Stitch now spent most of his days caring for Daisy, usually dreaming up excuses to go in to see the perfect mix of polar bear, arachnid and squid in her sense-proof room. Then, he'd make a trip to the inn.

This was the second time he'd arrive and soon find his best friend's son shortly afterward. Stitch was many things: insane, volatile, rude, crude, inconsiderate, and a general di*khead, but eat babies? He certainly did not. Not this one, anyway.Perhaps it was the black he wore, maybe the messy hair and untied shoes, or possibly the piercings that any normal five year old wouldn't have. They were only present in the establishment for a few moments before the jackal had taken his leave and invited the child to accompany him with the promise of a bridge piercing much like his own.

Vapors

Date: 2008-03-20 18:42 EST
Teshid followed the Jackal throughout the city, into the WestEnd, and onto the trail of a Watchman. He nodded in an excited way when his instructions were whispered to him, and ran through and alley to end up ahead of the poor sap.

For all that could, and would, be said of the boy, he was more cunning than some Demons a hundred times his age. He rolled through a puddle, bit down hard on his tongue, and rubbed the filth of the water all over his skin. As the tears of pain resonating from the bite began to flow, he stepped into the street ahead of the guard with a helplessly adorable whimper.

The guard stepped towards him almost immediately, his hardened brow furrowing in concern, before he set a hand to the little boy's shoulder. "What happened to you, son? Are you okay?" The little boy sniffled, and looked up to the Guard as the Jackal crept silently up behind him. "I can't.. Find.. My Da....."

The Guard may have been about to say something comforting. He never got the chance, though. Something hit him in the back of the head with a dull *thunk*, and he followed suit.

The little boy's fanged smile was unbelievable. "Uncle Stitch! I did it! Did I do good!?" He was beyond excited. The Jackal's praise brought him over even that edge, and when he received his piercing and fresh clothes, he passed out while playing with his new favorite pet, Daisy.

He didn't even catch his Godfather's exit, or his trip to the fifth floor. He slept serenely, the massive form of Daisy coiled around the couch he slept upon.