From the Outback on Monday, March 19:

This came out of an IC moment:

PJ Ramirez: ~Cusses under her breath and hangs up after the second ring, not waiting for an answer. She tossed the phone on the desk and started to pick up the pieces of Koy~
Koyliak: :: PJ would be picking up those pieces FOREVER if that were the case::
PJ Ramirez: ~And would, for Koy~
PJ Ramirez: ~Or Charlie, or Rena... S'what was at the heart of DoD~
PJ Ramirez: ~Well, that and lots Booze~
Koyliak: ::And boobage in PJ's case::
PJ Ramirez: ~Yeah, but Koy's got the rockin' ass!!~
Koyliak: ::No, Rena's got the ass obviously. Koy's got the legs::
PJ Ramirez: ~Legs has the Legs!~
Rena A Cronin: ::mutters::


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After seeing Charlie have a heartfelt moment saying goodbye to Tareth:

Koyliak: Awww....Charlie really is a big ole mush when you get past the blond hair, enhanced boobs and murderous streak.
Charlie Nausikaa: ::totally dies::

An OOC comment at Kheld and Koy making dinner plans:

Goldglo: Kheldar is FIRED! EATING WITH ANOTHER MAN'S WOMAN! F.I.R.E.D.!!!!
Koyliak: Caedia's going to be there too!
Goldglo: Even worse! He's with someone who likes to watch!!!
Goldglo: "I like the way you twirl that spaghetti on the fork, Koy"
"My, you heartily stab that salad with the fork, Koy"
I can see it all now!

Baker: Eve?
Eve: Hm?
Baker: What's it like having boobs?
Eve: Amazing. Like.. portable stress balls.
Eve: ::Reaches up and squeezes her own chest:: I'm calmer already.

If you haven't seen the new IFL articles yet, they're pretty hilarious. I like these two comments in particular:

"Shots of Decadence is formed from three out of the four members of what all accounts suggest is a "Bad Girl" sorority. Pleasant manners, grace, and submissiveness need not apply."

"Rumor has it that the Captain Matthew Algiers Simon is currently missing in action after a military mission. His significant other and assistant captain Koyliak VanDuran seems to be running the show but one must question her mental stability in naming her lover to the captaining role when all reports suggest that he is no longer among the living."

Maybe I should have Koy fight her first match in a strait jacket. ::snickers::

Check out the rest of the articles here: Iron Fists News

Sorry, I needed to share this OOC moment:

Goldglo: The HD channels are right next to the pay ones, so as I scroll to the 1100 news I pass right by "Sex Crazed Latina Party Girls". Who knew PJ had her own TV show?

Not that it's really a surprise anymore but now that I finally finished the posts about Koy getting pregnant and the Opals being involved (thanks for your patience Matt!), here are some funny OOC quotes about the SL.

Koyliak: Oh and I think you're right about birth control...duh they're opals they can do what they want

Goldglo: I figure if PathFinder can make Matt move through people it can pull off swimmers going up the channel.

--Matt helping me figure out the logistics of how the Opals would get the otherwise contraceptively conscious Koy pregnant.


Goldglo: "Dear Abby, My husband
covets my Opal. Help. Sincerely,
Bejeweled"

Sartan: "PS, I have an evil baby growing
in my womb. Please respond fast!"

--Matt and Sartan writing Koy's letter to her local advice columnist.

Koyliak and PJ, appreciated.

Nigel Alder (lamenting the options left him in Rhydinian women):

"Y' and Matt already took th' ones with the nicest racks ::He picked his beer back up, vaulted the ropes without touching them, and landed gracefully.::"