Mona doesn't like cars.
She understands that the are practical, but she is, as the more snobbishly inclined car enthusiasts call, an operator instead of a driver. She favors walking and bar that, horse riding. Practicality you can pet.
That does not, however, excuse the gift her beloved Cardinal Cosmiro bestows upon her. There are exactly two acres of land to the right of her house where grass grows despite the sand beneath. That her mestre has blithely overlooked her pleas regarding the housing, the fencing, the feeding of a horse does not dissuade him, or the stout ghoul currently backing the horse trailer up into her driveway.
Arms crossed over her chest, she stares at the ghoul. He hides his fear of her with an expertise that she can appreciate. Besides, if he's scared then it might spook the horse.
"This is a very bad gift!" She cries out to the driver, and his shrug is picked up via the truck's side mirror.
"The Dom, he said you would say that," replies the ghoul loud enough for his words to be heard above the roar of the truck's engine. "It is a very fine beast."
Mona catches a flick of the tail between two of the trailer's metal slats. "I do not care if it can speak. This is still very irresponsible."
The ghoul doesn't keep the banter going. He opens the door and swings himself from the truck. There is an air of pride to him hanging beneath the tide of dumb fear rolling off of him. "You are the stable-mestre?"
The man nods. "Sim Senhora. Ten years now."
She watches as he unlocks the trailer door, but the shadows obscure the horse just enough to irritate her further. Gripping the reigns, the ghoul slowly leads the steed down the ramp. To Cosmiro's credit, the horse is gorgeous; a pale cream fellow with pale eyes, his body sleek and built for speed.
"A cremello Akhal-Teke just turned five years old," the ghoul informs Mona, drawing her eyes back to him. The horse snorts at Mona and she slumps her shoulders in resignation. "Very rare."
"...it is named?"
"Macaquinho."
"Charming."
"Where will you have me put him, Senhora? Where are your stables?"
Mona is already scaling the stairs leading to the little beach shanty's door. She doesn't look back at him but throws her hands high above her head.
"I have no stables because I never expected someone to gift me a horse!"
"Well, Senhora, you'll need stables."
Mona stops just short of stepping through the doorway. "Tie the horse to the lamp post, or so help me I will throw you into a woodchipper."
"But Senhora.."
"Vai tomar no cu!"
The conversation ends with her slamming the door shut behind her. The stablemaster, used to verbal abuse from their shared Lord, does as he is told.
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She understands that the are practical, but she is, as the more snobbishly inclined car enthusiasts call, an operator instead of a driver. She favors walking and bar that, horse riding. Practicality you can pet.
That does not, however, excuse the gift her beloved Cardinal Cosmiro bestows upon her. There are exactly two acres of land to the right of her house where grass grows despite the sand beneath. That her mestre has blithely overlooked her pleas regarding the housing, the fencing, the feeding of a horse does not dissuade him, or the stout ghoul currently backing the horse trailer up into her driveway.
Arms crossed over her chest, she stares at the ghoul. He hides his fear of her with an expertise that she can appreciate. Besides, if he's scared then it might spook the horse.
"This is a very bad gift!" She cries out to the driver, and his shrug is picked up via the truck's side mirror.
"The Dom, he said you would say that," replies the ghoul loud enough for his words to be heard above the roar of the truck's engine. "It is a very fine beast."
Mona catches a flick of the tail between two of the trailer's metal slats. "I do not care if it can speak. This is still very irresponsible."
The ghoul doesn't keep the banter going. He opens the door and swings himself from the truck. There is an air of pride to him hanging beneath the tide of dumb fear rolling off of him. "You are the stable-mestre?"
The man nods. "Sim Senhora. Ten years now."
She watches as he unlocks the trailer door, but the shadows obscure the horse just enough to irritate her further. Gripping the reigns, the ghoul slowly leads the steed down the ramp. To Cosmiro's credit, the horse is gorgeous; a pale cream fellow with pale eyes, his body sleek and built for speed.
"A cremello Akhal-Teke just turned five years old," the ghoul informs Mona, drawing her eyes back to him. The horse snorts at Mona and she slumps her shoulders in resignation. "Very rare."
"...it is named?"
"Macaquinho."
"Charming."
"Where will you have me put him, Senhora? Where are your stables?"
Mona is already scaling the stairs leading to the little beach shanty's door. She doesn't look back at him but throws her hands high above her head.
"I have no stables because I never expected someone to gift me a horse!"
"Well, Senhora, you'll need stables."
Mona stops just short of stepping through the doorway. "Tie the horse to the lamp post, or so help me I will throw you into a woodchipper."
"But Senhora.."
"Vai tomar no cu!"
The conversation ends with her slamming the door shut behind her. The stablemaster, used to verbal abuse from their shared Lord, does as he is told.
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