A Most Unusual Phenomenon
Like most adventures which are worth remembering in our later years, this one began without warning and was completely unplanned. More than 100 pairs of eyes, and more than a few unpaired eyes, observed a most unusual phenomenon. Now in case you?re wondering about the unpaired eyes, it seems that the pirate life is quite conducive to losing one?s eye, either through the danger of the work, or through carelessness (often combined with severe drunkenness), or both. For example, take SnakeEyes. SnakeEyes are two brothers, who either by chance or by some DNA predisposition to stupidity, each lost one eye. One brother lost the right and the other the left, so when they would stand together they would resemble ?snake eyes? on the dice. Each of them was given the same name, so when I would call for SnakeEyes I would always get both brothers.
Now, where was I? Ah yes, the observed phenomenon that was most unusual. The Earl of Wormwood noticed it first from his perch between the main and mizzen masts of the Sea Wolf ? the ice in the harbor had turned from white to black, and then began to melt far more rapidly than one would expect. We all began to watch the event that would soon change our lives.
The day had begun much like all the others that had begun since the New Year. My beloved wife, Wyheree and I awoke in each other?s arms and we made love for some time. It was always the best way to begin any day, and who can blame me with a beautiful wife like Wyheree. Then we showered and had a leisurely breakfast together while speaking of the usual things that married people speak of over coffee and biscuits. That day my wife was going to take a walk downtown while I, as usual, would attend to the Sea Wolf.
Since returning from the Island of Fire and Ice, the ship had been repaired and was ready to sail as soon as the harbor was sufficiently clear of ice. I had healed from my head wounds and the crew was getting more bored and disruptive in town as the winter dragged on. Mr. Blade, Rat, Governor, Turmoil, Whiskey Jack and all the others had become familiar sights late at night (or early in the morning) in the alleyways and byways of the harbor region of RhyDin. Fights and stabbings had become all too common, but the money spent by the crew of the Sea Wolf was welcomed by the merchants, inn keepers and whores of the harbor district. In other words, it was pirate life as usual.
Until the ice suddenly in inexplicably turned black and melted.
?Capt?n Black! We can leave th? harbor!? Turmoil shouted out.
The entire crew immediately seconded the idea with a celebration of sabers waving, pistols firing and a potpourri of poetical pirate curses that were actually an affirmation of the exclamation of harbor evacuation. I called for an official Sea Wolf business meeting within the hour, and sent Rat to track down Wyheree and bring her to the ship.
When the meeting was called to order, Rat had returned without my wife. ?Captain B-b-black. N-n-no one has s-s-seen yer w-w-wife,? Rat stuttered the report.
A year ago that would have sent me into immediate action, but I have learned not to worry very much about my gorgeous wife. After all, she had destroyed Willie Redbeard?s ship and the city?s cannons single-handedly, she had taken on every nefarious character in the RDI, and then she destroyed a seemingly undefeatable Demon Lord from the pit of hell who controlled a mountain of magma and an army of his Dagamor minions. There was nothing in RhyDin that could compare to such evil and power as that Demon Lord, so I learned not to worry for her safety.
The meeting was a short one. Everyone was in agreement that we should leave the harbor at once before the ice returned. I did not want to leave without Wyheree, but she had that ?portal thing? going and word could always be sent to her. She understood the pirate ways, and that was just another of the innumerable things that I loved about her.
I gave the command to prepare the Sea Wolf to leave her berth, and while that was being carried out by a joyful crew of ragged pirates, I flagged down a boy on the dock to deliver a message to my wife so that she might know where to meet us.
The Sea Wolf had cleared the harbor and entered the wide open seas just as the winter sun was beginning to set.
Like most adventures which are worth remembering in our later years, this one began without warning and was completely unplanned. More than 100 pairs of eyes, and more than a few unpaired eyes, observed a most unusual phenomenon. Now in case you?re wondering about the unpaired eyes, it seems that the pirate life is quite conducive to losing one?s eye, either through the danger of the work, or through carelessness (often combined with severe drunkenness), or both. For example, take SnakeEyes. SnakeEyes are two brothers, who either by chance or by some DNA predisposition to stupidity, each lost one eye. One brother lost the right and the other the left, so when they would stand together they would resemble ?snake eyes? on the dice. Each of them was given the same name, so when I would call for SnakeEyes I would always get both brothers.
Now, where was I? Ah yes, the observed phenomenon that was most unusual. The Earl of Wormwood noticed it first from his perch between the main and mizzen masts of the Sea Wolf ? the ice in the harbor had turned from white to black, and then began to melt far more rapidly than one would expect. We all began to watch the event that would soon change our lives.
The day had begun much like all the others that had begun since the New Year. My beloved wife, Wyheree and I awoke in each other?s arms and we made love for some time. It was always the best way to begin any day, and who can blame me with a beautiful wife like Wyheree. Then we showered and had a leisurely breakfast together while speaking of the usual things that married people speak of over coffee and biscuits. That day my wife was going to take a walk downtown while I, as usual, would attend to the Sea Wolf.
Since returning from the Island of Fire and Ice, the ship had been repaired and was ready to sail as soon as the harbor was sufficiently clear of ice. I had healed from my head wounds and the crew was getting more bored and disruptive in town as the winter dragged on. Mr. Blade, Rat, Governor, Turmoil, Whiskey Jack and all the others had become familiar sights late at night (or early in the morning) in the alleyways and byways of the harbor region of RhyDin. Fights and stabbings had become all too common, but the money spent by the crew of the Sea Wolf was welcomed by the merchants, inn keepers and whores of the harbor district. In other words, it was pirate life as usual.
Until the ice suddenly in inexplicably turned black and melted.
?Capt?n Black! We can leave th? harbor!? Turmoil shouted out.
The entire crew immediately seconded the idea with a celebration of sabers waving, pistols firing and a potpourri of poetical pirate curses that were actually an affirmation of the exclamation of harbor evacuation. I called for an official Sea Wolf business meeting within the hour, and sent Rat to track down Wyheree and bring her to the ship.
When the meeting was called to order, Rat had returned without my wife. ?Captain B-b-black. N-n-no one has s-s-seen yer w-w-wife,? Rat stuttered the report.
A year ago that would have sent me into immediate action, but I have learned not to worry very much about my gorgeous wife. After all, she had destroyed Willie Redbeard?s ship and the city?s cannons single-handedly, she had taken on every nefarious character in the RDI, and then she destroyed a seemingly undefeatable Demon Lord from the pit of hell who controlled a mountain of magma and an army of his Dagamor minions. There was nothing in RhyDin that could compare to such evil and power as that Demon Lord, so I learned not to worry for her safety.
The meeting was a short one. Everyone was in agreement that we should leave the harbor at once before the ice returned. I did not want to leave without Wyheree, but she had that ?portal thing? going and word could always be sent to her. She understood the pirate ways, and that was just another of the innumerable things that I loved about her.
I gave the command to prepare the Sea Wolf to leave her berth, and while that was being carried out by a joyful crew of ragged pirates, I flagged down a boy on the dock to deliver a message to my wife so that she might know where to meet us.
The Sea Wolf had cleared the harbor and entered the wide open seas just as the winter sun was beginning to set.