Topic: ~Elly's Products~

Elly · Date: 2006-09-19 19:36 EST

~Elly's Shampoo~

Any color you want, you got it~! From reds to oranges to yellows to greens to blues to indigos to violets to blacks to whites to greys and every color inbetween, Elly's shampoo comes in every color you can imagine (and then some!). One bottle will last a month on average use.

Label Instructions: Wash hair once a day with a small, coin sized dollop. Stopping usage will revert hair back to it's natural shade anywhere from 2-3 days.

Label Warning: Do NOT ingest. NOT for use on hobbit foot hair, dwarven beards, or nose hair of ANY kind.

Cost: 5 silver per bottle

Elly · Date: 2006-09-19 21:03 EST

~Elly's Healing Salve~

Got a scratch? A cut? A burn? Can't get to a healer? No need! With Elly's Healing Salve, it's like having a healer in your pocket~! This extraordinary salve comes in three sizes, and is characterized by it's green, thick texture.

Label Instructions: Apply a generous layer to the affected area. In a matter of moments, your wounds will be healed!

Label Warning: NOT intended for third degree burns, internal wounds, or mortal wounds. In the case of the latter, contact your local healer or local mortician.

Cost: 7 silver for a 3 oz. bottle. 12 silver for a 6 oz. bottle. 16 silver for a 9 oz. bottle.

Elly · Date: 2006-09-19 23:07 EST

~Dream Wands~

Ever wander what that cat is dreaming about when it twitches about? Have you ever wanted to know who or what a lover is dreaming about? Or have you ever just wanted to 'crash' a dream? Now you can~! These small, fragile crystal wands pack powers that allow one to enter and/or participate in the dream of any sleeping being.

Label Instructions: Simply touch the tip of the wand to a sleeping beings forehead, and soon you'll fall asleep and share the same dream as them!

Label Warning: Be sure that you are laying down when you use the wand, so that you don't hit your head when falling unconsious. Usage is NOT recommended on dragons.

Cost: 50 silver a wand

Elly · Date: 2006-09-24 18:16 EST

~Mana Wands~

Sick of being ungifted in the arts of magic? Feeling intimidated by those who do wield magic? Well now, even the most ordinary of humans can manipulate the powers of the elements! There are Fire Wands, Water Wands, Ice Wands, Wind Wands, Lightning Wands and even Earth Wands to choose from!

Label Instructions: When holding the wand, the user should easily be able to control the magic by mind alone. Simply hold the wand, aim carefully, and let your mind relax to release the powers within!

Label Warning: It is recommended that those who are new to magic should practice with the wand privately before using said wand in public. It is not recommended that those with a certain, natural element wield a wand of opposite element. For example, water elementalists should stay away from Lightning Wands. The Witch will not be held responsible for injury one might bring upon themself, or others.

Cost: 30 silver per wand. 5 silver per mana recharge when your wand is drained.

Elly · Date: 2006-10-09 21:01 EST

~Elly's Color Drops~

The latest product is now finished with it's beta stage of testing and is ready for market! Have dull eyes? Brown, black or some other icky color that doesn't stand out? That's a thing of the past with Elly's Color Drops! With these eye drops you can change the color of your eyes on a daily basis! It comes in every color Elly's Shampoo comes in, so you can mix or match! Each bottle lasts 30 days during proper usage.

Label Instructions: Put in one drop per eye for immediate effect! It will last 24 hours, then you will have to reapply.

Label Warning: Do NOT ingest! In the case of accidental ingestion contact your local pest exterminator IMMEDIATELY! ..You'll know why.

Cost: 3 silver per bottle

Elly · Date: 2007-01-23 00:38 EST

~Pumpkin Bombs~

There's nothing to say other than... KA-BOOM! These mini pumpkins are deceptive, much more than a tasty treat!

Label Instructions: It's simple! You break the stem off the little pumpkin, and you throw the pumpkin away from yourself as hard as you can, then you turn around and RUN~!

Label Warning: After breaking the stem off the pumpkin, DO NOT KEEP HOLDING IT. This product is not recommended for those who 'throw like girls' either.

Cost: 50 Silver for 3 bombs