It had been a long hike through the woods, lots of zigs and zags along the way but they looked to finally be making some progress. They were experienced in the ways of the forest, Rangers, at home with the trees. And they were lost. There was Chris with his head down, his face mere inches from a parchment scribbled with crude directions, trying to walk between dark trees with sunglasses on. Following a little further back were the caddy and the intern, each with their own pair of shades. None of them could see worth a crap. It was a necessary evil however; with the eyes covered it was a lot harder to be detected by spider monkeys. The blue ones eat the eyes.
Finally they found a trail and followed it all the way to the atelier, moving up to the door they stopped, staring at it quietly in between looks among themselves. This went on for a while with nothing getting done until the caddy, who was nervously searching the shadows for any sign of the blue horde, finally spoke up.
?Well? Are you going to knock?? The caddy asked impatiently. ?We?re like sitting ducks out here.?
?You knock.? Chris responded. He had heard stories about witches, the worst being about the one who not only controlled spider monkeys, but gave them wings. ?Wicked,? he whispered.
?Are you scared?? The caddy?s expression was that of amusement, a brief respite from the cold and paranoia. Which is not really paranoia when the creatures you are really paranoid about are really out to get you; so put that in your pipe and smoke it.
?She is a witch man! Hello.? Chris? tone was a convincing one. ?Haven?t ya ever read Shakespeare?? He was looking between the two faces to see if the underlying theme was getting through to them. ?Shakespeare?? The three witches?? Macbeth!? The last was almost a cry for understanding.
?Who?? The caddy had no idea what the RPS Guy was talking about and the intern just stood there with a blank look. They both shrugged in unison.
?It?s a freaking tragedy. Good god man! *Having a conversation with you is like a Martian talking to a Fungo.? Chris spoke with an edge of annoyance, but it was mostly frustration dripping from the words. ?Listen. All I?m sayin? is witches are bad mojo man. So stay alert and keep ya head on a swivel.?
?Head on a swivel. Got it. Now can you knock on the door so we can get the stuff we need and take care of those blue little bastards before they take care of us?? The caddy had gone back to being cold and paranoid.
?Swivel!? The intern chimed in, his English was getting better.
?Yeah, swivel. Good job Chewie.? Chris gave the intern an approving nod then turned to knock on the door. Hesitated, and then continued. Knock. Knock.
(*Bull Durham)
Finally they found a trail and followed it all the way to the atelier, moving up to the door they stopped, staring at it quietly in between looks among themselves. This went on for a while with nothing getting done until the caddy, who was nervously searching the shadows for any sign of the blue horde, finally spoke up.
?Well? Are you going to knock?? The caddy asked impatiently. ?We?re like sitting ducks out here.?
?You knock.? Chris responded. He had heard stories about witches, the worst being about the one who not only controlled spider monkeys, but gave them wings. ?Wicked,? he whispered.
?Are you scared?? The caddy?s expression was that of amusement, a brief respite from the cold and paranoia. Which is not really paranoia when the creatures you are really paranoid about are really out to get you; so put that in your pipe and smoke it.
?She is a witch man! Hello.? Chris? tone was a convincing one. ?Haven?t ya ever read Shakespeare?? He was looking between the two faces to see if the underlying theme was getting through to them. ?Shakespeare?? The three witches?? Macbeth!? The last was almost a cry for understanding.
?Who?? The caddy had no idea what the RPS Guy was talking about and the intern just stood there with a blank look. They both shrugged in unison.
?It?s a freaking tragedy. Good god man! *Having a conversation with you is like a Martian talking to a Fungo.? Chris spoke with an edge of annoyance, but it was mostly frustration dripping from the words. ?Listen. All I?m sayin? is witches are bad mojo man. So stay alert and keep ya head on a swivel.?
?Head on a swivel. Got it. Now can you knock on the door so we can get the stuff we need and take care of those blue little bastards before they take care of us?? The caddy had gone back to being cold and paranoid.
?Swivel!? The intern chimed in, his English was getting better.
?Yeah, swivel. Good job Chewie.? Chris gave the intern an approving nod then turned to knock on the door. Hesitated, and then continued. Knock. Knock.
(*Bull Durham)