Topic: The Witch Who Cried Pumpkin.. Part Two~!

Elly

Date: 2007-02-12 17:48 EST
"Well Ickybod~?"

The Witch had just explained her quandary to The Pumpkin. Her lips were puckered into a quivery pout, violet eyes were wide and glossy, and hands were clasped together as she studied him intensely, begging almost.

He pointed at her and laughed.

The Witch looked absolutely horrified. "YOU WON'T HELP~?!" Screeeech! Another pumpkinhead nearby grasped at where ears should have been, 'ba'ing a bit in frustration. "Iiiiiiickyyyyy~" Whiiiiiiiine. She sniffled a bit and frowned. "You can't refuse~! You're all supposed to listen to me~!" Foot stomp.

The Pumpkin laughed a bit more.

Crimson curls were a blur as she shook her head, then kneeled down to pick The Pumpkin up, holding his face mere inches from hers. "Please Icky~ I need your help~ If Alain figures out I lied~ He might be mad at me~" A frown on her lips. A genuine, sad frown.

...that got to The Pumpkin, he sighed and nodded.

With a squeal of delight she hugged The Pumpkin close to her bosom and squeezed him tight. "Oh thank you~!" Kisskiss to his forehead before setting the now grinning Pumpkin down. "Now go~" Pushing him along towards the back room. "It won't be long before he's here~!"

Alain DeMuer

Date: 2007-02-18 14:35 EST
Alain arrives before nightfall, just as the western sky is turning orange, and the temperature has already begun to drop into the teens. He is wrapped up in a thick grey scarf, but his black overcoat has been left unbuttoned so he can reach his shoulder-holstered blaster more easily, in case this isn't another of Elly's tricks. Just in case. However, he makes it to the atelier without incident, and approaches the door to knock. He looks tired... but he's always looking tired, lately. A little more whiskered than usual, with a couple extra bags under his eyes. He's smiling, though. Elly's insane, but her antics often cheer him up when he's in too serious of a mood. This may be just what he needs... or it may turn into the biggest headache of a night he's had in months.

Elly

Date: 2007-02-23 23:33 EST
The Witch paused at the knock. Alain was there! "Hurry~!" Another shove and The Pumpkin was in the back room, and the door was shut quickly. She hadn't a clue what plan of action he'd come up with, but she'd have faith in him!

She had to.

"Co-o-o-ming~!" The Witch used her sweetest, lightest sing song voice and cast it towards the door, then shrieked in horror as she realized she was still wearing her clothes from earlier in the day. That wouldn't do at all! Her future husband couldn't see her being so lacking in fashion, so she thought and thought and thought and... "A-ha~!"

Scurrying behind the counter, The Witch dug around a little container holding a few wands. Surprisingly, the rather colorful ones were bypassed for a plain looking one, looked more like a stick than anything actually. It was waved over her head and then she was enveloped in a POOF! of orange smoke. Without waiting for it to clear, she ran out from the cloud and over towards the door, feet now bare and quiet on the ground.

Handle was grabbed, twisted, then she pulled the door open. "Hello Alain~!"

Clad in nothing more than lingerie, matching light purple with pumpkins printed on them, and long crimson locks up in a ponytail, The Witch stood there with a wide grin, dimples, and sparkling violets full of adoration.

Alain DeMuer

Date: 2007-03-03 22:32 EST
Alain blows into his hand as he listens to Elly scrambling around. He doesn't even seem that curious about it, figuring she's just up to... whatever. Figuring nothing will surprise him.

And figuring wrong.

"Hey there... Elly..." He trails off after it registers what she's wearing, and he looks at her wide-eyed. Don't stare at her boobs... don't... don't... damnit, Alain! Blue eyes snap back up as quickly as they are drawn down, and his cheeks color slightly. It's a very, VERY odd choice for lingerie. Hell, choosing lingerie in this context is odd to begin with.

He frowns slightly and looks over his shoulder, jerking a thumb. "Isn't it kind of... cold to be wearing...?" He looks back at her smiling up at him, and then shakes his head slightly with an awkward little smile. "Never mind. Mind if I come in, and you give me a tour first? Then I'll take a stroll around the grounds and find a place to settle down back inside."

Elly

Date: 2007-03-04 03:57 EST
Violets grow wide, wide, wider at his statement.. The Witch almost looked embarassed! No, she DID look embarassed, mortified really. "Oh my gosh~! You're right~!" A quick step foward was taken towards Alain, her arms outstretched towards him to usher/drag him inside if he'd have it. "It is cold~! Do you want something warm to drink~? I can make something if you want~? Are you hungry~?" Pause. Smilesmile. "You look really really nice tonight Alain~!"

The Witch bounced a bit on her toes, without those five inch heels that oh so short height of hers was all the more evident. "Do you have weapons to protect yourself if you go out~? I have some things if you didn't bring protection, like the flash b-..oh~! Did those work okay~?"

Smilesmile, clingcling, lots and lots of questions.

Alain DeMuer

Date: 2007-03-04 12:39 EST
'Really nice' is his overcoat, red button-up, jeans, and work boots... but he figures he could've come in sweatpants and gotten the same compliment. He's ushered inside, the door shut, and he takes a look around the room, frowning some. "Tea if you have any... I'm not hungry, thanks..."

An eyebrow arches at mention of a weapon, and he flicks his coat back to reveal his shoulder-holstered blaster pistol. It's seen a lot of abuse, but it's heavy and works well enough to drop a giant of a man in one well-aimed shot. "I always come prepared... and that 'flashbang' worked like a dream, thanks." He winks at her, hand brushing her arm as he moves by to take a look around the room... drawing closer to that door Icky was shoved into... "...But I don't think I'll need one tonight." It's coincidence that he's drawing close to it - he has no idea what's behind there.

Elly

Date: 2007-03-07 05:56 EST
Sweatpants, overalls, flip flops, moo moos.. you name it! As long as there was an Alain in it, The Witch would love it!

"Tea it is then~!" The Witch bounced on her toes and spun about to rush on over towards her counter. In a hurry of course, couldn't keep Alain waiting if he wanted tea! She leanleanleeeeaned over the counter, and plucked up her witch's hat from.. somewhere. There's no telling what's back there!

"That's good to hear~! I can start making them to sell now that I know they work~!" Turning, she moved back towards Alain, violets flooded with adoration. "Even if you don't need it tonight, I can always-"

Her speech stopped. Abruptly. Alain was rather close to that door after all. Panic crossed her features, but only for about five seconds! Not like Alain noticed, right? Pretty dimpled smile back in place, she reached into the hat, and pulled out a cup of tea. No preparation, no nothing, The Witch really did just pull out a steaming cup of hot tea from her hat. (More impressive than magicians and their bunnies, no?) Looked green.. smelled like green tea. The cup was offered to Alain, but he'd have to come and get it from The Witch. She hoped it would lure him from that door, because she didn't know what was in there either!

"Here's your tea Alain~!" Obviously. "I hope you like it~!"

Alain DeMuer

Date: 2007-03-08 11:56 EST
He turns around from the door when Elly approaches... and grins at how suddenly she procured a cup of tea. Rather green-looking green tea. He manages not to frown as he draws near to take it from her hands and lift it for a small sip. "Thanks... I, ah." He nods towards her front door. "I think I'll take that stroll now. I'll be back in a minute." He grins again for her, and holding his cup carefully, taking another sip, he moves out the front door to get a better sense of the grounds. He gets the uneasy feeling he might've just stepped into a minefield...

Elly

Date: 2007-03-13 08:15 EST
Violets blinkety blinked as Alain moved to the door and out, though The Witch did her best to maintain a casual smile as he did so. It would probably look scary and forced though. She'd never win an Oscar at that rate! When the door closed behind Alain, The Witch turned towards the door that led to the back room. Just what in the world was The Pumpkin doing back there?

She paced. At least for ten whole minutes before she lost patience. The Witch had to see what was going on in that room! On tippy toes she moved that way, slowly opening the door just enough to peek inside..and gasped at the sight.

A life sized Alain plush figure of sorts hung there, with various bulls eyes and 'wounds' all over him. Knives shouldn't be stuck there! And.. God, all that cotton strewn about! "Oh no~!"

The Pumpkin was going to take this a little too far... Still clad in her unmentionables, The Witch turned and darted out the front door of the atelier. She had to find Alain!

~

Outside? Peaceful as could be. Alain wouldn't see anything out of the ordinary, except Peggy the Rainbow Pegasus grazing, and she was harmless as could be. She just sparkled and ate and looked pretty.

Silence was broken however, as some odd music? started coming from nearby bushes. If anyone saw Peggy? They could almost swear she rolled her eyes and shook her head. Shortly after that music started she trottrottrotted on away.

Another set of bushes near Alain would then rustle faintly. Of course small bushes like that couldn't hide the almost 7 foot shadowy figure looming behind it...

Alain DeMuer

Date: 2007-03-24 10:41 EST
The pegasus throws him off, distracts him. Bad detective, bad. He begins to approach with a small grin and one hand held out... and then stops. Music. The creature trots away... and Alain, with one hand on his holster, turns to the bushes. Eyes widening at the seven foot figure, he unclasps his holster and shifts on his feet, preparing himself to dive out of the way. This guy is HUGE.

Elly

Date: 2007-04-05 17:09 EST
Brushes and leaves rustled and rustled as that almost seven foot figure swayed from side to side. Slowly it emerged from behind the bushes. What was it exactly?

...it was.. well..

It was tall, wore a jacket, and was covered in clothes. There's no telling what it was honestly. Though there was no mistake about what that was in it's right.. ah.. hand.. area? A machete. That always bodes well. In the other hand.. area, was another glimmer of something shiny, possibly sharp. Hard to tell in the dark though.

And let's not forget about the barrel of a gun poking out of the slightly parted jacket. It wasn't quite aimed at Alain though. Actually, it wasn't aimed at Alain at all, just some tree about seven foot away from him.

"..a..aaa...b..."

Bang!

Alain DeMuer

Date: 2007-04-14 12:45 EST
Merde... Alain dives before the shot, though apparently it wasn't necessary. He knows it went way wide, and that something is funny - doesn't that voice sound familiar? - but what he knows for certain is that this thing, whatever it is, is armed. When he hits the ground, he rolls to a crouch, aims quickly and shoots to disarm, two quick shots at the machete and the gun. Who'd have thought this contract would actually lead him to a gunfight? Though... when catching Elly's pumpkins, he did sometimes consider just shooting them...

Elly

Date: 2007-05-07 15:04 EST
Shooting them would save a lot of time and effort, then again, that'd be one heck of a mess that needs to be cleaned up.

"BA~!"

The familiar shriek sounded out as gun fell out of the jacket sleeve and to the ground completely, and a ping! rang out as bullet hit blade, and the machete was sent hurtling off to the side, spinning rapidly.

Right past The Witch's face, as she picked a grand time to show up. Violets grew as wide as saucers as she screeched, and a hand shot protectively to her unharmed face. Cue the crying.

Meanwhile, the jacketed.. thing wobbled a bit. Quite a bit actually.. until finally a pumpkinhead came tumbling out of the bottom and rolled a couple feet from the jacket. "Ba~" There was another being, presumabely another pumpkinhead, still trapped under the jacket and assorted clothing though, and it landed on the ground with a thunk, doing its best to fight it's way out, but that just wasn't happening...

Alain DeMuer

Date: 2007-07-25 11:01 EST
"Oh God," he mutters as Elly nearly gets hit and begins to cry, and he stuffs his blaster hurriedly into his trousers. "It's all right!" he hollers mid-lunge, as he launches himself at the pumpkins to wrestle them into submission. "Just a... couple of your pumpkins making trouble!" Somehow he thinks Elly put them up to this (though shooting at him may have been their idea). Elly? Do some sort of a ruse to get Alain's attention? No, never!

Elly

Date: 2007-08-15 08:33 EST
The Witch's crying seemed to subside a little at Alain's call. She sniffled and wiped at her face with the back of her hand, eliminating stray tears and snot bubbles and streams. So very attractive. Violets were wide as she watched him wrestle with the pumpkin duo. Sure, she *wanted* to help him out there, since her plan did go a little too far... but?

First? Jumping in would put herself in danger, and she'd probably just get in Alain's way. Second? Come on, he was wrestling! That's super appealing! Just like a guy who'd watch two girls in a chick fight, she watched Alain. Tears faded, and gaze became one of interest and intent study as she tilted her head to the side. La La Land population - Elly.

Meanwhile those pumpkinheads scrambled and wriggled and fought back against Alain. At least one did. The pumpkinhead that was not The Pumpkin tried wriggling away from Alain so he could.. well.. run away and retreat! He had no personal vendetta against the D'Mourir. He was just promised a PlayElf magazine if he helped out. But no pretty lady was worth all this!

The Pumpkin however, was a bit more aggressive, taking swings at Alain where he could. Not that any connecting blows would hurt terribly much. He did have a body of cloth after all... He'd bite at him too. Not that any connecting bites would hurt. They'd just be gross, and get goo and mush and pumpkin seeds on Alain...

In the end, Alain definitely had the superior strength, and The Pumpkin was wrestled down, shooting a nasty look up at Alain. A look that said... 'I want you dead.'

"Ba!"

Alain DeMuer

Date: 2007-09-11 16:58 EST
"Ba yourself," Alain retorts, and roughly rubs pumpkin mush off his face with the back of his arm. Holding the pumpkin securely by the stem, he gets to his feet and goes to Elly, who is...

...spacing out, no doubt fantasizing him. So the detective waves his hand in front of her face, and if that does not work, even snaps his fingers once. "Uh, hey. I, uh... got your culprit," he says, then hoisting up the disgruntled pumpkin.