Topic: We're off to see the Witch!

Corlanthis Wystansayr

Date: 2007-03-25 10:13 EST
Cor was ambling through the forest on his way to Elly's, having seen a flier for her store and coming to the conclusion that just *maybe* she might be able to do something about his hair. Conventional methods had proved fruitless in getting rid of the perma-pink and now it was time to try the big guns. Or at least the cute and diminutive ones.

It was during his trip that he came across what appeared to be some kind of pumpkin-headed scarecrow stuck in some tree branches and bushes. Arms were struggling helplessly and it's voice was a constant string of... "ba~! Baboba~! ba~a~a~a~!" Cor stopped and stared at it for a moment. It..looked harmless enough. Certainly if it was dangerous, it wouldn't have been stuck in the shrubbery, so Cor walked over and helped it get free. The pumpkin-head followed him back to the path with a hearty round of Ba~'s and Bo~'s and was pointing down the path. "That the way to go?". Cor couldn't understand it, but the direction seemed obvious enough. And off Cor and the pumpkin-head went.

The next encounter came as they were rounding a bend and Cor spotted a woodsman..or perhaps a lumberjack of some sort, standing in the middle of the path. Upon spotting the unlikely duo, the figure lumbered towards them. His voice was wooden, but his arms were gesturing well enough. "Pardon.....me.. A...fau..fau..foul..beast..has...stolen...my..axe. Wi..Wi..Will..you...help..me...find......it?". Cor glanced at the pumpkin-head, who simply gave Cor the kind of shrug that only a being with no bones could give. Cor nodded at it, then glanced at the woodcutter. "Yeah, sure. Why not. But I'm just helping until I get to the Witch's shop!" Cor nodded and the two that was now three set off once again.

The party was moving back through the forest with Cor in the lead, and the strange lumberjack and pumpkin-head behind him. Both were engaged in a weird conversation with each other. The words consisting of the pumpkin-head's ba's and bo's and the lumberjack's slow and stilted speech. Cor wasn't really listening, intent upon keeping his concentration on the path ahead, which is why when the sudden pink blur shot out from the trees above him, smacking him in the head and knocking him to the ground and setting him flat on his back...it was a complete surprise. Once the stars quit spinning around Cor's head, he peered a the small creature sitting on his chest. It was a kitten. He stared at it. It stared back at him. Mew? it said. ". . . ." Cor replied. The kitten crawled into the hollow of his neck and promptly curled up and started purring. Cor gave a slight sigh and reached his hands up, lifting the kitten gently as he first kneeled, then rose to his feet. The kitten was set atop his head, the pink fur of the kitten blending nicely with Cor's current choice of hair color. And then once again, the party started off in the direction of the pumpkin-head's pointing.

And so it was that the party finally reached Elly's Atelier! Cor moved up to the door with the strange woodsman and pumpkin-head behind him, kitten sleeping and purring contentedly on his head, and raised a fist to knock at Elly's door.

Elly

Date: 2007-03-27 15:32 EST
"Ickybod~! You did what~?!"

The Witch? Not a happy girl at all. Violets were narrowed as she glowered to the rather smug looking Pumpkin. Posture straight, hands on hips, she meant business.

"Bababoobaba~" Amused with his own words, The Pumpkin wrapped clothy hands about his abdomen.. er.. area.. sorta, and started to laugh, occasionally wiping at those carved triangle eyes, as if a tear were trying to escape. A pumpkin seed or two may have escaped though.

"That's terrible~! You know he can't handle himself out there like you can Ickybod~ It's why I made you the-" Angrier, The Witch reached out, about to snatch The Pumpkin off the floor, but a knock at the door stopped that. A bit suprised, both Witch and Pumpkin turned to face the door, wide eyed. You better believe that smug expression faded from The Pumpkin, seemingly to appear on The Witch's face then. "A-ha~! I bet that's him now~!"

"Ba~?"

Violets blinkety blinked. "You're right~ Why would he kno- Oh~! It could be a customer~!" Violets twinkled in delight. She'd been getting better business as of late, but it was something she always appreciated and looked forward to. And who knows? It could be a handsome man, or.. or.. Alain! Reaching up, The Witch adjusted her hat, smoothed out her clothing, tugged down that too short skirt, and brushed some unseen dust from her arms. Bright smiles in place, she clicked towards the door, those little hips sashaying back and forth as The Pumpkin stared in an almost hypnotic trance. Hey, he was a pervert.

Handle grabbed and pulled, The Witch opened up the door and peered to the one outside, the other party members unseen for now. "Hello~! Welcome to my atelier~ I'm Elly~" One would think that a given. "How can I help you~?" Violets looked him over, pausing on the top of his head. The kitten blended in, so really? She thought it one big, giant, pink, afro-y mess. "Ooooh, you must be here for a makeover~!" Pointpoint to the pink. "That won't do~ I hope you're not thinking Marc Franco is some sort of trend setter with his pink hair because guys shouldn't-" Gasp! "You're not Marc Franco are you~? Because I don't know if I'm ready to be interviewed now~ I would have dressed better if I had known you were coming and had something prepared~"

Unless Cor spoke up it was very likely The Witch could go on and on and on and...

Corlanthis Wystansayr

Date: 2007-03-28 21:37 EST
When the door opened and Elly herself appeared, Cor's green eyes blinked for a few moments in slight surprise. He'd never actually had the chance to speak with Elly before this, though he'd seen her around the Inn before, and thusly, was unprepared for the reality of the situation. Caught like a deer in terribly cute headlights, Cor could only stand still and listen as she rambled on and on, even Cor's companions were struck silent by the nearly babbling witch.

All but one of them, at least. The kitten, woken up by the constant string of conversation stood up on Cor's head and stretched, her back arching and tail going straight out until she final settled in the kind of regal pose that most queens would kill to achieve. Then the kitten looked at Elly and said "Mew?"

And while the kitten had been stretching, her claws were digging in to Cor's scalp, which while quite painful, had the side-effect of clearing his head from the witch's hypnotic rambling and both of his hands went up - palms out, in an attempt to put a barrier between them so Cor could get a word in edgewise.

"Ma'am! No..no I'm not Franco, ma'am. Though..funny story there." Brief chuckle. "No, see I'm actually here to see if you can change my hair color back to normal?" Cor looked hopeful as he said that. And while he was definitely there to change his hair color, there was another reason. But he'd bring that up later.

Elly

Date: 2007-04-07 14:07 EST
When Cor interjected, The Witch, by some miracle, fell silent and, by another miracle, listened. Sorta.

Violets lifted to that movement on his head, and spotting that pink cat she grinned brightly, flashing dimples and teeth to the cat as she wriggled fingers to it. The Witch could only hope it was for her!

"You're not Franco~?" Violets lowered back to Cor. "That's good~ I wasn't really ready for an interview, and pink isn't your color~ Guys shouldn't have pink hair because pink is a girl's color~" Standing on tip toes, she leaned dangerously close to Cor, mere inches from his face as that pink mop was evaluated. "Hm~ I could give you shampoo for that but it'd only be a temporary fix~ Whatever you put in your hair to make it pink is strong, permanent stuff~!"

The Witch leaned back and spun on a heel, moving to the back of her atelier while she motioned for Cor to come in. "Lucky for you I know everything there is to know about hair products~" One cardboard box of many was pulled from a shelf and opened up. "There's something I can whip up real quick that will wash the pink out of your hair no problem~! I just need to find my ingredients~!"

The upper half of The Witch disappeared into that cardboard box as she rummaged within. A lone broom quietly swept the floor in some corner. Two pumpkinheads seated at another corner were playing poker.

It was a peaceful day at the atelier. Oddly enough.

Corlanthis Wystansayr

Date: 2007-04-08 13:04 EST
The kitten stayed planted firmly on Cor's head as Elly wriggled her fingers. But, while the kitten didn't move, it did tilt it's little pink head and lift a paw up and bat at the air, in an attempt to somehow get at those wiggling fingers. And as Elly was soon leaning up and close to him to peer at his hair, Cor shifted his gaze to the side, only to discover that Elly was still filling up his immediate vision. He finally settled for closing his eyes until she pulled back. When she went inside to dig through the box, Cor followed in after. The Pumpkinhead then followed in after Cor, baa'ing and boo'ing in happiness that he was back home, though he appeared to be staring around suspiciously for Ickybod. Cor turned back for a moment and nodded at the woodcutter.

"Stay out here and keep an eye out for anything weird. We shouldn't be too long."

The peculiar woodcutter nodded once at Cor and took up a boxer's stance, his limbs creaking as they raised and flexed. He shadow boxed the air a couple of times with surprising speed, given his unique make-up and Cor had to give an impressed nod before turning back and head further inside after Elly. When Cor came to a stop, the kitten flew off Cor's head in a pink flash to the floor and was immediately wandering over to the pumpkinheads, rubbing up variously against the legs of the table, and the legs of the pumpkinheads, before growing tired of that and finding her way to the sweeping broom. The kitten's head tilted back and she began taking playful swipes at the broom's bristles.

Cor watched Elly root around in the box and now that he was inside, he was feeling confident enough to reveal the secondary purpose of his visit to her Atelier.

"Ma'am. Being a witch, you're probably pretty familiar with magical wards, aren't you?"

Elly

Date: 2007-04-08 16:03 EST
The Pumpkin had long made a hasty retreat into the back room of the atelier, just in case the one at the door spelled out trouble for him.

Pumpkinheads playing poker stopped for a few moments as that pink cat wandered over, rubbing against everything. Clothy hands reached out to pet her, though she was soon gone to play with those brooms. Brooms that would mistake her for garbage that needed to be swept up, so they set to work trying to sweep her away and into a dust pan.

At Cor's inquiry, The Witch popped back out of the box, heels clicking against the floor as she dropped back down. "Magical wards~? Of course~! I know everything there is to know about magic of any kind~!" That infamous ego of hers was rearing it's oh so cute head. Spinning around, yet another cardboard box was pulled out, set beside the first, and little hands dipped inside and pulled out a stack of worn leathery tomes. "I have a lot of books here on all sorts of wards, what did you want to know about wards~?"

Hips sashaying clumsily, she moved out towards the middle of the atelier and dumped those texts haphazardly onto a table. "I'm afraid there's a problem though, about your hair~" Sighing, violets snapped to face Cor. "I don't have all the ingrediants I need to make the shampoo to cleanse that stuff out of your hair~ They're all local ingrediants and really easy to find and normally I'd go find them myself but I have a really busy schedule because I have articles to write and I have a spa date to keep and later I have to go shopping~"

Lips pursed and bouncing lightly on her toes, The Witch looked Cor over, waiting waiting waiting, looking ready to burst.