Topic: Settle A Bet

Johnny Smith

Date: 2008-10-10 09:10 EST
Locke had debated, once work was done, getting fully into character for the challenge. Stetsons, spurs, cowboy boots and all. In the end, though, he wore a navy blue suit with a white button-up dress shirt, with a silver collar pin in place of the tie, and a white pocket square. Well-shined leather black dress shoes completed the look. He walked confidently through the city, into the Marketplace, and towards Expressions of Hope. Once he reached the front door, he banged out his trademark knock, complete with sing-song rhyme. ?Shave and a hair cut...?

Katarina gave her cousin a funny look as she headed for the door. ?Shave an? haircu?? Really?? Chuckling all the way to the door, she opened it as if it was her own home. ?Well, howdy there.? She thickened her accent to a ridiculous proportion, grinning to Locke. ?Come?n.? Ushering him again as if it was her own home, she directed him to the kitchen where they had been talking before smoothing down her cream and floral print dress.

He entered the house, casual as you please, smoothing down the lapels on his jacket. He arched an eyebrow at her response. ?You know, the correct reply to that is ?Two bits.??

"Nah here it ain't." Another grin, "Nice ta see ya, too."

"I suppose this is all rather academic, isn't it? The bet was for Sunday, and here we are-" Locke waved a hand at the air, before continuing, "On a Monday. You would be within your rights to hold me in forfeit, Katarina." The gleam in his eye suggested how well he might take that, though.

Johnny's laugh drifted from the kitchen in response to the banter of the pair. "Ya know, neither of y'all are goin' ta settle th' be' tha' way. Ya wan' somethin' ta drink b'fore ya ge' started tryin' ta twis' yer tongues inta knots or are y'all callin' th' whole thin' off?"

"I dunno, sounds like Locke's ready ta quit." Katie said with a grin despite the look she saw in the ice-elf?s eyes. She reached the table and picked up her glass that was already half empty with cider.

Locke practically sputtered, as he entered the kitchen where they had been waiting for him. ?Quit? Simply preposterous.? He said to Johnny, ?Water, if you would be so kind.?

?Well, yer complainin' 'bout gittin' anotha free day ta work 'n it.? Katie laughed.

?I didn't have the time. We had a pipe burst at work Saturday night, and it ruined one of the suits we were working on.? Locke grimaced at the thought of it.

?'Course. Din' tag ya as a quitter, neither-ways.? That was said to Locke, and there was another laugh as Johnny turned to fetch the glass. ?How's this s'posed ta work??

?We were in the shop all day Sunday trying to make sure this fancy-pants noble bloke got his trousers and suitcoat ready in time.? Locke continued his rant, then gave a glance over to Katarina, waiting to see what she suggested.

?A pipe?? Katarina crinkled her nose, before giving Johnny a sweet smile. ?I dunno, yer th' judge. 'm jist a bystanda.?

?Though' tha' part'a th' be' was tha' ya were tryin' on his accen' too?? Johnny turned to hand the icewater over to Locke with a grin. ?An' if'n yer lettin' me make th' rules, better be ready.?

Katie shook her head. ?Ah nah, I wouldn' make a be' like tha'. I's only Locke.?

Locke shook his head as well, agreeing. ?The deal was only for me to master the famed Smith accent. And here's what I was thinking. You write something down, I read it, and then say it aloud. And you judge if I've spoken it in your accent, or not.?

Katarina was simply grinning behind her glass as she leaned against the counter. Watching this would be worth the loss. Not that she would. Johnny considered Locke?s proposition while he leaned back against the counter. ?Tha' makes sense. Goin' ta hav'ta thin' of somethin', though.... Huh. Katie, ya know where th' pens an' paper 'r at??

?The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains?? Locke tossed out, as he remembered his stepfather saying it once.

?Nah, tha' ain' no challenge. Th' rain in Spain falls mainly on th' plains - easy.? True enough, as that came out with minimal drawl and little of the trademark slurring. ?Nah, I think I go' somethin'.?

Setting her glass down, Katarina lightly crossed her arms with her smile firmly in place.
?Whay would I know? Ain't mah place.? But she started to go through drawers anyway. Locke sipped some of the ice water he'd been given, then tugged at his gloves and the sleeves of his suit. Nervous gestures, perhaps? ?Here.? Finding both items, she handed them over to Johnny.

?Close 'nough - ya know yer always welcome roun' here. Goes fer ya too, bro.? Johnny gave a quick grin to the pair before he frowned with thought and then set to writing. Katarina tried to peer over at Johnny's handwriting. When he finally finished writing there were several verses of a poem in his almost illegibly bad handwriting, and he handed over the paper with a grin. ?There - bonus poin's if'n ya can rea' th' writin'.?

A minute or so passed, while Locke scanned the poem, then scanned it again. Periodically, he looked up at Johnny, his face becoming more and more incredulous the further and further into he got. ?You've got to be bloody pulling my leg, mate. What is this malarkey??

Johnny Smith

Date: 2008-10-10 09:12 EST
Katarina didn't get a full glance of the poem, but defended it anyway. ?Ya said ya'd master it, nah git a few words here an' there.?

?You want me to memorize it?? Locke?s voice was incredulous.

?Nah, jist read it.? Katarina?s answer came swiftly.

With a blonde eyebrow raised and a grin splitting his face, Johnny waited for Locke's version of the poem. ?They made us mem'rize i' - yer gettin' off easy, I think. Somethin' abou' our heritage an' tha'.?

?Ya gav 'im tha'?? Now Katie was openly laughing lightly.

Locke scoffed. ?If it was part of the bargain, I could memorize it.? He folded his arms across his chest, smugly.

?Yer talkin' big, bro - don' ge' yerself caugh' in another be' less'n yer willin' ta pay th' consequences. Be' Katie-kat'd love ta drag ya ta th' museum'r somethin'.? Emerald eyes lit with mischief. ?Ya ready?? Katie?s eyes lit up at the simple mentioning of the museum, but she winked instead of concurring.

Locke pretended to put on and adjust invisible reading glasses, then cleared his throat loudly and deliberately. ?Ahem.? Paper held in front of his face, he began. And it was pretty obvious, as he soon as he started to recite the poem, that while he had the words right, and some semblance of the accent down, he couldn't quite remove his own from the words. The dropped letters, syllables, and sounds were clearly forced (when he remembered to do them).

?`Twas brillig, an' th' slithy toffs / Did gyre an' gimble n' th' wabe: / All mimsy were th' borogoves, / And th' mome raths outgrabe. / Beware th' Jabberwock, m'son! / Th' jaws that bite, th' claws tha' catch! / Beware th' Jubjub bird, an' shun / Th' frum'ous Bandersnatch!" And with a flourished a bow, he looked to them expectantly.

Katie grinned and applauded to his bow. She kept from saying anything though, since it was Johnny's call. At the moment, Johnny was doubled over in laughter at Locke's recital - the nonsense words combined with Locke's accent well enough, but the addition of a fake Smith drawl was unintentionally hilarious. ?Ya know there's a reason tha' nobody's taken a be' with Snowflake b'fore if'n they've me' her, righ' bro??

?Jo!? Katie tried to be stern, but his laughter was contagious, and she covered her mouth to hide it.

Johnny's laughter, coupled with Katarina's, had him somewhat perplexed. He folded his arms and arched a brow as he set the paper down. ?What's-what's funny??

?Tha' was nah nice, Jo.? However, Katie was still trying to tame her giggles.
?Hol' on, le's see if'n I can do this...? Stilling his laughter and grinning, Johnny quoted back the first lines of the poem with an attempt at Locke's accent, though his own interfered a great deal. "Twas brilli', an' th' slithy toffs / Di' gyre an' gimble in th' wabe / All mimsy were th' borogroves / An' th' mome raths ou'grabe" And then Johnny was laughing again. ?I ain' tha' nice, though!?

Locke slouched a little, as if someone had let the air out of him. ?Does-does this mean I lose?? It was futile, but he shot Johnny his best puppy-dog eyed look, crossing his fingers behind his back.

?I think it does.? Katie mirrored Locke's look to Johnny.

Johnny shook his head slowly, but the grin spread wide on his face again when he shot his cousin a look. ?Well'n, since ya din' try ta bribe th' judge... I'm thinkin' yer honesty an' readin' m'writin' deserves poin's. An' really, wasn' tha' half-bad a try. Heard a lo' worse, b'lieve me. So - thinkin' tha' I hope ya like sushi, Katie-kat.?

?Wha'??? She sent Johnny a look, ?Bu' tha' all ain't par' o' th' deal!? Her hands settled on her hips.

?Ya wan'ed me ta be th' judge, din' ya?? Johnny was only just holding in more laughter. ?Tha' means I ge' ta pick th' winner, righ'?? Locke truly hadn't been expecting to win, so when it seemed that Johnny had named him the winner? He beamed a bright, beatific smile for the two of them.

?Johnnay Smith, tha' jist ain't fair.? Her looks to him were most certainly shooting daggers. ?Yer jist doin' tha' cause ya knew tha' he wasn' gonna win righ'.? Locke just closed his eyes and smiled even wider. He looked like he was about to levitate off of the floor, his posture was so straight.

Katie was glaring and Johnny was back to laughing. ?Katie-kat - think of i' as payback fer th' time ya go' me trapped wi' tha' Janice. B'sides, ya'll like th' place if'n its th' one I'm thinkin' of.?

She was looking between the wide grin of Locke's and the laughter from Johnny. ?Tha' was like - twelve years ago.? She wouldn't look at Locke and admit that he had won, yet.

And, because Locke truly didn't know when to quit, he lapsed back into his version of the Smith family accent. ?So, tha' means tha' I win, righ'??

?Well'n, was a horrible kind'a experience - I sure ain' bettin' agains' ya ever again.? But Locke did keep pushing at things, and so Johnny continued, ?I'm thinkin' wha' we have here's a tie, an' ya'll jus' hav'ta do both.?

?A tie?? Katarina still seemed slightly deflated at the idea, however she was looking towards Locke for his reaction.

Johnny Smith

Date: 2008-10-10 09:14 EST
Well, a tie was better than what Locke expected, though it took just a little wind out of his sails. ?I can live with that, mate.? He winked over at Katarina. ?If you can.?

His response lightened her mood. ?Yeah, I kin do tha'.? She returned the wink.

?Though that does bring up another issue, I suppose.? He partially hid his wicked grin with a sip of ice water.

She narrowed her eyes, slowly learning that this grin of his was very unpredictable. ?Yeah? Wha's tha'?? About to ask the same thing, Johnny grinned and waited for Locke's answer.

?Who goes first?? Locke pointed between himself and Katarina. ?You, or me??

She pondered this for only moment. ?Well, mah place we gotta go 'n a Tuesday. So 'less ya're free tomorra, then we kin do yers firs'.?

Locke shrugged his shoulders. ?I can be free tomorrow.?

?Ya kin be free?? Katarina sent Locke a practiced, hurt look. ?Well yanno, if ya dun wan'ta??

Still leaning back against the counter, Johnny couldn't help but add in innocently, ?An' when are y'all goin' ta see th' museum, then??

?Dun matta, yer nah 'vited.? A crisp response. She didn't even look over, still pretending to be mad.

?Did I say that I didn't want to?? Gloved hand went up, to absentmindedly fiddled with spiked locks of white. ?The sushi place in Star's End has more flexible hours, so-? Another shrug accompanied the comment, and then he looked over at Johnny, eyebrow raised. ?The museum? That wasn't anywhere in the bargain.? Her pouting nature crumbled at Locke's question, and she laughed warmly.

?Sure i' was,? Johnny said, ?Ya sittin' there talkin' abou' mem'rizin' "Jabberwocky" an' givin' tha' in our accen' too. After hearin' tha' las' venture, I'm thinkin' tha' yer better off jus' givin' up an' takin' her.?

?Stop teasin' 'im, Jo.? She bundled up a piece of paper and chucked it to his head. ?I's nah par' o' th' bargain.? This to Locke, a silly grin on her face.

?I have a counter-offer for you, mates. Do I have your kings?? He tapped his pointed blue ears, to make it clear what he was referencing. Katarina?s eyes narrowed slightly, but she nodded to acknowledge that she was listening.

?Yeah, I'm listenin'.? Johnny said that with interest for the counter-bargain.

Locke pointed at Katarina, tapping at air while he emphasized the first word. ?You....have to learn how to say something nice about,? he pointed at his chest, ?me. In elvish. Savvy??

?An' how's tha' changin' our be' here?? She pursed her lips in thought.

?If you can do it, we'll go to the museum. If not? Well, I am open to suggestions.? He grinned over at Johnny.

?Smith Elvish. Tha' ought'a be somethin' ta hear....? Johnny said it thoughtfully, and then grinned as Locke changed the angle of the bet. ?Thinkin' mebbe ya ought'a corrup' her a bi', bro. Jus' a li'l.?

?Corrup' me how? An' this doesn' take 'way fra th' fac' tha' we tied. Ya still gotta come wit' me an' I gotta go try sushi.? Katarina?s response was tart.

Johnny?s emerald eyes were bright with laughter. ?I'll leave th' specifics ta Locke. Mebbe do somethin' a li'l dangerous.?

?I suppose I could give you the Locke D'Vestavio tour of the back alleys and byways of our fair city. But I don't know if you'd find that interesting or not.? He paused, then, to consider the earlier statement she made.

?Ya dun git a say no more. Ya dun play fair.? Katarina said with another grin to Johnny, before looking back to Locke. ?I dun think ya kin change th' be' we already tied a'. This'll be a whole new one.?

?Fair enough. That is what I had in mind.? Locke replied

?So, if I win, then we go ta this museum, an' if I lose, ya take me an' this tour o' yers??

Locke pointed his fingers at her, gun-like, and winked. ?Right-o.?

She almost stuck out her hand, before raising a brow. ?An' jist how 'm I 'posed ta learn these Elven words??

Locke?s smile had something clearly hidden behind it, though what it was, he didn't voice. ?You're clever. I'm sure you'll find a way.?

?Ah nah.? Her hands went back to her hips again. ?I ain't gonna make a fool o' mahself when I kin go ta the museum by mahself.? She was clearly trying to get something more from this bargain.

Johnny Smith

Date: 2008-10-10 09:18 EST
Locke jutted a hip to one side, arms across his chest. ?You want me to force-feed you the words? Or do you want me to give you a dictionary??

Johnny hid another grin behind a sip of his long-neglected cider before he contributed, ?Ya coul' bargain fer lessons 'r somethin', I be'.?

She was looking towards Johnny now, before looking back to Locke. ?An' jist how 'm I gonna know 'm sayin' anythin' righ'? I ain' heard ya say lot'sa Elven.? She looked to Johnny, then. ?Wha' kin'a lessons??

?Elvish, a'course.? As if that was plain as day.

Locke looked back and forth between them, as his arms dropped down to his sides, then he scratched his chin. ?Hmm...?

She was becoming confused now. ?Yeah, bu' if I gotta say somethin' nice, he jist kin't tell me wha'ta say.?

?Why no'? B'sides, ain' no reason ya hav'ta limi' wha' yer learnin' ta complimen's. Be' there's plenty'a Elves in th' city tha'd be thrilled if'n th' theatre had someone who spoke th' language.?

?Yeah, bu' people kin barely understand mah common.? She grinned cheekily at Johnny.

?I could teach you several compliments, I suppose. And you could chose the one you felt was most appropriate.? A slight, dry chuckle. ?There's a great difference between saying, say - ? The British accent almost completely vanished, as the melody bubbling beneath his usual speech was further emphasized, ?Lle maa quel and Lle naa belegohtar.?

Her lips curled on their own at the change of his tone. ?An' wha'd ya say??

Locke wagged a finger at her. ?That would be far too easy, would it not?? A glance over to Johnny, a conspiratorial grin on his face. ?Should I tell her??

Johnny laughed and shook his head. ?Nah. Le' her figger i' ou' or make th' deal ta ge' some educatin'.?

?I ditched jist as much as ya did, Jo.? She sent him a look, but she was already curious enough to stick her hand out to Locke. ?'m game.?

Locke held his hands up in the air, as if to say "You heard him", but brought them down when he saw the hand offered for a shake. He shook the hand, quickly and firmly. ?It is a deal then. How long do you think you will need?? Another look in Johnny's direction. ?Or how long should I give her, I suppose I should ask.?

?How lon' she give ya? A week? I think tha' soun's sommat like fair.? Johnny said with a decisive nod.

?Nah uh, this is a whole new language. I should git more.?

Johnny grinned and let the two handle the bargaining over specifics.

Locke gave a mock-grimace, then a grin. ?Much as it pains me to admit it, a week most likely isn't enough to pick up the nuances.? He tilted his head slightly as he regarded her. ?A month sound aces??

?Yeah, I kin do tha'.? A dazzling smile at the length extension.

?Well, then, it's settled. Jazz Club tomorrow, sushi whenever we can fit into our oh-so-busy schedules, and elvish lessons for a month. It'll have to be in the evenings or on the weekends, though.?

?Kin ya handle afta mah shows?? She was already trying to imagine fitting this in her own schedule. ?Tha's all I go' afta th' ballet an' workin' 'n th' nex' one.?

?Later in the evenings??

?Yeah.? Johnny's silence was unusual, but Katarina smiled anyway. ?Jist like th' times I usually see ya a' th' inn.?

Johnny was silent because he was watching with lively humor and trying not to laugh. Finally he did speak up to say, ?If'n ya think ya have a bargain, I should pro'lly ge' back ta actually mindin' th' shop. Ya'll satisfied with th' judgin'??

?Nah, bu'cha ain't gonna play fair.? Katarina gave her cousin the usual Smith grin.

And Locke blew a blue-tongued raspberry at Katarina, playfully. ?You're just sore because I won, fair and square.?

She stuck her tongue out at Locke. ?Ya didn' win, we tied.?

?Kids, kids...? Now Johnny was laughing while he ushered them towards the door. ?Ya can figh' it ou' ou'side if'n ya need ta!?

?Touche'.? And as they moved for the door, Locke turned to say one last thing to Katarina, in elvish, eyebrows fluttering all the while. ?Lissenen ar' maska'lalaith tenna' lye omentuva.? And he turned away, attempting to prevent her from having the last word.

Being ushered out too, Katarina grabbed her bag on the way and "hmphed". ?Some help ya are, Johnny.? In the same breath, ?Send yer wife mah love.? Her eyes narrowed on Locke, and she was clearly flustered that she did understand, ?'m... 'm gonna 'member tha'!? Of course she wasn't, but her demeanor said so as she started for the theatre.