Hansel and Gretel
Once upon a time, two children lived with their father and their stepmother. They were cruel little children, often kicking puppies and tying kittens in trees. They were unruly, spoiled, and a nuisance to the village they lived in, and were even suspected in the disappearance of two other children; possibly even the murder of another. It seems the two victims had accused Hansel and Gretel of cheating at checkers.
Their father, the poor man, was smitten with them and thought they could do no wrong. They were the children of his first wife, and he loved her dearly, therefore he was blind to their misbehavior. His second wife tried all she could to get them to behave, but it was useless. They had become the spawn of the devil, and there was nothing the poor woman could do.
One day the children tired of splattering the village?s white laundry with mud and tying sausages to the tails of cats so the dogs would chase them. They decided to go into the woods, where they hear tales of a witch that lived in a gingerbread house.
Setting off at noon, the children took with them a picnic lunch they stole from a blind cobbler and set to it. They ate along the way, discarding refuse and trash as they walked, leaving a trail of crumbs and garbage in their wake.
They soon came upon a house in the middle of the forest, and from it was coming the most wonderful of smells. A pale purple smoke emitted from the chimney, and a lovely song was coming from the windows. As Hansel and Gretel got closer, they saw that the house was made of gingerbread and decorated with candies, nuts, and sweets galore!
The two unruly children set to eating the house with gusto, and were soon discovered by the lovely young woman who lived there, who happened to be a Wiccan.
?Oh no, children, please do not eat my home,? she said to the children, kindly. ?Come inside and you may have some of my fresh baked cookies. ?
The children spat at her, stuck out their tongues, and continued to destroy her house. In tears, the young witch asked them again to not eat her house, please. They again ignored her pleas and began taunting and teasing her by breaking out all her spun sugar-art windows.
?Witch, witch! Can?t stop us, witch!? they taunted.
The witch began to despair for her home, and soon the children had eaten their way into it. Once inside, they set to destroying her living room and altar. Now this was a terrible thing, for it angered the Goddess to whom the witch prayed.
Hansel began to choke on a large hung of chocolate mantel from the large fireplace (yes, I know, chocolate and fire don?t mix well, but come on, it?s a magic house and a fairy tale for goodness sakes!) and he began to turn blue. The witch, who was horrified at their behavior but still a good person, began to grab at him and try to force the chunk out. Gretel, thinking that the witch was going to harm her brother, pushed the witch into the fireplace, and along with her went Hansel.
Screaming in fear and outrage, Gretel reached into the fireplace to haul her burning brother out, but he was in such a panic, he pulled her in with a vice-like grip, and she too became consumed with fire. The witch was able to pull herself free from the flames, and she stopped, dropped, and rolled, extinguishing her burning clothing. She sobbed for the two children who were still burning, and was in the process of trying to save them when the villagers showed up, having heard all the screaming, and smelled the scent of burning flesh.
?Witch! What are you doing to those children?!? An irate villager cried.
?I am trying to save them! Help me! They are still alive!? she cried, horrified and panicked.
The villagers wrapped her in a soft blanket, women of the town trying to see to her burns as they scolded her, ?Let them burn, woman. Don?t you know they are the devil?s own?!?
Therefore, the village was free from the torment of the children, and the witch was forever praised for ridding them of the murderous little demons. The whole town came together to build her a new home, this time out of stone so no more little children would eat her house, and they all lived happily ever after.