Topic: Fake Gnome Tales

Gnimish Gnimoi

Date: 2007-04-12 16:12 EST
(( This was a possible alternate time line story, packed with references to the actual time line. We're awarding 1000 coins to anyone who can find the most references and mail the list to Gnimish on or before 30th April 07. There's not really a set number of parallels/references, many are open to interpretation, so have at it. ;) ))

The Master Baker With The Crown In The Garret-Room

It wasn?t fair, Mellisandre thought, that she should be ill on the day of the Halloween Party she was supposed to cater and attend. She had put so much work into the Princess costume she was to wear too, even made a little cardboard crown to complete the outfit. All for naught though, as she was stuck in bed, sniffling and sneezing the night away. The pretty costume would have to wait for another year, stuffed away in a box in her little garret-room above the Moosegnobbler Bakery in Hirshberg.

It wasn?t until the next week that she heard the news that a terrible dragon had flown over the party. It had scared a few attendees into running around and screaming, but had departed without any further incident. If only she had known such a sight would have been there to see she would have gone, sick or not!

Not much ever happened in Hirshberg; certainly no dragons ever visited the quiet little town. Which is why it was all the more amazing when Mrs. Moosegnobbler came running in one day all in a tizzy, claiming that the Emperor himself was there paying a visit! To the Moosegnobbler bakery!

The matron had left the door from the counter to the kitchen open in her excitement to greet the Emperor, giving Mellisandre and Rodney a clear view of him. The emperor was far more handsome than she expected, really, and she realized she was staring a bit when his gaze found her. Their eyes met. Mellisandre began to offer up a smile to the handsome Emperor but just at that moment the klutzy Rodney fumbled a tub of marshmallow filling that he was trying to get off the top shelf. The tub popped open and spilled all over the shocked Mellisandre, much to the amusement of the Emperor who couldn?t help but laugh as she fled from the kitchen, cheeks red with embarrassment.

By the time she had cleaned the goopy stuff out of her braids, a task that took some time when done all by herself, the handsome Emperor was already gone. To hear Mrs. Moosegnobbler tell the story the Emperor supposedly just poofed into thin air! With a whole stack of pies, of course. How wonderful that must be, Mellisandre thought, to simply poof wherever one wanted to go! But such were not the dreams for a mere baker?s apprentice.

Mellisandre wasn?t an apprentice for much longer, though. She breezed through the Baker?s Exams and then waited and waited to get the results in the mail. When the results finally did come she hurried to her room to open the envelope alone, which only took her an hour or so of nervousness and hesitation. When she did finally get it open, she smiled happily at the result, passing with flying colors of course. It was already fairly late in the day though, so actually telling anyone would have to wait.

Time passed, the days rolled on, and Mellisandre worked her way toward her dream of owning her very own bakery. She easily passed the Master Baker?s exams and soon moved on to manage the Moosegnobbler bakery. Eventually, and in an unexpected turn of events, the Moosegnobblers decided they were just too old for the bakery business and retired, leaving the entire bakery to their trusted master baker, Mellisandre Gnoffeymel.

Gnimish Gnimoi

Date: 2007-04-12 16:12 EST
The years flew by like days, and Mellisandre worked diligently in her little bakery, her great gingerbread hearts being quite a hit in Hirshberg. Every week it seemed some lovestruck young gnome came in looking for one of the hearts. Mellisandre made herself one, too, but she never really cared to write anything on it. It just hung in her room above the bakery, sprucing up the wall a bit.

Word reached the little town one day that the Emperor Gnimish Gnimoi had been overthrown by his own chancellor, the now Emperor Walter Ka?ramey. The people mourned their lost, beloved ruler and little wars broke out here and there, but nothing ever really changed in little Hirshberg.

Some said the Gnome Emperor had been slain, others said he was imprisoned high atop one of the towers of the Imperial Palace. An older man who had just recently moved to Hirshberg who claimed to be the son of a housekeeper in the palace and later a Knight of the Empire who served under Gnimish Gnimoi insisted that the Gnome Emperor had fled to an island far away, where the stars always shined and the residents played with magic all day long. No one really believed the old man?s grand tales though.

And Mellisandre Gnoffeymel, the years having done nothing to diminish her lovely features, her golden braids now a very distinguished silver, closed up the bakery for the night. When she placed a couple trinkets on a shelf in her room she bumped into it, knocking a box off that had rested on the edge. The lid popped off as the box hit the floor and a cardboard crown rolled out.

?Oh, what?s this?? Mellisandre asked herself as she bent down to pick the crown up off the floor. She gasped as she remembered that cold Halloween night and the forgotten costume that she never got to wear, and carried the crown with her as she sat in her favorite recliner, pulling a thick quilt over herself to ward off the cold.

The Hirshberg watch finally found her two days later when a concerned customer called them to see why the kind, elderly baker hadn?t opened up shop in so long. The old gnome baker had passed away in her sleep, a faint smile on her lips and a cardboard crown resting in her lap.

Mellisandre

Date: 2007-08-29 11:21 EST
The Emperor Mother With The Pie In The Kitchen

Mellisandre headed for the only chair in the now pink nursery. It was just a chair now, she thought with a hint of a smile, and an uncomfortable one at that. The gears and pulleys in the back of the contraption were supposed to gently rock the chair and whoever sat in it back and forth. But like so many contraptions of gnomish engineering, it had never quite worked as intended, and she was glad when it had quit working altogether. Tonight though, even a gentle rocking would probably turn the light headedness that had been bothering her all day into a head ache. And that she certainly could do without.

Mellisandre carefully sat down in the monstrosity of a chair with the pink bundle Empress Carnelia had handed her only moments earlier. The imperial couple had somewhere to be and the new little princess was doing her best to keep her parents from going, so Mellisandre had offered to see her grand daughter to sleep.

She wondered who had placed the two overstuffed pillows on the chair. Perhaps it was one of the court ladies or perhaps even Kuriyama. Her thoughts turned to the old body guard. Time didn?t appear to affect him. In fact, he still looked pretty much exactly the same as he had when she had first seen him all those years ago, while her hair had turned white and a few wrinkles had settled into her features. He had once tried to tell her that was because he was a demon. But he must have been pulling her leg. Demons had horns growing from their foreheads, were stinky, and ugly. Kuriyama was none of that.

Mellisandre shifted in the chair. The luxurious pillows did little to make the chair more comfortable. But it was also the only chair in the now pink nursery, so it would have to do. The nursery was blue once, she thought and found that she missed the soft blue color.

She glanced down to the baby in her lap. The little one was rubbing a tiny fist into one of her eyes, still fighting sleep. The other little fist had found one of Mellisandre?s white braids to hold. Mellisandre was reminded of the lullaby she had heard Gnimish sing to Gnimmerle on occasion when he thought that no one was around to hear and started to softly sing to the little princess.

Sleep, fall asleep
Where the little ones are tall
And the tall ones sometimes small
Into this land my little one
I invite you to come

When she couldn?t remember the words of the next line she hummed softly instead, all the while studying the little face. She looked very much like Gnimmerle had, with the soft dark curls. It was easy to allow the years to melt away and pretend that she was in fact looking at her baby. The features, too, were a lot like Gnimish?s and hers, and maybe also a little like Carnelia?s.

Mellisandre

Date: 2007-08-29 11:22 EST
Sleep, fall asleep
This is a place where even pirates
Are not undefeatable
When the opponent is like you are
An unbeatable child

Mellisandre found herself wondering if Gnimish had been thinking of their encounter with the pirates when he sang those lines to Gnimmerle. She didn?t much care to be reminded of the horrible time she had been separated from Gnimish, but Gnimmerle had asked to hear that story at nearly every opportunity.

Sleep, fall asleep
Where the sun always shines
There you can walk on clouds
And sometimes you even fly
For part of the way

This verse Mellisandre liked best, because it reminded her of their picnic on the clouds. She still had the drawing Gnimish had made of that.

Sleep, fall asleep
When you remember this land
As only fantasy not real at all
And then you close your eyes
You will see it is still there
Sleep, fall asleep now

?Gnimish is so proud of you.? She whispered softly and with utter certainty to the little bundle, a little sad that Gnimish had not gotten to see his granddaughter. But the baby was already asleep.

Gnimish had been so happy, too, when they had been told of Carnelia finally being expecting. He had even taken her into his arms and they had danced a little jig together at the news. Their son and Carnelia had been married for years and everyone had started to wonder if the Emperor and Empress would ever have any children.

Mellisandre looked up with hopeful expectation when she saw movement from the corner of her eye. But the hope faded when she saw no one was there. For a moment she thought Gnimish had come in. She still expected him to return at any moment. Of course that couldn?t be.

The next afternoon, after having found out that they would be grandparents, Gnimish had surprised her with a picnic in the rose garden for their anniversary. The rose garden had looked even prettier then than during any of their previous picnics there. All the roses had been in bloom, as if they had known it was the last time that they could bloom for him.

Mellisandre

Date: 2007-08-29 11:22 EST
They had been dreaming together about how being grandparents would be all afternoon and talked very little of their times together in the years passed.

Her thoughts drifted right back to that happy afternoon. They had talked of how enjoyable retirement from reigning was and of pies. Gnimish still loved pies and his favorite was still the kind she had first made for him, caramel apple.

They had also talked of trips they wanted to take and planned. But those were not to be. In hindsight she wondered if Gnimish had been sick already then. They had sat very close and he had kept his arm around her the entire time they were eating and both arms after as if to keep her warm. He had started to cough a little that afternoon, too.

It seemed not all that long ago that they nearly despaired that their son would never find someone to love and marry, so that they could enjoy retirement together. Their Gnimmerle had also steadfastedly refused to take over, insisting that could wait until after he was married.

Then, shortly after his fortieth birthday, he had introduced Carnelia to them both as his bride and married her within a year. Mellisandre had liked her right away. The wedding had been beautiful and a lot more fun than hers. The nobles had loosened up over the years and it had never before or after shown as much as during that celebration. Gnimish had looked proud then, too, and nearly as happy as he had looked at their own wedding.

Though Gnimmerle ? she really should start thinking of him as Gnimish Gnimoi the Second instead of as their Gnimmerle, Mellisandre admonished herself ? had been away more time than at home until he brought Carnelia home with him, he did know how to reign. So there had been no point to delay any longer about declaring him the Emperor. Gnimish and her were both getting on in years and had long since been looking forward to that time, when they could put reigning aside and spend the days together as well as the nights. So instead of sending the young people on a honeymoon, Gnimish had taken her on one.

Mellisandre looked up again when she saw movement from the corner of her eye and smiled when she recognized her daughter in law. By the questioning look on her face, wondered if she had said anything. Mellisandre?s hearing these days wasn?t as sharp as it used to be.

?Hmm?? She asked, but before the young woman could repeat her question somewhat louder, Mellisandre put a finger to her lips and lightly shook her head. ?Shhh, no need to wake little Sanderl.?

Apparently that had answered Carnelia?s question, because she already was leaning over and picked the baby from Mellisandre?s lap.

Mellisandre

Date: 2007-08-29 11:22 EST
Mellisandre watched as the woman carried the sleeping baby to the crib, and then tucked her in. It still tickled her pink that the imperial couple had named the little girl after her and that now there was a tiny new Mellisandre.

When Carnelia straightened again, Mellisandre slowly got to her feet. Her muscles protested the movement and it took her few steps before the stiffness receded somewhat. She thought that she was tired, so very tired. Perhaps she should head for bed, and she told Carnelia that much as she wished her a good night.

As soon as she came to the stairs, though, she thought that tired wasn?t the same as sleepy. She would take the stairs down instead of up and visit the kitchen. Baking a pie sounded far more appealing than lying awake in the bed Gnimish and she had shared for so long, unable to fall asleep and missing his arms around her.

The people that were still busy in the kitchen at this hour had gotten used to the Emperor Mother coming in late at night and did not think of it as odd. They didn?t even interrupt the tasks they were still busy with as she started to put together a pie. Someone set a cup of tea in front of her, however, while she was waiting for the pie to bake. Tonight she just watched the tea cool, though, instead of drinking it.

Gnimish would be so happy to see his favorite pie on a plate, the familiar thought popped into her mind and stayed for a while as the aroma of hot apples and caramel wafted into her nose. She could almost see Gnimish fidget and trying really hard not to ask every few minutes if the pie didn?t need to come out the oven just yet.

A soft smile caressed her lips and then turned sad. Gnimish was no longer around to enjoy the midnight snack. So when pie was ready, she pulled it from the oven and set it in the middle of the table. There was no point in carrying it upstairs. With a little sigh she turned and left the kitchen to climb up the stairs. At least now she would be able to sleep, she told herself.

Though it took her longer these days to do just about everything, she was climbing into bed and dousing the light before she was quite ready to face the dark. She didn?t like lying there by herself, a little cold and missing her husband. She still couldn?t quite believe that he had left her behind.

But when she closed her eyes, she could almost see him. He wasn?t really all that far away and then he opened his arms for her to run into. He looked even better than she remembered, even his smile was more charming.

?Mother?? She thought she heard Gnimmerle call softly just as Gnimish caught her up and she wrapped her arms around him. She may have opened her eyes and turned to look back to Gnimmerle, but then she felt Gnimish?s arms around her, pulling her close, and his lips touching hers.