Money was something that Danny had to be more concerned about ever since he moved into Kesey. Sure, the place wasn't that expensive, but it was more than the Inn. His current day job at the farm wasn't paying well since there wasn't much to do in the cold months, and truth be told, he didn't spend many days there anyway. It was mainly just a cover for his night activities.
Yet still, money had to be made somehow, so Danny took inspiration from one Kazzy Hart and started looking for odd jobs. One of them was being a mall Santa for a few weeks. Curiously, the same mall recently got a hold of him and invited him back for another interview. Which is why Danny was currently in some small barely lit, hardly ventilated office sitting across from someone who might as well be the don of some mafia that ran a very deserted part of town.
"Mister Brooks! We're so glad you decided to come back to us! We received so many compliments from your last job that we knew you were the only one we wanted for this one!"
Danny opted to not mention talking to two other people waiting in the lounge with applications and the three he saw exit before being called in. "Not a problem, Mister Lloyd. But it's a bit early for mall Santas, isn't it?"
The man lifted his hand, his fingers looked like they were holding an invisible cigar. Maybe it was imaginary instead. "It is! But we have something else in mind! We're going to take advantage of all the holidays we can now! People love seeing a physical representation of holidays when they shop! Plus it reminds them to buy more things! So this is what we want you to do for us!" He turned a photo over and slid it across the table to Danny.
Danny tried not to frown as he looked at the picture of the little half-naked cherub with a bow and arrow, but he was sure his eyes betrayed him. But he was cut off before he could speak.
"We'll pay you a month's pay for two weeks of work! We will even pay for the costume! We have this toy that shoots foam arrows all ready to go!"
Danny made a face at the idea of wearing a little white wrapping that was bought by someone else, which may be shared by someone else. "I don't know. You want me to just walk around in skivvies shooting people with foam arrows?"
"You'll also have a sash and wings and a bag with candy hearts to give out!"
Danny sighed, his palm covering his face.
"Plus!" the man yelled, like he was in an infomercial. "We also have another idea! You know how kids these days hate love and are all into wearing black and being all melodramatic. Well! We're going to create someone just for them, and you can split time wearing that costume too!" The man flipped over another picture, this time Cupid was wearing black jeans two sizes too small which barely covered his pelvis, eyeliner, and had his nails painted black. Curiously, he carried the same toy gun. "Cupid is Eros, right? Well this is Emos! You'll say how depressing love is while handing out SOUR candy hearts with negative phrases of love on them! Whaddya say, kid?"
"I--"
"We'll give you two month's pay!"
Danny looked at the two pictures for what seemed an eternity. Then he sighed. "When do I start?"
Yet still, money had to be made somehow, so Danny took inspiration from one Kazzy Hart and started looking for odd jobs. One of them was being a mall Santa for a few weeks. Curiously, the same mall recently got a hold of him and invited him back for another interview. Which is why Danny was currently in some small barely lit, hardly ventilated office sitting across from someone who might as well be the don of some mafia that ran a very deserted part of town.
"Mister Brooks! We're so glad you decided to come back to us! We received so many compliments from your last job that we knew you were the only one we wanted for this one!"
Danny opted to not mention talking to two other people waiting in the lounge with applications and the three he saw exit before being called in. "Not a problem, Mister Lloyd. But it's a bit early for mall Santas, isn't it?"
The man lifted his hand, his fingers looked like they were holding an invisible cigar. Maybe it was imaginary instead. "It is! But we have something else in mind! We're going to take advantage of all the holidays we can now! People love seeing a physical representation of holidays when they shop! Plus it reminds them to buy more things! So this is what we want you to do for us!" He turned a photo over and slid it across the table to Danny.
Danny tried not to frown as he looked at the picture of the little half-naked cherub with a bow and arrow, but he was sure his eyes betrayed him. But he was cut off before he could speak.
"We'll pay you a month's pay for two weeks of work! We will even pay for the costume! We have this toy that shoots foam arrows all ready to go!"
Danny made a face at the idea of wearing a little white wrapping that was bought by someone else, which may be shared by someone else. "I don't know. You want me to just walk around in skivvies shooting people with foam arrows?"
"You'll also have a sash and wings and a bag with candy hearts to give out!"
Danny sighed, his palm covering his face.
"Plus!" the man yelled, like he was in an infomercial. "We also have another idea! You know how kids these days hate love and are all into wearing black and being all melodramatic. Well! We're going to create someone just for them, and you can split time wearing that costume too!" The man flipped over another picture, this time Cupid was wearing black jeans two sizes too small which barely covered his pelvis, eyeliner, and had his nails painted black. Curiously, he carried the same toy gun. "Cupid is Eros, right? Well this is Emos! You'll say how depressing love is while handing out SOUR candy hearts with negative phrases of love on them! Whaddya say, kid?"
"I--"
"We'll give you two month's pay!"
Danny looked at the two pictures for what seemed an eternity. Then he sighed. "When do I start?"