"Ye 'ave gotten us lost again!"
Robert punched Stephen in the arm as they wandered through the forest.
"We are nae lost. I am sure there be a nudie place around 'ere........maybe."
Stephen drew back as if he would throw a punch at Robert. Before he could stop himself Robert flinched, losing the game.
"Tha's two fer flinchin'"
Stephen smirked as he punched Robert twice in the upper arm. As Robert rubbed the abused area he noticed a house in the clearing.
"Look! Is tha' the nudie bar?"
Robert was already running ahead to inspect the place, Stephen close at his heels. When they got to the structure the Kidd brothers looked through the windows.
"'Ey this ain't nae boobie bar!!"
Robert cried out disappointedly. Stephen nodded in agreement with his brother.
"Aye so it is nae a boobie bar. But ye know wha' we can do?"
Stephen was looking around to make sure no one was around.
"We could "paint" our names on the side 'ere jus' li'e we used tae do on the fishscales back 'ome."
Robert grinned as he unbuttoned his fly taking out his "paintbrush"
"I've become a real "whiz" a' paintin' li'e this."
Robert chuckled at his play on words.
"Aye tha' comes with all the practice ye get playin' wit' yer brush by yerself."
Stephen teased as he pulled out his own 'paintbrush".
"Wha' shall we write Stephen? 'Ow's bouts Robert an' Stephen weres 'eres."
Robert asked his brother as Stephen made ready to start "painting".
Robert punched Stephen in the arm as they wandered through the forest.
"We are nae lost. I am sure there be a nudie place around 'ere........maybe."
Stephen drew back as if he would throw a punch at Robert. Before he could stop himself Robert flinched, losing the game.
"Tha's two fer flinchin'"
Stephen smirked as he punched Robert twice in the upper arm. As Robert rubbed the abused area he noticed a house in the clearing.
"Look! Is tha' the nudie bar?"
Robert was already running ahead to inspect the place, Stephen close at his heels. When they got to the structure the Kidd brothers looked through the windows.
"'Ey this ain't nae boobie bar!!"
Robert cried out disappointedly. Stephen nodded in agreement with his brother.
"Aye so it is nae a boobie bar. But ye know wha' we can do?"
Stephen was looking around to make sure no one was around.
"We could "paint" our names on the side 'ere jus' li'e we used tae do on the fishscales back 'ome."
Robert grinned as he unbuttoned his fly taking out his "paintbrush"
"I've become a real "whiz" a' paintin' li'e this."
Robert chuckled at his play on words.
"Aye tha' comes with all the practice ye get playin' wit' yer brush by yerself."
Stephen teased as he pulled out his own 'paintbrush".
"Wha' shall we write Stephen? 'Ow's bouts Robert an' Stephen weres 'eres."
Robert asked his brother as Stephen made ready to start "painting".