Light filtered through green leaves, dappling the forest trail; dancing off the shiny piles of crunchy foliage that tends to gather beneath lower lying shrubbery. Amidst one such mound could just be glimpsed a tattered remnant of yellow cotton jersey knit and a bit of something rounded, dull and ivory colored...
Oh the joy a child finds jumping within Autumn's fallen splendor! Were any of the few who still trekked this near-forgotten path leading to the first home of the Lord of Gharnholme to gently sweep back the topmost layers of detritus where the bit of yellow and ivory lay half buried, it would seem as if the one found there has experienced such joy. Arms thrown out, legs spread wide and mandible hanging open precariously looked to approximate a visage of glee.
But, sadly, Norbert knew no such bliss. You see, Norbert doesn't think, Norbert doesn't see, Norbert doesn't hear? In fact, Norbert doesn't do much of anything. Norbert is dead. Norbert is beyond dead; he is actually naught but bones? poor, poor Norbert.
Among the myriad mysteries on the planet known as RhyDin, Norbert's saga puts the more curious of curiosities to shame. Though, it is, as he, himself, largely unknown throughout the lands.
Would that he could tell of flashing, bright colored lights and loopy, tinny musical sounds where giddy, dizzy, oft scatterbrained parental units ushered him about for his first (and last) three years. Or, of how he was cruelly, viciously snatched from them whilst toddling unwatched through crazy corridors of his own wacky reflections. Deposited on this strange sphere, alone, unable to fend for himself; his belly filled only with a last meal of fluffy pink cloud and syrupy ice crystals. Clothed in but a small, yellow shirt with a picture of a silly looking rodent and the words "Ride the Wild Mouse at Co...". The last ones obscured by a blot of dark purple stickiness.
But he couldn't...
At some point in time, a whacked out, garishly dressed, stunted female found this poor unfortunate, called him Norbert, claimed him as her own and designated herself as "mother". Where she found him it is probably best not to ponder on that for long; the world of Tara is vast, complicated and weird, indeed. Shortly after being found, Norbert was subsequently lost, then found... and lost again.
Poor Norbert, had he but eyes to see, ears to hear, a brain to think, a mouth with which to speak he could relate quite the sordid tale of his times since the second losing; earned quite the hasty education in many assorted areas, most not fit for a child's delicate sensibilities? So, perhaps it was for the best, after all, that he possessed none of these any longer.
Lost upon the bustling streets and avenues of an over populated RhyDin, its denizens too busy to take note of such an inconsequential matter as they moved through their traumas and schemes, the tiny skeletal body was kicked and shunted all about the Township and to lands far and wide beyond its incorporated limits. Now languishing in a heap of leaves under a clump of low-lying foliage; discounted by even the fauna of this wilderness as a worthless, dried up carcass? poor, poor Norbert.
Conceivably, it is speaking to the strangeness that is all things RhyDin and the enigma that is Norbert, himself, that the tiny pile of bones draped in tattered yellow t-shirt has now landed in this particular forest, just off this particular path.
Oh the joy a child finds jumping within Autumn's fallen splendor! Were any of the few who still trekked this near-forgotten path leading to the first home of the Lord of Gharnholme to gently sweep back the topmost layers of detritus where the bit of yellow and ivory lay half buried, it would seem as if the one found there has experienced such joy. Arms thrown out, legs spread wide and mandible hanging open precariously looked to approximate a visage of glee.
But, sadly, Norbert knew no such bliss. You see, Norbert doesn't think, Norbert doesn't see, Norbert doesn't hear? In fact, Norbert doesn't do much of anything. Norbert is dead. Norbert is beyond dead; he is actually naught but bones? poor, poor Norbert.
Among the myriad mysteries on the planet known as RhyDin, Norbert's saga puts the more curious of curiosities to shame. Though, it is, as he, himself, largely unknown throughout the lands.
Would that he could tell of flashing, bright colored lights and loopy, tinny musical sounds where giddy, dizzy, oft scatterbrained parental units ushered him about for his first (and last) three years. Or, of how he was cruelly, viciously snatched from them whilst toddling unwatched through crazy corridors of his own wacky reflections. Deposited on this strange sphere, alone, unable to fend for himself; his belly filled only with a last meal of fluffy pink cloud and syrupy ice crystals. Clothed in but a small, yellow shirt with a picture of a silly looking rodent and the words "Ride the Wild Mouse at Co...". The last ones obscured by a blot of dark purple stickiness.
But he couldn't...
At some point in time, a whacked out, garishly dressed, stunted female found this poor unfortunate, called him Norbert, claimed him as her own and designated herself as "mother". Where she found him it is probably best not to ponder on that for long; the world of Tara is vast, complicated and weird, indeed. Shortly after being found, Norbert was subsequently lost, then found... and lost again.
Poor Norbert, had he but eyes to see, ears to hear, a brain to think, a mouth with which to speak he could relate quite the sordid tale of his times since the second losing; earned quite the hasty education in many assorted areas, most not fit for a child's delicate sensibilities? So, perhaps it was for the best, after all, that he possessed none of these any longer.
Lost upon the bustling streets and avenues of an over populated RhyDin, its denizens too busy to take note of such an inconsequential matter as they moved through their traumas and schemes, the tiny skeletal body was kicked and shunted all about the Township and to lands far and wide beyond its incorporated limits. Now languishing in a heap of leaves under a clump of low-lying foliage; discounted by even the fauna of this wilderness as a worthless, dried up carcass? poor, poor Norbert.
Conceivably, it is speaking to the strangeness that is all things RhyDin and the enigma that is Norbert, himself, that the tiny pile of bones draped in tattered yellow t-shirt has now landed in this particular forest, just off this particular path.