(The following is a transcript of an interview by Bobby DaWink<BD> who sat down with the talented documentary film maker Maz O'Nalli to discuss some past projects and what is on the horizon.)
BD: Maz O'Nalli! It is a pleasure to finally meet you.
Maz: Its good to be here, Bob.
BD: I am going over your impressive resume of films here, several which have become cult favorites. Allow me to just list of some of them here.
Medieval Tavern:Theres a hole in the floor(And its dark down there.), Madman & his Golden Fork:A boy and his Cutlery, Whores in the Attic:A love story.
And my personal favorite... Pimping the Nexus. Not only did I learn alot about the nexus but also picked up some useful tips on how to use it, like storing things in it and using it to keep my beer cold.
Maz: Great for cookouts, Bob.
BD: ::laughs:: Yes, yes. I understand that this film was lauded in the assassin community, in fact, you were made an honorary assassin. Is that true?
Maz: That is a fact, Bob.
BD: Why?
Maz: Well you know that rule? The first rule of assassination? I found a "loophole" in that rule by way of pimping the nexus.
BD: By first rule you are speaking of the saying, "First rule of assassination, kill the assassin." And you found a "loophole" which destroys the rule?
Maz: Thats right Bob. They love me now.
BD: Tell me, have you taken advantage of honorary title yet?
Maz: Shot a man in the toe, Bob. With a quiver.
BD: A quiver?
Maz: A very messy and painful way to go, Bob. Loud too. Apparently not very assassin worthy. My career in killing was over before it began, so I went back to focusing on what I do best, making documentaries.
BD: ::Blank stare:: Yes, lets move on then. Can you tell me about anything that you are working on now?
Maz: Sure, Bob. The working title is...
BD: I'm sorry. Working title?
Maz: What we call the project while it is in production, Bob.
BD: Yes, of course. Please do continue.
Maz: Yes. The working title is called Out of Milk:Chaos in the Realm. The main focus is on a woman named Tara, who is quite fascinating really, and we will be following her around and such. Still working out the details but the meat and potatoes, the real guts of the project, will be documenting her efforts to take over the universe, or the realm...something like that. Like I said, still a bit sketchy on the details.
BD: Interesting. I want to see it already! What about the stories within the story?
Maz: Well I think there might be a love triangle, murder, corruption, dysfunctional family type stuff, oh and I think she is getting married again. Which usually turns out bad for the husband from what I understand.
BD: How so?
Maz: I hear they have a way of dying. If nothing else, should make for some good film.
BD: Aren't you afraind of her?
Maz: Not really. I mean sure, she may be borderline crazy and difficult to work with at times. Bossy. Demanding. Rumor even has it she may have killed one of my interns because he allowed the yellow M&M's touch the green ones. Not sure if that is true, but there is an intern missing. However, that being said, she is hard not to like and the camera loves her.
BD: Let me ask you about that camera set up over there. Is this room to become some kind of confessional room when we are done here? A place for people to come in and talk to the camera?
Maz: Thats correct, Bob. A place where anybody can drop by, like myself or the people in the film, people that want to be in the film...anybody really. A place to talk to the camera about who you are, what you know, what you have heard, etc. Anything to help this project become the best documentary that it can be.
BD: Mr. Maz, I thank you for your time.
Maz: Thank you, Bob.
End transcript.
BD: Maz O'Nalli! It is a pleasure to finally meet you.
Maz: Its good to be here, Bob.
BD: I am going over your impressive resume of films here, several which have become cult favorites. Allow me to just list of some of them here.
Medieval Tavern:Theres a hole in the floor(And its dark down there.), Madman & his Golden Fork:A boy and his Cutlery, Whores in the Attic:A love story.
And my personal favorite... Pimping the Nexus. Not only did I learn alot about the nexus but also picked up some useful tips on how to use it, like storing things in it and using it to keep my beer cold.
Maz: Great for cookouts, Bob.
BD: ::laughs:: Yes, yes. I understand that this film was lauded in the assassin community, in fact, you were made an honorary assassin. Is that true?
Maz: That is a fact, Bob.
BD: Why?
Maz: Well you know that rule? The first rule of assassination? I found a "loophole" in that rule by way of pimping the nexus.
BD: By first rule you are speaking of the saying, "First rule of assassination, kill the assassin." And you found a "loophole" which destroys the rule?
Maz: Thats right Bob. They love me now.
BD: Tell me, have you taken advantage of honorary title yet?
Maz: Shot a man in the toe, Bob. With a quiver.
BD: A quiver?
Maz: A very messy and painful way to go, Bob. Loud too. Apparently not very assassin worthy. My career in killing was over before it began, so I went back to focusing on what I do best, making documentaries.
BD: ::Blank stare:: Yes, lets move on then. Can you tell me about anything that you are working on now?
Maz: Sure, Bob. The working title is...
BD: I'm sorry. Working title?
Maz: What we call the project while it is in production, Bob.
BD: Yes, of course. Please do continue.
Maz: Yes. The working title is called Out of Milk:Chaos in the Realm. The main focus is on a woman named Tara, who is quite fascinating really, and we will be following her around and such. Still working out the details but the meat and potatoes, the real guts of the project, will be documenting her efforts to take over the universe, or the realm...something like that. Like I said, still a bit sketchy on the details.
BD: Interesting. I want to see it already! What about the stories within the story?
Maz: Well I think there might be a love triangle, murder, corruption, dysfunctional family type stuff, oh and I think she is getting married again. Which usually turns out bad for the husband from what I understand.
BD: How so?
Maz: I hear they have a way of dying. If nothing else, should make for some good film.
BD: Aren't you afraind of her?
Maz: Not really. I mean sure, she may be borderline crazy and difficult to work with at times. Bossy. Demanding. Rumor even has it she may have killed one of my interns because he allowed the yellow M&M's touch the green ones. Not sure if that is true, but there is an intern missing. However, that being said, she is hard not to like and the camera loves her.
BD: Let me ask you about that camera set up over there. Is this room to become some kind of confessional room when we are done here? A place for people to come in and talk to the camera?
Maz: Thats correct, Bob. A place where anybody can drop by, like myself or the people in the film, people that want to be in the film...anybody really. A place to talk to the camera about who you are, what you know, what you have heard, etc. Anything to help this project become the best documentary that it can be.
BD: Mr. Maz, I thank you for your time.
Maz: Thank you, Bob.
End transcript.