Topic: []OOC: Quotes[]

JewellRavenlock

Date: 2006-10-15 11:48 EST
I thought we could put all the quotes here so they're easier to find? I didn't know what to rate this thread.

This was from our darling Light last night for you Tara:

Amthyst Oak: She looked at Cameron, a stranger to her, and then back to
Elly...another stranger. But then, she was strangely attracted to short, eccentric redheads. "Why no'?" Genuine curiosity lacing through her voice.

JewellRavenlock

Date: 2007-01-20 12:51 EST
Stephen is great and nice enough to play along with our antics!!! I think abducting him and dragging him to the clubhouse may still be an option!

Eve

Date: 2008-04-23 10:24 EST
Two oldies I forgot to post and one from last night. Although, there were sooo many from last night, but this one made me snort my soda.

It hurt so bad.

The RPS Girl: ::Normally one to only obsess over RPS employees, Stacy now seems infatuated with what RPS insiders call "the routes". But it doesn't matter because he isn't a route, he's beautiful:: My name is Stacy, Scruffy.
Stacy introducing herself to Alain.

The RPS Girl: ::She chuckles at his quip, finding it hilarious even if he did not intend for it to be and she continues to laugh for well over the accepted "laugh" period which is like twenty seconds, tops. Stacy's now at forty two::
Alain bringing the LOLz for Stacy.

Dralak the Ever-Terror: Furious to the point of orgasm, he shouts at Neo. "Silence, you elevated wretch! The ways of the Prince are beyond your feeble ken!"
Dralak getting quite a... rise out of a war of words at the Inn.

Tara Rynieyn

Date: 2008-04-23 13:16 EST
I'm debating on whether or not to play RPS Girl again. I really think she works best against Chris but I'm glad you liked that :) I have a few logs between Chris and Stacy I will post here soon enough. They're hysterical. Of course! :D

Now as for Prince Vasaris and Dralak? LMAO. Those two are pure comedic genius! I have not laughed this hard in a long time. Here are the two logs from last night and the night before. I've parsed them out using my log parser my friend made for me. All other chat is excluded except for (in the first log) Dralak, Prince, Tara, Kitty & Kairee and (second log) Dralak, Prince, Tara, Corlanthis.

Enjoy!

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Tara Rynieyn: ::Enter...the Cockroach Killa...mauling a leprechaun in her hands:: Give me back that gold coin you <censored> or I'll rip yer frickin rainbow right OUTTA THE SKY!

Kitty O Helston: ::she glances briefly at the ring.. egads that thing was hideous. But she kept that smile:: You could say that. ::then her attention was taken by Tara.. of course::

Prince Vasaris IX: "Endless Stars," *he curses in wonder, staring openly at Tara.*

Tara Rynieyn: ::Watches in mute horror as the leprechaun runs away::

Prince Vasaris IX: "Kitty... please tell me..."

Tara Rynieyn: ::finger to lips::

Kitty O Helston: Tara! Why are you manhandling that green thing? You have enough of your own gold. ::scolds her, then looks back to Vasaris:: Yes?

Tara Rynieyn: ::Now looking for the little leprechaun under tables and whatnot:: It's a looooong story Aunt Nyx!

Tara Rynieyn: Okay where did he go!

Prince Vasaris IX: "Who is that ravishing... that beautiful... that most fantastic specimen of womanhood, with the flaming red hair?" *He points out Tara.*

Tara Rynieyn: ::slams her fist down on the table::

Tara Rynieyn: I'm gonna tear him limb from limb!

Kitty O Helston: That is my neice, Tara. And.. yes. I think you should meet her. Tara darling? Come meet my new friend.

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He turns to Lynne. "You have the pleasure of regarding His Highness Prince Vasaris IX, Heir Apparent to Great King X of the Kingdom of the Black Star, Conquering Dragon of the Voron and the Lasar and the Magugu, Grand Admiral of the Royal Navy, and other titles."

Prince Vasaris IX: "She has the anger of a thousand Diuzeppian war hornets!" *he breathes.*

Kitty O Helston: ::was it bad of her to sick these two on each other for her own amusement? Probably.. ah well::

Kitty O Helston: Oh yes, Tara is very passionate. ::nods in agreement::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: Then back to Kairee, he says, 'I have a strong interest in the Nexus. Can you tell me anything?"

Kairee: i could.

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "I would be in your debt, good lady."

Kairee: Just how much debt?

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "I have more teeth . . ."

Tara Rynieyn: ::Looks up from her maniacal raving to Kitty::

Kitty O Helston: ::waves Tara over, then points to the man she's sitting with:: Come Tara.. meet *Prince* Vasaris..

Tara Rynieyn: Okies but I'm gonna find that lil <censored>, you jus' wait an' see! ::Growls and walks on over to Kitty. It is then she notices Prince Vasaris::

= Quinn Walsh has entered the room =

Tara Rynieyn: ::blink::

Kairee: ::laughing:: what's your question, babes

Tara Rynieyn: ::hair-flip::

Tara Rynieyn: ::syrupy smile::

Prince Vasaris IX: *He shifts his hand to one side, assuming Mish is being clumsy. He scowls at him, and then smiles down at Tara.* "Tara... is that your name..?"

Kitty O Helston: ::then she murmurs to Tara:: Make sure you give him your *full* name, Tara darling. It's important, after all.

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "Is it possible to use the Nexus to go willfully from one plane to another? How many people can it move at once? And how many places does it go - hundreds, thousands, tens of thousands, or more?"

Tara Rynieyn: ::eyelash flutter:: (s) Aye....to name a few. Tara Rynieyn. Rin, rhymes wif tin, Eee rhmes wif me, En, rhymes with ten.

= NathanielTalon has entered the room =

= Amthyst Oak has entered the room =

Prince Vasaris IX: "Dralak!"

Tara Rynieyn: Rynieyn ::she says again faster and sizes him up::

Kairee: babes, the Nexus is Chaos Refined.It is the source of order, creation and arcane energies

Dralak the Ever-Terror: Then back to Lynne. "The Prince is unmarried; he has no Princess."

Tara Rynieyn: ::waves to Kai and Grem::

Kitty O Helston: No no Tara. You're *full* name. Do you remember it all?

Tara Rynieyn: ::blink:: Oh yes.

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "He is the sole living descendant of the Great King X." He replies at length. Then he heeds Vasaris. "Your servant, Highness."

Prince Vasaris IX: "Did the Lady Tara not just rhyme, and rhyme well?"

Kairee: ::sipping her drink, watching with amusment::

Kitty O Helston: ::she takes a sip of her coffee, using the moment to restrain the urge to cackle madly::

Tara Rynieyn: Queen Anna Marie Rynieyn-Lockheed-Andariel-LeVey of the kingdoms of Lockheed and Lanrette.

Tara Rynieyn: People call me Tara though ::eyeballing Dralak::

Kairee: ::the corners of her mouth twitching::

Tara Rynieyn: Or Cockroach Killa....D.C.K....::sniffs Dralak:: doesn't matter to me.

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "She did indeed just rhyme, Highness. It was a skillful construction, especially considering it was likely done spontaneously."

Tara Rynieyn: ::looks to her Aunt::

Prince Vasaris IX: "She rhymes, and rhymes well!" *he breathes airily, and clutches Tara's hand.*

Tara Rynieyn: ::then back to Vasaris::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "So," he says to Kairee, "directed travel is impossible?"

Kairee: Tara, babes, when is your wedding? ::dazzling smile::

Tara Rynieyn: ::gasps and pulls her hand away::

Tara Rynieyn: Germs!

Tara Rynieyn: ::hiss::

Prince Vasaris IX: *He's wearing gloves.*

Kairee: ::looking to Dralek:; did you bring me a present?

Tara Rynieyn: ::She doesn't care! Hee::

Tara Rynieyn: I do not know MIss Kairee ::glaring at Vasaris::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "I . . . I can compose you a poem."

Kairee: Oh? Will it be a poem about me?

Tara Rynieyn: ::takes a step forward and sniffs Vasaris::

Tara Rynieyn: Are you a hereditary peer like me?

Prince Vasaris IX: "You... you are betrothed already...?" *He looks heart-broken, and apparently perfectly comfortable letting her sniff him.*

Kairee: How can you not know, Tara...it is your wedding

Kitty O Helston: ::she inched back from Tara and Vasaris little by little, a wink tossed over to Locke::

Tara Rynieyn: ::looking closely at his nostrils::

Tara Rynieyn: Yes, to Corlanthis Wystan-he'sgotareallylonglastname

Prince Vasaris IX: "I am," *he says. He has an immaculately, absolutely perfectly maintained goatee..*

Tara Rynieyn: We have not spoken of it yet, Miss Kairee ::Checking out Vasaris's earlobe now::

Tara Rynieyn: ::blows in his ear::

Kitty O Helston: He's a mere commoner. Not worthy of Tara's elite heritage. ::nods to the Prince, then a bit more inching back oh so casually::

Kairee: well, just tell him when it is..

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "If it is indeed your wish, I shall compose a poem about you."

Tara Rynieyn: :Would kill her Aunt Nyx if she wasn't so damn fascinated by him::

Kairee: ifI don't like it...i won't like you

= Hawk Jahad has entered the room =

Tara Rynieyn: May I like you, M'lord?

Tara Rynieyn: Errr...::cough:: lick you

Prince Vasaris IX: *He shivers as his ear is blown in.* "Like me, My Queen..?"

Tara Rynieyn: LICK YOU! ::in his ear::

Kairee: ::laughing::

Tara Rynieyn: Wif muh tongue!

Prince Vasaris IX: "Lick.. ah." *His lips curl.* "I'm sure, my sweet, we could indulge.. for a little while..."

Tara Rynieyn: Okies ::motions for him to bend over::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He recites his work of poetry in the hopes of pleasing Kairee.

Dralak the Ever-Terror: A lady once sat on a barand well-wishers came from near and farwith hopes to enticeand get some advicefrom a woman who should be a star

Prince Vasaris IX: *He leans forward a bit, more uncertain than intrigued now..*

Kairee: ::applauding and laughing:: Nicely done, babes

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "I am glad it pleases you."

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He gives a little bow.

Tara Rynieyn: ::Very gently she presses her lips to his neck and then flicks her tongue out and glances it lightly across his flesh. Just enough to taste and she's careful not to even graze him with her fangs. She steps back when she is finished and puts her finger to her lips. This is how she contemplates::

Kairee: and no babes, the Nexus is only the power source.. you need a mage powerful enough to create portals or to teleport.

Prince Vasaris IX: *He tries to look some combination of thoughtful and demure while she contemplates. He accomplishes this by leaning on the bar, flicking his cape back, and stroking his goatee...*

Kairee: however, individiuals with a focused will can cross from ehre to anywhere on their own though many do not have the force of will enough to make their way back

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "I see . . . But it leads to many places? More than, say, 50?"

Tara Rynieyn: ::When she is done contemplating she looks to both Kitty and Kairee and declares:: He may speak with us again in the future, buy us flowers an' write us love letters.

Kairee: Tara.. what bout Cor with the really long name?

Prince Vasaris IX: "Dralak!"

Kitty O Helston: ::chuckles into her mug::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He heeds. "Your servant is at your disposal, Highness."

Tara Rynieyn: ::She spins on a heel and struts to her throne, lifting an unsunned hand in the process::I will still marry Corlanthis Wystan-sayitniceandsoftbaby unless the Prince wants to challenge him for my hand in marriage.

Tara Rynieyn: ::Sinks into her throne, kicks her legs up over the side and sighs with delight;:

Prince Vasaris IX: "Make sure you procure for me the finest flowers... and the finest stationary... in all of RhyDin."

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "At once, highness. I go to fetch it."

Prince Vasaris IX: "He challenges me?" *he calls suddenly to Tara.* "He challenges ME?!" *He stands taller, and sucks in a deep breath.*

= Eddie has entered the room =

Tara Rynieyn: ::A cruel smile develops then as her violet eyes alight upon Vasaris:: (s) Preferably with swords. I do so love a good blood bath.

Kitty O Helston: ::takes on that feline blase expression before she loses it and cracks up laughing::

Tara Rynieyn: ::smiles to Tidus as Vasaris has a hissy fit;: No, sweetie.

Kairee: who doesn't?

Tara Rynieyn: ::flashes some thigh to get Vasaris's attention:: Yoohoo...

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He suddenly does a spit-take and returns to the inn. "Who challenges His Highness the Prince?"

Prince Vasaris IX: "I, Prince Vasaris IX of the Kingdom of the Dark Star, Murderer of the Three Moons, Grand Admiral of the Royal Navy, The Dark Invasion, The Merciless Destroyer, accept the challenge of this Corlanthis Long-Name, for the hand of Queen Tara Rynieyn in marriage!"

Tara Rynieyn: ::kablink::

Tara Rynieyn: (s) Ruh roh.

Tara Rynieyn: ::really trying to get his attention now before Cor gets squashed needlessly::

Tara Rynieyn: Excuse me, Princey!

Kairee: Oh good! a Blood match!.. in the name of Love!

Kairee: ::laughing:: what good sport!

Kitty O Helston: Pity.. I rather like having Cor around. I'll be sad to see him go. ::sips her coffee::

Tara Rynieyn: I did not say Corlanthis Wystan-sayyoudontmeanafighthoney challenged you! I said IF........IF he challenges you I will not marry him!

Prince Vasaris IX: *He turns to the common room, raising a fist dramatically, speaking louder than he probably needs to.* "I have wiped out entire species, laid waste to worlds, ordered the executions of whole fleets - I will conquer this - " *He stops.* "Yes, My Queen?"

Tara Rynieyn: ::sighs and brings her fingers to her temples - Cor was just going to murder her when he heard this::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "I will drink his blood and slash off his testicles!"

Tara Rynieyn: ::stares at Dralak::

Kairee: and sautee them with a little madiera?

Kairee: and shallots?

Prince Vasaris IX: *He looks at Dralak, considering.* "Actually, madiera wouldn't be half bad..."

Kitty O Helston: ::looks to Dralak:: You would deny your leader the joy and honor of doing his own battle?

Kitty O Helston: ::tsks into her mug::

Tara Rynieyn: If you are so inclined....my Prince.....you may also challenge him for my hand in marriage. Afterall, how else am I to be convinced of yer love?

Kairee: he could buy you things, Tara

Kairee: LOTS of things

Tara Rynieyn: ::Notices that Kitty and Kairee are good for stirring up the pot, she grins, they were merciless just like her.:: (s) Is why I love them so much. ::snicker::

Kitty O Helston: And help you destroy Talomar... ::yeah, she knows the weak spots::

Prince Vasaris IX: *He looks at Tara.* "Then I, Vasaris, the Conquering Dragon of the Yzith, Bearer of the Flaming Hammer, challenge him!"

Tara Rynieyn: ::blinks and blinks again - and they were also good for advice and impromptu suggestions that were wicked!:: Yes!

Kairee: Excellent idea, kitts.. The Prince needs a noble quest

Kairee: the slaying of the exhuband is very suitble

Tara Rynieyn: Flaming...hammer? ::blinks:: What titular benefits you must have, my lord. ::tries not to giggle::

Kairee: *suitable

Prince Vasaris IX: "Dralak! Come! We have much to prepare for!"

Tara Rynieyn: Wait!

Kitty O Helston: The exhusband who broke her heart, no less. ::nods::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "We do! I shall make extra-sharp your PsyBlades, highness!"

Tara Rynieyn: Dun I get a kiss! ;:extends her hand to the prince::

Kairee: and refuses to giv e her half of everything and to support her in the style she has become accustomed to for Unlife...

Prince Vasaris IX: "Tara, My Queen, tell this Mister Long-Name to savor his last meals in this life." *He smirks sinisterly, and bows hsi head to grace Tara's hand with a single kiss.*

Tara Rynieyn: ::blushes:: I shall but know you that Corlanthis is a competent fighter, my lord. ::giggle::

= Faenix has entered the room =

Kairee: What about the Quest?

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "If he has any children," he says to Tara, "tell him I will murder them."

Prince Vasaris IX: "I fear none in the quest for love. Farewell!"

Tara Rynieyn: ::goes to speak to Dralak but her mouth just opens::

Tara Rynieyn: ::she nods - Yeah Cor was going to murder her for sure::

Tara Rynieyn: ::She sinks down in her throne and groans:: Goodnight my Prince



Dralak the Ever-Terror: "They will die by the inches. First by the knife, then by the flame." He follows his master. "The Conquering Dragon shall prevail once again!"

Kitty O Helston: You would think he'd be more interested in Talomar than Cor. After all, Talomar is definitely the bigger threat. ::the last sentence said more towards the Prince and his attendant::

Prince Vasaris IX: "Good night, My Queen!" *He makes sure to scowl nice and nasty for the rest of the room, except for Kitty and Kairee who are nearly as beautiful as Tara, and stalks to the door.*

Kairee: ::chuckle::

Tara Rynieyn: No ::giggles:: Even though I hate him I could not do that to Talomar. He'd never forgive me.

Prince Vasaris IX: "All Hail the Conquering Dragon!" *He Exits.*

Kairee: You are very tender hearted, Tara.

Tara Rynieyn: You both are O-positively awful! ::to Kairee and Kitty::

Tara Rynieyn: Now what will I do! Corlanthis is going to have to fight that man!

Kitty O Helston: ::watches the two leave, then busts out laughing so hard she has to clutch her sides::

Kairee: ::laughing:: Correction.. I am Splendiferous

Tara Rynieyn: Who are they? Where did they come from?

Tara Rynieyn: ::She's just so overwhelmed over what transpired that she has forgotten about the poor little leprechaun::

Kitty O Helston: I have no idea. I'm sorry to have sicked them on you Tara, but if that guy kept after me I might've ended up clawing his face off.

Kairee: Does it really matter, babes?

Kitty O Helston: And Panther *hates* it when I get blood on the floors.

Kairee: he's mostly harmless, Kitts...

Tara Rynieyn: This is true.

Kitty O Helston: Don't worry about Cor. ::waves it off:: Someone just needs to warn him.

Tara Rynieyn: I should probably be the one

Tara Rynieyn: Afterall it is my fault.

Tara Rynieyn: ::looks to Tidus:: I think you think you're a wreck, dear.

Kairee: he may gallantly give you up, Tara

Kitty O Helston: Well, you could always marry the Prince.. kill him like you've done to a number of past husbands, and then marry Cor once you have the title and money.

Kairee: after all Princey is a Prince

Tara Rynieyn: Oh I hope not ::frown:: I love Cor. He is very sweet

Tara Rynieyn: The only person I want to kill right now is Talomar an' even that will prove difficult.

Tara Rynieyn: The one and only time we got into a physical fight, I got thrown clear across the castle.

Tara Rynieyn: And he only used his mind. ::shrugs:: But I blew up the fireplace. Then he destroyed our bed.

Tara Rynieyn: Ahhh ::grin:: those were the days.

Kitty O Helston: So find someone stronger than he is... and arm them with wooden stakes or whatever it takes to kill him.

Tara Rynieyn: ::fans her face;: Jus' talkin about it is gettin me hot.

Kairee: the make up sex must have been phenominal

Kairee: ::uncrossing and recrossing her long, splendiferous legs::

Tara Rynieyn: Oh yes ::giggle:: He tied me up an' whipped me til I howled.

Tara Rynieyn: I love that man as much as I hate him.

Tara Rynieyn: ::daydreams::

Kairee: well that certainly says alot

Tara Rynieyn: ::She pops up:: Well I'll be back later. I gotta go write Cor a note at his house so he knows what to expect from Vasaris.

Tara Rynieyn: ::blows them both kisses and dashes out:: See you later!

Tara Rynieyn

Date: 2008-04-23 13:19 EST
Prince Vasaris IX: *A human mass of about ten makes its way up the street, holding up a mattress, not daring to drop it, upon which the Dark Prince sits half-locus. As he approaches the Inn, a dark wind stirs...* "Ah... Dralak, we arrive..."

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::It was a relatively easy day, and after a night of absolutely nothing going on in the Outback, Cor had eventually found his way to the Inn and a comfy barstool near the end of the bar. A glass of tea was craddled in one hand and he stared silently at the backwall, every so often sipping from the drink.::

Tara Rynieyn: ::Enter...the Cockroach Killa...wearing a black catsuit complete with a spiked tail. Her hair is done up in one very long braid and she's carrying a box of toothpicks::

Tara Rynieyn: Eventide meals-on-heels! ::tossing up an unsunned hand as she walks to her throne::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: Dralak is bent underneath the matress as he struggles to hold it up, but he gives no sign of discomfort or unwellness. "It is true, Highness! We have reached your quarry!"

Tara Rynieyn: Corlanthis! Look what I brought you! ::holds up the toothpicks::

Prince Vasaris IX: "Stop!" *he calls out sharply.*

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::A turn, a grin, and a wave met the arrival of Tara as he did as he was bid and turned to inspect the toothpicks. A much impressed "o" of awe. But nothing voiced. He still seemed to be troubled by his peculiar problem.::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: The procession stops. Dralak cracks a whip to make it so. "We have arrived!"

Prince Vasaris IX: "Lower me!"

Tara Rynieyn: ::She notices he is still mute, frowns, and then goes to fetch Hunter's chalkboard like she did the other day. When she's got it she hands it to him and just shakes her head:: Cor, you simply *must* get yer voice back if we are to marry!

Tara Rynieyn: How are you to say I do then? ::pout, finger to lips::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: The whip is cracked again, and the bearers carefully lower the matress until just above the dusty ground.

Tara Rynieyn: ::waves to Eve:: Hi Sleeve!

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::waves at Eve and grins, then winks at Tara and takes the chalkboard, writing out, " But, will not all the Gods of the multiverse hear the song in my heart, even if my lips are unable to speak the words?" He was in a peculiar frame of mind, tonight.::

Prince Vasaris IX: *Vasaris steps off of it, and then tosses onto the hotel mattress a sack of coins, which contain a pretty obscene amount of money. The mattress-bearers consist of a hotel manager, two receptionists, and the rest are bellhops.*

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "Back to the hotel, filth! Await my psychic summons!"

Tara Rynieyn: ::Aww - she just melts - well not really, but she's blushing and that's pretty difficult to achieve::

Prince Vasaris IX: "Yes, yes, they will make suitable slaves..." *he muses quietly, rubbing his immaculate goatee as they move off.*

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He cracks the whip again to drive them off, and follows his master into the inn.

Tara Rynieyn: Of course I do, Sleeve. I am Tara, afterall. ::flops into her throne and meows cuz she's in a catsuit::

Tara Rynieyn: Corlanthis, please try an' rectify this situation soonest. ::pouts again::

Prince Vasaris IX: *He pushes open the front door with both hands, arms spread dramatically, and his eyes widen as they alight upon that red-haired creature most fair at a counter undeserving to be approached by such beauty...* "My Dark Queen!"

Tara Rynieyn: No, Genie, No, No, No and O-Positively not! ::answering her::

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Beams at Tara and then ponders ordering her a saucer of milk. Decides against that since it'd be hard to order it for a variety of reasons - not the least of which being there seemed to be no tender. He blinked away towards Eve, though, shaking his head at her suggestion, then quickly wrote out, "A Genie Magicked me."::

Tara Rynieyn: ::She is just about to say something loving to Cor and snide to Sleeve (which the other woman would appreciate no doubt) when she hears the Voice of Vasaris! Her red head instantly whips in his direction and her jaw hits the floor::

Prince Vasaris IX: *Tonight he is wearing a white suit jacket and pants that flare out enough to suggest bellbottoms, white shoes, a purple satin shirt unbuttoned to his sternum, and his long purple cape.*

Tara Rynieyn: Hi Princey! ::tries to pass this off like it's no big deal some guy's calling her his Dark Queen. She waves and she's all fang here with the grin::

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::A momentary surprised expression as his mouth opened in mid-soundless reply to Eve, then pivoted doorwards. Much blinking.::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He follows behind in his black armor, the shock of unruly hair that bursts from his scalp in sharp contrast to the smooth carapace.

Tara Rynieyn: ::Looks from Vasaris to Cor and blinks too:: (s) Guess he did nuh get muh note.

Tara Rynieyn: (s) Hooboy ::Finger to lips::

Prince Vasaris IX: *It's a leisure suit, really. He marches across the room, cape swirling about behind him, and holds out his hand for Tara's.* "Tara... I cannot believe how pearly and... perfectly sharp... I somehow failed to notice your teeth are.."

Prince Vasaris IX: *He's wearing white gloves. They look expensive.*

Tara Rynieyn: ::She takes it hand and smiles - just eating up the attention. Now her cheeks are getting redder and redder:: Aye, well, most people notice muh eyes 'fore they do muh fangs.

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Much curiousity in the direction of the door, though the second man's hair caused his eyes to widen in near awe. But then he caught something about a note and blinked at Tara before letting his gaze rest on Vasaris as he waited for Tara's hand. Was..that a frown forming?::

Prince Vasaris IX: "Such captivating eyes..!" *He bows his head to kiss her hand, rises, and turns his head a fraction.* "Dralak!"

Tara Rynieyn: ::She slides her eyes Corwards and winces :: (w) Oh dear

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "The lady is indeed fair, Highness. A true jewel." He nods along piously. "I live to serve!"

Prince Vasaris IX: "She deserves a verse about her eyes!"

Tara Rynieyn: ::smiles sheepishly at Dralak now:: Thanks!

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::One questioning brow rose upwards and he glanced over to Tara, watching the two and not able to disagree with them, really. But a bit dispproving all the same. He assumed it was something political.::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "By your command, Highness." He then goes cross-eyed with concentration for a moment.

Tara Rynieyn: ::Starts points at Cor, and trying to explain to him what's going on and to Vasaris that the man she's pointing to is the man he wants to duel but only manages to say something like:: Hell's bells..

Tara Rynieyn: It's really nuh necessary....a poem about muh eyes....::wincing::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He cheats his brains out, relying on the hope that the Prince has never read Shakespeare.

Tara Rynieyn: You dun need to go to nuh trouble for me....

Prince Vasaris IX: "Oh, but it is!"

Dralak the Ever-Terror: My lady's eyes are nothing like the sun; Coral is far more red than her lips' red: If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun; If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head. I have seen roses damask'd, red and white, But no such roses see I in her cheeks; And in some perfumes is there more delight Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks. I love to hear her spe

Tara Rynieyn: ::blink::

Prince Vasaris IX: *Apparently he doesn't know Shakespeare; he smirks confidently.*

Dralak the Ever-Terror: I love to hear her speak, yet well I know That music hath a far more pleasing sound. I grant I never saw a goddess go: My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground. And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare As any she belied with false compare.

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Much blinking, and then Cor frowned thoughtfully, lips could be seen moving silently as he followed along with it in his head, a shake every so often as a line finished. He took up the chalkboard and wrote. "Who are these people, Tara?" directing it her way.::

Prince Vasaris IX: *He looks at the man with the chalkboard, then at Tara.* "How dare the mute manservant address you without first being addressed!"

Dralak the Ever-Terror: As he recites, he holds one hand to the sky and one to his breast, striking a pose of epic grandeur. Then, when he finishes, he hangs his head. "I shall set my armor to roast me, Highness, for in my carelessness I mistakenly gave a poem that I had not written but copied from another."

Tara Rynieyn: ::Is now multitasking - smiling and giving little golfclaps to Dralak because she does think the poem is now, it is afterall about HER here, and she does not want to offend the Flaming Honeydew of Zod here but she also has some 'splainin to do. She looks to Cor, reads the board and groans:: (s) I was jus' gonna say somefin 'bout that, honey

Tara Rynieyn: ::Poem is nice, yes I can type sorry::

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Cor's head slowly turned towards Vasaris, giving him what could only be described as a "look". You could practically hear the "Uh Huh." as Cor's lips moved. Practically. But not quite.::

Tara Rynieyn: ::blink:: Well, you see my prince, that manservant over there is Corlanthis Wystan-gonnabeatthehellouttayouTaraforthis, my future husband!

Prince Vasaris IX: "A... a copy...?!" *He rounds on Dralak, looking equal parts flustered and angry.*

Tara Rynieyn: ::gestures toward Cor and sinks down in her throne - she's dying::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He reaches to a dial on his chest and turns it all the way in one direction. A real liability, that dial. "I shall set it to Autoclave, Highness."

Tara Rynieyn: I...I...dun care if it's a copy.

Tara Rynieyn: It was perty ::giggle::

Prince Vasaris IX: *Fortunately, Dralak is spared. He pauses... and turns, chin lifted as he regards Corlanthis smugly.* "Ah... Monsieur Long-Name, I presume... A pleasure, I assure you.."

Prince Vasaris IX: *The door is shut, as are the windows, but somehow a breeze blows through and makes his cape stir dramatically.*

Tara Rynieyn: ::whispers to Vasaris:: He really is nuh a manservant so maybe you shouldn't mention that

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Shoots Eve a thumbs up back, and amusement all a glitter in his eyes he turned back to the Prince. Nodding in the affirmative that was *indeed* someone's pleasure to be meeting Cor. And then he turned back to Tara, winking. Scribbling quickly. "Mistress, it is uneccessary to protect this one. This one has erred in addressing you so informally, and humbly begs your forgiveness."::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: Pure psionics, that. Dralak did once carry around a fan for such special effects, but once it got caught in the cape and that was a disaster. He continues to cook inside his armor, his self-flagellation served by atomic heating coils.

Tara Rynieyn: ::kablinks::

Tara Rynieyn: I'm nuh yer Mistress! ::huffs, hands on hips even though she's seated in her throne:: I'm yer fiance!

Tara Rynieyn: ::takes a moment to glance askance at Partly Roasted Dralak and blanches in horror::

Prince Vasaris IX: *He looks at the note, then at Tara.* "A manservant has sought your heart? Hmph!" *He rounds on Corlanthis again, blissfully unaware of Dralak's suffering. Or maybe he just doesn't care.* "Do you know who I am... who it is you have so... FOOLISHLY challenged?"

Prince Vasaris IX: "Dralak!" *he calls aside to his servant.*

Prince Vasaris IX: *He's also apparently forgotten it is he who seeks to challenge Mister Last-Name, not the other way around.*

Tara Rynieyn: Well...I....::gesturing, her lips moving like that of a fish but she's not making much sense. She gives up and smiles at Vasaris::

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Follows her gaze and recoils slightly from the sight. But there was a small amount of resepct towards one so willing to stick to his word. And then a slow turn back to Vasaris. A small smile played and he wrote "Nope." and showed it to him, solemn nod following.::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: Dralak sweats profusely as he speaks. "You are unworthy of the honor of addressing His Highness Prince Vasaris IX, Next King of the Black Star Empire, son and heir to Great King X, Grand Admiral of the Royal Fleet and Conquering Dragon of Adama and Logonia! Highness, shall I strike him about the face or throw him to the floor?"

Tara Rynieyn: ::Leans to see what Cor is writing but her vision is obscured by Dralak::

Tara Rynieyn: Nuh nuh strikin! ::protesting vehemently from her throne::

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Then looks back towards Dralak and writes out "I haven't actually addressed anyone. These words are here for anyone to see and assume they apply to them." More nodding.::

Prince Vasaris IX: "Prepare the Dark Glove of the Inexorable!" *he says to Dralak imperiously.*

Tara Rynieyn: ::Vasaris's words now scare her - her eyes bulge out of their sockets:: What the hell is that! It sounds so finite or somefin!

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He produces from his armor - God knows how - a black silk glove, which he then uses to slap at Cor's face. "You have been challenged, peasant!"

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::A curious tilting of his head and he peered back to Tara, offering her an unknowing shrug.::

Tara Rynieyn: Cor really is allergic to gloves, my Prince ::Trying to help out here, imagining what this glove could be::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: Because it's been inside his autoclave-like armor, it's also hot enough to cook on, but that's not the point.

Prince Vasaris IX: "I, Prince Vasaris IX, the - you there! Quiet!" *he calls to Neo.* "Now where was I..."

Tara Rynieyn: ::winces as Cor is slapped:: Oh dear, the rash that will follow ::fans her face with a napkin since that is the only thing available, looking from Cor, to Dralak, to Vasaris, to her nails and then back again::

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Oh. Alright. Blinking as he was assaulted by black silk. You could see his mouth working as he tried to speak and again found himself voiceless. A frustrated non-sigh, but he was writing quickly to Vasaris. "You were about to tell me you renounce all claim to Tara." ::

Tara Rynieyn: ::Lifting her fanny out of the seat to see Cor's board but then hears Neo and smiles:: Oh, he does love me. Hee!

Dralak the Ever-Terror: Furious to the point of orgasm, he shouts at Neo. "Silence, you elevated wretch! The ways of the Prince are beyond your feeble ken!"

Prince Vasaris IX: *He props his foot up on the rung of a barstool so he can look taller.* "Renounce all claim? Don't make me laugh!" *And then he laughs, arrogantly and pompously.* "A-hahahaha-ha! Me? Renounce my claim? Don't you know who I am?" *He clears his throat, puffs out his chest, and begins,*

Tara Rynieyn: Keep readin that ::to Neo, fanning herself again:: I can't read the board from here.

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::His cheek was burning slightly but he tried to ignore that and gave Vasaris a patient if long-suffering stare. More writing. "No. You still haven't mentioned it."::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "Shall I introduce you again, Highness?"

Tara Rynieyn: ::twirls her finger around her braid, her violet eyes glowing softly waiting for Vasaris to begin::

Prince Vasaris IX: "I am Prince Vasaris IX of the Kingdom of the Dark Star, Heir Apparent to Great King X, Leader of a Thousand Victories, Bearer of the Flaming Hammer, Conquering Dragon of the Magugu and the Yzith, Murderer of the Three Moons, the Inexorable, the Destroyer! And I challenge you for the hand of the Dark Queen Tara Rynieyn in marriage!"

Tara Rynieyn: Dun forget Magugu and Lasar....::blink, tap lip:: at least I think that's what he said last night.

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Cor glanced up and shakes his head at Neo, while pointing at Dralak. Then a hand cutting through the air before pointing at Vasaris. And then Cor nodded and grinned. A foxy kind of grin. He wrote, slowly. "No. Your challenge is invalid. I respectfully decline your offer."::

Tara Rynieyn: ::giggling and nods to Neo:: Yes an' he loves me too!

Tara Rynieyn: ::titters::

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::thumbs up for Neo::

Tara Rynieyn: If a man wants to fight over me who am I to challenge him?

Tara Rynieyn: Besides.....

Tara Rynieyn: I am most beautiful, a rare prize.

Tara Rynieyn: ::grins and looks to Dralak:: Are you getting all this?

Prince Vasaris IX: "You dare reject a challenge from the Dark Prince Vasaris!" *he thunders.* "You - you puny... you tiny... you speck of a man, will not defend what you say is your love of Tara Rynieyn, the Dark Queen, to the death?! You, Lord Long-Name, are a coward!"

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "In that case, his claim to her hand is forfeit! I am prepared to perform the ceremony at your behest, Highness."

Prince Vasaris IX: *Apparently he's forgotten he's a manservant now.*

Tara Rynieyn: ::blink:: Right now! Corlanthis! ::pouts:: Say you will fight for me!

Prince Vasaris IX: "Yes, by our custom, his claim is forfeit, as I was about to say!" *punctuated by a chiding look to Dralak.*

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Turns and gives Tara a warm smile, blowing her a kiss. Then back to Vasaris and he was adopting a serious expression before shaking his head. Then more slow writing. "Why do I need to fight you? She's already marrying me. I've already <I>won</I>. Simpleton."::

Tara Rynieyn: What'd he write! ::trying to see::

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Shows it to Tara::

Tara Rynieyn: ::catches the kiss and blows one back, trilling now - she's eating all this attention up::

Prince Vasaris IX: *He turns to the room, raising a fist.* "He refuses to defend your honor, Fairest of the Fair!"

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "The cowardice of it! Surely this alone proves that His Highness is a better man, as though proof were necessary!"

Tara Rynieyn: ::blushes at Vasaris's compliment:: Aye, thank you, I really am fair.

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::arching of brows at Dralak, then Vasaris both. Tapping of the stylus against his chin. Then writing. "So you're saying your claim impugns her honor?"::

Prince Vasaris IX: "Your failure impugns her honor - your dishonor!" *he points,* "impugns her honor!"

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "It is a perfectly logical and consistent system, and your failure to understand it belies your other intellectual and moral failures!" By now, his face has turned red.

Prince Vasaris IX: "I spit upon your claim to her, Lord Long-Name, and will deliver to the one you call your fiance the love letters and flowers she spoke of in spite of what you may say!"

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Nods approvingly and goes back to writing. "Good. We can use more tinder and fuel for the fireplace."::

Prince Vasaris IX: "My Dark Queen, here - " *He pauses.* "Dralak..." *Looking him up and down.*

Prince Vasaris IX: "...Why are you blushing?"

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "Highness, I am performing self-mortification as penance for copying my poem off the work of another."

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::More writing. "He told me he's jealous. He thinks you're cute and doesn't want to see you with Tara."::

Tara Rynieyn: ::lifts a hand up:: Might I say something?

Prince Vasaris IX: "Oh. Well..." *He's at a loss, for once.* "Your atonement is complete, you may turn it off," *he says quickly and dismissively.*

Prince Vasaris IX: *And with a flourish, he is offering a love letter and an obscenely large bouquet of an obscene variety of flowers to Tara.*

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::glances at Tara and listens attentively.::

Prince Vasaris IX: "You may speak when you wish, of course, My Dark Queen."

Tara Rynieyn: ::blinks::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He turns the dial again. The wisdom of putting a knob on the front of his armor that can roast him in it is questionable, but the man of action has no time for idle questions!

Tara Rynieyn: Oh....wow....::overwhelmed by the obscene love letter and flowers::

Tara Rynieyn: Thank you, my Prince...

Tara Rynieyn: ::sneeze:: Thank you!

Prince Vasaris IX: *He bows.*

Tara Rynieyn: Instead of a fight to the death why not have some games?

Tara Rynieyn: It'll be my choice....

Prince Vasaris IX: "Games... games of <I>war</I>?"

Tara Rynieyn: Whoever wins the games gets my hand!

Tara Rynieyn: Well, no, not war, per se, but friendly war games

Tara Rynieyn: ::waves to Dora::

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::He nodded at Neo and dusted a hand off on a pant leg, before holding it out to him. Then glanced sideways at Tara. One finger held up to her to wait for a moment::

Prince Vasaris IX: "Ah... friendly.." *He looks upon Cor snidely.* "In the spirit of friendship... I see... hmm..." *He appears to ponder this, rubbing his goatee.*

Dralak the Ever-Terror: At the mention of games, he stiffens up slightly and looks to the side, then breaks into a a pose of full-on psychic reconaissance.

Tara Rynieyn: ::nods to Cor:: My fiance would like to say something...

Prince Vasaris IX: "Then let him... speak," *he says, with a dark chuckle.*

Tara Rynieyn: Well, he needs to write it out, my prince ::explaining gently so as not to offend his sensibilities which were quite fragile::

Tara Rynieyn: Sometimes he suffers from writer's block. ::nod, nod::

Tara Rynieyn: Let's not rush him. ::smiles and looks to the love letter:: Why don't you read me this?

Prince Vasaris IX: "I'm sure that's, ah... something of a.. problem for him..." *He smiles, watching him write.*

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::A nod at Neo, and he shook the man's hand, then he was glancing back to Tara, Vasaris ignored for the moment. He wrote. "You're certain this is what you want, my love? You wish me to challenge this stupid man?" A rather unreadable glance was being directed towards the Redhead.::

Tara Rynieyn: ;:waves to Trixie::

Prince Vasaris IX: "Right here? In public?"

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "Refer to his Highness with respect or I shall smash out your teeth, you thick-headed bovine!" At a moment's notice, he slips into furious anger!

Tara Rynieyn: Aye ::She says with a warm smile for Cor after reading this latest. She would have to talk to him privately later. She suspected the Prince would tire of her soon enough and all Cor would have to do is wait it out and since she was going to run the games, they would be impossible to win from either side. Or they would tie::

Tara Rynieyn: ::She'd see to that, oh yes, diabolical in her own way.:: If you love me Corlanthis you will fight for my impugned honor! ::she declares forcefully and then winks at him::

Tara Rynieyn: Eventide, Lady Eless ::smiles::

Tara Rynieyn: ::Sees Dralak getting all worked up again and blinks::

Prince Vasaris IX: "Dralak, drink that man's bone marrow!" *he says, nodding towards Neo.* "...No, wait, I changed my mind. I desire the finest brandy."

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::He nodded slowly at Tara, offering her a wink and a grin, and then he put his gameface on. Serious now. He turned his head towards Vasaris and nodded, writing. "Fine. Your Challenge is accepted. Tell your eunuch that if he speaks out of turn again I'll nail him to the wall." And nothing in his glance suggested this was a bluff.::

Tara Rynieyn: Princey? ::Sotto voce and she's flexing her thigh now to get his attention - even though it's covered in catsuit she knows a man's desires well::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He bares his sharpened teeth and snarls with rage at Neo before recieving the order. "At once, Highness. I shall fetch it now." He goes to the bar to procure it.

Prince Vasaris IX: "Dralak, this man Long-Name says he will nail you to a wall and devour your innards while you let out pitiful, womanish screams, and dress you in a tutu for your funeral."

Tara Rynieyn: ::She would of course wait for Vasaris and Dralak to read Cor's latest and reply in typical megalomaniac style which she just loved - These two were priceless::

Tara Rynieyn: ::Had waved to Dora before, does so again - and issues one to any one else she missed like her Auntie::

Prince Vasaris IX: *Apparently Vasaris, on rare occasion, is prone to limited degrees of cunning and deceit.*

Prince Vasaris IX: "Yes, my Dark Queen?" *He turns, at last, to Tara.*

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "The filth! I shall slash his manhood in twain down the middle and feed it to the Star-Dogs before his eyes!"

Tara Rynieyn: Prince Vasaris here is going to fight with Corlanthis for my hand in marriage, Auntie ::She says to Chry all pleased;:

Tara Rynieyn: I asked if you could please read the love letter you wrote me, my Prince ::eyelashes aflutter::

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::waves at Chryrie and nods amiably with Tara. And then just because he caught Trixie out of the corner of his eye, he showed her the small chalkboard::

Tara Rynieyn: ::Scowls seeing Riley - she'd deal with her later::

Prince Vasaris IX: *He takes the love letter, and begins to read.*

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He pours the brandy into the snifter and offers it up with both hands, head lowered. "Your brandy, Highness."

Tara Rynieyn: Aye, Auntie.....Prince Vasaris wishes for me to be my Queen an' Cor, naturally, is not going to let me go without a huge fight the likes of which Rhy'Din has never even seen 'less of course you count the time Lars Helston an' I went to war an' nearly destroyed it.

Prince Vasaris IX: *He pauses to climb up onto the bar, and then read, ignoring Dralak with the brandy in both hands, though certainly expecting him to remain like that until he is finished.*

Tara Rynieyn: ::listens to Vasaris, flirting with him with her eyes and every so oft sending Cor winks and coos::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He does indeed remain in that position, his eyes closed.

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::sighs, soundlessly and writes, and the writing has the look of something he's rather tired of writing. "A Genie sorceled me into silence."::

Tara Rynieyn: ::Outrageously flirts now, puffing out her chest, tossing her braided hair, sighing::

Prince Vasaris IX: "My Dark Queen of the Fiery Hair of the Supernovae of Olsaggaherithironzellen, with the Anger and Passion of a Thousand Diuzzepian War Hornets," *and he sucks in a breath,* "O, the ways I love thee! O, how I toil in anguish for your heart, how I grow in contempt for the man Long-Name who would claim it!" *He's nowhere near finished.*

Tara Rynieyn: ::blink::

Tara Rynieyn: ::Those little lips form a perfect "O"::

Tara Rynieyn: (s) What in the hell is a Diuzzepian war hornet?

Tara Rynieyn: ::aside to Neo:: (s) You have to admit he's very good at pouring on the charm Please whisper to Cor I love him an' thank you for yer help here.

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Raises a hand at the mention of the man with the long name. Writes down "That's me!" proud that he recieved a mention and shows the chalkboard around.::

Tara Rynieyn: (s) It, uhh, will not be forgotten ::wink::

Prince Vasaris IX: "You occupy my every thought, thoughts that demand I tend to the Great Fleets of the Dark Corridor of the EverAether, but my thoughts go to you and you alone! Will you grace me with your eyes of the finest jewels in the galaxy, finer than the Great Green Rock of the Royal Mine of Tszhertatajjel? Will you flutter your lashes of perfect shape and silky touch my way one time more? O, these and more I long for!"

Tara Rynieyn: ::Nod:: (s) An' please tell my Aunt Chry that I do want Princey alive an' I have to listen so as not to offend him

Tara Rynieyn: ::golfclapping again::

Prince Vasaris IX: "Until I have won, until we are wed, I will anguish for you, and I remain,Forever yours,In love,"

Tara Rynieyn: ::presses her hands to her mouth as Amthy would when being complimented::

Tara Rynieyn: ::Flutters her lashes when he asks::

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Claps politely for Vasaris and writes out a "7.3" on the chalkboard and holds it up in the air::

Tara Rynieyn: ::But does not know anything about that mine::

Prince Vasaris IX: "Prince Vasaris IX,Heir Apparent to Great King X,Grand Admiral of the Royal Navy,Grand General of the Royal Army,Grand Royal Inspector of the Royal Customs and Border Defence."

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "Long live His Highness! Long live His Majesty Great King X!" He shouts out of habit.

Tara Rynieyn: ::Now the hellcat stands in all her 4'8 glory and she curtsies despite the difficulty wearing that catsuit. She speaks to him as princes do:: You have overwhelmed us with yer entreaties, good Prince.

Tara Rynieyn: We shall consider yer words in the deep watches of the night, all alone in our bower, and endeavor to respond to your letter........in....::thinks::

Prince Vasaris IX: *He offers the letter back to her, head bowed.*

Tara Rynieyn: In Kind!

Tara Rynieyn: ::a flourishy type hand gesture and she takes the love letter::

Tara Rynieyn: ::claps now louder so as to boost his ego even more and where was Dralak with his side comments!::

Tara Rynieyn: Bravo! Bravisimo!

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "Beautiful, Highness. A true work of art. My black heart was moved to new heights of sentiment." He remains in position with the brandy.

Tara Rynieyn: ::Presses the back of her hand then to her forehead and falls back in her throne, seemingly affected by his words:: Ohhh...

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::blinks at Tara and goes back to writing. "But you won't be alone in your bower." and then he waggled his eyebrows at her just for good measure. And then he was scratching his chin thoughtfully. Then more writing. "Is this, then what form our challenge shall take, my bethrothed? Is it now my turn to woo you with words profound, daring to plumb the depths of my affection?" More of that whimsy from earlier.::

Prince Vasaris IX: *He takes a bow, and takes his drink from Dralak's hands.* "Yes, it nearly moved me to tears were I not too much a warrior to be capable of them."

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "Wehre that

Tara Rynieyn: ::snaps to Neo to read what Cor just wrote::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "Where that I were so fortunate . . ." he says as he begins to quietly sob, stirred by tremendous emotions.

Tara Rynieyn: Aye, I know Dora, but I'm so fantabulous that men flock to me like lemmings do to the sea.

Tara Rynieyn: ::grins devilishly::

Tara Rynieyn: ::turns to Neo for the translations::

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::blinks at Neo, frowning slightly. It sounded a lot cooler in his head.::

Tara Rynieyn: ::nods and puts her finger to her lips - she's contemplating again::

Prince Vasaris IX: *He looks rather uncomfortable at Dralak's sudden tears, wondering vaguely to himself how complex a form his war-madness may have taken..*

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Just draws a huge "?" on the chalkboard for Trixie and shrugs::

Tara Rynieyn: ::whispers back to Neo:: (w) Nay, he does not need to do anything of the sort as he occupies the entire real estate of my heart an' thensome. We shall speak later, him an' I, an' he is correct, I will not be alone in my bower ::her eyes alight on Cor then with a secret fire and she mews::

Tara Rynieyn: ::clears her throat and stands again::

Tara Rynieyn: May I have yer attention please!

Dralak the Ever-Terror: Tears drip from his eyes, and his attempts to wipe them with his metal greaves is as ineffectual as you'd think.

Prince Vasaris IX: *He finally gets down off the bar.*

Tara Rynieyn: I, Tara Rynieyn, Leader of the Forsaken Blades Guild, former secretary to Lord Brutin Vitellus of the Slaver's Association, Ensafora an' slave to Kain Locke the Black Dragon an' owner of the Riverwind Tavern, Princess an' heir apparent to the throne of Lockheed...

Tara Rynieyn: Queen of all the lands of Lanrette an' the surround...

Tara Rynieyn: Do hereby declare that.........

Tara Rynieyn: ::pauses and thinks::

Tara Rynieyn: ::She can't outdo Vasaris, there's just no way::

Tara Rynieyn: That in one week's time, Corlanthis Wystan-TaraYou'reGonnaDieForThis.....heretofore referred to as "Of the Long Name"...

Tara Rynieyn: ::gestures to him::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: His tears dry as he watches to see where she'll go with this, his attention rapped.

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::waves at Tara . Then shakes his head at Neo, more writing. "She always gets it wrong. It's cute."::

Tara Rynieyn: An' Prince Vasaris IX, heir apparent to the throne of X......Great Flaming Honeydew of Zod.......Breaker of All Soulds......Bludgeoner of Ten Stars.......Scourge of Two Hundred An' One Nations......

Tara Rynieyn: etcetera.........

Tara Rynieyn: Etcera!...

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "That is not his correct title!" He shouts very softly.

Tara Rynieyn: Will do battle on my terms for my hand in marriage!

Tara Rynieyn: ::can swear she hears trumpets off in the distance::

Tara Rynieyn: ::blinks at Dralak::Oh! I am so sorry

Tara Rynieyn: CORRECTION!

Tara Rynieyn: ::Hand up again, clearing her throat::

Prince Vasaris IX: "Do not speak out against My Dark Queen!" *he bellows at Dralak, pointing.*

Tara Rynieyn: Prince Vasaris IX.......heir apparent to the throne of X......Murderer Of Forty Two Rabbits...

Tara Rynieyn: Deceiver Of Wills...

Tara Rynieyn: Flame Hammer of Not only the North BUT the South......

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He smashes a nearby glass and starts slashing up his neck with it as penance.

Tara Rynieyn: Bludgeneor of Tears

Tara Rynieyn: Marauder Emeritus......

Tara Rynieyn: And my almost boyfriend!

Tara Rynieyn: ::flourishy type wave again::

Tara Rynieyn: Will do battle...etcetera etcera!

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::He was peering suspiciously at Tara now, pursing his lips and chuckling under his breath.::

Tara Rynieyn: ::gesturing to Neo for the trumpets::

Tara Rynieyn: So say I...Queen Killa O Roachies

Tara Rynieyn: ::falls over from lack of oxygen::

Prince Vasaris IX: "Dralak, enough! The Royal Prerogative requires more flowers and hand-painted stationary!"

Prince Vasaris IX: *He moves to catch her, rather dashingly.*

Tara Rynieyn: *thunk!*

Tara Rynieyn: ::But is saved in time!::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "I shall procure my paintbrushes at once, highness! Shall I paint them with my own blood?"

Tara Rynieyn: Oh....my Prince.....what would I have done were you not here?

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Shoots Vasaris a thumbs up for catching her.::

Tara Rynieyn: ::feigns weakness::

Prince Vasaris IX: *He stops listening to Dralak.* "Ah... you would have fallen on your pretty head... and it would have been the very worst of crimes... for which I would have laid waste to a thousand worlds."

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Turns back to Trixie and winks, writing just for her, "What makes you think he and I are playing the same game?"::

Tara Rynieyn: ::Sighs, her eyes at half-mast:: Only a thousand, my lord?

Prince Vasaris IX: "And sent them all careening into the Supernovae of Tsarabrabuebel." *Try saying that five times fast.*

Tara Rynieyn: Tsara.....::blink:: Yeah......I'll take yer word on it

Tara Rynieyn: ::She tries to stand now::

Prince Vasaris IX: *He sets her upright.*

Tara Rynieyn: Good prince, pray......tell us, ::she can't resist and tries hard not to grin:: if you are to win our hand in marriage......

Prince Vasaris IX: "My Dark Queen... are you well? Do you require anything?"

Tara Rynieyn: ::upright now, smiling and nodding:: What will our title be?

Prince Vasaris IX: *And for good measure,* "Dralak!"

Tara Rynieyn: Only yer attention, dearest ::sinks back in her throne::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He scurries over. "I live to serve, Highness."

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Cor grinned at Trixie and chuckled soundlessly again (darned Genies) and then turned back to the Tara/Vasaris show, sipping his tea with interest in the proceedings.::

Prince Vasaris IX: "Oh... my Dark Queen... You will be Queen of the Kingdom of the Dark Star, and for every title I have... you will have one in kind."

Tara Rynieyn: ::Eyeballs Dralak - the man scared the hell out of her, it was true::

Tara Rynieyn: I......see

Tara Rynieyn: ::she turns her cheek, pretending to be offended::

Prince Vasaris IX: "I will become Great King X... you will be Evil Queen of the Aether... and together..." *He gestures out with an arm into the room.*

Tara Rynieyn: But you cannot say it?

Prince Vasaris IX: "We will rule the stars..."

Tara Rynieyn: ::Her lips tighten, the grin threatening to crop up::

Tara Rynieyn: Evil Queen of the Aether huh?

Tara Rynieyn: ::This actually didn't sound so bad::

Prince Vasaris IX: "You will recieve six billion slaves of the Magugu race to toil in the Great Mines of the EverAether Asteroids..."

Tara Rynieyn: Six billion is not nearly enough, good prince. ::Tries to look bored::

Prince Vasaris IX: *It's six million now, but he hasn't yet been informed of the Third Great Victory of the Impious Uprising Rapscallions of the Magugu.*

Tara Rynieyn: We think ten trillion would suffice. ::suggesting::

Prince Vasaris IX: "Together, My Dark Queen, we will find the slaves." *He smiles evilly.*

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "I shall proceed at once with a fleet of ships to conquer the worlds to supply them!"

Tara Rynieyn: You know......Corlanthis is going to give me ten trillion slaves.....

Tara Rynieyn: An' a pony

Tara Rynieyn: ::another bored look::

Tara Rynieyn: Aye, the very Darkest Queen of the Supremest Aether......::blinking at Neo::

Prince Vasaris IX: "I will take them in battle before they are truly his to deliver, and put the heads of his generals on pikes wielded by our SpaceKnights on the Great War Ponies of Yzith, and give them all as gifts to you!"

Tara Rynieyn: ::hands to her mouth again, gasping;: Oh my prince! You are too kind!

Tara Rynieyn: When might I see this Yzith?

Tara Rynieyn: If I'm to rule beside you I should be able to survey my domain beforehand....

Prince Vasaris IX: "Dralak!"

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "Ten trillion heads! At one per square yard, they would stretch out over the surface of a red giant star!"

Tara Rynieyn: ;:snickers quietly hearing the prince::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "I live to serve, Highness."

Prince Vasaris IX: "What is the structural integrity of the Subdued World of Yzith at present?"

Tara Rynieyn: ::kicks her catsuit-ed legs up over the side of her throne again, yawning::

Tara Rynieyn: ::As Vasaris and Dralak commisserate, she takes down the braid in her hair and shakes her long (twelve feet!) hair out::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "Idiot! I was referring to the surface area of the star, not the star itself!" Then he prostrates to the Prince. "It is presently of great integrity!"

Tara Rynieyn: I should also like a war pony now ::smiling to the comical duo:: If it isn't any trouble

Prince Vasaris IX: "You may see our beautiful conquered territory of Yzith at your leisure, My Dark Queen."

Tara Rynieyn: ::Coos and picks up the lemurs:: Thank you Auntie!

Prince Vasaris IX: "Dralak!"

Tara Rynieyn: We do not think it wise for us to ever walk on our celestial feet, good prince ::another suggestion:: What if we were to get calluses?

Tara Rynieyn: ::Nuzzling the green and blue lemurs::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "I live to serve, Highness."

Prince Vasaris IX: "The Great Palace of the Great Dark World of the Great Dark Star has sixteen thousand servants for the sole purpose of placing pillows beneath our feet, My Dark Queen."

Tara Rynieyn: Wonderful! ::in response to Vasaris:: An' what of my personal baths?

Prince Vasaris IX: "Dralak, order a war pony from Yzith, immediately."

Tara Rynieyn: How many of them do I receive?

Tara Rynieyn: I *do* bathe quite often and will need the finest water so as to ensure I do not wrinkle.

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "Immediately, highness. I shall place this order before next the sun rises over the horizon."

Tara Rynieyn: ::is channeling Veruca Salt here::

Prince Vasaris IX: "In which of our thousand darkly shining palaces, O Beautiful One?"

Tara Rynieyn: ::fluttering her lashes to Vasaris:: In the one where you spend most of yer time, my lord

Tara Rynieyn: Will my water be perfect?

Tara Rynieyn: Not too hot nor too cold?

Prince Vasaris IX: "There was one day, a thousand years ago, when the bath drawn for the Evil Queen of the Aether was 0.07% off her specifications..." *He stares off, smiling fondly at the holovideos he watched of that day.* "A million men went to their deaths that day."

Tara Rynieyn: ::Nods::I would expect one million an' one should my baths find themselves in similar fashion.

Tara Rynieyn: ::High-falutin snort::

Prince Vasaris IX: "If that glorious, I'm sorry, I mean dreaded day should ever come."

Tara Rynieyn: I would be *most* displeased ::looking at him::

Tara Rynieyn: You would not have me displeased would you?

Dralak the Ever-Terror: Deep in his throat he rattles and glances about furtively. He saw it! A pure, shining jewel amidst the muck and filth!

Tara Rynieyn: ::Admiring her hand then, turning her wrist this way an dthat::

Prince Vasaris IX: "My Queen..." *He stares at her hand.*

Tara Rynieyn: ::She is doing this on purpose::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He doesn't glance in his throat. He glances around the room. He lays his eyes on the object of his adorration, the partially-forgotten strains of her voice echoing throughout his head.

Tara Rynieyn: ::Turning her wrist slowly, her lips pursing, sliding her eyes to him here and there::

Prince Vasaris IX: "Why is your hand not more adorned? What... what treachery, what negligence, is this on the part of Lord Long-Name?"

Tara Rynieyn: Tis not his fault but the fault of my ex husband, my good prince. That being a certain Count Talomar Longden

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Sipping his tea and watching Tara with amusement in his eyes, though part of him was starting to feel kind of sorry for the two gentlemen.::

Tara Rynieyn: In a vicious act of revenge he doth stole my jewelry and had it melted down!

Tara Rynieyn: ::She lies but she's curious to see what his reaction would be - Talomar nearly went broke buying her jewelry and trust me, not a gem has been melted::

Prince Vasaris IX: "Dralak will drink his blood and smash his genitalia on the cobblestones from atop the highest tower in the land!"

Tara Rynieyn: ::a queenly chuckle pours forth from her lips - one only Vasaris could appreciate, she knew friends and family watching thought her nuts, even that witch Riley::

Prince Vasaris IX: "And then," *clutching her hand,* "I will adorn your hands with all the finery of the galaxy." *He looks for the ring he gifted to Kairee last night on his hand, but doesn't find it.*

Prince Vasaris IX: "Dralak! Where is my ring!"

Dralak the Ever-Terror: His eyes glance at her and then suddenly away, before rolling back and staring at her for five long seconds. It is not until then that he responds to the order. "I shall ensure that his torment will be supreme and neverending."

Tara Rynieyn: ::Blinking rapidly as he takes her hand - he seems to do this a lot. She only hoped Cor could forgive her. They had exchanged winks though. So far so good::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He breaks out into a sudden sweat. "I . . . I do not have it, Highness! Perhaps it was left in the hotel room! But I am certain it is not in my pocket or elsewhere in my position! This I vow!"

Prince Vasaris IX: "Murder a bellhop and demand its return!"

Tara Rynieyn: ::Hearing Dralak and not wishing him to self-flagellate or mortify again she points out:: I would much rather have you hold my hand, good prince

Dralak the Ever-Terror: Then he gets back to staring at Riley out of the corner of his eye, a tiny sigh coming from between his lips. The blood that had previously been streaming out of his neck is slowly clotting.

Tara Rynieyn: Besides.......a ring that I fancy would take eons to make....I am patient ::nod::

Prince Vasaris IX: "My hand is yours, My Dark Queen." *Yes, his hands are still gloved.*

Prince Vasaris IX: "Dralak, murder the lilting wench who just spoke."

Tara Rynieyn: Stil thy tongue woman or I will pull it from thy mouth, nail it to the nearest cross an' drown you in holy water! ::she booms at Riley, all serious::

Tara Rynieyn: So help me GOD!

Tara Rynieyn: ::growl::

Tara Rynieyn: ::Out of the chair she flies to attack Riley but Vasaris still has her hand and she gets pulled back::

Prince Vasaris IX: "Worry not, My Dark Queen," *He says, holding her hand still,* "Dralak is the ever-loyal Ever-Terror, he will see it done."

Tara Rynieyn: OOoooh!

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He walks towards her. "Come! It is time for your crucifixion!" As he reaches to grab her by the wrist, he palms Vasaris's ring - a kind of tacky Flash Gordon thing - and places it in her hand.

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::whistles soundlessly, but had it been able to be heard, it would have sounded quite..mischievious. Cor reached into a pocket and pulled from it a plastic bauble that resembled nothing so much as a ring from one of those twenty-five cent machines. He wated until Dralak was distracted and looking away, then Cor leaned over and tossed it across the floor until it hit him in the boot.::

Tara Rynieyn: ::falls back in her throne, nostrils flaring, eyes afire::

Tara Rynieyn: Thank you, my good prince.

Tara Rynieyn: I am sorry for getting heated.

Tara Rynieyn: ::glowers at Riley::

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Grins at Trixie and gives her a thumbs up, forgetting that he can't talk for the moment.:: ". . .. . . . . . . .. . . . ." ::and then sighs and just maintains the thumbs up.::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "Come! Your liquidation, while agonizing, shall proceed in a businesslike and regimented fashion!"

Prince Vasaris IX: "Oh, but it is your angry passion that drives me wild, My Dark Queen!"

Tara Rynieyn: ::blink::

Tara Rynieyn: Right.....Dziuppananese war hornets?

Dralak the Ever-Terror: That said to Riley.

Prince Vasaris IX: "Yes, the Dziuppananese war hornets," *he agrees.*

Tara Rynieyn: ::Applauds Dralak with one hand against the back of Vasaris's since he's holding her other::

Tara Rynieyn: I want fifty leagues of these hornets at once

Tara Rynieyn: An' I want them all to wear tiny crowns

Prince Vasaris IX: *He begins to call Dralak's name, and then sighs.* "I require more minions here..."

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He palms the ring and holds it so that she will be able to see it and the Prince won't.

Prince Vasaris IX: "While loyal, multitasking is not Dralak's strong suit - though he has a most thorough understanding of iambic pentameter."

Tara Rynieyn: ::Nods, like she understands a dayam word he says:: Aye, aye, of course.

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He moves close to her. "Please. Your eyes have enraptured me, your voice a clarion that calls my heart. In all ways you are a goddess, a divine vision, an angel from above come down to the rude and dirty world. But the Prince demands your death. I shall sneak you away, and faith that I shall see you again."

Tara Rynieyn: Iambic pentameterism being a very difficult theory...::flourishy type wave again - perhaps Vasaris was rubbing off on her? She then waved to Cor - if he was still "speaking" to her::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "Take this ring, as a token of my sincerity, and on the wings of love shall I fly any distance to return to you." All said somewhat quietly, but quiet isn't his strong suit.

Prince Vasaris IX: "The best poet-scientists in the land bow humbly to Dralak's grasp of it."

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Cor had gone back to idly sipping his tea in content silence, though as Tara glanced his way he winked at her once more, offering her a mirthful grin::

Tara Rynieyn: Even I, as Darkest Queen on all High, bow to Dralak's superiority in his grasp of it, good prince

Tara Rynieyn: ;:blows a sinful little kiss to Cor which hopefully conveyed a promise of real ones later on and more::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "Safety, wherever I may find it; but I shall brave any tribulation in my quest for your safety. I ask only your trust. Please; the hour grows late and I am yet under orders for your death; they grow suspicious."

Tara Rynieyn: I have had a thought!

Prince Vasaris IX: "Ah... I cannot wait! I cannot wait until our honeymoon, while we skirt the Dark Corridor and witness the Thousand-Year Siege of a Thousand Agonies!"

Prince Vasaris IX: "Viewed from the comfort of our Grand Royal War-Yacht."

Tara Rynieyn: ::Stands, still connected to Vasaris and smiles:: That all sounds so O-positively darling, my good prince! I cannot wait either!

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::A slight narrowing of eyes as he slid his glance over to Vasaris. Comments like that never boded well.::

Tara Rynieyn: War Yacht, of course ::nod::

Tara Rynieyn: May I have yer attention again please!

Prince Vasaris IX: *At last he lets go of her hand. His hand's getting sweaty, though he forgets it's still gloved.*

Tara Rynieyn: I have just now thought of the first game between Long Name and Flaming Honeydew!

Tara Rynieyn: One moment while the lady Eless speaks! ::turns to her:: Yes, dear?

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "I am called Dralak. My many appellations include the Ever-Terror, the Night-Haunter, the Infanticide, the Agony, and the Crawling Darkness. Yet I ask but you take my hand, and yet I'll be a new-made man, to raise my soul to heavens new, all in the hope of pleasing you."

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Cor grinned to himself and slowly wrote out "The Quiet Game?" showing it only to Tara::

Tara Rynieyn: ::giggles and shakes her head to Cor::

Prince Vasaris IX: *He lifts his chin arrogantly as he looks upon Elessaria, but he will wait upon Tara's decision, of course.*

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "For you, a thousand wishes golden, by you my heart is yet embolden'd! But first I beg you come with me, that from the Prince we may yet flee!" He reaches out his armored hand to take hers.

Prince Vasaris IX: *Another psionic breeze stirs his dark cape.*

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Blinks towards Eless and leans his head slightly to the side. It was true, broadly. He loved the tea anyone made, though he could recall no instances of trying Riley's specifically. And that meant he was now looking in Riley's direction, and he was forced to admit to himself that she didn't seem to need a whole lot of assistance at the moment.::

Prince Vasaris IX: *...Over the white leisure suit.*

Tara Rynieyn: ::Hears Eless and nods::

Tara Rynieyn: I, Tara Rynieyn, Darkest Queen of the Aether.......

Tara Rynieyn: Impending Wife of Prince Vasaris AND Corlanthis of the Long Name (not tooth)

Tara Rynieyn

Date: 2008-04-23 16:50 EST
Dralak the Ever-Terror: "For you a thousand years are but a tiny spec of dust, if I should wait upon your long return."

Tara Rynieyn: Purchaser of Fine Chocolates

Tara Rynieyn: Fashionista Of the Highest Order

Tara Rynieyn: And the most beautiful woman in Rhy'Din An' the Ten Kingdoms........::Breathe::

Tara Rynieyn: Do declare.........

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Turning back to Tara and hanging upon her every word::

Tara Rynieyn: ::flourishy type wave::

Tara Rynieyn: The "Lady" ::struggles with this:: Riley......

Tara Rynieyn: :Only out of respect for Eless, only for her!::

Tara Rynieyn: Is hereby off limits to all men related to my future second husband next to Long name, Prince Vasaris the Honeydew King!

Tara Rynieyn: ::falls over again::

Prince Vasaris IX: *This time he doesn't catch her.*

Prince Vasaris IX: *He works over the order in his head...*

Prince Vasaris IX: "Dralak!"

Tara Rynieyn: *thunk!*

Tara Rynieyn: ::Isn't entirely sure either! Stares at Vasaris's feet now since that's where her head is::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: His face blanches. "I live to serve, Highness." He looks like he's about to start crying, for the . . . third time tonight?"

Prince Vasaris IX: "How dare you disobey me! How DARE you!"

Prince Vasaris IX: "You dare to lay hands upon a friend of My Dark Queen, Tara Rynieyn?"

Prince Vasaris IX: "Release her and atone!"

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He begins to cry, shouting over his wracking sobs. "I shall hand myself by the ankles for 20 days and 20 nights, Highness, in my shame and anguish!"

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "I was bewitched by her feminine wiles!"

Tara Rynieyn: Atone! ::croaks and tries to raise a fist to support Vasaris here but fails::

Tara Rynieyn: ::Slowly the vampiress gets up:: My LORD ::appaled now at Dralak:: He will NOT hang himself by the ankles! I shall not allow it!

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He falls to the ground and beats his fists against the floorboards, moaning incoherently.

Tara Rynieyn: ::Frowns at Dralak - she felt so sorry for him::

Prince Vasaris IX: "What shall he hang himself... by..?" *He trails off, now staring openly at Dralak, honestly rather concerned.*

Tara Rynieyn: ::Walks over slowly to Dralak:: Excuse me? Are you ok?

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "I shall then hang from my testicles for 40 days and 40 nights, and pray to the Dark Masters that I may someday yet be purged from my shame!"

Tara Rynieyn: Please do not cry....::tapping her lip, this was really bothering her::

Tara Rynieyn: ::blinks::

Tara Rynieyn: ::Turns to Vasaris:: I demand you forgive him or you shall never know the glory of my lips upon yers!

Tara Rynieyn: Or how sweet an' supple my ......::mumbles the rest:: are!

Prince Vasaris IX: "Dralak, you have atoned!" *He scowls.* "Do not incur my wrath, EVER again..."

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Watches in slight concern and erases the chalkboard with a sleeve. Then more writing, this time shown to Riley. "Offer him some tea?"::

Tara Rynieyn: Oh Faenix, do try to be of some help here!

Tara Rynieyn: ::claps to Vasaris:: A wise an' JUST decision my lord!

Tara Rynieyn: Hoozah!

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Gets that a lot::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He stands up. "I shall purge the vile harlot from my mind immediately." Though his face is still red and stained with tears, he appears to have entirely purged that sadness from his mind.

Tara Rynieyn: ::Looks to everyone with a glare:: Vasaris of the Honeydews is wise!

Tara Rynieyn: ::Clapping louder::

Prince Vasaris IX: "It is not easy, being a ruler..." *He sighs.*

Tara Rynieyn: Nay Faenix, I beg you not to.

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Makes a funny face at Tara as her glare passes over him.::

Tara Rynieyn: ::Quickly runs to Cor and gives him a sound kiss before Vasaris spots it::

Tara Rynieyn: Iloveyouverymuchandwillexplainallthislaterpleasedontbemad

Tara Rynieyn: ::Then dashes back to Vasaris's side, looking all regal::

Prince Vasaris IX: *Vasaris is too busy pitying his enormous burden in life to notice.*

Tara Rynieyn: Now to my announcement!

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::quick grin and he winked at her, enjoying the kiss as long as it lasted and almost reaching out to stop her as she wandered off.::

Tara Rynieyn: ::clears her throat::

Tara Rynieyn: The first game of my choice is to be........

Tara Rynieyn: ::drumroll please::

Prince Vasaris IX: "Dralak!"

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Drumrolls on the bartop. At least his hands still made noise::

Prince Vasaris IX: "I demand a Royal Drumroll!"

Tara Rynieyn: ::giggles::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He taps his armored knuckles on a table to provide a semblence of one.

Tara Rynieyn: Fiddlesticks on Ice! ::hands up, face alight, expecting a roar from the crowd::

Tara Rynieyn: To the victor of the first match, a KISS!

Tara Rynieyn: ::Shushes Neo with her hand::

Prince Vasaris IX: "Long-Name shall find the <I>mightiest fiddlestick in the land...</I> skewering him through the heart." *He nods in satisfaction.*

Tara Rynieyn: ::Winces hearing Vasaris::

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::blinking in perplexity as he mouthed the word 'fiddlesticks?' the 'On Ice" part didn't seem to bother him much, though. And now he was just giving Vasaris another "look". He was really starting to pity the poor man.::

Tara Rynieyn: ::Looks to Cor and Vasaris::

Tara Rynieyn: When would you both like to engage in the first duel?

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "The Prince shall control its every move!"

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He then sneaks away back towards Riley.

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Blinking at Tara, then writing. "But..what is 'fiddlesticks'?"::

Tara Rynieyn: ::She does not know how she is going to make this game but figures her glamour magic will come in handy here, and then, of course, Chry was nearby in case anything got messed up::

Prince Vasaris IX: "Oh.. I will allow this... gentleman," *he lifts his chin at Cor,* "the privilege of selecting the time and place."

Prince Vasaris IX: "It is, after all... the last time he will get to choose that in his life..." *And he tilts his head back and begins to laugh, evilly and maniacally.*

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "I beg that you forgive the vile name I gave to you. I had to give the Prince a false idea of my intent. Your beauty yet inspires me; please look to me with love. For you I shall do anything, you need but speak the word."

Tara Rynieyn: ::reads and nods:: Fiddlesticks, honey, is when you pick out sticks from a pile without jostling any other.

Tara Rynieyn: The person who upsets the pile loses.

Prince Vasaris IX: *There is a bright flash of lightning and thunder outside, never mind it's partly cloudy.*

Tara Rynieyn: ::on ice this will be impossible, just as she promised herself the games would be earlier::

Tara Rynieyn: ::Curtseys to Eless:: You are most welcome, fine lady.

Tara Rynieyn: (s) I do not forget my loyalties

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::waves to Eless, then turns back to Tara, looking thoughtful. Then more writing. "Let us say then, tomorrow in the evening? I shall meet the Prince in this Challenge."::

Tara Rynieyn: Corlanthis......Prince Vasaris says you may choose the time an' place.

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "I shall earn it in whatever way you please; you need but ask and I shall scale the highest peak or delve the ocean and return with pearls untold; or any other thing to make you smile."

Tara Rynieyn: ::Nods and looks to Vasaris:: My good prince! My almost second husband says he will meet you in battle tomorrow evening!

Tara Rynieyn: As Games Master......or Mistress in this case, I shall make ready the game an' its environs with comfortable seating for you an' Long Name to rest for when the battle gets rough

Tara Rynieyn: ::smirks at Neo::

Tara Rynieyn: ::She's trying to make it sound grandiose::

Prince Vasaris IX: "Tomorrow evening - tell him to sup well! It will be the last meal of his life!"

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "Or patience too shall I provde and woo you bit by tiny bit in hopes that someday you shall find me worthy of your fond affection." Read it out loud - it goes 'da-DUM-da-DUM-da-DUM.

Tara Rynieyn: I shall my lord! ::calling out to him although she's standing right next to him!::

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::blinks and turns towards Vasaris, writing slowly as he pursed his lips. "I'm right here. Seriously. I can hear everything you're saying."::

Tara Rynieyn: Corlanthis he says you best eat good an' proper before tomorrow night cuz he's gonna wipe the floors with you ::nod, nod::

Prince Vasaris IX: *He reads it, and strikes the chalkboard, hoping to send it clattering to the floor.* "Insolence!"

Tara Rynieyn: ::reads and relays:: He says he can hear everything yer saying my good Prince!

Tara Rynieyn: ::blinks::

Tara Rynieyn: Easy with Hunter's chalkboard, my lord! ::hands in her hair seeing him strike it::

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::wide-eyed as it's knocked to the floor. And now we see the first *real* signs that Cor's losing his temper. A slight soundless-snarl, made all the more apparent by the curl in his lip. He spoke slowly and wondered if the man could read lips. "That belonged to a man more worthy than anything you could ever hope to be, Your Highness. Have a care."::

Tara Rynieyn: Oh honey, I almost forget that man ::points to Jolyon:: is going to order an' pick up our wedding cake. ::smiles to Cor::

Tara Rynieyn: :Frowns at Cor and steps back should this come to blows::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "At your pleasure. Can they provide me with water?"

Prince Vasaris IX: "Hm!" *he says arrogantly to Cor, turning his head.*

Tara Rynieyn: ::pets Vasaris's arm:: Hunter is special to a lot of us here, my lord. Do not be offended.

Prince Vasaris IX: "He should not grant his belongings, then, to one so unworthy..." *Nodding.*

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Cor was kneeling to pick the board up, dusting it off and rising. And just as quickly, the moment passed and he blinked at Jolyon. Then back to Tara, he was writing. "Truly? Should we not pick it out, first?" He was pretty sure that's how things worked.::

Tara Rynieyn: Well, he did not, I took it down from the wall so Corlanthis could write on it.

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He goes behind the bar and gets himself a glass of water. Then returns to stand beside her. "Whatever is your fancy, miss, I shall endeavor to provide."

Tara Rynieyn: Fayalki only used it sparingly. I have not seen him in some time. ::frowns and looks to Cor:: Aye, sweetie, we will.

Prince Vasaris IX: "Dralak!"

Tara Rynieyn: ::jumps now when he yells::

Tara Rynieyn: ::looks over to Dralak who is clearly more smitten with Riley than Vasaris is with her. She wonders how this will play out::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He dashes towards the Prince. "I live to serve, Highness."

Tara Rynieyn: ::Maybe not - jumps when Dralak nears. The two of them moved so dayam quick::

Prince Vasaris IX: "Summon the hotel slaves with the Royal Caravan!" *By that, he means the mattress.*

Tara Rynieyn: Is my prince retiring for the evening?

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Nods to Tara and resumes sitting upon his barstool near her throne, offering her a quick smile followed by a slight yawn that seemed to catch him by surprise.::

Tara Rynieyn: ::She desperately wants to speak to Cor about all this::

Tara Rynieyn: ::waves to Neo:: Fair thee well

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::a wordless wave to Neo::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: "At once, Highness!" He dashes towards the door and takes out a whistle. The note it issues is pure and high and rattles your eyeballs.

Prince Vasaris IX: *He nods to Tara.* "Yes, My Dark Queen. We have... much to attend to.." *Sinister chuckle.*

Tara Rynieyn: ::winces at the shrill whistle she hears perhaps more loudly than the mortals::

Dralak the Ever-Terror: A matress borne by numerous bellhops comes rumbling down the street.

Prince Vasaris IX: "Bweheheh... buwahahaha... BUHUHAHAHAHA!"

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::slightly wide-eyed look for the Evil Overlord Laugh, and then Cor simply shrugged and peered around for his misplaced glass of tea. Where had it wandered off to . . .::

Prince Vasaris IX: *Lightning flashes again, thunder rumbles, and he bows to Tara.* "Until tomorrow evening, my heart."

Dralak the Ever-Terror: He cracks his whip and the bellhops lean down, to provide an easy step to board their platform.

Prince Vasaris IX: *Apparently Tara is not present. He purses his lips in thought... shakes his head, and strides imperiously to the door and out.*

Dralak the Ever-Terror: Dralak of course follows studiously behind.

Tara Rynieyn: ::Blinks and looks over to Cor:: Where was I?

Tara Rynieyn: ::Sees that the Prince is no longer here, sighs with relief and dashes over to Cor in her skin tight catsuit:: Oh honey!

Tara Rynieyn: ::She falls to her knees before him, her catsuit creaking and throws herself in his lap:: Oh Corlanthis! Forgive me!

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Cor started to blush a little at the display and looked around uncomfortably before holding a hand out to her and urging her upwards::

Tara Rynieyn: I have not betrayed you with allowing that man to touch my flesh in ways and places only yer hands may visit, my lord!

Tara Rynieyn: I only have eyes for you!

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Cor reached a finger out, moving it touch it lightly to her lips and offering her a smile and shake of his head. He then drew it back and reached for the chalk. "I doubt you not, my dear one. And in truth, I would be offended if a man of such station had not been interested in you."::

Tara Rynieyn: ::She frowns at what he wrote:: But I do not know how this happened!

Tara Rynieyn: I was mauling this leprechaun see.....

Tara Rynieyn: ::gesturing as she talks::

Tara Rynieyn: Then Aunt Nyx said "Tara come meet this princely fellow" or somesuch wording

Tara Rynieyn: So I did.....next thing I know the bloody maniac is smitten wif me!

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::Cor nodded with her as she spoke, and then he was writing again with a grin on his lips. "Of course, he was. Any man who isn't smitten with you is a fool!"::

Tara Rynieyn: ::Doe-eyed expression:: So you are not mad, Corlanthis of the Long name? ::slight grin::

Corlanthis Wystansayr: ::soundless chuckle and he shook his head. "The arrogant jackanapes annoyed me, but I'm not mad at you. It isn't your fault he's he's so obtuse he's practically a straight line."::

Tara Rynieyn: ::She hugged him tightly then, smelling of the flowers Vasaris had thrust in her face earlier and which now still permeated throughout the air and smiled:: Thank you for being so understanding, honey.

Tara Rynieyn: I am sure when my games are complete, Prince Vasaris will lose interest in me.

Tara Rynieyn

Date: 2008-04-24 03:17 EST
I will be posting the entire log, parsed and whatnot, to my site tomorrow but this made me laugh.

This is CLASSIC Brutin! LMAO





Lain Amthras: "Dude, man, I should prolly go before they wanna come over and talk to me," she's got a waaaaaay nervous expression, totally opposite of what Tara's saying of her now. Daniel gets a wave, and hell, Tara and Brutin do too, and man, does she hightail it up those stairs.

Tara Rynieyn: See how she moves?
Tara Rynieyn: ::gesturing to Lain running up the stairs::
Tara Rynieyn: Like a tiger in the night...
Lord Brutin: Fast
Lord Brutin: I see the war face
Tara Rynieyn: Imagine her on a slave hunt. ::nod::
Tara Rynieyn: Oh yes, very impressive.
Lord Brutin: Like she is panicked she cannot kill you fast enough
Tara Rynieyn: Exactly my thoughts!
Tara Rynieyn: ::gesture::

Tara Rynieyn

Date: 2008-08-17 15:33 EST
For you, Z, because, after all these years and all the many conflicts we played out IC, this is, by far, the very best. Thanks for last night. I had a blast! Love you man ::kisses and giggles::


ETA: Full disclosure, even though I got some IMs by some who thought this my idea. It was Zonk's player's idea but I typed it because it was something Tara would say more than the Relic ;)



Tara Rynieyn: Yer welcome. ::Smile:: Now, we have a rough road ahead of us. I am not sure these two options are the only ones available. Let me noodle this a moment. There simply has to be another way that does not involve my death or yers so that others may live.

Tara Rynieyn: ::And, that, although said with a grin, was not a jest, considering the two slavers involved::

Zonker: As ye say. I cannae allow more tae be destroyed.

Zonker: And I doubt we can convince all the Kindred of Rhydin to be evacuated tae a safe plane.

Tara Rynieyn: ::Here she once again taps her lip. Call it an Intermission. Maybe Zonk would like to get up, stretch his old legs a bit? This could be awhile::

Tara Rynieyn: ::Noodling takes time but she does giggle at what he said. Some part of her was still in the tavern and aware::

Zonker: ::recognized that:: I shall be back. I need an ale... or twelve. ::walks to and around the bar to get himself and ale::

Zonker: ::grabs a tankard, takes it over to a cask of ale, and opens the tap, filling the mug::

Zonker: ::downs that in one long draught and returns the tankard to the still flowing tap to fill another::

Tara Rynieyn: ::Really works that lip, closing her eyes a few times, searching the memory banks of a seven hundred year old mind for that *one* solution to what was not only a Zonker and Tara problem but a problem for all those like Tara, there in Rhy'Din, who had the misfortune to sleep in a coffin and not a bed. Or, even a futon if you're into those::

Zonker: ::finally slaps close the tap with his staff and takes the fresh ale back to the table near Tara's throne::

Zonker: ::lifts the tankard and starts to down yet more ale::

Tara Rynieyn: By George I think I've got it! ::Slams her palm down on an armrest and grins in her trademark fashion:: Hold onto yer staff there, Zonk, this is a beaut!

Tara Rynieyn: The simplest an' safest solution is for you an' I to have sexual intercourse until I get pregnant with yer child! ::Looks at him with bright eyes::

Zonker: ::the tankard is dropped and ale shoots out of his mouth and nose as begins choking::

Zonker: ::hack, wheeze, hack, gurgle, choke::

Tara Rynieyn: Though.....::brief lip-tap here:: we will have to do a few test runs jus' to make sure we're compatible.

Tara Rynieyn: Do you like to sleep on the right or left side?

Zonker: I... I... ::choke, hack, choke::

Tara Rynieyn: Oh an' it will, of course, have to be conducted in a room where no sunlight comes in. Can't have the mother of yer child being reduced to ashes, now can you? ::Grin::

Zonker: ::finally managed to stop choking and looks at her as if he has grown an extra head:: Ye? And I?!

Tara Rynieyn: ::Blinking:: Well, yes, of course. Who do you think I'm referring to? Myself an' Santy Claus?

Tara Rynieyn: Though you know ten Christmases 'go I could swear he tried to peek up my dress......::shakes her head:: Pervert.

Zonker: ::to the Dr:: I donnae think I ha' e'er been less so, lass.

Tara Rynieyn: ::Smiles to Maranya:: He gets like this sometimes. It's okay, though I've never seen him choke an' wheeze for a minute straight like he did jus' then.

Tara Rynieyn: I think that's a record. ::Directs a finger at Hunter's chalkboard and under the column that says "Times Tara Has Made Zonker Choke" another tally mark appears.::

Zonker: Ye know someone who wouldst wish tae conceive a child with Tara here?

Tara Rynieyn: Relic! ::gasps:: Don't try to pawn this off on someone else! Now man up!

Tara Rynieyn: Candidates, smandidates! ::Dismissive wave:: Drink the rest of yer ale an' let's go get busy.

Zonker: Wait. Be ye nae married now? Mayhaps this royal as... royal gentleman wouldst be more pliable than Talomar?

Tara Rynieyn: ::Rubs her hands together, ogling Zonk now:: Oh, I can't wait to see what you got under those robes of yers.

Tara Rynieyn: I'm perpetually married. You know that. ::Rolls her eyes:: In fact, I think if I were to ever *not* be married someone would have me committed.

Zonker: I was married twenty-times myself. And I hold such vows tae be verrae sacred, Tara.

Tara Rynieyn: C'mon.....I'll let you pull my hair ::Grin::

Tara Rynieyn: Did you not sit here almost cryin a few moments 'go, pouring yer heart an' soul out to me how you made a mistake an' want to make it right?

Zonker: ::his voice almost unheard once more:: Aye.

Zonker: But mayhaps we shouldst keep that as Plan C, aye? After we seek out Talomar and Brutin?

Tara Rynieyn: An', as a man who has been married...what was it? Twenty times? You are familiar with the mechanics of .....::gestures fast:: you know, are you not?

Zonker: Tis nae an inability, Tara.

Zonker: When people ask of my wealth, I aways tell them that one can amass much coin in a life as long as mine. Howe'er, that be nae all one gains.

Tara Rynieyn: I think we may have to make it plan A, Zonk, truth be told. I know Talomar an' he is *not* going to allow this. I also know Brutin an' if you don't know what yer doin, which, please don't take this the wrong way, but being an anti-slaver yer whole life does not exactly make you an expert on the one yer tryin to kill, least not like me.

Tara Rynieyn: Brutin's going to demand a heavy price an' it may not be monetary. It may be something you can't give.

Tara Rynieyn: Hey there Neo! ::Waves to him::

Zonker: So the choice be my honor or my virtue, such as it be?

Tara Rynieyn: ::Blinks at Zonk:: I don't want to say what it is I'm thinkin to what you jus' said.

Zonker: Indeed.

Tara Rynieyn: Think of it more like yer honor an' yer virtue goin hand in hand, Zonk.

Tara Rynieyn: You don't even have to kiss me an' if it makes you feel any better, I'll let you keep the lanterns out but I should let you know, as a vampire, I can see in the dark as you mortals do in the light. :: wink ::

Zonker: Be there at least some way tae make sure such wouldst involve one of thy non-childlike personalities? ::cannot BELIEVE he is even considering this:: Otherwise it shall truly be impossible.

Tara Rynieyn: Now yer pushin it. I'm powerful an' all but I ain't God an' neither are you. ::Rolls her eyes with a chuckle:: Here. Let's work out the kinks in yer comfortability factor. ::Extends her hand:: Hold my hand.

Zonker: A moment please... ::drinks down the remainder of his ale then reaches out to take her hand::

Tara Rynieyn: Take yer time. ::Looks around::

Tara Rynieyn: Oh! See? ::Gripping his hand not too tight but firmly:: Not so bad, aye?

Zonker: Indeed.

Zonker: I still live, aye.

Tara Rynieyn: ::Giggle:: Yer not gonna faint on me are ya? ::Gives him the Eye::

Zonker: Truthfully, tis nae ye nor e'en our past that makes me reluctant. I ha' gi'en up romance and all that comes with it when Moriah was taken from me, Tara.

Zonker: I mean physically ye be hardly loathesome or off-putting.

Tara Rynieyn: ::Frowns. Moriah was a subject that always bothered her. For two reasons, really. One was that, as a human being, Tara knew there was no better to be found than Moriah and two, liking the woman as much as she did while simultaneously plotting to destroy Zonker, her husband, always made Tara feel very guilty:: Why thank you, Zonk! I always knew there was some affection behind that petname "toadie" :: Winks :: Yer not so bad yerself.

Tara Rynieyn: ::Clears her throat. Down to business again:: I like to think that I am not an unreasonable woman, Zonk. I like to think that when faced with a difficult situation, I can be compassionate an' understanding.

Zonker: Thank ye. In fact, I always thought Anna was someone I couldst ha' felt deep affection for. Then ye became "Tara" of SA. Such thoughts were nae longer possible.

Zonker: Aye. And I wouldst be a cad if I made this unpleasant for ye as well.

Zonker: Compassion and understanding seems tae be in order on both sides.

Tara Rynieyn: I think that we should, given yer hesitation an' cold feet, work our way up to the finale by practicing things like, holding hands, maybe letting me sit in yer lap once in awhile, maybe go out on a date....::Leans in here and whispers:: I *love* to walk under the moonlit sky an' my favorite candy is gumdrops but I think you knew that. ::Blinks:: I was not aware that you felt this way.

Zonker: Twas hardly something I couldst speak of, was it? And remember that our timeline be a bit short. It shall need tae be, shall we say, a whirlwind romance. Else more Kindred be destroyed.

Tara Rynieyn: I try not be Anna most days because of how pragmatic she tends to be. I find behaving like an irrational psychopath is much more fun. ::Snicker:: But, I digress..

Zonker: Indeed.

Tara Rynieyn: ::Nods quickly:: Aye, whirlwind indeed. Perhaps we should double-up on the practice sessions. Maybe do all I suggested once a night for, say, a week, an' then jump into bed an' see what happens?

Zonker: Evening Taneth. ::holding Tara's hand::

Tara Rynieyn: ::A curious glance given Taneth here but instead of feeling snubbed she smiles to the bubbly girl::

Tara Rynieyn: ::Rubbing Zonk's thumb with the pad of her own::

Tara Rynieyn: Are we going to forgo kissin or should we add that to the list of things to practice too, Relic? ::Tilting her head, covering all her bases::

Zonker: ::drains his ale:: Despite the situation, Tara. I think I need tae think upon this. ::brings her hand to his lips, turns it over, and plants a kiss on the back before releasing it::

Tara Rynieyn: ::Blink::

Tara Rynieyn: ::Stares at her hand as if it does not belong to her::

Zonker: I must return tae Keep and Kinder now. I shall call upon ye soon. ::stands and offers her a bow::

Tara Rynieyn: Okay. Thinking is good. While you do that, I'll think about what jus' happened here, between us. ::Grin:: Take care, Relic.

Zonker: Indeed. ::turns, walks to the door, and exits the Inn::

Tara Rynieyn: Wait! Relic!

Zonker: ::stops outside and uses his staff to push the door back open a bit:: Aye Tara?

Tara Rynieyn: I know it may never become necessary but I like to sleep on the left side of the bed when I do actually sleep in one an' not in my coffin. It's lined with satin. Pink. ::Giggle:: That's a girly color you know.

Zonker: Noted. ::closes the door behind himself and walks off into the darkness::

Tara Rynieyn: Bye Relic! ::Softly, waving after him::

Tara Rynieyn: ::Then, as soon as he's out of sight, she falls back in her throne and groans:: Good lord.