Topic: Snoring bear at the clubhouse

giantsnoringbear

Date: 2006-11-11 09:48 EST
The "bear" waddled up to the newly renovated clubhouse. His eyes were fixed on a sheet of paper with crayon scribbles upon it, using it as a map to guide him. As he came up to the front door, he looked up at the large structure and it's features.

I hope they have a lot of food... I'm starving

He knocked a stubby paw on the front door.

JewellRavenlock

Date: 2006-11-11 13:17 EST
She was sitting on the floor of one of the rooms of the clubhouse when she heard the knock on the door. She looked up in alarm to her fellow Harpies and then in the direction of the door.

Silenced reigned for a moment before Jewell dropped her crayons--they were coloring in their favorite coloring books--and leaped to her feet, "My turn my turn!" She threw her arms out to prevent any of the girls from getting in front of her as she went dashing out of the room towards the front door.

Lucky for the Snoring Bear, Tara had not boarded off the front door to the newest incarnation of the clubhouse. Jewell almost fell flat on her face as she went skidding in the hallway. She slammed into the front door with an "oomph!" before quickly throwing it open before any of the other girls could get to it.

"Tara's House of Carnal Pleasures!" Yep, with a big smile on her face that is how she greeted their latest guest. She blushed a bit upon seeing who had come to visit him and called over her shoulder, "Ammmmthhy! Your husband is here!"

Amthyst Oak

Date: 2006-11-11 19:10 EST
When the knock came and the silence reigned, Amthy stopped playing with her petite wooden ponies. They were painted in a variety of colors, and made to look like her own prized flock at Winged Victory stables. It wasn't that she really stopped playing, but more like she froze mid-act. Tsavorite-like eyes cut to Jewell. There was a moment, electric and breath-stealing as the sound of the knocking faded.

"My turn my turn!"

Jewell cried out and Amthy squawked. It was a mad scramble to stand up, but her knee pinned her skirt down in the most unfortunate manner. With little left for her to do, she tried to grab at the Empress' legs. "Noooo! My tuuuurn!" She squealed. The Water Fae had the advantage, and easily escaped her grasping fingers. "Taaara, tell Jewell it was my turn!" She turned her great big dewy eyes on the tiny terror, only to be mystified by a crayon being lodged in her idol's nose.

"How does it stay up there?" She pointed somewhat rudely to the crayon. "Oh! Coloring!" She chirped happily when Tara started to color, and she merrily join in. Except she picked pages that Jewell hadn't colored already, unlike Tara.

"Ammmmthhy! Your husband is here!"
"Yer breadwinner-to-be, be here, Pix," Tara echoed and snickered. "I hope he brought presents. It nuh be right for visitors to come wifout those," she said and grinned.

"Presents?" She gasped, clutching her hands to her chest. "Yay!" She hooted and tossed the crayons she'd been holding in the air and trotted off to the door. "I didn' know the Relic was so swee--that's no' the Relic!" She exclaimed as she slid to a stop behind Jewell. "Mebbe he's enchanted?" Her lips puckered up. "Lemme give you kissus an' make it all better!"

giantsnoringbear

Date: 2006-11-12 12:19 EST
Snorlax looked at the multitude of ladies at the door. He heard them all but wasn't quite sure what they were expecting of him. He decided then to give his traditional greeting and bunched them up together into a bearhug.

JewellRavenlock

Date: 2006-11-12 18:57 EST
Jewell stared at Snorlax, waiting patiently for the other girls to join her at the door. It was only a matter of time, of course, since they were all plagued with never ending curiosity.

Sure enough, Amthy poked her head along side her first.

"Mebbe he's enchanted?" Her lips puckered up. "Lemme give you kissus an' make it all better!"

"Oh! Do you really think he's an enchanted hugging bear? That'd be cool!" Hands clasped together and grey eyes got starry, "Give him a kiss, give him a kiss!"

She ignored Tara scolding her over it being Amthy's turn to answer the door. She knew that very well but she loved to answer the door. If Amthy wanted to answer it she'd just have to be faster next time!

The Empress looked aside when Tara poked her head in between herself and Amthy and gasped, "Nooo!" Reaching over she plucked her favorite crayon out of Tara's right nostril, "This was my 'Very Empress Blue' crayon!!" She shook it in Tara's face, "Why'd you stick it up your nose!?"

Her blood pressure was certainly rising.

Fortunately for the Killa, Snorlax chose that moment to wrap them all up in a group hug. Her anger quickly dispelled.

"Oh! I love big squishy hugs! Lets get him to go color with us!"

giantsnoringbear

Date: 2006-11-15 08:14 EST
"Oh! I love big squishy hugs! Lets get him to go color with us!"

Snorlax smiled, waddling through the front door while keeping all three ladies in tow. The rumbling of his stomach could be felt by the three of them being close to him. Snorlax placed them down once he saw the scattered coloring books and crayons on the floor. He seated himself and picked up a book not being worked on and started on it.

Amthyst Oak

Date: 2006-11-17 16:15 EST
Amthy always did like a good hug! Except with two other ladies it was more of a squish. She hungry for a clean breath of fresh air after the embrace. Somehow, during all the hugging, she'd managed to grab Jewell's hand. When the bear waddled deeper into the clubhouse, she trailed closely after the Empress.

"I think it's hungry," she announced after the body-shaking rumble. "Wha' does it eat? Do you think it likes tea and cookies?" Her eyes rounded as she fell to her favorite imaginary meal.

The Bear sat at the coloring books and Amthy plopped on the ground. Belatedly, she released Jewell's hand as she reached for a crayon and wiped the end off on her skirt just in case. "Mebbe it's code?" She asked Tara as she reached to scribble on the far corner of Snorlax's page.

JewellRavenlock

Date: 2006-11-18 13:30 EST
She was dragged with the snorlax back into their coloring room, incidentally dragging Amthy along with her. As the bear sat down to color she watched with wide eyes; he never ceased to amaze her!

She had heard his big tummy rumbling for food and feared that Amthy's imaginary cookies and tea, delicious as they were, would not suffice in this situation. She was going through the list of all the food they had stashed around the place in her head--she had her own supply of candy hidden throughout the clubhouse--as Amthy sat down to color again, pulling her along before her hand was released.

"Beer?" She blinked, looking up at her bff. "What if he gets intoxicated?" That actually could prove to be quite amusing and she was getting a little bored with coloring at the moment...she decided that they should try that and see how it worked.

As for the code part, she looked over to see what the snorlax was coloring before opening her mouth, "Maybe he just wanted too..."

"Hurry up an' color! WE DUN GOT ALL DAY!"

Her mouth instantly shut as she watched Tara yell at their latest clubhouse guest. This couldn't be good. The snoring bear was rather large and while he seemed quite docile so far she had never seen anyone yell at him. What if he had hidden rage that was just waiting to explode? What if he could use those great squishy hugs as a weapon, crushing all the bones in your body?

She couldn't just sit by and let the snorlax crush Tara, especially after she had invited him here! "Tara, look out!" And without any more warning then that, she flung herself at her best friend to knock her out of harm's way.

giantsnoringbear

Date: 2006-11-19 00:43 EST
"Tara, look out!" And without any more warning then that, she flung herself at her best friend to knock her out of harm's way.

The yell snapped Snorlax from his coloring activity. He looked over as Jewell knocked into Tara, then simply scratched his head. At his foot-paws sat a colored image showing himself and a girl in blue clothing sitting lazily on his tummy. He showed Jewell the picture with a smile on his face. He then looked down at Tara and blew her a raspberry. Someone's impatience would cost them from being in the coloring as well.

Amthyst Oak

Date: 2006-11-19 01:05 EST
"Do we even have any beer?" Amthy squint an eye dubiously as she scribbled on her corner of the paper. Tara yelled and Amthy squawked unprepared for it. Her crayon fell from her fingers as she scrunched back away from her much beloved idol. Good thing she did, too, 'cause Jewell tackled the tiny redheaded terror.
"Are you okay?" She squeaked, wringing her hands as she looked over the the Jewell-Tara sammich. "Wha' did you do?" She asked the big bear. She pressed her hands against Jewell's side and peered at the paper he held up. "Oh MY gosh, it is code!" She squealed. "He wants ta sleep with Jewell!" She gushed, slapping her hands against her cheeks. There was a pregnant pause as her lil nose scrunched. "Er, tha' didn' come out quite like I meant it to." She said apologetically to the Empress.

JewellRavenlock

Date: 2006-11-19 22:52 EST
She shook her head, a bit dazed as she was sprawled out on top of Tara on the floor. She must have hit her head pretty hard because she swore Snorlax was holding up a picture he colored of the two of them together.

Maybe she wasn't sleeping, dreaming, or dazed because she clearly felt Amthy's touch. And...she clearly heard what she said.

"Oh MY gosh, it is code!" She squealed. "He wants ta sleep with Jewell!"

She gaped. And then she was flailing, trying to untangle herself from Tara and shout at the Pix at the same time, even as she apologized, "What? That's crazy! You're crazy..." She manages to get free of Tara only to trip and fall, cracking a few crayons beneath her.

"Crazy!"