Dearest Killa,

I know its been a long time since we've seen each other (I hope you haven't popped out anymore babies since I've been gone) and I hope all is well. How are Talomar and Marius?

I'm doing splendidly and will be returning shortly to the mayhem of the city. Can we try and take over the world using just our beauty and charm when I come back? I think it should prove to be a nice way to spend an afternoon or two.

I received a letter from Skyler that mentioned you and I'm a bit concerned over whats going on at home. From what I can infer from Brian and Skyler's letters there seems to be some trouble with my darling husband. I think I'm going to take up your fashion of having husbands die, it is very convenient.

Have you seen the two-headed cow that was hanging around the clubhouse grounds lately? I'd watch out for her, she isn't to be trusted.

Let's go shopping when I come home, I need to refurbish my house and I'm sure Talomar wouldn't mind you doing some home-decorating at the castle. Also, I think we should take ballet lessons because it could only further increase our already natural grace and the costumes are pretty.

I've been doing too much serious and deep thinking while I've been gone and I'm afraid that I'll have to re-learn all our games (or perhaps we can invent new ones). Have there been any good looking new men around? I am quite behind on my tactis of group-attack-flirting, you'll have to update me.

I cannot wait to return and take wickedly splendid revenge on the unlucky soul that has earned our undying rage in murdering our beloved Pix. I can think clearly about it now and have thought of several ways to make whoever the person is suffer so much pain that they will cry and beg for all eternity for the memory of our merrily grinning faces to be erased from their mind.

Keep well and don't do anything I wouldn't do!

xoxoxoxo
Empress