Topic: Notable Quotes ((OOC, Open to Everybody))

Khoom Helston

Date: 2011-06-26 14:17 EST
Doesn't have to be anyone famous, heck, it can even be from live RP if you want. Just if a stretch of words tickles your fancy, here's a place to share 'em.

"People take sex far too seriously." ? Christina Aguilera

Dilynrae

Date: 2011-06-26 14:33 EST
A bit of hilarity from the IAPers last night...

Patience Powell: "Oh god ..." Dissolving into giggles once again, it was a moment before Patty got a hold on herself. "Stop, stop! I'll bust my ribs!" Shaking her head, she made a real effort to get control of her laughter before speaking again. "Hogwarts, it's a fictional magic school, made up by someone on Earth? Has four Houses - Slytherin, Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, and the other one I can never remember. But the IAP's like that?"
Elkinid Qualn: He was still working on a comeback for Alaric. Damn it.
Alaric Granger: "So wait..."
Elkinid Qualn: He had one....
Elkinid Qualn: ...wait. No. Still working.
Patience Powell: "So who are the good guys and who's evil?" she asked with a wide grin.
Alaric Granger: His playfully dancing green eyes alit upon Patience, "A slithering griffin humped a what?"
Elkinid Qualn: "...that's sounds disgusting."

Hina

Date: 2011-07-18 23:31 EST
OOC conversation in the lobby gone wrong. >.> We were discussing death in a bath of Vodka.


Hina: The only issue is that when you die you void your bowls.
Hina: You'd end up soiling the booze.
Vextirias: Yes... Someway, somehow we are talking about drowning in alcoholic beverages.
Hina: And you can't resell that.
Vextirias: Ew
Vextirias facepalms. XD
Hina: I'm just being realistic.
Audrey Horne: ....someone would drink it.
Hina: Yeah.
Vextirias: That's the scary part...
Hina: But what would you call it?
Hina: Dark brown Vodka?
Anubis Karos: Okay, this portion of the conversation needs to wrap up.
Audrey Horne: o.o O.O O.o -.- ;.;
Hina: Oohh. Walnut Vodka.
Hina: XP
Vextirias faceplants.
Audrey Horne: I'm with Anubis!
Hina: And thank you, after today, I needed that.
Vextirias: This did go all kinds of shades of wrong. XD
Audrey Horne: *Crawls into her sock drawer and cries*
Hina: I was only being realistic.
Vextirias: *Hides with Audrey*

Misty

Date: 2011-07-24 17:09 EST
Xera: "So we could plan a mission to get me laid?" Yep it was as ludicrous as it sounded, too bad she seemed hell bent on the idea.
Albion Sepherock: "Yes."
Albion Sepherock: "It will be a ...well laid plan."
Albion Sepherock: Oh Snap!

Scratch Malloy

Date: 2013-05-18 02:04 EST
My favorite pickup line, inspired by something Miss Aja said to me couple-a days ago:

"Hey baby, you wanna dance? I know the tango, the lambada...and the humpty dance." *browwiggle*

Scratch Malloy

Date: 2013-05-18 03:44 EST
edit: sorry, accidental double-post. Still trying to work out the forum thing. To make up for it, here's another quotable moment from the life pages of yours truly!

So this happened when I was probably like 10 or 11. My Great Uncle Norman came to visit, and he was..."eccentric" doesn't quite convey the magnitude, but it'll do. I don't even know how old he was at the time, maybe like 70? Anyway so one day I was on the couch and he walked up outta the blue and said this to me:

"You know, if I took off all my clothes I could kill a bear."

To which my immediate reply was, "Yeah, you'd scare it to death!"

;D