Topic: April 2007

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-04-02 21:06 EST
Sunday, April 1

Sunday

Grayson and Harris met in the Annex to fight over the right to hold Icedancer. More importantly, however, each man had a loooovely young lady on his arm. Grayson's was the always adorable Taneth. Harris entered with his sexy cheerleader, Shey, dressed in hot blue leather!

On a shocking news note, rumor has it that Shey is pregnant with Dark's baby!!!! WHAT?!?! Now before coming to RhyDin we had been told of the crazy fast pace that relationships have a tendency to develop in the town, however, we must admit we are utterly shocked. Perhaps this is somebody's idea of a sick April's Fools joke.

After the challenge, Shey expressed some concern over the rumor that Harris's wife, Stick, is returning to the dueling venues for the Madness tournament! Stick has a world class reputation as one of the duels' most violent-tempered and foul-mouthed women! WE CANNOT WAIT TO MEET HER!!!

On a lighter note, gnome loving was back in the Annex! While Gnimish called last night, his cute little baker, Mellisandre, kept him company. Gnome cuddling = major cuteness!!!

Several floors above the Dueling Annex in the Red Dragon Inn, Kairee and her magnificent legs were spotted! She was busy chatting up the cutie Brendan. We wonder if the boy knows just how much his stock shot up by being spotted with the FLAWLESS Kairee???

With Gav and Amber as witnesses, SUUUUPER Des proceeded over the wedding of Ty and Regeane late in the evening. It was a small, quiet ceremony with mom Icer looking on. We really don't know what to say about this one. Is YOUR Gossip GangSTAR speechless??? Well, we suppose even dragons need lovin'!!!

Word around town is that the formerly pink-haired Cor is opening up a breakfast joint in the Marketplace!!! Yay!!! This seems like an acceptable way for him to make a living so that he may support our newest favorite Colette and the brood of oh-so adorable children that they will someday produce!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-04-09 09:57 EST
Monday, April 9

Saturday was a DoD kind of night!

We return from our spring vacation with sand still in our shoes and a smile on our face! We hope that little pagan bunny brought you lots of chocolate goodies! Now back to the show....

First we have to mention the craziness of Saturday night brought about by the girls from DoD. The usual characters held court at their usual table with their usual grace and charm and even entertained a very cute looking Sebastian! It appears that he found some help in easing the pain of divorce by the way of DoD exposed cleavage and alcohol! The kid was in rare form making us think that we like single Bast A LOT!!!

Our Evie didn't stay long for the festivities. Instead, she hauled off her man Baker for a bit of nasty nasty. We still have yet to decide if he is completely worthy of our sexy Evie.

Late in the evening, when the girls had already had more than their fair share of alcohol. Sluttacious PJ Ramirez, who was sitting in the lap of RU's Reap, dared bad girl Charlie to marry good boy Cor! AND SID MARRIED THEM ON THE SPOT in a drunken, confused ceremony!!! They must have waked up with some hangover in the morning. Poor, poor Cor. We warned him to stay away from those DoD girls. Tsk, tsk.

Even Rena did not reign in the craziness! Perhaps she was too busy macking on her man Val. Sexy sexy sexy!!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-04-09 10:22 EST
Monday, April 9

The Annex was rocking!

While as our loyal readers can tell from the last blog entry, Saturday night was a bit of a crazy night in the Inn. Unfortunately, Sunday did not follow suit. Perhaps all those that celebrated the holiday were passed out from their sugar highs???

Acting as the Inn's own cute little welcoming committee, Tasha and Taneth chatted up a newcomer to the Inn (and a VERY large man) in Jon Henri. Jon Henri even agreed to dance with our little button Taneth if she would wear metal boots! Is Grayson's cuddle buddy in jeopardy of being stolen from him???

While action in the Inn was a bit on the slow side, several floors beneath it in the Annex there was no shortage of people or fighting!!! The Madness Tournament has taken over!!!

Sandy and Gnim were present doing what these two gnomes do best -- fighting and cuddling! Go Gnome love!!!

Cas (the Roman version, not the female version) was up to his usual snarkiness as he faced off against another cute gnome in Kaylin. Unfortunately for him, Cas, who was a 2 seed, lost to the spunky little gnome, causing more than one or two groans over busted brackets!!!

Our favorite little dueling rat, Napoleon, was present with his usual bubbliness! He discussed how one should take care never to eat the hot dogs at Kitsune Stadium. We'd just like to add that we doubt any food at Kitsune Stadium is safe to consume.

Sexy old-timer Sartan was present to get a basket full of fruit from Taneth! Not long after, Sartan's cute button of a wife and one of Taneth's friends, Rory, showed up to watch the duels with him. What a super cute and wonderfully sarcastic pair!!!

Harris was up to his usual annoying ways but without Shey in tow tonight. Perhaps she's losing her sexy factor for him now that she's pregnant. Either way, he seemed to have directed his power of annoyance on Red Orc Brewery owner and the genius behind the very popular Badsider Brew, Jake!!! Now Harris should know better than to mess with an orc, right? Except that he doesn't. Even Jake's threats to throw a bar (AN ENTIRE BAR) at Harris didn't shut the crazed blue haired walking comedy act up!

We're glad to be back up and running! Can't wait to witness tonight's drama!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-04-11 00:06 EST
Tuesday, April 10

The bloody psycho is BACK!!!

Shey and Icer were chatting about pregnancy/egg-hatching and motherhood. It appears that Shey's announcement that she's pregnant is not the April Fools' joke that we had been hoping it was. Well, it is RhyDin after all. We suppose that a kid growing up with a stripper fox-woman for a mother and a giggling guitar player for a father isn't all that odd. Good luck to you, kid! You're sure going to need it.

WHAT?!?! Who was that working a HAWT black patent leather tube dress last night in the Inn?? Why it was our old dear "bloody psycho" Sera! My we have miss you, my dear! She didn't stay long but she sure steamed up the room while she was there. Eat your heart out, Dameon!

G'nort laid into the odd couple newlyweds, Cor and Charlie (who is employed by G'nort's TDL team), for... well, their drunken mishap of a wedding. In fact, he was going to have annulment papers drawn up to end the short union ASAP!!! It does not appear clear if the pair is going to sign them yet or not!!! Again, we must say, Cor, you're too sweet to hang out with the DoD girls! Get out while you still have your liver intact!

Super hot and single Bast hasn't stopped rubbing elbows with DoD!!! Bastian showed his manliness by manhandling not one, but TWO of the DoD girls at one time! He was being charmed last night by the spicy PJ and the snark-tastic Evie -- a task that any man would probably gladly accept! What can we say??? Bast is certainly MOVING ON UP!!

Suuuper Des and Gav started a rumor (all in good fun) that Jewell was marrying Stephen that VERY NIGHT!!! Jewell denied the rumor but did seem to hedge a bit on her previous statement that she would never marry again. We've already said this once in this blog entry but we must say it again -- Stephen, GET OUT NOW!!! Lil Miss Anger Management is a man-eater!!

Koy was back from being MIA last week. and looking as chic as always to defend an opal on behalf of the DoF staff against slaver Anubis. Is there anybody else that can look that fine while half-beaten and sweaty??? We didn't think so.

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-04-11 17:26 EST
Wednesday, April 11

All decked out with a challenge to go to

The Inn was practically D.E.A.D. last night.

Icer and her main man Aurthur commenced to a sickeningly sweet scene that would have even made SUPER Des and Gav gag! We don't like all these happy couples!!! It's time for more bickering, more arguing, more cheating, more DRAMA!!!

There sure was a hopping crowd in the Arena to watch Jaycy press her challenge against the Baron of Dockside -- G'nort!!! Unfortunately, we cannot tell you who won. We were too busy calculating what percentage of the men in the Arena Jaycy had already claimed as conquests. We wonder if she keeps a rating system in her Little Black Book???

G'nort's employees were present and dressed as sluttaciously as they could! Bad girl Charlie was there with her good boy husband Cor. It appears annulment papers will not be signed by the two of them! Poor Cor has missed the boat. G'nort's other fantastically sexy pin-up model, Caedia Thorn, showed up with her husband Kheld to cheer on her boss. Caedia is, hands-down, the sexiest MILF in RhyDin!!! ...And Kheld's not so bad to look at himself! Another smoking hot couple. Caedia's presence made PJ a bit uneasy. It seems that the two women have some sort of history. Iiiinteresting!

Lil Miss Anger Management Jewell stopped in to visit with her sister Wyh who seemed utterly shocked that G'nort named her his "lady of honor"!!! She seemed to take the situation a bit too seriously and expressed worry that G'nort had... well, other intentions. OF COURSE HE DOES!!! It's G'nort. Sheesh, people!

Cas was there and up to his bitter, snarky ways. Doesn't he have a hot girlfriend? She needs to have sex with him. Soon. That man is screaming to get laid!

Also present, the LOOOOVELY Miss Taneth!!! We drool over her bouncy perkiness. It appears that Grayson still holds the key to her bubbly heart. She was speaking with Rab and some others about her newfound cuddle buddy!

Even Reap stumbled his way into the Arena for a short while. A freaking drop dead gorgeous redhead who we are told is named Brandi caught up with him and escorted him away. Is there a new woman in the leader of the Bar Bandits' life??? We promise to investigate further for you, our loyal readers!!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-04-12 22:22 EST
Thursday, April 12

A night on the Island!

Two of our FAVORITE ladies were entertaining the men of the Inn early in the evening. Mercy was gracing Pelnar with her quick-witted lines while Derick and Brendan were admiring the oh-so fantastic legs on FLAWLESS Kairee! As my grandpappy would say, these women are so hot that trees whistle for dogs when they pass by!

Baker expressed disdain when finding that his lovely Evie had spent some time with the oh-so delicious Bast! Aww! The green monster! A jealous Baker is actually cute. Way to land your man, Evie! What's not so cute? Erin's response to Baker's comment. She went on a little mini rant about what a jerk her ex is for airing his business in public and expressing disdain that he is hanging out with "those girls" (DoD??? Cat fight???). Perhaps Baker isn't the only one who's a bit jealous???

The Mad Kisser Tass and the lovely Wyh Not faced off in a Keeper challenge on Twilight Island!!! The fabulous man-tastic Brig called the match and had to remind the Mad Kisser not to use tongue when kissing him. This, of course, led to Lil Miss Anger Management Jewell asking if it was even possible to kiss without tongue!! Whore-lacious!

Speaking of the man-tastic Brig, our favorite little cheerleader Taneth cuddled in to watch the match beside him and even kissed his cheek! Too Cute! Did Grayson just lose his cuddle buddy to Brig? GASP!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-04-13 07:31 EST
Thursday, April 12

An early edition brought to you by the dramatics of Erin and Bast!!!

...Wow. The craziness that went down in the Inn last night deserves it's own early edition!!!

As if Erin's conversation with Baker on Wednesday night wasn't suspicious enough, on Thursday afternoon she had a flirty conversation with two of the RU boys, including the recently wedded Cor who was talking of buying her a hot new outfit!!! Is Erin getting back at the women of DoD (who she refered to as "those girls" the other night) for helping her ex celebrate his divorce by going after their men???

Don't think the DoD girls have not noticed! Rena was overheard telling Koy that Erin was told by some unknown person to "even the score" by stealing one of the DoD girls' guys. Iiiinteresting!

Little Miss Anger Management Jewell and Bast exchanged heated words. She was evidently "sticking up" for Erin. Yet poor Bast hadn't said a word to the woman. Funny how Bast hasn't seemed to be caught saying anything negative about his ex while Erin has on several occassions, yet Bast is the bad guy??? We will never understand RhyDin's social circles.

Well, later in the night in an absolutely FANTASTIC event, Bast gave everyone a reason to be mad at him. He stalked over to Chi and Erin and sucker punched Chi before screaming at him "That's for sleeping with my wife!" God, we LOVE Bast!!!

Man-tastic Tucker intervened to tell them to take it outside but it appeared that the boys had enough. Chi and Erin left the bar while Gideon laid into Bast. Oh, come on, Gideon! We love you but don't you have to admit that was fun??? Although, Bast didn't get the girl, we're sure that he'll be fine crying into some DoD bosom.

...So, now that the Chi/Bast conflict has past, the question remains is a vicious cat fight on the horizon between the girls of DoD and Erin? God, we hope so!!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-04-13 21:18 EST
Friday, April 13

An Arena version of SPOTTED

The Inn wasn't the only place with violence last night! It was a night of fantastic oldies in the Arena!!! Sooo... let's play our FOURTH edition of the delightful game SPOTTED:

- One of CDR's sluttacious pin-ups, Caedia, showing off her ASSets while her lickable husband Kheld fought his Madness duel. These two are scrum-delicious and Caedia's propensity towards violence makes us love her even more!

- The legendary duelist and teller of bad puns, Var, showed up for a duel or two!!! Perhaps the salty old man has a come back left in him yet??

- Speaking of salty old men, also seen was former Overlord and all-around stately guy Cletus with his snarky wife Arane. Both appeared to be deeply involved in doing what they do best -- plotting. Also present was Cletus's younger brother and TDL teammate, Magnus, getting a couple duels in.

- On the opposite end of the couple spectrum (you know, from dark and dangerous to happy and go lucky), Gav was present to keep Suuuuper Des company while she called!

- One of the three stooges, Speedy Nova to cheer on (or make fun of) his crazed friend, Harris, during his challenge for the Overlord's mantle. However, the other two stooges -- Rix and Sartan -- were notably absent.

- A decked out Shey was there to cheer her "man" Harris on! Evidently Stick seems to have decided to let her live... for now!

- The new Baronness Jaycy was surprisingly toned down and almost... GASP... classy!!!!

- Even the fantastic Goon was present! The friendly resident goof beat man-tastic Brig to move forward in the Madness Tournament. As Goon would say, "Lot good!"

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-04-14 23:59 EST
Saturday, April 14

13 Friday

We were waiting for something horrible to happen on Friday the thirteenth but the day passed fairly uneventfully. There was, of course, flirting and drinking in the Inn and Madness duels taking place in the Arena but no single horrific event!!! We are disappointed in you, Friday the Thirteenth! We expect better when we meet again in July.

The fallout from the events of the night before seemed to have an awkward theme. Erin and wonderfully single Bast seem to be at least on speaking terms. After a brief conversation and making sure he had a cup of tea, Erin returned to her boring new boyfriend. Whatever happened to fun single Erin??? Le sigh.

Reap and the spicy lanky Brandi were drinking and carrying on at the bar on what appeared to be suspiciously similar to a date. GASP!!! Has a vixen stolen the leader of the RU's heart??? Or, better yet, does the leader of the RU have a beating heart or, as we have always believed, has it drowned itself in ale???

Gideon was getting his flirt on with the snarky little Viki. We are still adament that Gideon and Koy must meet!!! Is there any other woman in RhyDin who could put the Master Playboy in his place as well?

It's time for Sera to go bloody psycho on somebody's ass! Her ex Dameon was in he Inn chatting up a cute girl named Jelynn. However, when old flame Lerida walked in his jaw HIT THE FLOOR!!! A hot and heavy conversation erupted between the two but just as Lerida and Dameon were discussing his sheets, Mish barged in and told Dameon to stay away from "his woman". It appears Lerida was keeping her options open. Poor Dameon can't keep himself away from these women! Women are going to be the death of this man.

Several floors beneath the Inn, action was hot and heavy in the basement Arena! Bad girl Charlie faced off in her Madness duel against the sex-tastic Kalamere! Charlie seemed to think he was delicious and the feeling was obviously mutual. The two exchange flirtatious jokes back and forth throughout the match! Everybody's favorite captain, Sneggle, showed to prove that silly rumor of his death was just that. He got in a couple duels before shoving off for the night.

The new Overlord Harris was up to his usual antics much to the amusement (or dismay) of DoS Supervisor, Chris, and former Overlord, Sartan. The silliest rat in all of RhyDin, Napoleon, rushed in and caused much joy amongst the boys. Well, except from Sartan who did not seem to appreciate the talking rat. How can someone not ADORE Napoleon??

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-04-16 13:41 EST
Monday, April 16

Spring loooovin'!

We are in loooooove! We keep hearing of this lovely angelic new face named Piper! Yesterday she spent the afternoon chit chatting about troublesome fairies with the hilarious half-dwarf Redwick and that giant of a man, Jon Henri. Only in RhyDin, people, only in RhyDin!

The excel-icious Ewan was busy looking yummy at the bar as always. He had a run-in with a short brunette little vixen named Reanna. She certainly seemed to have eyes for our studly Ewan! Hmm... Well, Ewan does need a good girl to compliment his mantastic ways with feminine charm! Therefore, we shall put Reanna into consideration for the position!

Nyx and Brandon were cuddled together appearing very much like a couple. We can't stand all the mushiness! What do you believe the shelf life on this relationship is?!?!

Eddie, Jewell, and Trixie joked of starting a band. That would be the all-time hawtest band!!! After they were done rocking out with you, though, they'd probably have to kill you. Violence quota being as high as it is with those women! ...But really, that concert would be to die for!

Well, so much for Bad Boy Gage and the sexy redhead Brandi! RU's Reap and DoD's PJ were wrapped up in an embrace littered with kisses most of the night to the shock (and delight) of their friends!!! Well, what can you do but lift your mug of ale in salute to such a new couple??? There is some poetic beauty in the leader of the Beer Bandits landing the stunning Badsider Brew spokesmodel.

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-04-17 19:50 EST
Tuesday, April 17

Spring flowers!!!

The ever cute Uriko was in the Inn talking to... a unicorn named Twilight. We wish we had pictures. Uriko was super excited about getting a couple duels in the Outback!! When someone suggested that the Outback was a dangerous place, Uriko quickly told them it wasn't violent. We adore this bouncy little ball of energy but if the Outback isn't violent, what is???

As basket brimming with lovely bundles of flowers was left on the bar by some unknown party. Each bundle was labeled with the name of a prominent member of the community and the relation between them and that particular flower. The unknown gift-giver made us giggle girlishly upon hearing that resident Lil' Miss Anger Management Jewell was given a petunia to represent "anger" and "resentment". Poor, dear, sweet Koy was given Lady's Thimble to symbolize her grief. How can you not hurt for our gorgeous, brave Koy??? We must find her a rebound man! Wonderful, fabulous Elly was given witch-hazel to represent inspiration and mysticism.

The interest over the gift came to a brief halt when man-tastic, hero Ewan noticed Lydia handling the dangerous Monk's Hood left for him. Ewan quickly advised her that the flower is highly toxic and should not be touched without gloves. Lydia was, obviously, concerned but as the chivalrous knight that he is, Ewan reassured her gently that she had not touched the flower long enough to feel its effects. SWOOOOON! How we adore scrum-delicious Ewan!

Even YOUR Gossip GangSTAR was not left out of the fun! Our informant brought us back our lovely cobaea which represents GOSSIP! We did not know there was such a flower but you can bet that we will make sure that the Gossip Intern keeps our super secret offices filled with the beautiful flowers from now on!

Gideon was in the Inn looking particularly bored. It's a shame he didn't head to the Outback because the woman of his dreams, the FANTASTIC Koy, was busy kicking ass and taking names! Only Koy can make bruised and sweaty look trendy!

Also in the Outback was the ever spicy PJ with RU's Reap. The pair seems to increasingly appear like a couple! While they dismiss it jokingly by saying they're "unmarried" and in "unlove" even their friends are beginning to question the validity of that. What do you think nasty Gage will do when he finally gets his hands on Reap???

G'nort and the slaver Anubis exchanged heated words over... well, it doesn't appear that it was over anything. The pair lobbed insults back and forth with Anubis criticizing the manner and opponents to which G'nort lost his last two baronial rings and G'nort stung him with the reminder of losing the Overlord mantle to his employee Tareth! Oh, how we love a good slap fight!!! This one's just screaming for it!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-04-19 21:19 EST
Thursday, April 19

What man shortage?

Wait, wait! Was that Rosie, the perfect little owner of the FAMOUS O'Dell's Deli, in the Inn the other night?!?! IT WAS!!! She is such a cute little delight. We totally HEART her. She put in an order with the oh-so-terrific Jon Henri for pots and pans for her business. She's so wonderfully NORMAL!!! Such a breath of fresh air.

Speaking of the not so normal (or "un-normal" as they probably would prefer to be called), despite PJ's jokingly requests for a restraining order against Reap, the now official couple appeared closer than ever! They entertained a DoD/RU gathering that included love birds Baker and Evie (looking as hellaciously hot as always), the still wedded pair of Cor and Charlie, Taneth's snuggle buddy Grayson, and the EFFORTLESS Koy.

Evidently Pelnar agrees with our assessment of the hotness that is the fabulous Ms Mercy! The pair were in the Inn getting their flirt on! The night ended on a fantastically high note as Mercy drew a very willing Pelnar into one SUPER HAWT liplock!

Now my sources missed exactly why but it appears Stephen stripped down to his... well, birthday suit IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INN!!! Insert jaw drop here!! Rumor has it that his, uh, mast is nothing to scoff at. Well, what can we say? If you've got it, flaunt it, Stephen! However, where we come from that would be a serious health code violation.

RhyDin's sexiest father, Kheld, had one of his sleeping rugratsin tow as he called in the Outback. Unfortunately, his sluttacious wife did not come out to show off her fabulous buns. Le sigh! It's alright, though. Any evening spent drooling over Kheld is certainly not a wasted evening!

Speaking of sexy old-timers, BANE and SARTAN showed their still completely fantastic goods off in a ring. Delicious! While there may be complaints of a shortage of good-looking men in the Inn, they are still ever plentiful in the dueling venues!!!

Everyone's favorite blue-haired Overlord Harris was dishing the dirt behind the powers in the Duel of Fists' Opals to the loooovely Mrs Wyh Not. The new keeper of the water was quite curious about the pull that the opals seem to have over their holders. Could we see the sweet lass make a play for one???

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-04-23 09:50 EST
Monday, April 23

It's a SPOTTED Thursday!

Your FIFTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled --

SPOTTED:

- Overlord Harris sitting on his throne in the Arena with his official mascot, Napoleon, sitting on his shoulder. The pair watched Harris's wife, Stick, win her Madness Tournament duel! Also on the scene was Harris's official escort, Shey. Although there was some tense looks shot between the wife and the girlfriend, there was no great cat fight between the pair. We still haven't given up hope, though!!!

- the Baroness Maria Graziano cheering brothers Tony and Chris on in their duels! It was a thankless task as both brothers took the opportunity to pick on her. What else are brothers for???

- Grayson cuddling with and being fed grapes by the loooovely cheerleader Taneth! And, thus, Grayson remains the LUCKIEST man in RhyDin!!! She's the absolute cutest!

- the horrible "other woman" attempting to press Lil' Miss Anger Management's buttons! Lain told Jewell that she needed to pick up her children. Evidently, their father is "too busy" to keep an eye on them. DEAD BEAT!!! We are so proud of Lil' Miss Anger Management for not punching the tramp right in her nose!!! Although, she would have deserved it and that would have been super duper entertaining!

- Sartan claiming that monogamy is his middle name! That would make his cute little wife happy to hear but would she be happy to hear that he was in the company of two of those fine sluttacious DoDers later in the night???

- Dark breaking the news to Gav that he was going to be a father! Gav automatically (and wrongly) assumed that it meant he was married/getting married. Dark quickly informed Gav that one must not be married to knock up a fine young thing. We like Gav's old-fashioned morals!!! It's too bad that Shey doesn't have a man in her life to put a shot gun to Dark's head and force the issue!

- Bast's younger (and not nearly as cool) brother, Jon, chatting it up with Cassie in the Inn about moving to RhyDin. Jon's friggin' ELEGANT wife, Lane, showed up as well. HAWT!!! While normally we would propose that Gov Kitty pass an immigration reform bill to curb this English invasion, we cannot help but be excited at the good news this means for our blog. That English clique is certainly a dramatic bunch!

- former lovebirds and players in the All-time Best Break-up Ever -- Dameon and Sera -- engaged in a very awkward conversation. Dameon seemed to think it best to treat Sera like a polite stranger while poor Sera just seemed miserable.... beautiful as always but miserable, nonetheless. Dameon was torn away by his new girl, Reanna, who had some sort of emergency. We were on the fence before about Reanna but if she's moving in on Sera's Dameon WE HATE HER!!! TRAMP!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-04-23 12:25 EST
Monday, April 23

The Day of Fri!

While our sources did not have much to report back regarding Friday's happenings, they did have one tidbit or two that we absolutely must mention!

Reanna and Dameon were in a desperately boring heart-to-heart. She's like the walking personification of nails on a chalk board to a world-class gossip blogger like yours truly. She takes one of our most promising sarcastic, fun talents in Dameon and turns him into a UTTER bore! DAMEON + SERA = TOGETHER FOREVER!!!

Lucious Cassie walked in breaking up a tickle fight between her conquest Alain and her "dear" friend Erin. Remember what we said last entry about these Brits and the situations they put themselves in? Well, this is exactly what we meant. That group pretty much writes our blog entries for us!!!

PJ, the Corruption Queen, was busy up to her normal hijinx in the Arena. Despite stern lectures from Sartan, she was busy teaching cute, innocent Taneth phrases like "hot", "do-able", and "a bump and grind kind of fine". Taneth tested them out but expressed doubt over PJ's reccomendation of "horizontal dancing" because Taneth believed that dancing in that manner might be rather difficult. Poor Sartan. Playing the protective role in Taneth's life must prove... stressful.

Can we hear a chorus of "awww"s for Gnome Love?!?! Our favorite gnome couple -- Gnimish and his lady Meli -- were being cute and cuddly in the Arena! Meli was telling Gnim how much she love, love, loooooves to watch him duel and Gnim replied with how much he love, love, looooves to watch Meli. TOO FRIGGIN' CUTE!!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-04-24 22:27 EST
Tuesday, April 24

A wonderfully busy Spring Sunday in RhyDin

Last Sunday was wonderfully busy!!! In the beautiful glen just South of RhyDin was a fantastic Spring Fling event, the Outback hosted the cyclical Diamond Quest, and Madness Duels were hot and heavy in the Annex.

Loooovely ladies, pretty music, gorgeous scenery, and hot hot HAWT men! The Spring Fing had it all!!! Who could ask for anything more?

Cassie, looking drop dead in a green halter dress, was escorted to the event by Mr. Hero himself Alain. The two were quite cozy the entire evening. They oooooozed delicious sweetness. To make the men of RhyDin crazy jealous, a hot SINGLE Erin danced with her ever-so-cute sister, Lydia. Our favorite little Uriko seemed quite pleased with another adorable couple that graced the glen with their presence -- Amthy and Miles. We agree, Uriko! Love them! Poor Viki danced by her lonesome. She is ever so hot. She needs an equally hot man we have decided!

Cute and the Outback don't typically go hand-in-hand but Reap and PJ seem to be determined to bring cute to the dueling venues. The pair snogged, drank beer, and watched the emeralds battle it out to be the cycle's Diamond. PJ's boss and the genius behind Red Orc Brewery Jake showed to flex his muscles in the tournament. And one of our favorite "oldie but goodie" babes Morgan was present to cheer on the half-orc! The sextastic Kheld stole the show and took the Diamond. Yuuuuum!

And to keep with our "sweet" theme, the Arena was full of sweetness as well! However, it was not provided by lip-locking couples but by Rory who produced several trays of woooonderful brownies and cookies for her calling shift. The amazing smells and Madness duels brought out quite a crowd! Cheerleader Taneth labeled Felix the faaaabulous dwarf "duel-able". It appears that PJ's corruption lessons might have been a bit over her head. THANK THE LORD!!! The bouncy bundle of rat energy Napoleon was attracted by the sweets (as that crazy PFH crowd always is) but stuck around to brandish his shiny little cutlass on several unsuspecting duelists!

All in all, Sunday was a fantastically busy night! How we HEART such wonderful nights in which there's more gossip than we can shake a stick at!!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-04-24 22:28 EST
Tuesday, April 24

Gimme some of that GNOME LOVIN'!!!

On the mystical shores of Twilight Island our favorite little dwarf Felix was present for some magical warfare as was the fantastically sexy Artemus! However, it was a night full of GNOME LOVE as Ginimish called while snuggling his cute little muffin of sweet sweet love. There is nothing cuter than a gnome baker and Meli fits the bill. This may just be our FAVORITE couple in RhyDin!!!

HOTimus Maximus!!! Kaja's back in town!!! G'nort's fantastically sexy wife was spotted in the Outback catching up with Harris's wife Stick! Sadly, there was no girl-on-girl action. There is always next time. After on-going rumors that Kaja and G'nort aren't exactly on speaking terms, we cannot wait to see where this is headed!!!

Suuuuuper Des was busy calling but not too busy that she couldn't help Koy who somehow got herself stuck deep down in the Pit! When our poor Koy came up she reeeeeeked of alcohol. How we weep for our favorite! We thought that she was finally starting to turn the corner but it appears that our lovely Koy is still heartbroken over Matt's military MIA status.

G'nort showed after his missus had taken off and gave Cor some encouraging words about sticking it out with his bad girl wife Charlie who seems to be going through a rough patch. Cor didn't seem to take the advice, though! VERY recently he was spotted getting waaaay drunk with the sexy and dangerous Miss B. It ended with the pair toppling out of their chairs onto one another!!! Maybe Cor isn't the good boy that we call took him for!!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-04-25 21:11 EST
Wednesday, April 25

We apologize a THOUSAND times over!!

We have been admonished that our PRICELESS sources missed a juicy tidbit of gossip that occurred in the Inn's basement Arena on Friday night. We are so embarrassed that we missed it that we had to bring it to our loyal readers' attention immediately! It seems that the ADORABLE Eddie was canoodling with the sexy Pi Omega Pi frat president Jaden! RhyDin's newest couple? OH HOW WE HEART YOUNG LOVE!!!

Dear sweet Bast. He was overheard pouring out his heart to Lydia and Cor. It seems the poor schmuck is still madly in love with his ex wife. Our heart goes out to him! However, we're absolutely positive that his spectacularly fine ass will make some deserving woman very happy some day.

Our wonderfully crazy Sera was busy kissing and licking (yes, I did say licking) on an old friend of her ex boyfriend's! Her new love interest is the uber-tall and manly Feilas. While it's not Dameon as we had hoped, we cannot say we are not happy that our favorite bloody psycho is back in a relationship again!!! We cannot wait for the drama to ensue!!!

Studly Everett found himself at the bar with not one but two GORGEOUS ladies!!! He's such a pimp. He had a couple of drinks while being sandwiched by Viki and Lydia. We know a couple men in RhyDin that would pay good money to be sandwiched by such class acts!

The Outback was a happening place to be once again! Erin, who has been offered a position on an IFL team, was fighting in a ring! We love to see a bad ass Erin! Meek and mild Erin is horsey-looking but bad girl, kick ass SINGLE Erin rocks our proverbial socks!!!

It appears that bad girl Charlie was not happy to hear of her "good boy" husband's antics the night before. She was over heard telling fellow DoDer Koy that she had made the decision to annull the marriage on the grounds that... well, she was completely TRASHED when it happened!!! Poor dear sweet Cor... Maybe tomorrow he'll join Bast at the bar to cry into their shot glasses together.

Va-va-voooom! The curves of Kaja once again graced the Outback. This time she did reunite with her sexy redheaded husband, G'nort!! The pair immediately engaged in such serious PDA that would make even SUUUUPER Des and Gav blush! WELCOME BACK, KAJA!!!

The wonderfully man-tastic Brig was present to call a challenge match for the Tower of Air on the magical Twilight Isle! Mmm. How we'd like to break us off a piece of Brig pie! Even Topaz felt she must warn newcomer to the Isle Chryrie of the fliratious powers of the Brig. Chryrie advised there's no need to worry as she is happily married but we bet one look from Brig would change her tune!!! It would change your Gossip GangSTAR's tune! The sexy new keeper Mrs. Wyh Not was also on hand to watch Russell earn the key to the Tower of Air. We love this frosty little lady!!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-04-27 07:07 EST
Thursday, April 26

Overheard Around Town

- "Is it just me, or does it seem there is there a lot of mattress jumpin' 'ere?" So asked the lovely Colette. Yes, my dear. Yes, there is. That is why we totally HEART RhyDin and the Red Dragon Inn!!!

- "I want this back next season please .. and not just the pawn slip." TDL's Brandon reminded the boys from UNM when handing over the TDL Cup.

- "That GangSTAR is getting everyone too on edge... I love it!" Our Evie loves us! We can absolutely positively die happy now!

- "I rather admire a lady who indulges in life's guilty pleasures. I've been known to go by the nickname 'Guilty Pleasure,' on a completely unrelated topic." We totally HEART Dameon and utterly silly comments like these!

- "Ooh, Viceroy we could have a school fer the Children of Decadence. Ye can be the Dean. I can teach a course called 'Fisticuffs and Fashion: How Ta Look Good While Beatin' People Ta a Pulp'." The EFFORTLESS Koy proposed to Charlie. Are we the only ones completely terrified by the idea of these girls spending time around impressionable young minds???

- "Cook? I had always heard you ate children raw! You are dwarf, yes?" Said one of our new favorites, Piper, to half-dwarf Redwick.

- "I think Jeff's children finally grew up." Chris quipped when asked why there were suddenly so many dwarves hanging about the Arena.

- "You can have Hawk's, Lady Chryrie. He lost his virtue a long time ago. I don't think it fits him quite well." Jon Henri offered up Hawk's dried white rose representing virtue to Chryrie.

- "Jon Henri only wishes to give mine away because he has not given his own flower away yet." Hawk quipped in return to Chryrie. A good double-entendre will always get you into "Overheard Around Town"!!!

- "Sonuva effing gin soaked whore from Soho! Bloody hell!" Yet another reason to LOVE Cassie. Her cursing is ALWAYS colorful!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-04-30 12:49 EST
Monday, April 30

And then there was Thursday!

Welcome to another action packed Monday catch-up on the weekend's happenings. First up is Thursday night!

Imp was back in action Thursday night in the Arena much to the delight of all his laaaaadies! He, of course, found time amidst his calling duties to molest several fine specimens, including (but not limited to) Keeper Mrs. Wyh Not, Jewell, and Kaja. Even Rab, who is usually not too keen on the troublesome Impster appeared happy to see him!

Speaking of Jewell, she looked on with Mrs. Wyh Not as the bracket buster of the Madness Tournament Losden slammed through the "competition" that came in the form of Tommy. Jewell was certainly thrilled to see Jewell knocked out of the tournament! We'd bet Losden has a bottle of champagne arriving soon courtesy of the our loooovely Anger Management Princess very soon!!!

The night was all roses for Lil Miss Anger Management! Later in the night Stephen got down on one knee and asked her..... no, you only wish he asked her that! He asked her if she would be his date for Beltane. Jewell gladly accepted and advised him that there was no one she would rather dance naked with around a fire!!!

Better keep a leash on your man though, Jewell. Later in the night he in the Inn was surrounded by and flirting with a bevel of beautiful babes that included cute freckled Raye, hot redheaded fellow sailor Shylah and golden-haired leggy knock-out Alana! We told you! Can't trust pirates as far as you can throw them! Yet, the sexiest of the trio Raye seemed preoccupied by Hawk's flirting. And, really, who wouldn't be?!?! That man is hawtness!

What is a weekend in the Arena without Wrecking Crew antics? Baron Kheldar was advised by Baronness Maria that while she held the title of "most honorable baron", Kheld was the "most marketable baron". Kheld quipped that he hoped that would impress his goooorgeous wife Caedia! And then the eldest Graziano decided to yell to the lizard-man Bran to lick his eyeball. Bran was not amused and did not partake in party tricks.

Chryrie was attracted in by the smell of blood. She didn't hop into a ring (but, oh, how we'd love to see that!) but spent the night chatting with the delicious Kina. Chryrie let it drop that she has EIGHT dead husbands!!! WHAT?!?! Man, how we love the psycho woman crowd that RhyDin offers!

Our poor dear sweet Napoleon got gum in his fur but the quick thinking Candy used peanut butter to get it out! Then the cute little teenager washed down the rat's belly and gave him tummy scritches just like he likes! We like Candy! Later in the night she informed Anubis that she would kick him in the "jimmy" if he attempted to collar her. LOVE IT!!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-04-30 16:30 EST
Monday, April 30

So you want to be a Friday?

There's just something about Friday nights, isn't there? The week is over and everybody is ready to let their hair down and get a little bit wild and crazy. Oh, how we love Fridays!

After meeting the night before Hawk and Raye were engaged in a t?te-?-t?te in the Inn! There was certainly no outward signs of affection but they seemed to be getting along quite nicely. What a handsome couple these two would make!

Poor Kira sat and moped over her brother's death. We just want to hug her cute little self!!! However, her friends and fellow clansmen Feilas and craaaazy Sera didn't seem quite so upset. The pair snuggled and necked in a nearby booth! We will never understand the mourning habits of the people of RhyDin.

When the Evie's away, the Baker will play! No, not in that way! Baker is true to his girl! Isn't it sad when the one man you can count on in this city to remain loyal to his woman is Baker??? Anyway, Baker was up to trouble, trying to convince Lydia to try brale (which, from what we understand, is a concoction created by him and Cor that stands for breakfast ale). Lydia kept declining and Baker kept asking until he was warned by Kina to stop attempting to corrupt the looovely green-haired phenom!

As for the Arena, Stick came by to lay claim on her man. She plopped down beside him and CUDDLED! While this may not be out of the normal for most couples this is Stick and Harris, after all. Luckily the good times didn't last for long (or else we would have seriously been freaked out) it didn't take long for Stick to return to laying into Harris for the professional escort business.

Arcanum Academy's Headmaster Professor Kurgen and Chryrie discussed our poor Gov Kitty's condition. They discussed her condition and Artemus was sure to offer his assistance. Poor poor Kitty! All of us here at the Gossip GangSTAR super secret lair of trouble are wishing her a speedy and complete recovery!

The Baroness of Dragon's Gate Topaz was discussing all the renovations she has done to the baronial property in that district and the cost of maintaining the dueling museum. If you haven't visited it, you must!!! Topaz has done an excellent job of preserving some great dueling relics. Considering that most of the barons and baronesses use their properties to further their own vices, Topaz should be commended! Yay, Topaz!

Grayson has some marvelous competition for Taneth's heart!!! Another Company of the Dragon alumn and member of the Madness Tournament's Elite Eight has been spending an awful lot of time with her recently! Who would that be?!?! Well, the fantastically handsome Alyxz, of course! He has even promised to dance with our lovely little ball of all things goodness at the coming Beltane dance!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-04-30 22:53 EST
Monday, April 30

Nobody does the weekend quite like Saturday does the weekend!

Early in the evening the Inn witnessed several new relationships continue to flourish. Pelnar and Mercy flirted and giggled at one another's jokes while Raye and Hawk had another deep heart-to-heart. We heart both of these pairs all coupled up! Pelnar and Mercy have such a wonderful brand of mischevious silliness and Raye and Hawk have had such an instant connection! Spriiiiing time in RhyDin!

While we typically don't report on the heavy stuff, we can't help but mention what went down in the Inn on Saturday evening. Drama struck as Tasha burst in claiming that Viki had been kidnapped and that her dear friend Everett had found some of her personal effects. Her friends, including Scotty, Daniel, Bel, and Lucius, were in shock over the news. Even dear little Taneth seemed much more subdued than is typical for her! But most impacted by the news was Sid who totally flipped her sexy little wig! She stomped around causing damage to the Inn and threatening to kill people. Posters have appeared around town blaming the disappearance on a tall furry person who goes by the name Irrykin. We hope that Viki returns home safely!!!

And now onward to lighter matters!

The Arena saw cute little Uriko and sexy mama Kina go at each other in a ring! GIRL FIGHT!!! HAWT!! What happened to those fabled Arena days of old when two gorgeous women like this would be sent into a ring fuuuull of jello?!?! Or MUD?!?!

Reap's still entertaining the ladies while his woman is away. Saturday night found him being handed a bottle of Tequila to encourage him to fulfill Rain's desire for him to dance on a table for her amusement. The alcohol was gratefully accepted but, to Rain's dismay, no table dances took place.

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-05-01 06:22 EST
Monday, April 30

We've never loved you as much as we love you on Sunday!

We must begin with a correction! We are deeply sorry for making this grave error. It appears that we gave you the wrong definition for Baker's "brale". The word is in fact rooted in the words "breasts" and "ale". Brale is made quite simply by having a woman dip her breasts in one's ale.

...We are definitely sorry. Sorry that we even brought it up because the visual is frightening.

Is the death of Jonas driving Kira away from Ness and back into the arms of Yuki? Yuki was seen attempting to console the distraught young woman in the Inn in the early hours of Sunday evening. She turned down his offer of a hug but begged him not to move away from RhyDin as it seemed he'd been planning. She also expressed anger over Ness's role in keeping information from her regarding her brother's death. Poor dear sweet Kira.

Shortly after the incident Dameon and his annoying new woman Reanna entered the Inn, discussing the fact that Jonas's body is missing. Dameon spent some time consoling his little sister while Reanna spent some time showering her with praises and gifts. It seems Dameon's new woman is trying awfully hard to get in good graces with his little sister. Sera showed on the scene, offering Reanna an herbal remedy for the headache she had. Wouldn't you be afraid of taking a remedy from the girl your new boyfriend once refered to as his "bloody psychotic" ex-girlfriend?

The Inn was a bit on the quiet side Sunday night but several floors beneath it in the basement Annex was a spectacularly busy FIGHT NIGHT!

The beaaaaautiful TDL star Querylon made a public appearance with her man-tastically fine husband Vinny. These two are a serious power couple in the dueling world. While Querylon has made quite a name for herself in the TDL rings, Vinny is a former diamond and former archmage. Plus, they're tooooo cute together!

Everybody's favorite goon Goon stomped his way into the Annex much to the delight of the "Cute Brigade" Taneth and Rory who declared that Goon too is quite cute which really isn't news since the two of them declare everybody is cute. Goon took down Kaylin and earned himself a spot in the Elite Eight. ...We wonder if he can count that high.

Sneggle is stiiiiill looking for a single female librarian who can cook, sew, and organize his notes. Isn't every straight man? Well, if you're a single lady out there who fits the bill (and you're completely insane) you know where to apply. The Gossip GangSTAR will be taking resumes and head shots on Sneggle's behalf and forwarding those on to the closest looney bin... uh, we mean we'll forward those on to him.

Long time no snuggle! Rena appears to have returned to the city! She and her hot soldier Val were busy canoodling amid the violence. It's nice to see that they're still going strong! What's the over-under on how much longer until her pops the big question?!?!?