Topic: April 2008

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-04-02 17:15 EST
April 2, 2008

Anger Management Returns Sunday!

Sunday evening started off with the PAARTY Girls up to their usual antics in the Red Dragon Inn! One of the frat boy pledges needed a woman to kiss him as part of his initiation and guess who were the first to volunteer! PAARTY Girl Chase took one side of his mouth and PAARTY Girl Atalanta took the other. We really believe that deep down Atalanta is a good girl. It?s Chase that?s bringing her down!!!

For example, we seriously doubt that Atalanta would have engaged in that public act of silliness if it wasn?t for Chase?s influence. After all, Atalanta has been quite head over heels for the handsome Locke! When he came up from the Annex later in the evening covered in bruises and cuts only half healed by the Ward of Gondar, she looked quite concerned?. and quite proud when he mentioned his wins!!! We wonder if he?ll convince her to come cheer him on as we hear that Locke has entered his name in the Madness Tournament!!!

OMG! We get to EXCLUSIVELY announce the name of AJ and The Bum Phillipe?s upcoming bundle of joy! We hear that it will be a boy and his name will be Marcus Francois Gaston! What a FABULOUS name. We can?t quite put are finger on why we enjoy that name so much but we think it?s the best one we?ve heard in YEARS!!!! AJ?s looking quite the blossoming mama-to-be these days. We sure hope that everything goes well for her!

It seems that all of TRASH-tastic Jade?s friends are quite torn over the end of her engagement with Playboy Demon Damien! Hina seemed quite upset while she discussed her disappointment with Venom Vinny. On a side note, Hina and Venom Vinny have been seen together quite a bit lately, haven?t they??? Anyway, when Playboy Demon Damien did enter he began flirting with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and joking pretty heartlessly about his break-up. Hina COMPLETELY ignored her brother and left shortly after he arrived!!!

Slimy Pirate Stephen and his wife Jewell were spotted in the Inn up to their typical classy trouble! We hear that Slimy Pirate Stephen actually agrees with us deeming his wife Lil? Miss Anger Management Jewell rather than JEZEBEL Jewell. In fact, he told his wife that she?s assaulted far more people in the Inn than he has? and, to be honest, we think he?s right! How can we pass up such a request??? Lil? Miss Anger Management Jewell it is!

Wyh Not was spotted down in the Annex during Fight Night?. but it didn?t seem to be a happy visit. We understand that she was describing to a friend her long absence. It seems it was not of her choice and that it certainly was not pleasant! We?re oh-so glad that she?s back safe and sound where she belongs!

Soerl was on the couch calling and was briefly joined by his lovely wife, Ayly! Not much has been seen of her since her recent illness and there were even rumors beginning to circulate that the couple might not be able to put their relationship back together after their long separation! There seemed to be no issues with that as Ayly and Soerl were clearly still tight! She could only stay for a short while as work evidently has her quite busy but Soerl seemed thrilled to have her at his side for a while!

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Marc Franco

Date: 2008-04-02 18:57 EST
April 2, 2008

SPOTTED Monday!

We are now proud to present your TWENTY-FOURTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled ?

SPOTTED:

- TRASH-tastic Jade giving some guy Holy Heck for kissing/touching her without permission!!! Maybe this break-up will teach her some self-respect and she?ll stop being a plaything for the men in her life! This is a good step towards becoming semi-classy, Jade. Just please keep it up!

- SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee giving Hina some very good advice about letting go of her pain and concentrating on her future! We sure hope that Hina was listening! She?s in need of a good kick to the rear to get her back on the right path! She has to stop trying to fix everybody else?s problems and start making herself HAPPY.

- Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean snogging on the couch in the Inn. Is this really news or can we just skip reporting it because it happens AT LEAST three times a week?!?! Are we the only ones who just cannot wait until these two get married and get out of the newlywed stage??? Their lovey-dovey stuff makes us ill!

- Awesome Alain macking on Miss Mercy! For realz?!?! We hear that he was being awfully flirty! We have a feeling that our sources may be spotting Awesome Alain getting it on with quite a few women over the weeks to come. That boy sure seems to have A TON of wild oats to sow!

- Boy Toy Aaron slamming drinks back at the bar in the Inn while being soothed by Peredhil and Sebastian! It seems that he was quite upset over hearing that DoD-er Rena referred to him as her ?roommate? several nights back. Peredhil and Sebastian attempted to reassure B.T. Aaron that Rena keeps her emotions to herself but we hear that he was pretty torn up over the state of their relationship!

- PAARTY Girl Atalanta and Locke getting cozy! He had a hand against her cheek and the pair couldn?t seem to tear their eyes from one another one our source spotted them. We kinda like this pairing!

- AJ in the Outback Monday night! Don?t get up in arms! She was only watching. There was no fighting for the lovely pregnant woman! She was overheard saying that she hasn?t seen much of The Bum Phillipe these days as he?s been busy ?working?. We?d really like to believe that The Bum is getting his act together but we?re still not sure if The Bum?s seen an honest day?s work in his whole life! We?ll let you be the judge of what he?s REALLY been up to these days.

- The Baron of Old Market District G?naughty G?nort SPANKING our Cute Carley!!! Yes, you heard us right! He SPANKED her! WTF?!?! With SUUUPER Des ordering G?naughty G?nort to leave the adorable elf alone, Cutey Carley escaped G?naughty G?nort?s knee by biting his leg. GOOD FOR HER! Is this more elf bashing??? G?nort better remember what happened to The Stitch when they were accused of discriminating against elves! What we wouldn?t give to see protesters picketing the Old Market Barony!

- The Gov MAN-tastic Matt in the Outback for his meet/greet/beat on the Gov night! It seemed to be a resounding success. Why not combine politicking with violence??? This is RhyDin after all! He seemed to be keeping quite busy with duels and with discussing the state of RhyDin affairs while his lovely wife DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy charmed the locals with her beauty, brawn, and wit!

- Luscious Lydia handing out relationship advice to Big Britches Erin! It seems that Big Britches Erin is feeling a bit vulnerable with Smooooth Cowboy Jake?s playboy ways. And she should! We?re starting to think that he has far too much game to be stuck with B.B. Erin!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-04-02 19:38 EST
March 2, 2008

A Fool Of A Tuesday!

Oh my! Just when we had high hopes for our dear TRASH-tastic Jade, she goes and disappoints us Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn! It seems that she?s ALREADY moving on from her ?unfortunate incident?. She was seen getting awfully friendly with Frat Boy Tristen? who isn?t half bad looking? but come on, Jadey! Take a break from the men for a bit.

The pair were hanging out with what would have been her future sis-in-law, Hina, as well as Rocky Road Rhy, Frat Boy Dean, and several others from the Frat Boy collection. There names all start running together in our heads after a while! The little party was joined by Brandon and Lyren and if the way the pair was entangled is any suggestion, they still seem to be flying in the face of our prediction that they?d only last a week. We still don?t see these two as a couple that will be able to make it through the ?long haul?, though!

Jolyon was overheard questioning Amber to make sure that she was alright. It seems that one of our favorite tenders took a tumble off a bull towards the end of the BBQ Friday night! Amber assured Jolyon that she?s doing much better now. We?re glad to hear that she?s okay but troubled by her fall! She?s sooooo adorable! And it seems like she had a fairly rough night. Someone took a lot of time and trouble to make sure she was PRANKED at every turn. There was a sticky substance on the beer tap and a can of confetti propped up on the door to the kitchen! That poor girl!

Guess who was the most excited person in the Inn to find out that drinks had been paid for by some unknowing sap earlier in the night? No, not Baker. We seriously doubt he even pays his tab anyway. It was PAARTY Girl Chase! She was seen ordering three shots of some drink or another! Three shots! And she certainly didn?t waste any time getting those down. And that was only the beginning of her drinking for the night! That girl needs some SERIOUS help!

Head Pussy Panther just can?t help himself around the lovely S?jira, can he??? He?s seriously ruining his reputation as a City Class Tough Guy! He was seen talking quietly with his lady and actually gently playing with her hair. It?s amazing how even the big guys can fall to the feet of a classy lady!

The news isn?t sounding promising about Perry and Pipes! We?re starting to hear rumblings that Peredhil and Potter Piper may have indeed broken up and there?s even reports from her friends that Potter Piper may have left town, needing some time to recover from the break-up. We certainly hope this isn?t true but we?re losing hope. Something definitely seems wrong with Potter Piper. We sure hope she?s okay! As for Peredhil, he didn?t appear too broken up but how can you be when you?re seated with two Smith girls??? He was seen in the company of both Juliane and Ballerina Katarina late into the night. If you remember correctly, the last time he was on the outs with Potter Piper, he was seen spending QUITE a bit of time with Katarina. Iiiiinteresting!

We hear that Luscious Lydia was seen in the Outback and wasn?t looking like her normal lovely self! It seems that she?s been a bit under the weather the last couple days! We sure hope she didn?t catch that bug that?s been going around. It?s some nasty stuff. Lydibane seem to be still going strong! Cute Single Dad Bane was there to keep an eye on his sick girlfriend and, since the duels were relatively quiet, he spent some time getting to know Hunky Carpenter Glenn who had stopped by to see Lydia. Cute Single Dad Bane AND Hunky Carpenter Glenn??? We wonder how Lydia kept from swooooning!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-04-05 09:25 EST
April 5, 2008

Trio of Hot Bachelors Wednesday!

Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn proved to be further proof that Hina is spending far too much time with TRASH-tastic Jade! Hina bounced her way in and was all to happy to start showing off all her new piercings. Le sigh! We had such high hopes for this one too. It seems TRASH-tastic Jade?s mourning period is OVAR, by the way! She was seen ?entertaining? the Frat Boys with her lovely charms. In fact, it seems that Frat Boy Dean is interested in hooking her up with Frat Boy Tristen! A Frat Boy is certainly a big change from Demon Playboy Damien!

As for Hina, perhaps the whole Mini Frank Cor confusion has become too much for her! She doesn?t seem to be willing to wait for Not Mini Frank Cor/Mini Frank Cor. She was also seen hanging out with a Frat Boy of her own. We couldn?t catch this one?s name?. but does it really matter? Those kids multiply like cockroaches! We just cannot keep up! Skid didn?t seem all that happy with her new Frat Boy friend nor all the time she?s been spending with TRASH-tastic Jade. In fact, he seemed a weeee bit jealous! It?s funny how a man?s tune can change the minute the woman he dropped starts becoming popular with the menfolk, eh???

WHAT?!?! We were almost entirely convinced that Jolyon had chosen a Smith girl and it was Ballerina Katarina?. but now we?re lost and confused AGAIN! Jolyon was seen hanging out with the adorable Juliane in the Inn and was even overheard telling her how ?lovely? she is! We?re totally at a loss. Could Jolyon be playing the Smith girls???

Peredhil only seems to be confirming reports that Pipes and Perry are kaput! He was seen in the Inn chatting up another lovely woman. We hear this one goes by the name Wren and that she?s a new arrival to town. We don?t doubt that he?ll find another young woman in no time to grace his arm! Peredhil ooooozes that sort of gentlemanly charm that the ladies go wild for! Later he was spotted hanging out at a table with Johnny AND his bro-in-law-to-be Hudson! OMG! Can you come up with a hotter trio of RhyDin bachelors??? The three were discussing Johnny?s upcoming nuptials which we just cannot wait for!

Krazy Kitty and Tass just cannot seem to keep their hands off one another! We are continuously shocked by the change in Krazy Kitty since Tass returned. The pair were seen occupying a table and chatting with DoD-er Rena and her Boy Toy Aaron. In fact, Krazy Kitty dropped the knowledge that before Aaron met Rena, he?d asked Kitty to set him up on a blind date with one of her friends. Krazy Kitty was congratulating him on landing on of her friends all on his own!!! It seems things are smoothed over now between Rena and Aaron. He seemed to be downright cuddly with the woman.

Things definitely seem to becoming more heated between Bad Boy Wil and that girl Siren girl. We still don?t know what to think about this one. Of course, Eless did leave Bad Boy Wil and he has been pretty heartbroken. We just have the feeling he?s moving too soon! This has got to be a rebound relationship and rebound relationships aren?t good for either party! We guess we?ll all just have to wait and see!

Awww! Have we mentioned just how adorable we find Locke??? He was overheard asking PAARTY Girl Atalanta to be his date to the wedding of Johnny and Sianna! When she accepted, he was absolutely BEAMING! Good for him! We think he?s definitely a good influence on the girl. Maybe she?ll start spending more time with him and less time with the troublesome PAARTY Girl Chase!

Speaking of an ?Awww? moment, Lydibane are just too cute! It seems that Luscious Lydia had a bad day and Cute Single Dad Bane wasted no time in wrapping his arms around her and to whisper sweet nothings her way. The pair are definitely growing on us! In fact, if the Gov MAN-tastic Matt and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy don?t watch out, they just may lose their title as Cutest Outback Couple to the Lydibane!!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-04-05 19:58 EST
April 5, 2008

A Beauty of a Thursday!

OMG! We seriously nearly slapped our source for giving us the news because we didn?t believe him?. but evidently it?s true! Thursday night in the middle of the Red Dragon Inn, Playboy Demon Damien had the NERVE to ask for the engagement ring that he gave TRASH-tastic Jade back! You must be kidding us! That?s so so so classless. A guy should never ask for an engagement ring back, it?s a freaking gift! If we were Jade, we wouldn?t have given it back. Poor TRASH-tastic Jade looked downright sullen when she handed the ring over. Thankfully, she was surrounded by the Frat Boys and her Boozing Sisters.

Gah! We hate Damien for making us feel for the TRASH-tastic One!

Are we the only ones who think Damien was a bit jealous that TRASH-tastic Jade was hanging out with Frat Boy Tristen and that?s the real reason he asked for that ring back??? Frat Boy Tristen was indeed there and was quite quick to take the party else where along with Boozing Sister Hina, Boozing Sister Rocky Road Rhy, Frat Boy Dean, and a couple of the other frat boys. They seemed determine to keep her in good spirits!

The adorable bookworm Caitlin seems to have a new male admirer! Maybe Ethan?s guy advice actually helped! She was seen with one heck of a looker whose name is Aaric. Tall, dark, and handsome + gorgeous, intelligent, and demure! Sounds like a perfect equation for romance in our book. We?ll be keeping an eye out for these two!

Was Locke actually picking PAARTY Girl Atalanta from her room in the Inn for a date??? Our sources swear that?s what they saw! The pair were dressed casually but were seen hand-in-hand as they left the Inn. Very very cute! Locke may just turn that troubled girl into a real lady! We love when a good man starts rubbing off on a mess of a girl.

Alright! Enough is enough, Jolyon! It?s time you picked a Smith girl! The night before he was seen with Juliane but Thursday night he was back with Ballerina Katarina! The pair had drinks together at a table, shared some intimate conversation and she was even seen rubbing his face ever so briefly. He seemed to be dropping some pretty flirty comments and even Sianna seemed to approve of his attention to her future husband?s cousin! Speaking of Sianna, can she BE any more charming??? The Hudson siblings and the Smith family is just too much for us sometimes! We can?t wait until Johnny and Sianna pop out some FABULOUS babies!!!

Imp was back in action on the caller?s couch and up to his usual antics of course! He spent his time calling matches in between giving the finger to male duelists and feeling up the female patrons! What are you going to do with the Imp-ster but love him though??? Luscious Lydia was one of his hapless victims but her ire was soon put to rest as she joined Cute Single Dad Bane. We hear that Lydia was even caught blushing with C.S.D. Bane called her ?beautiful?! Wow! Lydibane is just too freaking perfect! We?re so waiting for them to have their first major public blow-out.

The Diamond SMOKIN? Sartan and The Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran were exchanging insults in the Inn?s basement Arena?. once again. The root of their disagreement seems confusing to us but it?s quite clear that the pair do not like one another! These two are actually in the same bracket in the upcoming Duel of Swords Madness Tournament and would face one another in the Sweet Sixteen should both make it that far. We?re already counting on that one! It?ll be a trash-talking lover?s dream!

Whine, whine, whine. Bran wasn?t the only person that Sartan had a problem with. It seems that he exchanged words with Baron of the Old Market District G?nort, Cute Single Dad Bane, and Luscious Lydia by saying that he would immediately challenge anyone who didn?t hold the rank of warlord if they won the Overlord title in the Madness Tournament, including Lydibane! C.S.D. Bane said he thinks it would be great if a non-warlord won the Overlord title and WE AGREE!!! Boo on the Old Boys? Warlord Club! And major boo on Sartan! He?s really turning into an arrogant prick. We like it when he keeps his mouth shut and just looks HAWT instead!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-04-05 22:55 EST
April 5, 2008

Commoners Do It Better Friday!

Playboy Demon Damien was sulking again Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn! He probably didn?t realize just the crap that he?d get for dumping Boozing Sister TRASH-tastic Jade. He sure was getting an earful from Boozing Sister Hina. It seems that Damien might be feeling a bit bad for how he?s been acting FINALLY! We hear that he was seen giving back the engagement ring he took from TRASH-tastic Jade and may have even apologized! We sure hope she doesn?t fall for it. He?s a playboy! How many more times does he have to prove that???

The brunette twin Serena was behind the bar with that trouble making tender Missy and had a giant armful of questions for DoD-er Rena about Rena?s past relationship with Serena?s sister?s man, Darren?. who happened to be there listening in on the conversation! Awkward? Neither woman seemed to think so. Rena was asserting that Darren?s not the somber man that he was several years ago! Can you imagine Darren as the serious sort??? We sure as heck can?t!

Wowza! It seems that Boozing Sister Rocky Road Rhy sure knows how to keep a relationship HAWT and SPICY! She sauntered her way into the Inn in a fitted gray knee length pencil skirt, a classic white button-down blouse, and black sling backs! What a naughty little librarian! She turned more than a few heads, including Frat Boy Dean. Way to make your man droooool, girl!

Antonio took over for the tending ladies later in the night and it was he that waited on the lovely Therapist Chryrie?. who seemed in need of a good listener herself. She declined Antonio?s offer to talk about whatever was on her mind, though. Instead, she just asked him to make sure that her wine glass was kept full. We sure hope everything?s okay with RhyDin?s favorite therapist!

DoD-er Eve made an appearance with Brale Brother Baker and, as usual, the insanity followed. Eve was overheard wondering aloud how she wound up catching the most romantic patron of the Inn. Sheer dumb luck, we suppose! The pair were evidently trying to corrupt the marvelous Ranger Hawk by feeding him some very poor pick-up lines to use on Alysia! Thankfully, Ranger Hawk was wise enough not to try them out and Alysia kept her threats directed to Brale Brother Baker.

The day after The Diamond Sartan declared that no duelist with a record of under 15 wins over losses should hold the Overlord title, Luscious Lydia was sporting a t-shirt that let her stance on the issue be known! The front said ?Bane for Overlord? and the back read ?Soerl for Overlord?! Good for her! We need that t-shirt! Or maybe we?ll make our own that reads ?Commoners Do It Better?!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-04-06 07:42 EST
April 6, 2008

It?s All In The Way That She Walks Saturday!

Playboy Demon Damien sure is getting a bit naughty! He was seen Saturday night putting his grubby hands all over the SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee but she was quite quick to remove his hand. Yet SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was also overheard inviting P.D. Damien as her date to the private party that Hina was throwing for the Boozing Sisters and the Frat Boys that was to be held later that night! We have a feeling that Boozing Sister Hina would NOT like that one bit!

Our sources overheard Aaric asking out the demure Caitlin on a dinner date in a quite elegant manner! We are totally falling head over heels for these two! A charming man and an elegant young woman?. a match made in heaven! We hope the dinner date goes smashing!

Man, oh, man, can Krazy Kitty work it or what??? She was seen strutting her stuff in the Inn trying to demonstrate to Boozing Sister Rocky Road Rhy how to correctly walk in high heels! Her strut is enough to make even DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy beam in pride! All we can say is that Krazy Kitty?s walk is absolutely awe-inspiring. Boozing Sister R.R. Rhy was QUITE impressed!

Brale Brother Baker was later overheard asking Krazy Kitty if it bothers her that Tass is often seen kissing on other women! That boy?s got some set of them, doesn?t he??? Krazy Kitty made it clear that there?s not a jealous bone in her body. When Brale Brother Baker went on to question as to whether or not they were ?swingers?, Krazy Kitty certainly didn?t deny the accusation! WOW!

OMG! It?s about FREAKING time! Den Mama Sid and Scottie finally found their way back to the Inn! Can we describe to you how much we?ve missed these two and their palpable HAWTNESS?!?!? Sid was behind the bar and, thus, all was right with the universe for a couple of hours! She better not go away on us like that again. We were having major Sid-withdrawal. The shakes are finally starting to dissipate!

Luscious Lydia was seen downstairs in the Inn?s basement Arena with Hunky Carpenter Glenn for a nerf bat fight! Lydia was overheard introducing Soerl to Glenn as ?our next Overlord?! We love Lydia?s stand! Down with the higher ranks! Commoner for Overlord!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-04-09 07:53 EST
March 9, 2008

Elopement Sunday!

As if the Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade/Playboy Demon Damien break-up wasn?t messy enough, it got worse Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn! Allegedly, Demon Damien had slipped something in Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy?s drink causing her to get viciously ill. We hear that TRASH-tastic Jade was LIVID! SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was overheard telling Damien that Jade must still have feelings for him to be that upset. We agree with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee?. but we don?t think it?s the feelings that she?s thinking of! Jade seriously seems to despise her former man!!! Now we give the girl a lot of crap but there?s one thing you don?t do ? mess with her girlz. It is definitely OVER between the pair!

Speaking of Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy, it seems she?s fooled us!!! We hear that she ran off with Frat Boy Dean and ELOPED!!! No lie! Unless someone is playing an extended April Fool?s joke on the Inn crowd, the pair are married. ALREADY?!?! Evidently the Frat Boys and Booze Sisters are all on board with this very speedy union. We?re still withholding our judgment. Speedy weddings usually lead to speedy divorces!

Was that Bookworm Caitlin flirting up a storm with the handsome Aaric??? Our source certainly had to do a double take but the girl actually appeared pretty smooth! Aaric seems to be falling for her charms pretty hard. He was even caught planting a peck on her. We definitely approve! Very cute pair!

OMG, Jolyon! You?re kiiiiilling us! After spending some one-on-one time with Ballerina Katerina earlier in the week, he was seen asking Juliane out to dinner with him. The Smith girl accepted without hesitation and the pair were seen leaving together. We are absolutely sure that he is destined to marry a Smith girl! The only question is which one?!?!?

Lucky Lucien asked Krazy Kitty the question that is STILL on everyone?s mind ? when is she finally tying the knot with Tass??? Kitty?s answer? ?Eventually.? That?s not what we want to hear! She said she?d make sure that everyone would know when the event would occur. In fact, she said she?d allow us to plaster all over the city!!! That Krazy Kitty better give us the exclusive! We sooooo deserve to make THAT announcement!

What in the world?!?! Potter Piper is evidently back in town!!! But that?s not the surprising part. The reason we are currently shaking our head in disbelief is that she walked into the Inn holding hands with Bad Boy Wil! Evidently, Potter Piper had given Bad Boy Wil a pottery lesson and then the pair stopped by the Inn for a drink. Does that sound like a date to you? Sounds like a date to us! Doc Eva and Izira joined them. We wonder if they were as surprised as we are! Is it just us or are you feeling a bit like Potter Piper?s stabbed Eless in the back??? Hm.

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-04-10 11:53 EST
April 10, 2008

Hire the Green-Haired Hottie Monday!

MAJOR! We hear that Locke was talking with his girl PAARTY Girl Atalanta about his desire to break into the fashion industry! How HAWT would that be?!?! There?s plenty of good women?s fashion designers in the area. We think the city could definitely use some smokin? hot men?s wear! We?d totally buy from Locke?s line! Evidently, Locke?s trying to score a bit of one-on-one time with THE woman in RhyDin for haute couture ? DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy. No luck so far in getting that meeting with her. We?ll put a good word in for him, though!

Potter Piper and Bad Boy Wil were spotted again together Monday night. This pair is really weirding us out! The thought of them together is odd! We refuse to believe there is anything brewing here. Another of Wil?s possible flames, Siren, joined them at their table for drinks. At the end of the night, Piper was seen leaving alone so maybe rumors of a Wil/Piper romance have been over blown! We sure hope so!

Therapist Chryrie still seemed awfully troubled when she was seen at the bar late Monday night! Den Mama Sid who was tending was to the rescue, though! The two ladies were overheard talking quietly about what seemed to be quite the serious matter. And later Therapist Chryrie was seen whispering with the very hot Alysia in the same somber manner! We?re dyyyyying to know what?s up!

Silliness reigned supreme in the Outback Monday night and was led by SPEEDSTER Nova and his partner-in-crime The Diamond SMOKIN? Sartan! Even The Gov MAN-tastic Matt got into the act by threatening to use his gubernatorial powers to get a line of young men set-up to date SPEEDSTER Nova?s daughter! What we wouldn?t give for that little one to be released onto society???

We hear that Luscious Lydia is trying to get MAN-tastic Matt to hire her as a caller in the Outback! What a great idea? She seems to like hanging out there, her boyfriend?s seems to prefer the place, and she?d be surrounded by friends. Why not make a little extra cash while goofing off??? We definitely think MAN-tastic Matt should hire the green-haired hottie!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-04-12 05:28 EST
April 12, 2008

A Civilized Tuesday!

Aaric and Caitlin were looking positively cozy Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn! Caitlin looked lovely and Aaric was certainly appreciative. The pair spent a good deal of time nuzzling and chatting by the fire. We?re glad that she?s seemed to find a good handsome guy! These cute girls don?t last long on the market and we knew she?d be no exception!

We love Amber to death but sometimes she sure tries put a nice spin on things sometimes! She was overheard behind the bar calling RhyDin ?civilized?! Ha! She?s lost her mind! The best beer in the city is brewed by a half-orc, the governor runs a fighting arena behind one of the most popular inn in the city, and violence is such an everyday occurrence that people don?t even bat an eye!!! We are hardly a civilized city?. but that?s why we LOVE this city! Stay classy, RhyDin!

Booze Sis Hina was seen spending a bit of one-on-one time with the always illusive Lang! Now our sources were pretty adamant that Lang was flirting with Hina but say that Hina could only talk of the new Frat Boy she?s been seeing. In fact, our sources believe that she was completely unaware that Lang was flirting! She should open her eyes! She?d be far better suited with Lang than a Frat Boy.

Krazy Kitty really seems to have a soft spot for the female patrons of the Inn. She always seems to be dishing out advice or, as in Tuesday night?s case, confidence! We hear that she was being quite encouraging of Sweet Shy S?jira in her mission to adapt to normal life in RhyDin. The shot of confidence seemed to be just what the doctor (?.or maybe Therapist Chryrie) ordered for the cute little woman! We love Krazy Kitty for her Sid-like, den mother routine!

Maybe we jumped the gun with buying into rumors of a Potter Piper/Bad Boy Wil hook-up! And, man, are we relieved! Potter Piper couldn?t do that to her friend Eless and we STILL haven?t given up hope on a Perry/Pipes reunion! Where is Peredhil by the way??? Anyway, Wil was seen in the Inn Tuesday night but instead of Potter Piper it was that Siren girl that he was seen buying a drink for. Cue a round of relieved sighs!!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-04-13 08:57 EST
April 13, 2008

Seventy-seven Percent Sure Wednesday!

We hear that Krazy Kitty was looking a bit green around the gills Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn! Could it be??? What do you think??? Is she knocked up or did she have some bad moo shu? Can you even imagine the horny little RhyDinian that a union between Krazy Kitty and Tass would produce?

Lang has been acting QUITE single lately. It seems that things are OFF between him and that mystery girl that he was spotted with several times! He isn?t wasting any time getting back into the game either. He was seen flirting it up with a clueless Booze Sis Hina the night before and Wednesday night it was Therapist Chryrie whom he turned his attentions towards! She didn?t seem all that hesitant to bask in that attention either. Live it up, baby! Live it up!

Alright, alright, alright! Now we?re finally convinced. The Smith girl that has caught Jolyon?s eye is Juliane?. we think. Okay, maybe we?re seventy-seven percent sure! What do YOU think??? The pair were seen sharing a plate of fruit and a whole lot of conversation at a private table in the Inn. They certainly seemed awfully chummy. The Smith girls are sweet, charming, and gorgeous and Jolyon is one majorly hot bachelor! We just KNOW that there will be a Jolyon/Smith girl hook-up!

Oh Lord! PAARTY Girl Chase and PSYCHO Skid have been spending quite a bit of time in one another?s company and were seen drinking together at the bar. We really don?t know who is a worse influence on who but the two of them together cannot be a good thing! Booze Sis Hina also showed and seemed a bit worried about her baby?s daddy as her son had claimed that PSYCHO Skid had gotten hurt. He looked fine, dandy, and up to no good to our sources!!! We just wish Booze Sis Hinda would stay far, far, far away from that pair! Who knows what trouble they?re up to?!?!

Was that Ethan and Maeve blushing up a storm while chatting together at a table??? Sure looked like them we hear! It seems that things are finally getting back on the right track. The chemistry is still heavy between the pair and Ethan seems more than willing to continue to right his very big wrong! Good for him! We?re starting to come back around to him again. Maybe he?ll straighten up and be the man that the lovely Maeve deserves!

Our sources swear up and down that Tara was seen hanging out in the Inn late in the night with Krazy Kitty. Disbelieving this was true, we quizzed them quite a bit but they stuck to their story! They she looked very much the same as she always had but didn?t seem to remember ANYTHING! In fact, she evidently had a notebook full of information on her former life in which she was forced to rely on heavily. Iiiiinteresting certainly. We will have to keep an eye out for her!

OMG! Speaking of people that we haven?t seen in a while, Uriko was bouncing around the Outback! Oh how we?ve missed her cute little tail! She was seen speaking with Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran who also seemed quite pleased that she was back in the dueling venues. When questioned as to where she?d been, Uriko told Warlizard Bran that she?d been out of the city adventuring! Wouldn?t you just looooove to go on an adventure with Uriko???

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-04-13 10:52 EST
April 13, 2008

Stand-off Thursday!

Quite the tense stand-off occurred early Thursday night between SMASHIN? Issy and Renna in the Red Dragon Inn! The women exchanged nasty insults and bone-chilling threats but at the end of the day the neutrality of the Inn kept them from coming to blows. We have a feeling things wouldn?t have ended so blood-free if they?d met up outside the Inn!!! Renna?s sure scary but our money?s on SMASHIN? Issy!!! What about yours???

Evidently the news about Tara is true! She was seen for the second night in a row in the Inn and this time was in the company of Therapist Chryrie! It seems that Therapist Chryrie is a good companion for the woman because Tara certainly seems?. well, out of it. She still doesn?t seem to know much about herself nor any of her old friends besides what her notes have told her. She was seen re-meeting two of the Ravenlocks ? Brian and Alex ? along with Other Woman Lain! Both Ravenlocks (who while adorable, let?s be honest, aren?t the sharpest knives in the drawer) seemed quite confused by the whole thing!

It seems that Lana is still unsure if she wishes to go through with marrying Barus! She?s flipped flopped back and forth on the issue several times over the past couple months. When the couple was seen discussing it in the Inn Thursday night, she was overheard telling him that she just didn?t feel safe around him. He continued to declare his love but it seems that nothing is going to change Lana?s mind! She was dead set on waiting.

Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! Oh my GOODNESS! Our sources spotted Eless in the company of several of her friends in the Inn!!! It is so good to see her back. She looked a bit pale and unsettled but otherwise unhurt. S?jira and DoD-er Rena tended to her and questioned her at length about her disappearance! Peredhil was seen as well looking downright cheery at his friend?s return! Maybe with Eless?s help, Perry and Pipes can be together again. We can only hope!

Wowza! Is it just us or is Smooooth Cowboy Jake and Molly just plain edible in that deliciously country sort of way??? The pair was seen having a drink together at the bar and Jake even suggestively touched her hip!!! The pair headed out of the Inn together for a ?play in the hay? according to Smoooooth Cowboy Jake! Oh my my, Jake! What a playboy you?ve become??? We?re in such a tizzy over here!

Ethan just can?t seem to keep out of trouble! Just when we were starting to like him, he jumps off the deep end ONCE AGAIN!!! He got into some sort of verbal altercation with Boy Toy Aaron that led to the pair throwing punches. Ethan drew the short straw in that fight yet again. You?d think for all the fights he seems to get into, he?d learn to throw a punch?. or at least learn how to avoid one! DoD-er Rena reigned in Boy Toy Aaron but the damage to Ethan?s jaw was done. Evidently to soothe his wounded ego, Ethan decided to take off with PAARTY Girl Chase AGAIN! What is wrong with him??? Somebody should just keep him away from her. She?s always the start of his problems. Le sigh!

Madness dueling kicked off in the Inn?s basement Arena Thursday night with the PIMP Imp calling! MILF Caedia made one of her too rare public appearances and was supported on by hottie hubby Kheldar. Unfortunately, his cheering wasn?t enough to push her through to the second round. She put up a closely fought match and looked quite HAWT while suffering defeat. After her match, she was seen chatting with DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy who while dressed to the nines was looking a little less than flawless. The pair seemed to have quite the frank discussion before Caedia left with her husband. We wonder what THAT was all about!!!

Luscious Lydia let her preference be known by wearing a sparkly ?Bane for Overlord? tee. The pair remains TOO FRIGGIN? CUTE!!! By the look of the way the pair was acting together Thursday night, things are definitely on a fast track. Lydibane keeps on chugging along!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-04-19 09:08 EST
April 19, 2008

Finally Friday!

You ever get the feeling that this is just a Booze Sister world and we?re all just living in it??? Those Booze Sisters sure know how to take over a room which is exactly what they did Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn! It seems that TRASH-tastic Jade isn?t just setting her sights on that particular Frat Boy she?s been seen with recently! She was hanging all over Ryo Friday night. That?s the TRASH-tastic One we know ? keeping her options open!

The fantastically HAWT Aly was seen in the Inn chatting up a new girl while Wolv made her a drink. We love that not only can this girl dress FIERCE for costume parties but she also seems to have her man in line! Good for you! The topic of marriage came up between the two and Aly was overheard saying ?someday? which seemed to draw a smile from Wolv. What a cute pair! Take your time and enjoy it!

Is it just us or has Caitlin been absolutely glowing the last week or so??? She certainly seems to be putting a bit more attention to her appearance since the handsome Aaric has come into her life?. but there?s more to it! We think the girl is GLOWING! Could it be love??? Love does wonders for the skin!

Peredhil and Juliane were spotted at a table together late into the night. They certainly had eyes for not a soul else but each other! Perry seemed quite chatty and (for once) Juliane seemed quite content to listen. The pair were also overheard discussing the wedding plans of Juliane?s twin! Both seemed quite excited for the upcoming nuptials. Perhaps they will go as one another?s date!

It was the second night of absolute MAAAADNESS in the Inn?s basement Arena! Our sources spotted the vulnerable lady warlord Morgan in the rings! She was juuuust as tough as she?s always been and pulled out a solid win over Will Wulfson to move on to the next round. And that means that we get to see more of her SMOKIN? self! We are POSITIVE that a woman will win this tournament this year and she?s got to be one of the front runners!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-04-19 11:26 EST
April 19, 2008

Heartbroken Saturday!

What a bummer! We have to officially not like Frat Boy Quinn now. We hear that Booze Sis Hina attempted to get him to accompany her to a wedding as his date but he refused! Who could refuse B.S. Hina??? Instead, he sat in the Inn with a Badsider Saturday night as she went off to the wedding looking all sorts of cute. You do NOT leave a single girl date-less to a wedding! It is so not cool!

Tara was back in the Inn reacquainting herself with some folks that she used to know but no longer can remember! Our sources tell us she was seen telling Awesome Alain that according to the papers (that evidently someone created to tell her about her life pre-amnesia), she and Deadbeat Dad Alex were engaged! Major news to us! The papers also said that D.D. Alex has ?chicken legs?! We?d like to judge that for ourselves!!!

We hear that DoD-er Rena was having a very sobering conversation with our dear, sweet Eless Saturday night in the Arena. Rena was telling her of Bad Boy Wil?s sorrows in his separation with Eless. Poor Eless seemed downright heartbroken! If they both love each other so much, why can?t they make it work??? It?s driving us crazy to see them both so unhappy! We need Bad Boy Wil and Eless to reunite!!!

Venom Vinny entered his Madness Duel pretty cocky! And why wouldn?t he??? He was the heavy favorite over the youngest Graziano, Myria! He even got her down to an early deficit. Unfortunately, he couldn?t keep her on the ropes! Myria battled her way back and it was the chick that emerged victorious to move on to the next round!!! Bet you didn?t see THAT coming in your brackets, now did you???

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-04-19 17:33 EST
April 19, 2008

We Are Crushed Sunday!

Whoa. The Red Dragon Inn is certainly a good deal more?. colorful on the nights that Tara makes an appearance. Sunday night was just one of those nights and, as usual, we?re having trouble making sense of all that our sources wish to report! Evidently she was overheard telling SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee that she would like to get to know Frat Boy Tristen a bit better before she ?let him delight? on her naked body. Iiiinteresting! We hear that Tristen was quite confused! Evidently, Frat Boy Tristen?s been quite loyal to TRASH-tastic Jade as of late. We pity him.

Our sources also tell us that Tara was seen meeting her husband later in the evening. That?s some blow to the head she took if she can?t remember her own mate! Confused yet??? We certainly are!

Ha! Ethan was pretty darn toooore up! When Caitlin expressed concern over the battered look of his face, Ethan fessed up that DoD-er Rena?s man Boy Toy Aaron had accomplished the feat (?which we EXCLUSIVELY reported to you)! That cutie Caitlin should stay far, far away from Ethan. That boy is a walking mess! He literally cannot get anything right! And somebody really needs to teach him to duck a punch?. and SOON!!! We almost feel bad for him?. at least that is until we remember his tendency for heading off with PAARTY Girl Chase!

Miss Mercy was giving Jolyon a good ribbing over his constant companions ? the Smith girls! Neither were present but we?re obviously not the only ones to notice his preference for the two lovely lasses! Miss Mercy was overheard asking if he too has caught the marriage bug. Jolyon remained mum and for that we HATE HIM!!! We?re still dyyyying to know which of the girls has caught his fancy!

We hear DoD-er Evie isn?t too pleased with us saying that ale has rotted out her brain! She was overheard telling Brale Brother Baker and Eless that the Great Gossip GangSTAR is no longer one of her favorite people. We are crushed, we tell you! CRUSHED!!! However, we must stick to our guns and continue to proclaim that the combination of ale and Baker has certainly caused Eve a loss of brain cells!

Wowzers! Our sources couldn?t catch the conversation but we hear that some steamy looks were being exchanged between Sylvia and Sianna?s bro, Hudson! The pair had a table all to themselves and were carrying on as if they were the only two in the Inn. There is definitely some heated chemistry between the pair! We just hope that they give into it! Sylvia deserves happiness and Hudson seems like just the sort that can deliver on such happiness!!!

Sunday night was the scene of more fast and furious MADNESS action in the Annex! The Diamond SMOKIN? Sartan can keep his ego on full blast as he was able to proceed into the second round. Another winner of the night was Jaycy?s baby?s rumored daddy, Leo! He had little trouble dispatching his opponent and proceeding forward in the Dalamar bracket! We bet Jaycy?s oh-so proud!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-04-20 08:11 EST
April 20, 2008

Amnesiac Monday!

We hear that PAARTY Girl Atalanta was spotted tending the bar with a bandaged wrist Monday night! No word on what caused the affliction. She seemed to be in good spirits so don?t take our concern the wrong way! We bet the girl?s just clumsy. She certainly seems to have the clumsy gene?. or perhaps she was just wasted and fell down. She is one of the PAARTY Girls after all!

Our sources tell us that Mini-Frank Cor is back?. as if nothing happened. Interesting. To make matters even more confusing, he was seen Monday night in the company of Amnesiac Tara who is claiming that he?s her boyfriend? but she doesn?t seem to know his last name. Well, we can?t really blame her for that! His last name is a bit on the ridiculous side! However, with the rumors of her current mental state, we must ask ? has Mini-Frank Cor really sank so low that he?s taking advantage of the deranged now???

Lang was slopping on the charm for Therapist Chryrie but we don?t think he?ll get very far! He actually accused her of being jealous of his attentions to TRASH-tastic Jade!!! OMG! We?ve got a feeling that Therapist Chryrie and her sister aren?t really sure what jealousy feels like. Nice taste, Lang, but that girl?s NEVER going to de-ice for you!

Fathers of preteen daughters are the same EVERYWHERE! SPEEDSTER Nova and The Diamond SMOKIN? Sartan were seen discussing a particular admirer of SPEEDSTER Nova?s daughter with The Gov MAN-tastic Matt who seems to be using city resources to spy on teenage boys! These guys are the ones whose little girls reach sixteen and HATE them for scaring away all their dates. The fireworks will be PRICELESS to watch! You stay classy, men of the Outback!

Speaking of fireworks, we hear that someone STORMED out of MAN-tastic Matt?s office after spending quite some time in there with The Gov himself! Our sources believe the man may have been a relation to MAN-tastic Matt?s wife, DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy! The Gov didn?t look very happy either when he finally emerged. Iiiiiinteresting!

The Diamond SMOKIN? Sartan was seen entertaining a pretty little elf who we hear goes by Sera! As much as we?d loooove to accuse The Diamond of naughty things (and as much as he probably deserves it), we hear that he wasn?t trying to hit on the new face. Instead, SUUUUPER Des introduced the girl to him so that she may learn a bit more about the Outback?s fights. Our sources have seen this girl around and we are all quite intrigued by her! After a bit of research we found that she owns a new seamstress shop in the market called The Ethereal Loom! Check it out and let us know what you think!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-04-20 08:34 EST
April 20, 2008

Beat Her Down Tuesday!

Another Tuesday and we start it off like so many other blog entries before it! That is we start with PAARTY Girl Chase tossing back shots of hard liquor like they were water. It?s too bad the girl is such a WALKING MESS because she is so darn pretty! She found a drinking buddy in the chick sitting beside her at the bar ? Mack?. and we all know Mack is just known for classiness and lady-like behavior! Could there be a new PAARTY Girl in the making???

Other Woman Lain was spotted looking a bit rough while hanging out with Deadbeat Dad Alex and Shadow! Somebody definitely put her through the ringer and she was awfully cranky. But when is Lain not cranky??? We wonder who it was that finally had enough of Lain?s mouthiness and beat her down??? We hope it doesn?t ruin her spirit! Lain?s spunk is always good for some juicy gossip!

Amnesiac Tara was back in the Inn discussing her impending nuptials with Mini-Frank Cor (we so hope that someone stops this from happening) and waging war on her husband?s castle (we so hope that she goes through with this)! Evidently Mini-Frank Cor will be husband number 5-0 for Tara! That?s an auspicious mark to hit! Good luck to you, Mini-Franker. Seems like you?re going to be needing it!

Speaking of which, we hear that Booze Sis Hina looked a bit ill when she heard Amnesiac Tara?s babbling on marriage to Cor! Could Booze Sis Hina still be broken hearted over the failed relationship between her and the Mini-Franker??? She should count herself lucky! Have you seen any of Cor?s other ex-girlfriends lately? Nope? Exactly!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-04-20 09:01 EST
April 20, 2008

Mischief Reigns Wednesday!

The Booze Sisters ? Hina and TRASH-tastic Jade ? were hanging out in the Red Dragon Inn Wednesday night dishing about their men problems. And, man, have they had a lot of those lately!!! It doesn?t appear that Booze Sister Hina is too broken-hearted over Mini-Frank Cor jumping so quickly into an engagement with another woman. Instead, it seems that she?s confused over something she?s got going with one of the Frat Boys! Evidently Frat Boy Quinn already wants a ?break?. We told you that one was a rotten egg!

Smooooth Cowboy Jake is still on the rebound and, man, is he good at playing the field! He seemed like such a bumbling fool when he was with Big Britches Erin but apart from her, he?s one silky smooth operator! He teasingly flirted with DoD-er Rena before moving on to the real object of his affection ? Cowgirl Molly! The pair seemed awfully entwined and were definitely whispering sweet nothings in each other?s ears! HAWT!

Amthy ran into her old friend Amnesiac Tara in the Inn and after a brief stand-off while Amnesiac Tara made her prove to be whom she said she was, the two carried on as if no time had passed. Our sources think that Amthy was blissfully ignorant of any changes in her friend. She just seemed to think the whole thing a wonderful game! We do HEART Amthy and her perpetual silliness!

The DIVINE Storm and her Yummy Ewan were seen chatting at a table and, man, was DIVINE Storm happy to see Eless! Eless evidently expressed her congratulations over the pair?s impending joy and the old friends certainly seemed happy to be reunited! Have we mentioned just how happy we are to have the Head Mischief Maker back among us??? We sure hope that she gets over her heart ache and is back up to trouble in no time!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-04-20 10:21 EST
April 20, 2008

Get ?em Thursday!

A new face (who we hear goes by the name Sami) was spotted in the Red Dragon Inn Thursday night announcing try-outs for the RhyDin Usurpers Roller Derby team! The flyers are all over the city so if you?re interested, locate one and check it out! Roller derby certainly sounds like a delicious night of entertainment! Skimpy costumes, foul-mouthed trash talkers, and brutal violence! Just the type of thing that we LIVE FOR!

Awesome Alain certainly has been keeping company with a number of lovely ladies since his split! We hear that he was at a table having a lovely conversation with the very pretty Izira! In fact, he was overheard asking her what her plans for the evening were. We wonder if they included a pit stop in his bed! Izira?s quite the stunner! And we all know how Awesome Alain loves the pretty ladies. Go get ?em, tiger! RAWR!

Yay! Taneth-sighting! She was seen getting a bear hug from the handsome tender Tucker and he was quick to get her some chilled strawberry juice the minute she mentioned she was thirsty! We love how Taneth has every man she meets just falling over themselves to wait on her. She?s such a doll!

Ouch! Lang just keeps taking shots these days to his ego! He?s evidently on the prowl and he?s knocking on some locked doors! It was PAARTY Girl Chase who shot him down cold Thursday night. She was not at all interested in what he was offering. That?s got to be pretty rough! We all know PAARTY Girl Chase will take ANYBODY home! ?.Well, anybody it seems but Lang.

Round One of the MADNESS Tournament continued in the Inn?s basement Arena Thursday night! Unfortunately for former Overlord Roland, he became the first one seed to face defeat! In fact, he lost to the very same Sami girl who had been hawking her roller derby flyers in the Inn earlier in the evening. The girl seems quite cool and kudos to her but we can?t help but be bummed out that the former overlord had to hit the road so soon. We hear that his son, Andur, suffered a similar fate as well! Lil? Miss Anger Management Jewell took him down to prove to those doubters why we had faith in taking her so high in the tourney! Keep right on rollin?, Lil? Miss Thang!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-04-20 18:57 EST
April 20, 2008

Passion Friday!

That Antonio suuuure knows how to treat the ladies right! And that?s just what he does each and every Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn! He was behind the bar, mixing up some of his amazing drink that he?s evidently deemed ?Passion?! We hear that likes of such FABULOUS ladies as Eless were at the bar partaking in the treat. She seemed more than pleased with the concoction! We wouldn?t mind trying a bit of Antonio?s Passion ourselves!

Our sources spotted Booze Sister TRASH-tastic Jade drowning her sorrows at the bar! It seems that she was mourning what would have been her wedding day. She was even overheard saying that she had put her dress on earlier just to see how she looked in it. OOOH NOOO! That girl should have boozed it up and flirted with every man there! Get a back bone, sister! You?ve got too much pride for wallowing!

We hear that Amnesiac Tara and Mini-Frank Cor were playing with a genie late into Friday night. A genie??? Come on now. Don?t we all know how genie stories end??? The kids learn their lesson that genie magic is tricky magic and to keep your greed in check! Evidently Amnesiac Tara and Mini-Frank Cor never learned that lesson? and now, for some unknown reason, Mini-Frank Cor is mute. Honestly, we think this to be a great improvement on his personality! Kudos, Genie!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-04-20 19:17 EST
April 20, 2008

A Metaphorical Saturday!

Well, well, well! That ?break? didn?t last long! Frat Boy Quinn and Booze Sister Hina were back hanging out in the Red Dragon Inn Saturday accompanied by TRASH-tastic Jade and Lang. Biiiiig shock of the night was that Lang has NOW turned his attentions on TRASH-tastic Jade. Well, if Chase isn?t easy enough for you, we suppose that TRASH-tastic Jade is the next step down! We?ll see how that one goes!

Evidently Bodacious Brian was seen tucking his tail between his legs (metaphorically speaking of course? isn?t it interesting to live in a city where one must clarify that?) to apologize to The Other Woman Lain! We hear that she was still quite angry with him but in the end did seem to warm to his apology. No word as of yet on exactly what wrong Brian was attempting to right!

A still mute Mini-Frank Cor took quite the ribbing from a pair of hot to trot ladies in Eless and Spice over his inability to talk back! Now if rumors would hold true, Mini-Frank Cor and the brunette twin, Spice, broke up several months back. They certainly didn?t appear anything more than friends and left separately despite entering together! Iiiinteresting! We still love that Mini-Frank Cor can?t speak, by the way!

We hear that it appears that Amnesiac Tara is slowly returning to her old self. However, our sources report back that she did not appear up to her usual bouncy self Saturday night. Evidently it was the anniversary of a death of one of her husbands and she was quite torn up over it! If she really does have fifty former husbands, that?s a lot of anniversaries to remember! No wonder her brain tuckered out and forgot everything!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-04-23 20:42 EST
April 23, 2008

Missing Sunday!

After an extended absence, Playboy Demon Damien showed back up in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night to the fanfare of his very own crier! You?ve got to be kidding us! Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade did not look the least bit excited to see him return and she did not look amused when he addressed her as ?love?. We hear that The Other Woman Lain encouraged her not to let him run her out of the Inn but TRASH-tastic Jade was not in the mood to put up with P.D. Damien?s antics and bailed. We hate to admit it but?. we agree with The Other Woman Lain! Don?t let that mutt make you run!

We hear that Bree was passing out fliers listing Icer as ?Missing?! We have to admit that we haven?t spotted her in quite some time. However, isn?t it a bit ironic that one of RhyDin?s most recognizable dragons has seemed to have disappeared from the city??? We have a feeling that maybe she finally had enough of all her offspring and ESCAPED!!! That?s what we would do if we were her!

Amnesiac Tara was still hyping her wedding to Mini-Frank Cor. In fact, she evidently asked SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee to attend and, in fact, reminded her to invite her current husband! That is a good point, SPLENDIFEROUS One! Doesn?t she need to divorce/kill her previous husband before she can marry another??? With what we?re hearing of her prior matrimonial record, Mini-Franker should be shaking in his teeny tiny boots!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy and The Diamond (at least for another week) SMOKIN? Sartan have been seen spending an awful lot of time together one-on-one! We?re dying to know what their significant others think about that! SMOKIN? Sartan and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy were seen having a pretty intimate and intense conversation Sunday night in the Annex during Fight Night while Koy munched on some food. Iiiiinteresting!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-04-25 23:02 EST
April 25, 2008

Feeeed Us Monday!

OMG, peoples! The love fest between Frat Boy Dean and Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy MUST end! The pair were up to their lovey dovey routine again Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn. We can?t take anymore of their cuddling and pet names. We?re dying for a big blow-out fight between the pair! We?re hungry for some drama! Feeeeeed us!

Frat Boy Quinn is certainly the little trouble maker! He had a date to meet Booze Sis Hina at the bar Monday night but while waiting for her was working a very lovely blonde. Unfortunately for him, his date arrived juuuuust as the new girl seemed to be falling for his charms! We?ve got a feeling that Hina?s not the type of girl to be fooling around on! If you want to continue to sow your wild oats, drop the girlfriend, buddy! You?re only going to get into trouble in the end.

Although, Johnny wasn?t on duty Monday night that didn?t keep his wifey-to-be Sianna from putting him to work! We hearing that he was tending her rather than the rest of the patrons by filling her drink order. How cute! Although, there have been rumors floating around that the reason Sianna?s been keeping a low profile is that she?s already knocked up, our sources saw no signs that she?d have difficulty fitting into her wedding dress in a couple days! We believe those rumors to be completely bogus but we don?t doubt that she?ll be knocked up before the end of the year!

We hear that Alysia and Krazy Kitty were overheard discussing Therapist Chryrie?s recent moodiness and fiery temper. Krazy Kitty even stated that Chryrie is no longer wearing her wedding ring! What a bummer! We would feel bad for her but there?s already rumors circulating that Chryrie is spending a good deal of time with Hawk! Well, he?s certainly yummy enough to get one?s mind off a failed marriage! Good for her!

The room temperature jumped a good twenty-five degrees as soon as Den Mama Sid appeared behind the bar for her shift! The patrons certainly seemed happy to see her and we don?t think it?s just because she makes a mean martini! Man, do we love her! It?s good to see her back behind the bar regularly once again.

Bad Boy Wil was a bit surprised to hear that the rumors of Eless?s return are in fact true! He got the news from DoD-er Rena but seemed oddly unimpressed. WHAT?!?! Wasn?t he desperately, madly in love with her? He says he?s giving up on love but booo on that! We hear that he also propositioned DoD-er Rena if Potter Piper were to turn him down again. Classy, Bad Boy Wil. Very, very classy.

SPEEDSTER Nova was spotted in the Outback sporting a t-shirt that said ?Ask me about bad parenting!? that was evidently courtesy of his daughter! HIGH-larious! We?re dying to meet this girl but evidently SPEEDSTER Nova is quite strict about keeping her out of the typical public venues. We love sassy teens! His dear friend (and fellow over protective father) The Diamond SMOKIN? Sartan reassured him that he was an excellent father. Well, if The Diamond says it then it must be true?. right????

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-04-25 23:39 EST
April 25, 2008

Denial Tuesday!

SQUEAL! We are such a horrible fan boy! Our sources tell us that Brian and Jenai were seen together in the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night! They are really too cute for freaking words! The Other Woman Lain looked as happy as punch to spot her?. well, we?re not really sure what they are to her. Even our Great Powers of Gossip cannot make sense of the crazy family tree of the Ravenlocks! The trio caught up on life while they were served by a roller-skating Amber!

We hear that Krazy Kitty was denying that she is knocked up in the Inn. We sooooo don?t buy it! She?s definitely got a bun in the oven! Don?t keep us on edge, Krazy Kitty! Just admit it already. We?re awfully curious to know what sort of species of being would come out of a Kitty/Tass union! We suppose it?s only a matter of time until we find out!

Evidently Mini-Frank Cor has some competition for Amnesiac Tara?s hand in marriage! The details are a bit sketchy since Mini-Franker still doesn?t seem to have a voice. Thank whomever for that small favor! Maybe Krazy Kitty will reign in Amnesiac Tara before this whole relationship goes too far.

Those Smith girls are just too charming for word?. and QUITE popular with the men! Juliane and Ballerina Katarina were seen spending time with Peredhil AND Jolyon throughout the course of the night. These men just don?t seem to be settling on a choice and the girls don?t seem to have a preference either. We?re dyyyying to know how this is going to shake itself out. We don?t see those two Smith girls remaining single for long, however! Our only question is which one will be catching Sianna?s bouquet!

Eless was seen spending a bit of one-on-one time with Antonio laaaate into the evening! Interesting isn?t it??? This came just days after Eless was jokingly asking Antonio for Passion (?which turned out to merely be one of Antonio?s signature drinks). Eless is newly single and definitely one of the most fashionable women in the city while Antonio deals in silks! Definitely something to keep an eye out for!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-04-26 09:02 EST
April 26, 2008

Engorged Torpedoes Wednesday!

Oh no! OH NO! Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean are evidently trying for a baby and made their intentions very well known Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn. When will the city ever be safe from those Booze Sisters reproducing??? Booze Sis R.R. Rhy spent the rest of the night entertaining Dean?s Frat Brothers and several of their other male friends by prancing around in a mini skirt. We certainly hope you enjoy your lovely little form now, R.R. Rhy! Have you ever SEEN a pregnant woman??? Juuuust you wait until your boobs become massive un-hot engorged torpedoes that are so sensitive to the touch that you?d punch a man for attempting to enjoy them, there?s stretch marks crisscrossing what used to be perfect skin, shaving your legs becomes a two-day ordeal, and your belly deserves a zip code of its own!

Rocky Road Rhy got her fellow Booze Sis in a bit of trouble when she revealed to Wolv a couple bedroom secrets that Aly had told her! OMG! What we wouldn?t give to hear a couple of those! We?re surprised that Wolv?s surprised, however. Doesn?t he know that?s what women do??? Gab to their friends! We think that half a woman?s enjoyment over sex comes from being able to dish about it to her girlfriends the next day!

As usual when Aly?s about, the conversation with her and Wolv took on a very naughty nature! Man, do we love her! Evidently, Amnesiac Tara took exception to the dirty talk and decided it was not appropriate for Amthy?s ears. Now we love Amthy as much as the next person but do you really think that sexual innuendo is something that she actually comprehends??? We?re thinking that?s a giant ?NO?! What can you do, though? After all it is Amnesiac Tara and Amthy.

Soooo according to our sources the news that we are scheduled to take part in a dunking booth on the second night of Beltane is out as the brunette twin Spice was overheard mentioning it in the Inn to Awesome Alain, Eless, and Taneth! After several discussions with the naughty twin, we have indeed hesitantly agreed to celebrate Beltane in GRAND FASHION! To raise money for the Boys and Girls Club of RhyDin, we will become your victim in a dunking booth for the May 3rd festivities in the Marketplace! We sure hope it won?t be chilly that night! After all the drinking and dancing on Friday night in the Glen, come take aim at yours truly in the market on Saturday while partaking in some scrumptious treats and faaaaabulous games!

Speaking of Awesome Alain, he?s definitely having fun with life as one of RhyDin?s most eligible bachelors! He?s been seen with the brunette twin Spice on several occasions and Wednesday night he was flirting it up with PAARTY Girl Chase! He?s certainly starting to adopt a type ? young, frisky, and not at all looking for a relationship! The pair were actually seen leaving the Inn together in the late evening hours. Can you say ?booty call???? Well, well, well, they all are grown adults!

Smooooth Cowboy Jake sure seems to keep himself in some AWFULLY good company these days! He?s got so many beautiful birds knocking on his door, how will he ever choose amongst them??? Perhaps he simply won?t choose! He was seen exchanging a couple flirty lines with Hottie Hodge who we, unfortunately, haven?t seen in a while! It?s good to see her back in action! His pleasure didn?t end there! He was also seen in the company of that new little smoking hottie Molly who was overheard telling him just how much she?d like to see him nekkid! OMG, Cowboy!

LydiBane keeps on chugging! In fact, Luscious Lydia was spotted in the Outback Wednesday night mentioning to Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran that it makes her nervous to watch Cute Single Dad Bane in a ring! We find that cute! Cute Single Dad Bane was duking it out with Locke but Locke didn?t stop there. He took on Warlizard Bran later into the night as well! By the time Locke made it for his shift behind the bar in the Inn, he was pretty bruised and gimpy! We still think he?s MAJORLY hot! He?s love to brawl only makes him HOTTER!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-04-28 10:08 EST
April 28, 2008

Massage and a Conversation Thursday!

That Awesome Alain! He was seen flirting it up with the brunette twin Spice again Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn after having a late night the evening before with PAARTY Girl Chase! What?re we going to do with him, huh? Well, sit back and enjoy it! After she left to prepare for her shift with Tucker, he was actually seen riffling through a little black book. That boy has some MAJOR game!

In fact, later in the evening, while in the process of getting blitzed at the bar he was overheard telling PAARTY Girl Atalanta that PAARTY Girl Chase actually stayed over at his place! Are we the only ones petrified by a PAARTY Girl Chase/Awesome Alain pairing??? These two could rack up one hell of a bar tab together, couldn?t they??? PAARTY Girl Atalanta looked a wee bit concerned over the whole matter. As well she should be! Awesome Alain is certainly not the type of guy you want your daughter/best friend/sister to hook up with!

Her concern over PAARTY Girl Chase was nothing for the expression that crossed her face when Lil? Boy Blue Locke walked in! While he was dressed with his usual flair, we hear that he was quite battered and bruised and was walking with a limp. It seems that he?s been going all out in the Outback with little regard to his own safety! We hear that he?s getting quite good, though!

Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade isn?t doing Booze Sis Hina any favors! We hear that she freaked out Frat Boy Quinn by telling him that Hina loves him. We have a feeling that she meant ?adores? rather than is ?in love? but? well, we men are half-wits when it comes to the Big L Word. Frat Boy Quinn seems even antsy at the idea of dating Booze Sis Hina! What??? Come on. This boy is so not ready for any sort of commitment. We bet he?s the type that has a hard time buying a toothbrush because the thought of using it for a full month scares the you-know-what out of him!

It took both Tiny Tucker and Twin Spice to keep things running behind the bar due to the size of the crowd. However, things were made a bit more difficult by Tiny Tucker?s obvious distraction! We hear his eyes kept making their way back to the lovely Izira! He certainly made sure her drink didn?t run empty and she didn?t need anything all night long. We wonder how Doc Eva would feel knowing that her friend might just be moving in on her man???

The Other Woman Lain ALWAYS seems to keep HAWT company! We hear that she was throwing back shots in the company of two very pretty women who are sources were unfamiliar with. Iiiinteresting! We?ll certainly try to catch their names the next time they?re spotted. If they?re out drinking with T.O.W. Lain, you just know that they must be the sort of interesting that we here at the Gossip GangSTAR LOVE!

Oh, Lordy! We knew Antonio was smooth but we certainly didn?t expect for him to be able to move in on the lovely Eless quite so quickly! Evidently he was spotted in the Inn massaging her shoulders after quite the intimate little conversation. Have we mentioned yet how much WE LOVE THIS PAIRING??? It?s all much too much HAWT for use to be able to take!!! Mack on, Antonio! Mack on!

We hear that our dear, lovely Hottie Hodge may occasionally read our blog (?or the paper version of it at least). Therefore, we must say to her BEWARE OF AMNESIAC TARA!!! We hear that the pair was hanging out for quite some time in the Inn and, we must admit, that makes us quuuuuite nervous since we?ve decided that Amnesiac Tara?s brand of crazy is contagious. Keep the crazies at bay, Hottie Hodge!

In a battle of OLD OLD School vs The Young Guns, Jake Thrash (the half-orc brewer behind Red Orc Brewery which produces the incredibly popular Badsider Brew) took on Maria Graziano in some MADNESS action in the Inn?s basement dueling Arena Thursday night! Jake?s years and years of experience proved to be the deciding factor and he moved on to the next round! We hear that the duel will probably be the former baroness Maria?s last. Rumor has it that she has plans to expand her family and dueling and baby-incubating just don?t really go hand-in-hand.

Lil Black Book Senior Baroness Jaycy was looking very un-pregnant when she was seen entering hand-in-hand with her man (and opponent for the evening) Leo. Hmm! Shouldn?t she be showing by now??? Especially if she?s had several babies in the past??? We sure hope she didn?t conveniently get rid of this pregnancy. She?d be the type to right a wrong with another wrong! That girl?s a mess! She didn?t put up much of a fight against her man! Leo easily took her down to move on to the next round. While this could certainly be labeled an upset, Leo?s long absence from the Arena is one reason he ranked so low. He?s got quite the talent level!

More surprising has to be that commoner Capistrano totally pulled away from the holder of more than a few titles, Cassius! With P?Imp calling, the 14th ranked Capistrano took down the 6th rank Cassius with little trouble to move on to the Sweet Sixteen! INSANE! He?s totally a bracket buster and we love it! G?naughty G?nort tried to smooth talk his way past Myria Graziano but she wasn?t having ANY of that. In the end, it was his skill that allowed him to keep her out of a spoiler role!

OMG! We hear that the lovely Morgan invited The Gov MAN-tastic Matt, DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy, Taneth, and Jake over to her place for pancakes! What a fabulous little party??? What DO we have to do to get an invite to that shindig??? Morgan makes us droooool!

Marc Franco

Date: 2008-04-28 12:30 EST
April 28, 2008

Boooo on The Luscious One Friday!

As much trouble as we give her, we really do HEART The Other Woman Lain! She blew Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade?s mind Friday night when she pulled bacon out of her pocket for her pooches! TRASH-tastic Jade just couldn?t believe that T.O.W. Lain was carrying around bacon in her pocket. We LOVE it! T.O.W. Lain is just a little left of center and it makes her delightful. Plus, she seems to be a canine lover and, for that, we must commend her! A poochy salute! We think one of our sources overheard T.O.W. Lain talking to TRASH-tastic Jade about a new man in her life. We must know more!

As for Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade, she was overheard telling a small crowd that she has a date with DAKOTA STEELE! OMG! What happened to her Frat Boy friend??? Somehow we are just not the least bit surprised! In fact, we?re sure these two will hit it off brilliantly?. for at least a good solid month! Neither have a very good track record when it comes to sustaining relationships!

PAARTY Girl Atalanta and Lil Boy Blue Locke were seen whisking off for a private talk! He?s certainly been a good influence on her but the pair seem to be keeping this on the down low. It doesn?t surprise us that Lil Boy Blue Locke is the private sort. He seems to keep a lot close to his finely-tailored vest!

It?s certainly no surprise that Eless wound up at the bar while Antonio was serving, is it??? What is surprising is that it seems the evening was the first run-in between Eless and her former fiancee, Bad Boy Wil! The conversation was?. awkward to say the least. We hear that Eless looked a bit shaky after the conversation wrapped up but Potter Piper redeemed herself for some of her questionable decisions as of late! She was there to keep Eless company and lend her an ear. Good girl, Potter Piper!

Now we aren?t usually the type to say negative things about Alysia. To be honest, she downright frightens us!!! However, she was overheard making quite the racist remark about dwarves! She referred to them as ?wicked, foul creatures?. That?s certainly not the talk of a lady!!! Tsk, tsk, tsk, Alysia! Even the walls have ears, even the walls have ears?.

Peredhil sure does like those Smith girls! Now we were pretty sure he fancied Ballerina Katarina but it was Juliane that he was hanging out with into the wee hours. He certainly had quite a few compliments for the pretty blonde artist. Not that complimenting her is a difficult matter! Jolyon was also present but kept his distance. Although, both boys really seem to fancy the Smith girls, we have a feeling that they know there?s enough to go around for the both of them!

Taneth seems to think that we will dance with her at the Beltane festival and was overheard telling Antonio that as well. Aw! How we?d love to be Taneth?s dancing partner! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make the dance this upcoming Friday. We doubt Taneth will have much room on her dance card anyway! Instead, you can catch us in a dunking booth in the Market on Saturday night! For a silver to The Boys and Girls Club of RhyDin, you can try to mess up our gorgeous pink locks! We do promise Taneth one HECK of a (probably wet) hug if she comes out for Saturday night?s festivities.

Baron of the Old Market district G?naughty G?nort got one HECK of a lecture about spanking young women from Hunky Carpenter Glenn! It seems that he was NOT at all thrilled to hear that Baron G?naughty G?nort laid his hands on his girlfriend Cutey Carley?s tush! Really, would anybody be thrilled to hear that? Lord only knows where his hands have been! Before the argument could come to blows (which we really would like to have seen!) Luscious Lydia stepped in to defuse the situation. Booooo! Booooo! Boooooo, we say!