Water War Wednesday!

In typical Dearest Moopsie Risa fashion, she provided a room full of drunks and nut jobs a full box of water guns during her shift. No way for that to go terribly wrong, right??? It certainly led to quite the water fight of which D.M. Risa was certainly an integral part. We?re pretty sure that she?s crazy but it?s certainly a fun sort of crazy!

Darkmere was quick to grab a gun and quick to aim it at some rather? well, curvaceous females, including Aja. He?s been seen quite a few times in her company since her return and now he?s trying to soak her with a water gun??? Does his wife have something to be concerned about??? Aja doesn?t seem like the husband-stealing type but we have a hard time that she?d pass up the opportunity if it came a-knocking on her door!

Grumbling Grem and Mad Cow Kazzy were COMPLETELY unconcerned by the water fight around them. As seems to becoming a nightly ritual for them, the pair was far too busy doing some hardcore macking on one another! Hormones are certainly flying fast and loose! We wonder how long before she?s unfortunately knocked up!

Johnny took over for Risa behind the bar for his first shift after being away for so long! It was FANTASTIC to see him behind the bar and even more FANTASTIC to see his lovely wife, Sianna, hanging out there to keep him company. Johnny didn?t need much distraction! His first night back behind the bar was pretty darn CRAZY! There was no need to worry about Sianna keeping busy because Lirssa was acting as her social director for the night. We hear she introduced Sianna to Kid Not-Doc Anya. We bet those two ladies could be fast friends!

Peredhil seemed downright thrilled to see his good friend Johnny back behind the bar! These two were friends long before Peredhil started hooking up with Johnny?s sister, Juliane. And while hooking up with your best friend?s sister is usually a conflict in a friendship, Johnny seems to have given the relationship his seal of approval. We don?t get it at all considering that Peredhil doesn?t have a job!!! Come on, Johnny! You can?t let your sister hook up with just any bum! You?ve got to make sure he can provide for her! What silly nonsense!

Jochin and Crazy Train Tara certainly seem to be getting close. We wonder if he?s actually falling for her! He does know he?s just one of many, right??? We?re not entirely convinced. In fact, we think that she might actually be getting to him! He was seen kissing her cheek as he left and inviting her over to his place later!!! You know C.T. Tara! She?s never one to pass up on sex with someone other than her husband! We?re sure she was there with bells on.

Kid Not-Doc Anya and her new friend, Sivanna, continue to be hard at work pressing their friends into providing items for the auction that will support Riverview Clinic! Kid Not-Doc Anya seems determined to make her clinic so well funded that all who need health care but cannot afford it can receive it! It seems like a tiresome task to us but more power to them for putting their time and energy into it!!! Whatever you two ladies would like from us, we?re willing to provide!

Sullen Sal and Deliciously Sinful Sin certainly run with some pretty fine womenfolk! Sullen Sal was seen hanging out with the pretty Val to discuss her man troubles. Sal?s advice to her was to DUMP HIM!!! Maybe her man will dump her after all that cuddling she did with Sullen Sal. We think these two date one another just as a cover so they can mack on any of the beautiful women that are always flocking to them!

Oh my goodness, oh my goodness! Our sources have reported back to us that Lucky Lawyer Lucien was seen in a major lip lock laaaate into Wednesday night with?. you?re never going to guess it? The World?s Hottest Helston Fio! NO LIE!!! What was T.W.H.H. Fio doing kissing L.L. Lucien??? We are FLOORED!!! She certainly didn?t seem offended by being dipped in kiss! In fact, she was an active participant! We wonder what Psycho Skid has to say about that!

Overheard Around Town!

- ?This Jake character can?t take a little criticism? Sure thing, tell him Jochin Nagadari said he?d rather drink fresh half-troll, half-dragon, anthro fox vomit any day o?the week. And you can quote me on that.? Oooh. Them there words from Jochin are going to get him in MAJOR trouble. Somebody should tell the boy that you don?t mess with Red Orc Brewery and you certainly DO NOT mess with Jake Thrash!

- ?An? fer the record I would be willin? tae ?old any other part o? ye Tonio can ?ave yer ?eart.? The Dread Pirate Robert to Kid Not-Doc Anya. It seems Robert hasn?t lost his touch for being a perv!

- ?I have a limit on important things I can remember. It?s, like, one and a half. I remember my name and to put the toilet seat down. But nooooooooo. That?s not enough for some people. I have to remember to put pants on before I go outside too.? We?d actually prefer the pants to Hilarious Harris remembering his name.

- ?Robert, I am leaving him in your capable hands. Please try real hard to avoid getting my boyfriend drunk enough where he catches syphilis or some other God-forsaken communicable disease.? Crazy Train Tara upon leaving one of her many boyfriends to drink with Robert.

- ?I?m thinking cheap motel, two women, a bottle of tequila and a jealous boyfriend. Take it as you will.? Awesome Alain?s take on how Deliciously Sinful Sin will die.

- ?Just you wait, I?m going to have a Pauly Shore movie night slash Backstreet Boys dance party and no one else is going to be invited. Except Kazzy? because she needs to be educated with the epic.? Wow, Lizzie. We don?t think anybody else would WANT to come to be put through the double horror of Pauly Shore AND the Backstreet Boys.

- ?I dunno. Wife won?t let me cut him open and count the rings. Something about him not being a tree.? Hilarious Harris to Aja when she asked how old his son was.

- ?You could steal all the whiskey and nuke the bar, and the Red Dragon?d still make money.? So says Awesome Alain but we have a feeling that Head Pussy Cat Panther would prefer you didn?t test the theory!

- ?If I were you, Mrs. Sianna, I wouldn?t let anyone dally with my sister-in-law. I mean, I know it happens all the time in Rhydin, but I always thought Miss Juliane was one of the?well?not a pantsjumper, if you know what I mean.? Lirssa needs a one-way ticket to charm school! On the double!

- ?Tara ye know where tae find me when ye wan? some friggin? in the riggin?.? Classy, Dread Pirate Robert. Very, very classy.

Papa Tasha Saturday!

Well, well, well, Lucky Lang! If you really are engaged we have a feeling that your little lady will NOT be happy with what we have to report! We hear that Lucky Lang was seen in the Inn early Saturday night getting awfully close to a mystery woman! The pair did a couple of shots of tequila and some hardcore flirting. We suppose this could be his wife-to-be but we weren?t getting that vibe. What a little troublemaker!

We hear that one guest in particular really shocked Den Mama Sid with his presence! Scottie certainly didn?t look too pleased! The mystery man arrived with Tasha and we hear that he was overheard refering to her as his daughter! Sex Pot Kitty was also quuuuite cranky at Tasha?s Papa! She was overheard speaking harshly to him but Old Man Tass did not seem disturbed. We MUST find out who this fellow is and what he?s done to tick off some of RhyDin?s elite!!!

Later in the night Hilarious Harris was overheard telling Sex Pot Kitty that he had voted for her?. and we?re assuming that he meant for governor, not May Queen (btw, Deliciously Sinful Sin for May Queen! Fantastic idea!). S.P. Kitty reminded him that she hadn?t run this time around but stated that if she ever ran again she?d appoint him as in charge of his campaign. Uh, scary??? We love the idea of S.P. Kitty as governor again but we abhor the idea of Hilarious Harris having anything to do with it!!!

The Arena was a hive of activity Saturday night as Overlord Tormay called duels for some newcomers to the rings! We hear that even the likes of Sullen Sal and Michiko made appearances in the rings and Our Darling Taneth was seen embracing the former Baron, Maria! Regular faces like Neo and Aja were thrilled to see the Arena so active for the first time in a long time. Could we be standing on the cusp of a reemergence of the duels??? We sure hope so! You know what a big fan of the sports that we are!

Results Are In Monday!

It seems Aja?s made fast work of finding a new man! We?re pretty darn sure that she came to town single but she certainly doesn?t seem single these days! She?s been seen a couple times in the presence of a man named Nikki and it seems that they?re getting awfully close awfully quickly. We sure hope she takes it nice and slow because she?s already been burned at least once! You women have got to take the time to get to know these guys!!!

We hear that White Knight Julian was schooling some of the Inn patrons on dueling history! We had no idea he was so knowledgeable. He becomes hotter and hotter to us EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. In fact, he seemed to know much more about the sport than one of it?s new converts, Kid Not-Doc Anya. She?s certainly getting herself a nice sized ego after some initial success in the rings. We?re starting to hope that one of the Arena or Outback?s old bad ass women (you know the type that would stomp another woman in the face and then laugh at her) show up just to bring her down a peg!!! We?re really missing those trash-talking men and women of old!

Jokin? Jochin might be a pretty face but he sure as heck ain?t the brightest bulb! When Crazy Train Tara asked his help in searching for an invisible man, he asked what the man looked like?.. uh, INVISIBLE!!!! OMG! These two give us a migrane! She introduced J. Jochin to both her ?daddies? ? Head DeAuster Lucius and Lucky Lawyer Lucien. The two of them should get together and collectively decide to lock her in a well-secured basement until they can figure out some way to make her behave!

Some of RhyDin?s finest passed through the doors of the Outback to congratulate the Gov MAN-tastic Matt on his second term, including Neo, Aja, and Kid Not-Doc Anya! But it was Lil? Miss Anger Management Jewell who was the first to pay her respects?. and she was AGAIN overheard saying that the Dread Pirate Stephen left her. In fact, she?s claiming he was attacked by sirens and that she hasn?t heard a word from him since! Iiiiinteresting! We?re shocked that these two haven?t seen each other since D.P. Stephen?s return to RhyDin. In fact, it seemed that she didn?t even know he was alive until Kid Not-Doc Anya mentioned seeing him in the Arena talking to Crazy Train Tara several days before.

Ooooh! C.T. Tara didn?t even bother telling L.M.A.M. Jewell??? Now THERE?S something to fight about!

Unfortunately, L.M.A.M. Jewell didn?t allow her anger to fester (?but give it time, it will and we?ll love the EXPLOSION) and instead buried herself in the warm embrace of Ms. Wyh Not who was also present and accounted for in the Outback to congratulate the governor on his reelection. We HEART her despite all the time she spends with L.M.A.M. Jewell!

There was almost a DoD reunion as the members filtered in to give Matt his due and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy could not be any happier! DoD-er Charlie, DoD-er The Original Sassy Pants Eve, and DoD-er Real Estate Mogul Rena all passed through the Outback?s doors and congratulated their sister in decadence?s husband on his second term! The only one missing was our beloved DoD-er PJ!!! Oh, how we miss the gossip she created!

Morally Deprived Wednesday!

OMG! None other than Locke was behind the bar Wednesday night! It seems he took some time from the fashion world to return behind the bar? and what a night to do it! Deliciously Sinful Sin was in the house and picking up the tab for all in order to celebrate or commiserate the loss of the election! That?s the D.S. Sin that we know ? go out in STYLE! So, it only makes sense that he had to have the most stylish tender of the bunch!

White Knight Julian and the Overlord?s Mother Topaz seemed AWFULLY friendly as they both sipped down coffee. In fact, our sources say that the conversation bordered on flirtatious! Iiiiiinteresting! Could White Knight Julian be giving up on SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee??? Could there be trouble in the Overlord?s Mother Topaz?s marriage??? We know that there was definitely chemistry sparking!

Ooooh! We like female swords? drama and it seems we have one heck of a juicy slice of it! It seems that the Overlord?s Mother Topaz is considering taking on Aja as a student! Doesn?t seem like big news, right? Well, Aja has made no bones about the fact that she has her eyes on and her heart set on Real Estate Mogul Rena?s ring since it is the one that Aja?s brother held for years! R.E.M. Rena belongs to the same dueling house as the O.M. Topaz! So, in short, R.E.M. Rena?s friend will be teaching Aja how to bring down R.E.M. Rena! R.E.M. Rena doesn?t seem too terribly upset but we?ll see how this one plays out!

OMG! What we wouldn?t have given to be hanging out on the couch Wednesday night! We hear that Den Mama Sid was seen chatting with Crazy Train Tara and her husband Vasaris! And he certainly was in rare form! Our sources claim to have spotted D.M. Sid mixing up quite the concoction for Vasaris to drink. Word is that it included gym socks and turpentine. Uh, wow. We?re not quite sure what he did to tick her off but we know that we?ll be awfully nice to Den Mama Sid from now on!!!

She took a break from her drink preparing to do some hip grinding against?. BLUE Mish?!?! What in the world??? We still believe this is an utter LIE!

We hear that Derby Girl Sami and BLUE Mish were later overheard attempting to describe Brale to Eleanor. We also hear that she looked a wee bit surprised. Yes, Eleanor, they really are as raunchy and morally deprived as they seem! Please do us all a favor and find some new friends! You seem like much too classy of a broad to be spending your time with BLUE Mish!

Speaking of raunchy and morally deprived, no other than Raunchy Reap is back in town! No lie! The homecomings should have ended last month, huh??? He was unchanged. There was plenty of ale drinking and he was thrilled to hear about the upcoming jello wrestling.

Maybe Aja isn?t completely taken by her guy! She was certainly doing a LOT of flirting with Randy Rix laaate into Wednesday night. The pair clearly had not seen each other in some time but she made no bones about how much she missed him! In fact, she was overheard saying in no uncertain terms that she would like to see him in the buff! OMG! We love it!

Marking the Territory Friday!

Was that Awesome Alain and Kid Not-Doc Anya flirting it up Friday night at the bar??? Who would have guessed that one! No, no. Wait. Actually, we think it makes perfect sense. Kid Not-Doc Anya soooo has COUGAR MATERIAL written all over her! Merchant Antonio is just a pit stop before she seeks the young and nubile males that the Inn has to offer. Go get them, girlfriend!

A new girl named May seems to have quite the thing for Randy Rix! She was overheard going on and on about him to Aja Friday night. OMG! Will these girls never learn??? Seriously, somebody needs to get this girl a bunch of back issues of our fantastic ?rag?!!! Randy Rix is the kind of man you bed because your bored and you certainly don?t think about him after that because he?s probably moved on to another woman?s bed. We can?t even imagine how many women he?s been linked with just in this blog!!! But, whatever, chick! If you?re silly enough to test those waters all the better gossip for us!

Ewwww! The World?s Hottest Helston Fio gets crazier by the day!!! Friday night she was seen chugging down Crazy Train Tara?s ?red pop? as T.W.H.H. Fio called it (and, yes, we are refering to what you think we?re refering to). Even C.T. Tara seemed a bit surprise that T.W.H.H. Fio chugged it down without a second thought. She then returned to some god awful screeching that she and C.T. Tara refered to as ?singing?. OMG! What is wrong with that girl??? Fortunately for her, crazy?s never looked so pretty.

Later in the night she was seen hanging out with Sex Pot Kitty who always seems to have a way of keeping T.W.H.H. Fio?s craziness to a minimum. Men seemed to be the subject of the night as the pair discussed everything from how Tass is ?crumpled? (which, according to T.W.H.H. Fio, means that he?s comfy and doesn?t seem to have anything to do with erectile disfunction as we originally thought) to Vasaris placing spies in the Inn to keep an eye on C.T. Tara. If he is they are doing a HORRENDOUS job!

We hear that Potter Piper and Real Estate Mogul Rena were seen catching up together but that didn?t keep Potter Piper busy enough evidently! Our sources SWEAR that they caught her making eyes across the room at none other than GRUMBLING GREM!!! This boy is certainly getting AROUND these days! Grumbling Grem joined the ladies by the hearth and had quite the little conversation going with Potter Piper before Mad Cow Kazzy waltzed right in and took a seat in his lap right in front of the women! Well, for Pete?s sake, why not just lift a leg and pee on him for all the subtlety that move held!?!?! That?s certainly one way to mark your territory!

Marvelous Mira was seen chatting with Manly Mason and she looked beat! Isn?t it about time for True to marry that girl so she doesn?t have to work a job that?s so tiring!!! She?s far too pretty to have to deal with such nonsense all day. If he doesn?t move quickly that girl just may get snatched up! It?s a shame that Manly Mason isn?t intelligent enough to do the job himself!

Dinner and a Cruise Sunday!

Mad Cow Kazzy was up to her usual antics in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night! We hear that she was busy showing off her skating tricks to Grumbling Grem and The World?s Hottest Helston Fio. M.C. Kazzy is actually getting pretty good and, we do have to admit, she looks pretty HAWT in her work attire! Her audience wasn?t as impressed! T.W.H.H. Fio was actually seen leading Grumbling Grem into the women?s bathroom! OH MY!

Young Knight Roland was overheard telling Kid Not-Doc Anya that Awesome Alain?s barony is hosting peace negotiations between the leaders of Renna?s homeland. That, however, is not news in and of itself. What shocks us is that Renna is mediating the peace negotiations?. uh, what??? This can?t possibly be true!!! We can?t imagine the Renna we know even taking time out of her busy schedule of chaos and destruction to think about the concept of peace! CRAZY!

Ohz Noooooz! It seems the Brale Brothers are back together AGAIN! Brale Brother Reap and Brale Brother Baker were reunited at the bar Sunday night. Birds sang. Fireworks exploded. All was right with the city for at least a half an hour. Once they remembered there was women jello wrestling, however, they made a beeline for the Great Hall! In fact, we?re not entirely sure they?ve ever moved that fast in their whole miserable, ale-infested existences.

Kid Not-Doc Anya was spotted engaged in a pretty heavy discussion with Lucky Lawyer Lucien! The conversation was most definitely of a private nature and we?re guessing that it wasn?t personal. L.L. Lucien has been handling K.N-D. Anya?s defense against the lawsuit that has been filed against her. We?re not sure just how grave the news was but L.L. Lucien certainly didn?t look too happy!

The World?s Hottest Helston Fio spent a big chunk of her night at Deliciously Sinful Sin?s side. There?s something we reeeeaaally like about the two of them! They combine crazy and HAWT with such tremendous potential. Perhaps there?s no romantic future (although with D.S. Sin we don?t think it?s a good idea to rule anything out) but we sure love to see them together as often as possible because you just know that naughtiness is brewing! Awful Ali was also hanging out with the pair but he seemed to be in a relatively good mood?. which is actually sort of frightening!

We hear that Saucy Serena and Prof. Jolyon were seen engaging in a very awkward and serious appearing conversation. No, no, no. We?re not even going to go there! We just REFUSE to believe he could be so silly as to trust a girl like that!

There are some fabulous business women that frequent the Inn! Aja surprised us by suggesting that she might be one too! She was overheard inviting Merchant Antonio and Kid Not-Doc Anya to a trial run of her new business ? a dinner cruise! How fantastic! Would that not be the perfect date??? Dinner and a cruise around the seas surrounding RhyDin! We totally HEART the idea and we?re positive that it?ll make Aja a small fortune!

Angry Siren Monday!

Aja is such a little she-devil! It seems that NEITHER of her children are the products of her union with her husband. According to what she told Sivanna Monday night, BOTH of them are love children with her current man, Nikki, as their father. We?re dying to know if her teenage kids know that! Lying about who your father is for 15 years tends not to go over very well. We?d love to be a fly on the wall for that conversation! ?So kids I cheated on the man you think is your father so many times over the years that I could never be sure if your father was my husband or my lover.? Claaaassy!

Huh. We are pretty darn confused! Our sources caught Saucy Serena hanging out with Awesome Alain in the evening hours of Monday night and things certainly seemed pretty chummy between them. Actually, forget chummy, we think it was down right flirtatious! Who flirts so freely with the guy that dumped them a couple weeks earlier? We?re wondering if the rumors of a break-up were just some giant joke. It certainly would be like the two of them to toy with us! Awesome Alain was only seen with Derby Girl Sami once and although Saucy Serena has kept herself with fine male company pretty steadily there?s nobody new in her life. We will definitely have to watch this!

The World?s Hottest Tender Tucker was spotted sharing some bourbon with the lovely Eleanor! Yep, the very same Eleanor that has been spending a good deal of her time with BLUE Mish these days. Isn?t that an interesting dynamic! Two very different men! We could actually see her and T.W.H.T. Tucker together. That isn?t too far fetched at all. Hey, Eleanor, if you?re a fan (and, after all, isn?t everybody???) Tucker tends on Thursday nights! Be there!

Sex Pot Kitty seemed awfully concerned about The World?s Hottest Helston Fio! IT?S ABOUT TIME!!! The girl has only been falling apart for months. It seems that T.W.H.H. Fio lost her temper and S.P. Kitty decided it was out of the norm for her?. but everything else that T.W.H.H. Fio does is normal behavior??? We have a feeling that the conversation was in regards to the blow-up that she and Booze Sis Hina had the night previous! If so then T.W.H.H. Fio was soooo in the right! B.S. Hina said some preeeetty nasty things! Sex Pot Kitty and Old Man Tass did NOT seem happy. B.S. Hina better watch her back!

We hear that Lil? Miss Anger Management Jewell was overheard telling a friend that her husband, the Dread Pirate Stephen, was ?lost at sea to a group of angry sirens?! Well, whatever helps you sleep at night! He certainly didn?t seem lost the other night when he was wrestling with a girl in a pool full of jello or a couple nights before that when he was offering to show some girl the full monty or a couple nights before that when he was hugging on some fine, young women! L.M.A.M. Jewell just can?t seem to accept that she couldn?t keep her man.

Screw Mr. Right! L.M.A.M. Jewell seems on the look-out for Mr. Rebound! She was seen flirting pretty heavily with some mystery guy and even overheard telling him that they will have to meet in the future in a less public location. Get it, girl!

Meet the Parents Wednesday!

With the Booze Sisters seemingly having mostly grown up and moved on, there seems to be a new crop of trashy girls eager to let the world know what easy lays they are! Sidonie is most certainly one of them. That girl?s got a new man for every day of the week. Wednesday night she was seen drinking straight from a whiskey bottle and macking hardcore on Avery but not letting that stop her from eyeing every other nugget that swaggered his way through the door. Confidence is hot but any woman that spend 25% of her time talking about how hot and smart she is really isn?t the least bit confidence. That?s some serious over compensating. She gets a big giant NOT HOT from us!

It seems that the Dread Pirates Robert and Stephen have been reunited! We suppose that it was too much to ask that their crass behavior and debauchery should never be allowed to combine again. At least they picked a target that could handle their ridiculousness ? SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee! They spent their time at the Inn drinking straight from a keg and bothering her but she did not let those boys get away with much with her! Sidonie and the rest could learn a thing or two from her about how to be sexy while still having RESPECT for yourself!

Wow! We?re not exactly sure what Boy Toy Brandon and Darkmere said to Booze Sister Hina but it reduced her to tears! Neither looked too terribly upset when she stormed out sobbing and there wasn?t anybody rushing to soothe her feelings. Perhaps somebody finally staged an intervention with her for her neediness issues! This girl is in desperate need of a nice long year without men. It?s really a shame because she used to be our favorite of the Booze Sisters. We?re not entirely sure what happened to her while we were away but she?s certainly not the confident, classy woman she used to be!

Speaking of confidence (but certainly not class)?. OMG! OMG! OMG! Badsider Spokesmodel PJ Ramirez was back to her old tricks Wednesday night in the Inn! How fantastic! We?re not the only ones to think that either. Real Estate Mogul Rena was absolutely tickled (or what passes for absolutely tickled for her) to see her dear friend! The Dread Pirate Robert also seemed very? happy to make her acquaintance. It certainly seemed like Randy Rix was awfully happy to see her as well! She was always able to get his blood pumping! May who??? May was indeed present but Randy Rix had a hard time keeping his attention off of Badsider Babe PJ! In fact, he even went to check on her after a confrontation between her and her ex Gage spilled out into the alley. Juuuust a matter of time! PJ?s the best female PLAYER the Inn has EVER seen!

And her student in the art of using men, Saucy Serena, has been spending quite a bit of time with Prof. Jolyon? and we do NOT approve! This has heartbreak written allll over it! And we certainly haven?t forgotten, Chief Mischief Maker Eless, that YOU were the one that introduced the good, sweet Professor to that player!!! WE BLAME YOU!!! Lirssa seems on the job, though. We hear that she interrogated Saucy Serena a bit. Love it! Good for Mighty Mouse Lirssa!

Everything looks good between Johnny and his lovely wife Sianna! Johnny was back behind the bar going right back to rivaling Tucker as the hottest tender while Sianna chatted with their friends. After all the rumors that were floating around, it?s good to see them together and happy! Sianna was also doing her best to keep Lirssa in line which really should be somebody?s full-time job. If anybody can do it, though, Mama Hen Sianna can! Oh, look. We FINALLY figured out a nickname for her!

WOW! Things are reaaaally getting serious between Lil? Boy Blue Locke and Ballerina Katarina! In fact, he told Johnny that he took her home to meet the ?rents over Easter!!! It seems things were a bit awkward but when are they ever completely smooth when you introduce your filly to your parents??? We are still hoping for a double wedding between Peredhil and Juliane and L.B.B. Locke and Ballerina Katarina! How fantastic would that be???

Poor Darling Taneth was having a bit of a difficult night as it seemed she got doused with a bit of Overlord Tormay?s fairy dust and couldn?t stop floating! Ooooh, really??? We?re dying to know what they were doing when Overlord Tormay?s fairy dust ended up on Darling Taneth!!! Could there be a bit of naughty in those two cute kids? Perhaps that wedding should be expedited!!!

It seems that May isn?t waiting for Randy Rix to leave her for B.B. PJ! Laaaaate into the night Wednesday night (or should we say eaaaarly Thursday morning???) she was seen engaging in some raunchy flirting with the King of Raunchy himself ? Brale Brother Reap! Well, she certainly seems to have a certain type of guy that she goes after, doesn?t she???

Hugging Lesson Friday!

How fabulous! We hear that our Darling Taneth told some mystery woman that she must have hugging lessons and Darling Taneth offered to be the teacher. The mystery woman didn?t looked too terribly thrilled by the prospect but we have a feeling that she?s on a very short list for that! We would loooove to get hugging lessons from Darling Taneth. She is too adorable for words!

Awful Ali was looking quite rough Friday night in the Inn! We hear that he had a pronounced limp and was sporting stitches on his face! Maybe he had that run-in with Pyscho Skid after all! The World?s Hottest Helston Fio seemed undeterred! She was by his side most of the night and the pair were seen whispering together for quite a while. He was even seen touching her later into the night. Iiiiinteresting. We hear that Sex Pot Kitty was keeping quite the close eye on the pair. We wonder what she thinks about this!

Kid Not-Doc Anya told Svelte Sylvia that the lawsuit against her and Riverview Clinic is NOT going well so far. We hear that Lucky Lawyer Lucien is still on the case but that there is no progress as of yet. We?re dying to see how this one ends up. This city needs Riverview Clinic and K.N-D. Anya is a huuuuge part of that! We sure hope that this lawsuit dies quickly so that she can get back to the work of patching people up!

Backstabber Sunday!

Awww! Could there possibly be anything more adorable than Lucky Lawyer Lucien and Yummy Ewan sitting together discussing how fantastic marriage is??? We think not!!! The pair had a couple drinks and talked about the greatest adventure is in being a husband and father! Although, it seems that they both agree that a close second is having to keep up with Svelte Sylvia. It seems that she?s been up to a good deal of trouble and could possibly be in some political hot water! We?re sure Yummy Ewan can get her out of it!

Has the love triangle finally ended??? SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen entering with Black Knight Verin and White Knight Julian had new company in the form of a beautiful young woman. We hear her name is Rhian and W.K. Julian was certainly tending to her every need. Iiiinteresting! We have a feeling that SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee will NOT take this lying down! She will have her cake and eat it to. No pretty little thing will get in her way of that! Rhian and W.K. Julian better watch out!

We hear that Mini-Franker Cor got into it with his ex, Saucy Serena, AGAIN Sunday night! They break up months and months ago and are fine with each other and then all of a sudden they start arguing??? That?s incredibly odd. There?s obviously still some passion floating around in the air. Perhaps this is just a precursor to some steamy reunion??? We sure hope so. Maybe it?ll stop M-F Cor from hitting on everything in a skirt and it?ll stop Saucy Serena from ruining every good gentleman in RhyDin!

The World?s Hottest Helston Fio was seen chasing a chicken.

?yeah, that?s really all we have to say about that.

We hear that M-F Cor and the Dread Pirate Stephen had a quick exchange of words as well! It seems that the Dread Pirate Stephen took exception to being called a ?man whore?. We?re surprised he didn?t take it as a compliment. The confrontation didn?t last long as D.P. Stephen got distracted by Kid Not-Doc Anya! Yep, you read that right!

THEY KISSED!!! No lie. The Dread Pirate Stephen and Kid Not-Doc Anya kissed! We can?t even begin to describe the many ways this is wrong. First of all, she?s engaged to Merchant Antonio! Second of all, isn?t she supposed to be friends with Lil? Miss Anger Management Jewell??? Oh, we so hope that L.M.A.M. Jewell goes postal on her ass! That was absolutely, positively not cool! You so do not kiss the man who abandoned your friend and you certainly don?t do it while you?re supposed to be with another man! We sure hope she enjoyed that kiss because it could cost her at least a friendship if not the nice set-up she?s got with Merchant Antonio as well.

Reality Check Brandon is just surrounded by women who need more help than he can provide! As Booze Sis Hina was flirting it up with D.P. Stephen, he told her she was a ?lost cause?. Yes, she is! Now if he?d only discover the same thing out about his girlfriend he might have a chance to move on and get a real, lasting relationship. B.S. Hina tried telling him that she was just teasing and would never really have a thing for D.P. Stephen. We don?t buy it either, R.C. Brandon! Stick to your guns, son!

Did Reap actually refer to Eleanor as his ?wife???? We sure hope that we misunderstood the conversation! From what our sources gather, he told Marvelous Mira to go ask his wife for money for the flowers that he wanted to buy. Marvelous Mira looked pretty darn surprised as were we! We wonder what BLUE Mish will think of this??? By the by, we heard that True was there pushing Marvelous Mira?s flowers. There?s a man who sure supports his girl!

OMG! Break-up of the Year Tuesday!

We so had no idea that Playboy Shane was even dating anyone but it appears that he was indeed and it did NOT end well Tuesday night!!!! Well? let?s start from the beginning. It seems that Playboy Shane (despite all his womanizing ways) was dating a girl named Jacinta all along. She must be the type to bury her head in the sand if she put up with his antics for so long? but moving right along? it seems that Jacinta has a sister ? the uber slutty Sidonie. Jacinta stormed into the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night in a huff to confront her sister (who was hanging out with her man of the hour, Avery) for showing up in town without telling her.

?And, oh, how the tables turned! It seems that Jacinta had been LYING to Playboy Shane by telling him that she?s been incredibly sick! Well, Sidonie threw her under the carriage by telling Playboy Shane that Jacinta is NOT sick! That she?s been lying about how ill she is! For his attention! She evidently was afraid that he would leave her if he thought that she was healthy!

OMG! That?s so horribly wrong but we absolutely LOVE it! Now is lying about being deathly ill more crazy or less crazy than lying about being knocked up???

And then? get this? right SMACK DAB in the middle of the Inn, Playboy Shane tells her to get her things out of his place! No amount of tears helped Jacinta make it up. And Playboy Shane was only interested in heading out with Reality Check Brandon for some bro time. We have a feeling there was mass amounts of alcohol and some slutty strippers involved!

And by the way, can you believe how Sidonie just sold out her sister like that??? BRUTAL!

There hasn?t been an Inn break-up that good in years!!! And really everything else that happened Tuesday night was a major bore comparatively speaking. But we?ll do our best to give you some highlights and lowlights.

Real Estate Mogul Rena was again seen in Prof. Jolyon?s company. We don?t care about all the other rumors swirling. We are absolutely sure that these two have a thing for one another. We hear that they chatted for quite some time. This one is right up R.E.M. Rena?s alley. We shall see!

There?s two new hot chicks that we?ve failed to mention in recent entries but should definitely make it into your little black book. Their names are Lilli and Niamh. Lilli is the busty redhead sort while Niamh has this cute girl-next-door thing going on. Both are a pair of hotties and have definitely raised some eyebrows among the male population! We hear that Lilli may in fact be going to Beltane with none other than Brale Brother Reap. Gag us!

You?re never going to guess who was spotted in the Inn Tuesday night! None other than May Queen candidate FIERCE Aly! It seems that she finally took some time out of her busy schedule of looking sexy, dressing in ridiculously over the top outfits, and being Wolv?s arm candy to show her face in the Inn. And what a fabulous face it is! She seemed quite shocked over the possibility that she might be May Queen and was heard discussing the situation with Darkmere. Considering who the other candidates are this year, we?re really not all that surprised. It seems that it is to be the year of the Alternative May Queen!

Rock of Your Soul Wednesday!

Well, our sources scored right out of the starting gate Wednesday night! The very first thing they had to report was that Darcy was seen sitting in the lap of Reality Check Brandon! OMG! What is he thinking??? If he?s tired of PAARTY GIRL Chase?s partying ways why would he take up with the one girl in the Inn that just may need more therapy and rehab than P.G. Chase??? We have a feeling that P.G. Chase will NOT be happy that her friend was sitting in her man?s lap? or at least we?re hoping that she?s NOT happy about it!

Brale Brother Baker was up to his usual nonsense. He really should not be allowed around young, stupid women. We hear that without even trying he convinced Darcy to make him brale jello. You?ve GOT to be kidding us here! Ridiculous! Have these women no dignity??? Le sigh.

OMG! OMG! Lil? Miss Anger Management Jewell and the Dread Pirate Stephen in the same room??? Well, it happened Wednesday night! There wasn?t any fireworks, though! None at all. We do not like this L.M.A.M. Jewell! What in the world has happened to you??? The old you would have kicked his you-know-what! He totally deserved it too! Blah. L.M.A.M. Jewell was actually on her best behavior and even invited her ex over to see the children since her mini-nation of children have evidently missed the smelly pirate.

We hear that L.M.A.M. Jewell did get into it with Old Man Tass later into the night when he attempted to give her a hug. It seems that she did NOT want anybody?s sympathy. We HEART misplaced anger and L.M.A.M. Jewell is certainly the queen of that!

We do so love Ballerina Katarina! We hear that she took some time away from Locke who she had come into the Inn with to express her condolences to Jolyon for the loss of his friend. She is such a dear! She and Locke are getting awfully close, no??? He?s not exactly the type we think that Head of the House Johnny would pick for his dear cousin. We wonder how he feels about this match. We?re dying to know how it ends up. Locke seems the type that?ll make the circuit before settling down so we?re not too entirely sure that this one has marriage written all over it.

Evidently Kid Not-Doc Anya was whining about how we got it alllll wrong and that she hasn?t been macking on other men. Sure. Right. Whatev! However, when K.N-D. Anya asked her friends to guess who she had been linked with recently in our blog, Sivanna got it right on the first try. So, K. N-D. Anya, if your friends are saying it and we?re saying it maybe it?s time you take a look at your own behavior, no??? As for Sivanna we?re hearing that she?s been seen spending time with several different men. We?re definitely going to start keeping an eye out for that!

Michiko was overheard on multiple occasions saying that she is not dating Awesome Alain. Alain, Alain, Alain, Alain, Alain. That name is certainly on her lips an awfully lot, is it not??? The lady doth protest too much, methinks. She can go on from now until infinitely talking about how much she doesn?t love Alain but we?re not buying a split second of it!

Mokksha made the rounds showing off her engagement ring Wednesday night. The rock is evidently some sort of ?soul gem? so that she always has a piece of her man?s soul with her. Uhhh, creepy much??? For future reference, men of RhyDin, stick with diamonds. They really are a woman?s best friend. She was quick to invite the entire community to the wedding on Saturday. Obviously, she doesn?t know any better.

Sugar Daddy Thursday!

Playboy Shane?s living up being a free man! He was doing some MAJOR flirting with that new girl Lilli, asking Darcy out on a date, and flashing those dashing blue eyes at the other cute new girl, Niamh! Watch out ladies! This is a man on the prooooowl! It seems that Niamh might possibly be taken already. We hear that she?s been seen spending a lot of time with a man by the name of Brishen. The cute ones go awfully fast in this town!

Michiko has spent a lot of time over the past couple weeks talking down Caine?s employees. She was actually overheard saying that they have ?no social skills?. Wow! That?s just what every businessman needs ? their girlfriend going around talking about what crappy employees they have! Niiiiice! Just another reason why we think this relationship is just absolutely, positively DOOOOOOOMED!

Svelte Sylvia was overheard using the term ?sugar daddy? while teasing The World?s Hottest Tender Tucker! The term ?sugar daddy? should never, ever come out of her mouth even when joking! She is absolutely glowing these days, is she not??? We?re so glad that she?s happy! We hear that later into the night she was overheard plotting with The Divine Mrs Storm on how to give Yummy Ewan a hard time. Those two women are just too much trouble to be allowed in the same room without a sitter. Yummy Ewan should most certainly put a stop to it if he wishes to survive this marriage with his sanity in tact!

It seems that Gabby Gem has NOT left RhyDin because of the close ?friendship? between her dear friend, The World?s Hottest Helston Fio, and her man, Awful Ali! She was spotted in the Inn Thursday night but she was most certainly not looking like herself. We hear that she looked down right sickly! We sure hope that she is alright! Bag on her, though we may, we cannot help but feel sorry for her! We hear that Gabby Gem and Awful Ali did stay pretty close to one another while chatting with the hussy herself, T.W.H.H. Fio! Iiiiinteresting dynamic!

Unfortunately, Merchant Antonio did not leave Kid Not-Doc Anya for her wandering lips!!! How can he kiss someone that willingly kissed The Dread Pirate Stephen??? That?s just groooooss! The pair still seemed very much like a couple as they had drinks at the bar and K. N-D. Anya told him tales about her dueling in the Outback. We didn?t like her and then she grew on us and now that we are familiar with her we?re pretty darn sure that she?s an absolute hussy!

Perhaps Chief Mischief Maker Eless is off the hook! Although, Prof. Jolyon was discussing attending opening night of the ballet with Saucy Serena (boooo!), he was later heard talking at length to Real Estate Mogul Rena about taking her on closing night (yaaaaay!). Hopefully, C.M.M. Eless has been steering Prof. Jolyon back in the right direction like WE TOLD HER TO AGES AGO!!!! There was some serious chemistry floating in the air between R.E.M. Rena and Prof. Jolyon and a couple of tender touches! Our money is TOTALLY on R.E.M. Rena!

OMG! Was that Neo telling Sivanna that he had some things to say to her in private??? It was! It was! The pair went off to a booth and had their heads together for quite a while. We hear that Aja feared they were arguing but they certainly didn?t seem to be arguing to us! Iiiiinteresting. Neo is certainly not the mystery man that people are reporting to have seen her with so we?re wondering what exactly she?s up to! We?ll certainly keep an eye out for it!

Letters to the Gangstar ? The Passing of a Dear Friend

We are shocked and dismayed by this news. We wish that we could come up with a proper announcement but at the moment we are indeed speechless. There will certainly be more on this tragedy in the days and weeks ahead but we wanted to make sure that we passed the announcement on to you all as quickly as we could. The following letter was received at the Den of Gossip this morning:


Dear Sir,

Please be advised that the Elven female known as Gemethyst passed away during the night just passed due to a secondary infection of the lungs after seeming to recover from being gravely ill with a belatedly contracted childhood Elven illness. Per her instructions prior to death, I am sending out letters to various parties to inform of this event, and of various bequeathals that have been made. Your paper will be receiving a donation in the sum of 50,000 gold coins, to do with as you like. Gem?s advice, though, is to take the money and try for a bouffant hairdo, perhaps the beehive, that will more properly display the lovely pink color of your hair, sir. Understand that these are her words, not mine. She wanted you to know that, in her opinion, you perform an invaluable service to Rhy?din and her people, and she had hopes that you would continue undeterred and unabated in this endeavor.

My sincere regards, Mr. Franco, and hers.
Wilbur Moody, Attorney-at-law

Opening Night After Party!

We?re hearing GREAT things about the production of Coppelia! We have fantastic tickets for tomorrow evening and just cannot wait! Intern Pain in the Ass is a biiiiig fan of Ballerina Katarina! But then? who isn?t??? We are so sad that we couldn?t make opening weekend for we hear that the after party Saturday night was fan-freaking-tastic! The Great Hall was actually decked out in a duplicate of the set which allowed party-goers to get an even closer look at the hard work that went into creating the town square.

Lil? Boy Blue Locke once again had the honor of escorting Ballerina Katarina for the evening. It was a task that he seemed to take great pride in. She was spotted in a downright elegant gray gown. While we?re not entirely sold on these two as a couple, L.B.B. Locke has certainly upped B. Katarina?s fashion sense, no??? She?s starting to look like a grown-up! We do appreciate a man who can help turn a fierce girl into a potential fashion icon. These two just may have ?power couple? stamped on their clasped hands!

It seems it was date night for Yummy Ewan and the DIVINE Mrs. Storm! The pair were in attendance and were wowed by the performers. We hear that they were quite taken with the ballet and were overheard discussing the story. So cute! We love watching their version of married bliss. These are one of those couples that should they ever split would take a big hit to our belief in the concept of marriage! We love to see that they?re still going strong and proud!

On the other hand, we were quite disappointed to see that Prof. Jolyon had brought Saucy Serena! When is he going to learn??? Heck, when are all the men of RhyDin going to learn to stay away from the bad girls??? They?re far more trouble than they are worth. We do hear that she behaved pretty well and never left his side. Still no word if they went as friends or if it was a ?date?. We doubt that Prof. Jolyon would give us a straight answer even if we asked!

Hm? Mama Hen Sianna and Head of the House Johnny were seen arriving together but M.H. Sianna stayed and H.O.T.H. Johnny took off! M.H. Sianna spent some time talking to her friend Svelte Syvlia and checking out some of the May Day baskets. We?re dying to know where H.O.T.H. Johnny went, though! He?s starting to act a weeeee bit shady and we?re starting to wonder what he?s up to. He couldn?t possibly be cheating on the lovely M.H. Sianna?. right?

Svelte Sylvia isn?t one to show up the star of the party but she certainly was very much a hit! When is she not a hit in a social situation, though??? We?re desperate for someone to start teaching the women of RhyDin how to act like ladies and we couldn?t think of anybody better to do the job! Maybe we should re-christen her ?The Queen of Class? because she truly is!

By all reports, a fabulous time was had by all! We already have our outfits picked out and are so incredibly thrilled that within twenty-four hours we too will have seen the ballet that EVERYBODY is talking about! You better catch it before it closes!

The Juice Monday!

We hear that Awful Ali was seen sharing a meal with The World?s Hottest Helston Fio Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn. He evidently cooked up some pasta for the two of them and they sat on the couch chatting and enjoying their meal together. While we don?t think that Psycho Skid has anything to worry about when it comes to Deliciously Sinful Sin, we wouldn?t say the same for Awful Ali! Any man that cooks for your woman is a man to watch out for!

Aly was in a stressed out tizzy over her duties for Beltane and finding something appropriate to wear! We do have to admit that she was a rather?. unusual choice but this is RhyDin! But, then again, there wasn?t a virginal choice among the final candidates! An Alternative May Queen it is! It is a shame that Deliciously Sinful Sin didn?t win. He?s always the bridesmaid and never the bride it seems!

Darcy, Eleanor, and Saucy Serena were busy upending shot glasses when they were interrupted by Prof. Jolyon who wanted a word with Saucy Serena. We hear that what followed was quite the terse discussion between the two on her bad behavior! Perhaps Prof. Jolyon will FINALLY realize that bad girls will never be anything but bad girls! Real Estate Mogul Rena was there to support him just as she always is. If only we could do the matchmaking in this city! It would be a much better place! It?s time to get to work, Chief Mischief Maker Eless! We told you that this was your mess to fix!

Reap?s certainly getting a lot of attention these days! He was seeing hanging out with two women ? Darcy and May ? that supposedly have boyfriends but seem to spend a lot of time flirting with Reap. We hear that while Darcy and Reap were busy talking about getting busy, May was trying to quiz Reap on Badsider Princess PJ?s whereabouts. Reeeeaaaally??? She seems awfully concerned about the Badsider spokesmodel ever since she found out how much her boyfriend, Randy Rix, is still hung up over her. Exs of that fine piece of female specimen are ruined for women for the rest of their lives! After B.P. PJ how do you go back to normal women???

We hear that Kid Not-Doc Anya told Lirssa that the hold up in her union with Merchant Antonio isn?t her! It?s him!!! It seems that he?s dragging his feet walking down the aisle. FINALLY A MAN WITH SOME SENSE!!! We know that a lot of the city is up in arms about the article on the Riverview Clinic but? come on! It made some sense! K.N-D. Anya can?t possibly be making enough money to keep herself in all the designer clothing she?s wearing (and if she is making that sort of money SOMEBODY needs to be keeping better track of the donations being spent at the Clinic). Clearly, she?s not at all unhappy with the lifestyle that Merchant Antonio provides. If we were him, we?d wait a good long time to make sure she?s not in it for the money.

Evidently VeeJay quit her job because she was NOT pleased with the investigative piece on Riverview Clinic. WHATEVER! She?s probably just mad jealous. We hear that she was overheard saying that the Gossip GangSTAR was not a REAL newspaper. Hasn?t she heard? Newspapers are dead! People don?t want real news. They want sensationalism! They want the JUICE without the FRUIT! We are the juice!

Beltane!

Our favorite night to be a citizen of RhyDin is Beltane! Nobody knows how to welcome spring like this city welcomes spring! Every year the celebration is big, bold, and absolutely wild. This year was no exception! The Southern Glen was the place for the festivities and it was decked out like a scene straight out of a romantic fantasy! Faerie lights lit the path (while creating quite a few dark nooks for people to slip off into) and musicians played throughout the night!

A fabulous time was had by all!

RhyDin made an interesting pick for it's May Queen this year! But who can really be surprised that this city went for an alternative sort of May Queen. Fierce Aly was chosen for the honor and she did not disappoint! The one thing we know to expect from her is that she is who she is. She didn't even bother to play the role of the virginal, sweet May Queen. Even her completely over the top blue gown which clung in all the right places (and that she completely WORKED) set the tone that she was no ordinary May Queen. She was accompanied by her looooong time hubby to be, Wolv, who served as Green Man! When are these two going to get married, by the way???

Drum roll, please! Best dressed couple of the night goes to...... Lil' Boy Blue Locke and Ballerina Katarina! HANDS FREAKIN' DOWN!!! They were absolutely HAWT in their gear. We never would have guessed we would have given the award to a pair in such a surprising lack of color but what they did, they did well! The bold black and gray floral pattern creeping up L.B.B. Locke's white tux jacket was absolutely stunning and the same pattern mirrored on B. Katarina's white dress was fantastic. We loved her relaxed style of hair which toned down the formal tone of the dress. Fantastic looking couple! Bravo!

Lil' Miss Anger Management Jewell looked DROP. DEAD. GORGEOUS. We hate to admit it. We're literally choking on the words but the girl was HAWT! Whomever designed that dress deserves a big pat on the back and she should get major props for choosing something so original and so very her! Her ex, the Dread Pirate Stephen, did show up and our sources were absolutely STUNNED that she accepted his offer of a dance. We're not stunned but we are very, very disappointed! We thought L.M.A.M. Jewell was waaaay stronger than that! Hopefully, she'll remember why she kicked him to the curb in the first place.

What would a celebration be without Queen of Class Sylvia and her youngings? We hear that all three were in attendance and were having a grand time. They only stayed for a bit as Q.O.C. Sylvia made sure to cart them off before the adults began causing too much trouble! We hear that they all headed off to Prof. Jolyon's for a party of their own!

Brale Brothers Baker and Reap were trying awfully hard to get a young unsuspecting woman to go off with them into the privacy of the bushes. A pair of classy, classy men, no??? Derby Girl Sami was one of their targets and she was not following them into any brush any time soon! Thank the Lord! Word has it that she looked stunning and almost unrecognizable for the celebration in very becoming sleek dress. At least those two boys have some good taste!

Merchant Antonio was making the rounds to say hello to the lovely ladies that were gathered! He paid particular attention to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and her saucy knee-length dress of green and white with bold black stripes. We hear that he certainly liked the dress! We're definitely starting to feel some tension between Merchant Antonio and Kid Not-Doc Anya who showed as well in a flirty number. We would not be the least bit surprised if Merchant Antonio found himself in his dear old friend SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee's arms!

Further proof that Reality Check Brandon has moved on! He was seen asking Lilli to dance and she certainly didn't waste any time accepting the offer. He was also seen cutting glances towards the pretty Niamh. We hear that Niamh has a man but when has that ever stopped any man in RhyDin from moving in on a unescorted female???

Yours truly told Awesome Alain and Deliciously Sinful Sin to cause some trouble and they certainly didn't disappoint! The girls were in a tizzy over just how smashing they both looked (Alain in a well-tailored khaki suit and Sin paired a dark suit jacket with jeans) but these two weren't looking for a woman to play arm candy for the evening! While Awesome Alain was in the kissing booth, D.S. Sin dropped a gold coin and got QUITE THE SMOOOOCH! No lie! How fan-freaking-tastic! THAT IS EXACTLY WHY WE LOVE THOSE TWO MEN!!!! We hear the criticism that we go too easy on them but they NEVER EVER EVER EVER fail to entertain us! A standing ovation!

Now we love Doc Eva. We really do. But would it be too much to ask her to be happy??? It's Beltane for Pete's sake! You attended with one of the hottest men in RhyDin in Manly Mason! As usual, she remained uptight and quiet. To make matters worse, the dress she wore had a beautiful flirty cut BUT IT WAS IN GRAY!!! It's a celebration of spring, Doc Eva. Green, blue, yellow, white! Anything but drab old gray! We're almost starting to wonder if she's actually trying to get Manly Mason to break up with her. She actually KISSED Awesome Alain (who was manning the kissing booth at the time) right in front of Manly Mason!!! Wow. Is A. Awesome stupid or does he simply have a death wish???

As for Cougar Patrol, She-devil Aja was seen hugging up on Randy Rix. Yeah, yeah. We know these two are old, old friends but we're not buying that She-devil Aja is a one man kind of girl. We just KNOW she's got a little action on the side and Randy Rix is certainly the sort that would be more than willing to play boy toy! Sivanna was off with Neo trying to land Kid Not-Doc Anya in the dunking booth. We're not sure what's going on between this magical pair but we don't really think Sivanna is all that into him. We'll have to wait and see! We hear that Sivanna's gaze strayed to Old Man Tass as he walked around NAKED!!! Ewwww! Not surprising. Not the least bit surprising.

Awful Ali is quite the little man whore!!! We're not entirely sure what has gotten into him. He was seen flirting it up with a number of lovely ladies. Chief Mischief Maker Eless who was in a fab white dress with blue and purple floral print seems to be one of his favorites! However, he was also seen laying a smoooooch on the lovely Eleanor.Perhaps Awful Ali has been spending a bit too much time with D.S. Sin!