Wednesday, August 1

5 Days Until the Event Tuesday!

Our sources caught sight of Sera dressed in some whorish hot pants that appeared as if they had come straight from Trash-tastic Jade's closet. Le sigh. To make matters worse she advised Kira that she'd take her shopping for such clothing! NOOOOOOO! Say it isn't so! Is it not bad enough that these girls have to abuse us with their slutty fashion choices??? Now they're going to corrupt the few cute, conservative girls left in this city??? Say it ain't so!

Cute Single Erin and Lassie Cassie didn't look too much worse for wear after their late night the night before. The two girls were involved in some girl chatter over tea. They were joined by Erin's ex-husband the sexy Sebastian! The air between the trio actually seemed comfortable as they sipped on whiskey and spoke with Aaron who we're told works for Bast.

Just when we were starting to like Cassie again she had to go insult Piper once more!!! The girl just can't keep her big snout shut about the looovely Piper. We think it's jealousy! Our sources did overhear Bast say that Piper turned him down! How juicy! And curious! We were reasonably sure that she had a thing for him.

Cute Carley arrived to flirt with Aaron and get her brand of blunt comments in. She's soooo refreshing!!! We HEART her!

Kitty was overheard discussing with Ewan his.... questionable personal decisions as of late. Ewan certainly didn't seem too happy with the line of questioning but somebody's got to knock some sense into him!!! It doesn't get any better than the DIVINE Storm!

Speaking of which, Storm was spotted out and about in the Inn! It's nice to see she isn't curling into a ball and crying over this mess! In fact, she was overheard telling Cute Single Erin and company that she's bought a house!!! How FABULOUS! Miss Storm, if you're looking for a roommate, the Gossip GangSTAR would looooove to be it for you!

The Baroness Jaycy was spotted in the Outback looking for Bad Boy Darren. The caller on duty -- Good Boy Cor -- advised her that oddly enough he hadn't seen Darren at all. Could Sugar have sliced and diced the troublemaker because she was so sick of his cheating ways??? Either way, it's not a good sign for the state of their relationship that Free Love Jaycy was looking for Darren.

FLAWLESS Koy and MAN-tastic Matt were overheard in the Outback going over wedding plans!!! We're so excited!!! Invitations to the big event which is THIS SUNDAY at 9 are starting to arrive! In fact, our's arrived at the Super Secret Gossip HQ TODAY! And you know we wouldn't miss this event for the WORLD! We do need a date, though. Which of you classy, classy ladies would like to be our arm candy???

Talk on Twilight Island was of the upcoming nuptials as well! Topaz was overheard stating that she thought the pair married decades ago! She does appear to be planning on attending and bringing her SUPER SEXY husband! It certainly will be the place to be if you like to rub elbows with either the dueling elite or the fashionistas of this town!

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Friday, August 3

Young Love Thursday!

Sera did her puppy dog routine again Thursday night. She was totally following Darkmere, keeping at his heels, and looking for his approval at EVERY turn. This is starting to annoy even us. We like Pyscho Ex-Girlfriend Sera who makes a huuuuuge scene and insults her men. This obedient, slave-like Sera is NO FUN!!!

Then the night got a bit... odd. Mu was overheard by our sources (and, well, the whole Inn) telling Chryrie that Mu had sex with Chryrie's sister, Kitty. We totally HEART the Gov! Her drama is soooo good for our blog!!! Politics, sex scandals, and violence!!! LOVE IT!!! Chryrie, however, didn't. She evidently has been begging her sister for a bit of discretion.

Poor dear Charlotte was spotted by our sources in the Inn speaking with Jewell. The topic of their conversation could not be overheard but one has to suspect that it might be in regards to the incident the night prior involving Charlotte and Dakota's son, Thomas, and Jewell's daughter, Amanda. Charlotte was not looking well. It appears that she's taking this divorce very hard.

Dakota soon arrive. He and Jewell quickly commenced to arguing over the topic once again. Jewell is quite adamant that Amanda should not be around Thomas. Tsk, tsk. We don't know much about raising children but we do know if you tell a preteen girl not to do something, she's going to do it just to spite you. GO, YOUNG LOVE!!! Thomas + Amanda = Too Cute For Words!!!

Interestingly enough, Dakota was seen leaving WITH Charlotte!!! We are PRAYING for a reunion between these two but we're certainly not going to hold our breath.

Lydia has been several times in the past couple of weeks with a handsome elf who were told is a carpenter named Glenn. In fact our sources tell us that she has even been caught.... SMILING once or twice in his presence!!! GASP!!! Could Lydia be falling for the new guy??? We can totally see her with a guy that's good with his hands!!!

Chris Graziano and his brother-in-law Bode were spotted fighting for the Wrecking Crew over in the Iron Fists Garden. The boys really shouldn't be allowed in public without one of their female relatives because they were certainly up to trouble!! The pair verbally poked and prodded practically every other male duelist present. Quite the entertaining duo!

To cap off the evening's duels, rumor has it that SLUTTACIOUS Charlie had it out with her brother Gavin and her fellow DoD-er PJ!!! Evidently her contention is that the pair has been flirting too much considering that PJ is allegedly still with Gage. While Gavin and PJ evidently claim to have some sort of unfinished business! We're dying to know what that business might be!!!

We hear that even Imp was talking in the Arena during his shift about how excited is to attend FLAWLESS Koy and Man-tastic Matt's wedding on Sunday!!! Can you even imagine the looks that RhyDin's fashion elite is going to give him??? HILARIOUS!!! Two days until the big event!!!

Monday, August 6

A Reconstructed Saturday

Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn, Brale Brother Baker sent an unknowing SLUTTACIOUS Charlie to deliver a pair of ales to the bathroom where Bad Boy Darren was juuuuust about to make some Double Nipple Trickle Brale using TRASH-tastic Jade's breasts!!! The DoD girl was floored that Jade would go along with the trick and just as another DoDer had done several days before, gave Jade a good long lecture about independent thinking. We doubt it did any good.

Sera showed up in the Inn looking quite a bit different. According to our sources she had some sort of magical body reconstruction to give her a better body and make her taller to please her new boyfriend. Her dear friend Kira was dumbfounded.... as our we.

We're not just dumbfounded, however. We're also sad. Too many girls are running around the Inn baring their breasts for strange men, changing how their bodies look, and putting up with liars/cheaters/all-around bad guys. Le sigh.

Lassie Cassie was seen ferreting Alain away!!! She clearly had naughty thoughts on her mind. Although, if you had Alain at your side wouldn't you have naughty thoughts on your mind??? Lassie Cassie must be one heck of a lay because we don't see what Alain sees in her!!!

Den Mother Sid attempted to convince the blonde twin Sugar to visit her and Scottie at their house. Rumor has it that the bubble-blowing tender has refused to leave the Inn for some weeks. It appeared that Sid's invitation fell on deaf ears.

Later into the night, Bad Boy Darren was not doing a good job of keeping his cool while watching former IFL team owner Ruke LaChayne hit on his girlfriend Sugar. There are so many angles we could take on this but we'll go with a simple -- karma sure is a wench, no?

Gnome Lovers Gnim and Sandy were seen in the Inn's basement Arena attempting to cheer up the caller on duty, the storied Xeno, who they had deemed "grumpy"! Sandy who is easily one of the BEST bakers in the city offered him some of her cookies but he bluntly declined. Wow! We wonder what has Xeno's panties in a bunch???

Monday, August 6

The Wedding of Koyliak VanDuren and Matthew Algiers Simon -- Ceremony

Although we were unable to attend, we have heard that EVERYBODY who is ANYBODY showed up at Koy and Matt's wedding last night!!! While we do believe that might be an overstatement, after reviewing with our sources the who's who that showed up and what happened once they got there, we must admit that it is quite close to being a true statement!!!

The owner of Millie & Mallie Department Store hosted the event on a STUNNING yacht -- the Missus Mallie -- in New Haven's Hylan Harbor!!! The ceremony took place on the top deck beneath the night's sky on this gorgeous late summer evening decorated by delicate white paper lanterns. The yacht was brimming with the fashion elite, a number of dueling celebrities, dedicated Confed soldiers, and some of the city's most notable bar flies!!!

The women closest to FLAWLESS Koy were fabulously dressed in her own designs! And since this was the wedding of THE premier high-end fashion designer in Rhy'Din we must describe what everyone wore!!! Matron-of-Honor Stick was dressed in a black backless halter gown with a band of sheer pink lace sitting high on her hips and then flowing out in a full, floor-length skirt! Fellow DoDer Charlie was in a black organza dress with pink belt and a cropped black leather jacket. The newest DoD member Eve had a shirred style dress in black with the single shoulder strap lined in pale pink. Best "Man" Jaycy had on a black bodice with a flattering sweetheart neckline and black skirts with a hint of pale pink peeking out from beneath! Bridesmaid Rena was in a black belted dress with a slim skirt hitting just above the knees and a modest v-neckline trimmed in pink. RhyDin's HAWTEST MILF, Caedia, showed sans her equally hot husband but dressed in another of Koy's black numbers -- short satin with a plunging v-neckline adorned with black saw-tooth lace edged with just the slightest hint of pink. Caedia's dress was DEFINITELY our favorite or perhaps it was just how she WORKED it!!!

Dressed in a t-shirt to be made to appear as if it was a tuxedo was Brale Brother Baker who escorted DoDer Evie to the affair! Rena's date and solider boy toy Val was quite dapper in his unique red uniform. Charlie was often seen in the presence of her employer G'nort but it is unclear whether he was her date. We doubt it, however, considering G'nort's loyalty to his current wife. As for Ms. Free Love Jaycy, her rumored on-again/off-again "special friend" Leo was present in a fine green suit.

The adorable Gnome Lovers Sandy and Gnim showed up dressed in their finest as well for the ceremony. The pair seemed quite content with one another. Perhaps this wedding was making them think of their own upcoming nuptials!!! Cute Single Erin was dressed in a lovely pale pink gown with an ever present flower in her hair and was accompanied by a handsome stranger whose name were told is Jacek. Lassie Cassie in a pale silver-blue gown also joined her friend to watch the ceremony. Unfortunately, she forgot to bring her best accessory -- her boyfriend!

Rena and Stick had beautiful bouquets of pale pink lilies and tulips. Smartly dressed in handsome tuxes, Matt's sons from a previous marriage served as ringbearers while his lovely young daughter littered the aisle with pale pink rose petals. The groom stood waiting at the end of the aisle dressed in his dress blues, waiting for his lovely bride.

And "lovely" does not even begin to describe FLAWLESS Koy! She floated effortlessly down the aisle escorted by a handsome man who were told was her brother in a chiffon and silk tulle gown of tiered layers with the slightest hint of pink falling past her ankles in wave after wave of shredded chiffon and tulle plisse.

The ceremony that SUUUUUPER Des performed for the couple was one that many had never heard before. Word has it that the bride's rep has explained that the ceremony was of the bride's native homeland. Needless to say, it was gorgeously worded and both she and Matt looked thrilled to be finally tying the knot! Fireworks lit up the night's sky as the pair sealed the deal with a kiss!!!

Considering the crowd gathered one couldn't expect that the ceremony would not get off without one or two.... well, minor hitches. Near the end of the ceremony, Erin's date, Jacek, took a tumble which caused Caedia who was sitting near by to fall as well. It took the pair several minutes to become untangled... but let's just say that Jacek had an encounter that many dueling fans have been hoping to have for YEEEAAARRRS! Meow!

Also, with the bridesmaids in question, you had to know that there would be violence out of that sect. According to our sources, there was a bit of a disturbance in the peanut gallery. G'nort, in particular, called out something.... inappropriate towards the alter which in turn prompted Matron-of-Honor Stick to turn around and whip her bouquet in his direction. PRICELESS!!!

Tuesday, August 7

TOPLESS Monday!!!

Harry was overheard chatting up the Gov Kitty about her plans after her term expires! We cannot even THINK about such nonsense! Someone other than Kitty as the Gov??? How tragic!!! Kitty stated, however, that she already has plans for a good long vacation once it's over. We bet it'll be some where hot where she can sunbathe TOPLESS!!!

ELESS was spotted in the Inn for the first time in several weeks looking a bit thinner and pretty dusty but still GORGEOUS! She finished off a cup of tea and then went up to her room to rest from her journey. No word on where she's been but we do hope that she's sticking around!

Cute Single Erin had a conversation with DoDer Charlie over the unwanted attention and threats that Anubis has issued her way. Charlie certainly did not seem happy. In fact, she was overheard plotting with Company of the Dragon owner G'nort about safety precautions as well as attempting to convince Erin to sign a CDR contract!!! Cute Single Erin with a sharp, pointed object in hand??? HAWT!!!

It's a rarity but it does indeed happen!!! SUUUUPER Des was seen fighting in the Outback last night while her husband Gav was seen drinking brandy and cheering her on! Des sure is ONE TOUGH CHICK!!! Got to love her!

Gavin seems to be getting chummy with his former flame PJ's friends. He's been seen chatting up Cute Single Erin and last night seemed to have a looooong conversation with DoDer Rena!!! Is he trying to win back the beer model's affections???

Wednesday, August 8

CHEATER Tuesday!

We have one or two very reliable sources who assert that they saw Lassie Cassie's man, the scrumptious Alain, lay one HECK of a kiss on the troublemaker Miss B!!! Now we must admit we are shocked. Of course, we have suggested Alain dump his snout-nosed girlfriend but now that he's been caught stepping out on her, we're a little sad for Cassie. Is RhyDin's "It" couple over???

We're so distracted by this news that we're not entirely sure we can go on! Must FOCUS! MUST FOCUS!

It was quiet night in the Outback for Good Boy Cor's calling shift but there was a bit of action. Sprite remembered his way to the dueling venues and was seen dueling G'nort. Uriko cheered the pair on while drinking from a YUMMY cherry icee!

It was the battle of the Old School (Jake, owner of Red Orc Brewery and the master mind behind Badside Brew) vs the New School (the young, sexy Jason) over in the Iron Fists Garden in the Iron Fist bout between Badside Brawlers and the Champions of Mythos. The winner of the duel would win the match for the team and allow their team to have top seating in the playoffs!!! It was a close match that even went into SUDDEN DEATH!!! Experience beat out youth as the storied Jake took down the match and secured top seating in the playoffs for Badside Brawlers!

Exciting!!! We cannot WAIT for the IFL playoffs to begin!

Yours truly dropped by the Inn yesterday evening for a bit and were lucky to run into Kairee who was kind enough to inform us that she is SPLENDIFEROUS, not EFFORTLESS. Our error has been corrected and as always it was WONDERFUL to run into SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee.

We also had the pleasure of seeing Piper! Le dreamy sigh! She's the loveliest! According to our sources she spent a bit of time chatting with Maeve and the wacky Harris! Evidently Harris convinced Maeve that he was pregnant and she leaned forward, pressing her ear to his abdomen attempting to hear the baby. Piper sweetly suggested that some might see that as a compromising position!!! We HEART Piper, Maeve, and Harris! Such delightful silliness!

Evidently Lassie Cassie hadn't heard about her man's... interesting choice earlier in the day because she seemed in a relatively good mood when she hit the Inn yesterday evening. Our sources tell us that her good mood didn't last long as she spotted Cute Single Erin's date for the wedding, Jacek, in a bit of trouble. Evidently he wasn't feeling very well and without hesitation Cassie jumped in to help him!

Sera looked fan-freaking-tastic last night!!! Instead of her normal "slut-wear" she was dressed in fitted black pants, a white button-down blouse, and riding boots!!! That's exactly how we like our women -- classy but sexy. HAWT!!!

WHAT?!?! Our sources tell us that they say the DIVINE Storm flirting up... well, a storm with her ex Ewan!!! He certainly was appearing VERY intimate with her as well!!! Did he finally wise up and realize what a mistake he made by dumping her??? It appears so!!! The pair were seen leaving together and he had his hand placed in that spot on a woman's back that every man claiming his territory puts his hand!

Our sources assure us that Carley just got a date!!! How FANTASTIC! She was overheard asking the carpenter, Glenn, who has been doing some work at the Stitch if he'd like to go out for lunch with him on Saturday. He, of course, accepted! HOW CUTE!!!

Friday, August 10

Team Miss B Thursday!!!

Evidently Lassie Cassie found out about Alain's extracurricular shenanigans Thursday night! She certainly didn't seem her typical perky self when chatting with Alain. Then her night seemed to get WORSE as Alain's new little love muffin Miss B joined them at the bar!!! We HEART Miss B's audacity!!! Lassie Cassie had to get catty, of course, and insult Miss B's outfit. How a woman in flip flops can insult another woman's outfit is something that we will wonder about for some time to come.

And, don't forget! Our advertiser, T-Shirt Zoo, is promising that YOU can get your "Team Miss B" or "Team Cassie" t-shirts as of TOMORROW!!! You know that we'll be sporting our "Team Miss B" tee with pride!!!

SOMEBODY needs to find Dameon and drag his sorry tail back to RhyDin!!! The men are getting pretty bold with their lines on his innocent lil' sis, Kira! In fact, our sources overheard Robert asking her if she'd like to "create the beast" on her bed so only the sheets get sweaty. Le sigh.

Keaton's not the only one that can mix up a fun, summery drink! Tucker was behind the bar showing off one of his best drinks -- a 151 Florida Bushwacker. Our sources claim it contains three kinds of rum (including 151 obviously), coconut liqueur, and a scoop of vanilla ice cream. FABULOUS!!!

We think the Inn should host a fabulous end of summer event to glorify the HAWTNESS of summer -- the weather, the Inn's bartenders, cute summer dresses. The tenders could serve up their best summer drinks. We know Jewell and Cute Single Erin would be into a party!

Downstairs in the Arena, Imp was up to his usual trouble, feeling up the lovely ladies who came in. He truly is the MASTER P.I.M.P.!!!

In a odd match-up, the stoic Overlord Cletus fought Rat-tastic Napoleon. Unfortunately, the little PiRATe couldn't best the Arena's King of the Hill. To say there was tension in the drafty basement would be putting it lightly! Karen and her staunch supporter G'nort were also present. Karen made no bones in stating that she was looking for fifteen peer wins (which suggests she's going after the Overlord as she would only need ten to go for a barony). DRAMA!!!

It seems that things are getting pretty serious between a certain DoDer and her soldier boyfriend! With Darren on vacation, Val has had Rena's attention all to himself and has been making good use of the time. Last night he was seen giving her a lovely pendant. G'nort was questioning the pair on when they were going to tie the knot but neither seemed to interested in the idea... at least not yet!

For those of you that just can't get enough of Cute Single Erin, it seems that you'll be seeing A LOT more of her.... and it's all thanks to the business-minded G'nort! Rumor has it that Erin may be about to begin contract negotiations to become the next duelist for Company of the Dragon for the upcoming TDL season. Look for her to appear next to BOOTY-licious Kaja, SLUTTACIOUS Charlie, and MILF Caedia in next season's CDR calendar! We are soooo excited that we may wet ourselves!

Saturday, August 11

Happy Birthday Friday!

Evidently, yesterday was the Gov Kitty's 331st birthday and she was doing some MAJOR partying!!! Her night started out in the Arena where she was wished a happy birthday by the perky caller on duty, Teagan. The legendary Xenograg paid for the Gov's drinks and she started the evening off with tequila!

Uriko helped the Gov celebrate by jumping into a ring with her. Perhaps it was the alcohol, perhaps it was another year's worth of wisdom under her belt but whatever the reason, Kitty was spurred into taking a 5-3 win over the talented young Uriko!

Kitty then moved the party to the Inn as Antonio served up some hot buttery rum. He serenaded her while she bounced in time with the music with an arm slung around DIVINE Storm. Ewan came in shortly after and wished the Gov a happy birthday! And he was looking awfully chummy with DIVINE Storm! We're so happy these two are back together!!!

TRASH-tastic Jade was overheard telling Gabe that he must share her as she hugged Darkmere. Uh, no! To make matters worse, she talked baby talk to him. Please, Gabe, please. We're begging you on everything holy. Get out now!!! Even Brian (who was NOT in a pleasant mood) seemed to be disproving of her behavior!

Darkmere quickly left Jade's affections upon spotting the lovely Sera... who wasn't looking very lovely. It appears the drama-loving Psycho Ex Sera was a bit under the weather and, for once, Darkmere was being nice to her! He massaged her neck and helped her from the Inn. At least Darkmere has learned the lesson that Gabe hasn't!!!

Anubis certainly seemed to be on his best behavior when he entered the Inn from the Arena below and wished Kitty a happy birthday!!! However, rumor has it that late into the night, the slaver with the nasty reputation took some unknown young woman into his custody. We have confirmed that it was not, in fact, Cute Single Erin who is rumored to be under G'nort's protection after Anubis made threats against her!!!

And we wonder why Kitty looks like she needs a vacation??? Anyway... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KITTY!!! We wish you at least a thousand more!!!

Monday, August 13

Jello Fight Sunday!

The Red Dragon Inn was pretty quiet Sunday night but leave it to the Gov Kitty to provide a bit of entertainment! She was overheard talking about how good Mu is in bed. The Gov also acknowledged that she herself is quite good in bed as well! Not that any of us doubted that!!!

The action picked up a bit when Late Night with Gav began (an hour earlier than normal). Gav brought his lovely wife SUUUUPER Des who was out of her cowgirl get-up and in a very regal gown surrounded by four guards!!!

Perhaps Former Lil Miss Anger Management Jewell is having some of Lassie Cassie's confidence problems. She spent most of the evening in the Inn telling Stitch and the loooovely Piper that everybody loves her. We think thou dost protest too much, milady!

The night got even... odder as Carley and Jewell got into it when Carley said Jewell was "fat" and Jewell threatened Carley with warts. Much to onlookers delight, including Jewell's OTHER man Harris, the argument broke down into a jello fight between the two women. No word yet on the winner but we're afraid ADORABLE Carley probably didn't stand much of a chance against HEIFER Jewell. Jewell's got to out weigh her by at least a ton!!

Down with Jewell!!! How dare she mess with dear sweet Carley!!!

Down in the Annex, G'nort and Cute Single Erin were giving SLUTTACIOUS Charlie words of support as it appears the DoDer has stumbled her way into motherhood. According to our sources, she recently became the guardian of a young boy whose mother has passed away. We're not quite sure how we feel about the most staunch man-hater in DoD becoming a guardian to a small, impressionable boy.... but we wish her luck!!!

DoDer Rena and her boy toy soldier Val were seen both in the Annex and later in the Inn looking as chummy as they have been as of late! Val was a little down over what our sources claim is his belief that at least one of the DoDers disapproves of his relationship with Rena. Our sources have not been able to determine whom as of yet but we'll keep an ear out!!!

Wednesday, August 15

Heifer Infects the Inn Tuesday!

Popular opinion is that Super Sexy Alain has definitely decided on Lassie Cassie but Tuesday night found him back in the arms of Miss B! The pair were seen having a intimate, one-on-one conversation at a table which ended with Miss B wrapping her arms around Alain! HAWTNESS!

Later in the night, Lassie Cassie showed up alone and was seen SCARFING down sandwiches at the bar!!! Perhaps Lassie Cassie is attempting to eat away her pain. We almost feel sad for her. ALMOST! TEAM MISS B!!!

HEIFER Jewell was overheard in the bar demanding that Stitch call her "The Empress". We believe that false title may have gone to her head. Ridiculous!!! Unfortunately, it seems Lil' Miss Anger Management's bad behavior is rubbing off on our looooovely Piper. Piper sent some stinging insults towards the drama-prone Sera. Of course, HEIFER Jewell cheered her on. Blah!!!

Her anger problems weren't the only thing that was infecting the Inn! HEIFER Jewell was also spreading her lushness!!! She broke out some blueberry wine and proceeded to get many in the Inn drunk, including Brandon!

Sera's drama for the night wasn't limited to just the incident with Piper. Instead, she and her new man Darkmere had another public confrontation. It seemed as if she wants more of his attention that he's willing to give as he was far too busy watching his former flame, the Gov Kitty!!! Has somebody not quite gotten over his brief affair with that hot pussy cat?!?! Sera doesn't seem to take playing second fiddle to the Gov very well! She stormed out of the Inn, glaring at Darkmere on the way out!

Action in the Outback was a bit quiet. FLAWLESS Koy and her Man-tastic Matt were doing their cuddly newlywed thing. Awwww. And Bad Boy Darren was up to as much trouble as he could find while Good Boy Cor (who was there to call his shift) looked on, shaking his head. Bad Boy Darren is simply incorrigible. However, he does seem to have cut down on his flirtatious ways ever so slightly for his girlfriend.

Sunday, August 19

A SLUTTACIOUS Reunion Thursday?

We LOVE to see women not reverting towards showing off flesh to be sexy!!! It seems as she gets older it's a lesson that Sera is learning. Good for her! She was spotted Thursday night at the bar in a fantastic gray pencil skirt paired with a modest, but sexy, blouse. Totally love the naughty librarian look! We're not the only ones who noticed! Robert Kidd was seen giving her a long look and a couple of pick-up lines.

Unfortunately, unwashed pirates aren't her thing. Instead, she went right back to Darkmere's controlling ways. Ridiculous.

And fortunately for everybody who enjoys a good laugh, Robert then turned his attention on SMASHING Issy! Some CLASSIC stuff, people! Need another reason to dislike HEIFER Jewell? She broke up the party BEFORE their was violence or any more insults exchanged! What a royal downer! She escorted Issy away from some useless girl chatter.

Eless was seen at the bar being served by our FAVORITE tender/eye candy -- Tucker. We think these two would make a LOVELY pair. Eless was a bit too busy mouthing off to a dwarf to make eyes at Tucker, though. We HEART spunky girls!

Downstairs in the Arena, the Impster was back in action licking and groping some of his favorite women, including Rory, Rena, Koy, and Teagan among others!!! We're still waiting for some sort of formal charges to be filed against Imp. One of these days it's going to happen. All of them were so THRILLED to be covered in Imp drool, of course. Bran and Chris were both still battling it out for peer wins. Evidently Bran is quite close to being ready to challenge. We're DYING to know who the lizard king is going to go after!

G'nort was back to working on corralling members for his dueling house. Tonight's target was SLUTTACIOUS Charlie and, after making her some promise or another, he secured her cooperation. This will certainly make things interesting as rumor has it that Charlie and Jewell do NOT get along!!! Meow!!!

The Arena was pretty hot and heavy in the later hours with some major DoD drama. It appears that Val has determined that certain unknown member(s) of DoD do not wish him around. Koy (who really should be their mouthpiece considering she's the only one who can have a conversation without sticking her foot in her mouth) was trying to reassure Rena that all of DoD is perfectly supportive of the relationship. Rena seemed just frustrated with the whole thing.

It seems that the rumor of Tareth Thorn being in town was true! He was spotted in the Arena have a long talk with his Company of the Dragon teammate Charlie. Prior to her short-lived drunken "marriage", the couple had a rumored relationship and by all appearances things seem to be headed back down that route AGAIN! HAWT!

The intense conversation was briefly interrupted by Charlie's brother Gavin who was looking to find PJ. Does he not read our column??? Sheesh! There's rumors floating everywhere that the reason PJ hasn't been seen since before Koy's wedding is that she had a pretty serious motorcycle accident. DUH!

How do people live in this city without reading our blog daily??? Craziness!!!

Sunday, August 19

Overheard Around Town!

- "I ain't 'ere tae thin' luv I be 'ere tae drin' an' fornicate...an' I already got some booze." So said Robert. What else needs to be said?

- "Who? I'll shank 'em. Can I shank 'em? Is that allowed?" Eve was overheard saying when she found out that someone placed a bid on Baker for the Harvest Festival Auction.

- "My list is composed of most female duelists on a scale of hotness. Naturally, Kaja is first, and she's married to me After that is Rory, who is married to Sartan, then Rena, who is engaged to Val. Then Chuck, who is married to her ego, and Karen, who's married to her church and lusts for most other women." G'nort talking about his list of the hottest female duelers!

- "Ladies and gentleman, women and children above the age of 11, jack arses of all ages! Let the boozing commence, you buncha tax fattened hyenas!" So declared the wondrous Brian!

- "What? No guard dog today?" Miss B to Alain, evidently referring to her competition for his affection -- Lassie Cassie.

- "A lack of kiss hello, no sweet nothings whispered in my ear, a notable lack of gift...it makes me wonder why I am talking to you at all!" the SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee to her man Julien when he returned from an extended trip.

- "Well I started going to WA meetings -- Whoreaholics Anonymous." Reformed Bad Boy Darren advised Des. Maybe he can drag TRASH-tastic Jade along with him to those meetings.

- "Look... You're Stephen's brother, right? That's a good thing for you. It's gonna keep my boot out of you ass. And no..that's not foreplay. Now, listen. I think that for us to get along, you should probably just pretend that I don't like men. Which is actually not too far off." Issy wisely advised Robert. Oh, how we HEART SMASHING Issy!

- "I ain't interested in wooin' or courtin' I ain't interested in all tha' jus' a quick scromp will do jus' fine...I simply am cuttin' out the beatin' arround the bush." Robert was overheard again. Everything that comes out of his mouth is GOLD!

- "Remember, kids...G'nort 3:16...named after G'nort's record in any given month." Cas should be funny like this more often.

Monday, August 20

Deadbeat Sunday!

Deadbeat Dad Alex was spotted in the Inn Sunday night getting a kiss from cat-woman Yami!!! We didn't know Alex swung in the anthro direction but every man has his pleasures, right??? Our question is what is The Other Woman Lain going to think of his man having ANOTHER other woman. Women who get into relationships as the "other woman" should learn to expect it in return, though! Once a cheater, always a cheater, girlfriend!

Cor's certainly turned into the exhibitionist! Saturday night he was busy showing a group of ladies his boxers and last night he was dressed only in a TOWEL! He spent a bit of time at a booth occupied by Darren and DoDers Rena and Evie. We sure hope that the cleaning crew in the Inn bleaches down those booths at the end of every night!!!

Watch out, ladies! Rebecca is the new hot thing getting the men's attention! She was part of the gaggle of women that caught Cor's eye and Sunday night she had a conversation with Gav. SUUUUPER Des came in shortly after and didn't seem the least bit worried. After all, is there really a man stupid enough to cheat on Des?!?!

Cute Single Erin looked a weeeee bit desperate!!! She showed up in one of those red, revealing dresses that scream "DO ME!!!" Not cute! We really wish she could stick to that happy medium between the torn jeans and the slutty dresses. Le sigh!

The Annex was a bit quiet but our sources did spot the HAWT Teagan!!! Not only is she totally drool-worthy but she is literally wiping the FLOOR with the boys in Swords. Rumor has it that after this weekend, she'll be quite close to a Grand Master!!! We HEART hawt women that throw down!!!

Wednesday, August 22

SUUUUPER Tuesday!

The cutie Maeve was spotted at the bar Tuesday night with green haired wonder Lydia about the RhyDin Wildlife Refuge that she's opening!!! The project is currently in the construction phase but we're already excited! The RWR will be open to the public to check out and see in the future! How fabulous! Lions and tigers and bears! Oh my!

SUUUUPER Des got into battle of wills with a newcomer by the name of Ferox who seemed quite full of himself! At least he was until he heard that Des was the Queen of Westridge. He seemed a bit rattled by the news and took off without even finishing his drink. We told you SUUUUUPER Des strikes fear in the heart of men.

We HEART Thomas Steele! This kid has "giant mess" written alllll over him.... but, man, is he ever entertaining! What other dirty-mouthed preteen that you know of can be found regularly in bars??? Thomas was up to trouble as usual. He was seen with a handful of panties that were evidently for Brian. We're sure there's a loooooong story in there somewhere. HEIFER Jewell did not seem happy to see him and made quite sure to tell him that! His attempts to get her to serve him an orange juice with a shot of whiskey went down in FLAMES! We, on the other hand, are alllllways happy to hear Thomas stopped by the Inn!

In the late hours of the night, Lassie Cassie was spotted looking HORRIBLE and was overheard asking if anyone had seen the Delicious Alain! It seems nobody has. We wonder if she's tried checking Miss B's bed? Or maybe DoDer Charlie? Or maybe her "dear" friend Cute Single Erin? The options are endless!!! Good for Delicious Alain for finally giving Lassie Cassie the old heave ho.

G'nort sure seems to have a soft spot for cat-women!!! He's been seen scratching and petting Isis and AWFUL lot lately in the various dueling venues. Perhaps he's getting tired of his wife's many business trips! Like Alex, he surprised us! We certainly didn't know he swung that way either!

Monday, August 27

Show Us the Junk Thursday!

Cassie was spotted in the Inn Thursday night looking like she'd finally had a run in with a hairbrush. At least she finally appeared a bit better. Unfortunately, as soon as Alain walked through the door, she went running after him like a little lost puppy. That girl sure can't take a hint!!!

The Other Woman Lain was spotted at the bar chatting with Man-errific Tucker who was tending. Unfortunately for all us drama loverz, the Other Other Woman Yami and Deadbeat Dad Alex had already taken off. Phooey!

Speaking of Tucker, we were really hoping he'd spend a bit more time with the sweet Julie. If you remember correctly, loyal fans, the two were spotted together last week while Tucker was off duty in an intimate conversation! Julie is married, though, even if we haven't seen her husband since the wedding and Tucker is probably far too nice of a guy to move in on a married woman. It's a shame, though. They're so cute together! Le sigh.

The boys -- Sartan, G'nort, and Imp -- were up to trouble in the Arena as seems to be the usual Thursday night ritual. G'nort and Imp were hitting on Sartan's wife, Rory... which obviously ruffled a couple of Sartan's feathers. While Imp wasn't too happy when G'nort suggested that he didn't have a... well, a little Imp. Imp assured the boys that he did and that he had a brood of children to prove it. He even offered to show off his "junk". Thankfully, he was stopped.

It turns out that Chris Graziano is more of a business man than we originally gave him credit for! The Duel of Swords Supervisor somehow has conned Imp into working for him for free for YEARS!!! Evidently, Chris didn't tell him where he could pick up his checks and... we guess Imp just thought his pay was feeling up the women that walked through the door!!!

Wednesday, August 29

Brains of a Friday!

The Red Dragon Inn was pretty quiet Friday night last week! Antonio was behind the bar serving up drinks to the small crowd that included Brale Brother Baker, Icer, and the lovely Julie!!! And SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was busy entertaining what male patrons were present!

DoD-er Evie joined Brale Brother Baker at the bar later into the evening and was overheard telling Baker that he is "the brains of this relationship". Lord! That's a scary thought!

Poor Eless isn't looking good. We're desperately wondering what is wrong with her. She was at the bar chatting with Julie who was attempting to spurn the affections of a newcomer. We HEART Julie!!! She told the new guy that she couldn't go on a walk with him because he wasn't her husband or a blood relative and the perception would not be good. It's so nice to see a beautiful woman with equally beautiful manners!!! Too bad she's wasting it on an absent husband!

The wacky Dioxanne called duels in the basement Arena that night with her usual mix of quirky one-liners and silliness! Cranky Cassius took to a ring with the legendary Xeno as Cassius searched out peer wins. He took the win and came one step closer to challenging. Who do you think he's going after??? Our bet is Drunken Damien!!!

Xeno wasn't the only legendary duelist to make an appearance in the Arena Friday night!!! The DELICIOUS 16th and 26th Overlord Kalamere was seen in the basement for the first time since the Madness Tournament!!! He shared a drink and chat with Xeno before hopping in a ring to prove that he still has what it takes to be a top duelist! LOVE him!!!

Friday, August 31

Own it, Saturday!

Saturday night gave us further proof that TRASH-tastic Jade has absolutely no respect for women! She was spotted at the bar hitting on Bloody Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Sera's man, Darkmere. Darkmere is CLEARLY not into her!!! TRASH-tastic Jade seems to be getting a bit desperate. She even seemed to get a bit down in the dumps when SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was asking Wolv about his girl Kaspar. Wolv's another man that isn't swayed by TRASH-tastic Jade!!! He's staying true to his gal!!! We LOVE to see that!!!

...Perhaps TRASH-tastic Jade is losing her touch! She and Gabe have been broken up for a couple weeks and STILL doesn't have a boyfriend to cheat on and make look like a fool.

The nexus was not kind to a dirty-mouthed redhead named Emmie who found herself in RhyDin much to her chagrin. She seemed quite terrified and even screamed out loud when she spotted Icer!!! SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee attempted to reassure the lovely lass as to where she was and Icer tried to convince her that she wouldn't have it but she was having NONE OF IT!!!

Oddly enough it was Darkmere who came to the girl's aid and calmed her down!!! Perhaps being with Sera is smoothing out his rough edges?

Den Mama Sid showed up for her Saturday night shift which was full of its typical unruliness!!! And she was full of her typical SEXINESS!!! We DROOOOOOL over Den Mama Sid! She kept the drinks coming to Gabe and attempted to ease his sorrows. It seems that Gabe has a pretty cheery outlook considering he dumped his cute girlfriend for a psycho who later burned down his house! He's just concentrating on rebuilding his life to where it was pre-Jade. Good luck, Gabe!

We just could NOT get enough of Malibu in IFL so we were over joyed when our sources told us that he was spotted in the basement Arena!!! He proved that he's even more of a talent in armed combat than he was in unarmed! He took a clear cut win over Topaz who was busy cursing herself for dueling before loading up on caffeine! Now we know Topaz's secret to success! How much do you want to bet that all the TDL arenas will make sure that there is no coffee being served the nights Topaz comes to visit?!?!?

Mr. Infamous Lupton remembered how to find his way into the depths of the Arena!!! He was seen chatting up another oldie in the very bad kitty Onyx and both of them got in a couple duels! Onyx was in her typically SLUTTACIOUS gear which included a latex dress. Now we refer to a lot of women as SLUTTACIOUS but none of them own it like Onyx owns it!!! It's so wrong that it's almost good!!!

Friday, August 31

Summer Cycle Warlord Tournament!

A talented pool of warlords that included many former barons and several former overlords gathered to fight it out in the Summer cycle Warlord Tournament! There were no rings up for grabs but the prizes for the night were an intercession-free shot at the Overlord and a challenge shot at one of the barons!

Cute little Uriko was present and was a ball full of energy as always!!! Oh, how we love her! She was excited to witness the tournament and after cuddling with PiRATe Napoleon, expressed her desire to someday enter the tournament. We cannot WAIT for that day!!!

Sartan needs to do something. Seriously. His typically cheerful little wife Rory has seemed seriously cut off from reality in recent weeks! Anytime anybody has questioned him as to why she's acting... well, crazy... he's ducked the subject. Iiiiinteresting. Anyway, she accused him of cheating and he avoided her while she called for the tournament!

Taneth showed up to support her... well, special cuddling partner Grayson as he made his way through the tournament! Grayson got quite far but even Taneth's support wasn't enough to take him all the way after his extended absence! Brush off that rust and try again next cycle, Grayson!

Cranky Cas was up to his usual shenanigans. He was overheard telling the snake Saryna to go for another competitor's groin. Classy. We're still wondering what happened to his girlfriend because if there was ever a man in need of a good lay, it's Cas!!!

We weren't the only ones surprised to hear that Rand was back in town! G'nort seemed thoroughly surprised and delighted by his presence. In fact, he took the time to introduce both Uriko and Taneth to the weathered man! Taneth, of course, decided that Rand was cute.

After that very unwise fashion decision of DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy's a while back, she's been on point ever since! She strutted her stuff (and, oh, what stuff she has!) into the Annex to watch the tournament dressed in a black sleeveless top with ruffled trim and a keyhole cut-out to expose some of that gorgeous flesh at her back with a pair of skinny-cut black pants! LOVED it! That's the Fashion Sheriff that we've all come to know and love!

The party went on well into the night but in the end Max and Chris emerged to fight it out in the finale! Max couldn't overcome Chris who emerged in the end as the victor, claiming the right to challenge the Overlord as his prize! And Max was left with the challenge against a baron!

Congratulations, Chris! Congratulations, Max! Good luck in your challenges!

Friday, August 31

Imp Attack Tuesday!

The Other Woman Lain actually didn't seem like that much of a witch Tuesday night when spotted in the Inn!!! In fact, she spent some time consoling a cute young blonde by the name of Rhy. Lain offered up some great advice for the girl.... and our sources were left actually LIKING her!!! We must admit we're still a bit suspicious of Lain but perhaps she'll change her nasty ways now that she's away from Deadbeat Dad Alex!!!

Lain even kept a watchful eye on the girl when she confronted the man that had hurt her -- Lang. It seems that Lang cheated on the lovely Rhy and really didn't seem all that apologetic. Poor Rhy was heartbroken!!! Lang was merely angry. The men of this town baffle us. They cheat on their women and then get pissed at the women for being upset! Men suck!!!

What? Who let Imp out of the Arena?!?! Imp took his brand of trouble on the road and bugged the patrons of the Inn for the night!!! He got full on gropes and licks on SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee, cutie cheerleader Taneth, and Wyh Not!

Wow! The DoD girls are such a mess at the moment!!! Nobody's seen much of PJ since her motorcycle accident several weeks back! Charlie wandered into the Outback not only high but also appearing as if she'd been beaten on reeeeaaal good... and done come beating of her own. Koy also made an appearance in the Outback Tuesday night and was neither FLAWLESS nor EFFORTLESS!!! She was in a royally pissed off mood!!! It seems she's taking losing her opal extremely hard.

Cranky Cassius made an appearance in the Outback later in the night and was.... well, cranky. He didn't take too kindly to the mocking that G'nort and Sartan gave him. Who would have thought G'nort and Sartan would agree on anything long enough to team up together??? They certainly have been doing A LOT of teaming up lately!!!