Limp On A Sunday!

We hear that PSYCHO Skid and Deliciously Sinful Sin were seen catching up with one another on Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn. Those two seem to share quite the connection. The conversation seemed quite a bit more subdued than we usually see from them. We have to wonder what they have done now! You know that there must be something bad going on if those two are sitting chatting in quiet tones. We?re on the case!

Our sources were also in the Annex to catch up on Fight Night and were surprised to hear rumor that Bran has left RhyDin! The relatively famous dueling lizard-man-thing evidently decided that he had accomplished all that he wished within the rings and it was time for him to return home. What a bummer! We shall miss you indeed, Bran! One of the great all-around duelists!

Oh no! Where is Tormay and why is he not keeping a closer eye on his flighty bride??? We hear that Our Darling Taneth was seen limping Sunday night in the Annex. When the ever lovely Wyh Not questioned her as to why she was limping, she had no answer! Neo examined her closer and even found a bruise or two! Still O.D. Taneth could not tell him where they came from and instead expressed concern over PSYCHO Skid?s well-being. What in the world is going on here???

Sultry Sivanna was overheard in the Annex talking negatively about wearing stuff ?off the rack?. That?s only for the tacky! We totally know that such a comment is materialistic and self-important but we really can?t help but love her. She?s such a fantastic little ball of fire!

Old Flames, New Chances Tuesday!

Our sources report back to us that the cutie pie Amber was seen back behind the bar Tuesday night fighting off crickets. Yep, you read that right! Crickets! There was quite the unusual attack of the little insects. It?s a good thing that RhyDin doesn?t have health inspectors! Can you only imagine what the Inn?s health rating would be??? Head Pussy Panther better get an exterminator out! Pronto!

We hear that Caitlin?s man has not been seen around recently and last night she was seen AWFULLY excited to see her old flame, Aaric! She?s been pretty torn up over the loss of her father a year ago and we really loved how she and Aaric were together. They fell right back into an inimate conversation like no time at all had passed. She certainly seemed to be hanging on to his every word and he seemed as head over heels for her as he?s always been. The pair were seen leaving together and we sure hope this works out for them!

Oddly enough Keeper of Water Neo was all smiles on Twilight Island Tuesday night. No word as of yet as to what had him in such a lovely mood. Our sources did spot Doc Anya hugging him and kissing on his cheek. We sure hope he isn?t thinking about joining her harem. He deserves a good girl that will put him first. We hear that he was quite excited for Duel of Magic?s All Ranks Tournament which is scheduled for Tuesday, August 11th at 10 pm. We hear that the prizes that Topaz is offering are fan-freaking-tastic! It?s time to jump on this before it?s tooooo late! Unfortunately, if dueling fanatics will have to choose between that and the much talked about baronial challenge between Anubis and Sullen Sal. What a bummer that they?ll both be happening the same night!

We hear the old jokes about dueling groupies and we roll our eyes? but we think we just may start to be believing those rumors! May is really starting to fit the bill. After flinging herself at Randy Rix, it now seems (if you are to believe what she and SLUTTACIOUS Darcy say) she?s now moved on to Jin. Oh. My. Goodness. This girl is a walking, talking train wreck. Please, please men of RhyDin, tell us what you find so darn attractive about these two girls? besides their reputations as willing to take their clothes off at a drop of a hat and being down right easy.

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Darcy?s Birthday Party!

We hate to even discuss SLUTTACIOUS Darcy?s birthday party but we suppose that we must. We know how you all enjoy your dirty gossip. A bunch of freaks, you all are! Anyway, we hear that the party was all decked out in the birthday girl?s favorite party ? red. And, let us tell you, red does NOT mean STOP in her book. Darcy?s a Go-Go-Go sort of girl. Anyway, the theme of the party was a masquerade ball which gave her naughty friends an excuse to go out and be naughty.

Yeah, we bet you guys are kicking yourselves now. A bunch of easy girls getting drunk and wearing next to nothing ? sounds like a lot of men?s dream night.

SLUTTACIOUS Darcy was dressed in an absolute over the top red gown with these insane platform shoes and a hairstyle that our sources could only describe as a beehive. And guess what??? We were right! There was no Playboy Shane in sight! We?re dying to know what he thought of SLUTTACIOUS Darcy?s recent antics. Clearly, he wasn?t thrilled!

Evidently over the top runs in the family because S. Darcy?s brother, David, was on hand. He was dressed in a purple suit complete with a purple mask and sneakers. The boy was a walking plum. A walking plum full of trouble! You ladies should most definitely stay away from this one! He?s no good! We do have to admit that we have heard that he was on his best behavior on the night in question.

We hear that SLUTTACIOUS Darcy?s BFF, How-To-Run-A-Man-Away-In-5-Minutes-Flat May was in attendance. She started her craziness early. In fact, for part of the party, she was covered in mud. Niiiice. Once she finally got cleaned up, you can guess that her outfit was ridiculous. And, big surprise, she was all OVER her date, Jin. When will this boy wise up and realize that he?s dating a lunatic? He?s actually pretty hot. Such a shame!

Want to know why you shouldn?t let your HAWT pregnant wife out in public alone? We hear that AJ who looked stunning in a purple silk gown was hit on within ten minutes of arriving by some new guy who we?ve yet to identify. No lie. We told you, girl! Men think pregnant women are GORGEOUS! There?s something they just can?t resist. Anyway, AJ?s husband should get a stern lecture for letting her out of his sight! Do you know where your wife is???

We?re glad to see that Wolv and Fierce Aly are still going strong! At least that?s who we assume the masked woman on his arm was! You know Fierce Aly! She never misses a chance to dress completely over the top and party down. Her green gown was simply AMAZING and would have been completely adequate all on its own but, of course, she had to add this blue and green peacock looking mask and an amazing high-collared necklace that mimicked peacock feathers. Really, the whole thing was quite Fierce Aly. What better bird is there to associate with her??? As usual, another party and another chance for Fierce Aly to show that she may not be the best dressed woman in RhyDin but whatever she wears to a party becomes the most talked about the next day. Simply Fabulous!

Evidently the over-the-top evident was created by none other than Simmering Sivanna who, as usual, looked stunning! She wore a sexy, strapless pure white dress with a glittering silver bodice and an empire waist. The matching mask was had a bedazzled butterfly and a lovely feather. This girl sure knows how to stun us with her sexiness AND throw a party. We have heard rumors that she?s living with some man but she sure does turn up to these sort of events alone a lot. Perhaps it?s time we help her find a good man!

We hear that there was a ton of dancing and all the sorts of carrying on that one would expect at a masquerade event and at Darcy?s birthday party! True and Love Bird Aja were seen spinning around on the dance floor while a woman dressed as Catwoman who we are told was Doc Anya did a very slutty tango with a mystery man dressed as Zorro. We?re not shocked. If those two men haven?t figured her selfish act out by now they deserve whatever hurt they get.

Anyway, we hear the party-goers had a fantastic time and the birthday girl didn?t seem down at all that Playboy Shane was in attendance. In fact, our sources tell us that they didn?t hear his name mentioned a single time at the party. Niiiice. We knew it wouldn?t take SLUTTACIOUS Darcy long to move on.

Happy birthday, girl!

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Art Lover Friday!

It?s nice to know that Jacinta has a touch of class! The girl might be a crazed nut job that lied about a fatal illness in order to keep a man but she was overheard telling someone at the bar of the Red Dragon Inn Friday night that she had decided that it would be unwise to go to SLUTtacious Darcy?s party being that SLUTtacious Darcy is now dating Jacinta?s ex, Playboy Shane.

Haven?t you heard, Jacinta? Things aren?t looking so good between those two! Now might be your chance to win him back!

Mad Cow Kazzy was seen making some sort of map for people new to RhyDin to show them all the crazy things the city has to offer. However, from what we hear there was a strong emphasis towards places where you can pick up girls easily! What a classy girl! Still no Grumbling Grem nor any word if the pair are still going strong. We?re dying to know and we definitely are keeping an eye out for that one. We know there?s a good dozen women in this city that have just been WAITING until Grumbling Grem was single again! We also hear that M.C. Kazzy was trying to be some sort of saint to Carnies and was seen blessing Prof. Jolyon. OMG! Make the craziness stop!

Awesome Alain stopped by laaaate into the night and was awfully interested in M.C. Kazzy?s map. Wonderful. That?s exactly the sort of map that he needs to stay away from!

Simmering Sivanna is ALWAYS busy! We hear she was discussing the upcoming charity art auction! We can?t tell you how fabulously excited we are. Not only is the art in this city first class and deserves to have be on display but part of the proceeds with be going to the Gossip GangSTAR children?s foundation! We have almost met our fundraising goal and our hoping to start construction on Westend Elementary school for low income and disadvantaged youths this fall! Classes will begin in the fall in a temporary location before moving to the new school when construction is complete in time for the spring term.

We hear that the lovely, pregnant AJ is also playing a big role in the art festival. In fact, she wrote yours truly a sweet little note to invite us to the final evening. We do hope that our schedule allows us to attend and would love to purchase something to brighten up the walls of the Den of Gossip. What a fantastic evening it shall be! You better circle September 26th on your calendars now before you forget!

Evidently Aja and True are now engaged?. and he tattooed her name on his neck. This comes two nights after she was overheard criticizing someone in the Inn for jumping in and out of relationships. Nothing further needs to be said, does it? We didn?t think so. We?re sure that you can come up with your own commentary.

Maybe we were right about Real Estate Mogul Rena and Prof. Jolyon! Perhaps the trip together did bring them closer together! The pair were seen together chatting intimately and sharing cute little smiles. Aaaaand to increase those rumors on the street even further, they were seen leaving together! We?re not entirely sure we still like this pairing. They?re almost too well behaved together!

We found out that the Zorro from Darcy?s masquerade ball is a man by the name of Rico. We don?t know much about him other than he works for Aja and he sees himself as a sort of ladies? man. Rumor has it that he?s single so have at him, ladies. At your own risk, of course, though. We don?t have enough details to stamp him with a GangSTAR approved label yet. We?ll work on it!

A Busy Sunday!

We love when Krazy Kitty gets all riled up! It seems that she is awfully ticked that some guy named Kos married one of Icer?s kids or grandkids? we just can?t keep her insane family tree straight. We hear that she even put a price on his head! Icer doesn?t seem so thrilled with the match either. That?s what she gets for having so many damn kids! How can she possibly keep all of them under control??? With Krazy Kitty on the case we give the marriage a week before Krazy Kitty finds a way to get her contacts to annul it! Awesome stuff.

Krazy Kitty seemed to be carting Psycho Skid around like a backpack. We don?t know and we don?t want to know. We call him Psycho for a reason, after all!

It seems that David and his sister, SLUTtacious Darcy didn?t take too kindly to our round-up of the SLUTtacious One?s birthday! Unlike some of the city?s perpetual whiners, we actually like this duo so we must say ? we tease out of love, dears! You two might be heaping helps of trashy trouble but trashy trouble is what creates buzz for our blog and the printed flyers and buzz for our blog and the flyers gets us advertisers! So keep on keeping on and be sure to stop by Radical Ray?s for some coffee on your way to have some fun at Skate To You Drop skating rink! Thursdays after six are two for one skate until close!

We hear that SLUTtacious Darcy has joined in the crowd using that racist nickname to describe yours truly. We?re saddened by that. Hair color in some races is just the same as human?s skin tone or an elf?s ears or a dwarf?s height or an orc?s? well, everything. It?s a ridiculous nickname and we are tired of hearing it. Be more creative.

Our Darling Taneth seemed down right grumpy Sunday evening as she hung out in the Inn! We hear that she didn?t have a smile for any of her friends and was overheard telling Sassy Serena that hugs are bad! WHAT?!?! Who stole O.D. Taneth and replaced her with this version??? We are very worried about her and our dying to know what her new hubby Tormay has to say about this newest development. We hear all of her friends are very worried about her!

It seems that David, SLUTtacious Darcy?s brother, has hooked up with that new guy, Ryan. The two evidently met at her birthday party and have wasted no time in hooking up. Whatever happened to taking slowly, guys??? Not these two! We hear that they were all over one another the night of the party and it has only increased since then. Whatever floats their boat, we guess! We give it a month!

From one extreme to the next! The jack rabbits might actually be better off than the tortoise that is Prof. Jolyon! He was overheard planning a date with Sassy Serena to see the ballet (which we cannot believe we haven?t seen yet!) and then later having another intimate discussion about books with Real Estate Mogul Rena. Seriously, if he doesn?t pick one eventually he?ll lose them both just like he did with the Smith girls! We?re sure that Prof. Jolyon would tell us that ?slow and steady wins the race?. But we have a cliche for him ? nice guys finish last! Stop yanking our chain and pick a girl!

We hear that Rico was seen with a pretty little blonde. Our sources report back to us that her name is Shay. She seemed interested in him but we?re not sure how interested he is in her. She suggested that he see her room and he put her off until the following night. Our experience is that if a guy is into you and you suggest that the two of you head back to your room, he will be alllll over that! We think Rico?s holding out for playboy status! He?s got some work to do if he wants to hit that level of bachelorhood, though!

Oh nooooo! It seems that Playboy Shane and SLUTtacious Darcy are still together. The pair was seen macking on each other hardcore in the middle of the Inn. We hear that he was there to offer her a birthday present ? four days late! We hear that he got her a St. Peter?s medal. What??? Dude, you miss her birthday and you get her something that doesn?t have a precious gem on it??? At least he didn?t break up with her right before her birthday to avoid getting her a present. Intern Beauty?s done that a couple times. He and Playboy Shane would probably get along well actually.

Eat Crow Monday!

Our sources spotted AJ and her recently wed husband, Stas, Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn. We hear that he was accompanying her because he didn?t want his pregnant wife to put up posters for the upcoming Art Festival in the Inn by herself since it can be a rough place! HAHAHA! Clearly Stas doesn?t know about his wife?s trip to SLUTtacious Darcy?s birthday party (definitely a rough crowd) and that she?s been spotted in dueling venues (do crowds get any rougher than those?)! We think AJ can hold her own quite nicely.

Evidently she was overheard talking about ?the newborns? to Doc Anya. Oh no!!!! The RhyDin Maternity Curse strikes again! Really, some fertility doctor needs to figure out what it is about the place that makes women get pregnant so easily and what makes them get pregnant with multiples at such alarming rates! We can?t believe nobody?s thought to open a fertility clinic here in RhyDin! It would totally become the place to get pregnant!

The Many Faces of Fio looked awfully relieved to see Rekah. We have no idea why! Sometimes it?s best not to ask questions about what goes on in those girls? heads. Awful Ali was present and chaperoning of course. His life seems like one big sleep over in which he must chaperone some combination of T.M.F.O. Fio, Rekah, Our Darling Taneth, Deliciously Sinful Sin, or Sullen Sal. It?s no wonder he?s always pouring himself a stiff drink!

Speaking of Sullen Sal, it seems that he could have used a bit more chaperoning Monday night as well. He was seen on the porch having some sort of knock out-drag out fight?. with a crow. Yeah, no lie! Evidently the crow didn?t take too kindly to the fact that Sullen Sal flung a knife at it and went for his eyes! It took some pretty young woman to pry the two apart. Odd!

Now we make fun of Awesome Alain all the time for using the Red Dragon Inn for business meetings so we must also make fun of Merchant Antonio for using the Outback for a similar fashion! Seriously, don?t you people have offices??? Wouldn?t business be better conducted in a more professional environment??? To make matters worse, it seems that Merchant Antonio is having that odd little Misty girl transport some of his merchandise. We don?t know if that?s the wisest decision. She?s a bit? different, isn?t she??? We?ll have to keep an eye out for her!

Our Darling Taneth was hanging around watching duels and cheering on her husband Tormay! The pair seemed quite happy and there was no lingering evidence of the frighteningly bad mood that O.D. Taneth was in the week prior. We sure hope whatever it was that was wrong has worked itself out!

We?re still not buying whatever that Rico guy?s selling but we have to admit he seems a bit popular among the womenfolk! He was spotted Monday night in the Outback as the target of a lot of eyelash batting by some big-lipped awfully sexually-charged little thing. We hear she kept calling him ?lover?! Oh, gag us with a spoon!

DIRTY Wednesday!

This is JUST what we were talking about yesterday! We NEVER question our sources and they promise us that Risa was behind the bar both Tuesday night and Wednesday night. We have to wonder what sort of debt she?s accrued that she has to work so many hours. She certainly doesn?t seem to be the type to have a loan shark breathing down her neck but you never can tell!

Evidently The World?s Hottest Tender Tucker was overheard telling Risa that whatever Lilli wanted was on him! Iiiinteresting. The randy gypsy has made no secret of her attraction to T.W.H.T. Tucker so was it an act of charity or something else??? The pair had an intimate little conversation and we secretly hope that he?s moved on enough to give the girl a chance! She seems to us to be the PERFECT fun rebound girl!

Time, distance, nor a complete lack of class can separate DIRTY Mish from his woman! We hear that Eleanor was spotted in the Inn loving up on her icky, icky boyfriend. A lot of times we don?t see what these hot men find in this tragic women but this is a case where we have no idea what this FIERCE lady sees in that walking, talking disaster of a man! Perhaps he actually feels something for this woman. We hear that he was seen giving her a necklace later in the evening. That?s certainly out of character! Eleanor must be awfully good in bed to be keeping Mish?s attention!

It seems that Awesome Alain?s newest girl, Lilith, is looking to open a club in West End. Word on the street is that she?s hiring bartenders and security for the new venture. She was in the Inn chatting about her newest venture Wednesday night with some male companions. We have to wonder if Awesome Alain?s in on this newest little project of her?s! Certainly seems like the sort of debauchery that would be right up his alley, doesn?t it??? And he does have a bad habit of going into business with or hiring on his flavor of the week!

Another large crowd gathered in the Arena for a battle of the old school titans as Cas, the Baron of Dragon?s Gate, pressed challenge to Old Man Tass for the title of Overlord! Throw down, old men, throw down! Sex Pot Kitty stood as her hubby?s lady of honor. We think that it might be the first time in S.P. Kitty?s entire life that the term ?lady? was used to refer to her! Nevertheless, it was excellent to see her out and about to cheer him on!

Our Darling Taneth was bouncing around the Arena like her usual self! She was overheard telling Sullen Sal how much she liked him and sitting on Neo?s lap. If it was anybody else, her behavior would be entirely unbecoming of a new bride! We can?t help but give O.D. Taneth a pass on rules of etiquette. She marches to the beat of her own drummer and we?re quite sure that the city would be a much better place if we could all hear that beat!

Tical and FLAWLESS Koy seemed to have quite the conversation at the bar over a drink! We have mentioned that Tical is single and looking? and who could help but look FLAWLESS Koy?s way! She?s really quite stunning. Perhaps FLAWLESS Koy is having doubts about her marriage. The Gov MAN-tastic Matt certainly didn?t seem too pleased later when he stormed in with the pair?s ADORABLE little girl who seemed to have refused to go to bed for the night. MAN-tastic Matt laid into his wife pretty harshly right in the middle of the Arena and in front of their little one! FLAWLESS Koy refused to loose her cool, though. She did her best to calm the situation down and headed out with her husband and her beautiful baby girl.

Oooooh, definitely seems like there?s trouble at the Governor?s house!

Before she left FLAWLESS Koy was overheard quizzing Real Estate Mogul Rena on whether or not there was any romantic happenings on her recent trip. It seems, we are sorry to report, that there was not. We cannot say we?re surprised but we are disappointed. Somebody REALLY needs to grab the bull by the horns?. so to speak!

As for the clash of the titans, it was Old Man Tass who walked away with his title still in place. Congratulations, Old Man Tass!

Pouting on a Friday!

Well, well, well! We hear that Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn SLUTtacious Darcy was seen greeting the newcomer, Chiros, and refering to him as her BFF May?s brother! Maybe there?s finally some relief from her utter silliness??? She needs a strong male presence in her life to keep her in line! In fact, so does SLUTtacious Darcy! Those girls are just begging for spankings?. What??? That?s not what we meant! Get your mind out of the gutter!

Our sources tell us that the Fertility Goddess Icer was seen pouting in the Inn. Our sources couldn?t tell us why and when she didn?t have many answers for her friends when they questioned her. Let us tell you something, if we had that many kids at home, we?d spend our time pouting in the Inn too. Somebody needs to get her a vacation to a spa!

Things didn?t look too upbeat between Lucky Lawyer Lucien and The Many Faces of Fio either. The pair were seen in a booth together whispering with hands clasped. Considering that Awful Ali was in the room nursing a drink by the bar we doubt it?s really anything too terribly juicy. We just hate to see the pair so morose! It definitely was a down night in the Inn!

Sullen Sal is awwwwfuullly popular! Clearly he?s doing something right to keep the gentlemen and ladies happy! We hear that he was seen with Deliciously Sinful Sin in his lap and NAKED Mishka at his side. These three are always just a tad more inappropriate than one should be in public! We do have to wonder about what Sullen Sal?s got up his sleeve to keep such interest!

Holy Matrimony Saturday!

The Red Dragon Inn was pretty quite Saturday night. We hear that Awful Ali, Sullen Sal, and The Many Faces of Fio were seen with several other people in a very somber sounding discussion. That crew is always into some sort of trouble or another. It?s a good thing that they all seem to have more lives than a wiley street cat! We hear that T.M.F.O. Fio was seen visibly upset but after a good talk from Our Darling Taneth she was her usual bouncy self (or one of her selves) and the pair were seen playing hide-and-go-seek.

The trouble seemed to attract Awesome Alain as trouble has a tendency of doing! He was seen smoking and drinking later in the night while discussing what sort of dog O.D. Taneth should get. We also hear that he and Lucky Lawyer Lucien had their heads together over an old copy of our blog! It seems that A. Alain?s quite intrigued over our push for him to get married! It seems that we have at least on person on our side ? O.D. Taneth! She was overheard telling both A. Alain AND L.L. Lucien that they should give matrimony a try. L.L. Lucien??? Yeah, we don?t see that happening any time soon.

Snazzy Kazzy (okay so we may think her sense of style blows but it rhymes!) and Grumbling Grem seem to be still together despite our prediction that the end was near! The pair were seen at the bar and it seems that things are just as hot and heavy as ever. The girl should really have a limit on the number of dirty innuendos she?s allowed to make in one night. Some men just never learn!

Fun Times in the Locker Room Monday!

It was another quiet night in the Red Dragon Inn but we hear that Elite Eleanor and DIRTY Mish were enjoying the quiet evening. The pair spent the evening quietly chatting and pretty entangled. We have to admit we?re awfully surprised by DIRTY Mish?s good behavior as of late. He?s really cut down on the womanizing. Elite Eleanor must REALLY have something that he?s digging!

The Inn might have been quiet but the Outback was a packed house!

Michiko who was calling duels was overheard telling Sassy Serena that she?s engaged to Caine! You?ve got to be kidding us! We thought that she?d finally wised up. We hear that Sassy Serena was happy for her. Come on! She can totally do better. That Caine guy has ?playboy? written all over him. It wouldn?t surprise us if he had another wife and a couple of rugrats in another town! We don?t see these two actually walking down the aisle. Take a nice long engagement, Michiko!

We hear that Misty was in and out of the rings looking her FIERCEST? which isn?t so fierce since she?s a bit on the giggly side. Those posters that we?ve seen stating not to give her chocolate got us curious. We put our sources to work on the library and discovered a bit more about her. It seems she?s Kirn and it?s not that she?s allergic to chocolate, it?s that chocolate acts as a SERIOUS aphrodisiac on Kirn. The source we found lists possible consequences of giving Kirn chocolate as scratches, exhaustion, and dehydration. OMG! Can you imagine how naughty that girl could be???

Now we know Our Darling Taneth is quite the hot little commodity but who would dare flirt with her when her husband, Tormay, is in the room??? He might be a fairy boy but after seeing him in the ring there?s no denying he can hold his own! It seems some newcomer had quite the fascination with his wife and sat speaking with her for quite a while. Rambunctious Rekah and Sassy Serena stepped in to distract the flirter while Lil? Miss Lirssa may it clear to the flirter that she thought him a cad. That girl has a poisonous tongue and we can?t help but LOVE it!

It seems someone gave Crazy Train Tara a music playing device and she was up to her usual insanity. She at least had a chaperon for the night in the form of Lucius. She had the ear plugs in her ears and kept telling everyone that she couldn?t hear them while turning up the volume. We have to wonder sometimes if she?s really crazy or if she?s crazy like a fox. Everybody put up with her antics because she?s just Crazy Tara. Maybe she?s just Crazy Tara because everybody puts up with her antics! We suppose we?ll never know the truth!

Real Estate Mogul Rena and her frequent companion, Prof. Jolyon were seen introducing themselves to a young woman dressed in Roman clothing. Our sources didn?t catch the new girl?s name but they said she was certainly a pretty little filly. R.E.M. Rena and Prof. Jolyon stayed by each other?s sides most of the evening. We?re hearing all sorts of delicious rumors about what happened later in the week between the pair! Prof. Jolyon did part briefly from her side to see to Manly Mason! Yep, you read that right! Manly Mason! He hasn?t been seen in FOREVER and he wasn?t looking all that hot. Prof. Jolyon assisted him in getting settled in but Manly Mason didn?t stay long. Definitely odd, no???

Jin?s friends seem quite torn up over what happened between him and May?s brother, Chiros. Really, we always knew dating May would come back to bite him in the butt! Simmering Sivanna was evidently overheard having a conversation over the phone with Jin?s brother, Neo. No word on Jin?s condition but it seems that the fight did land him in the hospital. We hear that SLUTtacious Darcy told Simmering Sivanna that it?s all her fault. We LOVE to blame things on SLUTtacious Darcy but we have no idea how she could have caused that mess!

Slutty, slutty, slutty. What are we going to do with Lil? Black Book Jaycy??? Honestly, we really do have to thank her for this one. It?s SUPER juicy! It seems that after quite the week of flirting with the new overlord, Old Man Tass, she found herself in the Outback duking it out in a ring with him. While the fists might have been flying fast and heavy so was the flirting. By the end of the match, L.B.B. Jaycy mentioned taking a shower and Old Man Tass invited himself to join her. L.B.B. Jaycy certainly was receptive of the idea and they headed off into the ladies? locker room together! When all of our sources left two hours later, the pair had still not come out of the locker room! TWO HOURS LATER! We sure hope that The Gov MAN-tastic Matt thoroughly disinfects the ladies? locker room. He?s a MARRIED MAN, girl! Such a hussy!

Duel of Magic?s Mega Cast!

Those crazy skilled cooking goblins went to town creating a spread for the all rank Mega Cast tournament that was held on the Island Tuesday night! As usual the buffet of food was amazing and the fireworks in the ring was fast and furious. Eleven magic buffs gathered in one single ring knock-out, drag-out spell-casting throw down! The crowd that gathered to watch was definitely satisfied with the evening?s entertainment!

Our Darling Taneth was there to cheer on her favorites?. which means she was cheering for everyone as usual. We hear that she is STILL talking about this dog that Real Estate Mogul Rena is looking for her. Come on! Find the girl a dog already! How hard can it be??? She was overheard chatting with Topaz about just how excited she is. We?re excited for her! We cannot wait to meet this dog.

O.D. Taneth watched the event with an unusual companion in Lucius of the DeAusters! The pair chatted quietly and his presence seemed to be a calming influence on O.D. Taneth. This is not the first time as of late that he has been spotted watching a dueling event. We?re quite curious what he?s up to. We doubt that it?s pure interest that draws him to the rings. The DeAusters ALWAYS have something up their sleeves!

The event was briefly marred by some sort of accident where a girl named Paradise was struck by lightening. She was tended to by Captain Misty and a couple of her friends and seemed to recover nicely afte a couple of minutes and a glass of water. We hear that it was a bit of a freak storm. You never can tell what?s going to happen on Twilight Isle! It?s an unpredictable place!

Old Man Tass was seen watching the end of the event with Real Estate Mogul Rena at his side. If there?s one guy you don?t want to see your girlfriend with it?s that one! We wonder if it?ll have any impact on R.E.M. Rena?s budding relationship. O.M. Tass seemed not worse for the wear he took the night before from Lil? Black Book Jaycy? if you know what we?re saying! He was busy flirting it up with R.E.M. Rena as if nothing had ever happened the night before!

Misty was having to do a lot of consoling Tuesday night! It seems that Simmering Sivanna was in quite the funk when she came in. According to what our sources saw and overheard, Simmering Sivanna was sporting a bandaged hand because she had fallen from a prized horse. Misty gave her quite the hug but it seems that Simmering Sivanna was still a bit out of sorts. We have a hard time believing it was merely due to a fall from a horse!

It was an exhausting night for the duelers who kept battling through, narrowing down the number still left in the ring one-by-one! In the end the last man standing was Roman Cas! He won the right to be Archmage for a week and a handful of wins for his record! Interestingly enough, although an experienced dueler, this is the venue in which Cas has the least amount of experience so a big hearty congratulations has to be given to him!

An Inn Death Thursday!

Why is it that the girls that are interested in the World?s Hottest Tender Tucker turn out to be complete basket cases??? We hear that Lilli was seen in the Red Dragon Inn on Thursday night acting quite oddly. We hear that she had some harsh words for SLUTtacious Darcy (which Darcy probably deserved) and REALLY lit into T.W.H.T. Tucker for no apparant reason when he went to make sure she was alright. Very, very odd. She?s not exactly the type we would expect to have a complete mental break down in the Inn! Sure hope she?s okay!

Ryan and SLUTtacious Darcy?s brother, David, seem to still be going strong and getting closer and closer minute by minute. These two are moving awfully fast! They were seen dancing together in the Inn with seemingly no cares. We?re just not buying this one. It?s too cute and pretty. We?re waiting for their first big blow up! Now THAT will be entertaining to watch!

David wasn?t the only sibling that SLUTtacious Darcy had in the room. It seemed that she was introducing another scantily clad young woman around as her sister. We never did catch her name but they definitely seem cut from the same mold. It also seems, according to SLUTtacious Darcy, they she has been adopted into Icer?s clan. We?re not really sure why. It seems as if she has more than enough family of her own. Le sigh. She exhausts us.

Lil? Miss Lirssa was behind the bar helping T.W.H.T. Tucker and Sassy Serena during a busy time. We hear that she was being awfully quiet! From what our sources tell us, with that young lady, being quiet usually means she?s into or up to trouble! Lucky Lawyer Lucien seemed to be on the case, though. He was overheard quizzing her on what she?s been up to. We hear that he also entertained a pretty woman briefly. Could L.L. Lucien be looking to jump back into the dating game??? That would be fan-freaking-tastic!

Deliciously Sinful Sin seemed down in the dumps as he put down tequila. He was overheard telling Awful Ali that NAKED Mishka has left RhyDin?. FOR GOOD! That?s so sad. We loved his debauchery! D.S. Sin stated that he went to see about a ?new bond? whatever that means and we hear that Awful Ali thought it might actually be for the best since NAKED Mishka did not seem happy in RhyDin. It also seems that Awful Ali and NAKED Mishka did not get along! Evidently they once exchanged harsh words about NAKED Mishka?s display of affection towards The Many Faces of Fio! Oh, we just always knew that there was a fantastic bit of jealousy in that dark, brooding man! Love it!

We hear that Rekah was busy searching under the couches for who only knows what when she came up with a handful of goo! Word has it that she totally flipped her wig and was seen running around the Inn shaking her hand. She went into the kitchen and actually came out MORE covered in goo before ?dying? in the middle of the Inn! We cannot help but totally HEART that girl?s antics. HILARIOUS and ADORABLE!

We knew it! It was only a matter of time but Prof. Jolyon and Real Estate Mogul Rena are DEFINITELY dating! The pair was seen in the Inn after a trip to the ballet in all their finery! We hear that R.E.M. Rena was wearing a KILLER number by FLAWLESS Koy! They had a long, intimate chat at the hearth and the night ended with a kiss! A kiss to the cheek but a kiss no less! We can?t expect immediate progress from these two. They even left together so that Prof. Jolyon could escort R.E.M. Rena home. It?s official!

Crazy Train Tara was seen in the Inn late into the night with a child at her side. We?re not entirely sure what she was up to or who the kid was but you can bet she was probably up to trouble. Of course, the question begs to be answered, who would leave their child in her hands??? She does evidently have some of her own children so the boy could have been one of those. We just hope she wasn?t planning on eating the kid. We wouldn?t put anything by her!

Whatever happened to the upstanding young men of the Arena who made it their self-appointed mission to keep impressionable cute young women out of the clutches of PIMP Imp??? He was seen engaged in some pretty hardcore flirting with the lovely Captain Misty without any supervision at all. In fact, we hear that they were seen licking each other?s faces! Le sigh! Isn?t it Rico that has a crush on this girl??? We were always wondering what would happen if the boyfriend/husband of one of these women lost it over such shenanigans. Our money would be on Imp!

Greeting a Friend Saturday!

We?re so happy! Saturday night found Our Darling Taneth walking into the Red Dragon Inn with a beautiful Newfoundland puppy that Real Estate Mogul Rena FINALLY got for her! We hear that O.D. Taneth was overjoyed and was thrilled to show off her puppy which she has evidently named Chester to all her friends! That wasn?t the only reason she was excited, though! It seems that her hubby Tormay was planning a romantic evening for the pair! How adorable! O.D. Taneth?s life seems absolutely perfect. It couldn?t happen to a better person!

Wow! We always knew that Manly Mason had a temper but he TOTALLY stepped over the line!!! He evidently scolded Marvelous Mira for delivering flowers from some man to Doc Eva and told her not to do it again! IT?S HER JOB!!! What a jerk! Marvelous Mira is such a doll because she met his rudeness with politeness in return. What a jealous twit??? Is he that concerned over other men giving his woman flowers??? WHATEVER!

Queen of Class and Sass Sylvia was seen at the bar giving Lucky Lawyer Lucien a hard time. She is such a cute tease! And L.L. Lucien certainly puts up with it nicely. He seemed quite pleased to hear that Q.O.C.A.S. Sylvia will be spending the next several months in town. In fact, she was overheard saying that they are planning on celebrating her son?s birthday here towards the end of November! That?s going to make quite a lot of her friends awfully happy!

Whoooooaaaaa! Sullen Sal always knows how to make our sources do a double take! We spotted him in the basement Arena Saturday night laying one heck of a kiss on that Madison girl! We?re thinking it?s Sullen Sal?s own little way of saying hello to his friends rather than anything more than that because within a split second he was encouraging Psycho Skid and Our Darling Taneth to join in for a group hug. We think about half the women in RhyDin are asking right now where they can sign up to be a friend of Sullen Sal?s!!!

Real Estate Mogul Rena and Prof. Jolyon were again spotted in each other?s company enjoying treats from Marvelous Mira?s tray of goodies! It took forever to get started but this relationship seems to be chugging on ahead. They spoke of mutual friends and dueling. We do hear that R.E.M. Rena was overheard asking Marvelous Mira to take a basket of some flowers and goodies to Chief Mischief Maker Eless who has seemingly been quite busy as of yet. It seems her friends have not seen much of her in the past couple months and our sources haven?t spotted her either. We hope she?s just been busy with her booming business and her hunky man!

Fierce Monday!

Our Darling Taneth was spotted in the Red Dragon Inn Monday night with her new puppy, Chester! We didn?t think it possible for Taneth to find her cuteness match but she may just have met it! So adorable! She was overheard telling Awful Ali and The Many Faces of Fio that Fairy Boy Tormay has fallen for the puppy as well! That?s definitely good news. We wouldn?t want their to be trouble in paradise already!

Speaking of F.B. Tormay, we got a faaaaabulous invite to dinner with the pair. We cannot wait to attend. We once had dinner with them at the Overlord Mansion and we must say that the evening was DIVINE! We cannot wait for a repeat! Who cannot help but smile in F.B. Tormay and O.D. Taneth?s presence???

We?re intrigued! It seems that Aja was overheard in the Outback questioning long-time duelist Pslyder about the incident with the wraiths that infiltrated the Arena and the process that was used to seal up the holes in time/space (which ended up with several of the baronial rings disappearing). We?re definitely intrigued into why Aja?s so curious! She says that it has something to do with Evan but we wouldn?t put it past her to try to recover one of those rings for herself and make the Arena unstable once again.

Perhaps we should start getting concerned. It seems that this Proposition 37 is really the talk of the town. Captain Misty was overhead question The Gov MAN-tastic Matt over what he plans to do about it. His response was that it was up to the voters to make a decision. Frightening. Who leaves decision making in the hands of the masses??? Seriously, do you realize how stupid some of these people are???

FLAWLESS Koy was looking FIERCE in a little red dress. It seems that she was going to great lengths to get her husband?s attention for the night! How can any girl with a nickname like ?Legs? have to TRY to get her man?s attention. The Gov MAN-tastic Matt wasn?t falling all over himself. He was definitely playing it cool. He didn?t let them stick around all night, though. They were seen leaving early and we bet he enjoyed her company when they got home, if you know what we?re saying!

Our Theory to Keep Down the Dragon Population Wednesday!

You never know what you?re going to find on a given night in the Red Dragon Inn! Wednesday night was certainly one for the books! It seems that The Many Faces of Fio was seen beating on an octopus with an umbrella to stop the octopus from eating a baby dragon. You may need to read that a couple times to get it. Give yourself some time to form a mental image. Awesome Alain, Aaron, and Crazy Train Tara looked on as the octopus ate up the baby dragon! T.M.F.O. Fio really laid into A. Alain for not assisting in saving the dragon?s life.

Maybe that?s what this city needs to cut down on the dragon population!

Speaking of Aaron, one of A. Alain?s employees, he was seen having quite the heart-to-heart with a pretty, well-dressed brunette named Morana. Our sources tell us that she?s quite the wicked one. It wouldn?t surprise us if Aaron takes after A. Alain?s and likes his women dark and dangerous!

It must have been The World?s Hottest Tender Tucker?s night! We hear that he was spotted at the bar getting a kiss on one cheek from Our Darling Taneth and kisses on the other cheek of a more sloppy variety from Taneth?s puppy, Chester. What a lucky, lucky man indeed! He was overheard warning O.D. Taneth to keep her puppy close with that crazy octopus roaming the Inn!

O.D. Taneth was later heard telling Rekah that she is thinking of breeding Chester but that she needs to get Chester a girl to make that happy. We have to wonder how much O.D. Taneth really knows about ?breeding? and who it was that got the lucky job of explaining it to her! We do have to admit that Rekah needs one of Chester?s future puppies and so do we!

Party girls flock together! Derby Girl Sami and Mad Cow Kazzy were seen doing some heavy imbibing! We?re pretty sure whatever it is that D.G. Sami was throwing back is illegal in some nations! That girl is B-O-N-K-E-R-S! Speaking of the ?B? word, C.T. Tara was with D.G. Sami trash talking C.T. Tara?s husband once again. It seems that he has taken up ballet lessons. OMG! We may pee ourselves! Really, those two totally DESERVE each other!

As for Mad Cow Kazzy, her drinking wasn?t the upbeat sort that D.G. Sami?s was. It seems that M.C. Kazzy was in quite the funk! She was overheard discussing her dilemma with Sassy Serena. It seems that Grumbling Grem is STILL missing in action. Our sources are confirming that he hasn?t been seen in the city in some time. Huh. At first, we thought he might be just ducking M.C. Kazzy but the girl would have to be pretty damn crazy for a guy to leave town to avoid her. Late into the night, Prof. Jolyon and Real Estate Mogul Rena had to help M.C. Kazzy upstairs to sleep because she was too trashed to make it up the stairs on her own. Grumbling Grem will be thrilled to hear that when he gets back.

Earlier in the night, R.E.M Rena was seen checking out the duels in the Outback and ran into her old friend, Max. When asked where he?s been spending time, he replied that he?d been hiding in bed with his mate. Claaaassy. We really shouldn?t expect much from Max but there really are certain things in life that even we just don?t want to know. Take this as a warning, people! If you over share, we will blog about it!

Gullible Guil was also seen in the Outback and we are hearing rumors from our sources that his wife is pregnant. Uhhh, what??? We?ve always been told that he doesn?t have the equipment to do such a job so we?re definitely curious as to what?s up with that! Is he gullible enough to think that babies form in a mommy?s tummy when a mommy and daddy loooooove each other so much and kiss???? What can he possibly be thinking???? His wife is clearly a little player!

We hear that Lil? Black Book Jaycy was overheard saying that the benefit of being ?small? and ?female? is that no one takes her seriously. Really??? Dead wrong, sweetheart! The reason that nobody takes her seriously is that she?s a giant HUSSY!!! We should really do an entire blog just on her dating/marriage history! It would be utterly JUICY! She certainly wasn?t turning down Max?s advances Wednesday night either!

Sappy Friday!

We have to agree with Krazy Kitty! It seems that she was overheard Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn telling Psycho Skid that he and Therapist Chryrie are entirely too sappy! They are! And it?s starting to freak us out! Who would have ever thought that Psycho Skid or Therapist Chryrie had a sappy bone in their bodies??? Psycho Skid wasn?t the only one getting a piece of Krazy Kitty?s mind Friday night! She also laid into Mega Mom Icer for giving her a hard time. We hear that she wouldn?t rest until M.M. Icer?s pranks had been completely returned in kind.

We love Krazy Kitty in rare form!

Friday night?s patrons had the rare delight of being served by the one and only Chief Mischief Maker Eless! She was back behind the bar and yours truly even stopped by to have a quick chat with her! After all, who can resist her charm??? We didn?t have time to question her about where she?s been spending her time nor as to where her man has been hiding at?. but we?re dying to know! We do have a lunch scheduled with her soon so we will be sure to share all the juicy details of her personal life with you all, our closest friends!

It seems we?re not the only ones who believe that it?s time that Lucky Lawyer Lucien jumps back into the dating pool! We hear that The Many Faces of Fio and Chief Mischief Maker Eless were urging him as well! Good for them! That?s why men like him need women like them. We hear that Krazy Kitty poo-poo?d the idea and even said that the day that L.L. Lucien remarried was the day she became a ?reborn virgin?. Ha!

The PIMP Imp was overheard Friday night in the Inn?s basement Aerna reassuring the dueling public that he does not molest people! The dueling public did not seem willing to listen. We hear that Xeno even told him to keep his distance and Captain Misty laughed at the claim. We would have laughed too! The PIMP Imp definitely has grabby hand syndrome!

Awwwwkward! We hear that Lil? Black Book Jaycy?s ex-husband, Bane, was seen catching up with her often partner in behavior of a debauchery nature, Leo! Luckily, the interaction didn?t last long. Bane asked how L.B.B. Jaycy was, Leo gave a bland response, and then they exchanged pleasantries before Bane took off. We have to believe that L.B.B. Jaycy is thankful she wasn?t there for that! We still have NO idea why she dumped Bane. He is one SMOKIN? hottie!

Jello Girls Sunday!

For having such a down to earth, sane brother, Jin does not seem to have any sense AT ALL! He was spotted Sunday evening entering the Red Dragon Inn with none other than May on his arm! Yep, you read it right! He is STILL with that chick. Somebody needs to make a desperate appeal to that brother of his to talk some sense into him. Have we not learned a lesson from Playboy Shane about these jello girls???

The Many Faces of Fio had to patch up Rekah right off the bat! Our sources couldn?t quite figure out what sort of trouble Rekah had gotten into this time. You have to know that if T.M.F.O. Fio is sane and logical when compared to you then you are some sort of crazy. Rekah is a faaaabulous sort of crazy, though! The girls stuck together most of the night and what a good looking pair they are!

Head of the Fam Johnny was in the house tending bar! It was a wild night indeed and he was actually forced to remind the patrons at one point not to bite one another! WTF?!?! As usual when H.O.T.F. Johnny is tending, there were pretty females a plenty hanging out at the bar!

Lil? Bit Lirssa certainly seemed up to no good! She was seen whispering over something with Real Estate Mogul Rena! We hear that whatever she was up to R.E.M. Rena advised her that she could not help. We do have to wonder what that girl is up to! We definitely smell trouble afoot! R.E.M. Rena spent a quiet night by the hearth but L.B. Lirssa saw a bit of excitement. It seems that Rekah dragged Madison in after having been bitten by a snake or something. L.B. Lirssa found some anti-venom in the med kit behind the bar but it took Meko to step in and deliver the correct dosage. We bet Madison?s glad he was there! Can you only imagine entrusting your life to Rekah and L.B. Lirssa???