December 15, 2007
Dump The Bum Friday!
It?s been a long time. We shouldn?t have left you without a dope beat to step to. So why don?t we just skip the tired excuses and get right down to the nitty gritty???
SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen ?entertaining? another male companion Friday evening but he faired about as well as the rest. She was clearly not interested in the demon and he wasn?t keen on taking no for an answer. We bet he disappears and no one ever hears from him again. That woman is a man eater!!!
TRASH-tastic Jade and her little love muffin Gabe were seen chatting about their upcoming nuptials which will evidently take place in two months. Two months?!?! You?ve got to be kidding us!!! That?s a lifetime in Jade-world. Our favorite odds-maker says that the chance that these two actually make it down the aisle is so remote that he refuses to put odds on it!!! We don?t blame him!!!
Brale Brother Baker was seen harrassing (in his usual hilarious way) a young beauty named Miranda. Evidently Baker didn?t approve of her ?one and done? philosophy towards dating. According to Baker, you must sample everything before you can decide what you want. We?re not quite sure how Our Evie should fee about that.
It seems that Phillipe can?t provide for his wife-to-be! Adrianna was seen in tears while Phillipe attempted to console her chatting to their mutual friend Soerl about being evicted from their home. It seems not only were they evicted but Phillipe is also without a job. Sheesh, girl! This is RhyDin! Don?t you know you?re supposed to marry some independently wealthy royal??? Dump the bum! Bag a count!
Alysia was overheard taking offense to someone in the crowd calling orcs ?foul beasts?. We?re not really sure why she took offense to the insult but Alysia?s definitely the type to look for a fight just for the sake of a fight. Guthorm seemed to agree. He was overheard saying that Alysia eats orcs for breakfast! We?re certainly not surprised!!! She replied that she only eats them if they?re well-seasoned as, otherwise, the meat is too tough. Iiiiinteresting woman, that?s for sure!
Soerl was seen in the Inn?s basement Arena chatting up a slight woman who we?re told goes by the name Dritta!!! The pair dueled and flirted it up in one of Teagan?s rings. Teagan?s rings always seem to spark some sort of carnal pleasure! The witty Dritta certainly seemed to catch Soerl?s eye! We wonder if this means his Van is on the outs now!!!
Dump The Bum Friday!
It?s been a long time. We shouldn?t have left you without a dope beat to step to. So why don?t we just skip the tired excuses and get right down to the nitty gritty???
SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen ?entertaining? another male companion Friday evening but he faired about as well as the rest. She was clearly not interested in the demon and he wasn?t keen on taking no for an answer. We bet he disappears and no one ever hears from him again. That woman is a man eater!!!
TRASH-tastic Jade and her little love muffin Gabe were seen chatting about their upcoming nuptials which will evidently take place in two months. Two months?!?! You?ve got to be kidding us!!! That?s a lifetime in Jade-world. Our favorite odds-maker says that the chance that these two actually make it down the aisle is so remote that he refuses to put odds on it!!! We don?t blame him!!!
Brale Brother Baker was seen harrassing (in his usual hilarious way) a young beauty named Miranda. Evidently Baker didn?t approve of her ?one and done? philosophy towards dating. According to Baker, you must sample everything before you can decide what you want. We?re not quite sure how Our Evie should fee about that.
It seems that Phillipe can?t provide for his wife-to-be! Adrianna was seen in tears while Phillipe attempted to console her chatting to their mutual friend Soerl about being evicted from their home. It seems not only were they evicted but Phillipe is also without a job. Sheesh, girl! This is RhyDin! Don?t you know you?re supposed to marry some independently wealthy royal??? Dump the bum! Bag a count!
Alysia was overheard taking offense to someone in the crowd calling orcs ?foul beasts?. We?re not really sure why she took offense to the insult but Alysia?s definitely the type to look for a fight just for the sake of a fight. Guthorm seemed to agree. He was overheard saying that Alysia eats orcs for breakfast! We?re certainly not surprised!!! She replied that she only eats them if they?re well-seasoned as, otherwise, the meat is too tough. Iiiiinteresting woman, that?s for sure!
Soerl was seen in the Inn?s basement Arena chatting up a slight woman who we?re told goes by the name Dritta!!! The pair dueled and flirted it up in one of Teagan?s rings. Teagan?s rings always seem to spark some sort of carnal pleasure! The witty Dritta certainly seemed to catch Soerl?s eye! We wonder if this means his Van is on the outs now!!!