A Slighted Tuesday!

Our dear Amber was behind the bar tending last night! We hear that she was trying to get a game of jump rope going in the Inn but the patrons were more interested in drinking. Poor, poor Amber! We sure hope she wasn?t too disappointed. Are we the only ones who have a feeling that Amber?s previous employment includes a gig as a kindergarten teacher??? No worries, Amber! We?ll play jump rope with you anytime!

Brale Brother Baker was in the house and hitting on the lovely birds! We hear that he paused in his lusting after young, lithe women to help interview Shane on whether or not he?d be a good match for the Sugary Samantha! Thanks to that interview we know a little bit more about the hottie! It seems that Shane is from Ireland but doesn?t have much of an accent according to our sources. He enjoys hanging out and quiet nights in. Why isn?t he signed up for the Charity Auction??? We?re betting he could make a bundle for some poor kids!!!

Sweet, shy, sugary Samantha did show up to meet Shane but the pair didn?t get to talk much. He did, however, spend a bit of time talking to one of our new favorite hotties, Gem. Now we don?t think Gem?s into Shane (and we?ll tell you why in juuuust a minute) but she did introduce him to a drop dead gorgeous woman who he?d be a fool not to drool over in Fia! Our sources have had an eye out for this blue-eyed beauty and at about six feet she?s hard to miss! She?s definitely one of those hotties you should add to your Little Black Book!

Now as for Gem! We hear that the woman was seen in a private booth with Sinjin! As the Intern told you yesterday this is not at all the first time they?ve been seen hanging out together. We like her. She?s got that SLUTTACIOUS vibe going on that?s always good for some drama. SLUTTACIOUS Gem. That works!

OMG! Our sources swore on their favorite Heavenly Boutique dresses that they saw Peredhil show up with the lovely Juliane on his arm! Swoooooon! That?s too much good looking in one couple! We hear that they were making grand plans for their future together. How cute! We knew he?d end up with a Smith girl! We just had pegged the wrong Smith girl!

It looks like Slutty Ethan has only managed to worm his way closer to our wonderful Marvelous Maeve! WE STILL DON?T TRUST HIM!!! We will never forgive him for cheating on her! And all you Ethan-apologists can save your ?they weren?t dating at the time? letters! We don?t buy it. Our sources keep telling us that Marvelous Maeve seems quite happy and that should be the only thing that matters. Well, it isn?t!

My, my, my! We should put Chief Mischief Maker Eless on our payroll! She was overheard spilling some news of her own to DoD-er Rena and Collie in the Inn last night. It seems that there is a battle to win SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee?s heart! We?ve mentioned that she?s been spotted several times in the company of Julian but, according to Eless, there?s another contendor who is a wee bit ticked that we have not yet mentioned his feelings towards SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee! We?re told he?s a gray elf named Verin and he?s quite confident about his chances! Time will tell!

Meow Friday!

We have a plea to all of our readers! Please cause some chaos at the auction! Make sure that couples don?t end up together. We really want some delicious gossip to come out of it. We know just the place for you to start! Kid Doc Anya was seen with Collie discussing the auction and K.D. Anya clearly has every intention on purchasing Merchant Antonio! Don?t let her!!! Make sure the price is something so astronomical that she?s forced to pass and, thus, Merchant Antonio must go on a date with someone else! Delicious, right???

Oooooh! We hear that Ancient Tass was not at all happy to hear that Darling Taneth and the Overlord Tormay are getting married! Darling Taneth was spotted talking about his blow up with Krazy Kitty but D. Taneth didn?t seem to be taking Krazy Kitty?s man too seriously. Speaking of Krazy Kitty and Ancient Tass, we hear that Krazy Kitty is just waiting to nail down SUUUUPER Des in order to set a date for her wedding! We hear it may be as early as the end of this month.

Well, it?s about damn time!

Trouble, trouble, trouble! We sure were hoping that Manly Mason was a trouble causer! We might just be in luck! It seems he was spotted in the Inn with his head together with Chief Mischief Maker Eless. The pair certainly seemed to having quite the intimate little conversation! We wonder if Doc Eva knows about this! She strikes us as the type that would cause a serious stir if some chick was moving in on her man! MEOW!

Taneth?s friend, True, seemed awfully interested in the Charity Auction! He was seen questioning Mira at length about it. We?re not quite sure if his interest was really in the Auction or if it was in the pretty brunette he was questioning! Perhaps even it was a combination of the two! It?ll definitely be interesting to see who ends up with her!

Booze Sis Hina was spotted hanging out in the Inn with her ex Psycho Skid and Krazy Kitty. We hear the girl has another kid and has been left by another man. Poor, poor Hina! Somebody needs to take this poor girl under their wing and find her a good man! She?s got the WORST taste in them! We think that she shouldn?t have anymore sex until there?s a ring on her finger!!!! There?s a lot of women in this city who should start living by that rule!

RhyDin Charity Auction!

Although we could not make it yesterday evening to the charity event, we hear that RhyDin?s finest showed up in all their splendid color for a fine night of giving back to the community! Faaabulous!

The M.C./auctioneer for the event was the one and only, Sinji. He looked absolutely edible in a well-tailored black suit! It?s really such a bummer that we couldn?t make it because we would have put down a pretty penny on him!!! He was the last one up to be auctioned off for the night and our sources were all a flutter when he started stripping to raise the price on his fine tail even higher!!! We?re sure even though he?s not going home with us that he?s quite pleased with his date! We hear that a tall brunette with a banging little tush took home his date. Asrael laid down quite the fortune but she does get to call Sinji her own for a night!

Our sources tell us that the usually calm, cool, and collected Gem was none of the three Sunday night! In fact, we hear that she looked down right terrified on stage. Taneth urged her to dance but there was no getting rid of that deer in the headlights look. She had nothing to worry about because the crowd certainly loved her! Kid Doc Anya?s co-worker, Ali al-Amat certainly was interested. He stuck through a bidding war with several others to claim a date with Gem! Iiiinteresting. Now all we wonder is if Gem has a thing for older, smart-looking men! Get yourself a rich hubby, girl!

Venom Vinny was in the crowd! No lie! He looked quite spiffy in his tux! And we hear that the Overlord?s little lady, Darling Taneth, was seen flinging herself at him. We wonder how Overlord Tormay feels about that! We feel an Overlord Smackdown coming! Taneth wasn?t the only one who was interested in Venom Vinny. We hear that his bidding went SKY HIGH!!! Crazy Train Tara has evidently decided to date him next in her rambling never-ending journey to bed all the men of RhyDin but she wasn?t bidding against herself!

A darling little dark-haired chick named Autumn was in the mix for Vinny! She put a lot of money on the line but couldn?t match C.T. Tara?s coffers. Such a bummer! We like this pretty little thing! We hear she?s a small business owner and, man, did she want Venom Vinny! We don?t know whether to be bummed for her or grateful that she won?t be contaminated by the Venom One!

Later into the night though, Lucky Lang got VERY lucky indeed when this cute thang put down 500 big ones to take him out on a date. You better show her a good time, Lucky Lang! We like this one!

BORING! The shaggy-haired Dris was attracting quite a few bids, including some high placed ones by a lovely fair-haired elf named Almut! Now THAT would have been an interesting date. Those two would be quite lovely together. Unfortunately, Old Lady Collie swooped in and out bid the lovely little elf so she could have HER man all for herself. WHATEVER! We hear shaggy-haired Dris was bidding heavily throughout the night so maybe he?s not as stuck to O.L. Collie?s side as she is to his. Nevertheless, our sources thoroughly enjoyed the lovely Almut even though she walked away without a date.

Blondey Annike had quite a few admirers in the crowd of her own! One in particular was the silver haired Silas who laid down a small fortune to take her out on a date. We think that any maiden with delicate sensibilities might be a little nervous about that one! What does a man expect out of a date that he has paid 120,000 in gold for???? That date sure better have one heck of a happy ending for that sort of loot!

Merchant Antonio sure knows how to win a girl?s heart! We hear that he was offering a platinum set diamond necklace to go along with his date! The bidding was fast and furious but in the end it was?. Dris who won Antonio?!?!? WHAT?!?! One of the hottest of all of RhyDin?s tenders went to a man??? What were you girls doing??? We hear that Dris did it as a favor for Kid Doc Anya which is understandable because you know any woman that won that date would have her hands all over Antonio?s passion!!!

The handsome coughPIRATEcough Christopher Watercress was also on the chopping? we mean, auctioning block! Our sources tell us he captains the Tanar?ri Alus and is a dueler as well. There was a certainly lovely redhead who was quite aggressively seeking to nail down the good Captain! We hear her name is Audra and she laid down a grand total of 15,000 for a date with the Cap?t!

Oh la la! We were right! True does have a thing for the Marvelous Mira! We heard he put down a couple grand himself on his new crush. It seems that the crowd wanted him to win the date as well because the bidding came to a halt as soon as he entered the fray! The vibe on the street is that the pair are a good match! We?ll definitely be keeping an eye on it for allll of you!

We hear that the talley that will be split among the charities being supported is astronomical! We LOVE to see RhyDin?s richest parting with a bit of it to give back to the community. Kudos to all of you! Remember, though, there?s still a Silent Auction on going for a couple more dates! Yours truly is still up for bid for one! We also hear that Renna (?er? did she really approve that???) has quite the large bid from Psycho Skid and that the tall and lovely Fia as well as RhyDin?s fabulous new playboy Shane are going cheap right now!

GIVE TO A GOOD CAUSE AND GET YOURSELF A DATE AT THE SAME TIME!!!

9 out of 10 Tuesday!

OMG! OMG! OMG! What WAS the Hottest Helston Fio wearing Tuesday night?!?! Our sources tell us that she was spotted in a retro full-skirted polka-dotted little Alice dress. It looked like she got a job at one of those awful theme diners where the waitresses serve on roller skates! Awful! She didn?t look too please either. It?s good to know that somebody forced her into that.

We hear that she was in the Inn to meet up with her Charity Auction date, Psycho Skid. Despite his tendency for? well, sordid/chaos-causing/womanizing/often childish/bizarre behavior, Psycho Skid was actually acting like a real gentleman! We hear that they settled on a play and dinner as their date. Could there actually be something brewing here???

FLAWLESS Koy must be busy with Fashion Week festivities but that didn?t stop her from poking her head into the the Inn Tuesday night with the Gov MAN-tastic Matt on her arm! It seems that the pair has been busy at home since the birth of their child. Our sources tell us that FLAWLESS Koy is looking F-I-E-R-C-E for having had a baby not too long ago! We hear that it hasn?t seemed to hurt her work. Her show is truly the talk of the town this week!

Wowzers! Kid Doc Anya sure knows how to clean up! She was seen accompanying Merchant Antonio in the Inn and she was all decked out! We?re not yet sure who designed the red silk strapless gown she had on but whomever it was deserves a medal! Wonderful fabric! Exactly the right cut for her figure! We hear that she was blinging out that gorgeous platinum and diamond necklace from Antonio. Are these two getting serious on us???

Oh my Lord! We hear that Crazy Train Tara announced that she sleeps with 9 out of 10 of her dates BEFORE they ever ask her out! That girl is waaaay too honest for her own good. However, we must ask ourselves that if she?s giving it up before a man even buys her dinner yet they still come back for seconds what fabulous things is she doing behind the seats??? While maybe taking dating advice from C.T. Tara might be a very bad idea (for any lady with a modicum of decency), sex lessons seem to be right in her range!

Mad One Thursday!

By all accounts Thursday was a quiet night in the city?s usual haunts! It seems that most of the city was rubbing elbows with the fashion elite at the runway shows and after parties. Yours truly was present and accounted for, of course, at some of the finest. We must say that blog regular FLAWLESS Koy?s was everything that we hoped it would be! Sensational!

coughPIRATEcough Captain Christopher Watercress was seen discussing his lack of crew with Ciana. Word on the docks is that he?s seeking an entirely new band of thugs to man his ship! Iiiinteresting. It seems as if the ladies are quite interested in this man as well. Not too surprising considering he?s quite dashing! We hear that Ciana might just be a member of that crew. We?ll definitely be keeping a eye out for both of them!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Is that Mad Kazzy that was spotted making out with Grem??? We hear that there were some MAJOR smooches being exchanged! My goodness! How in the world did the mad one snag herself such a fine man??? Maybe she?s crazy like a fox! Why are RhyDin?s finest straight-laced heroes suddenly hanging out with the RhyDin?s sluttiest party girls???

Speaking of which, Awesome Alain was AGAIN seen in the company of Sassy Serena! So is AlaRena official again??? Our sources inform us that the two were snuggled up pretty tightly as they chatted with their friends? but still no smooching and no other signs that they are anything more than BFFs. Le Sigh!!! Our sources are going to get another TWENTY lashes until they can tell us for certain whether or not they are dating!

Kid Doc Anya was overheard tooting the excellent medical skills of her Charity Auction date ? Snorlax! We?ve heard this around town before. It seems that the big fellow is excellent with children which doesn?t surprise us in the least! Riverview Clinic is very lucky to have snagged him!

And on the topic of being lucky to snag somebody, Kid Doc Anya was in the company of Merchant Antonio! We always expected him to find some demure, pretty, vapid little thing but K.D. Anya strikes us as anything but demure and vapid! We still don?t buy that this relationship has long term written on it.

Merchant Antonio flagged down Mira to make sure that every lovely lady in the Inn received a flower! Unabashed flirt or gentleman? We believe it?s the former!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless came in late into the evening from the afterparty of FLAWLESS Koy?s runway show! She looked KILLER in one of Koy?s own designs. We are not worthy to even stand in the same room of fashion icon, C.M.M. Eless! LOVE HER! We are so geared up for the opening of her new store! We can?t even tell you how fabulous we?re sure that her scents will be. We can?t wait to have her design us our very own fragrance!

Manly Mason was teasing C.M.M. Eless about Connar. It seems that Manly Mason caught Connar pining after his love! Eless seemed quite interested in any news on Connar. It really is great to FINALLY see this couple together?. and together they were last night! The pair were seen pretty chummy at the bar chatting with Manly Mason! All together now ? Awwwwwww!

OMG! Is there NOBODY that can control Crazy Train Tara??? We hear that she was threatening K.D. Anya because she?d heard K.D. Anya had stitched up Sal. Evidently C.T. Tara did not understand the concept of stitches and thought stabbing someone with a needle repeatedly to be awful torture! We hear that it took the Hottest Helston Fio and the Bard Dris reasoning with her and Venom Vinny restraining her to keep her from putting a muzzle on K.D. Anya. Why she was trying to put a muzzle on her we have no idea!

We hear that later into the night, C.T. Tara was actually seen NAKED on Venom Vinny?s lap in the middle of the Inn! OMG! PLEASE tell me that there are pictures somewhere??? We need them in our blog PRONTO!!! The crowd gathered in the Inn seemed relatively unphased. But can you blame them??? This is C.T. Tara after all! And even later into the night she removed the cloak? our sources believe it was because she was angry at someone. Honestly, they just lost track. However, she refused Connar and Manly Mason?s pleadings to put some clothes on (again, Manly Mason doing something good? blah!). Eventually, she was convinced to clothe herself once more.

?Wow. If we want the whole story on C.T. Tara on any given night we?re going to have to put two interns on her alone!

Cupid?s Arrows Were Flying on Saturday!

Alright! Desiree and Annike have us ticked! Our sources overheard them jabbering about males and their arrogance. There are far more arrogant, vain, and vapid women in the world than there are men. Men, for the most part, enjoy simple pleasures and are easily satisfied by any woman with half a brain. You girls are NEVER going to get men talking like that!!!

Wow, wow, wow. Are we the only ones that found it interesting that Gabby Gem and Ali decided to have their Charity Auction date on Valentine?s Day??? Ali seemed quite pleased with his purchase when Gabby Gem walked down the stairs in a fabulous black silk and chiffon gown! Cupid must have really been slinging some serious arrows at that auction!

Our sources are really pushing this whole Psycho Skid having a major crush on the Hottest Helston Fio theory. We?re not quite sure. Psycho Skid?s never really be an one-woman sort of guy. He was spotted though in the Inn on Valentine?s Day hanging out with the lovely Fio and Head Shrink Chryrie. While the trio was hanging out, Head Shrink Chryrie was evidently tagged. We?re not quite sure what that means as it?s been years and years since we?ve been involved in a good game of tag. Evidently from what we gather there is a game of tag (yes, just like you remember from your childhood? unless your Old Lady Collie and then we must tell you that tag these days consists of tagging another person instead of a woolly mammoth) being played among the Inn patrons.

Really, what else is there to say about that?

That couldn?t possibly be Kid Doc Anya that our sources saw reading the newspaper on Valentine?s Day in the Inn all by her lonesome! Hm. We?re not too sure about this thing she has going with Merchant Antonio. After all, how serious can it be if she?s spending Valentine?s Day alone??? Not cool!

O!M!G! Was that the naughty Badsider Spokesmodel that our sources spotted in the Inn late into the night??? We?re quite certain! DoD-er PJ made her presence known in her usual SLUTTACIOUS gear! She was seen catching up with Chief Mischief Maker Eless?.. AND we hear that she had a looooong conversation with her former bonking buddy, Rix! It seemed like quite the intimate conversation we?re told.

It seems that Rix certainly had himself a FINE Valentine?s Day. After snuggling up with his ex PJ and leaving the door open to a possible reunion, he asked Sassy Serena out on a date, and ended the night by having the relations with Crazy Train Tara! My, my, my, Rixie! You?re playing quite the dangerous game if you think that you can play those three!

Speaking of Sassy Serena and Crazy Train Tara, it took quite a bit of convincing but it seems that Sassy Serena convinced Crazy Train Tara that Sassy Serena and Mini Frank Cor were never a couple by saying that she is dating Awesome Alain! Wow. It?s about DARN time! Thank the Lord that we finally have our answer! AlaRena it is!

The Awwww! moment of the night definitely went to the young love birds Taneth and Tormay who were sitting in a booth together sharing a piece of cake! They are so sweet together that we?re almost getting used to the idea of our Darling Taneth getting married. Almost.

Hate Away Sunday!

Mad Kazzy's wardrobe might be an eyesore but at least she's entertaining! Our sources tell us that she was seen hanging out with Grumbling Grem Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn. She was evidently giving him quite the hard time for being able to name a fashion critic. She's starting to grow on us like a handlebar mustache! We think that her silliness might actually be good for the Grumbler. RhyDin's somber men are certainly going for some silly, silly girls these days!

Was SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee a bit jealous of the list Julian was seen slipping to Mira??? It seems Julian wanted Mira to tend to a handful of patrons (both men and women) throughout the night on his tab. While no overt signs of jealous (...we're dying for a great Inn blow-out) SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was certainly interested in that list! Maybe Julian's captured her heart after all! He's certainly a handsome and gentlemanly candidate for the job!

The rumor around town is that our Darling Taneth and Overlord Tormay might be looking to flee the city and elope before an unknown party has a chance to break them apart. The pair haven't left as of Sunday night, though! They were seen in the Inn where Taneth "tagged" Tormay with a kiss! Too cute! We must admit that we were unsure about this pair at first. However, now we're just sad that somebody might be trying to break them apart! They are adorable! We understand the desire to protect naive little Taneth but every maiden must become a bride! It's better that she has a husband to protect her than she's alone in the world. Leave them alone! Let the kids get married!

OMG! OMG! She's not dead! Lil? Miss Anger Management Jewell was seen strutting her stuff around in a completely impractical backless black halter dress. That's the Lil' Miss Anger Management Jewell that we know and love! We hear that she took the opportunity to disparage our loyal readers. Booo! Booooo! She also mentioned that she had read about the engagement of Tormay and Taneth right here. Isn't it interesting how many people HATE us but still can't keep themselves from reading us daily??? HATE AWAY, WENCHES!! HAHAHA!

We find it interesting to note that the day after Kid Doc Anya ripped us a new one in a letter about mentioning that she was alone for Valentine's Day, she made sure to be on Merchant Antonio's arm in public. Hm, hm, hm. Indeed! We spent quite a bit of time discussing this one at our super secret headquarters -- The Den of Gossip -- and we are of the general opinion that she is not at all secure in this relationship. HOW COULD SHE BE??? No offense, K.D. Anya, you're pretty and all and we're sure that being a doc is important in some places (in RhyDin it's much cooler to be an infamous assassin or 3000 calorie-a-day, super skinny, model)... but Merchant Antonio is way out of your league, doll. WAY!

Speaking of the female medical community, what the hell is wrong with Doc Eva?!?! Our sources claim that they heard her laughing in the Inn! LAUGHING!!! Can you imagine that??? We think Manly Mason has replaced our Doc Eva with an entirely different being. He holsted her over his shoulder last night and hauled the doc off into the kitchen to cook a meal for their friends. Wow, wow, wow. Okay, he's officially won us over! It's so good to see Doc Eva so darn happy! He seems to be in the good graces of Chief Mischief Maker Eless and what she says goes in our opinion!

Saturday night it was a flame thrower and Sunday night it was a shot gun. Where is Crazy Train Tara getting these weapons??? What sort of fool would sell her something that she just may use to kill the seller just to test it out??? Even her friends were more than a little worried about what she was up to! We hear that Old Lady Collie attempted to talk some sort of sense in her and C.M.M. Eless hid behind the bar! We hear it was the World's Hottest Helston Fio at her side during this nonsense. Does that surprise anybody? We should just start refering to her as the World's Craziest Helston... and, really, considering the other people with that last name, that's really saying something! Gabby Gem tried her hardest to find out who T.W.H.H. Fio and C.T. Tara were after. Despite her questioning of the hunters, she came away with more questions than answers. Thankfully, C.T. Tara was distracted upon spotting Venom Vinny who we think she's sleeping with. Really, who isn't C.T. Tara sleeping with???

Although we haven't mentioned in it yet in our blog, we are well aware that dear Johnny is missing. And what horrible timing with Sianna just having had their first children -- a set of healthy twins. We hear that his lovely wife and sisters as well as their large group of extended family and close friends are quite worried about his whereabouts. The news seems to be doubly troubling as Hudson is also missing and there are worries over his well being. Peredhil and C.M.M. Eless were discussing the situation at length Sunday night at the bar which led to many patrons expressing their concern for the entire close knit clan. We wish we had better news to report but all information on both young men seems dire.

We're keeping them in our thoughts and prayers! Come home soon, guys!

The Luckiest Bride in Town Tuesday!

Ewww! We hear that Crazy Train Tara?s waaay crazy husband, Prince Vasaris laid a nasty, tongue-involved kiss on her in the middle of the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night! C.T. Tara did NOT look pleased to see him. We?re sure her real husband being in the realm takes time away from all the boy toys she?s constantly bedding. We can?t possibly feel bad for her. It?s not like C.T. Tara was some virginal bride who didn?t know what she was getting into! He?s your husband! Divorce him or deal with him!

We totally HEART Amber! Our sources inform us that she was overhead sternly reminding Brale Brother Baker that he should tip her. Brale Brother Baker?s version of a tip consisted of advice about how it was unwise to leapfrog a unicorn. Dear Amber actually laughed at him. Just when we thought she was starting to lay down the line with B.B. Baker! Who is going to get that boy in line???

FLAWLESS Koy and The Gov MAN-tastic Matt were seen in the Inn as well! It looks like she?s recovering nicely from RhyDin?s infamous/famous Fashion Week AND from having a baby! That girl is downright YUMMY! She was overjoyed by Darling Taneth?s announcement that she is getting married to Overlord Tormay! Good, it?s about time this city started being happy for those crazy little lovebirds. We hear that Darling Taneth will be the LUCKIEST bride in RhyDin because C.T. Tara and FLAWLESS Koy immediately decided that FLAWLESS Koy will make the wedding dress!!! OMG!!! There?s suddenly a city full of brides wanting to stab precious Taneth in the back!

?A strange ?Did you know?? kind of tid-bit just hit our desk! According to our sources, FLAWLESS Koy actually made one of C.T. Tara?s many wedding dresses! We sure hope she didn?t wear white.

Merchant Antonio was at his lady?s side Tuesday evening and Kid Doc Anya even introduced him to the handsome Tag. The greeting certainly didn?t seem overly friendly. Jealous, maybe??? Tag is evidently working on K.D. Anya?s ranch by taking care of her horses. Does K.D. Anya have a crush on the help?!?! We also hear that K.D. Anya was too busy discussing wedding details with Darling Taneth, C.T. Tara, and FLAWLESS Koy to notice that Merchant Antonio was shooting smiles towards the lovely and demure S?jira! Now, really, you have to admit that S?jira is certainly more like what you were thinking Merchant Antonio would end up with!

What had Mindy all glammed up??? The usually understated woman was dressed in a fabulous white dress with a white fur cape! HAWT! She was even caring a basket full of freshly baked treats! We know what you?re wondering! Who was she dressing up for??? Well, none other than Venom Vinny!!! We hear that he quite rudely left her standing alone to go confront someone about something. We hate to say it, girl, but he?s just not that into you! You looked STELLAR and any man who was into you wouldn?t have been able to take his eyes off of you! You just come hang out with good old Mr. Franco, we?ll find you a man who will appreciate your hotness!

Le sigh! What Mindy needs is a man like Connar! He was playfully teasing his Chief Mischief Maker Eless most of the night much to the entertainment of herself and her dear friend DoD-er Rena. We know that these two aren?t exactly the King and Queen of PDA but, man, are we dying to hear a report of some major smooooooching! We need to know where this relationship stands!

There?s a bunch of rumors swirling around Manly Mason! We?re not even sure what to believe anymore. There is no denying that he entered the Inn with Doc Eva at his side laaaaate Tuesday night looking pretty roughed up. Eva looked quite concerned but she?s clearly sticking by her man?s side. No worries, folks! Our sources and interns are on the job. We?ll have the scoop before you know it! We always do!

UnLUCKY Sap Thursday!

According to our ever faithful sources, it seems that Lizzie?s main squeeze is STILL missing! She was overheard expressing her concern to Mad Kazzy and Grem. Evidently Grem is on the case! We still think that the kid?s probably off boozing and womanizing somewhere. Give him a couple more days and he?ll come home with a much lighter wallet!

That Sal is a temperamental little snot, is he not? We hear that he was seen having quite the little hissy fit over a conversation with the very lovely Val! We don?t see what she could have possibly done to get under his skin. After all, she?s TOO DIE FOR!!! She?s definitely another one of our favorites that you MUST (and we do mean MUST) add to your little black book. Tooootally yummy!

Venom Vinny showing quite a bit of interest that Badsider Princess/Spokesmodel PJ has been showing her lovely face around the Inn once again! He always did have QUITE the crush on her. Yes, dear Venom Vinny, the PJ is back and she?s looking as fine as ever. Better go snatch her up off the market before some other younger, fitter buck does!

Crazy Train Tara seemed to be having a very quiet and very intimate conversation with Brale Brother Baker!!! Iiiiinteresting! This girl is adding a new man a day at this point! Isn?t B.B. Baker just a little scuzzy for even C.T. Tara, though??? This news just kind of creeps us out!

The night got even odder when the Hottest Helston Fio and C.T. Tara somehow got their grubby little mitts on a home pregnancy test. O!M!G! The pair seemed to think that it would assist them in getting pregnant using one another and then later thought they could use it to grow sea monkeys in their tummies. Kid Doc Anya attempted to explain to the pair but we?re not sure if those two nut jobs ever got it. Then to make matters even worse, Anger Management Jewell entered the fray by attempting to take the test (please, please, Mighty Gods of Gossip, don?t let A.M. Jewell be pregnant again) but only managed to flood the bathroom.

It was only Lucky (?or perhaps tonight he should be called unLucky) Lucien urging the girls to go ?flirt with boys? that kept the situation from becoming even more out of hand. Our sources it was also unLucky Lucien who had the awful, awful task of cleaning up the girls? mess. We do HEART that poor, unlucky sap!

OMG! OMG! Well, ask and we shall receive! Gabby Gem was seen snuggling up with Ali late into the evening hours. Our sources even spotted them sneaking out the front door together on their way out for a late dinner. Curious??? So are we! We?re not quite sure what to make of this match. We must learn more about this Ali and on the double!!!

Evidently there was some sort of explosion in the Inn late into the night. We?re told that there were no casualties. However, Mish was seen leaving the bar kind of on fire. We?re sure he?s fine. The only people safe during times of catastrophe are the town drunks. It?s a proven scientific law. Look it up if you don?t believe me!

Overheard Around Town!

- ?Yeah well, ya know with lizards, you can only tell if it?s a male or a female if you stick your finger up its ass.? You can now stop wondering how to determine the sex of a lizard thanks to Brale Brother Baker.

- ?Tannie, the moral of the story is, make sure you tell Tormie to stay the hell away from yer tower or I?m gonna make him into the world?s first fairy pretzel, okay?? Who needs an over protective father when Crazy Train Tara is in the house???

- ?First and foremost, I am your host and emcee, Sinjin ?Yes I Am That God-Damned Hot? Fai.? Sinji has a serious case of self love going on!

- ? Have you seen Tara-bear tonight, Gem? Or is she still off fulfulling her wifely duties on His Highness?s Royal Pleasure Barge and Miniature Golf Course?? Fio the Hottest Helston makes us laugh until we cry!

- ?Baker! I thought you?d finally become one with the alley and assumed the shape of a cardboard box!? Psycho Skid greeting Brale Brother Baker after not having seen him in quite some time.

- ?Your butt likes meat. ? Mad Kazzy to Our Evie. We don?t even want to know what they were talking about.

- ?I think you need a vacation. Yer working too hard at the clinic, which I admire, yer dedicated to yer work but honestly, an? please don?t take offense to this, because I do care for you very much, but yer a fruitcake.? Why would anyone find that the least bit offensive, Crazy Train Tara?

- ?I can talk Tara, I am all talk when it comes to some things.? And that, my dear Amber, is why the boys of this town find you so darn frustrating!

- ?Vasaris seemed distraught over his father taking ill an? now I must go comfort him in my naked embrace, however disgusting of a thought that may be.? Yeah, we don?t think that C.T. Tara is the only one that finds this a disgusting thought!

- ?And I would suggest thou dost cease to block the entrance or Lady Kairee may get annoyed with thee. ?Tis been ages since she hath burned any one?s brains within their skulls, she may wish for some practice.? Chief Mischief Maker Eless can throw down a good threat when she has to!

Winter Warlord Tournament

A talented pool of warlords that included former barons and former overlords gathered to fight it out in the Winter cycle Warlord Tournament! Not only was there an intercession-free shot at Overlord Tormay but there was also TWO baronies open ? Battlefield Park and Dockside!

The former overlord and former baron Rena had QUITE the supporting crowd in the audience. We?re told that Manly Mason and Doc Eva showed up ready to PARTY! The pair were loaded down with food, beer, and foam fingers! We hear that the pair certainly seemed to be enjoying themselves and were very vocal supporters of Rena. Jolyon joined them but the pennant waving and cheering seemed more confusing to him than enjoyable! That?s our Jolyon ? much more comfortable in a library than a sporting arena!

Despite all that, Jolyon REALLY started getting into it. We hear that he was even on his feet a time or two and could scarcely tear his eyes from Rena?s ring! Iiiiinteresting, no??? Could Jolyon have a thing for the talented dueler??? They certainly have similar temperaments!

Darling Taneth was still revealing in her wedding plans and discussing them with her friend, Rory. Darling Taneth just seems so darn excited! It?s adorable. Her man, Tormay, kept busy in the rings and keeping an eye on who might be challenging him for his title! Rory?s man, SMOKIN? Sartan, was one of those possibilities but was knocked out early. He had an interesting second round match against Teagan that left our sources wondering if there isn?t a bit of sexual tension between the two!!! There were certainly several curious looks shared between the pair. Teagan is pretty darn HAWT! It?d be hard not to notice!

Crazy Train Tara was present and accounted for as well to cheer on Anubis! With all the men in her life, we?re still not sure how she has time for anything other than men. Somehow she manages to keep causing trouble, however! We have a feeling that her husband wouldn?t be too happy to hear that his wife was down in the Inn?s basement last night acting like a fan girl!

Rena emerged victorious from the winner?s bracket with Teagan coming from the loser?s bracket but Rena?s advantage couldn?t save her! Teagan took her down in two straight matches to win the tournament in her usual dominating fashion!

The crowd grew quiet to hear how the prizes would be chosen! Ms. Wyh Not seemed particularly interested! Could she be hoping to challenge for one herself sometime soon! She is quite the talented duelist herself. Even Chief Mischief Maker Eless snuck down as soon as her shift was over to find out how it would all play out.

Teagan decided to take the Dockside baronial ring and her decision was quickly followed by Rena taking Battlefield Park! P-I-M-P Imp gave the girls a good teasing for taking all the jewelry, leaving HAWT Daddy Kheld with the Overlord Challenge! It seems that Kheld won?t be sitting on this one. He made it pretty clear that he intends to press challenge to Overlord Tormay! That will be an excellent match-up!

Congratulations go to Teagan, Rena, and Kheld! What a fine event!

Hot Blooded Men Monday!

MEOW! We hear that the hot, temperamental Sal was giving some strange women quite an earful! That man certainly has a temper! We have to admit that we love him all the more for that nasty little streak. Hot blooded men make our blood booooil! Later into the night he was seen being given a friendship bracelet by our Darling Taneth! OMG! He was polite but we have a feeling that he?s not the type of guy that typically wears a friendship bracelet. We love how D. Taneth can make even the Inn?s biggest hard asses into?. well, the type of guy that would wear a friendship bracelet!

Prof. Jolyon was overheard questioning Kid Doc Anya about the law suit that had her all freaked out. K.D. Anya seemed to be in a much better mood and even seemed quite calm about the matter! It seems that she keeps Attorney Lucky Lucien on retainer for just these situations. He?s only the BEST that RhyDin has to offer? and it doesn?t hurt that he?s SMOKIN? EYE CANDY!!! We?re sure that he?ll get the job done and we?re also quite entertained by the array of lovely men that K.D. Anya chooses to surround herself with on a daily basis.

After seeing what Crazy Train Tara does to women that she thinks might even be considering dating one of her her men, we?re not so sure she?ll like what our sources saw Monday night! It seems that one of her favorites, Venom Vinny, was quuuuite close to the lovely Mindy! In fact, we hear that they were even discussing a date.

It?s seems that in our absence that Brandon H. has gotten together with PAARTY GIRL Chase! A former frat boy and the Inn?s resident PAARTY GIRL??? That might actually work. We hear that the pair was acting quite lovey dovey and there are rumors that this relationship might actually be getting serious. We give it until summer! P.G. Chase shall never change her ways!

What is up with Booze Sis Hina??? We hear she?s quite single now, has another kid, and according to our sources is acting a wee bit trampy! She was always the ?good girl? in the group but it seems that she?s doing her best to blow that image out of the water. She was overheard talking about going out to a club and finding a man for the night. Iiiiinteresting. Mothers, keep your daughters away from P.G. Chase! This is what happens when they spend too much time hanging out with her!

We hear that Connar and Chief Mischief Maker Eless were being so darn sweet to one another by the hearth in the Inn that it nearly gave our source a toothache! ADORABLE! However, we are a bit worried over the concerned expression that was on Connar?s face. We?re not sure what Eless has gotten herself into now but we sure hope she?s okay! Still no out-and-out PDA from the two. There sort of snuggling is much more subdued than we?d prefer!

Geek Chic Wednesday!

That Risa chick was in the Red Dragon Inn for what we hear was her first of what will be a weekly stint behind the bar! Certainly an interesting hire on Big Cat Panther?s part. We do hear that geek chic is really in this year! Anyway, wherever Risa is seen these days so is the equally interesting looking Wesker! He at least certainly seems to be into geek chic this year!

We wonder if anybody told Gabby Gem that she?s supposed to be Ali?s! She certainly is seen in private booths with a variety of different men on a regular basis! Wednesday night it was Psycho Skid in fact who was closing the curtains of a booth on the pair of them to give themselves a bit more privacy. Iiiiinteresting. Psycho Skid of all people!!!

Kid Doc Anya was soothing her man?s tension with small talk. Although, we can think of a couple alternative methods to easing a man?s tension that we bet Merchant Antonio would have preferred! It seems that he?s been kept quite busy by his business. We sure hope he?s been paying enough attention to his woman because she definitely has a good deal of male platonic friends? and you know what they say about women and their platonic friends!

It seems that The World?s Hottest Helston Fio and Crazy Train Tara had some sort of run in with a metal detector. Think back to the incident with the pregnancy test. Yeah, same craziness, less flooding. Their victim for the evening was Glenn who certainly didn?t seem to be too pleased to be playing a part in their insanity. Speaking of wanting no part of their insanity, it seems that there is a limit to Connar?s patience! When C.T. Tara begged him to help her turn it off, he was quick to dispatch her. Maybe it was the lure of his pretty little Chief Mischief Maker Eless that kept him from straying to far from her side. We know that if she was ours, we wouldn?t want to!

We hear that Manly Mason was sporting one heck of a burn! It?s a good thing his girl?s a doctor. Trips to the hospital can cost you an arm and a leg these days! Doc Eva was on call, though. She took a look at his hand and then scuttled him off for a date. These two get closer and closer every day. It certainly seems like a perfect match and things are progressing rapidly! We sure hope they don?t move too fast, too soon.

Speaking of a couple getting close awfully fast, True was seen carrying a recovering Mira down the stairs of the Inn so that she could enjoy some time away from her sick bed with her friends. Not only has he been by her side during this illness but it turns out that he spoke with her boss in order to take over her job for her while she?s off her feet! My goodness! We don?t worry as much about these two. They seem a lot more open and seem to have a lot less emotional baggage than do Doc Eva and Manly Mason.

Crack Psychotherapy Team Friday!

So it?s official! The uber gorgeous World?s Hottest Helston Fio is two cans short of a six pack! Psycho Skid and Sinfully Delicious Sin were overheard discussing her many personalities. The pair seemed to be intently discussing her situation. If this is the best that Fio has on her case, we think she might be in a wee bit of trouble. No offense but Psycho Skid and S.D. Sin don?t exactly come across as a crack psychotherapy team!

Later into the night and for some inexplicable reason, we hear that S.D. Sin was doing some sort of lewd dance for Sal and Ali?. with Gabby Gem looking on. Sal, Ali, and Gabby Gem seemed a bit uncomfortable and Ali quickly changed the subject to another matter. We really want to like S.D. Sin but he?s a wee bit? odd, is he not???

Ew! The mushiness between PAARTY GIRL Chase and her new man Brandon is enough to drive even the sanest man off his rocker! They are certainly full on in the lovey dovey stage of their romance. We have a feeling that this is a relationship to watch, though. As soon as they get through this stage and get into the nitty gritty, this one has a real chance of blowing up into some MAJOR fireworks! We cannot wait!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless introduced Prof. Jolyon to Saucy Serena! Good God, woman, what were you thinking??? Is C.M.M. Eless determined to ruin the few good gentleman in this city by allowing them to rub elbows with? bad girls??? Much to our disappointment we?re told that Prof. Jolyon and Saucy Serena chatted for some time. Grr! We are not happy with you, C.M.M. Eless! And it hurts us to our very core!

C.M.M. Eless was quite busy so maybe we?ll just write it off as her being distracted by business. We?re told a man by the name of Stalker (kind of an odd name but we?ll give him the benefit of the doubt) was asking her about creating a fragrance for his girl, Kalista. Niiice move! What girl can?t resist a custom made fragrance??? It doesn?t have the pressure of jewelry but has a personal, intimate touch. Love it! Stalker was even singing his girl?s praises to the likes of Manly Mason and Doc Eva. She must be one heck of a girl! Our sources have orders to keep a watch out for her!

Now this is the Venom Vinny that we?re so familiar with! He evidently told our Darling Taneth several days back that women become the property of their husbands upon saying, ?I do?. Darling Taneth seemed quite concerned and questioned Sex Pot Kitty on the matter. Sex Pot Kitty was quick to tell her that it was not the least bit true! We are entirely convinced that Venom Vinny is miserable and simply wants to bring down others? happiness as well! Boo on him! Boo, we say, boo!

Michiko was seen keeping company with Mish? again. The pair seemed to be involved in a pretty intimate conversation. We?re bummed. So very bummed! Isn?t there a white knight anywhere in this city that can steal away that pretty little thing?s heart??? Is she really doomed to Mish???

It?s a joy to hear that Mira seemed to be recovered enough to work Friday night! We hear that she only had her flower basket but kept busy at Kid Doc Anya?s request for every lady in the room to have a flower. True was keeping a close eye on her, of course, as he cooked up tasty treats for his friends! A gentleman and a cook! Just what dear Mira deserves!

Sex Pot Kitty and Lucky Lawyer Lucien were overheard chatting with the very hot and very scary Alysia! It seems that she?s thinking of leaving RhyDin and heading home. OMG! A RhyDin without Alysia is hard to imagine. We suppose it would be less scary? but also less hot. We shall have to think this over! S.P. Kitty and L.L. Lucien were offering their help in arranging the travel.