January 3, 2008

Perry and Pipes Saturday!

TRASH-tastic Jade was out in full TRASH-tastic force Saturday night!!! It seems that with Gabe out of the picture, she needs a new man to create delicious drama for yours truly to report. It appears she?s deemed Tyler that man!!! She was in full-on flirt mode with Tyler in the Inn?. to the point that she was calling him ?le Ty Ty?. Thank the heavens for little Jade! She makes our job so darn easy.

Steamy HAWT Den Mama Sid was seen behind the bar doing what she does best ? making us drooooool and serving drinks! LOVE HER! The bar was quite busy and even Head Pussy Panther had to lend a hand to keep the customers happy!

Tyler was seen later in the night with his frat brother, Dean. Is it just us or do these boys travel in pairs??? It?s probably because they are constantly being accosted by young women!!! Dean was, of course, in the company of his new little HAWTIE Rhy. Cuddling and kissing ensued.

Potter Piper and Peredhil were seen entering the Inn together! Eless cheerfully greeted Peredhil by calling him ?Perry? and Peredhil was overheard affectionately referring to Piper as ?Pipes?! We LOVE it! Perry and Pipes! How cuuuuute! Needless to say, Perry seemed to be in a wonderfully cheerful mood?. but then who wouldn?t be when accompanied by RhyDin?s most lovely potter?

They joined a grand party around the hearth that included the DIVINE Storm, Eless, and S?jira. The future Mr. Gov Kitty, Tass, was also present and received a hearty round of congratulations from those gathered! The group was in fantastic spirits but, interestingly enough, when Connar entered and was greeted warmly by Eless, he did not join them! In fact, Connar didn?t look much to the group of his friends at all. Could he be stinging that Potter ?Pipes? was in the company of another man?!?! Instead, Connar spent his night chatting up a lovely young mystery woman at the bar!

Late into the night, Eless was overheard stating that she was a newly engaged woman! Could it be? Has she given into Bad Boy Wil?s act so easily?!?! Say it ain?t so!!!

Gimpy Erin was spotted hanging out with the Blue-Haired Fiend Harris in the Arena Saturday night after the action had died down. Those two should never be left alone together for any significant amount of time. Our sources claim that later in the evening Erin got into it with Locke over some insult against her ?boyfriend? Jake. We?re wondering when Jake hit boyfriend status with her! If they duel, our money?s on Erin! That girl is TEARING up the TDL season. We hear she?s practically a lock for rookie of the year!

January 3, 2008

Frat Party Monday

The mood was festive all across RhyDin Monday night as some celebrated what some in RhyDin hold as the New Year! As for us? We celebrate about five different cultures? ?New Year?! What can we say? We love a good party!

Our sources tell us that the most ADORABLE scene took place Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn as Taneth assisted in planning The Gov Kitty?s wedding dress with her! According to Taneth, it must have a long skirt with short sleeves and lots of sparkles! Can you only imagine how un-Kitty like The Gov would look if Taneth dressed her all the time??? It was awesome to hear that Taneth was around and in good spirits!

We?re told that Randy Rhy looked STUNNING in a very classy satin party dress and even TRASH-tastic Jade covered some of her lady bits in a only slightly slutty belted dress. For once, it was Rhy, not Jade, attracting all the attention! Frat Boy Matt and Damien both seemed pretty bowled over by her appearance! However, Rhy only had eyes for Dean. The pair remained pretty entwined all night.

Despite Damien?s compliments for Rhy, it seems that he was really laying on the charm thick for Jade. That girl just cannot stay single! Tyler was there as well but it seems that Jade had already settled on Damien. Poor ?Ty Ty?! TRASH-tastic Jade wasn?t the only one getting lucky Monday night! Her friend Casidy made quite the impression on Frat Boy Matt and the two were caught in quite the lip lock! It was quite the frat party. We were just waiting for somebody to break out a keg and some togas!

The Outback was pretty quiet Monday night but there was a spirited crowd on Twilight Island! Topaz was on duty as a caller and was wishing all a merry New Year and many wins over the coming months! Rena took over for her later in the night as Topaz was anxious to get in one last duel before the year ended as well. Liena was happy to oblige but, unfortunately for Topaz, Liena was on her game!

January 3, 2008

SPOTTED Wednesday!

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SPOTTED:

- Maeve tending to an injured Stitch early Wednesday evening. We?re not sure what?s more disturbing about this pairing ? the inability of any of our sources to fully understand what either of them are saying through their accents and lingo or that Stitch should be left alone with sweet Maeve! No word yet on exactly what happened to Stitch but with him we?re sure he deserved it!

- SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee mulling over the recent angel infestation. We?re starting to wonder about that ourselves! A bunch of winged freaks if you ask us!

- AJ at the bar having a friendly chat with Awesome Alain?s buddy Frank! She was overheard discussing her bondage likes and dislikes with him and he was overheard saying how much he?d love to see her in a French maid costume. Poor Phillipe! Frank just seems like one of those guys you don?t leave your girlfriend alone with!

- Hina having an apparent emotional break-down when Stitch told her he thought she was trying to ?tie down? Skid by getting pregnant! Icer stook up for Hina but Stitch wasn?t having any of it. We really should put Stitch on our payroll. He?s a one Jackal gossip creating crew!

- Peredhil and Potter Piper politely inviting DoD-er Rena and darling little S?jira to join their table! Pipes and Perry are on still! What fantastic news! What a cute couple they are!

- The Gov Kitty still spreading the news of her engagement! At this point we cannot believe that there?s a soul left in this city that hasn?t heard the announcement! However, we find The Gov Kitty?s enthusiasm so un-Kitty-like but delightful all the same!

- one of Johnny?s lovely family members (we believe she?s a cousin), Katarina, hanging out with Piper, Rena, and crew. Katarina is a drop dead gorgeous blonde! It seems that the entire gang became friendly and the Smith?s fabulous Hogmanay celebration! Although we were under the weather and unable to make it, we hear it was an absolute blast!

- cutie Hodge spending a bit more time getting to know Drunken Dakota! We?re hoping that she takes a lot of care with that one. We hear he?s got a nice looooong trail of broken hearts behind him.

- one of RhyDin?s HAWTEST fathers, Kheld, calling duels in the Outback as Steamy Sartan and Venom Vinny caught up on each other?s lives. A bunch of old married men hanging out on a Wednesday night!

January 7, 2008

Sexy New Girl Friday!

Tass and The Gov Kitty?s wedding is still the topic on the tip of everybody?s tongue! The city remains a buzz with the news! Kacey and Chryrie were overheard discussing what details The Gov Kitty has thus far decided upon. It doesn?t seem like she?s come to many decisions yet. There?s still no wedding date but the city?s anxiously waiting to hear one!

Oh, Lawd! Randy Rhy didn?t take to kindly to Venom Vinny asking TRASH-tastic Jade who her new arm candy was. Oh, come off it, Randy Rhy! Even TRASH-tastic Jade admits that she has a short attention span when it comes to men!!! Rhy accused Venom Vinny of being jealous and Vinny took offense to the statement and FOR ONCE stood up for his marriage! Yay, Venom Vinny! Maybe Querylon will finally let him off the couch!

Damien started threatening Venom Vinny?. er, what? Bad move, bud. Baaaad move. As much as Harris insults Vinny?s skillz, he?s got some maaaaad talent. Damien obviously doesn?t follow dueling very well. Our money?s on Vinny ALL DAY LONG!

Wolv was seen hanging out in the Inn and campaigning for Governor! The primaries start this coming weekend so there?s no time to waste! He was seen having several serious looking discussions with DoD-er Rena. We wonder if she is helping him with his campaign. Considering her knowledge of the city and contacts within the different districts? dueling baronies, he couldn?t pick a better assistant!

Julie was overheard telling Antonio and Darkmere that she?s expecting a little bundle of joy! She seemed quite overjoyed by the news and stated that she was about three months pregnant. We assume the baby?s father is her dragon husband, Drakko, who married Julie back in the summer months! He hasn?t been seen a lot of since and Julie?s been overheard complaining that he spends a great deal of time away from her. It seems he spends enough time around to get the job done!!!

Peredhil and Miss Mercy were seen having a lighthearted conversation together but their pairing didn?t last long once Potter Piper walked in the room! You just can?t seem to break up Perry and Pipes! We LOVE it! Perry and Miss Mercy joined Wil and Pipes and the well wishes for Wil?s upcoming marriage started anew! And when Eless joined the merry party, the teasing over just how many children the pair would have in their first year of marriage began. Pipes seemed to have a bit of a cough and Perry kept a close eye on her the entire night. How we adore this pair!

Teagan was calling duels in the Inn?s basement Arena Friday night and was her usual HAWT self! And speaking of HAWT sword-wielding females, Aya was seen kicking butt and taking names in Tegan?s enchanted rings! Could Aya be looking at making another run for a barony???

Harris was also seen in the ring getting in a couple warlord duels. He?s been vocal on the Arena?s corkboard as of late about the inactivity of some of the barons! Could he have had enough and be looking for peer wins to take one of them out??? Unfortunately, he followed up his peer win with a nasty loss and, just his luck, his dear ?friend? Nova was there to witness it?. and laugh at him, of course!

Our sources claim to have spotted Bast hanging out with DoD-er Rena as she called a couple duels late in the evening hours of Friday night/Saturday morning! He seems to be showing a sudden interest in dueling? or maybe it?s a sudden interest in DoD-er Rena???

The UBER SEXY new girl in the Arena, Alyson, set jaws gaping AGAIN Friday night! She attracted the attention of SMOKIN? Sartan, Speedy Nova, and Baron of New Haven Randy Rand! In fact, Randy Rand was overheard inviting her over to the New Haven Barony to try out the hot tub. OMG! We love his pimp-ilicious ways! Alyson seemed to have a thing for Rand but Nova got shot down cold. Not only is the girl HAWT but she?s got a sharp wit to boot! We?re really starting to like her!

January 7, 2008

Outlet For Rage Saturday!

Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn found Kacey sharing some moonshine and private conversation with Skid! Our sources couldn?t hear much of the conversation which we?ve spanked them appropriately for but they do claim that Skid still doesn?t seem entirely comfortable with the idea of having a kid. Skid was even seen leaving with Kacey!!! Could Skid be tired already of the mother of his child and be ready to move on???

Although Skid was overheard chatting about working on Stitch?s campaign, he wasn?t the only one with a mind on politics. A pretty heavy debate waged between two gubernatorial candidates ? Anastas and Wolv. A crowd gathered to listen and join in on their conversation. Those gathered generally agreed that they understood better about where the candidates stood after listening to the exchange of ideas.

Tasha was seen in the Inn with a gentleman who were told is a family friend and a pair of body guards. Rumor is that there was an attempt on the life of another Blood and, hence, the extra security measures. We?re still wondering who is dumb enough to try anything against the will of Blood House Onyx!!! Not us, that?s for sure!!! And just so we remain on their good side, we just want to take this moment to say how DAMN SEXY Tasha is! WAY DAMN SEXY!

?.Never said we were brave, did we???

Classy, classy, classy! Two of our FAVORITE RhyDin women were spotted in the Inn Saturday night ? Sylvia and Shylah. Both of them were looking their usual degree of brilliance. Sylvia was overheard chatting with Lucky about concerns for her security. We sure hope that she?s okay! We can?t imagine anyone wishing harm on such a lovely woman!

Down in the basement Arena, Duel of Swords Supervisor Chris was seen getting in some hot and heavy action. The Warlord has challenged Baron Xavior for the Dragon?s Gate district so we?re betting he was getting some practice in for the match which is scheduled for Tuesday night at 9 pm. He sure looked real good! Baron Xavior?s got a tough match on his hands!

Is Gabe having a hard time accepting that his wedding with TRASH-tastic Jade is a no-go??? He?s certainly remaining tight-lipped but was working up a serious sweat in the Arena. Dueling?s a great outlet for rage! His friend Michelle (who if you remember correctly he dated prior to TRASH-tastic Jade) was there to watch and console him. He didn?t seem to have much patience for consoling, though. Gabe should wake up! Michelle has always been there for him and she?s a good girl!!! Get your man back, Michelle!
Later into the night, the conversation got a bit?. odd. DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy, MAN-tastic Matt, Hodge, Rory, Speedy Nova, Gimpy Erin, and SMOKIN? Sartan seemed to get a bit slap happy as the night went on. There wasn?t a lot of dueling but, instead, there was a lot of speculation about liontaur Rakeesh. It seems that the group were quite curious about liontaur sex and just what? uh, instrumentation that Rakeesh used for the practice.

Well, it just so happened that they ran into Rakeesh after the party moved up into the Inn for after-dueling drinks?. and Rakeesh was only too happy to oblige their questions by straightening up on his back paws to?. well, answer their questions. Our sources say it was quite the sight to behold!!!

January 8, 2008

Archmage Tournament!

The start of the New Year brought about the Archmage Tournament on the shores of Twilight Island Monday night. RhyDin?s best mages passed through that odd door in the Red Dragon Inn beneath the stairwell and past the glowing portal to gather to duke it out for the right to challenge the legendary Archmage Will Wulfson! Magic was abound and the competition was fierce!

Soerl was briefly spotted on Twilight Island but left as quickly as he showed up. Is it just us or has he seemed sullen since his wife came back into town??? She?s a hottie but perhaps he really had a thing for Van! Soerl and Aylysia haven?t been seen together yet. However, they?ve each been spotted several times separately. We?re DESPERATE for more information about this situation!!!

Chryrie was spotted watching the tournament and seemed to be in a particularly cheerful mood! She even gave poor Venom Vinny a bit of love and congratulations as he continued to advance through the rounds. Venom Vinny?s sharp tongue seems to get him in a good bit of trouble so we?re sure he was thankful for the rare opportunity of having someone cheer him on.

Chryrie?s future brother-in-law was also part of the field. Tass showed up to prove that The Gov Kitty isn?t the only hard hitting member of this duo! Tass put on quite a show but in the end it was Topaz and Venom Vinny who emerged as the final two. DoD-er Rena called the match as Topaz built up a solid lead but Venom Vinny didn?t take it lying down. He took the win in eleven rounds and will move on to face Archmage Will Wulfson.

Congratulations to Venom Vinny! If you?re looking to watch some magical fireworks between two great duelists, the match between Archmage Will Wulfson and Mage Emeritus Vinny Smith will take place tonight (Tuesday) at 9:00 pm by the RhyDinian clock on Twilight Island!

January 14, 2008

Bundle of Joy Tuesday!

Poor dear Amber was having a rough night Tuesday night behind the bar!!! It turns out that a scoundrel gave her a box of hops (which she assumed were brewing hops) but instead the box was full of troublesome grasshoppers. The Inn had a grasshopper invasion!!! We feel so badly for poor Amber, though. How can anyone take advantage of her?!?!

SUUUPER Des and AJ were overheard discussing her wedding! It seems that SUUUUPER Des was assisting AJ in planning it. We know sweet AJ doesn?t have a lot of cash on hand so we don?t expect it to be a grand affair. They seemed to be planning it for the following night in the Great Hall! Could there be a reason that AJ and the Bum Phillipe need a speedy wedding???

CHARITY Jewell was spotted in the Red Dragon Inn looking ROUGH after an evening of dueling the previous night!!! Wow. Evidently she hasn?t pulled off DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy?s sexy and beaten look yet. We?re shocked that Jewell wouldn?t even bother a bit of makeup to cover it up??? After all, isn?t this the woman that has all sorts of glamor spells up her sleeves?!?! What was she thinking???

In the Outback, our sources caught Big Britches Erin acting reaaaal tough!!! She was overheard saying that she has plans to take down Bran, the holder of the Moonberryl Opal. Bran?s a tough cookie! We bet he has something to say about that and we can?t wait to hear what that is! Although, she?s moved up quickly in the ranks of the Arena, she?s got some way to go in the Outback before she?s in a position to challenge.

She started that rise against HAWT new girl Alyson, laying the hottie out haaaard!!! Could Big Britches Erin be a bit jealous that HAWT new girl Alyson?s been getting A LOT of attention from the men that she usually flirts with???

It seems that we finally have word as to Sexy Sartan?s wife, Rory?s, recent absence! Our sources overheard the pair telling their friends that Rory?s expecting the couple?s second child some time this summer!!! Congratulations to both of them!!! We love little ones!

In an odd clash between two words, Luscious Lydia suffered a nasty blow to the head Tuesday night and was tended to by Speedster Nova!!! At first we thought this very odd but it?s starting to grow on us. There?s rumors that Lydia and Grem are no longer together and what more could Lydia use than someone to make her laugh??? There?s nothing better to bring two people together than a head injury!!! We DEMAND more!

January 14, 2008

Scath-babe Thursday!

It?s been a while since our sources have spotted The Judge but they did just that Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn. SMASHING Issy herself was seen at a table with partner-in-crime Trixie! Those two women are HAWTNESS! The Scath-Babes were seen throwing back whiskey and listening to CHARITY Jewell?s dueling exploits. Those are two women that probably didn?t bat an eye at her numerous bumps and bruises!

All three women discussed their significant others enough to confirm that they are still taken ladies. It seems that CHARITY Jewell and Stephen have worked out their differences from the night before. SMASHING Issy was overheard saying that she keeps Scorp plenty busy and Trixie was overheard making a lewd comment about Keaton. Those are three awfully lucky men!!!

Potter Piper and DoD-er Rena were overheard chatting about AJ and Phillipe?s nuptials! Pipes seemed just as stunned as we were to hear that Phillipe was an hour late for his own wedding! He better have a darn good excuse. We haven?t heard one as of yet! DoD-er Rena attempted to ask Pipes about the status of her relationship with Peredhil but she avoided the subject like the plague!!! We?re dyyyying to know too, Rena! Peredhil joined them not shortly after and Rena excused herself to the bar. Perry and Pipes had a quiet, intimate conversation. There is CERTAINLY chemistry there!

The night before Damien was seen flirting it up with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and Thursday night he was seen making the beautiful Atalanta blush!!! We?re not sure what the woman see in that man but he seems to have quite the collection of admirers! We wonder what TRASH-tastic Jade thinks of that!

Action in the rings of the Arena was fairly quiet for a Thursday night as many of the Arena?s dueling elite and fans were either participating in or watching the TDL Allstar match. Of course, we snuck sources into the event and will break down allll the juicy gossip for you a bit later in the day! The legendary duelist Xenograg was present calling matches for those that did show up in the Arena to go a couple rounds. Action did heat up as the TDL Allstar match came to a close and gubernatorial candidate G?naughty G?nort was seen attempting to motivate the dueling vote!

January 14, 2008

Heat Index Friday!

Gubernatorial candidate Wolv was overheard lecturing out of control teen Alex about dating older men Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn. We don?t buy his big brother routine!!! We think he?s got bad intentions where this mouthy teen is concerned! Wolv scores high on the Perv-O-Meter! In fact, he seemed a wee bit jealous when Alex started talking to another man. AJ better come back from her honeymoon before her lil sis gets taken advantage of!

The Inn was pretty quiet but Antonio got his fill of pretty women while tending the bar. Both Alysia and SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee were present and accounted for. Alysia chatted Antonio up and helped fill his time behind the bar while the customers were elsewhere. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee, on the other hand, was again seen flirting away with the playboy Damien! The pair exchanged witticisms well into the night!!! LOVE IT!

Hottie Pirate Girl Teagan always attracts a crowd when she?s calling in the Arena! New girl Alyson was also present and smoooooking which only increased the crowd of horny men. The Randy Baron of New Haven Rand was present with his usual collection of bad pick-up lines and his old friends Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris, Smokin? Sartan, and Speedster Nova wasted no time in making fun of those lines. You?ve got to love Rand?s gumption, though!!!

The heat index of the room was turned up even higher when DoD-er and Badsider Brew spokesbabe, PJ Ramirez, strutted her stuff into the Arena! Her cowboy, Tex, was on hand and she flirted with pretty much any man she could get her hands on. All the while, her friend DoD-er Rena was passed out!!! PJ seemed to give it little mind but then in PJ?s drunken world the status ?passed out? really isn?t all that unusual.

As for Rena, the girl dropped right in the middle of calling and started swinging blindly at Hodge and Soerl who attempted to assist her!!! Odd! When she came out of it she seemed quite confused and made a beeline for the exit!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy missed the drama and came in a bit later to watch PJ?s antics and discuss PJ?s pregnancy in greater detail. No word on who the father of the baby is yet!!! Koy?s husband, MAN-tastic Matt, wasn?t too far behind. He was overheard chatting about piloting space craft with new guy Chase, new girl Alyson, and his partner in crime Smokin? Sartan. Space men are HAWT!

January 16, 2008

SPOTTED Sunday!

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SPOTTED:

- Chryrie chatting early Sunday night with the ranger, Hawk, in the Red Dragon Inn. Put away your magnifying glasses, friends! We certainly don?t believe that Chryrie has interest in cheating on her husband with him. From what our sources tell us, the conversation appeared to be almost a counseling session! Chryrie really should be named RhyDin?s Number One Psychologist/Healer. That girl sure keeps busy with all of RhyDin?s crazy!!!

- Locke mentioning yours truly! We do hope that he?s a fan! We looooove the blue people!

- Atalanta telling a priest that had wandered into the Inn that she had much to confess!!! Oh la la!!! What we wouldn?t give to be a titillated fly on the wall of that confession!

- Lang and Kacey engaged in an odd debate over who is more of a brat while Basalt watched on in confusion. Is it just us or did that whole scene seem very much like a boy on the playground pulling the pigtails of the girl he has a crush on to get her attention??? You heard it here first!

- dear sweet Eless with a bandage on one hand behind the bar! It seems her injury is nothing that we can blame on Bad Boy Wil. Instead, she claims to have burned her hand on a tea kettle the night before. We we?re hoping perhaps Eless popped him in the nose (which hurt her hand) and kicked him to the curb! However, Wil was spotted bar-side later in the night with a perfectly intact nose.

- a lone Gav behind the bar late into the evening! SUUUUPER Des must have decided it was too cold to leave their warm home to accompany him! Evidently so did the patrons because it was quite the quiet night!

- a Pipes-less Perry hanging out at the bar! He seemed to be glancing towards the door an awful lot!!! We sure think that Peredhil was trying to ?run into? Potter Piper. Unfortunately, his efforts failed. Pipes didn?t enter the Inn at all.

- Rory in the Annex calling Fight Night duels before the start of the Overlord Grant Tournament. She was overheard talking to Speedster Nova about coming back early from her sick leave as she was afraid that Duel of Swords Supervisor Chris would yank her pay after his disagreement with her husband, Smokin? Sartan. She seemed to be taking Chris Graziano?s side in the whole mess! BUUUURN, Smokin? Sartan!

- G?naughty G?nort talking to Luscious Lydia in the Annex after the Overlord Grant Tournament about putting up an upbeat front to the world. He seemed to be suggesting that she be more like him!!! NOOOOO! Not our Lydia!!!

- HAWT spaceman talk!!! New Space Hottie Chase was seen asking MAN-tastic Matt about good places in town to take a woman out for a date!!! Could he be thinking about asking about fellow pilot New Girl Alyson out on a date?!?! Delicious!

- Gubernatorial candidate G?naughty G?nort and his campaign manager Big Britches Erin hanging out together late into the night!!! We?re sure they were talking ?politics?. We wonder how Good Boy Jake feels to know that his girlfriend is ?working? with G?nort late into the night???

January 16, 2008

Tournament for the Overlord Grant!

Now typically the honor of choosing who will receive the Overlord Grant is left entirely up to the current Overlord. Making the decision himself just didn?t seem to hold enough drama for Overlord Roland! Instead, he decided to choose a champion and allow each of the barons to choose a champion in order to fight it out for the Grant!

The Overlord?s Champion is also the current holder of the Talon of Redwin, Pirate Girl Teagan. She wasn?t the only hottie given a spot in! The Baroness of Battlefield Park Maria asked for resumes and a series of odd questions in order to determine who would win her entry ticket. CHARITY Jewell won Maria?s heart for having similar interests as Maria ? themselves. The Baroness of Dockside Little Black Book Jaycy opened up her book to the ?M? page and found MAN-tastic Matt!!! Wouldn?t you be a bit concerned if you were DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy?!?! What sexual favors did Matt have to give up to be the champion of Dockside???

Speaking of sexual favors, G?naughty G?nort, the Baron of the Old Market District, named his rumored mistress Big Britches Erin as his champion. As we first reported, Cas didn?t waste any time nailing down the Baron of the Old Temple Horatio to name him the Old Temple champion. The Baron of Seaside Damien was a bit closer to the vest about his choice. However, few were surprised to hear that his nominee was his old friend/former Overlord Cletus. We would have bet money that the Baron of New Haven Randy Rand would have been suckered by some HAWT female type for his ticket but instead he choose the owner of Red Orc Brewery (the maker of everyone?s beloved Badsider Brew) Jake Thrash. Finally, the newest baron Xavior of Dragon?s Gate choose DoD-er Rena to represent his district.

The champions gathered as did quite the crowd to watch the event! Overlord Roland as well as many of the barons stepped out of the districts to witness the tournament! To make the night even crazier, the calling duties of the fantastic P-Imp were arranged for the evening!

It must be nice to be the owner of Red Orc Brewery. Not only must Jake be an absolute millionaire considering the insane success of Badsider Brew but HAWT models show up to cheer him on!!! DoD-er/Badsider Brew spokesbabe PJ showed up in her usual style (meaning half-dressed) and rooted her employer on. What a lucky duck he is!

Overlord Roland acquired a new loyal baron in such an odd manner that it even seemed to surprise him! After tossing a candy bar to Maria and discussing how much his daughter was a fan of her and Jaycy, Maria was overheard stating that she would be changing her alignment to loyal. Maria?s behavior didn?t get much more understandable as she then carried on a conversation with CHARITY Jewell that our sources tell us was impossible to follow! We think those two women are just totally on the same wavelength ? crazy!

Hodge was seen jawing with The Gov Kitty as they watched Smokin? Sartan! We hear ?watched? is a bit of an understatement and that what Hodge was doing was quite close to staring!!! Could the dark-haired beauty Hodge have a thing for the married man?!?! Oooh, we love when the gossip gets dirty!!!

It seems that Little Black Book Jaycy just caaaan?t go a night in public without finding some man to flirt with! Sunday night?s target??? Her fellow baron and fellow horny toad, Randy Rand!!! They were seen making quite the scene flirting back and forth. We?re dying to know if Jaycy?s panties ended up on the floor of the New Haven Barony!

It was the Overlord?s own champion, Pirate Girl Teagan, that emerged victorious from the tournament! Overlord Roland seemed quite pleased to hand the grant to her. No word yet as to who she will challenge.

Congratulations, Teagan!

January 18, 2008

The Panther?s Claw Tournament!

In honor of the founder of the Duel of Fists, Head Pussy Panther, a cyclical tournament is held within the Outback to celebrate the rising talent among the brawlers!!! Everyone ranked beneath Emerald is given the opportunity to participate and, without fail, the event is a fantastic night of hard-hitting action!

CHARITY Jewell must have a thing for Grazianos! She was seen chatting up a former winner of the Panther?s Claw title, Miriya Graziano, before the tournament began. The two women share a common interest ? racing. Mir is a crew chief for a race team while Jewell?s restaurants sponsors one of her teammate?s no-grav vehicle! We didn?t know this racing stuff was becoming such a big deal. We may have to check it out.

RAT-tastic Napoleon was seen hanging out with SMOKIN? Sartan and SPEEDY Nova between rounds. The two over grown boys and their over grown rat friend ate cookies while Napoleon sadly recalled the day that someone unknowingly gave him gum! Evidently his fur had bald patches for quite a while after that. Poor Nappy!

?Speaking of SPEEDY Nova, we hear that he was cheering for Luscious Lydia Monday night!!! We?re telling you! There?s something behind this flirtation between the quick-witted neutralizer and the green-haired seamstress! Lydia put up quite the showing, making it several rounds into the tournament before losing to the more experienced RAT-tastic Napoleon!

Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris lectured blue-haired CHARITY Jewell about her masochistic streak! She certainly has seemed on the beaten and bloody side. We?re starting to wonder if there?s something more to it. BHB Harris seems to be wondering the same thing! He seemed a bit worried as he tried to convince Jewell to let him train her so that she doesn?t walk out of a ring limping. Jewell replied that sometimes she goes into a ring TO BE A PUNCHING BAG!!! Red flag, anyone?!?! That girl needs help FAST before she turns into DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy.

Miriya was seen hugging her brother Tony and complaining about not having seen him in forever. Both seemed to be accusing the other of not keeping in touch. There?s been hints of Graziano tension over the past month. We wonder if this is just another sign!!! It?s about that time in the TDL season for some Graziano drama!

We hear that Michelle was on hand to watch Gabe duke it out but Gabe left without saying a word to her!!! That poor girl should just cut her losses and move on already. She seems like such a sweetheart!

By the end of the loooong night of dueling, SUUUUPER Des announced that RAT-tastic Napoleon was the winner! He was quite excited about his loot and headed off with his treats to show off the Claw to his pirate friends.

Congratulations, RAT-tastic Napoelon!

January 21, 2008

Little Black Book Wednesday!

We hear that Cowboy Jake was overheard asking DoD-er Rena for love advice Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn! First of all, hasn?t Cowboy Jake given up on Big Britches Erin yet?!? And secondly, who goes to a DoD-er for love advice?!?! Erin really shouldn?t be left alone with Cowboy Jake! She?s going to steal his innocence right out from under him!!!

Speaking of two people who shouldn?t be left alone together, out of control tween Alex was seen macking on her crush Newt. The pair were seen kissing on one another and feeding each other chocolate!!! Seriously, who is supposed to be keeping an eye on this girl while her sister is on her honeymoon??? We bet she?s knocked up before AJ and Phillipe get back!!!

We?ve been told that Skid was overheard blatantly hitting on The Gov Kitty in front of his pregnat girlfriend Hina! Claaaaassy!!! The Gov Kitty seemed to pay him little mind as she was again busy talking with friends about her wedding dress. We wonder how much governing is actually getting done these days. The Gov Kitty seems to have fully checked out of the political role and has morphed into?. GASP!? a bride!!!

It seems that Chryrie and Hawk were having another intimate session! Hawk was overheard complimenting her inner psychotherapist. We?re dyyyying to know what subject he?s been so intent on getting advice on. He certainly seems like a cool, collected character! It?s always the quiet ones, though, huh?

Little Black Book Jaycy (A.K.A. The Baroness of Dockside) was overheard in the Outback admitting that she never chases boys, she only seduces men! You?ve got to love her! She?s so darn naughty! First she was overheard being flirty with THE Randy Baron of New Haven Rand! These two are a match made in sinfully delicious heaven! Later, however, Jaycy turned her attentions on SMOKIN? Sartan who admitted several nights previous to having a relationship with Jaycy some time ago. Their conversation was certainly intimate!!! Could SMOKIN? Sartan be taking applications for a mistress?!?! In fact, SOMEONE slipped some photographs under our door of the pair embracing in the empty Outback with a note stating that they left together! Oh la la! Jaycy makes our life scrumptious!

January 26, 2008

Dueling Brothers Friday!

We hear that TRASH-tastic Jade was a mess Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn!!! Evidently, she?d heard from someone that Playboy Damien had been macking on another girl the night prior. Randy Rhy didn?t believe the rumors which leads us to question if she is blind or just plain stupid!

Our sources claim to have spotted Savannah briefly at the bar downing a Badsider!!! We?re SHOCKED! She hasn?t been seen since Soerl?s wife returned to town! We thought she?d slunk off into the night. We?re glad to see that the hottie is still around!

Speaking of people that haven?t been seen in public in a while, Deadbeat Dad Alex and the OTHER Other Woman Yami were seen at the bar and, while Alex had Yami?s attention, Alex seemed to be flirting with ANOTHER woman!!! Man, he sure gets around! He must have charm oozing out of every orifice of his body!

Kacey was seen in the Inn again with her new (old?) man, Davarin. The pair seemed to be in a hot and heavy conversation and he was even caught holding her hands! It?s definitely nice to see that there?s a man alive that can make that somber woman smile!

Now you all know how much we hate to say negative things about Alysia. We?re desperately afraid that she will separateus from our head or carve out some vital organ with a spoon! However, she was looking quite out of it Friday night in the Inn. It seems she was attracting quite a bit of attention from those that she knew for her odd behavior?.. but she was still DAMN sexy!!! ?.Maybe that?ll keep us out of trouble!

Our sources say that the smile that Peredhil leveled on Piper when she walked back into the Inn after being gone for several days could have lit a city block!!! Unfortunately, Pipes missed the good cheer as she was thoroughly distracted. Le sigh. These two are never going to get over their politeness and just GET IT ON already!!! Perry and Pipes sat with DoD-er Rena and the DIVINE Storm to chat and catch up with one another.

Downstairs in the Inn?s basement Arena, The Gov Kitty was being questioned on her wedding plans YET AGAIN!!! It seems that woman can?t go anywhere without everybody shooting her a million questions about the event. Clearly, the entire city is waiting on pins and needles for it!!! We can?t wait until they announce a date!!!

The dueling brothers made an appearance later into the night!!! Our sources say that former overlords/barons Cletus and Magnus both were seen in the Arena looking for duels. That usually means only one thing ? the boys are preparing for a challenge. Considering that the old heat between the pair and Gubernatorial candidate Karen has been stirred up once again on the cork board, it?s certainly not surprising. We wonder if Karen will be all that thrilled if the city starts becoming aware of her long-standing grudge with the prominent family!!!

Hodge seemed all sorts of excited to see Smokin? Sartan in the Arena Friday night!!! She certainly seems to haaaaang onto his every word. We?re telling you! There?s something to this! We think that the married man?s eye is starting to wander to the dark-haired beauty!

January 28, 2008

Where are the Frat Boys Sunday?

OMG!!! TRASH-tastic Jade is a nut!!! We love her for her nuttiness but she?s a nut, none the less. Even after she discovered just what her Demon Playboy Damien has been up to, she has evidently taken him back. Not only that but she made quite the scene Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn kissing and loving on him while telling Rhy just how much he means to her!

It seems that Rhy and Frat Boy Dean are still going strong! They both seemed not to have eyes for anyone but one another. This one has quickie marriage, quickie pregnancy, and quickie divorce written allllll over it!!! It?s burning too hot, too fast!!! Where?s Dean?s frat brothers to reign him back in?!?! Just slow it down, kids! There?s no rush!

Lang and Kacey were overheard discussing politics and, wouldn?t you know, were the most intelligent sounding pair in the room! They both seem to agree that the governor has no real power because there are too many powerful people in RhyDin who get away with whatever they want. However, they also seemed to agree that it?s better this way because power in the wrong hands could be very bad for the city. We can?t help but agree with them!!!

It seems that we?re not the only ones to find this Davarin and Kacey situation interesting. Lang was overheard questioning her at length about the new/old relationship and seemed quite happy for her!!! We HEART Lang!!! Not all of her friends are sold on Davarin, though. We hear that Basalt threatened Davarin with violence should he hurt dear Kacey! Now that?s a threat that any man would balk at!

We hear that there are signs that Atalanta has moved on after her brief tryst with Demon Playboy Damien! Evidently, Atalanta was seen pulling Locke tightly to her by his shirt and had quite the intimate conversation with him!!! Demons! Blue elves! That girl likes them a bit on the freaky side, no?!?!

Gubernatorial candidate G?naughty G?nort is quite the ladies? man! He was seen flirting it up with a dark-haired cutie named Liddy in the Annex during Fight Night. G?nort likes to take his flirting to the ring but he seemed a bit distracted by Liddy?s assets because she took a close win over the much more experienced and accomplished duelist!

Later into the night, New Girl Hottie Alyson was seen chatting with New Guy Hottie Chase about their common passion ? spaceships!!! Our sources understood little of what was said as other worldly things are so over our heads but there was no mistaking the shared chemistry!!! We?re LOVE CHEMISTRY EXPERTS!!! And they?ve sure got it!

January 28, 2008

Diamond Rules Monday!

Atalanta seemed in a right good mood while tending the bar Monday night! She playfully bantered with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee who warned a patron that Atalanta is a new tender and sometimes her drinks explode prematurely! We?re not quite sure who this unknown patron is but it seems that Kairee knew him quite well!!! In fact, our sources overheard her asking him if he had enjoyed their night out together the previous night!!!He better beware! We?ve said it before! Kairee?s a total man-eater!

Kairee wasn?t the only patron giving the new tender a hard time! It seems that Brale Brother Baker was present and accounted for after an absence that was much too long! He evidently told Lang that Atalanta always serves Baker first but she has a crush on him. The comment caused the dark-haired beauty to turn all sorts of red!!!

Deadbeat Dad Alex was spotted hanging around the Inn and things still seem to be on a nasty freeze between he and his wife the OTHER Other Woman Yami! Alex barely even acknowledge the woman! We?re wondering if divorce papers are in their not too distant future. However, we?ve yet to hear what the problem between the pair is! We?re guessing that they?ll list ?wandering eye? as the reason for the divorce. Why is that??? Well, Alex has already been seen spending time with a tall, mysterious blonde elf who were told is named Jalleia!

Yami, on the other hand, was busy flirting it up with Lang and even playfully calling him by a pet name ?Langy Poo?. We?re told that Lang has a girlfriend but we?ve never laid eyes on her and that certainly hasn?t stopped Yami in the past!!! We kind of dig this couple.

Quite a few people were thrilled to see Amthy enter the Red Dragon Inn! And why wouldn?t they be?!?! The girl is the personification of positive energy! However, there were none more excited than the quiet Ranger Hawk!!! What a romantic gentleman he turns into when she appears!!! He was seen snagging her and pulling her into a loving embrace!!! He seemed quite willing to remain at her side fooooorever! How cute! Amthy was positively bowled over by the news from Chryrie that her dear friend The Gov Kitty would be marrying Tass.

In fact, Amthy seemed so thrilled by the idea of a wedding that she told Hawk that she wanted to get married!!! How fantastic would it be if last year?s May Queen and her ?Green Man? got married at Beltane this year! That?s it. We demand a fabulous wedding between the pair at Beltane!

We hear that Bad Boy Wil and Edible Eless were spotted out and about on the town for dinner and some dancing! The pair were also spotted in the Inn for some warm drinks after their night out. Things seem to still be going strong between them and Bad Boy Wil is still keeping himself out of trouble! We wonder what sort of spell Edible Eless has him under!!!

We?re still thoroughly confused about what exactly Hodge is up to. Although, she?s widely seen as ?Rix?s girl?, she spends a lot of time with Speedster Nova and Smokin? Sartan but Monday night in the Outback, Speedster Nova was overheard saying that she should hook up with Baron od New Haven Randy Rand! Perhaps Speedster Nova and Smokin? Sartan have just taken it upon themselves to be Hodge?s own cupids. Needless to say, they?re not doing a very good job if their top two candidates are Rix and Rand. Come spend some time with us, sweetheart! We?ll find you a nice guy!

Everyone always knew that Smokin? Sartan had an ego but it seems this Diamond business may have ALREADY gone to his head. Evidently, Monday night he created a list of rules that he is requiring all Fists? duelers to follow!!! It doesn?t seem to have had much of an impact but that hasn?t deterred Sartan! In fact, quite a few of the female duelers are up in arms over the rules as he has banned the hitting of women within the Outback!!!

Things were much more subdued out on the shores of Twilight Island. However, DoD-er Rena and Venom Vinny were seen having a discussion about the towers. Vinny was quite tired from the travel to the Island and back to his home and was overheard stating that he may have to use his tower for more than just a vacation home. Vacation home?!?! Who is he kidding??? We all know that the tower is really his ?doghouse? and he uses it as a place to crash every time his antics put him on the outs with his wife!

January 28, 2008

Curse Filled Wednesday!

DoD-er Rena was seen at the bar in the Red Dragon Inn Wednesday night catching up with her friend and fellow duelist, Klinton! Klinton has been away for quite some time and seemed concerned over hearing that Rena had struggled in the past several months. Our sources say that he appeared quite worn out and was overheard saying that he?s been spending most of his time since his return resting. We sure hope he gets better soon and is back in a ring!!!

While Atalanta certainly seems to have a crush on the blue elf, Locke, it?s her friend Chase that seems to have caught his eye. He?s been seen with both women several times over the past several days but it always seems to be Chase that has his attention!!! In fact, his eyes were seen roaming her way more than once on Wednesday evening. We wonder if this will cause friction between the close friends!

It seems Smokin? Sartan is quite unhappy about the rumors about some sort of taudry relationship between him and Jaycy! He was overheard ranting in the Outback about it and threatening violence upon whomever spread such ?lies?!!! Whatever! Even Speedster Nova seemed quite surprised by the sudden curse-laden lecture! Smokin? Sartan spent the rest of the night working his temper off in the rings!

CHARITY Jewell was seen in the Outback as well, volunteering her husband Stephen up to duel MAN-tastic Matt while she sat back and enjoyed Stephen?s wine!!! That?s a loving wife for you!!! Stephen put up a decent showing, however, against the much more experienced fist fighter. Yet, in the end it was MAN-tastic Matt that walked away the WINNA!

January 30, 2008

A Merry Friday!

The Red Dragon Inn was fuuuull of Ravenlocks Friday night!!! Deadbeat Dad Alex showed up first and spent some MORE time getting to know the lovely Jalleia! He sure does move fast and he knows how to pick them! Jalleia sure seems like one classy broad! She better beware, though. Deadbeat Dad Alex sure has a reputation of loving ?em and leaving ?em!

Also present was the dashing Brian and his spicy wife Jenai along with CHARITY Jewell! While Alex remained pretty enamored with his company, the rest of the Ravenlocks chatted and caused trouble as they are prone to doing. CHARITY Jewell?s fellow blue-haired partner in crime/next husband Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris shared a drink with the troublemakers. There?s someone who?d fit right into the Ravenlock crowd!!! Harris was still sporting quite a few bumps and bruises from the Diamond Quest!!! We?re telling you, that?s a naaasty tournament! Also hanging out with the Ravenlocks was TRASH-tastic Jade who ALWAYS hangs onto Brian?s every word. That girl has such the everlasting crush on the eldest Ravenlock!

The merriment in the Inn didn?t stop with the Ravenlocks, later into the night a cheerful crowd gathered at the bar to exchange come-ons. Antonio was tending and laid quite the line on the lovely Chase who, for once, was more concentrated on the conversation than throwing back as much alcohol as she could in a fifteen minutes period!!! Bad Boy Wil was quite impressed by Antonio?s charm (as we all are!) but, charm or not, he still seems to have fully captured Edible Eless?s heart! The pair were in quite the lovey dovey mood Friday night!

We hear that they have finally announced the date of their wedding!!! Eless and Wil shall celebrate their marriage on the 8th of March!!! We?re so excited and just cannot wait for our invitation!!! They couldn?t possibly have a wedding without us, right?

January 31, 2008

Paaaarty Girl Sunday!

Our sources were a little surprised to see all three members of that new love triangle together in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night enjoying one another's company!!! In fact, Frank was overheard mentioning to the Bum Phillipe that he'd like to see Phillipe's wife, AJ, in a French maid outfit. That man's got some cajones! Major! Our money's on Frank!!! We think he could crush Phillipe with his little pinky!!!

Nooooo! Say it ain't so! It's been just over a week since Pipes and Perry were spotted in public together and on the last occassion Peredhil didn't even acknowledge Potter Piper!!! Instead, he spent the night chatting up Miss Mercy.... and that's exactly what our sources saw him doing Sunday night as well. We hate to hate on Miss Mercy but.... HOW DARE SHE!!! We don't like this. We don't like this one bit.

Our hope for a happy ending to the Pipes and Perry saga was further diminished when we heard reports that later in the evening Peredhil looked quite uncomfortable when Maeve asked if Potter Piper would be joining him when he visited Maeve's refuge. Evidently, he admitted that he didn't believe so and that he had not seen Potter Piper in well over a week!!! How sad!

So maybe things in Hodge's personal life are getting a bit more clear! We hear that she was hanging out in the Inn with the very same man she's been crushing on for well over a month -- Rix. We can only imagine that the pair were avoiding the dueling venues to avoid having to get teasing from their friends!!! They certainly would have gotten some with the mushy manner in which they were acting!!! Now Rix has quite the history with the women of the Arena so we won't call this a "love match" yet but it appears that there's definitely some chemistry!

Love and flirting were the theme of the evening! From what we have heard, Davarin and Kacey are officially back together!!! Good for him!!! He seems to know a good thing when he sees it. The pair were caught engaging in quite the liplock and later Davarin was seen hurrying her on out!

Although, Quel's been seen quite a bit with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee in recent days, Sunday night he was seen rubbing the back of Chase who was in tears. Why was the boozing party girl in tears??? Who knows?!?! She must be one of those drunk criers! Someone needs to warn Quel before he gets in over his head with that one! It seems that Locke learned that lesson. He's seemed to have made his decision between the two PAAARRRTY girls as Sunday night he was seen chatting intimately with Atalanta. We bet she's the more grounded of the two girls but, really, that's not saying a whole lot!

We doubt SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee is too terribly torn up! She was seen leaving late into the night with her on-again/off-again boyfriend, Julien. The pair were supposedly heading to his home for a little late night booooooty call! Sin-alicious!

CHARITY Jewell was spotted having a very serious conversation with Head Pussy Panther! We hear both of them were sporting some very somber expressions!!! Jewell was evidently quite concerned for Panther's well being. We sure hope everything's okay!

Downstairs in the Annex, Taneth was briefly spotted during Fight Night! Taneth spottings are so few and far between these days that we can't help but get excited!!! Quite a few of her friends have been worried about her these days when she does appear but we hear that she sounded relatively coherent and appeared to be in good health Sunday night. That's a relief!

Rory was overheard asking Speedster Nova if she could move into his house in the event that "The Diamond" Smokin' Sartan throws her out!!! OMG!!! Would he really toss his pregnant wife out into the streets?!?! This fuels the rumor that there is something blooming between Smokin' Sartan and his former girlfriend, Baroness of Dockside Jaycy! Sartan has denied those rumors on many occassions but this news certainly doesn't help quelch those reports.

Admist reports from several legitimate sources that Luscious Lydia had been shot recently, she appeared in the Annex albiet a bit shakily. She looked STUNNING though in a beautiful blue dress!!! We really thought that considering the reports of her violent brush with danger, Grem would reappear to take care of her. Unfortunately, Lydia was alone when she was seen. Yet, she had a smile on and seemed to be in an upbeat mood! We really hope the best for her!

We hear that Big Britches Erin was also seen hanging out with Speedster Nova late into the evening. They just seemed to be chatting with no flirtatious looks flying. However, we really dig these two as a couple. Big Britches Erin needs a sarcastic jerk to keep her in place! Cowboy Jake won't keep her attention for very long. Make your move Nova!!!