Topic: January 2009

Gossip Intern 2

Date: 2009-01-08 02:21 EST
7 de Enero: ?Deslumbramiento del acebo de la desaceleraci?n!

Slow down Holly Daze!

Oki! Deh Holidaze es officially ova? pero deh newz es fantastico! I can jus see mi pay check gedding mucho grande!

?Comiencie!

To kick dings off, les start wit? deh weddin? of Drash Dastic Jade y Dakoda Steele! Who eva deh chicko?s name es? Seems Drash Dastic one es no longer Drash Dastic Miss! She now has a Mr. Drash Dastico! We were invited, but we forget wha? dime et wus. Oh bien. Either way? we wish deh Drash Dastic Duo Mucho Congratulations!

Hablas weddingz! Mucho numerous chickas tying deh knot! Yes, y chickos too?. Yeesh. ?Usted no va a quejarse en m?! Oki? Les git to deh list?.

Apparently Lang Darkwing, y chicko who makes me think of D horror flicks where deh bad guy is like somin in a frilly dress or somin? Well I don? know when he did et, but deh chicko found a girl willin enough! Derz gonna be a Senora Darkwing? Sensaci?n apesadumbrada para esa muchacha? Good luck Mrs? Senora Darkwing? Hope deh fact dat hell haz frozen ova doesn? stop tu!

Hablas de hell freezing ova?. Chicka Ren, wus seen talkin with Lang abou? her own nuptials (Hope that word is right?. Can neva figure out dis stupid language.) La Chicka es mucho angry at her chicko? Et seems la chicko es no bein. La chicko jus had a son wit anotha woman. We will keep a close eye on dis one yeh can bet dat.

Deh weddin?s comiencie! Banana Rumma Bree es officially off deh market? We hate?s de see la chicka go. Deh chicko es Hina?s brotha, y deh same one who dismissed deh Drash Dastic One, Damien Cow? Err? Crowe. We so give dis quarto meses.

Deh news grows! Off the Market es Hina, dis chicka finally found la chicko who es sane! We hope! No news as to when yet, y we are dold es Marek Kharune! La chicko who wus supposedly dating Tara! Dis news es getting bueno!

Kairee, ju know, la Man Muncher Kairee? She?s been seen wit dis man, but we don? know la chicko?s name! Someone must let us know! Et seems dis chicko has MM Kairee wrapped around his finger! Uno meses y chicko will be all chewed up.

Skid wus seen leaving the Inn Christmas Eve with none otha den Lanta? Et wus also rumored dat Hina wus der to witness deh? wut es he? Either way, la chicko was swoonin all ova Lanta, sources say when et comes de Lanta? Hina es always en some kind deh loser. Even mi sources say deh chicka, Hina, wus a piquito put off by dis. Stick wit Marek, Hina!

Ooo! Hina announced dat la chicka had a girl! Wusn? she just preggerz? La chicka es goin deh way of Jewel and la chicko cerdo Stephen. Les hope when Hina gets diaz she calls et quits.

Cole wus up en deh Inn sportin? his own fiesta sort of ways. La chicko makes deh Drash Dastic one? well look a little less Drash Dastic! Ef dat es even possible. Dis man has us so confused? es he wit a chicko or a la chicka? We will be watchin dis one. Closely.

Oki so deh drama es up piquito mas, pero mas porvafor! Audios!

?Feliz A?o Nuevo!

GossipIntern

Date: 2009-01-12 16:09 EST
Now since we all have been busy with christmas, yule, haunukah, kwanza, or whatever things you are celebrating in this city... We are finally picking things back up with a lovely informant for what we missed at the GangSTAR HQ.


"Catching Up For The New Year" by the Gossip GangSTAR's Guest Columnist.

It seems the women of RhyDin have born (literally) the fruits of an extra frisky Spring. Flawless Koy and her husband Governor Matt are now blessed with a baby girl. The Divine Mrs. Storm and Yummy Ewan are proud parents of a bouncing, baby boy. Twins for AJ and Phillipe and word is on the street that Hina's pregnant. We hope she's off her own bottle for the duration of the pregnancy at least. Quiet tea-drinking Juleta has also brought her little bundle of joy, Mira, to the Inn under the watchful eye of Darkmere.

An early, chilly Winter has made the Inn a prime spot for a lot of cuddling. Black Widow Kairee has worked her charms on some amazing menflesh and currently keeps company with a haughty, but handsome grey elf. The woman is nothing less than Splendiferous, but just where do these men go? Lucky Lang is now officially off the market and engaged to the mysterious, rarely seen Hera. One of the crazier Bloods, Lusiphur, has been seen in the company of the lovely elf Gemethyst - much to the consternation of our dear Crazy Train Tara. Passionate Antonio's love is rumored to have moved in with him. He certainly wasn't on the market very long! You snooze, you loose here in RhyDin. Maranya the Clawed is now living it up in splendid style at his palazzo. However, she has been seen in a lip lock with a little known property manager as well as cuddling by the fire with some very fine, male specimens.

Speaking of fine male specimens, there has been an influx of very handsome, very witty men in RhyDin. Unfortunately for the women of the city, it appears they've been spending much of their cuddle time with other hot men of the realm. Two of RhyDin's hottest males have been spotted recently in the Inn: that lucious Lord Brian Ravenlock and the newly married all-male, all the time, Dakota Steele. They are partnered up with equally hot & smexy mates! Look and drool all you want Ladies, but no touching!

Can we mention the words hot & sexy and not mention the return of our former Governor Kitty? She's graced the Inn with her fantabulous presence and reminded us of what a true RhyDin woman is - gorgeous, sexy, intelligent and she can kick your arse without breaking a fingernail. We are not worthy!

Younger men of RhyDin look out! We've spotted a hunky new mountain of a man named Mason. Not only does he look good, he' can dress well at times and he can COOK! The lovely Doc Eva has been the main recipient of his talents and attention. Go, Girlfriend! They and some other tipsy patrons were lighting off fireworks outside the Inn to ring in the New Year!

The sane DODer Rena has been seen on the receiving end of a Meek Micheal. He has so far survived inquisitions by her fellow Misfits, Potter Piper and C.M.M. Eless. We have no official opinion yet as to his IQ level for wishing to be around that crazy bunch. Rena is quiet, lovely and well... normal. The friends she keeps are well... far from normal. Word on the street has it that C.M.M. has been seen wearing a silver band and off and on in the company of the charming, chivalrous, Connar. Are those two finally going to be a couple? Inquiring minds want to know! Especially after seeing Awesome Alain and Eless descending the stairs of the Inn with tousled hair and flushed cheeks!

How could we mention crazy without a special shout out to Tara! We've heard she has intentions on becoming the city's next Governor. Remember you read it here first, Folks!



Where would I be without you darling... whoever you are. We love you here at the HQ for not making us look too bad.

GossipIntern

Date: 2009-01-26 16:12 EST
What a wonderful Sunday!!

Lang was talking to Anushka about his and his girlfriend?s secret jobs. We have no real information on this, but all we heard from our sources was that it included smacking someone around and they helped the guard. There are two options for that, a mercenary, and an entertainer of sorts. With Lang I wouldn?t put the second one past him.

The Mischief queen, Eless, was tending bar last night in the inn! She was seen getting flowers ordered to be delivered to her by our local Cigar girl, Mira. I?ll make a note to send Miss Eless even better flowers; Mr. Franco would be pleased that I did so.

The detective Alain was being hit on by lovely Serena, but he gave her the hint it wasn?t going to work. Apparently his love has passed away. Poor Alain? the moment he settles on one girl for good and that happens. Maybe Serena could help heal his broken heart?

Alas, Sundays are slow, so there is not much to report.

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-01-27 08:54 EST
Crabs, Towers, and Shotguns on a Monday!

I WILL NOT BE STOPPED!!!!

Lawsuits for defamation and threats will not stop the GangSTAR! I am back! Lawyers be damned!

We hear that Awesome Alain is back on the market! We?re sad, of course, for his loss but uber happy for what this means in the gossip world! Awesome Alain is always a hit with the chicks! In fact, he was seen with a trio of beauties last night! The trouble-making silver-haired fox, Gem, just seemed to be interested in discussing business but that was NOT the case with Silly Sassy. She was ALL OVER Awesome Alain. Niiiiice ! We hear that he was also seen chatting with Twin Serena who he used to date/sleep with/?talk to?/well, whatever you kids are calling it these days. In the end we hear it was Silly Sassy who he left with to bonk!

We hear that our Darling Taneth is trying to get Crazy Train Tara to explain the? well, birds and the bees to her! WHERE THE HELL IS KITTY?!?! Isn?t it her job to keep C.T. Tara from corrupting our beautiful Darling Taneth ??? Our sources tell us that we don?t have much to worry about because C.T. Tara seemed absolutely panicked by the thought of Darling Taneth having sex with her new boyfriend the current Overlord, Tormay! OMG! What have we missed?

By the way, we hear that C.T. Tara?s discussion on sex included crabs, towers, and shotguns. Oh my!

Is it just us or does Chief Mischief Maker Eless really look even more FABULOUS?!?! She was seen having a cup of tea with the handsome Jolyon while Ladies? Man Antonio had Anya on his arm! What? WHAT? Antonio is with Anya and C.M.M. Eless is not??? Things have just gotten all sorts of screwy! We HATE her!

Evidently things really have changed while we were away from our laptop! We hear that Doc Eva was seen being hit on by a large, gruff looking man that was most certainly NOT the World?s Hottest Tender Tucker! This mystery man was seen presenting a daisy to the lovely Doc which turned her into complete mush! She certainly has a type, no? Tall, handsome, and unkept! She sure likes manly men!

The Gov Man-tastic Matt and FLAWLESS Koy were seen together in the Outback and evidently they?re still as icky sweet as ever! It?s too bad they?re hotness personified because we really want to hate them for how lovey dovey they are to one another!

Oh la la! We love when men stick up for their women! It seems that Daniel did not like what Foul Mouthed Tommy was saying about his little love muffin Lizzie. We think Foul Mouthed Tommy might be a wee bit jealous! Ah, young love in RhyDin! It always seem to result in violence!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-01-31 13:17 EST
Major Trouble Thursday!

Our sources were out in full force on Friday night and they couldn?t help but overhear Lucky Lang declare himself ?trustworthy?. Seriously, they?re still laughing hysterically. We had to peel them up off the floor! We hear that he amused himself by flirting it up with the lovely young Desiree. Iiiinteresting! Isn?t he supposed to be engaged or something? Trustworthy! Ha!

Awesome Alain was seen together with his former hook-up Serena but we hear that they?re not ?together?. That fact seemed to be solidified as Alain seemed busy giving Lucky Lang a hard time and Serena was making eyes at a handsome new hunk named Shane. The girl certainly has an eye for talent! This Shane is most certainly a pretty face! We hear he?s single ladies! Pull up the girdles and slap on some foundation! We?ve got a live one!

Crazy Train Tara seemed a bit subdued! Who slipped Valium in her oatmeal??? She was seen chatting with the lovely Seeker and just didn?t seem up to her usual perky self. We are quite curious about what is going on with the Crazy Train!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-01-31 13:20 EST
New, Hot Friday!

Very few of the usuals were out and about Friday night but our sources did spot some faces that were new to us! You know how we love the new, hot bar flies and celebutantes! Pull out your little black books, folks! Here?s the hottest we were able to locate and identify!

First on our list is Annike! Wowzer! That girl is absolutely smoking. Those deep blue eyes are something that no man can resist. We?re not worthy! We?re not worthy! Her companion was a wee bit on the odd side but mark him down as well as we?ll explain why in a second. His name is evidently Wesker and he?s got that pale vampire thing going on but we don?t think he?s a vampire. What he is, though, is the president of a pharmaceutical company. Ching, ching!!! We see the dollar signs in all you gold diggers? eyes from here. Better be quick, though! We doubt you all are much competition for the beautiful Annike!

And now from a couple of blonde finds to a brunette ? Emma! And we LOVE the name! LOVE IT! She was spotted by the hearth on her own with a fruity drink in hand. Are you listening, Awesome Alain? This hottie is so up your alley! We?re watching out for you! You?re our boy!

If geek chic is your thing, our sources spotted a girl named Risa chatting it up with our very own Krazed Kitty! Speaking of Krazed Kitty, we hear that a wedding date has FINALLY been set but we haven?t yet gotten that date. As soon as we do, you all will be the first to know! Anyway, Risa seems a bit on the plain side when compared to Annike or Emma but quite funny?. and you know how we like our witty women! We hear that she was seen taking quite a few child band-aids from Kid Doc Anya. We suppose you can add K.D. Anya to your list if you?re into the man-stealer types! Boo on her!

If you?ve got the tall, handsome drow type, Azrael, in your little black book, we?d be careful. We hear that he was seen leaving with Crazy Train Tara last night! Was it a date??? We?re not quite sure but you better believe that we?re on the case. Just a warning to you ladies, though. That girl is bonkers! We wouldn?t want to try flirting with a man that she may even possibly want just a little! Put a big, fat question mark beside him!

The Exquisite Fio! Now we know that she?s not new but she hasn?t had much blog time and we don?t she?s in many of your Little Black Books. However, if you?re brave enough to flirt with a Helston (which we know eliminates 99.9% of you) then she is certainly a stunning Helston to flirt with! Let us know how that works out for you!!! She was spotted in a very serious conversation with Ancient Tass, Krazed Kitty, and Kid Doc Anya. We?re not quite sure what they were talking about but the four of them were very concerned!

Don?t worry if none of the above float your boat! We?ll be on the look out for lots more new talent!

Marc Franco

Date: 2009-02-01 10:33 EST
Full Circle Saturday

It seems that things haven?t changed completely in our time away! SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee still likes handsome company at the bar! She was seen again in the presence of the stately Julian who seems to be as about a stable figure in her life as they come. Maybe he really does have a shot!

As if Crazy Train Tara giving Darling Taneth a sex ed lesson wasn?t bad enough, we hear that Brale Brother Baker joined in on the corruption Saturday night! Thanks to a quick swat from Therapist Chryrie, it didn?t seem to get very far and Darling Taneth didn?t seem to understand what he was saying. The more startling thing is that she was announcing to the Uber Hawt Gem that she?s marrying the Overlord Tormay! What, what, what?!?!? We are shocked and dismayed! Shocked and dismayed, we tell you! Taneth can?t get married. She?s the last fair maiden in this city!

Maybe we?re coming around on Doc Anya. She?s certainly no Chief Mischief Maker Eless but we can?t hold everyone up to such lofty standards. We suppose she seems nice enough and Merchant Antonio does seem quite take by her! There?s got to be something special about the woman if she managed to land that big fish, right?!?! The pair stayed close to one another much of the night truly seeming to enjoy each other?s quiet company.

Crazy Train Tara was in full bonkers mode last night. We hear that she was seen hanging out with our new favorite Helston, Fabulous Fio, and was giving her ex Mini Frank Cor quite the hard time about talking to other women! In fact, she was none to pleased to see him having a private chat with his former longtime flame, Serena. Hmmm! Is there something brewing anew between the Crazy Train and the Mini Frank??? He?s just stupid enough to stick his toe back into that shark-infested baby pool.

Speaking of the oldies but goodies, we hear that Big Britches Erin was also seen in the Inn belly up to the bar. For one in such a woooonderful relationship with Bad Boy Darren, Erin certainly didn?t seem to be in all that marvelous of a mood. Bad Boy Darren is such TROUBLE! We hear it wasn?t the boyfriend that she was complaining about but how quite a few of her close friends have left the city over the past couple of months. She evidently hasn?t heard about all the fantastic new talent! Plenty of pretty faces to surround yourself with, E!

Well, well, well, things have finally come full circle, have they not? C.M.M Eless and Connar certainly seemed together Saturday night! Her sleeveless whispery midnight blue gown certainly blew him away. Well, to be perfectly honest, we don?t think he was exactly admiring the fine fabric! We hear the pair left together hand-in-hand. Faaaabulous! We hope they last. He?s had a crush on her for yeeaaars! A true gentleman!

Who?d have guessed it? The same day we sell up the beauties of our new favorite brunette, Emma, she?s spotted in the company of Lucky Lang! We?re not sure how he does it but there MUST be magic involved! The pair were spotted together chatting about Emma?s work (evidently she?s an advice columnist) and about Lucky Lang?s commitment issues. That, he most certainly has!