Monday, July 2

We don't like your girlfriend, Friday!

Alain stopped into the Inn for a while Friday night. Le sigh! He is still sooooo dreamy! Even if Cassie is dressing like a messy bum and being catty to our dear sweet Piper. We think Alain needs a new woman!!! Who do you think would be a good match??? Adorable Piper??? Her creative energy might be a great match for the Type A personality of Alain. Or maybe the DoD's Sluttacious Charlie??? She's a fellow private investigator after all! New girl Hannah could be a possibility! The two of them met Friday night at the bar and spent some time talking shop. She was a FBI profiler in her former life and probably would be helpful in his business. Oh, maybe Erin!!! Alain's always seemed to have a thing for her. Wouldn't that be juicy???

He spent a bit of time with the Gov Kitty and Icer discussing an incident in which a local woman was badly hurt and kidnapped. Evidently Icer witnessed the event and from her description of the woman, Alain was able to determine that it was Miss B (who has appeared in this blog several times for her relationship with Good Boy Cor)!!!

Cassie was by not too much later covered in garbage!!! WHAT?!?! Shower before you go out, girl!!! Not to mention that she STUNK but then she glared at the rest of the patrons like it was their fault. Ridiculous! Again, if you'd like to be Alain's new girlfriend, send us a head shot and your resume. Candidates are being taken!!!

Yummy!!! SMASHING Issy walked through the door and you know there will be some fun whenever Issy walks through the door! She exchanged one-liners with the Gov and discussed the problems of the city. To make this duo even more delicious, it became a trio when Former Lil' Miss Anger Management Jewell entered!!! They discussed Tass being kidnapped by the lawyers. It appears that Tass still has not yet turned up and Kitty continues to appear quite upset by this.

Jewell and Hawk discussed Jewell's belated honeymoon!!! It appears that Jewell and Stephen will be going away together for a while after all. The pair are planning to take a kid-free cruise on Stephen's The Pride and Fury which will allow the newlyweds some much-needed alone time!!! Now we're willing to bet that Super Fertile Jewell will come back from that trip inseminated!!!

The legendary former Overlord Xeno was calling the early shift in the Arena! Our dear sweet Uriko really seemed to charm him! But who wouldn't be taken in by her innocence and friendliness??? The current Overlord Cletus showed up for a duel late into the evening. His rumored pregnant wife Arane stopped by to watch him as well. The pair had a conversation afterwards and it seems that the Overlord's wife believes that her husband is getting a bit too old to continue challenging.


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Wednesday, July 4

Sour Faced Sunday!

Sour Faced Lydia was hanging out at the bar with her super terrific man Grem on Sunday evening. As usual our sourced claim Lydia was never spotted smiling but we think we may have figured out what Grem sees in her after all! The pair were seen calling it an "early night"! They headed out together. Perhaps Grem can excuse her "woo is me" demeanor because she's super duper good in bed???

What did we say in the Oracle article??? Jade and Gabe wouldn't make it through the weekend. Well, that prediction certainly seemed to come true as Trash-tastic Jade was looking her ever unappealing self in a daring hot pink (EWWW!) number while getting her flirt on with Darkmere. Jade "tried" to play hard to get but, really, that's outside of even her acting skills. And then to keep her options open, she was seen in an intimate conversation with Michale. Tsk tsk, Gabe. We sure hope you're regretting dropping the lovely Michelle like a bad habit.

EFFORTLESS Kairee was also spending some quality time with her man Julien. The pair were joined briefly by the yummy Brian (a.k.a. the sane Ravenlock) who was discussing the problems in West End with the duo. Kairee certainly has spent many years in the city and seemed to be quite knowledgeable on the topic. She also felt the task of cleaning up West End a bit hopeless. This is RhyDin, after all. According to her (and isn't she right?), there will always be new problems to replace the ones solved in West End.

WHAT?!?! Our sources tell us the FANTASTIC Dameon-licious is back in town!!! Evidently he was spotted in the Inn having a whiskey on the rocks and looking just as HAWT as he always does. Anybody want to take bets on how long before he has a steamy new summer fling??? He was already chatting up the bubbly Carley Sunday evening at the bar. Something has us thinking that Sour Faced Lydia won't be too happy that playboy Dameon is hanging out with her innocent employee!!! However, once Dameon spotted his SWEET sister Kira, Carley's innocence was safe... at least for the night. The reunion was too cute! Dameon paid for his sister's drink and escorted her cute tail home! LOVE HIM! And her for that matter!

It seems the rumors that PJ's back with her ex Gavin might actually be true!!! The Badsider Brew spokesmodel has not been seen with Gage in quite some time. However, she was spotted in the IFL Garden on Sunday night entangled in Gavin. Gavin petted her hair while she watched the matches!!! My, my, my! Gavin's sister and PJ's best friend/fellow DoD-er Charlie did not seem the least bit pleased about this development. Charlie and Gavin had a brief confrontation that caused Charlie to stalk off.

Wednesday, July 4

Archmage Tournament!

The Outback wasn't the only dueling venue hopping on Monday night! Twilight Island was a buzz as well with the Archmage Tournament! And our favorite gnome Gnim was the caller!!! Yay!

It came down to a face-off between Illusia and Topaz to see who would battle the Archmage Will Wufson! We love lady-on-lady fights!!! Illusia came out in the end over her very experienced competitor to earn the chance to become the Archmage! We doubt that Willy will be willing to give it up without a fight, though!

Monday, July 9

Fae Spawn Wednesday

Oh la la!!! HAWTness in the Inn on Wednesday night! The sexy Panther and YOUR Gov Kitty were caught in an embrace. These two make quite the pair!!! Can you just imagine the scratches to the back these two would give one another during a round of deliciously tawdry sex?!?!

Biiiig shock!!! The DoD-er Rena and her IFL teammate Darren were spotted once again together without their supposed significant others present. This is certainly an odd couple. Darren is a bad boy bar fly while Rena is a subdued non-drinker. If these two are really doing the nasty behind their girlfriend/boyfriend's back we doubt it lasts long. This one has "fizzle out" written alllll over it.

Darren was overheard mentioning his blonde bubble blowing girlfriend! He announced that Sid told him that she'd be allll over him if it wasn't for Sugar. Somehow we have a very hard time believing that Sid actually said this.

Former Lil' Miss Anger Management Jewell had a lengthy conversation with that exotic beauty Maeve. Jewell actually spoke intelligently and explained to Maeve at great length about the fae. We totally HEART Maeve!!! She's such a bundle of energy and enthusiasm. Her and Taneth together would FANTASTIC!!!

Jewell's so funny! She was overheard saying that she had no intention of breaking her wedding vows. HAHAHAHA!!!! Wait, what do you mean that wasn't a joke???

Ajax the centaur seemed a bit confused as to how Jewell would populate her species if she only took one mate!!! Evidently he doesn't know Jewell already has a small army of her little fae spawn.

Monday, July 9

Lassie Cassie Thursday

Grrr!!! Thursday night Cassie waltzed right into the Inn... Speaking of which, doesn't she have a snout like a collie??? We're going to call her Lassie Cassie from here on out!!! Anyway, she interrupted Cute Single Erin and the loooovely Piper who were looking oh so adorable at a table together. She plopped her fat butt down and didn't even acknowledge Piper!!! We're TOTALLY dismayed by her catty behavior. Piper seemed so uncomfortable that she had to flee to the bar.

Speaking of a subject that makes us much happier than Lassie Cassie, Cute Single Erin was back from vacation and.... wow is all we can say!!! She looks fan-freaking-tastic!!! A healthy tan glow, a cute tropical dress. Meow, girlfriend!

Lydia saw her and actually smiled!!! And we were reminded of just how pretty Lydia!!! She also was roooocking a flower tiara. Totally an IN look but we're not totally sold that we like her again quite yet.

The Gov Kitty laid down the law, threatening to feed one of the patrons to the largest dragon in the room who just so happened to be Aerendir. The patron quickly straightened up!!! Kitty was later spotted sharing some spicy looks with Panther!!! If these two become a couple we'll be OVER THE MOOOOON!!!

Despite her seeming closeness with Panther as of late, Kitty was later seen laying one HECK of a smooch on Dracos Drasoini and the married father of too many to count was seen nuzzling the Gov. The two were engaged in what seemed like a very private conversation!!! What's Illusia going to say about that?!?!?! If there's a cat fight (no pun intended) our money's on Kitty. We bet she fights DIRTY!!!

In a match of some totally HAWT oldies, Sartan and Man-tastic Matt were lured into a ring in the Arena to go at one another!!! YUMMY!!! Although, as Grabby Hands Imp was the one calling, we're betting he'd prefer it was their wives in a ring fighting.... naked ...over him. After the match, Sartan and Imp had a HIIIIGHLY entertaining conversation about whether or not Imp was male or if all imps are asexual. Imp was quite adamant that he is indeed male and even offered to prove it by flashing Sartan. Sartan declined and quickly ran for the exit. We're told that the Arena's servant lads were DYING!

To top the night off, Sartan came back to the Arena and proceeded to get absolutely TRASHED with a couple of DoD girls -- Rena and Koy. Sartan's cute as a button wife Rory was NO WHERE to be found!!! Let us just say this: it is not safe to let your husband drink with the DoD girls.

Jason was a TOTAL butt to dear sweet Uriko!!! We've decided that we do NOT think he's good enough for her!!! After standing her up for their amusement park date, they ran into each other Thursday night in the IFL Garden. Jason was completely drunk and claimed that he didn't even remember making the date!!! HOW RUDE!!!

Tuesday, July 10

Down with the Stitch Saturday!!!!

Saturday night Alain was getting a little bit of alone time with Cute Single Erin!!! She's not our first choice as a Lassie Cassie replacement but she'll do, we suppose. C.S. Erin was still looking a bit wrecked and there's word it's over Lydia. Bull, we say. Erin's still working on her one-way ticket to rehab.

Of course, Lassie Cassie just sensed another woman with her man. She pranced on in (at least looking fairly decent again) to sink her claws back into the Uber Hawt Alain. Grrr!

Carley! came into join the trio! What a sweetie she is! However, rumor has it that EVIL Lydia FIRED her from the Stitch!!! WHAT?!?! Fired Carley!!! That's ridiculous! We definitely don't like Lydia anymore and we call for everyone to NOT shop at the Stitch until they rehire Carley!!!

Onto better news... WE ARE IN LOOOOOVE! Rook is HAWT and super polite! And it appears that he's sticking around RhyDin!!! He had a conversation with wise Icer about finding a residence in RhyDin! Man, does that make us happy! Drooooool!

Although, we don't mention her much because she doesn't spend a lot of time in the Inn, we HEART Kaspar! This little slip of a brunette is absolutely adorable. She was spotted sharing some flirtatious fun with one of those big, bulky, handsome male types that are typical in this city. We hear this one's name is Wolvinator and he certainly had eyes for this cutie!!!

Bad Boy Darren was seen dueling Jason in the Inn and was overheard saying some disparaging comments about his IFL team!!! He claimed that they weren't a "team", complained that they never duel at the same time, and mentioned that he's seen half the women on the team naked. Something tells me those girls are NOT going to be happy. However, Jason seemed more than willing to take his place on SOD and share a locker room with those girls!!!

Val showed up late in the Inn in the late evening hours having recently returned from his trip!!! He was all smiles when he spotted his gal Rena. Rena didn't seem nearly as excited. Perhaps because him being back will cut in on her time with Darren??? Darren, on the other hand, was seen again with a woman other than his girlfriend. This time he entered the Inn with the woman half of RhyDin has in their little black book -- Jaycy.

Remember, kids!!! Support Carley!!! DOWN WITH THE STITCH!!!

Thursday, July 12

HCAKKEC Monday!!!

A handsome cafe owner named Keir was seen hanging out at the bar in the Red Dragon Inn in the early evening hours on Monday. He certainly was a spectacular hunk of man meat and evidently has AMAZING taste!!! He was caught flashing smiles to the GORGEOUS Piper more than once. He also had a conversation with Hannah and her friend Sev. The girls got into some argument over Hannah mourning a lost love with Keir sitting right there. Le sigh. Leave your drama at home when you're out man hunting, girls!!! Unfortunately, Keir isn't as smart as he is good looking. Instead of running for the closest exit at the sign of girl drama, he escorted Hannah outside for a walk.

Well, we suppose dumb, HAWT men have their place.

The Gov Kitty stepped up to protect the lovely fae-like creature Willow from a nasty unwanted suitor. Thankfully for the unwanted suitor, he managed to find an exit before The Gov's claws could find his face!!! You don't mess with pretty little girls in front of The Gov, people!!!

Oh. Lord. Lassie Cassie is the BIGGEST attention whore!!! While everybody was a bit wet from the rain, evidently she felt the need to be oogled because she waltzed into the Inn SOAKING WET!!! Typical. Why doesn't she just go to one of those bars with a wet t-shirt contest and just get it out of her system???

SMASHING Issy gathered a collection of super HAWT women at her table as she always does. A subdued Charna was present and we're STIIIIILL waiting to hear when she's finally going to set a wedding date. Fellow Scath-Babe Janet also joined the duo in a hot black number with a red sash to bring attention to her tiny little waist! Love her already! Former Lil' Miss Anger Management Jewell showed up later in the evening to join them and just bumped up the HAWTNESS factor.

Julien and the EFFORTLESS Kairee were continuing their sizzling hot flirting at the bar. They exchanged dazzling smiles and our sources tell us that once or twice his hands wandered into areas that are not quite appropriate for hand wandering. We're going to have to put a parental guidance rating on these two!!! Maybe a HCAKKEC for "Hot Coupling Alert! Keep Kids Eyes Covered!"

Kairee was overheard saying that dear Pelnar has been moping in the stunning Miss Mercy's quarters since her disappearance. We are so sad that she's still missing. Will Miss Mercy or Viki EVER be found???

You won't BELIEVE who walked through the door that evening!!! Wil!!! You might remember him as the horn dog space cowboy who has dated some of RhyDin's HAWTest women!!! He didn't stick around to cause any real trouble but where there's smoke, there's fire. Men, watch your ladies!!!

Monday night found a TRUE miracle!!! Our sources tell us that Xeno AND Amal made an appearance in the Outback Monday night! Amal seemed fascinated with the idea of sexual closure.... whatever that is. Either way it was spectacular to see RhyDin's First Couple together in public!!!

Sunday, July 15

Rehire Wednesday!

Our sources tell us there was quite the commotion in the Marketplace Wednesday afternoon! Evidently we here at the Gossip GangSTAR HQ aren't the only ones who are very unhappy with the Stitch's firing of the darling Carley!!! Quite the crowd gathered to protest the unfair firing. In fact, the rumor on the street is that the sweetheart was fired because she is an ELF!!! Ridiculous!

Confrontation broke out when Lassie Cassie ASSAULTED one of the group's peaceful protesters. Evidently, she's lost what few brain cells the purple hair dye didn't ruin!!! Erin attempted to calm the crowd but only seemed to make it worse. Another scuffle broke out and the crowd eventually dispersed!

DOWN WITH THE STITCH!!! REHIRE CARLEY!!!

The night in the Inn was much more low key! Dear sweet S'jira was seated by the hearth having a conversation with Gaerwyn. It appears that Panther took his loooovely lady to Koy's Heavenly Boutique to pick out several items of clothing. She certainly is the "it" designer at the moment!!!

It seems that despite Hannah's uber drama, the hunky Keir seems quite bowled over by her. Le sigh. Some men just never learn, do they? If you witness your girl getting in drama before you even go on your first date, RUN AWAY!!! Far, far away!!! Poor kid couldn't keep his eyes off her as she tended bar, though. It's too bad, really.

Trash-tastic Jade was up to her usual slutty ways. Somebody needs to yank those short shorts out of her wardrobe. If she's going to wear them the least she can do is work out so it doesn't look like she's shoved two hams up into them!!! Stephen called her out for sleeping with his brother Robert and then leaving him. I'd be more worried about my brother's health if he slept with that VD Queen!!!

The best thing about Keaton tending bar is obviously the eye candy factor but do you know what the second best thing about Keaton tending bar is? Trixie has a tendency to stop by!!! The girl is SLUTTACIOUS!!! She totally works it!!! These two are so sizzling hot.

There seems to be a bit of confusion between Give Up, Mercury! captain Harley and Shots of Decadence team member/Red Orc Brewery spokesbabe PJ. He seems to think that she's his girlfriend and she keeps reassuring him that she is in fact not his girlfriend. Pooooor Harely. To make Harley's position worse, PJ clearly has a unrequited thing for ex-fame Tony Graziano that became VERY obvious (to everyone but Tony) at their IFL match on Wednesday night.

Sartan was present in the IFL Garden and PJ alerted him to the face that he exploits with the DoD had hit several gossip magazines. Sartan was NOT happy and threw a bit of a temper tantrum. TYPICAL CHEATER!!! Blame the magazines for putting it out there, not him for his dirty deeds! Tsk, tsk, tsk, Sartan!

Monday, July 16

Girly Friday

It was a quiet Friday night around town but we were able to pick up a couple juicy tidbits for you!!!

Our sources spotted some brother/sister drama as a shaken looking Brian escorted Jewell out for a private discussion. We are just DYING to know what had calm, cool, and collected Brian looking as white as a ghost!!! Don't fret! Our sources WILL find out.

Alain was back at the bar having another flirty conversation with newcomer Hannah! Evidently Lassie Cassie's uncanny ability to sense when her man's talking to a hotter woman failed her because she was no where to be seen!!! Alain certainly appeared to be having a good time in Hannah's company. DOWN WITH LASSIE CASSIE!!!

Our sources AGAIN spotted Kitty in Darkmere's lap! This time, in fact, she had her tail wrapped around his waist! Chryrie was overheard earlier in the night stating that the Gov is going through a difficult time with the disappearance of Tass. Perhaps we can write off her snuggly, girly ways as just delayed shock???

Tuesday, July 17

A Pink Pegasus Sunday!!!

Late Night with Gavilean started a bit early on Sunday and included an appearance from one of our FAVORITE tenders SUUUUUPER Des!!! Des was dressed in her usual cowgirl gear -- a wide brimmed hat, a cleavage-baring vest, blue fringed miniskirt, and cowgirl boots. While it's certainly not "high fashion" we cannot make fun of SUUUUPER Des. After all, every super hero has a slightly left of normal costume!!!

An interesting character named Myra caught Gav's attention for a bit. He fed her ribs and she fed him some WACKY conversation!!! She came in with the dark-haired beauty Aegraine. The pair talked of the Spirit of the Rabid Raccoon and mentioned how honored she was that the spirit lived on her porch for a while. They also ruined the Gav's appetite by talking about Sparrow Feather Stew and of Sunday dinners where the main course was chicken beaks. Both seem like very pretty girls but.... just not quite right. LOVE them so far anyway, though!

Those two gnomes are so DARN CUTE!!! Down in the Inn's basement Annex Mel was taking on Cas in a ring. When the pair began talking of Mel's recent engagement, Gnim was grinning so much our sources were afraid his face would split in two!!! GNOME LOVE!!!

Our sources tell us that a grim looking Rory (which sounds odd for the peppy little thing to be looking grim!) was having a quiet discussion between calling matches with her husband Sartan. Could she have been scolding him for his drinking and gallivanting with the women of DoD??? We'll have to see if she can keep him away from that negative influence!!!

It seemed to be the evening of the CUTEST RhyDin has to offer in the Annex Sunday night!!! Uriko was there watching duels! Taneth showed to cheer her favorites on! And even the Rat-tastic Napoleon showed up to get in a duel or two! It was so much CUTE in one place that our sources feared grumpy caller Cicero might completely lose it!!!

We hear from our dear fellow reporter Tropicana (isn't she such a doll???) that there was a PINK pegasus named Gossip and NONE of you claimed it!!! Shame on you, my friends!!! Shame!!! You MUST know that the pegasus in question MUST be fast because who gets you your gossip news faster than your Gossip GangSTAR???

Thursday, July 19

Damn Delicious Dakota Tuesday!

Oh, Lordy! Tuesday night found Kitty and Darkmere STILL going at it!!! We could of sworn this relationship had a shelf life of three days TOPS. While Darkmere had been flirting with a certain young, blonde tender over the weekend, he only had eyes for Kitty Tuesday night. She tossed him against the wall to engage in a very heated P.D.A. moment.

Damn Dakota for being darn sexy! His amazingly cute tail was spotted at the bar throwing back drinks. It really is too bad that he's such a ROYAL JERK!!! Seriously, how could ANYBODY leave beautiful Charlotte??? We're still in disbelief!

There was a briefly tense scene between Good Boy Cor and his rumored girlfriend Spice (the brunette twin tender) as she walked into the Outback to find him joking around with Bad Boy Darren. If you don't get the connection, Darren is the guy that's been running around on Spice's twin Sugar! Spice certainly did not seem happy to see Darren or to hear the jokes he was spitting out about her sister. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

FLAWLESS Koy and Man-tastic Matt were spotted later in the Outback all snuggled up together. It seems Matt's wised up a bit and realized what a classy broad he's got!!! It's about DAMN TIME!!!

Friday, July 20

HAWTEST Male Commodity Thursday

Thursday night in the Inn started off rotten and left us almost as depressed as the hateful talk of Wednesday had left us. However, later in the evening, things certainly seemed to change for the better!

We cannot stand girls who play games!!! Do women like SMASHING Issy and her band of Scath-babes, FLAWLESS Koy, and the lovely Amthy not teach you ladies anything??? You don't have to play GAMES to catch a man!!! Le sigh. Kaspar (who we do enjoy so we'll just consider this a momentary lapse in judgement) was seen flirting with Darkmere to make Wolv jealous.

We've got a feeling that his new girl Kitty would not be amused by this. Our sources advise us that she did indeed state that she found the idea of men fighting over her "repulsive". Thus, our love for the Gov grows even deeper!!!

TUCKER! Tucker always makes an evening a bit brighter when he's behind the bar. And wouldn't you know it??? As soon as Tucker started his shift, the bar mysteriously fiiiiilled with good-looking women. He certainly is one of the HAWTEST male commodities in RhyDin at the moment! One in particular named Ariane with gorgeous auburn hair seemed particularly interested in the YUMMY tender! Taneth bounced in on her way down to the Arena and asked Ariane if she found Tucker cute. Ariane agreed that he was indeed "adorable". We like women with good taste! ....Being sweet to Taneth certainly doesn't hurt your stock in our book either!

Kiema, the cute little minstrel, helped bring the air of change! Her lovely little tunes were light-hearted and so much fun to listen to! What a talent!

Oh la la! Panther was spotted by our sources in an embrace with the dear little S'jira who was appearing quite anxious! We still aren't quite sure about this pair. We're not sure if it "works". What do YOU think???

Our sources are INSISTING that they overheard Stephen and Jewell announce to Hawk that Jewell is ALREADY expecting!!! She certainly appeared a bit under the weather Thursday night but there's no baby bump to be seen as of yet. We're certainly going to keep an eye on this one, however. Join us in our BABY BUMP WATCH!!!

Jewell was also spotted in the Iron Fists Garden earlier in the evening! She was overheard calling Tony a "cute punk". What is this fascination with the youngest Graziano boy??? The ladies certainly seem to LOOOOVE him!!!

Saturday, July 21

Overlord Challenge!

The Inn and the dueling venues have been short on special events this month. Everybody must be out having summer-y types of fun!!! We were excited to see a Overlord Challenge taking place in the Arena Thursday night!

The Baronness from Battlefield Park and Wrecking Crew member Maria Graziano was facing off against Overlord Cletus Ganderfald in a best of three match-up for the title and the right to reside at Overlord Island! Maria dueled with her husband Bode Bojangles (who made a rare appearance in the Arena) as her second and the Pimp-alicious Imp as her Imp of honor! Cletus was seconded by his brother (and a many-titled duelist himself) Magnus Eques and was dueling for the honor of his (rumored) pregnant wife Arane Nausikaa who was noticeably absent from the proceedings.

Quite the crowd gathered to watch the match which Imp called!

G'nort, baron of the Old Market District, showed up and made it clear that he would be renegade no matter who won. G'nort has a long-time standing (and at times violent) feud with Cletus over a number of issues and G'nort has not been on speaking terms with Maria since his current wife Kaja (who used to be a member of the Crew) left fiancee and WRC mega-hottie Tical for G'nort.

Karen who ALSO has long-time standing disagreement with both Cletus (who Karen has been accused of challenge-stalking for unknown reasons) and Maria (who has insulted Karen on a number of occasions for seemingly no reason). As Cletus took the win in three matches, Karen made it quite clear that she was planning on challenging as soon as the standings came out on Thursday.

Former baronness/overlord and current DoD-er Rena was spotted at the bar DRINKING! While it may sound odd that we were surprised to see a DoD girl drink, she's usually the sober one of the bunch! Rena was, of course, in the presence of her close "man-friend" Darren. As usual Darren was busy hitting on everything in a skirt.

Which included the Baronness of Dockside Jaycy! Bad Boy Darren was overheard telling Rena that he couldn't sleep the night before because Jaycy had gotten him all wound up with no release!!! And THEN went on to say that he had done the same to her the night prior to that!!! When is that cute little Sugar going to wise up and drop his tail!!! As for Jaycy??? Tsk, tsk, tsk. The girl is STILL a slut after all these years!!!

Even the Gov Kitty turned out for the challenge match but she didn't seem to really know why she was there. Maybe her people made her attend??? G'nort kept her amused through out and we bet if asked today what sort of match was happening, the HAWTIE Gov would have NO IDEA!!!

Tony Graziano showed up to cheer on his older sister (and get love from the womenfolk, of course) a bit late due to his IFL match!!! Taneth certainly seemed to like the kid as well!!! Tony took exception to being introduced as "Maria's brother"and when Taneth told him that it was because Maria is beautiful, Tony assured her that he is more beautiful than Maria. We HEART Tony!!!

Maria dominated in the beginning but slow and steady wins the race!!! Cletus pulled ahead in the second match and took the third solidly to defend his title once again. We guess that all those "performance enhancing supplements" doesn't help too much with endurance does it, Maria???

Congratulations to Cletus for continuing his record-setting FOURTH reign!!!

Sunday, July 22

New Blood Saturday!

The drama started early Saturday!!! And that's EXACTLY how we like our weekends!!!

Early in the evening hours, our sources spotted Sera (of the "Bloody Psycho Ex-Girlfriend" fame who dated Dameon and then moved on to Feilas) with Feilas! Feilas left her several months back and disappeared without a word for "work". Ladies, when a man says that he disappeared to work on a "project", the only question is whether or not it's a blonde, brunette, or redhead project!!!

Well, we know if there is one thing Sera does right, it's knowing how to cause a scene in a public place! And we LOVE her for it! With Feilas in tears and Sera up in arms, this relationship came to a stunning end. Ever see one of those videos made by the insurance institute where the car with crash dummies inside hits a brick wall??? Yeah, that's the way our sources described watching this one. You just COULDN'T look away!!!

Don't swear off relationships for too long, Sera. We're expecting another dramatic (AND public) break-up in another couple of months!!! Love you, girlfriend!

WE TOTALLY HEART Piper!!! She strolled into the Inn perfectly dressed for the evening in just a simple pink sundress that looked stunning against her dark hair and skin! That girl totally knows how to WORK it! Unfortunately, our sources spotted her popping some unknown pills. We really hope she isn't falling into that sort of behavior. Drugs are bad, people! She was also spotted reading our printed version! We love when our subjects are also fans!!!

Darkmere didn't waste long moving on from the Gov Kitty. He was back hitting on Wolv's girl Kaspar who he actually had in his lap!!! AND he was flirting with Sera who had come back a couple hours after her break-up to man hunt. We admit when we've made a mistake and we made a mistake. Darren is no where near a man-whore when compared to Darkmere. He certainly is the worst of the worst in that regard.

Our sources spotted Darren out and about quite a bit last night! He was seen at Duke's (which is a gay bar) but left rather quickly! And then he was seen at Captain Hammer's (made famous by their connection with TDL/IFL duelist Bode Bojangles) and then finally he ended his night in the Inn. And he was TRAAAASHED! It turns out he hasn't ended his relationship with the blonde twin Sugar. He was overheard saying that he'd have to take a shower before he crawled into bed with her so he didn't smell like booze. Le sigh.

The storied former Overlord Xenograg was spotted in the Inn's basement Arena having a pretty intense conversation with G'nort. It was clear that the General did not understand the Baron of the Old Market's feelings on the overlord title. G'nort is a many time baron but has no desire to hold the Overlord title. Xeno is evidently looking for new blood -- a young warlord looking to prove himself -- as Overlord. The two names that were mentioned? Felix and Bran. What an honor to be seen by Xeno as a strong candidate to make a good Overlord!!!

The DoD's SLUTTACIOUS Charlie was spotted in the Arena chatting with fellow DoD-er Rena about a truly AMAZING event that they want to hold!!! Charlie wants to convince G'nort and to have PJ convince Jake to have the Golden Ivy Tavern and the Red Orc Brewery to sponsor a night of free booze and DoD-style fun in the Inn to celebrate (or in Charlie's words "mourn") the ending of Koy's bachelorette status!!! No date has been thrown around as of yet but we're already getting excited about the drunken debauchery!!!

Wednesday, July 25

A YUMMY Monday!

Action was a bit slow Monday night as most of the city's finest bar flies, celeberties, and duelists were gathered in the Outback to watch this cycle's Diamond Quest. However, our sources did see Den Mother Sexy Sid!!! We haven't seen her tending in aaaaages! It was FANTASTIC to see her luscious curves back in the Inn!

Lassie Cassie was following Alain around like the little lost puppy she is! Blah! At least the girl did some shopping, she was dressed in a cute black skirt suit. They were chatting about their good deeds. You know Alain is a classic "good guy" but we'd like Lassie Cassie much more as an evil villain. Lassie Cassie should go EVIL!!! She'd be fierce!!!

Lem was overheard on the Island discussing his desire to join Brig's "man-tourage" and seemed quite taken by the FANTASTIC Brig's yumminess! We are too!!! We will wipe the drool from your chin, Lem!!!

Topaz was also seen on the Island cuddled up with her man Lucien. Lucien's not seen much these days in the dueling venues but is PERFECT eye candy when he does come around!!! Lil Miss Lovely Topaz seemed quite happy in her man's presence!!!

Saturday, July 28

Un-DIVINE Dumping Tuesday!

Early Tuesday night found the lovely little flower Kira being hit on by a strange man. It appears her brothers have not been around enough because her suitors are becoming emboldened once more!!! Sera saved the sweet but totally shy little artist from the wannabe-suitor and the pair had a long conversation about Sera's current interest -- Darkmere. It's pretty clear that the pair have become quite hung-up on one another!!!

Our sources tell us that Ewan has been walking around with a cane after an accident several weeks back. Even a gimpy Ewan is SUPER HAWT, though!!! Lydia evidently stumbled into a stick situation by asking the DIVINE Storm what happened to her man. Storm informed Lydia that Ewan broke up with him. WHAT?!?! Are the men in this city complete morons?!?! That petite blonde is the absolute hottest of the hot!!! Poor Storm! Lydia jumped right in to offer her girlfriend services and reminded us why she's such a dear.

We totally HEART Elly!!! Her brand of trouble is soooooo much FUN!!! She was caught photographing some of RhyDin's HAWTEST and most colorful characters! We hear that Elly is raising money for a clinic that Kitty is opening by auctioning off such denizens as Lassie Cassie, SLUTTACIOUS Charlie, the dynamic duo of Baker and Evie, Head Pussy Cat Panther, Cute Single Erin, the DIVINE Storm, AND YOURS TRULY!!! That's right! You can purchase the wonderfulness that is the Gossip GangSTAR for twenty-four gloooorious hours! How exciting for you!

The evening degenerated into some DoD debauchery as one by one the ladies from the bad girl sorority strutted their stuff through the door! It turns out that the Koy, PJ, Rena, and Charlie had all gathered to induct Evie into the group by dosing her with champagne and dubbing her Captain Sassypants. After the ceremony was complete, talk amongst the ladies turned to the FLAWLESS Koy's upcoming nuptials. FLAWLESS Koy (with the help of Panther who agreed to cut PJ's bar tab by half!) convinced the ladies to wear DRESSES to her wedding. Now that's true love!

The Island's second sexiest mage Will Wulfson (the first being Brig of course) was spotted on the shore looking a bit weirded out by Topaz's baby daughter. He was overheard stating that he's not a big fan of babies. Russ, on the other hand, seemed like a complete natural with the toddler!!! Any woman out there looking for baby's daddy??? Russ is your man!!!

Monday, July 30

Double Nipple Trickle Brale Wednesday!

We hope this is the final straw for dear sweet Sugar. Wednesday night Darren was seen with Trash-tastic Jade in his lap. We already know that Darren has no respect for his girlfriend but does Jade truly have no respect for other women??? The pair was overheard talking about using Jade's breasts for brale-making with the King of Brale Baker and then seen going into the bathroom to attempt a never before attempted "double nipple trickle brale".

Our Evie arrived later and evidently she's come to accept that Baker will have his hands on other women's ta-tas because she didn't seem all that upset to find her man drinking brale. In fact, instead of lecturing Baker, she lectured Jade for letting the boys talk her into that mess!!!

...We have a feeling that innocent Sugar will not be as understanding if word gets around to her.

Over in the Iron Fists Garden, Jaycy finally found an opponent immune to her feminine wiles and promises of free love!!! Team Fists' walking venereal disease faced off against the cutie pootie rat Napoleon from Badside Brawlers! She fell prey to that Rat-tastic cuteness, losing to the PiRATe 5-1!!!

Maybe with Bad Boy Darren giving his attentions to Trash-tastic Jade, Boy Toy Val will have a real chance of winning DoD-er Rena for good!!! The pair was spotted in the Garden looking VERY close. They shared a couple of lip smacks and some whispered words. STEAMY!!!

Tuesday, July 31

Exotic Dancer Friday!

What a sexy combination!!! Chryrie and Taneth eating strawberries smothered in chocolate!!! The only thing that would be more delicious would be those two ladies coooovered in chocolate. The pair chatted together while they ate their decadent dessert in peace. Very HAWT!!!

In the Inn's basement, G'nort found a woman after his own heart in the new caller Teagan. She suggested that the DoS Supervisor Chris G make a deal with a local strip joint, stating that he could replace the hollowed banners with cages for exotic dancers!!! Oddly enough, G'nort wasn't too keen on the idea. We believe that Chris might be a more.... receptive audience. And, quite frankly, we're surprised that G'nort's head kept his fabled love of the female body in check!!!

The Crew's Tony didn't seem to be in any better of a mood as he faced off against Kung Fu Theater's cutie pootie Uriko in his IFL match! He didn't even attempt his usual clueless charm that seems to rake the hawties in!!! Is something wrong in Graziano World??? Perhaps Tony finally let himself fall for a girl who's broken his heart!!! We're dying to know!!!

.... or maybe we're just dying to break up this boring week!!!

Tuesday, July 31

The irony is in the Territory Sunday!

How do we love EFFORTLESS Kairee??? Let us count the ways!!! Sunday night she got a nasty look from a patron who didn't seem to like the wink she gave that patron's man friend. Kairee found the incident amusing and baffling at the same time. She and Darkmere had a highly entertaining and almost intellectual conversation on why humans react territorial in regards to mates.

...The most ironic part of this? One of the MOST territorial women in RhyDin in Super Pyscho Ex-Girlfriend Sera was sitting right beside Darkmere!!! In fact, he was actually petting her while talking to EFFORTLESS Kairee. Oh, Darkmere. We sense your undoing at the hands of that pretty little filly Sera.... and you do not even see it coming!!!

Despite her blossoming relationship with Darkmere, Sera's not quite over the broken engagement with Feilas. She was overheard by our sources spilling her problems to her former boyfriend's sister Kira. Kira was a doll as she always is!! She was kind and attentive as her friend poured out her problems. We HEART this girl!!!

We also HEART gnome love!!! Sandy and her main man Gnimish declared it Umpire Day and brought in a wonderfully smelling cake for the caller on duty -- Rory! Rory was thrilled with her fellow baker's present and the couple seemed thrilled at making the cute as a button caller so happy! HOW SWEET!

Over in the Iron Fists Garden Anubis and Charlie exchanged some veiled threats during their IFL match!!! SLUTTACIOUS Charlie came away with the tightly fought win but was also left with a badly sprained ankle that left her limping away. Perhaps trying to make up for their tension earlier in the season, Artemus who had been calling the match was quick to lend a hand and bandages to the DoD-er.