Friday, June 1

An IFL Thursday!!!

Both Jewell and Stephen seemed a bit out of sorts while talking in hushed tones at the bar Thursday evening. Could this be because of the news that Skylar's grave is suddenly deserted? That's what our money's on! What do you think? Is it magic? Are there grave robbers at work? Did the gnomes from GnomCorp return to body snatching to conduct their experiments? Or... is he BACK?!?!

Anybody else humming "My boyfriend's back and I'm gonna be in trouble!"

Classy Cieara had a handsome elf-looking redhead in tow with her by the name of Karenthesis. WHAT A HAWTIE! Cieara seems to have a fine eye not just for clothing but also for devastatingly sexy man meat! The pair made quite the couple canoodling and sharing a bottle of wine.

Jade is a walking mess. This girl is crying out for an intervention. Instead, she's surrounded by enablers. Thursday night is was Reap who was encouraging her skankness by getting her absolutely wasted. At one point she even fell on the floor. HEAD SMACK!

Good Boy Cor and the brunette twin Spice were spotted together once again in the Inn exchanging some clearly flirtatious smiles! Our sources tell us that they've been spotted quite frequently in one another's company. In fact, reports have it that Cor was seen with a brunette at the Pegasi races this past weekend. Are the pair just friends or is there something more there???

Late in the evening Connar was spending a bit more time with sweet Elessaria! They exchanged sweet words, charming compliments, and romantic glances! We HEART Spring flirting!

It was the second night of action at Iron Fists Garden and we're still just as excited! FLAWLESS Koy looked amazing and captained her team towards a victory. Her star dueler HAWT Tarl was there and smashed through the competition. There was a full contingent of the Wrecking Crew present including two of the Graziano kids -- Maria and Chris -- along with Maria's husband Bode and one of RhyDin's hottest fathers, Kheld. Maria seemed a bit confused as she thought it was TDL season and Chris seemed more occupied with playing with his rat-buddy Napoleon. Among all that distraction, Jake's Badside Brawlers were able to best the Crew.

The Arena was pretty active in its own right! Most people were too busy dueling to create delicious gossip. However, our sources did once again spot Taneth and Max hanging out together. Those two suuuure seem cuddly!

Tuesday, June 5

A Drunken Saturday Night!

Clearly Cute Single Erin has done away with the sobriety chip. She was already downing shots early on Saturday evening. The RU Brothers Baker and Reap looked on as she did in admiration while sipping from their mugs of ale. There's nothing hotter to an RU guy that a hot chick slamming back alcohol!

The third RU Brother Cor was too busy being felt up by the troublesome Miss B to pay attention to the hot chick downing shots. The pair chatted and exchanged flirtatious glance over drinks! Wow, Good Boy Cor sure has his hands full these days juggling all the ladies!

Sid was tending bar with the lovely duet of Sugar and Spice. The twins did quite well under the watchful gaze of the DELICIOUS Sid. Sugar seemed to have eyes for a certain IFL star -- Darren. While rumors that connected Spice and Cor seemed quite unfounded as the pair barely spoke the whole night.

An already half-trashed Erin started putting together Jewell's bachelorette party! Unfortunately, none of the men had the proverbial balls to be the night's entertainment. Therefore, the planning was tabled and the drinking commenced. Cute Single Erin and the Former Miss Anger Management Jewell were joined by bouncy Piper for some serious Girls' Night drinking!

Late into the evening the party was broken up and tensions ran high as Vinny confronted a very wasted Jewell, claiming that she was blaming all of her problems on him. Vinny even claimed that her own brother Brian had called her a spoiled brat. Ooooh! Luckily, Daniel stepped in to keep the incident from becoming physical (which was probably a good thing considering that Jewell could barely stand).

Thursday, June 7

SPOTTED on a Monday Night!

It's been a long time since we played a game of Spotted! We just can't resist! Therefore, we are now proud to present your SEVENTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled --

SPOTTED:

- Sugar (the blonde twin) bounding out the door of the Inn to visit the slightly surly Darren while Sid looked on warily. Better not mess with Mama Bear Sid's cubs!

- Vinny attempting to get back on Jewell's good side by handing her an envelope in which supposedly held her wedding present. Jewell declined and Vinny stormed off in a huff.

- Jewell and Erin attempting to collect strippers for Jewell's bachelorette party the next evening from some of the hottest men that the Inn and Outback had to offer! Unfortunately, they were faced with a lot of sheepish... well, sheep. Does no man in this city have the balls to bear his balls?!?!

- Cute Single Erin STILL drinking. We love the girl but she's aiming for a room in rehab next to Jade these days. Monday night she was helping cheer up a rather down Piper with a double shot of whiskey.

- Sartan and Harris continuing their love fest. Harris serenaded Sartan. Sartan punched Harris.

- CLASSY Cieara watching her brother Daniel take a win in the Outback!

- DoD's PJ and Charlie sniping back and forth at one another which seemed to confuse all of their gathered friends. Good Boy Cor attempted to intervene but the sluttacious best friends cut him off. In the end, Charlie slugged PJ, knocked her out, and then hauled her unconscious body out of the Inn!

- MATT! No freaking lie! The Man-tastic Matt returned from his little MIAIS (missing in action in space) venture to the arms of his beaaautiful FLAWLESS Koy! Koy seemed too stunned to accept the news of his return at first but once she seemed assured that he was back for good, she seem overjoyed! We are so happy for our FLAWLESS Koy. Nobody deserves happiness more than her!

Thursday, June 7

A Sinfully Delightful Bachelorette Tuesday

Tuesday night was a quiet night in the Inn. Ha! That is until Jewell and crew showed up and got her bachelorette party in fuuuuull swing! The first order of the night??? That all men take off their shirts! The second??? Everybody must be intoxicated by midnight!

Jade wandered in covering eyes and claiming that she did not wish to see all the nakedness. Shirtless and aled up, dynamic duo of Dirk and Cole "convinced" her otherwise. We're not buying the act, Slutty Jade!

The party really got cranked up when the Badsider Brew model PJ (who appeared none the worse from her "fight" with Charlie the night before) showed wearing a t-shirt that claimed she had Jewell before Stephen! WOWZA! PJ aided in the removing of shirts by de-shirting her teammate Darren in a very HAWT scene.

Where has Keeper Mrs. Wyh Not's husband been? Well, evidently he can't show up to support her when she duels but he does come around when his wife may be surrounded by half-naked men. Perhaps if we started rumors that Mrs. Wyh Not was being hit on in the Outback and on the Island he might do his husbandly duties by showing up to support her!

And what would a night in the Inn be without Cute Single Erin throwing back shots??? We ADORE the girl but take a night to sober up, chickie! Erin was in full party mode and was even shaking her cute little bum while dancing on the bar! Even cute little Uriko was convinced to join them for a dance on the bar!

Then came the girl-on-girl action! What bachelorette party is complete without it? PJ seemed to be the center of it all. She got a handful of Erin's booty and dipped her into a kiss. Charna smooched Jewell and then sextastic Charna and slutacious PJ engaged in a lip smacker!
After the girl-on-girl action came something a bit more.... odd. Evidently Robert skipped the bachelor party with his brother to be part of the girls' entertainment. He gave his future sister-in-law a raunchy ale-aided strip tease! Man, oh, man!

The Inn wasn't the only place to find loooovely ladies! Everybody's favorite DoF caller Kalianna was back to hosting in the Outback after an absence! She kept all those boys in line and the rings active!

Vinny asked Uriko if she was ready for a tough match. Evidently he meant himself! We could barely get our source to stop laughing long enough to relay that piece of information. Really, the ego busters of the dueling venues are doing a terrible job of keeping these people in line. In the end, Vinny barely squeaked by with a victory. Do NOT like him!!!

And then to cap off an awesome night, the one and only Man-tastic Matt returned to the Outback to take over calling for Kalianna! It was so great to see the Duel of Fists' leader back at the helm! We sure hope he can pull those opal holders back in! Some of them are getting a bit big for their britches! The FLAWLESS Koy was with him, eating take-out and catching up. They had a very amusing exchange as Koy attempted to explain her affiliation with DoD to him. WELCOME BACK, Matt-tastic!

Saturday, June 9, 2007

...And, thus, they lived happily ever after!

We're going to the chapel and we're gooooonna get married! How beautiful was Stephen and Jewell's wedding?!?! We have heard allll the details and we are still so so so disappointed that we could not make it! Expect this entry to be full on fanboy because, man, are we impressed!

The wedding of the year was held in the beautiful RhyDin Conservatory in the New Haven district. The decorations were opulent but not over the top. Everything was perfectly classy and the gardens surrounding the Conservatory were oh-so perfect! Magical glass chandeliers cast a romantic glow upon the proceedings!

Daniel looked delicious in his modern-looking black tux! Loved it! His date for the night was his absolutely stunning sister Cieara. The Queen of Class was dressed in a plunging (enough to be sexy but certainly not low enough to be in bad taste) emerald dress.

Also present? The green-haired lovely Lydia in a slinky purple number wonderfully cute heels and a clean up swept hair-do. Cute Single Erin earned her moniker ONCE AGAIN! BEAUTIFUL! Her skin was nicely offset by a pale pink dress cinched and bejewelled just beneath the bodice. We love her classic style!

Cor arrived sadly not with any of his RU brethren but looking mighty dapper in a fine-fitting tux! Elessaria was wearing a stunning dress! Must found out the designer! It was a pale blue pencil thin to show off her fantastic figure and was adorned by countless midnight blue flowers. Sexy vixen Charna was spotted at the ceremony dressed in a funky red and white number. That girl suuuure knows how to WORK IT! Even SUPER Des and her Gav (last year's WEDDING OF THE YEAR) came to watch the newest "it" couple coronated.... so to speak.

We were so glad to see our FLAWLESS Koy in a stunning black silk dress adorned with a yellow tulip with the best accessory of the night -- her Man-tastic Matt! The pair were too cute and totally attached at the hip after their months long separation!

And then the MAIN EVENT started!

As all of Jewell's many children watched on, Amthy walked down the aisle first in a pale peach sleeveless gown offset with dark gloves! And then Jewell followed and our FLAWLESS Koy did NOT let us down! The dress gown she designed for Jewell was simply... well, FLAWLESS! Jewell was clad in a cream-colored tulle and taffeta that SCREAMED of class. She seemed to be walking on air and looked utterly breath-taking!

Stephen certainly appeared stunned! The sight of his lovely bride definitely seemed to cause his heart to skip a beat... or twelve! Gov Kitty performed a lovely ceremony! EVERYBODY was on their best behavior. There were quite a few misty eyes and Jewell was unable to make it through the vows without shedding some tears!

...And what do you expect from a marriage between a pirate captain and a fae?!? There was, of course, a great party to follow! The alcohol flowed freely! People were merry and flirtatious! It was the PERFECT night!

Congratulations to Captain Stephen Kidd and the Former Lil' Miss Anger Management Jewell Ravenlock! We wish you the best of luck!

Sunday, June 10

Rat-tastic Thursday!

Kina and Tucker are so much fun when tending bar together! While we HEART Antonio and absolutely love him and Kina together, wouldn't Tucker and Kina make a FABULOUS couple?!?! Delicious! Kina was overheard telling Tucker that she isn't allowed to make coffee after an incident that resulted in four people being hospitalized. Somehow that doesn't surprise us.

Not too long after, Tucker and the absolutely adorable Piper were engaged in a heart to heart chat that appeared serious. Oh la la! If we can't have Kina and Tucker, can we have Piper and Tucker??? She needs a big manly stud in her life!!! Maybe that would get Erin to stop trying to set her up with her exs.

It's been so long since she's been spotted out and about that we were starting to think that Baker had tied up our EVIE and turned her into his own personal sex goddess! She was not happy to find the boys of RU looking pretty beaten up which was supposedly at the talons of Icer. Evie asked Baker if he was feeling better and he sweetly replied that he was now that she was with him! Awww! Now before we wondered if he was good enough for our Sex-tastic Evie but we are now well assured that this is a match made in Ale Heaven!

CLASSY Cieara and Cute Single Erin wandered into the Inn together, chatting like besties! It appears that Cieara's way HAWT brother might have a bit of a crush on the ravishing beauty! While we respectfully request Erin remain single because she's way more fun that way, we would love to see a spunky little flirtation between her and Daniel. SIZZLING HAWT!

Artemus had a bad night in the Iron Fists Garden! With Cas (the Roman one) egging the situation on, he first butt heads with SOD's Rena over comments he made about the skill of the girls of SOD and their men. Artemus threw a hissy fit and Rena stormed off. Then good ol' Art had to sit through his team dropping the ball. He didn't sit quietly, though. He was overheard yelling at one of his employees to "at least score". And to cap off his bad night another ticked off SOD team member in the form of team captain Charlie stormed into the Garden to lay into him. The confrontation was broken up by PJ who led Charlie away to the bar. Every DoD girl knows how to distract the rest of their bunch -- booze.

Jewell and her brand spanking new husband Stephen made their first public appearance the night after their wedding in the Iron Fists Garden! Their honeymoon had to be delayed a day so that Jewell could face off against the Badside Brawlers Rat-tastic Napoleon!

Napoleon was expressing concern over all the cats he's seen recently in the Inn but Gov Kitty reassured him that it was bad publicity for her to "eat citizens". This is why we totally HEART Gov Kitty!!!! Ratty Nappy isn't too bad himself!

The looovely Sugar Twin showed up to support Darren while he was fighting in the Garden! These two seem to be spotted together quite a bit recently. Later in the evening they were also seen canoodling in the Inn! Love the sort of Good Girl/Bad Boy thing they have going!

Monday, June 11

Broken Bone Friday

Early on Friday evening Icer and Chryrie were gabbing together in the Inn. Icer seemed just a tad bit guilty over the broken bones that she served up to Reap and Baker. Chryrie assured her as long as they weren't dead than no harm/no foul. Chryrie put on her dentist hat and used her magic to heal an inflamed tooth in Icer's scary mouth! That woman is far braver than us! We'd never get that close to a dragon's mouth!

One of our sources spotted our favorite little artist Kira sneaking into the Inn in a summery floral sundress. She's been surprisingly scarce as of late as has her marvelous brother! We hope that they are doing well and we can't wait until they bring their wild act back to the Inn!

As if Thursday hadn't been bad enough for Artemus, he wasn't winning any fans on Friday either! With Kina behind the bar, he tried to tell her that he was still family. Kina assured him in no uncertain terms that they were no longer family. Poor, poor Art. We almost feel bad for him but he totally brings it onto himself!

Bouncy Taneth was in the Inn all a glow because Grayson returned! What has Grayson done to be so lucky to deserve that bundle of sweetness?!?!

Dioxane was entertaining the crowds Friday night during her calling shift in the Arena and attempting to keep Darren and Vinny from killing one another. It appears that the pair do not like one another very much. They exchanged insults and jabs all night. The root of their disagreement is not clear.

Cute little Uriko has been a real force in the rings as of late. She was again taking on the boys and showing no fear! This peppy little star is becoming a real darling of the dueling venues and even helped her IFL team take a win last week! We HEART her silliness!

Rena took over calling duels for Dioxane later into the evening, giving her a chance to have a heart-to-heart with good friend and teammate Darren. Darren expressed concern that Sexy Sid was going to take him out to the woodshed over his relationship with the blonde twin Sugar!!! That would be a must see! Rena tried to assure him that Sid seems quite nice but Darren didn't seem to believe her much.

Monday, June 11

An Action Packed Sunday!

Classy Cieara and Cute Single Erin were once again shining stars in against the drab background of the Inn! They discussed everything under the sun including Erin's sometimes rocky relationship with her sister, Cieara's iiiinteresting family dynamics, and a shared interest in causing trouble with the opposite sex. Our wonderful Piper wandered in shortly after all a flutter because her pegasus had won a race over the weekend! A big hearty congratulations to Piper and The Nimble!

Bast showed his handsome mug in the Inn. He stopped by his ex-wife's table for a bit of chit chat (and was he flirting with Cieara in front of Erin???) and broke the news that his sister-in-law is expecting! FAAAABULOUS! Bast seemed in great spirits about being an uncle. In fact, he seemed in such great spirits about the impending bundle of joy that we wonder if he isn't ready to settle down himself and have a couple rug rats?!?!

To make the evening even more wonderful, Daniel showed up to join the girls and Bast! Erin and Daniel quickly broke off into a whispered conversation. Delicious! Even more delicious??? The whispering ended in a SIZZLING kiss! What a great summer love for our Cute Single Erin! This hook-up gets TWO BIG THUMBS UP from yours truly!

The Inn's basement Annex was pretty hopping for Fight Night as well! Bad Boy Darren wasn't being very true to new girlfriend! He was too busy getting his flirt on with the oh-so-cute Uriko. Of course, G'nort was in on the action as well but haven't we all just come to expect that from him by now??? Something tells me that Darren's going to get into quite a bit of trouble if he doesn't change his ways!

If the Annex was hopping than Iron Fists Garden was LOADED up on action! Two Grazianos -- Tony and Chris -- both made an appearance for the Wrecking Crew. In usual Graziano fashion, one won and one lost. But BOTH were super HAWT! FLAWLESS Koy was present representing Team Fist and faced off against another member of WRC -- Kheldar. The sexiest father in RhyDin was fleeing a house full of sick kids and squeaked a victory by Koy to pose WRC for their first win of the season.

WHAT?!?!? Did our interns overhear that conversation between Stick and Koy correctly??? According to our sources, after the match FLAWLESS Koy told Stick that she had asked Man-tastic Matt to marry her and Matt had accepted!!! Wedding bells are ringing!!! We had a wedding hangover after Jewell and Stephen's extravagant affair but we are picked back up!!! This wedding will be an affair to remember! Yay!

Cas was there and ready to insult everyone under the sun. He whined about the kids from SOD being no-shows despite his own captain advising him that other arrangements had been made. He made a snide comment about Jewell and Stephen getting married after only dating for two months. Again, his facts were not straight. Our first mention of them was in late February and the couple had known one another for quite some time prior. He even bitched about how much his own long-time girlfriend likes expensive dresses. He accused Stick of hating men and his own captain of sucking at Fists. And that's only a portion of the list! Wow. What a cry baby! He's officially on our downer list. Ew.

That depressed us just writing about! So we will talk about DoD girls to cheer ourselves up! They're always good for some alcohol-related drama! Our sources say that PJ showed up for her match half-trashed and Charlie was fully trashed. PJ's old friend Sartan spent their time in the ring lecturing her about the "tastefulness" of her Badsider Brew ads. Taste??? They're beer ads for crying out loud! G'nort faced off against Charlie who he has not been getting along with and lectured her on her recent boozing and suspected drug use. Our sources didn't catch much of the conversation but the pair certainly seemed to leave the ring on better terms than the entered... or at least there wasn't as many insults being thrown back and forth.

Wednesday, June 13

A Life Lived Beautifully

Typically we abhor grappling in serious subjects. However, it would be so very wrong of us not to address the untimely passing of a beautiful woman.

She did not make this blog very often. Why not? Because she was too perfectly normal. She never made a big scene or asked for a lot of attention. Her life was lived sweetly and with a great deal of love. She was happy building the business she loved and spending time with her family, including her infant son and her husband.

Rosalind Elizabeth O'Dell Santiago passed away from cancer on the morning of June 10th. She was twenty-one years of age.

MUSIC, when soft voices die
Vibrates in the memory;
Odours, when sweet violets sicken,
Live within the sense they quicken.

Rose leaves, when the rose is dead,
Are heap'd for the beloved's bed;
And so thy thoughts, when thou art gone,
Love itself shall slumber on.

-Percy Bysshe Shelley

Friday, June 15

Overheard Around Town

- "You've go such nice legs. What time do they open?" Baker asked Charlie. We believe she's still sitting somewhere in a stunned stupor.

- " By order of the Fashion Police, I'm placin' ye under arrest fer breakin' multiple style laws. Consider this ye're lucky day. Ye're gettin' an Intervention." WE LOVE YOU FLAWLESS KOY!

- "I mean I may be a drunk and a bit o' a hewhore but a gossip I be nae." Well, it's nice to know where Robert draws the line.

- "Why would I do that? You already can't have children. My work for the women of this town is done." Harris to Darren in response to Darren's request for a duel.

- "Where's the Gossip GangSTAR when you need him? Standing up for us poor souls who just want to spread nasty gossip across the land? Protect us dear Gossip God!" We always have you, Evie, in our heart!

- "They buy them usually, darling. Nova has a ton of them at home, he uses them as pillows." Sartan to his wife when she asked how the women of RhyDin get such perfect breasts.

- "I'm your &*#$%&* wife! I should be like a &#$%!%^# magnet for your eyes!" Stick drops such foul language to Harris at the Overlord Tournament that even we are forced to censor it!

- "Jake's not scary. He's a beer God." So said Koy about the genius/orc behind Badsider Brew. Damn tootin', Koy !

- "You're acting like you pissed off a god or something. You puked in the wrong offering bowl during Party Gras, didn't you?" Nova was overheard asking Sartan.

- "We can drink a shot to each of Jewell's neglected kids." So said Reap. HILARIOUS!

Friday, June 15

A Biotch of a Thursday!

Poor Gabe was stuck doing dishes under the watchful eye of Tucker to pay back his debt to the Red Dragon Inn. Just when he thought he was done, Tucker pointed to another sink full of dirty dishes. Although, considering the amount of Gabe's debt, he'll probably being doing dishes in the Inn for the rest of his natural life.

Jewell entered the bar in a pleasant mood but her happiness was interrupted by Gabe who wanted to speak to them about the Lawyer Problem. He was attempting to get the Ravenlocks help with solving the problem but Jewell insisted that he must speak with her brother, not her, as he is the head of the family. Head of the family or not, are we the only ones that don't believe for one second that Jewell lets Brian make all the family decisions???

Baker was at the bar attempting to explain the the exact definition of "biotch" to two of our ABSOLUTE favorites -- Jon Henri and Piper! Both seemed utterly confused by the word.... or perhaps they were just confused with the way that Baker was explaining it!

The IFL newcomer Jason has been spending a lot of time with KFT and Inn regular Uriko lately! In fact, Thursday night they were seen having dinner together in the Inn. Jason seemed to be left wanting more of that cute, bubbly package!!! And who can blame him?!?! Young love is so so so sweet!

Evidently, FLAWLESS Koy's fashion intervention on Jade did not work. She wandered into the Inn in the late hours of Thursday in full-on cheap prostitute mode -- a short strapless dress and knee-high stripper boots along with heavy eye makeup and the most obnoxious shade of pink lipstick. Le sigh. Some people will never learn! The sad thing is that if she wasn't so DESPERATE she might actually be cute!

The Inn's basement Arena was pretty hopping with a Baronial Challenge match which pitted the Baroness of Old Temple District Rena Cronin against Horatio Macbeth. Baroness of Dragon's Gate Topaz was there to cheer on her fellow baroness. Rena's fellow DoD-er Charlie was also present to represent DoD. Under the watchful eye of her brother Gavin, Charlie was looking a bit worse for wear as she continues her path towards sobriety. Another DoD-er PJ was present to cheer and snuggle with Ratty Nappy and Rena's SOD teammate Cor also came by to look on. Even Overlord Cletus was looking on. He failed to step in for Rena to test the challenger and he didn't seem to take sides in the match. Despite all Rena's support and after three close bouts, Horatio stepped away as the new baron.

Congatulations, Horatio!

Wednesday, June 20

An Often Wed Saturday

We will never be able to keep track of all the "loves" in Feilas's life. First there was Sera (the "bloody psycho" ex of Dameon) but back in May he was seen getting his groove thing on with Nyx (who had broken Brandon's heart days earlier) and now it seems that he's got his sights set on Alana (who tends to throw herself at taken men as she's appeared in this blog after having flirted with Stephen, Baker, Val, Brian, etc, etc). Strangely enough, Feilas was chatting with Nyx when Alana arrived and introduced Alana to Nyx as "my love".

How does he keep them straight?!?!?

Whore-errific Jade was spotted talking to her ex Michale. Has she really ran out of men who'll sleep with her? Is she now going around for seconds? REHAB is calling, sweetheart!!!

The twins Sugar and Spice were tending bar but without the venerable Ms. Sid. They served up a free round of drinks on Sexy Brian who was celebrating the upcoming birth of the centaurs. Brian got his usual flirtatious offers from the women in the Inn but as usual he remained true to his girl. We HEART him!!!

Speaking of sisters, Cute Single Erin was dishing about her night out on the town with her lovely and much more even-keeled sister Lydia at the bar late into the night. Typically we HEART sister gab-fests but these two are absolutely DEPRESSING! They are two pretty girls who are usually fun to be around but whenever they are around each other they are tense and silent. It makes us sad!

The Baroness of Dockside Jaycynda "Jaycy" Ashleana and the Baron of New Haven Kheldar "Sexiest Father in RhyDin" Drasinia were both present and looking for duels in the Inn's basement Arena. Jaycy gaggingly referred to Kheld as her brother. ATTENTION, people! Never EVER refer to someone who you have previously had relations with as your brother! We do not care if you just mean "heart brother" or "soul brother" or whatever you people refer to it as these days. It's still gross.

In a meeting of the "often wed", Jaycy faced off against Jewell in a ring. Our sources tell us that their conversation revolved around respect. Lord, help us! Two women so prone to opening their legs discussing respect and honor??? RESPECT YOURSELVES, GIRLS! Le sigh. Jaycy won the duel but we believe the pair is tied at three on number of times wed.

Wednesday, June 20

A Spotted Monday

We are now proud to present your NINTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled --

SPOTTED:

- A set of fine handkerchiefs being given as a gift to Brendan from Setvia. These two had some major blushing action going on! It wouldn't surprise us if they were still red!!! We haven't seen Brendan get any action in almost three months. The boy is fiiiiiine and deserves a good filly! Our sources insist that there may have been a kiss as well!

- Piper and Elessaria engaged in some frank conversation with Connar in which Connar advised the ladies that he's saving himself for marriage! What?!?!?! There's two options here: (a) he's lying to them so that they think he is sensitive and have sex with him, or, (b) he's telling the truth which is a little scary considering not even the women of this city save themselves for marriage. Yeah, we believe he's trying to get into their pants, too!

- the entire up-turned nose gang meeting for a going away party for the Pimp-alicious Everett! It was unclear just how long he would be gone and our sources are really getting raked over the coals for failing to find out where he's going. However, we do know that some serious hotties gathered for the goodbyes, including the rarely seen as of late Gideon, Cute Single Erin, Always Grumpy Lydia, and a very tanned Cassie. All were sporting their best dress clothes and looking down right spiffy!

- young sweet Uriko advising G'nort that she's a virgin and G'nort in reply telling her that it makes her a national treasure!!! All the while, Uriko was busy booting G'nort out of Styx, giving herself a solid win over the very distracted G'nort. Lesson learned, G'nort. Never talk sex with Uriko when trying to defeat her in a ring!!!

- a DoD heart-to-heart! Koy entered the Outback looking as FLAWLESS as always and sat down to have a lengthy and quiet discussion with Rena. Once AGAIN Man-tastic Matt only breezed by with a kiss to Koy's cheek, seemingly uninterested that he STILL has the HAWTEST woman in RhyDin right underneath his nose!!! Matt, are you an idiot??? WAKE UP!!!

- cute Gnome Love!!! Mellisandre joined Gnimish while he called on Twilight Island on Monday night. There was the usual cute cuddling and snuggling. Do Gnomes marry??? When will Gnimish pose the Big Question to this cute slice of a baking gnome???

- Sid losing her temper with a drunk who was tossing bottles behind the bar. The drunk's name remains unknown but Sin-alacious Sid was definitely none too pleased! She pulled out her Sawed Off Pool Cue of Doom and handed it to Jewell who went all Lil' Miss Anger Management on the drunk's ass!!! Better not mess with those girls!!!

Friday, June 22

Wednesday's Are For Summer Dresses!

What did we tell you about Brendan and Setiva??? We know RhyDin Love and this couple has "fast-moving" written all over them. Wednesday night in the Inn Brendan was already meeting Setvia's mother, Illusia. We're right on track for an engagement within two weeks.

We know that this will get us in a lot of trouble for even mentioning but we are FEARLESS!!! We just don't like Lydia with Grem. He's super duper and handsome and she's spectacularly unhappy ALL THE TIME! Our sources saw Lydia's employee Carley hanging out in the Inn with Grem on Wednesday evening and we heard that they were absolutely adorable together! Although, Carley is certainly young, we think this pair would make a muuuuuch better couple than Lydia and Grem!

Speaking of women that we no longer like, Cassie is quickly making that list!!! Is there a female other than Erin in RhyDin who she gets along with??? She barged in on a witty (and sexy!) debate between Sebastian and the uber gorgeous Piper in order to talk nothings to Sebastian and shoot Piper nasty looks. And juuuuust when it looked like Sebastian was actually going to make a connection with a single, beautiful woman, Cassie took him away for a late dinner. GAH!

After attracting attention for all the wrong reasons the past week (drama with her man, poor fashion decisions), Jewell showed up in the Inn looking STUNNING in a white sun dress with a delicate cherry pattern. Love it! And her and Stephen seemed to be on good turns. They were flirty and playful with one another all night!

Jewell wasn't the only one looking her best!!! We were shocked to hear that Jade walked in dressed in a lovely, summery dress with TASTEFUL makeup!!! Color us completely SHOCKED!!! Good for her! It's sad seeing such pretty girls wearing such horrid outfits.

There was no shortage of action in the Outback!!! New Fists caller Lem witnessed his first challenge match as Shadoweaver holder Jaycy faced off against Vanion. After three duels, Vanion earned the right to hold the Opal for now.

After a brief visit from his cute as a button wife Rory, Sartan found himself in a match of the old guard versus the new as he faced off against Jason! Two HAWTIES in a ring!!! Someone should have sold tickets. Jason took a solid win for the new guard and we're already calling for a rematch!

Sunday, June 24

Friday's Chemistry Lesson

Cute Single Erin came in early Friday evening in a charming blue cotton sun dress and joined the dazzling Piper at the bar! These two should be BFF!!!! They are too adorable together. Sebastian came rolling in not long after and once again we were struck by just how PERFECT he and Piper are together. Unfortunately, their constant snarkiness makes it difficult for a connection to blossom. However, there's no denying the CHEMISTRY is THERE!!!!

The Sex-tacular Chryrie took time out of her busy life-saving schedule to use her magic to turn Lydia's green hair to a sexy auburn. It's cute but Lydia's still a stick in the mud. Maybe Chryrie should have turned it blonde so Lydia could have learned how to have fun. BLAH! In better news, Chryrie's husband CK made a rare appearance in the Inn. It was cute to see her all snuggly and cuddly!

Antonio is never one to miss out on a business opportunity! He had a new shipment of fantastic silk and brought some with him to the Inn to show off. Before the night was over he had several buyers including EFFORTLESS Kairee (we're still NOT worthy) and Former Lil' Miss Anger Management Jewell.

Speaking of Antonio, we're guessing he'll probably show up a bit tired for his next shift. It seems that Kina was overheard saying that her daughter Cai was taking the rest of their brood for the weekend. How much you want to bet he took FULL ADVANTAGE of a little bit of alone time with the Mrs.? Mama Kina isn't the only one getting a bit of loving! Cai was spotted with her man Nireck later in the evening!

Cai's good friend Setiva was no where to be found in the Inn Friday night because she was too busy making a name for herself downstairs in the Arena! She took a solid win over Gabe proving that she really is a chip off the old block!!! We wonder if her new man will be intimidated by a girl who knows how to hold a sword???

Over in the Iron Fists Garden, Jewell watched Anubis get his first win of the season and began talking of how good he was. He's 1-2!!! Jewell's fascination with the slaver is getting a bit silly. Her husband better nip that in the bud!

Monday, June 25

Engaged Sunday

The HAWTest brother and sister duo in RhyDin were hanging out in the Inn on Sunday night -- Cieara and Daniel!!! Their fun loving energy was brought down by Lydia who had joined the conversation. Lydia continues to be a GIANT bore and did not seem happy by Cieara recounting Cute Single Erin getting tipsy. For Pete's sake!!! Somebody needs to get Lydia WASTED. Maybe she'll remember how to smile.

Finally Cassie was looking like the Cassie we remember in a cute white knee-length dress with a ruched bodice! So perfectly summery! Cute Single Erin followed shortly after and was bumming it but she's looked so darn adorable lately that we'll give her a pass! They really brought the energy of the room back up! Lydia evidently couldn't take all the positive energy and took off. Then the party really started with Jewell joining in on the party!

Daniel wasted no time in smooching on Erin! This guy sure has "playa" written all over him! Erin was quick to warn him that she doesn't have long term potential. LOVE the girl!

Darren and his girlfriend's twin Spice were hanging out at the bar together a bit flirtatiously. Color us shocked!!! Darren and the brunette twin were conspiring to get drunk when Eless (who was doing an excellent job tending!) nixed the idea. It seems Eless was a bit worried that Sid would be angry with her as Sid has been quite protective of the twins. The flirting came to a quick end when Cor cut short his socializing to return to that twin who he has been linked with in recent months.

Fight Night was all geared up in the Annex as well and Gnome Love was the theme of the night!!! The adorable Gnim and his sweet gnome baker Mel were overheard by our sources telling cute-as-a-button caller Rory that they are engaged!!! Rory was just as excited as we are! A gnome wedding!!! What could be better???

Wednesday, June 27

A Challenging Tuesday

Cute little Carley was having some trouble Tuesday night in the Inn! The darling blonde elf was spotted by our sources chasing a cat around the common room. Eventually, she was able to catch up with it and scruff it but the sight was entertaining while it lasted! Later she was spotted at the bar talking about Erin's vacation. It appears our Cute Single Erin has left on holiday for a week or two. Oh, how we'll miss her!

Amber and Jewell passed paths during a shift change. Sweet Amber was overheard saying that she works in the Inn because of all the great people while Jewell responded that she works at the Inn to keep up with all the juicy gossip!!! See, we knew Jewell was a woman after our own hearts!

Fantastic Jewell was wearing a soaking wet set of clothing that showed off more of her loooovely parts than we imagine her husband would prefer. Even sexy Panther seemed to take a double look! Right in front of Panther, Tristen wandered up to the bar asking to be "hit hard" and Jewell punched him hard in the face!!! Evidently all he was asking for was a drink. Somebody really needs to gain control of Jewell's violent streak.

FLAWLESS Koy is the BEST Fashion Police EVAR!!!! Jade entered the Inn last night looking sexy and oooooh so classy in a light strawberry patterned strapless dress and was without her usual dark make-up. So summery and so fun! We bow down to you Koy for the changes in Jade! She looks MARVELOUS! We're not worthy!!!

Taneth seemed a bit uneasy about Lucky's presence. We suppose that spiders are something that even Taneth can't find cute! She expressed her fear to Kitty that bugs eat people and The Gov reassured her that Lucky will not be eating anyone.

Darren was seen drinking and hanging out alone in the Inn with SOD teammate Rena. Rena's man certainly hasn't been seen in a while and Darren's supposedly dating Sugar. It seems that even Sugar's twin believes there's something more going on between the pair!!! Is there trouble already in Darren and Sugar's relationship???

The Overlord Challenge brought out a handful of RhyDin's famous to support both the challenger Sarah "Stick" Allian and the Overlord Cletus Ganderfald. Stick just so happens to be the wife of Harris, the man whom Cletus beat to gain his title and Stick immediately issued challenge. We do love when the women get involved!!! Harris was there to support his foul-mouthed friend as was DoD-er and Stick's close friend the FLAWLESS Fashion Officer Koy. On the Overlord's side of the ring sat his rumored pregnant wife Arane and one of his employees Losden (who has recently issued challenge for the Seaside barony).

After solid back-to-back wins, Cletus earned the right to retain the title and the mansion on Overlord Island. Congratulations, Overlord Ganderfald!!!