Topic: March 2007

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-03-01 21:54 EST
Thursday, March 1

Ghost Town Tuesday

How could you do this to me, RhyDin??? The Gossip GangSTAR feels weakened! Our super gossip powers have been deteriorated by a night of.... I can hardly bring myself to say it... A COMPLETE AND UTTER LACK OF DRAMA!!

Tuesday night was shockingly quiet. The one bright spot was Uriko cheering up the Inn for a bit with a dash of her light-hearted teaddy bear fun!

It appears we missed Jewell macking with Stephen in the Outback Monday night. What is it about the Outback that makes people want to smooch? Oh, how fast they move on in this city! Poor Skyler's barely cold.

Also, your Gossip GangSTAR must apologize for missing out on yesterday's gossip! Our spectacular mother was in town to see the GangSTAR's new pad and, as any good son, we were busy showing her the quieter side of town!

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Marc Franco

Date: 2007-03-01 21:54 EST
Thursday, March 1

Ghost Town Tuesday

How could you do this to me, RhyDin??? The Gossip GangSTAR feels weakened! Our super gossip powers have been deteriorated by a night of.... I can hardly bring myself to say it... A COMPLETE AND UTTER LACK OF DRAMA!!

Tuesday night was shockingly quiet. The one bright spot was Uriko cheering up the Inn for a bit with a dash of her light-hearted teaddy bear fun!

It appears we missed Jewell macking with Stephen in the Outback Monday night. What is it about the Outback that makes people want to smooch? Oh, how fast they move on in this city! Poor Skyler's barely cold.

Also, your Gossip GangSTAR must apologize for missing out on yesterday's gossip! Our spectacular mother was in town to see the GangSTAR's new pad and, as any good son, we were busy showing her the quieter side of town!

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Marc Franco

Date: 2007-03-02 22:00 EST
Friday, March 2

It has fantabulous week!

It has been a gigantic week for the Gossip GangSTAR!!!

Our legendary mother visited RhyDin for the first time, the blog (and fliers) are spreading like wildfire, we have a mention in the well-circulated Oracle, AND THERE ARE WANTED POSTERS UP FOR US!!!! The posters would only have made us happier if the Gossip GangSTAR's smiling mug had been on them.

Perhaps some would find the article in the Oracle written by the sweet-tongued Erin or those fantastic signs that the even-tempered Jewell had made a bit on the disturbing side. Not the Gossip GangSTAR! For in the Gossip GangSTAR's world, you must be doing something right if you have tongues wagging!

Therefore, the Gossip GangSTAR still loves both Erin (despite her horse-like resemblance) and Jewell (despite her skanky ways)!!! Smoooooches, ladies!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-03-02 23:37 EST
Friday, March 2

Sword this!

Wow! The Arena was hopping last night. Unfortunately, it was also Imp-less! What is the Arena on a Thursday night without a significant dash of Imp groping hot women? Suuuuuper Des was to the rescue again, however! She flew in and kept score on the fly!

Tass, who is the KING of sweet-talking women into things that they probably shouldn't do, somehow got a distracted Issy to agree to posing in some photographs for him. Lord, what wouldn't the men of RhyDin do for scandalous pictures of the smashing (literally smashing) Issy? We are SO waiting on the edge of our seat for that!

RhyDin's accountant, the rubber chicken known as Chicken Avenger showed up to duel dressed like a pirate.... you know, sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

After briefly showing up to the Warlord Tournament not looking like herself, Koy has been seen in public looking utterly FIERCE lately. Last night she was dressed in a stunning three piece suit. That woman is the definition of the word "chic"!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-03-03 13:05 EST
Saturday, March 3

Friday night hook-ups!

All this love is enough to make a sane person puke! The hormones were hot and heavy Friday night as it seemed EVERYBODY was pairing off!

The action in the Arena Friday night was a bit on the slow side but evidently gnome love is still IN! Gnimish and his lady Melli were present and cuddly! Who knew gnomes were lovers? And Melli is such a cutie!

YUM! Cassie and her hot bubble of manness, Alain, who was just recently named Mr. RhyDin dropped by the Inn for a bit. What a sinfully delicious couple! Really, they're both just too good-looking to be human.

The mood even inflitrated the bartenders. Antonio and his lady-love Kina were there to serve. Their two adorably cute rugrats were even briefly present. Kina took a moment to amuse us with a stern lecture to Reap who evidently attempted to give the girls ale in sippy cups several nights back.

That's where the logical hook-ups ended.

One of G'nort's sluttacious pin-up duelists, Charlie, made eyes at our resident good boy Cor. Errrt? A polite, well-mannered cute guy like that CANNOT fall for G'nort's peddled sin! The desperate mothers of single daughters are sobbing all across RhyDin today!

Then in a move that had us wondering if we were about to witness the end of the leader of the Bar Bandits, Reap smacked a giant kiss on Issy! In that dumb luck of drunks, however, Issy did not rip him limb for limb. Perhaps she was just too stunned to react! Or perhaps Reap really is a decent kisser?

Perhaps tonight Issy will awake from that spell and put a real hurtin' on Reap! HAWT!!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-03-03 22:58 EST
Saturday, March 3

Just your typical Saturday afternoon?

Just when you thought that only the good stuff happens at night, the Inn was alive with drama this afternoon!

The sinfully wonderful Cassie and Alain had a falling out in the afternoon over a dark-haired beauty named Amalia who appears to be a friend of Alain. The only thing sexier than these two macking on one another is when they're arguing. MEOW! The delicious duo seemed to work out their differences but as soon as Cassie left the little hussy had her hands all over Alain! Hey, keep your hands off Cassie's man!

Poor PJ! Our favorite curvy Latin flavor was no where to be found when her man Dark was engaged in some pretty hardcore flirting with Cal. Unfortunately, we hear this isn't the first time. Dark better watch himself or PJ will fling him from the Outback's rafters like she flung Reap.

Fling away, girlfriend!

GossipIntern

Date: 2007-03-04 17:18 EST
Sunday, March 4

The fallout!

Greetings gossip mongers of RhyDin.

The city's GREATEST gossip blogster, your very own Gossip GangSTAR is currently .... well, MIA but fear not loyal readers! His staff, including the great Intern of Gossip, shall push on in His place until His whereabouts are determined.

Our boss's favorite Red Orc spokesmodel, PJ Ramirez, engaged in a bit of un-model-like behavior once reading His latest blog. Her punch sure packs a wallop! She busted Dark's lip before Rena intervened and then jumped on the back of Bad Boy Gage's motorcycle to flee the scene. Draaaaama!

After nearly taking a punch from PJ as well, the Inn's resident good boy Cor spent another night chatting up Company of the Dragon's Charlie. However, once the TDL duelist had left for the night, Cor could only speak of PJ! We here on the Gossip GangSTAR's staff can't wait to tell Him when He returns that there may be another player in the field for PJ's heart? That's just the sort of thing He loves!

Later in the evening, Reap showed up claiming that he had slept with Issy after their liplock last night. Oooh, when that gets back to Issy, Reap's going to be in sooooo much trouble!

Forget men! They're too much trouble. Instead, Sage and Lenika spent the night chatting up a grumpy talking crab named Geophrey. Now there's something we are disappointed we missed!

A rip roaring game of truth or dare broke out in the Inn in the early evening hours. Lenika dared Victor to kiss Tsukiko. However, said kiss was wimpy! We wanted to see a REAAAAL kiss. Victor also admitted that his pacing the night before was over a woman! Reeeaaaally? Who? We're dying to know! While Harold stated that if he had to choose, he'd pick Lenika to live on a deserted island with. The lovely Cal (who if you remember correctly was the jolt to the PJ/Dark drama) also joined in and was dared to stand on a table and sing "I love cheese and bacon" over and over. Cal did not disappoint.

Even we on the Gossip GangSTAR's staff know that games of Truth or Dare ALWAYS make blog entries, boys and girls!

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GossipIntern

Date: 2007-03-05 07:41 EST
Monday, March 5

The Gossip GangSTAR is so going to be crabby at this news!

The Gossip GangSTAR is still, uh, indisposed at the moment but we here at the Gossip GangSTAR's super secret headquarters will continue trucking on!

Our boss's favorite spicey little bundle of horse hide, Erin, LAID INTO Gideon for sneaking up behind her and laying a big fat kiss on her! Her profanity-laced lecture caused Gideon to storm out of the room. Got to admire the girl's spit fire!

Erin then spent the rest of the night chatting with Cassie who certainly didn't appear the smoking sex kitten that we're used to seeing. It appears that the Gossip GangSTAR's favorite couple might be on the rocks!

It didn't take Dark very long to move on. Considering the man's superior flirting skills, that's not at all surprising. He had a mushy heart-to-heart jam session with Shey. While their both smoking hot, there's something about this coupling that fails to excite us. We do not believe that the Gossip GangSTAR will be pleased when he returns.

It seems that Everett -- that little honeypot of sexual feeling -- got his groove thing on last night! He proved himself to be the stud we all know he can be! He laid one heck of a smoooooch on a pretty brunette. The girls are lining up to be next. LINING UP!!!

And the ever peppy Taneth was spotted over in the basement Annex attempting to convince Druid that he really was cuddly. Good luck with that, Taneth!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-03-07 06:56 EST
Tuesday, March 6

The Outback's Bar Room Brawl!!!!

Yes, fans, YOUR Gossip GangSTAR is back in action!!!! We apologize for our absence the last several days but there was a certain sex-crazed nobleman who invited us over for a game of racket ball and then wouldn't allow us to leave until we gave him a list of the names and addresses of ALL the easy women of RhyDin. Obviously, that list took a while to write.

Luckily, we were back in town in time to make the Outback's Bar Room Brawl hosted by SUUUUPER Des!

When Matt's away, the brawlers will play! Des took advantage of the boss-man's military-related trip by throwing a bash! A handful of the Outback's best fighters squared off to take one another on.... but who really cares who won, right? The better questions are who was there and what drama were they up to!

Tension was obviously high about Matt's whereabouts. It appears this mission wasn't exactly one of his safest and Matt's fantastic girl, Koy, has been on edge.... not that you would know it by the fierce fashion Koy's showed off this past week. Tarl just didn't get the hint that the subject wasn't to be broached despite warning from the sexy MILF Caedia and the sluttacious Jaycy.

The odd pairing of Too Cute for Words Taneth and Sin Peddler G'nort were there to cheer/watch the match. Really, there should be some sort of regulation about these two speaking to one another! It's just WRONG! G'nort was bragging about his sexual escapades and induced a comment nearing on snarkiness from Taneth! She accused him of making up stories. We HEART this girl!

Also playing snarkily was crazy Harris and Grade A Man Meat Art who choose to throw more insults at one another than punches. From outside the ring, Cas attempted to join in the insult-fest but only found himself slammed quickly by a sharp witty jab from Art regarding Cas's dueling prowess.... or rather the lack of skill. Cas was shocked more than insulted, really.

Foxy Shey, who showed up to watch the match, and Harris had a discussion that would have ruined the fantasies of kids everywhere. Among the mythical creatures they ruined, they said that the Easter bunny was on strike, the leprachauns had offed Santa, and the Tooth Fairy had an STD. Classy, you two. Very classy. Although, we must admit, hilarious.

The Outback Bar Room Brawl was a blaaaaaast! We hope that not too much damage was done to the Outback! We wouldn't want SUUUUUPER Des to get into trouble when Matt gets back!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-03-07 21:37 EST
Wednesday, March 7

A night of ANGER! W00T!

Some sort of gruesome happening overnight royally ticked off SMASHING Issy. She threatened to toss Victor through a window and was talking of snapping someone's head off "like a dandelion". Little David braved her mood to give her a hug! Kid's got some guts!

Speaking of angry females, Jewell was back seeing red (does she see any other color?). Evidently Baker and Reap did something that sent her into a tiff! We're dying to know, Bar Bandits! What did you two do?

Also angry in the Inn was Mr. Nice Guy himself, Cor! Appears that Baker and Reap's antics weren't kept to just Jewell. They also gave Cor a spiffy new look! He has PINK hair! We LOVE it!!!!

Jewell didn't limit her scorn to the Bar Bandits! Cass (not the Roman variety but the female variety) called Jewell (who was tending bar at the time) a tramp/trollop/whore for moving in on HER Stephen. Cass was very vocal that her milkshake brings her "lovin' man" to the yard. By the way, is there a worse pet name than "lovin' man"??? Well, Jewell was having NONE of that. She WALLOPED Cass while Stephen looked on appearing as if he'd like to die! Panther should seriously make this girl take anger management classes before she's allowed back behind the bar!!!

Cass's troubles didn't end there! She followed up taking a punch from Jewell by getting laid out by the sassy pirate-lady, Mercy! Cass immediately ran from the scene and Mercy gave Stephen a short lecture for hanging out with cows.

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-03-08 21:34 EST
Thursday, March 8

New Bartender!!

Rumor has it that SUUUUPER Des introduced a fine new caller to the mix last night in the Inn! The giiiigantic man's name is Tucker and had more than one of the ladies doing a second take. Some of the Inn regulars attempted to claim that they were Baker in order to add to his bar tab. You'd think that if you were going to steal someone's tab it would be someone who seemed a bit more.... wealthy.

Anyway, yay, Des! Keep bringing on the new blood!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-03-10 20:22 EST
Saturday, March 10

Of Tigers and Blue hair!!

Well, fans, our questions have been answered! We now know who Victor was pacing the floor over! He asked the lovely blue-haired Shea to marry him Wednesday night and the lady accepted. No date has yet been set but the couple are busy with wedding plans and making mushy faces at one another in the Inn! The Gossip GangSTAR is waiting on pins and needles for his invitation!!!

Speaking of the blue-haired, Harris (another of the Duels' crazed stars) was spotted striking a deal with foxy Shey. It appears that the married dueler has a need for some arm candy to accompany him to matches. Shey signed on to be his sexy little cheerleader!

While the Gossip GangSTAR LOOOOOVES drama in any way type or form, we must admit that the tendency of couples to have serious fights in the Inn is far beyond us. They do realize that the walls of the Inn have ears, right??? The latest violators were Erin and her husband, Sebastian, ....and let me tell you, folks, this one was NOT pretty. It ended in Sebastian telling Erin that he wanted a divorce.

While Erin is not one of the Gossip GangSTAR's favorites, we MUST call FOUL!!!! Not classy. Not the least bit classy. We shake our finger at you Sebastian!!! How dare you make us feel sorry for Erin!

Much to my surprise, Dark, the Inn's resident musician, does not appear to have ended his relationship with the Red Orc Brewery spokesmodel. This man has more irons in the fire than any other flirt I've ever seen! Little does the pretty brunette know that luring women seems like his fulltime job!

After some eye batting at the new tender this past week, Rena continued to surprise the Gossip GangSTAR by being a TIGER!!! She was seen at the bar hitting on a handsome solider named Val after a full night of drinking and general debauchery with her friends (including Koy, Charlie, and PJ) who seem to be calling themselves the Daughters of Decadence these days. We HEART the new and improved Rena!

Word has it that SMASHING Issy was none to pleased with Reap's comment that he slept with her and she SMASHED him one. We are so sorry that we missed it. SMASHING Issy is the HAWTEST!

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, our EVIE is back in RhyDin. Unfortunately, she's also back in the company of Baker, but some day we shall find that woman a man that deserves her cute tail! Welcome back to the Gossip GangSTAR's favorite, Evie!!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-03-11 18:12 EST
Saturday, March 10

THE 1500 CHALLENGE!!!

Jonas and Dameon attempted to convince "little sis" Kira that Yuki was the guy for her. However, it seems that Kira's not having any of that. Little sister made it clear to the boys that it's her choice, not their's! Things aren't looking good for poor Yuki on that front. It leaves us wondering, whatever happened to her love connection with Ness???

Kairee showed up looking FABULOUS, of course. The woman is effort-freaking-less. A young admirer told her that she was incredibly. Kairee responded with a cool "I know, sweet." THIS IS WHY WE HEART HER!!! Confidence + class + beauty = The One and Only Kairee!

Listen up, lovely ladies of RhyDin!!! Jewell and Kina's Alley Cat Club is hiring waitresses! It appears they have signed up Uriko but Kina promises that she will only be a waitress and not a dancer. Thus, the straight men of RhyDin sob into their beer mugs.

We had the pleasure of meeting the HOT-TASTIC Leni this afternoon. This fantastic little spit fire of a woman is pleasant on the eyes, a witty conversationalist, and single. She claims not to date but we believe that she must!

Therefore, we are laying down a challenge to the fine eligible bachelors of RhyDin! The first man who can lure this young, beautiful woman on a date will receive 1500 nobles from yours truly once the date is confirmed!!!! The gauntlet has, thus, been laid down!!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-03-12 11:16 EST
Monday, March 12

Overheard around town

- "Hmm, dead pussy would nae be a great thing fer tourism." So said Stephen in regards to a comment made about killing the Gov.

- "Well Reap, I gotta say I'd love to help finance you leaving town. But, on the other hand, I wouldn't want any of my hard-earned money to go to a cause that would have you finding a whole new crop of women to bother." SMASHING Issy is evidently not going to be sponsoring the Bar Bandits trip to the Isle of Lesbos.

- ?Wow....those paparika guys are everywhere....? In regards to your very own Gossip GangSTAR courtesy of Baker.

- "Men are jealous of me, and women just want to grope me." You can always count on G'nort to be humble.

- "If you're a sex symbol, then I seriously need to take a vow of celibacy." Credit that one to Chryrie.

- "Some night, in the not-too-distant future, you're going to wake up in a gutter some where, choking, and then you're going to think to yourself 'Man, I wish Issy where here to totally throat chop me.'" Cor advised Reap.

- "Well after we feed the children to the dragons.. I think we should barbacue the dragons and have a feast. We can hold it at the Hall." Nobody's going to be naming Reap "child advocate of the year".... or "Dragon Advocate of the Year" for that matter.

- "Dude...should we sit in the 'Splash Zone'?" Baker (yes, again) asked when deciding on where he should sit in the Outback.

- "I can freeze your testicles to the stools you're sitting on right now and make sure neither of you poor excuses for men ever reproduce, okay?" Please do, Jewell. Can you even imagine the Bar Bandits as fathers?

- "He doesn't have a liver. He bleeds alcohol." Quipped Jaycy about Tarl.

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-03-13 21:16 EST
Monday, March 12

Love is in the air!!!

Can it be??? One of our favorite little sluttaciously hotties, Cassie, appeared in the Inn shortly before her partner in passion, Alain, and BOTH had post-coitus hair! It appears that the Inn's most hormonally charged couple is back together! YAY!!!

Speaking of couples, it appears that one of the Bar Bandits, Cor, is turning a vicious bad girl into a real softie! The Team Dueling League's Charlie's tough girl image must be taking a real nose dive after all the smiles she's been handing out to Cor lately. It's almost... cute!

The lovely Shey was in the Outback to serve in her role as professional cheerleader/arm candy to Harris. Really, we're just waiting for this to start a new trend! All the ease of having an on-call "lady of honor" without any the messiness of the usual dueling groupies.

...And it appears we haven't mentioned it yet so now we must! PJ and Dark are officially off. We hear that Dark is easing his grief by spending time with Cal and PJ is distracting herself with... well, her favorite man -- Jose!

And don't forget our 1500 noble challenge! The first man to convince the lavacious Leni to go out on a date (and completes said date) wins 1500 nobles from us!!! Woe on!!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-03-15 21:34 EST
Thursday, March 15

SPOTTED

Your SECOND Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled --

SPOTTED:

- Yugo, Dark and a new chickie named Oriana celebrating Yugo's engagement to Kat over sodas! Oriana seemed to be making eyes at our little player (and we're not refering to his music skills)! Something tells us that Cal is not going to be happy about that!!

- Mantastic Kheld speaking of the trials of fatherhood with DoD-er Koy. It seems that babies come with a lot of stuff! He and his sluttacious little CDR pin-up model, Caedia, have decided not to move to the manor Kheld just won in New Haven due to the problems that come with moving a small brood.

- The peanut flicking Harris and Shey, his foxy professional cheerleader, discussing that she may have to go to work soon. Does this mean that a challenge might be forth coming from the many-time Opal/Diamond??? We'd bet for it within the month.

- Dameon discussing a nasty argument between he and Sera (per Dameon his "bloody psychotic might-be girlfriend") that occurred in the Inn the night before. The best we can tell it was in regards to her age. All that's clear is that tears were flowin'!!!

- Dameon's brother, Jonas, also having himself some woman issues but his come from his sister rather than a girlfriend. He gave his sister Kira a gift from her unfortunately unwanted admirer, Yuki. The trouble came as he gave her this gift and announced who it was from in front of Ness whom Kira was spotted dancing with at Cupid's Follies. Ness has a girlfriend but the chemistry between he and Kira is palpable!!! We're dying to see who the lovely, innocent Kira chooses!

- The hulk of a tender, Tucker, back behind the bar with SUUUUPER Des! It seems that Des may have finally heeded calls for a bouncer because he certainly looks more like the hired muscle than any bar back we've ever seen!

- RU's Reap and the loooovely Evie discussing the possible death of the sluttaciously fantastic PJ. Rena quickly told them that it was not true. Evidently PJ flipped out in the bathroom of the Inn and then fled when help arrived. Bad trip much there, sweetie? Somebody call the nearest rehab!

- Stephen smoking something other than tobacco! Seems he's been doing a lot of drinking as well lately.

- A huuuuge list of people signed up for Duel of Swords' March Madness tournament! The tournament is open to all and will take place over a series of weeks! If you're interested, check out the cork board in the Arena for more details!!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-03-17 00:33 EST
Friday, March 16

Tears! Insults! DRAMA! Oh, my!!!

All this love in the air you had to know eventually it would start crashing and burning!!! One of our absolute all-time favorites, Dameon, and his "bloody psychotic might-be girlfriend" Sera took a nose dive off the relationship bandwagon last night in FANTASTIC fashion!!!

What can be better on a Thursday night than a rip-roaring break-up? While Dameon accused Sera of being clingy and Sera shot back that Dameon was a commitment phobe, Dameon's good friend Ness attempted to get a bet going on whether or not Dameon would take a punch and Dameon's cutie of a lil sis, Kira, distracted herself with her sketch book.

Tears! Insults! Accusations! DRAMA! Is there anything better than a bitter break-up???

In better news, there was hot, Hot, HOT action in the Arena!!! First Baker laid a gigantic kiss on our Evie! And then, evidently feeling left out, tequila-crazed PJ laid an even HAWTER kiss on the brunette bombshell!!!! Repeat! REPEAT!!!

Lil Miss Anger Management took home her pirate, Stephen!!! Jewell sure moves fast!!! I suppose to produce kids as quickly as she does, you have to. Maybe she's going for a full soccer team???

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-03-17 21:57 EST
Saturday, March 17

Bikinis in the Pit!!!

Last night was a bit of a let down compared to Thursday night. But, really, how can anything follow up one of our FAVORITES Dameon accusing his girlfriend of being "psycho" in the middle of a crowd and her bawking at him! Yes, folks! She clucked like a chicken! The best break-up EVER!!!

We're already rooting for them to get back together so that we may see at least a dozen similar fights!!!

Keaton waltzed into the Inn yesterday evening for the first time in quite a while. There was more than one lady pleased to see him!!! And can you blame them? Isn't he the absolute yummiest?!?! His entry was followed shortly by a queen in the realm of sinful hotness -- Trixie. These two sizzle almost as hot as Cassie and Alain!

Speaking of our hands-down FAVORITE couple, one-half of it did show up late in the Inn looking as fine as ever. Cassie is to swooooon for! She was chatting up Gideon over her and Alain's not-so monogomous relationship. But, really, doesn't every woman have to be a let down after Cassie?!?!

Harris was out in the Inn making friends as only he can. The peanut-flicker was only there a half an hour before obtaining a date with the Gov in the Outback's nastiest ring -- the PIT!!! Gov Kitty, who has promised to wear a bikini for the bout, is a handful but Harris is a pretty storied Outback fighter! Who do you think will walk out alive???

Ladies love smooth men!! Gideon must be the smoothest because he always seems to have a pack of lovely gazelles surrounding him! Last night found him charming the innocent Charlotte in the Inn whom he introduced to the FANTASTIC Everett! The pair seemed to hit it off pretty well, even sneaking into the kitchen for a bite to eat. Can we even hope for it? A love match between our Everett and that cute little speck of femininity? HOW CUTE!!!!

...Gideon didn't seem to mind when Everett wandered off with his company. Perhaps it was because he was fully engaged in a verbal sparring match with the ill-mannered Malachi. The insults juuuust FLOWED!!!

It wasn't insults but alcohol flowing at the DoD girls' table. The whole squad was in tow for some drunken debauchery which included hook-ups, a brief peek at PJ's boobage, and the always tres chic Koy!!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-03-18 20:37 EST
Sunday, March 18

A busy night of fodder!!

Where do we even begin on last night, kids? Let us tell you, we were busy little gossip mongers last night!

Our poor dear sweet Kira was between a rock and a hard place as she listened to a confused Sera discuss her break-up with Kira's brother Dameon. They really should make greeting cards that say "I'm sorry my brother viciously dumped you and called you 'psycho'. Can we still be freinds?"

Spaceman Wil and Musician Dark really should join some sort of Players' Anonymous group! Is there anyone in RhyDin that chases more skirt than these two? Wil's target of the night was a lovely blonde named Addison! Get out now, honey! GET OUT NOW!!!

Whoa, what? Erin was certainly in high spirits the other night!! She discussed dancing on the bar and having a night out on the town! And to top it off she made fishy faces and tickle-attacked the oh-so-proper Everett ....Wait, we're starting to think we like the single Erin! So much more fun! And less horse-like!

For at least a while it appeared that the Cassie/Alain/Amalia love triangle had ended and our two heros were back to being free to make delicious love. Amalia was batting her lovely eyes Malachi's way and he seemed interested enough. Unforunately, details are unclear but rumor has it that Cassie was later spotted at the bar throwing back shots with Erin discussing an incident where the floozy had butted in again! If Alain doesn't push this girl aside SOON then he may just not be good enough for the fantastically sinfully HAWT Cassie!

The vicious Scathachian visions were out in full force! Issy, Jenai, Reeni, and Eddie all showed their lovely faces!!! And, in a shocking scene, Issy proved that she is not the lesbian that the RU guys had hoped she was (Can't you hear their sobs from here?) and KISSED A GUY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INN!!!! Pigs are flying. Hell has indeed frozen over. What is RhyDin coming to???

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-03-19 19:26 EST
Monday, March 19

We're disappointed in you, boys!!!

It doesn't appear that our lovely Leni has cost us $1500 nobles yet! Come on, gentleman! I disappointed that none of you have been able to woe her into a date yet. Where are all of you smooth-talking men of RhyDin? Where's Wil? What about Dark? Gideon? You guys are supposed to be the best of the best!

Speaking of Gideon, that man sure knows how to surround himself with LOVELY LADIES!!! Early in the night he had his arm slung around the red hot redhead Illy on the couch and then later it was the ever so classy Charlotte in front of the fire. The man has immpeccable taste in women! Both Illy and Charlotte are first-rate classy broads!!!

Foxy Shey was hanging out with Mr. Player himself, Dark, who even stole a kiss on her cheek. While typically we worry about beautiful women in Dark's presence since he has that whole "love 'em and leave 'em" reputation, we are quite confident that Miss Foxy Shey can handle herself. In fact, if there are any hearts a-breaking here, safe money is that it is not Shey's.

Do you need further proof that single Erin ROCKS so much harder than married, horsey, stick in the mud Erin? Well, last night she discussed a possible make-out session between her Erin, Kitty, and Cassie for yours' truly's benefit!!! KISSING! HAWT women!! We are starting to love Single Erin!

Addison evidently took our advice on Wil as she was seen chatting up Darkmere last night. Darkmere was polite but dismissive claiming that he was not on the market. Who may we ask has taken him off??? We're are DYING to know!!!

The DoD girls had a full table last night! Koy looking heavenly in slip dress dodging pies thrown by Ebon! FASHION NO-NO, EBON!!! Sluttacious PJ seems to have a new man in her harem -- Bad Boy Gage. DoD girls seem to have adopted EVIE to guide her down the path of sinful excess and deliciously exposed cleavage. Go, EVIE!!!

Yugo jumped up onto the bar at Gav's urging to announce that as of yesterday he is a proud papa!!! The Gossip GangSTAR HEARTS babies! Congratulations to him!!!

Taneth was seen jumping around in the Annex in the cutest cheerleading outfit complete even with ribbons for her hair! Shake those pompoms, girlfriend!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-03-21 22:14 EST
Wednesday, March 21

Even on a quiet Tuesday night there's drama to be found!

The oh-so YUMMY Ewan and Storm exchanged a heartfelt goodbye before she walked him down to the docks to see him off. VERY CUTE!!! This relationship certainly gets the Gossip GangSTAR's Seal of Approval!

And just for a status update on another recent love match, DoDer Rena was in the Inn macking on her new sweet boy toy, Val. He's super cute, sweetheart! Niiiice catch!

Dameon gathered round his lovely sister Kira, his brother Jonas, and their good friend Ness at the promise of a good joke but got few laughs. See, Dameon, you were much funnier when you were dating the ABSOLUTELY FREAKING HAWT Sera!!! Get back together already!!! We HEART this group, though. Jonas is the yummiest!!

Bad Boy Gage took a flying leap off the deep end and challenged Cas (not the female one but the Roman, Opal holder one) to a duel in the Outback next Monday. Evidently he was pissed off for being called "Ramirez's Flavor of the Month"!!! Hiiiiillarious line! Cas just jumped onto our list of favorite smart mouths!!! And somebody might want to fill said flavor in on just how big of a problem he's in for Monday. Send them to the PIT, Suuuuper Des!

Speaking of Suuuuuper Des, she and her Sidekick in Life Gav stopped by while celebrating their first wedding anniversary. Drinks were on Gav and, as you can imagine, it was an offer that went over quite well! We've got a good feeling that Gav's wallet is a good deal lighter today. CONGRATS, KIDS!!! A full year is a real accomplishment in this city!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-03-22 22:17 EST
Thursday, March 22

Looove in the Spring!

Ooooh. Yesterday was the first day of Spring and looooove was in the air! The handsome Caven took that oh-so-cute blonde bombshell Colette for a romantic picnic! Another cute new love match!!! Yay!

The HAWT Cassie and the former horsey Erin had their pretty little heads together in some serious girly chit-chat! The conversation was pretty clearly about a man but which man is the question!!! What I wouldn't have given to be a fly on the wall for that conversation!

The EFFORTLESS Kairee accused Lil Miss Jewell of being infatuated with a certain pirate. Jewell denied it at the time but was spotted headed home with that very same little pirate. And to save us from having a hit put out on us by Lil Miss Anger Management, we will add that Jewell has made it very clear to your Gossip GangSTAR that she is NOT sleeping with Stephen!!! Poor Stephen. Evidently he's not good enough to be linked to having sex with???

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-03-26 11:45 EST
Monday, March 26

Thursday Night!

Your THIRD Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled --

SPOTTED:

- Caven making eyes at the cute little blonde Collette! The day before the pair had gone for a picnic and they certainly looked chummy in the Inn. We totally HEART Collette's bouncy energy but is Caven the man for her??? We're reserving judgement on this one for the time being!

- A not-so horsey Erin gave a scarf to the swarmy Malachi (is it just us or is there something slimy about this guy?) while the HAWTACIOUS Cassie looked on! Lydia broke up the party with some bad news for Erin. Something about cat sex. What??? Whatever it was, Erin sure took off in a hurry after that!

- Cal who has clearly moved on after her brief fling with Dark. She was seen talking to a particularly handsome young man named Brendan. However, Brendan isn't limiting his options! Later in the evening he was complimenting the lovely redhead Lurielle on what great company she is! We DEMAND a hot cat fight over a man! We haven't seen one of those in aaaages!

- Our Evie telling Baker what a naughty little girl she is! Oh, how we love Evie! And, we suppose if Baker is what makes our Evie happy, he is alright as well.

- Erin sharing a bottle of wine and flirting with Alain!!! Wait, wait. Erin? Not Cassie? NOOOO!!!! Alain is property of the gooorgeous Cassie! Hands off, you little vixen!

- Issy calling that Scorp guy that she was seen kissing "cher". WHAT??? It's blown our mind enough that Issy was kissing him but now she's calling him pet names??? This is not our SMASHING Issy!

- Grayson cuddling with our cute little Taneth in the Arena while she cheered on... well, you know Taneth, she was cheering on nearly everybody! The point of the matter is that Grayson needs to keep his dirty mitts off our innocent little Taneth!!! This girl is in desperate need of an over protective older brother!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-03-26 14:07 EST
Monday, March 26

Friday Night!

It appears that it didn't take Brendan long to make his choice. After a terse, emotional conversation with Cal, he was seen laughing and flirting with Lurielle! There's something cute and courtly about the Brendan/Lurielle coupling so we very much approve!!!

We totally HEART hunky Val!!! This guy is perfect for the lovely, sane member of the DoD, Rena! They have been exchanging cute little pecks and sweet comments! Awwww! Too much! A-FREAKING-DORABLE!!!

Speaking of adorable, the lovely Kira was having a heart-to-heart with Ness. However, these two pain us too much for words! They each CLEARLY like one another but neither will tell the other. You like each other! Kiss! Call each other "dear"! Move on to cute couple-dom like you should already!!! This is just becoming too painful to watch.

Gideon was busy ruffling the feathers of three lovely ladies -- Cassie, Erin, and their friend from their homeland Sascha! We can always count on Gideon for a good bit of drama and snark on quiet nights!

Lil Miss Anger Management was showing her devilish side once again! She exchanged heated words and insults with Tommy before he stalked out into the night. Ciera sympathized with her after Tommy took off, mentioning that the claws of the underworld should rip his guts out. ...urk? Why don't the hot women of this town talk dirty like normal women? Why is it always guts being ripped out and violence against reproduction organs? Le Sigh.

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-03-26 16:08 EST
Monday, March 26

Saturday night!

It appears all is right with the world for despite some heavy flirting with Erin two nights prior, hunky Alain was back kissing on the sluttacious Cassie! Awww! Aren't they the yummiest??? Although, we must admit, the drama loving side of us was hoping for a viciously hot hair-pulling match between Erin and Cassie. Meow!

Speaking of sluttacious, the action between Shey and Dark seems hot and heavy. We still aren't sure about that one. How do you trust a man that giggles??? Even your great PINK Gossip GangSTAR does not giggle!

Gideon was around looking scrumptious as usual. Wouldn't Gideon and Koy make an absolutely delightful pair! With Koy single now perhaps fate can push the two together, no??? However, it seems to be Sascha who has captured Gideon's eye... at least for now! We doubt it'll last long. Gideon seems to have a rotating bevy of beautiful women to keep him company.

Charlie -- the sluttacious Company of the Dragon pinup model/duelist -- looked particularly un-pretty when she arrived at the Inn! It appears someone's given the girl a real beating! Her stay in the Inn didn't last long. She dragged fellow DoDer PJ into the back alley for some heated words. All that's clear is that they share a common relative and neither lady seemed to happy with the other!!!

Drama, drama, drama!!! Just the type of stuff your Gossip GangSTAR LOOOVES!!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-03-26 17:26 EST
Monday, March 26

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!

Yes, my dears! This would be our fourth blog entry today! We heard that our pretties were missing their daily dose of gossip so we just had to catch you up on all the happenings. Now that we've recapped Thursday, Friday, and Saturday we shall move on to Sunday!

Mushiness seemed to be the theme of the night... or at least we got our fill of it from Shey and Dark. Uh, yuck! Enough with the sweet talk already! Sex talk good! Sweet talk bad! Gag me with a freaking spoon! Sheesh.

The uuuuber hot Kairee graced the Inn with her FANTASTICALLY droolable form. Does your Gossip GangSTAR sound like a silly fan boy??? We don't care!! She made it clear that "I do what I want, when I want, where I want and with who I want." LOVE HER!

Rumors are flying around the dueling venues! Who will be the top seeds in the Swords' Madness Tournament? Sixty-four people have entered to fill the roster and now a selection committee will decide on their seating! Exciting!

...It was otherwise a very quiet night around town! Here's to tonight being much more dramatically prone!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-03-30 11:40 EST
Thursday, March 29

Make me WANT you!!!

A talking spider caught the eyes of two lovely ladies -- Kina and your Gov Kitty! Evidently spiders have names. This one called himself Lucky and, after all the attention from the womens he seemed to be getting, we'd have to say that the name fits!

Cor is back to his normal colored hair! It's okay, dear. Not everybody can pull off the Gossip GangSTAR look!!! He and Colette were seen at the bar together briefly. Wouldn't this make such a cute couple??? We would just want to pinch their cute little cheeks!!! SNAP, SNAP. Make it happen!

Was that swarmy Malachi and uber cute single Erin cuddling up together??? Nooooooo!!! Be cute and single for a while!!! No swarmy men!!! And if you are going to hook up with a man why can it not be the oh-so-cute and studly Everett?

Everett seems to have picked up on his friend Gideon's love of being surrounded by a pack of pretty preening peacocks. His company last night included the lovely Asha and his frequent companion Viki. Gideon reared his sextastic playboy head as well! His charms were directed on the loooovely Charlotte! We can only hope that he charmed the pants off her!!!

Marc Franco

Date: 2007-03-30 18:43 EST
Friday, March 30

Overheard around town

- "What color of smack are you smoking? She drinks entire bottles of whiskey.. as an appetizer." So declared Gov Kitty to Alain on Erin's drinking habits.

- "The eagle has un-landed! It's actually preparing a freakin' nose dive, so take cover!" Ness tried unsuccessfully to warn Dameon that his "bloody psychotic might-be girlfriend" was on the way over. These two are a freaking trip!!!

- "In Jewell's case, Jen, 'chaste' means having a mess of kids." Said Issy in response to Jenai's questioning Jewell as to the meaning of the word.

- "If it's plural is it peni?" Thus, asked Jenai of the rest of her rough and tumble HOT bunch of ladies.... if we dare extend the term "ladies" to include them.

- "When I need a nap I just whap my head against a wall or something. I'm out for a good eight hours." Good to know, Harris. Good to know.

- "Your judgement is just another opinion. And opinions are like arseholes. Everyone has one and most stink." Just another bit of wisdom from your Gov Kitty

- "Do you know what happens to bad girls?" Baker asked our Evie! Spank her, Baker! She's been a naughty, naughty girl!

- "There is no excuse for you Gideon." Retorted Cassie when Gideon asked to be excused from the gathering. Of course there's no excuse for Gideon! That's why he's so fantastically fabulous!